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The Things We Say The Most

An AI scan of 76 episode transcripts found the show’s most reliable verbal tic: “I will say,” said 433 times.

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An AI scan of 76 episode transcripts found the show’s most reliable verbal tic: “I will say,” said 433 times. That’s just one discovery in an episode that also includes a first New Orleans food tour (and a red beans and rice revelation), a very convincing Dutch translation of “kiss my moist account,” and Mike’s story about a pedicure that left him proudly defending his soft feet. Shaun is out this week, so Erik, Mike, and producer Logan sip a La Louisiane, debate whether humans really went to the moon, and pay tribute to the northeast-side Applebee’s. It’s the usual mix of drinks, detours, and guys catching themselves saying the same damn thing again.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right? Dude, guess what? I still don't have any money, but I can jack off again.

Is that because Shaun's not here? Yeah, looking at him makes it hard. But no, it's more that I haven't had time to play Wolverine, so my thumbs came back to life. I have a feeling back now. Yeah, until this next week when I do it again. Yeah, bank account looks the same, though. Whatever, it is what it is. I feel like I thought of this right as we were doing the intro. We probably should have put the bar card over here. Oh, fuck. We should have. Just do it. It's almost replacing Shaun. Sorry, buddy. I thought I was replacing Shaun. That's true. That's true. Just his seat at the table. This just feels like a little empty over here.

You guys didn't acknowledge it, but I'm on camera. I saw it. Wait, what? Yeah, I saw it. How am I supposed to know that? Should I turn this camera over here? How would I know that right now? Because you'd look at this camera that's facing me. Yeah, thank you. I was like, you realize, dickhead, I can't see any of us right now. It was on right now. The reason I caught it is it was on right before we started. Oh, I was so confused. I turned Shaun's camera to look at me. Oh, okay, yeah. It's like he's not gone. This is great. I'm Shaun now. I love boats. I love boobs. And I love bitches. I don't know what another B word was.

Banking. Banking. Banking. Banking. He loves banking, bitches, and boats. That's right. And boobs, but yeah. Are you going to look at Mike awkwardly? Please, no. Dude, Erik. He just got back from New Orleans. He needs like an eye fuck. Nolens? Nolens. I know. That's what I said when he went. Yeah. Hey, their football team is doing better. A little bit. Then they got stomped, I think, by the Raiders. But yeah. Yeah, but they were looking good. I know the Raiders are undefeated, which is crazy. Crazy. Have you seen all the memes of like, it's like the other teams that are three, you know, and then it's.

Oh, yeah. And it's like the ugly girl with like the swimming cap on. Yeah. I mean, it's also accurate. So, I mean, we'll see how that goes. But yeah. But anyway, we're back for another one. And we have a very interesting drink. It looks just like blood. Yeah. Which is very New Orleans, I feel like, in a way. and if you see there's a bottle of absinthe now on our cart so Erik I'll let you talk about our drink sponsored by Benz Beverage Depot 501 7th Ave there it is used to be green building I was going to look at him so hard and be like say the fucking address and say it I'm Shaun now I love big beautiful buildings Shaun's just a big fan of the letter B that's all it is So, yeah.

But he is gone today. We should, you know, he's been gone, what, like 19 times at this point? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yay! Fuck that guy!

Honestly, I always miss him, but replacing it with a bar cart actually makes it hurt less. So I'll take it. But, yeah, we miss you, buddy. He had a prior obligation. I'm not going to get into that. But, yeah, so let's get into the drink. All right. this is the la louisiane because i was in new orleans and la louisiane yeah okay it's basically the louisian okay that's what it is yeah um is this like from out colder he's like welcome to el matador which is spanish for the matador basically i like um so it's it's actually named after a uh bar restaurant that used to be there i think it's gone oh okay like it was a famous old one um but everybody down there makes it just like they make sazeracs there's certain drinks that are just kind of like we do love new orleans yeah staples so anyway a la louisiane is uh rye whiskey um absinthe sweet vermouth which we did cherry juice this time um what am i missing brandy oh yeah benedictine it's actually benedictine oh okay we did b and b because that's what we had okay because we use it for another drink similar yeah and then um uh pashad's bitters bitters yep and then we got the bada bing cherries which you know i love talking about my fat hand cleaner on the glass for cherries but i don't have to do that now because you put you garnish sticks yeah i like it fancy toothpicks well here's what i do know about it it smells great

i saw it be made and i'm like holy fuck because i'm like it's it's got to be boozy but i'm excited did you ever watch true blood yeah this just reminds me of that because they were down in the bayou yeah they were and then this looks like that fake blood they would drink i can't remember what it was called i think it was called true blood actually but anyway cheers to everyone at home let's give it a try blood on the bayou it is a little boozy but it's good it's a little boozy i can definitely taste the absinthe yeah so by the way i'm not a huge i don't know anything about i mean i know about it and everyone's like yeah, you trip when you drink, and I know that's bullshit, right?

Well, if it's... Depending on how it's made, right? Right, so there's like true absinthe, and there's like the absinthe we have here. Yes. In the U.S., which is not really absinthe. Right, it's the closest thing. Yeah. The funny thing was, though, we're making it, and I'm looking at the bottle, or the box, very cute box, by the way, and I'm like, oh, aged on wormwood. I'm like, fucking great. That's what Malort is, like the main thing of Malort, and you can kind of taste it a little bit. It's definitely not as bad as Malor. It's sweeter, more black licorice. Yes, that is a better way to say it.

We should have tried it by itself. But it came with the fancy spoon that you can do the sugar cube over. It's still attached to the box. Hey, we might still do it. We don't know. Let's see how these make us feel. We're going to have one of those. Cheers, everybody. Thanks, Benz. Thank you, Benz. I appreciate you, buddy. And we're going to get into this in a topic that I have. But that is Benz, B-E-N-Z. for some reason transcription thinks we're talking about ben remote producer ben like it cannot get the two apart like i never even thought about the fact that it would probably do that the first couple times i did that for you guys it was it was doing that and we caught it and it's i think i fixed it for the most part yeah yeah yeah yeah and the the transcription is like i used youtube basically so like youtube is transcription because it was easy to access yeah yeah it's it's different like it misspells our names and stuff like that so yeah ai is um you know we're gonna have to do a whole episode on ai soon like with how much you can't avoid it right and if you do you're just kind of putting yourself behind yes you know ai can ai be cool or not cool right now do we know it just it keeps changing it's both cool and not cool it is because there are definitely things that scared the shit out of me about it right like so i get it but optimizing your life and optimizing your job and like all that kind of stuff like yeah it's a game changer for sure and in the common like mainstream it's very divisive very you know especially when you separate agentic ai

and like your chatbots from generative ai and you know the posters you're seeing everywhere and the ai music and all that and data centers tying into it you know what i mean like that's very divisive and it's like is that you know conspiracy theory and he goes they're not for ai they're surveillance centers for all the flock cameras and shit but you know what that's for a different episode where i have a different hat on so are you a big are you big tinfoiler i i like to be yeah here's what i i don't want to get too into it we've done a couple episodes on conspiracy theories they all pretty much end up being true it's like you give every conspiracy you're like just give it 20 years and you're like oh yeah it was like there's so many of them that ended up up being right i bet like over 80 of them so i'd have to do the math i'll ask ai to do those are just the ones that you've heard about exactly right yeah i mean there's a lot we're never going to know so i promise you we've proven that the earth is not flat i believe that one yeah yeah i don't think the earth is flat thank you you responded so seriously now i'm concerned no because you at one point no that it's actually something i pride myself on is kind of liking conspiracy theories and believing some of them but never in my life have i been like the world is definitely pride yourself on believing that it's round yes yes thank you by the way but did we go to the moon i don't fucking think so i don't think we went to the moon i really don't really no i don't think we did i i love how we went and now all these there's these all these parameters like there's a belt like a meteor belt that like nothing has ever made it through but we made it through that

one time we can't do it again though and then we ask about the technology and how they were able to do it because we can't do it again and they say oh the technology was lost what like make that make sense I've never heard any of that no that's new to me I thought it was just because our stupid government defunded NASA no because we still go on missions it's part of it but we go on missions to places all the time but it's all contracted through SpaceX and all the other shit they've privatized it regardless you don't think that like the amount of money they spend we couldn't go back to the moon considering how they did it when they did it. No, it was a race.

There's also all these other things. Again, I can't talk about this stuff. I don't have the hat on. We're overdue for one of those. We're also pushing a line on a topic that we stay out of. Yeah, exactly. So let's get out of that. Jesus, Shaun. I'm going to start talking politics and I don't want to do that. Stop. Stop. Cut the cord. Pull it. We're not doing this. We're not doing that. So anyway. Do you want to talk about New Orleans at all? Yeah. So I went for a work trip and um you had never been i'd never been so our um in my works offices are just on the outside like in the suburbs very close to the airport and so um i'm like i'm gonna take an extra day like i'm gonna go down on sunday because we had meetings monday through wednesday and then i was coming home so i could be here to do this with you guys and not miss it thanks buddy i appreciate that nice yeah it's not like it's like a standing thing that we do every week we hadn't scheduled but um i i went down on sunday to like experience the city a little bit so i i went out um immediately basically you know got off the plane went to the hotel threw my in the room went downtown yeah uh went down to canal street walked up and down first order of business because i was starving as i had a cajun sampler platter so i had etouffee and jambalaya and gumbo oh jambalaya and

oh and red beans and rice yes it's like i fucking love that stuff so much you know what is interesting to me is i've had i've had some of these dishes here and i've had some of them that were good i have never in my life had anybody serve red beans and rice that was good it was just dry bullshit to me. Down there, it was amazing. It's one of my favorite foods. I will say, down there, I also had some shitty red beans and rice. Oh, did you? But for the most part, the places were really good. Yeah. The only place I ever had it here where it was amazing was Vivian's Soul Food, but they closed. But I would go there just for that, and I would get two side orders of it and leave, and I was happy as shit. The only other place they even served it that I could think of is Cheddar's, used to, and they got rid of it. It wasn't that good.

And that was it. yeah so i think that we are sorely missing some cajun food in this we are we absolutely are can we talk can we get into that for just a second yeah because i think that's a real pain point in this area is diversity of food options they come they don't survive yeah that's you know people try yeah that's true um but we have a bazillion burger places and americana places we have a bazillion Mexican places. Wait, hold on real quick. We got to pour one out. We lost a great one this week. Rest of peace, Applebee's on the northeast side. They closed down. So, just throwing that out there.

I knew that was coming. When was the last time either one of you were at that Applebee's? I was talking about this with Kara. I think it's been years. I don't know how many. I'm pretty sure it's been 10 years. I've never eaten at that Applebee's. I don't know the last time I ate at an Applebee's. I ate there when we were young. I remember going there like, you know, 20, 21. But that's literally when I remember going there. And I kind of do feel bad, even though it's a corporate thing. Because it's like, we did this whole thing to local and all this, but like, I'm sure there are people that still liked Applebee's. Yeah. And I mean Applebee's is what we're talking about. I love watching you struggle to come up with words right now.

Applebee's is... No, it's more just like, we keep going in weird directions with this episode already. That's so weird for us. um applebee's is is interesting because it it's popular because the menu is so big yeah so you're going to one place and you could do you could do tacos and you could do a steak and you can you can do so much seafood salad wraps right um i remember going there and getting a steak often when i was younger because one of my first jobs was at carlos o'kelly's oh yeah and the same company owned both of them yeah and so they were right next to each other in dubuque and so i just go next door and steak and steak in hindsight was terrible but yeah i liked it as a high school and it was a lot easier than cooking it yourself yeah is carlos still open here yeah both of them how the fuck both sides of town the haunted carlos yeah the haunted one is the one on our side yeah but yeah i haven't been there in 10 plus years either i have and you know why i stopped there every now and then when someone's having a food day or something like that i'm like i'm picking up chips and queso and bringing that because it's like you don't have to make it you can pick it up there i don't care what anyone says their case was fucking delicious they changed it though what from so when i worked at carlos kelly's again this was 2010 wait are you gonna say it used to have like more like veggies in it not veggies but like there was like diced peppers and stuff no okay well it's just it was like a texture thing and they made differently they changed their chips too so it's not the same as what you remember yeah so to say yeah i'm sure it's probably still good but it's not it's all it it's on the fly that's it's the point of it's easy you're paying for convenience we're gonna

have to do a chain restaurant bracket okay yeah by the way not like a fast food thing but like kind of that just chain restaurants no my daughter had friends over recently and wanted uh they all wanted i was just gonna order pizza because i'm like there's like five of them and i'm like i don't i don't want to fight with who wants what so i was like i'm just getting pizza and they were like we want uh little caesars i'm like why i'm like you know i'm not telling you we have to get little caesars because you can't afford it i'm like we can get any pizza like they wanted that my daughter isn't a huge pizza fan she'll eat it she was like that's what they want i'm like all right well i haven't been there in years and all i remember is like every pizza was five bucks and it wasn't good it was kind of like is this good and you're like it's hot and it's fresh and they're like but is it good and they're like it's hot and ready for a reason yeah that's yeah that's what you're paying for but then i went to the menu and i'm like holy shit like they have so much stuff now and it was really fucking good so i i gotta give it up like it wasn't as bad as i thought and the prices you know they used to be five dollar pizzas now they're like seven still pretty awesome you know so yeah little caesars i'm sorry i talked so much shit about you for years you're not that bad so what did you say before you started talking about little caesars oh yeah what was i talking about did you say shout out to why am i like this did i did i say shout out to little caesars i think so the main reason i ask is i want to get into this at some point the hot nasty little you know that's one of my favorite jokes is you know what do hispanic people use like to cut things

Little Caesars Little Caesars Just do it It was funny but it was also racist No it's not All you're saying is little scissors with an accent How is that racist God Fine I'll make fun of more Irish people Jesus I save it for Patreon I came up with something for us to do on this episode and Shaun is going to be so disappointed he missed out because he loves guessing things Yeah he does Oh man we should call him Do you think he can answer? I don't know. He's at a work event. Yeah, do you think he can answer, though? He might. I guarantee he would. We should save it, though, for what we really want him to say.

Are we on the Patreon? Because he can't stay on the phone with us. Right, yeah, we'd have him for like 10 seconds. Yeah. Okay. So am I guessing something? so or or are sean and i guessing yes okay that's what i think we should do um so i had um basically what i did is i had ai help me out with this because you know i'm busy person i boo no i'm kidding but what i did is i i took all the transcripts from all of our episodes which when i say all there's a caveat there's a few missing because it couldn't pull transcription the older ones and the non-video ones right so um so we're there's like 76 episodes here out of our 85 okay um i asked it what are the top so originally i was like what are the top 10 things that each of us say but it had trouble figuring out who says it the dialect at first yeah so i was like let's just go with top 10 things that we say oh god and i was doing it more as like a let's i'm just curious what's the exercise this is gonna make us they were really funny oh yeah it is this is like when i if i do listen to anything back of ours i hate my laughs so goddamn much so this is just gonna make me think of more shit that i hate about myself i will say they're almost all things like we all have something on here that does make me feel better it's not like one person yeah no i figured so um there's a couple of them that are definitely you though that's fair i know sean is on here for sure yeah me being sean yes but is me logan on there yes so actually but because i did

some clarification we had a little conversation about who's who um so here's i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with producer logan first so studio producer logan is in is the in-studio producer who sometimes interjects and the hosts address him directly as logan he appears up to 375 times across 63 episodes in the captions, but it's caveating. Sometimes you guys talk about other Logans. That is true. That's true. That makes sense. And it says, example, Logan Paul, which I think is funny because we talked about him like maybe once. Once? Yeah. That's funny. That does sometimes confuse me. So, for a peek behind the curtain, I am often over here doing other things while you guys are recording, but I'm listening and monitoring and we'll jump in with whatever or we'll mark things to fix and i'm listening for my name and so anytime you reference your logan oh i'm gonna start doing it all the time i always i look up and i'm just like disoriented you shouldn't have told me that i'm trying to figure out the context i'm gonna i'm gonna just through my peripheral like look and be like look when he's like really serious into something and be like i can't believe logan did that he's back huh me i'm like now you go every time every time anyway this is like last episode where i'm like when he comes back in i'm gonna say outlandish shit okay so let's hop into it so um i think what we'll do is

um i'm gonna run through a couple of examples that are like they're the bottom tier they're not they're not in the top 10 okay they're they're the next tier down yeah just to get the kind of thought to lube blowing yeah and then um i'll jump in and we'll kind of see if we can guess one through ten okay okay i can't believe logan did that though i mean he just made no sign oh got him okay go ahead all right so this is the outside the top 10 that being said that's sean we said this 113 times i bet 99 of them were sean does it say who said it oh it can't Fuck, because he says that all the time. I'm going to keep working on that because we're going to do more games with this at some point.

I can literally hear him in my head doing it. I can hear it too. That being said, it's definitely a thing. I'm just saying. That's got to be Mike, right? I thought it was Erik. I say it quite a bit. Yeah, you say it quite a bit. I'm sure it's multiple. It is. It is, for sure. I'm trying to close my eyes and hear one of you guys say it. Yeah. it's funny because it was like sometimes you guys sound the same yeah yeah okay real quick Shaun that's Shaun yeah that's gotta be Shaun high school Mike yeah probably it's some of all of you yeah but I feel like that's 50 times so I mean you guys it's okay that's not that bad over 36 episodes 80 something wait 70 70 something yeah oh 76 trombones yeah oh that's no that's logan that's definitely logan talking about trombones musical references yeah exactly ann hathaway logan oh my gosh i just watched devil war's part of two god damn never i've never seen it it just came out i've never seen one you're missing out bro okay i gotta talk about something i'm going to a movie tonight right after this which one verity and yeah it comes out tonight yeah what is it hathaway movie verity we've had tickets for like a month month and a half i'm a big dakota johnson stan she's hot it's not just an attractiveness thing no she is very attractive i know i think she's

like legitimately talented she's amazing in a unique way but her and and hathaway together and josh hartnett yes i love that guy isn't she like in the is this episode where this movie she's like creepy or something or so in hathaway is the more creepy one in this i think so the premise really quickly the premise yeah i love that you know it even though i'm going to see it but i i couldn't tell you the premise oh i won't see it i can't remember it i'm too much of a little bitch for that that's all right says sean um and i'm so glad i am swallowed yeah i would be choking all over this table right when you did that oh ann hathaway is a famous writer and something happened to her. She was in an accident or something.

And so she's like stuck in a wheelchair and unable to like... Oh, I haven't seen the previous one. It looks really good. I think it's a Colleen Hoover book. Like a romance book that's been translated, but there's horror elements to it. And so Dakota Johnson is brought in by, I think, Josh Hartnett, Anne Hathaway's husband, to ghostwrite for her essentially and help write her next book. And then Anne Hathaway is being creepy. yeah yeah like she like gets up and walks they don't show but yeah yeah well i saw in the previews it was kind of like just like a flash almost like a horror like she thought she saw her move but well i think she like sees her in the window and she's like no she was in the window and he's like that is impossible or you know whatever but right yeah yeah i'll report back interesting i know that there's a scene that all the perfs are talking about online which is that ann hathaway and johnson are making out and then ann hathaway grabs her head and like that kisses her harder and like scary and like everything is that's scary creepy stuff well if that's supposed to be scary it ain't working for me it was dakota dakota johnson uh is in something else that was like 50 shades of gray she's no she's acting super creepy and like something that's new that's coming out i thought oh man oh are you sure it's her is it the the the mom one uh with the redhead uh yeah that's other mommy or yeah yeah but the mom is like super that's it oh so it's not her if that's the movie you're thinking of but that promo is like one of the scariest trailers my son the other day was like we're going to see that I'm like absolutely but we're horror fans alright sorry we've gotten off topic

I'll talk about movies all day guys Shaun loves movies we should do a live with a movie podcast soon October 10th I'm busy it's coming up the last one is kind of lame it's TikTok we mentioned it 38 times okay i'm kind of shocked we only mentioned it 30 times it could be some of some things too like you got to think like sometimes it doesn't translate it in the transcription yeah early like also though we're 40 year old dads it actually isn't that shocking that we don't talk about they talk that much yeah but we've had a lot of you know success on our socials on there and we talked about it quite a bit so inside down snicker bars go ahead i actually so we have a new follower for the podcast that I met at the airport bar.

And I told him that. Did you get him off the Snickers bar? Did you really? Hey, shout out to you, buddy. He's like, I'm totally listening now. I hope you're listening right now. Mr. Your name from the airport bar. Andrew. Andy. I love Andy. We go way back. From New York. Can't wait to share Snickers with you. Nice guy. Hope you're listening. A white chocolate one. They're smaller.

All right. Okay. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to say the phrase and I want to see if you can guess where it's at in the top 10. Does that sound good? Oh, Jesus. Or should I go 1 to 10 and see if you can guess what the phrase is? There's no way we can do that. I figured. Okay, that's fine. Drink of the week. I mean, it's every episode. Right, so it's 70 times. So it's probably not one because there's things we've probably said more than once an episode. Top five for sure. Yeah, I was going to say four. You could say your own. damn i wish i should write these down i feel like i feel like yeah three or four feels good are we the right ballpark it's seven down seven fuck really yeah um i think a little bit of that comes into sometimes we say let's get to the drink instead of drink of the week on the show that's true about the drink of the week in the okay that's my that's my theory because i've i've read through how it came to this analysis.

We are squirrels. It's hard to keep us on topic. Alright. So anyway, Anne Hathaway is in this movie. Makeout scene. Remote producer Ben. Oh. That does come up a lot. It does. I thought that Drink of the Week would be more than that though, so it's got me wondering. This is the barometer. This will tell me like... Literally, yeah. But I don't know whether to go like eight or go like six. I'm going to say nine. I'm going to say eight. It's eight. Oh, I got one.

Okay. The next one, we have a tie. So it just puts it in one place. Okay. So there are like 11 answers, and this is tied for one. There's two of them in one slot. Yeah. Okay. And this one. This is the only one. The other one, there's one that is more of a concept because it's like you're saying phrases about the same thing. but they're all similar so right it went with like death or taxes yeah concept by the way real quick remote producer ben you owe us some info we haven't heard from you in a while and you make as much money off this podcast as we do so come on get with the program jesus christ does that mean love you ben who is remote producer ben what is the story behind don't tell him let it always be a fucking mystery enigma to him no it's sean's cousin ben oh okay but he obviously listens and uh lives in kansas city especially when we first started he was like literally he'd text us in the middle a recording like hey you should talk about when we did the live he showed up live for a couple minutes oh okay yeah we'll see the first one or the second one the one in the garage or the one okay the other one okay hi my cousin I remember you now alright this will be a good one because this will help you get out of the seven and eight space maybe or not God damn it Jesus Christ That's me And not like we say it together Two separate phrases These are tied

These are tied This placement I'll say three Three God I'm good I'm already happy I can retire We said that Remember the time I got the dad joke last week fuck off man you got over it so we've said oh wait it says these are the main exclamations we've said god damn it 370 times that's less than i expected and we've said jesus christ like 170 times or something like that hey religious people i'm sorry but in my defense i went to catholic school for 10 years i earned the right okay go ahead okay is that how it works i don't know i think so so this is a funny one because i mentioned it earlier shout out to well i want to be like it was me then but like no yeah it was sean does say it every once in a while has there been a five i can't remember what numbers are left so that's what's throwing me off i guess i'm gonna do nine we have seven eight and three so far.

You were going to say 9? Yeah. Let me go low. I'll go 6. It's 4. Whoa. Damn it. Surprising. We've said shout out to 338 times in 69 episodes. You know what? Shout out to AI for this list. I'm a huge fan. You know what? It does say, most often shouted out is remote producer Ben and Benz Beverage Depot.

And then it says then Matt. So both Matt Carlson and Matt from Benz. Oh, okay. So shout out to remote producer Ben comma Benz Beverage Depot and both of our Matt's. Yep. Matt from Benz and Matt Carlson. Okay, got it.

Okay. so we have three four seven eight how many times do you or where do you think uh patreon plugs sits on this uh hold on i'm writing down three four seven and eight is what we have right okay um this would be way easier if i had put the numbers we had gotten with how many times it was mentioned but that's all right i think this one's lower which is funny because of what we just talked about you need to do more promoting yeah yeah uh i'm gonna go i'm gonna go nine it is nine okay yeah because i'm like we have not had patreon that long so that makes sense we have said it 233 times in 42 episodes so it kind of notes that you started saying it later on in your episodes yeah which makes sense for those keeping track at home i have three of these right already they're pretty good Three out of five is good.

I was hoping you were going to say the next one. By the way. That's me.

What do we have? What's left is one, two, five, six, ten. Five. This is where I'm going to screw the pooch. I feel like it's 5-2, but then that seems not enough.

Fuck it. I'll just... 5. It's number 1. This is the most... Goddammit! What? I was gonna say 2! It says the most reliable verbal tick on the show.

Aw, that... Now I'm self-conscious. By the way, in my defense, I had to. I died laughing when I read it, because I was like... Isn't my defense on there? It's not. I thought it would fall into the secondary, but it wasn't. Okay, good. So... Fuck! Especially you, but I would say we've all contributed a little bit. 433 times in 72 episodes. That's a lot. I'm like upset. By the way. I feel personally upset. I know. God damn it. Hate it. That one's going on there, too. Yeah. I'm afraid to talk now. what's going to come out is the things that always get said. So I just like going to go straight on a podcast You forget about it by next week it fine that how we all do all right um cheers oh oh uh i'm gonna go five i don't think that's two i say it we say it a lot like cheers to everybody at home but yeah i'll go six it's six oh god almost had a shutout okay all right which ones did I do two already no according to what I have two five and ten

are what's left okay two five and ten is what's left so whatever he says I'm gonna guess two no I'm kidding so should you should you give oh no go ahead okay yeah memory and nostalgia phrases such as i can't remember back in the day the other day it lumped those all together it did yeah it kind of put them all in the same concept because they're yeah i probably do like high then i know that many things grouped together it does say it fits the show's premise yeah i'm gonna go two then i'm gonna go five that's number 10 the reason I'm mad is because did you just actively choose not to say god damn it yes I'm self conscious of what I'm talking about before you said number I was like I think it might be 10 and then you said 2 and I go I can't go 10 because it's probably close to what Logan's thinking you screwed me on that one you screwed yourself I know. It's just easier to blame other people.

Wait, wait. That was what? Ten. I just wrote five. I'm an idiot. Ten. So two and five are left. Okay. Give them both to us. That's the move. That's the right move. It's like you've done this before, Shaun.

The two that are remaining is I will say and it kind of just lumps dad jokes as a premise. Those two separate? Talking about dad jokes. There's two separate. Dad jokes and I will say. Really? Dad jokes five.

I will say two. You say, I will say is you. I can fucking hear you in my head. It's always like, me and Shaun are being loud and obnoxious as usual and Erik's over there thinking about his next thought and he's like, I will say. And 100% it's Erik. I don't know though. Five and two. And how many do you have right? Spot on? Three? Do you want to hear... So far? And I have one right so far? I only got three. Yeah, I think so. I'll tell you the notes. If we don't agree. I'll tell you the notes too. So it says, for I will say usually introduces an opinion or a concession. which makes sense kind of yeah i do say that quite a bit um and then they call them out by name as they tell them so we always say something about dad jokes i just can't what's interesting is sometimes yeah i think sometimes we do we don't just say dad jokes we say jokes or you got a joke or whatever does it count all those i don't that's the i know that's the thing if it just says joke i'd be like yeah two i'm gonna say dad joke is five and i'm gonna say I will say it's too.

That's what Logan said too. And I don't want to agree with you. Well, but if you agree with me, either way you'll win. Exactly, and I don't like doing that. You can take the loss. I'll reverse it then. No, you were right. Stop it. I just told you you guys are right. Oh, I didn't hear that part. No, he said reverse it. It's on the recording. Erroneous! I don't believe it.

Yeah, so that sound, you just mash a button nine times. It happened like one and a half times. I have it set to the wrong setting. so when I do like the air horn it'll go over and over yeah that one's for this one it's just the same one but just keeps pausing and then continuing where it left off you should fix that yeah that's weird I don't like that it sounds like my net is glitching or something is that one like oh you should do that for on that's less annoying to me all right what did you guys think of this was that fun i love it i mean i love any game like guessing games all that stuff we've talked about this you know what i mean it did say i i just noticed this it did leave out some generic speech patterns such as i'm going to and a little bit and we said those way more than anything else that's tough though because those don't feel as much like um vocal tics yeah they feel more like those are just things that you say in the english language a lot it'd be like every time you say um for like if it if it were if it went through speeches and it was like who says i was so aware that i said um in the middle of that last sentence and then you said that yeah and it made me want to die sorry but like i know when i i try so hard not to use that but it's just it just happens it's so reactive so i told these guys my the the first thing i thought of after it came up with this and i'm like thinking about how

we're going to do this segment i'm like can we just make a compliment compilation of every time we say like oh you know like the the breathing the people breathing video just or something like yeah something like that but just make like and then the next one will be logan making a version of it where it's bleep where it's yeah i don't tune into a song yeah Ooh. Caught me in the shower. Yeah. I don't know. I was just thinking of Shaggy because we talked about it last episode. Something's wrong with my brain. It doesn't work the way it's supposed to work. Your brain is interesting. That's one word for it.

Yeah. Anyway, that was Erik. That was Erik Awesome. That was awesome, Erik. So, yeah. Thanks. We should do that stuff more often. We'll keep working on it. Thanks, Claude. Yes, thank you, Claude. Claude Van Dam. Yeah, we need to I need to give him a better name. You need to give him a better name. calls them that like yeah i mean that is what it's called right we need to stop giving rai's names it's freaking me out oh so that's the line for me that is actually a line so using it to take over your whole life is fine but you're like i'm not gonna call it by name you can't give it a personality you can't give it like space you know once you name something it becomes different how i feel i watched a very disturbing okay i'm gonna shut up because otherwise i'm gonna go on i feel i feel a little bit differently but at first i was the same way i was like no this is bullshit it's just a it's just a computer that's doing shit for me but like i i've found hold on are you are you growing in an emotional no i don't want a whole her situation you know not at all but i've i've found the more conversational you are with it like you're actually having a conversation like you're trying to get your executive assistant to do something the more effective it is and so then it feels more personal like it's like so that's why i'm like i kind of want to give it a name just so i like you know that's 100 true it's 100 true that if you speak to it the way that you you know normally would it has a better understanding of how to interpret what you're saying and it develops you know how to respond better more effectively that's all super true you can do all that and not give it a name it can be a tool and not an entity in your life

what if you what if you kink shame it and like just give it a like degrade it oh you can do that hey little bitch it's like yes you would have so much fun with this doing this because i have i have like people at work told me what they like one lady she goes i asked it to speak to me like a southern gentleman like now it always speaks to her like a southern i have so many things to say first of all you just said a hundred percent a minute ago and i thought for sure i say that one a lot i say it a lot and i get self-conscious about it yeah so you said it i've I heard you two say it. I can't believe that one's not on there.

But aside from that, you talked about her like making... I'm surprised the side from that wasn't on there. Oh, fuck. See? Oh, my God. We just can't talk. Just fucking sign language podcast. Will that be fine? Get over your anxiety, dude.

Have you ever tried just not being depressed? I don't know why I didn't think about it that way. Yeah. Anyway, I'm going to bring up something else off topic because I just found something out, Erik, and I'm pissed off. and i'm gonna tell you exactly what happened we met before the podcast for a few minutes and i told you i said this week's been a shit show for me like i'm just it's not like i'm dropping the ball but like my brain is just not there like i just feel off this week right and so i left my house to come here five minutes into the drive i'm like i fucking forgot i didn't even grab my cooler with like i usually bring like three beers just so i can sip on something obviously crack i can and i'm like god damn it well i'll just pick something up uh i happened to talk to cara and i was like hey and she was like i can just pack a couple for you in a cooler i was like oh cool and she was like oh it's in this cute leopard print purple cooler and i was like you got the right guy you know i don't give a shit right like i'll wear a hot pink one so anyway i'm gonna show you something and then i'm gonna tell you like why this is so fucked up hold on So Here's why this is Here's why this Pisses me off So much extra When I left you I don't even care because I know I'm getting one Yeah you're getting one What's happening?

Kara Ice does Here's why it makes me so fucking irrationally angry Is because when I went You were still inside And I went to her car to say bye to her she had to go right and she goes here's the cooler and I go I picked up I go better not ice me like as a joke didn't think it up for a minute that she really did it on the fly like that and she just gave me a kiss and left and then I opened to grab my beer and I go oh my god I'm so angry right now well played Kara and they're both for Mike they're both for Mike that is not how this works you know why there's two she knows that he's watching his calories and she knew sean wasn't here knew sean is watching his calories let me rephrase that but i don't want to this is a new i really appreciate that yeah thanks for uh thanks for keeping an eye out on me so uh i love you cara also fuck you and i say that with all the love in the world um and also like my fit my the worst ones of these in my opinion to drink are these the original ones they're awful i hate these so much and she knows i have diabetes and she didn't get the sugar free ones which like she's trying to kill me she just wants life insurance money i like that she's yeah she's aware of my calories but it's not considered your fetus kind of fucked up isn't it sean yeah like the more you think about it so sean thinks this is fucked up yeah yeah yeah so he would be laughing if we do call sean if we do call sean we'd be like hey avoid getting iced so like good for you uh so we'll drink these if you can if sean

can talk for a moment because because you don't want to hear like you're glugging oh no you can And I just don't think they want to hear it for 15 seconds. Just turn up his mic for a while. You want to do that? All right, cool. Point it at your throat. Cheers, everybody.

Oh, my gosh. That's so horrible. Did it come through? Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, it came through. I'm allowed. I couldn't tell if it was you or me. Oh, it was. I'm, like, nauseous. That's rude. People get annoyed by me. They're like, why do you chug so loud? And I go, you can control how loud you chug. I don't understand. That's just how I drink. There's a subsect of your audience that's going to find that really erotic.

Shaun 3.0 is going to love it. We need to find a new audience to get the ASMR crowd in. Hey guys, if this isn't doing it for you, check out our Patreon where we do way more stupid shit. We've been talking about the Patreon a lot. I think we scrap it. Straight OnlyFans. Yeah. Oh. I could do that. So just me chugging ASMR. You know what, actually? Erik doing shower chugs. I mean, Shaun's out, but Mike and I's feet pics will be great. It's true. Oh, dude, there's so much money in feet. If only they could feel my feet, because they are so soft. Really? Dude, I wear socks 365 days a year. I don't wear sandals, ever.

Yeah, does that make them soft? Yeah. I've had one pedicure in my life. So, all right. Have I not told this story? I thought I did. I don't think that Logan's been involved in your... My feet thing? I have a weird thing with feet. Not in season two. Yeah. I know you have a weird thing with feet. I remember that. I don't like guys wearing sandals and showing their feet. I think dude's feet are just disgusting, including mine, even though I have nicer feet than almost everybody. So wear tennis shoes on a boat. Literally. I'm so not attracted to men. And that's... Yeah, I mean... But I'm turning you on right now.

I get it. Love what you love. No, no, no, no. Love what you love. But I don't really find anything about men attractive. I don't understand how anyone's attracted to us. We are disgusting creatures. It's so crazy. yeah yeah we're funny that's really what it is i mean i'm just saying like there's chicks who are like you know well or men whatever but that are like i like i like a guy who's funny like thank god because i have nothing else going for me like that's it uh but no so i what i the job i was at for 17 years when i started there obviously this was a long time ago but i it's never changed i went to get a pedicure because i joined a team of women and they were like well we just hit this like big goal and so we're going to get pedicure it was a team of all women so i was like well that makes sense and they're like i'm assuming you don't want to go and that's okay and i was like i'll go let's go like because i'm still that person whatever you want to do let's i also think that's kind of badass so yeah like whatever being confident in your masculinity yeah i don't give a shit so like i'm regularly going to do it but no and i but like if you if you enjoy that knock yourself out right but i went in and i'll just never forget and that i'm not being racist but like they have an accent okay and they like i took my socks and she's up and she's like the minute like obviously they so she's like oh his feet so soft and i was like god damn right there right and now granted all the women on my team were like there was a couple my age but most of them were older women there was one woman they like you know the scene in dumb and dumber where they take the grinder to the toes she was there for like an extra hour while we like left and went

out to eat like they had to do some work on those dogs you know what i mean but i just i don't i don't ever go barefoot i wake up in the morning i don't sleep with socks on but the minute i wake up i put socks on and i put shoes on this is a like the feet thing not that i'm into feet but it was like the whole concept of why one person's feet is are just like kind of normal and others are like i don't think it's not i don't think it's about just like wearing socks and shoes or just not being out barefoot or whatever because like i've seen things proven otherwise like i wear i wear flip-flops i do all this shit i don't run around on concrete barefoot a lot or anything like that yeah like if i'm barefoot i'm on a beach or i'm in a pool you know like that's yeah that's a good point because there's some people who like i remember like they'd be like well i grew up running over gravel and blah blah and i look at the feet i'm like and i can tell Like it's like, even, even though they take care of the feet, like their nails are painted.

So it's like, you could still tell. Right. And I'm not making fun of them. It's like, that's your feet, dude. Do what you want to do. I just didn't grow up like that. I don't like being barefoot. I hate if my socks get wet. So I just wear socks and shoes like all the time. Like granted, if like Karen, I like the end of the night, right? Like we're finally chilling on the couch. I'm not wearing shoes then. Yeah. But I do wake up and go about my morning. Like after I shower and I put socks on, I put shoes on. So it's just my thing. Y'all can be jealous of my fucking soft ass feet. That's fine with me.

Ass feet? You would say that, New Shaun. All right. I love when you push it that fast because it doesn't do anything. So you should keep that up.

All right. I did have something to talk about. So like we talked last episode about The If you went to the gas station Would you leave if it said you have to come inside Right whatever so there More of those obviously but Real quick this isn a joke But it a question that i forgot to ask what is the most ordered drink at a bar this is a joke no it's not a joke okay you're like an honest question i don't know i guess it's kind of a joke water it is a joke i had to think about it it is a joke because i'm going to like trying to be logical about it. Also, get off Google, dickhead. I'm not. No, no, I'm not.

I have something else I have to do here in a minute. No, I have that covered. Oh, okay. You got that. Dad joke. I hadn't looked at it. Mine's not a dad joke, but it'll work. But anyway, what is the most ordered drink in a bar? It is a joke, but I thought about it. It actually might be, if you really think about it. I feel like... well it's hard to say like a beer because there's so many right rum and coke do you have an answer it's not a vodka it's not an actual drink it's whatever what is it one more yeah yeah see so it is a joke yeah but the amount of times a bartender in a day hears one more and then that's all they here it could be yeah you're right it's a joke shut up fuck off i'm gonna cut this part out shut up don't cut don't don't you dare all right uh the other thing was hold on i have too many things so you were talking about the gas station thing we're gonna talk about that in patreon we're gonna talk about that patreon yeah a little teaser for everybody we're doing gas station yep gas station actually local gas stations like our favorite ones remember we talked about that last week we're gonna do remember yeah so it's like because like mine didn't even get said yeah but like everyone has their spot right and like why they have it and some people like really shitty ones just because they're like i've been doing it since i was a kid yeah i don't care how

much mold grows in the walls it just feels like home you're like all right as long as you're not eating or drinking there. That's fine, I guess. Hold on. I'm trying to find this thing. God damn it.

I might cut this part out. Yeah. Shut up. Oh, Logan. So I need you to Google Translate something. Shaun. Shaun couldn't do this. This is technical stuff. So I need you to Google Translate something, but can you do it so that when it reads it, it plays so we can hear it? Is that hard? Wait, that's actually hard. It's fine. I'm sorry. I thought you were a producer. My bad. Oh, wait. Sorry. He's a banker. My bad. Jesus. This isn't that hard. Yeah, regular Shaun couldn't do this shit. While you're doing that, though. You could never. We miss you, Shaun. Shaun 1.0, not Shaun 2.0.

Okay, what do you want? What do you want? I love that you just sprung this on Logan. So if I ask you to type something in and it's going to read it, it'll play so we can hear it i mean hopefully we'll find out together jesus christ okay so go to google translate okay i just saw this today and so i i'd never heard this before do english to dutch and then i'm going to tell you what to type and then you will put it in and then hit play so we can hear it okay have you tested it yeah type if you want to if you want to test it if you want to test it i can make sure that it works you should be the producer i know that's very smart a tiny amount of dutch yeah holy jesus okay oh my god okay so that's the dutch yeah okay what'd you say hi okay okay i guess i don't know that i know bread bruja it's kind of it's it's very muffled you want to turn it up a little bit i can't hear my girl i'm trying to like oh god i felt that in my down in my little there that was money Now I just wanted to keep saying things to me.

Okay. Type in, pick my most beautiful side. Pick my most beautiful side. Kies mijn mooiste kant.

I've heard that one before. I hadn't. I hadn't. I was like, man, I need to listen to Dutch more. I had no idea that was a thing. Kies mijn mooiste kant. Producer Shaun is crazy. Yeah. Good job, producer Shaun. That was really good. Shaun could have never done that. By the way, I don't know if I could do that. I've never used Google Translate. You could have done it on your phone and put it to the microphone. I mean, that's true. So I got one more thing for producer Shaun. Shaun zou dit nooit kunnen doen.

What was that? Shaun's getting a colonoscopy. Shaun zou dit nooit kunnen doen. Shaun's annoyed by Gaga Doon. Shaun could never do this. Wait, can we just keep saying shit about shot? No, it is not. I couldn't get the gun-a-doon. Yeah, gun-a-doon.

He's trying not to smile, and he's still typing. Ferdoumen. What? Ferdoumen. Ferdoumen? Ferdoumen. Ferdoumen. God damn it. Oh, really? God damn it sounds better.

Do you have any more? Okay. They probably have better phrases. Right. so do you know because you're a little younger than us producer sean do you know the allegedly guaranteed oh hey my birthday is the day after this comes out oh happy birthday your birthday's next week yeah the day after this comes out so october we damn so we'll celebrate it live hold on wait are we recording next week uh yeah so it'll be that day but i asked you guys to move remember because it was my birthday yeah so we're gonna record before it yeah but right then we move to monday okay anyway anyway i'm just i'm doing it we need to figure it all out okay yeah yeah okay do you know what a pencil has to do with a cassette tape uh yeah what you just jam it in there over and over really really fast can you say that in dutch to me no i'm kidding you can rewind it or just so but how do you like you did you didn't you're young enough you didn't use cassette tapes yeah you did yeah shit when i was young it was my favorite things i'd get blank cassette tapes and then i would burn songs onto them you know record songs onto them and then i would record myself doing like talking or radio transitions or whatever yeah i mean we did that with cds you were a dj before you like you're like your own i was making podcasts on cassette tapes dj sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh on 2.0 yep that's awesome i was really into like Three Doors Down and Nickelback.

I bet you were. And I had a mixtape that I would make. Because I'd wait until they play on the radio and then I'd record it. It was the only way to get those songs at that time. I don't know why. I was saying you were a little too young to remember that. But I thought about today. I don't know why driving. And I was looking at how no cars even have a CD player. They went from having CDs to back in the day having tapes. Some had eight tracks in the car. And I'm like, man, I remember where my car ate a tape. like the first car i ever owned and it started spewing out the tape and i thought how i had to grab the pencil to rewind it and i'm like young people would have no idea what that means yeah you have to remember just a little off there with you then you and i have talked about this um like when you are when you grow up poor yeah stuff makes it to you longer right we didn't move on to cds because cds were expensive right it's true so we had we would go down to like the dollar store and i'd get like a three pack of blank cassette tapes yeah and that's what that's what we did i remember getting those and you didn't have like a computer that had a cd burner on it either like shit like that not until i was in like high school yeah that's some bougie shit yeah yeah and by the way the funny thing is those like three packs of blank tapes were probably two dollars yeah back then yeah they don't sell them anymore they're not needed anymore but that now sells on ebay for like 30 for a three pack uh-huh so it's like you can collect pokemon cards or magic cards or baseball cards but you really should just be picking up dying tech because it all comes back there's definitely an audience for it for sure yeah yeah we've been cleaning our

basement because it got flooded and i had a bunch of old tech stuff and i've been you know searching all it'll sell yeah you posted it anyway we'll talk about that off here but i was like it's like what me and my daughter play and i was like i don't need it but i'm like part of me just wants it to own it it's a cool it's kind of a collector it's awesome it's like it's a an original resident evil 2. it's right on evil 2 for the playstation 1. yeah but it was like a special sweepstakes but with the booklet with like pristine the whole thing and i'm like i don't need it but i'm like it is like me and my daughter's thing like maybe i'll buy it it hasn't sold yeah i'll give you 50 90%.

I take 80. Sorry, I coughed. What? Yeah. Anyway. So. All right. Did we have anything else? You got a joke, right? Give me that dad joke! It's not super dad. That's fine. I know. He don't always do that. Anyone can be a dad. Yeah. Unfortunately, you're right. Most dads... I've seen that. In my opinion, most dads like dirty jokes, too. It's true. I think I want to read too, but here's the thing. Did I say one about a moon rock? I thought I did. Did I not say this? I don't remember it. And you don't remember that? There's probably somebody listening that's saying like, yeah, you already did this dumbass, but not me.

All right. Well, then I'm going to do that one because it is a dad joke. But I don't know why. I write shit down and then I have this feeling because I just read over it multiple times that I said it. I think I got this from Amy, but I can't be sure. so anyway shout out amy speaking of things we say often shout out shout out as soon as i say this so i've read it then just stop me why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock is it a cheese thing that's kind of where my mind went but i don't think it is nope why you guys give up because a moon rock is a little meteor you know what he may have said that one before that's a dad joke that is a dad joke no i know that's definitely a dad hold on hold that's god damn it just cut this out no i'm kidding that's because i said it i have another one but then i was like wait if i haven't read this one i'm gonna just do this one because it's a dad joke and then i'll save the dirtier one for the patreon oh yes I think I did read that one though.

That one sounds familiar. Alright, I'm going to say the other one. This is not a dad joke. What do you call kids born at a whorehouse? What? Brothel sprouts.

I have heard that one. I just didn't get there. That's really, really good. It's so good. We were laying in bed last night and Kara's algorithm on TikTok was going like, I don't even want to get into it. Like, bad. To the point where I'm turned around Just like Pet and Stark And looking at something And I'd turn around like What the fuck are you listening to But at some point I heard that And I was like I have to write that down That's too good TikTok TikTok We use the TikTok I feel like that was about virginity All I heard was flower eggs Like a flower in your ass One more time she's fertile and her flower aids so give me that dad joke is it really father i heard like father is for tell me the flower father gap and father hop aids it's kind of a hot language it's very um very similar to german like very like yes guttural it's a guttural like lots of it sounds hard like when you say bread it's it's spelled like like i would say broja but it's like brugia brugia like you're supposed to like put some emphasis behind that ham in my hot pockets ham it's them papa Ham in my hot pockets.

Are we listening to the same thing? Let's give me that dad joke, but in German. Papavitz. This might have to be a whole new song. Doesn't it sound similar? It does. The guttural is a good word for it. Yeah, we should do a game where you try to guess the language. Yeah, that would be fun. I don't want to play this because Erik's going to win. First of all. I don't know. I know Spanish more than anything. but like that's about all I got Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, a little bit but that's only because I've been here Sueltame ese chiste de papa Cheesesteak for dad I was in a band called Cheesesteak for dad in high school That's awesome Did it not say cheesesteak papa?

Cheesesteak papa I swat on my cheesesteak for dad That's hot It sounds like potatoes That's hot It's erotic. Wait, is that what it said? No. Oh, I'm like, there are way too many syllables. No, it's give me that dad joke, but in Spanish. Oh. Suéltame ese chiste de papa. Oh, okay. Chiste? Is chiste joke? I assume so. No, it's chiste. Suéltame would be give me.

Guys, I don't come here to learn. The joke of papa. Uno más cerveza. Suéltame ese chiste de papa. Yeah, that makes sense. It sounds better when you say a puppy, but whatever. That's a personal thing. That's erotic. Yeah, I know. Anyway, I think we're going to get out of here. We're going to go over to Patreon and talk shit about local places or not. A little bit of talk shit. I mean, we're going to have some debate about our favorites, too. Yeah. We may also still call Shaun. Yeah, we are going to call Shaun. We have to. What time is it? Yeah. Oh, it doesn't matter. He'll still answer. He's still on the clock.

Yeah. He's on the clock and he's having a good time right now. So, yeah. But hey, we love you guys so much. Cheers. Let's just get all the buzzwords out of the way. What else was it? Shout out. Shout out to Benz for our drink of the week. We appreciate you guys. By the way, I got this nice beer at Benz and I will say it's delicious. 100% it's delicious. Yeah. I'm just adding that because I want that to get on there. 100%. Yeah. But don't forget, we do have a live event coming up October 10th at the classic event center with and upload media. And we thank you, Logan and upload media, but they're putting it on and it will be opening for the confused breakfast and tickets are still on sale.

Even when this comes out next week, it's that weekend. So when you're hearing this, there's still time to buy tickets. Please come out and see us. We'd love to see you guys. We will be given some things away. Also, we may have said a catchphrase in the last one that there's two items up for sale. if you come up and say that fun statement you one person's gonna get a bottle of whiskey another person's getting a shirt so go back and listen to the last episode yeah i think that by the way if you are a subscriber to cedar rapids daily which is a project that upload media yeah yeah shout out yeah every single day you can get the most comprehensive list of events happening in the cedar rapids area it's completely free but i think we're doing a giveaway for tickets the week that this episode comes out oh hell yeah that's awesome you can go check that out um cedarapidsdaily.com You can find us on social media.

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but it's also on Facebook posts. We have a video reel. We have a podcast. If you're a podcast person, you can listen to it every day when you're driving to work. If you're listening, you better be a fucking podcast person. I think we're doing a giveaway through that for tickets. If you want to try and get some free tickets, check out cedarappersdaily.com. Otherwise, we'll see you guys next week. For everyone else, we'll see you on Patreon. Cheers. Love you. There's cheers. You knew I was going to be sad. I say it every time. Now it's time to piss.