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The Madden Curse / Fantasy Football / Wolverine

Erik, Mike, and Shaun kicked back on the "We're Still Cool, Right?" podcast, showing off their new bar cart and mixing up a killer Blueberry Pancake Bourbon cocktail — shoutout to Benz Beverage Depot.

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Erik, Mike, and Shaun kicked back on the "We're Still Cool, Right?" podcast, showing off their new bar cart and mixing up a killer Blueberry Pancake Bourbon cocktail — shoutout to Benz Beverage Depot. The guys chatted sports, including the Cubs clinching playoffs and fantasy football drama, then dove deep into the Madden Curse history. Mike's also hyped about his new PS5 Wolverine Edition. Big news — they're opening for the Confused Breakfast podcast live show on October 10th in Cedar Rapids. Classic dudes-hanging-out energy throughout.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Yes, beer runs do count as exercise. You heard it here first. B-E-E-R-U-N. Beer runs. Beer runs. Yeah. I figured since we got our new fancy beer cart, I would do something about a bar. It would be a perfect time to just take a look over Mike's shoulder there. And we have been, I have been searching high and low for these things. And every time they pop up, they're fucking gone when I call on them. or I look at it and it's like an hour and a half away and I'm like, I'm not fucking driving an hour and a half to get a bar cart. This was North Liberty. Yeah. That was easy. And I was like, strict, like I'm not paying over 50 bucks.

And I spent $50. You did. So you nailed it. That's what I saw. I was like, oh. I just happened to look and it got posted and I was like, all I care is that it has a lip and it rolls well and works perfect. So we've been talking about this bar cart and what Benz does for us. You can see a little bit of that. We've been carrying a tote around that had all that in there. I should say Mike's been carrying it most of the time. Yeah, it's fucking heavy, by the way. Because there's bottles on the bottom that they also can't see. Plus jegs and other shit we have in the tote. It made idea in theory when it was a normal amount of bottles, but it just kept growing and growing and growing and growing.

And I don't know about you guys, but I slept funny last night and threw my arm out. I don't know why. So I lifted that today. I'm like, I can't keep doing this. And I was like, I'm transferring all this shit right now to the bar cart. I just realized, though, too. I asked you for a beer. I was like, shit, we got this right here. I can just be like hey give me a bottle over there it's true yeah those games where we do this mix up where we do the random shot wheel it just got fucking terrifying oh you can just reach over your shoulder and see whatever one you get i might just get a bottle it's like those videos when they walk down like the like booze aisle no like um goodwill and then you say stop and whatever you're touching you gotta wear like your outfit we can do that with booze like a ring toss we can just throw rings over there oh we're gonna have some fun with this we can't wear a ring toss no no yeah yeah yeah fair i was just thinking i'm gonna get a bottle of just like the swilliest swill like bottom shelf whiskey and then anytime you guys like make fun of me i'm just gonna fucking take a rip off of it i'll be bombed in 20 minutes is that like the lord then is that what you're saying please not that i'd rather i'd rather five star whiskey please no yeah i can bring that green chartreuse and put it over there no i'm good yeah i think i'd rather have malort see we can play this game but uh yeah we're back here and i don't know eric i think you should we're already talking booze why don't you just jump on in and let's uh yeah this is a little better than a shot of malort so our buddy andrew from texas andrew mark from texas uh sent me a message the other day and he you know he likes to send me just videos and different stuff but he

sent me this i i was hoping the intention was for the podcast so but uh it was a it was this company that does like they do batch cocktail um glassware i mean i've bought some of their stuff but i saw it and i was like oh cool so i watched the video i was like oh interesting so this was intended to be like a whole batched bottled cocktail oh okay Like at a bar, you could batch it up. But I pared it down so we could just do four glasses easy. And it is called the Blueberry Pancake Bourbon.

Sounds amazing, looks amazing, smells amazing. And just a reminder, this is brought to us by Benz. Yep, brought to you by Benz Beverage Depot. 501 7th Ave. Beautiful white building, by the way. It actually looks fucking awesome. Gleaming white. The black shit that he put around it. It does look good. It looks badass, so I'm over my greenness. You're not green with that light. We're getting used to it. I took the kids to the doctor the other day, and I was looking at it. I'm like, God damn, that looks pretty good. Well done. If you haven't already watched the Drink of the Week video, you're getting it now.

It's three quarters of an ounce of blueberry juice. We ended up with blueberry pomegranate juice because I couldn't find blueberry juice. It's hard to find just straight blueberry juice. Three quarters of an ounce of apple cider, two ounces of bourbon, some maple syrup, a couple of bar spoons of maple syrup some angostura bitters and then a cinnamon stick and i'm excited to share as we were making this we found two new friends in the area where we make these because they wanted to try them in the studio and they're two new followers so they are huge fans of us now and we got them with the boost which is really how we got everybody yeah let's be honest so um and they had nothing but high praise for it so yeah they loved it also So this drink partially sponsored by Upload Media Group.

I was going to say, shout out to producer Logan for coming in clutch. I was going to say. Not only can he make us look great, he brings the maple syrup. Well, I make good maple syrup. I was running late. Marlo had an incident at school. Whatever. So I had to pick her up. I had to console her. I had to take her through McDonald's to get a cookie. Yeah. And we got home. I was running late. I was literally pulling out of the driveway. I got a text from you saying, do you have maple syrup? And I just, yep. Pulled back in, ran inside. Yeah, because Erik walked in. He's like, Erik's had a day, by the way.

Erik rode his e-bike here, goes to lock it up. Very expensive, nice lock he has, and it just fucking breaks. It comes apart. The lock broke? The lock broke. Safety my ass. Protect your bike my ass. And finally, not like something that should break. It's like it just came out of the casing. They didn't glue it enough or something. I'm like, what? So then he had to run to the bike store, which is thankfully just down the road. Get a new lock. Then he walks in and he's like, fuck! I kind of forgot a really important ingredient. So we're scouring the studio like, is there maple syrup anywhere? So thank you.

It just worked out perfectly. It did. I was like, they will forgive me for being late if I bring maple syrup. It's normally just a good thing to have on you. Just in general. You know I stay strapped.

Okay, so you guys got to try it. I think the maple syrup does kind of make it, especially balancing it out. Fuck, dude. That's really good. God damn. That is exceptional. Oh my god. You might actually drink your whole drink on this one. That's a good one. It's a calorie problem. I was going to say, at that point, he's like, that's not low-calorie. I just blew a lot at McDonald's.

That's fucking good. But it is delicious. This is probably one of my favorite ones we've had. Right when you pulled out all the ingredients, I'm like, oh, fall is here. look at this there's cinnamon sticks maple syrup i was like oh i'm gonna like this one and i am i am wearing the official midwest outfit yes shorts for the season that we're in and i'm fucking fired i know it's so nice the rain sucks but the weather's been nice that's a patreon we need to do by the way at some point we need to go back and like rank all of the drinks yeah we do there's There's been so many, and some have been good, and some have been...

Oh, there's some fucking stinkers on there. Do you know what I noticed? We're creeping up on our 100th episode, and that might not be a bad time to do something like that. I mean, not... We're a whole lot closer than I thought we were. What episode are we at? We're at 86 or 87? Yeah, so this will be episode 85. 85. Damn. So just after the new year, if I'm kind of doing my math right? For main episodes, if you don't count like Patreon. True. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome. Hey. We should kick around something fun for that. 100th episode, we're going all out. Yeah. We're at suits and all. With that being said, do we get to share our really fucking exciting news?

I think we should probably share it. I think we should. People have been sharing it on socials and stuff. Yeah, yeah. So your boys are going to be opening up live podcasts for the Confused Breakfast.

Yes, sir. Yes. with that being said we i mean we're stoked we can't be fired up enough the confused breakfast guys have been good to us whether mentoring or just kind of connect us upload media and whatnot. Mike's been a big supporter of us been on here multiple times and then when he reached out to us the other week and asked us if we wanted to do it, it was kind of it's one of my dreams coming true because I was the one I go, I just want to do a live one so bad. Erik's like, well, we need a plan. I'm like, let's just do it.

Guess what? Now we have a plan. That's the way I am. No better way than to jump on the expertise of the Confused Breakfast and get our first opener. So that being said, we are going to be sharing the link to get tickets. It's going to be out on our socials. And, man, we just can't say enough. Yeah, I was going to pull up the event quick. It's October 10th. But, yeah, so we're going to – The classic event center here in Cedar Rapids. Yep. Tickets, obviously, like Shaun said, we'll send the link, and you guys can get tickets there. We're opening for them, and then they are doing a full podcast with a fresh movie they've never done and I believe doing a brunch afterward, which is another short little thing, and then a meet and greet after that.

So it's going to be a fun night. There's a bar there. So come see your boys and your other boys, and it's going to be a fun fucking night. Yeah. Check out theirs, too, because if you haven't heard it before you come, it's all kinds of stuff, and they're doing Tokyo Drift. Yeah. Interesting movie. I looked it up today to start watching it again because it's been a while. I know. The girl that's in that is so fucking hot in the beginning. So hot. I'm like, God damn. Can I be honest? When they announced it and they were like, do you want to open? I was like, Tokyo Drift. I was like, that movie just came running back into my head really fast.

I don't know who she is or what she's been in, but fuck, she's hot. Yeah. It's going to be so much fun. Come see us. Side note, your 100th episode, if we don't miss any weeks, will air on January 13th. Is it a Friday? Oh, duh, it's a Wednesday. I just realized you said air on I'm an idiot. You are a little bit of an idiot. Thank you for not buzzing me on that one. I know, but I was dropped a lot. You got back to it a lot faster. I did. I was like, no. Grab it back. But other fun note. Cubs playoffs. Clinch, baby. Clinch today. But MVP got his 40 stolen base.

40-40. Cubs have a 40-40 player. God, he's amazing. Do you know what's crazy? He's just a big enough of a dick, too. He's kind of cocky. He's got a little bit of a swag to him. This blew my fucking mind for some reason. I don't think we've talked about it. Do you know who his parents are? They're both actors. They were both in Heroes, if you ever watched that show. I don't know why that fucked me. Probably because I loved that show and watched it. Right when I looked up, I'm like, oh my god, I remember the mom. Oh my god, that's his dad? like it's just so weird to me huh yeah so two actors end up making a fucking star baseball player he's fucking good he's goddamn good so but yeah i'm gonna have to look that up i didn't i don't know and actually yeah this will be because this will come out it'll be the it'll be the wild card game because it comes the wild card no oh yeah because they have what five games left yeah but the wild card games no i know so okay well shit yeah that's awesome so they're they're there we should probably talk sports just for like a minute because you know there's been football games and things have happened and sure you know the rams finally won a game and don't look like absolute pieces of shit i'm pretty proud of that so yay i don't think anyone thought they were gonna be shit oh he did but no i guess after one game he was hate like he's like is it gonna happen he didn't think it he was worried that it was going to be that yes i should say not like yeah I was like, no way can this be the way the season goes, right?

But it was more just sadness because I was so – I've never been more excited for an opening game because I was like, that's before I didn't know Donald was playing. Garrett was there. I was like, we might see someone die today. They might kill somebody. And then it was just like, wah, wah, wah. Right, right. But anyway, yeah, so football's going well. I'm actually doing decent fantasy. So I play your wife this week. Actually, I'm going to fuck you up.

That's all. Don't take that, babe. She won't. She usually beats the shit out of me. She does well in fantasy. Dude, so many of our girlfriends are fucking so good at fantasy. And Jen has done super well every year. She never gave a shit about football, but now that she got in fantasy, she's looking up stats all the time. I'm like, stop doing that. We don't do that. What are you doing? Put your accounting brain away. Exactly. Stop it. Knock it off. I just had to make sure I set my standards. There's a game tonight. Yeah, good call. But some big football games this week. There's a ton of ranked games on Saturday.

Two ranked teams playing each other. Iowa's playing Michigan at the big house. Fuck that place. Hopefully they can win. That'd be massive if we could walk out of that one. Did you see Kittle and Rich Eisen made a bet? No. Yeah. Obviously Kittle bet on Iowa. And did Eisen go to Michigan? Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. What's the bet? He was betting Michigan. would win it'll be interesting because michigan went from almost getting beat by right you know whoever to then clobbering or then beating uh whoever they oregon someone i thought they were going to lose michigan oregon right yeah i can't remember yeah so eisen said he was just trying to be like i'll send you some gear you send me some gear and kittle's like no if we're doing this you're wearing my helmet okay but then what's he have to do if he loses he's just going to send him some Michigan stuff and he has to wear it.

But basically they bet that the following Thursday or whatever, it'd be the same day. And so Kittle has a presser before game day or something that he has to do. He has to wear it. Now I really hope they win. Watching him do the whole episode in a helmet is going to be fucking hilarious.

Anyway, go sports! Go sports for sure. So I have a topic. It kind of crosses over a bunch of different lines that we have here for it. So obviously still cool. And last week we brought back the remember when. And this kind of goes over both of those here for it. So I'm going to take you back to the year of 1988. Mike, were you even around? Still just in a nutsack somewhere. No, I was five. I was five years old. That would be the year. It was June 1st, 1988. That's the year that the game Madden Football came out. Oh shit. Was it really? The first Madden? It was. The first one was on. It came out on the MS-DOS. You know, it had to be a computer game the way you could play it So clearly everybody at this table has played Madden before right Well before that it was all Tecmo Bowl That what I was thinking I sitting here like Tecmo Bowl I remember you couldn be Bo Jackson because it was a cheat code But yeah.

Okay. That was all Nintendo. Yeah. So Madden never hit Nintendo. It did hit Sega in 1990. That was the first year that it was on Sega. Sega. So I'm assuming you guys all played Madden. Yeah. Did you? Probably not. Never. on and off but you played it but yeah like you're familiar i've never been good with the sports right in general even i thought maybe i've always wanted madden and i've wanted to be good at it and i just never oh i was never good at it but i i love some people are just great at it yeah adam's fucking good at it yeah there's a meme of like like two guys playing video games and he's like this is how you know like someone's getting the shit kicked out of them all of a sudden they sit forward like get all serious that was me every time i played him he just would beat the fuck at and it's like to a point where it's not even fun right and you're just like i don't even know why i keep agreeing to do this terrible yeah yeah so um i will say as it's gotten progressed i get a lot worse because it's just so much you got to be so much better at everything as opposed to well segan is you know three buttons and you're good to go right like it was that was right up my alley um and i loved playing it so that's what i remember with the older like even like tecmo bullet was like basically if you're holding up and like pressing whatever the long bomb is you're probably gonna do that's pretty much it dude now there's 19 buttons and all of them do something different well yeah and if you hit them all and yeah and they all do something yeah but it's too much for me for sure but that's clear um but i i mean is it still cool i i can answer yes

madden yeah yeah i mean it's still so that was a simple one like you know jack like waits for it every single yeah he's always got it pre-ordered his friends come over when it's grown so much now you can do a whole season and then start a rookie class and work your way all the way through. Well, now you can connect to, you can connect the college and run them all the way through, which is really cool. But Cooper's football team last Sunday for a team builder, the coach put it together and they brought in TVs. Everyone brought their stuff. They had a whole tournament. You brought in your own team and they had tournaments and they brought in food and I was like, how was he?

Can you tell the coach to do it again and invite us? I don't want to fuck. Why would we just get clobbered by these? Oh, I know. The crew was like, they're so good. But there's food and beer. No, I don't want to play the kids. I want to play you guys. I want to play other crappy people. They have beer. Yeah. We'll have beer. We'll have beer. I don't think that's what they're going for, but yeah. So again, that's where I was like, yes, definitely still cool, and it's worth the question. But it reminded me of Remember When, and I thought then led me to another topic of one Caleb Williams. have you seen the memes coming around for that bro they're so good the one where they put it to the ricky bobby thing where he's like my legs don't work he's like you're not paralyzed we have to tell him he's not paralyzed and when they're putting that stuff together like it's it's funny because last week i was talking about how much i was like leaning towards being a bear fan again and then I was listening to it and I'm like fuck and then this week those memes are coming out but yeah we'll see and you'd be like fuck the bears I don't like them you know I didn't like Caleb anyways because he's USC I just struggled to like him anyways and then when he did that I'm like fucking total USC he's been looking so good though it's hard to like dislike him I'd still it's just weird to get carded off and then you're week to week what the fuck But it's like crying.

And then Jackson tears his ACL and walks off on his own, walks back out, watches the whole game, never cry. I was like, out for the season. And you saw like Jaden Daniels' elbow completely get snapped. And he didn't get carted off, did he? No, just Caleb. Okay, this is what's funny. I saw two videos today that just slayed me about this, and it was not memes. Like the memes are hilarious. But one was Marshawn Lynch and some other guy, and they have a podcast, and they were just railing. Really? That guy would get run out of a locker room for being a pussy. Well, and when it's ex-NFL players, let them eat.

Who am I to make fun of him? You know what I mean? I couldn't take one of the hits or do anything that he's been able to do on a football field. But when the other NFL players do it. Marshawn Lynch can say whatever the hell he wants. Whatever the fuck he wants. Yeah. So then the other one that I saw was this, like this podcast and they were, they were theorizing and one of the guys goes, I think it's going to come out like two years from now. He got hit and he shit his pants.

So that's why they had to cart him off because nobody wanted to see the mudslide on TV. When he was running, he's like, oh, he had the squirt come out. They were genuine tears because he was so embarrassed and he was pumping his fish because he had to sell it. You know what I mean? He was. It was like a squirt came out the way he went down a little bit. Next time he plays, you're going to notice his pants are a little thicker because he's got a depends on.

Caleb, how do you feel about the injury? It depends. One of the senior players is going to be like, what happened? I shit myself. We all shit ourselves. That doesn't mean he fucking quit the game, man. Motherfucker. Yeah, but in his defense, the camera's always on him. True. So, yeah.

Okay, so that led me, when we were talking about it, I happened to be taking Cooper somewhere. And then on Sunday when he got hurt, one of his buddies that's a huge Bears fan, like text Cooper, and he's like, that's it. Season's over. You know what I mean? Because he got hurt. And I'm like, what the hell happened? He's like, Caleb went down. He's like, I'm like, oh, shit. And he's like, and Cooper goes, it's the Madden curse. Yeah. Because he's on the cover of the Madden. It's happened like almost every year. I thought it was broke for a couple of years. We're going to find out. I'm going to take you through the last 25 years of the Madden cover.

Holy shit. And we're going to decide. 25. Oh, I'm so excited. Because I know some of them. Well, yeah. And I totally ripped this off from somebody else. That's fine. I didn't do all this research. Internet's fair game, bitches. Copy their stuff. Yeah. So in 2002, Dante Culpepper was on the cover. The year that basically got him on there was he had thrown for 33 touchdowns and the Vikings went 11-5 the year that he was on the cover. He missed six games, fumbled 16 times, and only threw 14 touchdowns. God damn. So that's where the curse first starts. This one's going to get you, Mike. 2003, Marshall Falk.

Yeah. Season ending, or he entered that season with five straight 1,000-yard seasons, coming off of three straight 1,300-yard seasons, and then that season he missed half of half of the starts and then he never broke a thousand yards again that does make me sad because that was your boy that is my boy 2004 won Michael Vick I guess maybe I should give you a chance to guess so you can remember some of these I remember Vick being on it I can see the cover in my head Yeah, so less than one week after the cover came out, he broke his leg and was out for the year. Yeah.

So curse. 2005, this is when we break the curse. Oh. Any idea? 2005. It's a defensive player. Yeah.

No, Reggie White wasn't still playing then. No. One of the best, probably go down as the best linebacker that ever played. Lawrence Taylor? i'm gonna feel so dumb hold on oh ray lewis there you go jesus christ so ray lewis was on the cover and he was awesome so there you go you know that year it's also easier for a defensive guy not to get hurt i feel like well i mean he was just such a fucking wrecking ball anyways you know i mean like i don't yeah um so then in 2006 donovan mcnab yeah he missed half the season he went six and ten and then him and Terrell Owens got in a fight and started fighting and then he ended up leaving and heading to the next year is when he left in 2007 he was on the Cowboys so they were never and his year was they were just never the same and it was over from there 2007 Shaun Alexander remember him?

Giants right? Seahawks so he won the MVP the year before he was on the cover. He had 1,900 yards rushing. So, you know, biggest... He was a badass. 1,900? 1,900, yeah. Jesus. Yeah. What's that? That's crazy. That's insane. Yeah.

Then, the year that he was on the cover, he dropped down to 800 yards, got injured, and was out of the league two years after he was on the cover. Never to be played. Never played in the NFL again. so another i didn't even know i don't remember him being on the cover yeah makes sense but i don't yeah he had that little streak there he was pretty good yeah 1900 yards was was big um 08 was vince young so vince young was the offensive rookie player of the year in 2006 and then in 2007 he had a good year in 2008 he only threw nine he only had nine total touchdowns because he used to run for a bunch yeah and ended up getting benched and never played again i was going to say that we're really very short like that was that was it um but no one will ever take that game away from it at texas uh 2009 brett farve so this was the year that he got he ended up on the jet so this is the year that he left the packers um so he was on there for you know whatever his accomplishments or whatever but he ended up hurting his shoulder i don't know if it's broke or whatever um and only played like half the games and barely played there so another downfall 2010 was Larry Fitzgerald and Troy Palomalo They were both on there I don't even remember there being two on a cover Were they both on at the same time?

It was one cover with both of them on Offense, defense And Larry Fitzgerald had a Pro Bowl year Amazing year Troy Palomalo missed 11 games With the MCL injury That he had really but that wasn't those head and shoulders commercials right so he still crushed those things for sure but amazing remember how badass he was oh god yeah he was like everywhere um yeah 2011 drew breeze so he had a down year for him but he still they still made the playoffs and lost in the first round so that one's not really that really wasn't it so for those that are keeping the score we still have two that are positive.

Here we go. See if you remember this. 2012, Peyton Hillis. Oh, yeah, for the Browns. Yeah, you remember him? Yeah. He was fucking awesome for a couple years. And he had a 1,000-yard rushing season the year before. And the person I heard this from, they go, 1,000 yards gets you on the cover? I'm like, well, when it is a white boy, he'll put you on there. And the Browns. And the Browns. That's probably the bigger thing, yeah. Yeah, he only played six games, and they never heard from him again after that. That one counts as a curse. 13, Calvin Johnson. So Calvin Johnson broke the single-season record for catches, so definitely not a curse for that one.

Adrian Peterson ran for over 1,000 yards in 2014, so not a curse that way. I remember everybody thinking his was going to be a curse. Yeah, because he was hurt quite a bit. Well, it was a down year for him, but it was still over 1,000 yards. It's kind of a little hard to say. Granted, I think he was running 1,400, 1,500 yards. Previous seasons, yeah. I was going to say that. Considering he was their only weapon, I think that was a big deal. He was the last one that I remembered thinking, that wasn't really a curse. It's hard to count that one as a curse, but if you're looking individual, him looking back on it, it's probably like, fucking should have never done that.

Fun fact, though, Calvin Johnson, breaking the record was obviously they were thrown to him by stafford and then who ends up beating his record cooper cup also thrown by matt stafford yeah so he threw both of those seasons which is crazy you think you'd have more super bowl wins shut up he's got one um 2015 was richard sherman um so he um this was not a curse he he played well his production dropped a little bit like an interception and stuff but they still made it to the super bowl and this was the year that they lost to the patriots oh you know so he they actually played well and he had a good year um so that's not a curse but then obj in 2016 i didn't have everything for this one but his career kind of went down after that you know i mean he kind of only had a he had a very glamorous shot he's still playing here just isn't that because he hasn't done just really wasn't that good overall in general um he just made the most out of one really fucking amazing play catch yeah yeah 2017 rob gronkowski this one will get back on the curse he only played six games because he had like a multiple of injuries so he he barely didn't he didn't even play that year and his colleague killed somebody no i'm kidding i don't know if that was the year his other counterpart.

But 18, then it was Tom Brady. Brady is not a curse. They lost to the Eagles in the Super Bowl. That was the first time that I wished that the curse was true. I was just going to say, unfortunately, there wasn't a curse. At least he didn't win the Super Bowl that year. But he made it there. Yeah, that fucking was pretty good. So 2019, Antonio Brown, he actually had a career year. He had 15 touchdowns. Okay, but then he went batshit crazy. But that was his last year, and then all hell broke loose. So he was on the cover, had an amazing year, and then it all went to hell. And then CTE drove for the rest of the way.

Now he's going to jail. What? Attempted murder. He just agreed to a plea. I don't know. Oh, seriously? I just saw a video from him on some social media with two hookers. Better double check that one. I feel like he's agreeing to a plea deal. He was posting TikToks with hookers just like yesterday. Yeah, he was posting sex videos of him and chicks. I'm like, what is going on? And then he's like, I fucked his wife and other players. I'm like, do you know that you're not supposed to talk like that? What's going on? Yeah, Jesus. So Antonio Brown will accept a plea deal to avoid prison time in his second-degree attempted murder case under the agreement he will receive probation on a reduced charge.

So attempted murder. Nah, you don't need to go to jail. Okay, so I'm wrong. But I wouldn't get that sentence. I'm pretty sure he also tweeted about Caleb Williams. So he's still I'm not shocked. He's still in by the way I think his Twitter account or at least he used to tweet under the username CTE SPN Really? Yeah, he would like it's like he was leaking info But he was being like just vulgar as shit and he's like I'm coming at you CTE SPN I like you really are just owning the fact that you are fucked up in the fucked up I mean He also just started an OnlyFans Oh Jesus Christ There you go ladies Or two whatever There you go.

I will say, before the batshit crazy, one of my favorite, this was my fantasy football picture for the longest time because I had him. I had him in a league where we could have two keepers. We would play two keepers and then you could auction off. Anyway, it was a great league. I had him. He did very well for me for those two years. I had my picture of him kicking the guy in the face. I see, when he did the jump kick. Oh, yeah. He went to jump over the guy, and then he didn't. So he just kicked him in the face. For the longest time, that was my fantasy football profile picture. I forgot about that.

That was pretty fucking good, yeah. Okay, in 2020, won Mr. Patrick Mahomes, and he won the Super Bowl that year. That's not a curse. Nope. 2021 lamar jackson scored 33 touchdowns total not a curse um not a good run 22 was brady and mahomes together um and they both had good years neither one won the super bowl but they had heard they like you know i don't know brady they get they both made the playoffs one got knocked out or brady dismissed the playoffs or something um 23 they put john madden on the cover as a You see there's a movie coming out with him, right? Yeah, I heard that. Did you see who's playing him?

No, who is? Who? Yep. My guy. Who? Nicolas Cage. Shut up. Swear to God. Are you kidding me? No. You haven't seen this? Dude. He looks great. He looks really good. Really? Yeah, and then fucking, oh God, Batman. Christian Bale is the fucking, oh my God, the famous Raiders coach who died.

That died? Art shell no like the fuck you guys the guy who's runs it now his dad um You mean the famous owner yeah the owner you said come oh sorry owner Yes, whatever the I can see his face, but I think of his name with the tracksuits in the yeah, it's a really good side-by-side Yeah, look holy shit That's my boy boy. You don't look anything like him. That's that's awesome Awesome. Well, there we go. Put that on the note to watch. Fun fact. I hope it's fucking good. I do too. I hope it's better than the Warner movie because that was kind of corny. Oh, my God. Don't even get me started on that.

There was some good actors in that too. Really good actors, but they needed to make it a religious movie. Which, look, I'm not knocking that, but it's supposed to be about football a little bit. Anyway. 24, Josh Allen had over 40 touchdowns, so not a curse there. Hot wife killing it. But then coming back at it, Christian McCaffrey. In 2025, he only played four games, had under like 400 yards. Yeah. Total. That's when he was hurt for the year. 26, Saquon Barkley. Who is currently questionable and went out. Yeah, but remember when this came out, he ended up having his explosive season. Like he still did.

Yeah. I mean, so when it was. And then Caleb being 27. Hey, there's good news. He's week to week. Yeah. I mean, the only. He's gonna make it. He only shit his pants. He's fine. I was gonna say, yeah. He's paralyzed from the waist down, shit his pants, but he's gonna be fine. He'll probably be back next week. He looked good before he went down, though. He did. For the record. Yeah. Yeah, sure. He did. God, there's so many funny pictures, though. I'll let you decide. Is it a curse? Is it not a curse? Lately, it really hasn't been. Someone posted an x-ray of, obviously, a woman's genitals. And it was like, well, there's the problem.

I sent that to you guys. Oh, is that what it was? Okay. Yeah, yeah. That was so good. Because it came across my feed. Oh, okay. Those look like lips. I was. I was looking at his leg through that picture like, oh, yeah, I don't see anything. I'm like, oh, now I get it. Oh, there's sand in it. I get it. Oh, it's a vagina that's up there. I understand now. Okay. I'm a little slow. Yeah, so anybody that's been obviously a lover of the Madding Game, total nostalgia, going back to 1988 when it started. On DOS. I had no idea. I always thought it started on a console. I had no idea it was on DOS either.

Yeah. Can you imagine what that looked like? It had to be terrible. It was interesting to hear, and it's the same sort of thing of George Foreman grill. John Madden, you wouldn't be surprised, made way more money off of his name of that game than he ever made doing anything else, whether being a coach or being a broadcaster. The amount of money he made with his name. That probably still lives to his family. Yeah, hopefully his family still gets a piece of it. I hope so. I would think. Some tells me he does, because that was back in 88 when they didn't rip people off. You know what I mean? and probably didn't know it was going to be as big as it was um you know i mean video games were nothing then and now it's one of the biggest probably well one of the biggest gaming franchises yeah so i'm going to do a minor callback to a previous discussion we had think about the years and when it like it's not really a curse anymore is there really a cover oh they're on the cover but there's no cover like yeah because you won't be buying digital You literally are buying it on a store, so I guess there's a cover on a store.

So I guess that's how they broke the curse. Well, it's also like a big deal. It became the cool thing to do, which it was like such a big deal early. It was an honor, yeah. But it was like making the Wheaties box. Yeah. It became the new Wheaties box, the Madden cover.

It's a big fucking deal. I think the players that get on it actually get paid a big old. I'm sure they get a cut. get some sort of a cut on it or like whatever but but also it's one of those things like obviously players love accolades and looking back on things and it's like to say you made the cover of fucking madden is well and i will say i guarantee you they get money because otherwise they will fucking wouldn't be on it when everybody was getting hurt because it was a big deal around there in the early 2000s yeah every as we went to that i don't want to get hurt that curse but i mean if that's your money maker you're like i'm not doing that it's true but i bet i think you get paid a truckload and then you get all the recognition there for it. So there you go.

Remember when? Still cool. I know. Madden will always be cool. So will John Madden. And so will Nicolas Cage playing John Madden. Pressure's on. You better not fuck that up. That's some big shoes to fill. Him and Christian Bale and I think there's a couple other big actors. I think it's going to be a good movie. I don't know when it comes out or anything. But I will pivot off that a little because I told you I don't normally play video games. If I do, I play them I'm naked eating Cheetos. Well, I don't like the red fingers, though, so I use chopsticks. But Julie actually bought me... Was it Julie that bought them?

Jody? I can't remember. Somebody got me these little things that go over your fingers so I don't have to touch the Cheetos because I don't like my hands being dirty. They're like the little tongs for your fingers. Yeah, but they have little finger rests. Yeah. Yeah, just little pinchers. They're amazing. I don't know any. Say what you will. I don't even care. Was that Caleb's X-ray we were looking at? Yeah. Or was that yours? I don't know, but I have pristine fingers over here. Also in our 100th episode, Mike's going to reach into a box to grab something. Nope. No, I'm not. You can go, fuck yourself.

That's not happening. I'm not doing that. You wouldn't do Fear Factor? No, I'm already getting anxiety just thinking about doing that. Like, you're out of your mind right now. You know how many pairs of gloves I go through when I, like, smoke meat and prep meat and stuff like that? It's ridiculous. Anyway, I don't normally play video games. But recently, a new game came out. i'm obviously a huge marvel fan and i'm a giant wolverine fan uh so a wolverine game came out and i was like you know what i think it's time i'm gonna stop using a computer i'm gonna get a console so i got the ps5 the wolverine edition so excited to play this game it's fun as hell but having not played holding a controller and so long my hands hurt so bad i don't know like i feel like i am not that long that's the thing like the first night like maybe an hour and a half two hours and then like since then I've not played like maybe an hour at a time and You just forget that you don't have to push super hard, but you're doing it anyway And then you're like you move the controller I don't do that But I do I definitely like over mash push things and I get done only racing games I love to watch people Mario Kart like Like Mario jump over the yeah, come on. Yeah, my dad used to do that shit It's rough. It's rough out here.

I feel like I'm going to get a callus or something. I know, my poor hands. But then it's funny because I'm not good because that game got bad reviews by some people and now it came out and everyone's playing it. It's fucking amazing. I don't know what anyone's talking about. It's so fun. The only you are... Sorry. No, go ahead. I think you are the right person to play that game. Yes. Because you don't know what it should be. You don't know how good shit can be. It's kind of part of it. I know what you're saying because but some people don't want that yes and i i'm one of those people but even like my son who's played like elden ring and stuff like that like he's playing it and he's like this game is awesome and i was like so it's like it's got an old school flair to it it's not even like it's easy they're like you can just press x and mash no you can't you will die like you have to do combos you have to dodge you have to block or you will die like i trust me i've died a lot but then like logan grabs it and he knows what to do so he's like blocking dodging and he just like he'll go into a boss fight that I've been on for 40 minutes.

And he just clears it in one go. He's like, here you go. I'm like, thanks, asshole. Did you play the Spider-Man games at all? No, but he did. It's the same studio. Yes. But those are open world. That's a completely different. It is completely different. And I think that there's a lot of disappointment that that's what people wanted was more of the past games they've made. And this is very much on rails. Kind of, you know, you follow the path. The path is very obvious. Those are the complaints. I do like that. I don't like where I get lost and shit. That's what I mean. You're very equipped to enjoy this game with where you're coming from.

It's for 40-year-old dad. It's for 40-year-old dad. Everything that I've heard is people... He called you fucking simple, basically. He called me a dumb idiot. That's a good boy. I'm calling you inexperienced. If anyone ever saw Walking Dead, there's this conversation between these two people and the guy goes, you know what I just did? I just made you suck my dick and you thanked me for it. I like to think that just felt like Thanks, Logan. That just felt like, good job, little buddy. Yeah. Good job, little buddy. You're a good bully. I mean, did you enjoy it? Not now. Now every time I play it, I'd be like, this should be harder.

Fuck Logan. I fucking hate this game. Yeah. Or you're going to get up and feel just... I'm giving it a bad review when I get home. You're going to feel dirty because you loved it and be like, I still love it. I think that you should... Shut the blinds. Nobody can watch me play it. Your feelings about enjoying the game are super valid. Yes. I think it's awesome you're having a great time with it. Yeah. I do think that you should go back and play the Spider-Man games now. And I'm going to, because I have them now. Yeah. And then you should kind of compare and see what you think about it. Well, we just talked about it.

He's hurt. Hands can't handle it. I'm in recovery. Yeah. I'm down for four to six weeks. You got to soak them. You need to get a cooling controller. I need to cart it off, but there wasn't one to take me. I can't believe you haven't made a cooling controller. You know, like grabbing your beer. That'd be sick. Yeah. Million dollar idea. There's definitely a thing there already. Is there really? Like a drink in your controller? No. No. Oh, like air conditioning. Like blowing cold air out of it. So your hands don't get hot. I was joking. That has to be a thing. Yeah, it's definitely a thing. I've never heard of it.

At least for computer it is. There's a mouse that does that? I've never seen one of those. Not like blows air out, but it is open and meant to... Yeah. But it's like when people go like, cooling tells cool you out. I'm like, eh. I don't know. They fucking work. When it's 100 degrees, they're helpful, but it's not like... What I heard about the Wolverine thing that people didn't like was... I agree like the whole like not open world and very linear thing but I think that they basically didn't like that it was just like you just follow this path and you're done and you finish the game and then that's it and they they didn't feel like it was long enough there was enough to continue doing yeah it is so it's like you're going on a mission you're finishing the mission versus like a lot of other games these days there's so much side shit to do yeah like it keeps you entertained for days.

And I mean, again, I'm not... Much like this podcast. Amen. We do a lot of side quests. That's all we do is side quests. I don't even know how we got here. We have one mission and that's it, but we fucking take lots of side quests to get there. If the mission was ever to stay on task, we just know we're failing right out of the gate. So we're like, fall down the hole every goddamn time. Guys, people listening, you don't even know, there's been some episodes where the only thing we had planned to talk about were either one, two, or three specific things. And there's some episodes where we didn't talk about any of them. We just literally talked about the drink and then just found somebody opened the rabbit hole in the beginning and we just fell down.

That's all she wrote. A lot of our patrons have been like that to where we should at least label the patron what we're going to talk about. And then it's like, damn, I fucking even said that. They didn't even mention. Somebody needs to record what we were going to talk about. Yeah, it's not good. But yeah, I mean, I totally understand that. I've watched Logan game a lot and I know how games are these days. I think he has a genuine point. Like for someone like me I don't need all the frill. Now granted, but I'm excited for GTA 6 and I know that's going to be fucking insane all over. You can do whatever you want.

So is that coming out or what? Because I keep hearing about it and I don't follow games. I've been hearing about this game for like two years. But it's not coming out. Then I thought it was going to come out and then I thought I heard something. So I was like it came up again. I'm like I thought that thing was. I'm like are they already? making another one because i don't play you know i mean but they haven't made one in how long has gta 5 been out like over 10 years yeah a long time i mean they've been working on this for that long they so the other day so it just keeps getting here's how they announced any dates and change it okay supposed to be in november and you can already pre-order it but here's the crazy thing you know a game is going to be fucking nuts when they dropped a 20 minute gameplay trailer on Netflix. It was like a world event. Yeah. And like it got millions of views. Well, I know that the game's going to be massive and it's going to be I'm just sitting here like deciding if I'm going to let Cooper get it or not. You know what I mean?

Because he's right in that zone where he's going to want it. Gotta let him do it. You know, it's becoming a man is playing GTA 5 and renting a hooker and then killing her when you're done so you get your money back. But well, yeah. Guys, I'm only half serious. It'll be the fucking first time I'm down there like hey, let's play some video games. Hey, how do I get signed into this thing? Buddy, is this two-player? No? All right, go to bed. Right now. Dad, get out of my room. Hey, how do I sign on to this thing? Dad, why do you never leave the house? Why do you never leave the whorehouse?

You haven't completed one mission. No, that's not true. I just got here. No, but Dad, your map says you have only walked around in that one building. Go to bed. Hey, when you find a good spot, you stay there. I was going to say, yeah. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Or if it's broke, just hang out anyway. Anyways, I've been seeing that and I was curious I watched it and it's like It's nuts Just the graphics, obviously We are weird at our age Where we grew up with shit And we've watched it evolve into this Like my son Can't fathom the games we used to play Well, I shouldn't even say him Because he kind of saw him a little bit growing up But like my daughter She loves the Resident Evil games We play those together Those are our favorite thing But I showed her like number one that was like the and it's she's like how did people play this like that's all we had So that was groundbreaking and by the way it was fucking cool It wasn like this was like game changing jacked up like the way i am i just the games are they too much for me now yeah they are there a lot of just there and like i said like the controllers and all that stuff it's just i don't do it enough to know to feel comfortable so i just get my ass kicked in it but like like something like gta i can just go fuck around with killing somebody like i don't care if i don't you know Conquer the quest.

You know what I mean? The other people do like, cause I can just drive around fucking cars and do that stuff till the cops get me. Like that shit's always, that's why that game like for me. Yeah. But otherwise I would much rather go play a fucking Sega Genesis game. You know what I mean? Like that's just what I, and I know the graphics suck, but there's only these three buttons and I can, the simplicity to it. I just love that. That takes me out of it. So, I mean, so there was a, I just saw an interview the other day and I want to say it's, Is her name Elle Fanning? Who was the little girl that was in Man on Fire?

Obviously, she's grown up now. She's super famous. You guys definitely know. Dakota Fanning? Yeah, I think Dakota Fanning. Or is Dakota? Oh, yeah, I think it's her. Anyway, she was on some interview, and they were talking about GTA, and she's like, oh, it's my favorite game. And they were like, really? And she goes, I don't want to admit this, but I just like driving around and obeying the traffic laws. Like she plays the game like Sims, basically. She drives around. It's like red light. She stops. Proper. She lets people cross the road. Even the cops are like, what the fuck are you doing? They're bored because they're like, kill somebody, what are you doing? I don't think she does anything wrong. And I'm like, that's what's so cool about that game, though. You can play it like that. You can play it the polar opposite where you just kill everyone and immediately, oh, thank God. I've been waiting for this. I know he's not going to drink it and I've been wanting it. Do we believe her or is that like how Britney Spears was still a virgin?

That's true. I was curious. You about killed him. I just swallowed. Can you imagine they like Raid her house and she's just like fucking Banging hookers and shooting everybody And like die fuckers She's got 40 like a SWAT team after She's all sweaty like Yeah that would be amazing One of my favorite games is to leave the room For a couple minutes and then come back And try to figure out what we're talking about Next time you do that You should just start recording us And then walk out and whenever you come back Just start recording when you come in and see what it sounds like I'll do that that'll be funny We need the all-purpose camera that just stays on all the time for before.

You should wear a GoPro. I should wear a GoPro. Just metal lenses. All you guys will see is him and Shaun eye-fucking each other for a whole episode. The amount of women that are going to be jumping in and trying to be like, God, I wish he'd look at me like that. We could do a whole subscription package here. Just to get eye-fucked. I just thought of something. When we were talking about the stars. Fuck me. super troopers thing where they made the video of them just going like oh yeah the like the old guy grows so instead we make one of you guys and it's just looks but only for like half a second we're just like i would love that i like it hot i should i should give the videos to ai and use the ai and just be like every time sean looks like this yeah here's Here's a reference image.

Every time he looks like this, make a cut. Make a cut and just nice music to it. And then I would be like, we've noticed every time Shaun does that, he says something wildly inappropriate. Usually mentioning your nether region. I like your like 1990s AI voice. Thank you. Yeah, I'm not good at impressions. So that's all I got. It's very space. They sound like us now. Yeah. What? They sound like us now. I know, which is weird. Like I just got the new Siri or whatever. Nathan was like you have to get the new Siri I'm like I don't fucking use Siri which by the way is one of my favorite things in life is driving Nathan crazy because he's I mean he's like you like you guys are on the tech but he's like why aren't you using this it's there I'm like I just don't care so when we're talking about like an actor from something I like I go and I pull up the web page and I google like what was blah blah blah and he's like and you can just see him fucking dying inside and I'm like what and he's like you could have done that in three seconds but there's been times where he's like I've got it and he'll ask and I'm like oh it's this I already beat you so go fuck yourself.

It goes both ways. I'm not saying don't use AI odds. I'm just saying there's room for both. I drive my wife crazy with that shit. Sometimes I don't want to say it out loud. I just want to read it on the screen before I say anything. Yeah, there's some things you don't want to say out loud. Yeah. Also, the chat versions are sometimes dumber than the... Yeah. Oftentimes the chat versions are dumber than the actual written ones. I don't know why that is. Oh, when you're talking to it? Don't they just read off the... I know. You would think it's the same. Don't they source their information from them?

You would think it would be, but it's not. Yeah. I don't understand. Somehow I kind of believe... It's kind of like holding on to like, don't give it to the lazy people. Give it to the people that will type it out. Dude, I like that. Because I... Look, it's like, I hate you guys so much right now. I haven't done it, and I should, because I can't fucking stand to... I don't like to type email. I'll do it. But I am always for work. I just pick up the phone and I'm like calling and I'll have people that now, the new world, that don't answer the phone, then I'll get an email right back. I would hate you at my job.

I dial right back because I'm like, I'm not doing this. I am not doing four emails when we can fucking talk for two seconds and this will be done. I agree. I do like a phone call. Phone call is still faster and more efficient. And I'm just like, how you doing? What's up, bro? Okay, at work today, you had something to say. Go ahead. oh it's totally unrelated let's go back to at the end oh okay just don't forget it so at work they have like a thing it's like the question of the day so julie trots over because i she works there it was like question of the day if you go to a gas pump and it said go inside to see cash here are you gonna do that or are you driving to another gas station and i was like i'm fucking immediately driving to another gas station but some people actually like i would go inside i'm like i'm a rule follower like and i was like but it's not a rule like it it's probably like their system's down you have to pay in there like i'd rather just drive somewhere else i'd go over to another pump because i'd assume it's pay at the pump but i'm so i said that well they're like go get your receipt i'm like god fuck off i don't need it but what if every pump said that would you go inside or would you just drive doing no i would leave as long as there was something close and we did leave to go to a different location if rather than go inside if it's close because why if i can fix your shit. You know what's closest?

Going inside. You don't know how many fucking people in pajama pants are in line buying scratchers and cigarettes. You can see that from there, yeah. If it's out the door in fucking white trash, then I'm going to go to a different place. But if it's just I can get up there and do it? You're compounding your issue to be stubborn. What are you talking about? Most places in town, there's another gas station within two minutes. Oh my god, we need to talk to people. You have to stop doing that. You have to stop working from home. You need to fucking talk to people. You guys have seen me at bars. I love talking to people.

It's not about talking to people. It's really not. Yeah, it's this weird principle thing that you're standing on. Fix your shit. No, it's not even that. If I go inside, what's going to happen? I'm going to have to prepay for the pump whatever fucking amount. $40, $50. That's fucking annoying. That's a pain in my ass. This is why I love air. I want to just tap my card and pay for what I paid for. Like, don't fuck with me. You're causing me an inconvenience to sell. No, I know. But I'm just saying, at that point, I will move to someplace else and just make it easy. But that doesn't make it easy to get back in your car, drive to another place, go to the pump, check it out when it's like 10 steps from there.

You go in and be like, I love driving. It's fantastic for me. You know what? I'll probably still go in because I always go in to get a drink or something. So then what do you do? You're going to stop talking right there. No, it's the prepay. It's the prepay aspect. That pisses me off. I refuse to do it. No, I don't want to. What does it have to be an exact dollar amount? If they will let me go up and tap and say, charge me whatever it takes to fill my truck up, then I would do that. You know what you can do? You can pay, put $150 on it. Great. and then you'll fill up your car and it will only charge you that amount.

Wait, really? Yes. Yeah. Oh, I thought like, well, if you lay down cash, it's different. Well, no, I know that. You know, I guess I thought you still had to go back in and be like, oh, if it wasn't, you know, whatever. No, you don't have to do that. It can't charge you more than it was. See, this is how I don't know this because I've never went inside. So what it's doing is essentially putting a hold on your card for that amount. Right, right. But it's only going to actually charge you the amount that you put into your vehicle. Which, hold on, quick, obviously, side note, Chaps, minus I didn't plan on talking about, is I've been to a gas station before where it's like I did my debit or whatever and there was a hold on my card for like a week for like 80 bucks. I'm like, what the fuck is this? That has happened to me as well. So now I don't even do that. I do it as credit every time because I'm like, I don't want to fucking deal with that. You should do that anyways, but it's against the law now.

They've cracked down on that. It's been a long time since that happened. Well, merchants are required to batch out. They should. So if you don't get, you can raise a stink, get it back. You got to be batching out. You're telling me I could assume them and fucking retired god damn it i don't know about that retired yeah but you could have like gotten your money back maybe plus some maybe something or you could have like yeah but yeah yeah within 24 hours that hold should be relieved yeah i just hate holds on cards like it drives me fucking crazy even though i have plenty of money it's just like i don't like seeing because i'm like did it come out already did it not i don't fucking know because you're an honest person the other people like it's it's still you put it on the card it's not out of your thing you can go spend and spend and spend there's these little holds put on there and then all of a sudden when they go to clear out the next day no the money's gone all the money's gone you don't get it i like going down exactly how much i have at all times but i mean there's people that used to game the system that way that's how it just happened you go spend like my card is unlimited this day i remember everything and then even if i got well and if you want to get into it like i feel the same way mike about knowing exactly down to the scent yeah i want it to go out right away i always process things that way it's because you and i grew up poor this is true that is it yeah that's a good point yeah like even though there's money there but it's like what if all of a sudden there's not i get like so for example when i bought the playstation like it put a hold on my card and i swear to god it came out because i was like i was on top of my money right which by the way it wasn't a little bit it was north of seven whatever playstations are expensive there's a lot of money and so like god damn god damn can we talk about how expensive no anyway you know what traps my

The price of Plias 5's is too damn high! All that's gonna fucking hurt fingers? Goddamn! What are we doing here? Also, producer Logan can tell me I suck and I'm playing a child's game. Like, great. I got no money and I can't jack off.

That sounds like the worst day ever. T-shirt. T-shirt. T-shirt. Jody, if you're listening, you were looking for decals to make us shirts. I got no money and I can't jack off. We're still cool, right? Right! So, anyway. I don't even remember what I was saying. But yeah, it pisses me off. I don't like holds on my cards. That's what I'm saying straight out. The first person to reference this, that comment, gets the bottle of whiskey that I have to give away. Of our whiskey. The first person, when that comes out, that's how we're going to pay this one out. You know it's going to be someone who's already won a bottle, right?

Hey, I don't care. You know what I mean? Listen, the first person that notifies us, that's how you're getting your whiskey. All right. everything's cool David Spade or no Chris Farley I think so yeah what no I got no money and I can't jack up wait what was it that's right that's right that's right anyway long story short suck it the fuck up and go inside you know what I will no I will try it but if it's inconvenient then I'm not fucking doing You know what we should do? We should time you. Do the two different options, right? Time once. Is it faster or more effective to go to a different gas station, or is it faster to just go inside? But if time's not an option, I like driving, I'm listening to music, I'm having a good time in my car. I don't mind driving.

I'm going to add another variable. If it's anywhere other than Quickstar. Oh my god! Because at Quickstar, I love going inside. Everywhere else can suck. I respected your argument more, and then you just kept saying things that made me disagree. I had him on my side and then he just had to fucking put his foot in his mouth. Are you a Casey's guy? Not a quick start? No, no. I'm a quick start guy. Let's not get into this because I was going to say we should do a fucking minute bracket on local gas stations. I have one that you guys haven't said. Or we can just get into that on the Patreon where we can really talk about how we feel about these different gas stations here for this stuff.

We got to wrap up. Hey, we love you guys. We need a dad joke. No, I know. Sorry. I get really excited. I want to promote it. Give me that dad joke!

Alright, I had a good one, but I forgot about it because I got so heated about the gas station shit. I have one, but I'll save it. Alright. Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles?

He got over it? Don't worry, he got over it. Fuck you! Yes! Yes!

The fact that I took my headphones off had a fucking pissed offness, and I see him just mashing the fucking Beb-beb-beb-beb-beb-beb-beb-beb-beb-button, I was like, I'm so fucking happy I don't hear that right now. Oh, you will. I'd maybe flip this fucking table over. I'm sitting here like, Hey, you need the new table anyways. Damn it. It's like, perfect time for you to do that. Yeah, I know. little bill style on this thing good job logan good job oh fuck you eric i think we've come full circle gents oh that's good well with that being said we are up against the line that we need to stop here yeah so so but i just wanted to say again october 10th uh we will you will see posts on our socials uh if not and if you're not already follow confused breakfast on their socials they're uh promoting it but yeah it is uh october 10th and we would love to see you all there.

It would mean the world to us to see some familiar faces and stuff. Yes, please come. I mean, we have such great people that support us anyway. So if you're around, you can come. It's going to be awesome for us personally. But Confused Breakfast, they do a great job. So it's going to be a good show. I'm going to say this. What was the saying again?

I got no money and I can't jack off. Yeah, so the first person to come up to me and say that at the live event, I will get you a free T-shirt. So we'll throw in a bottle. We'll throw in a bottle there, too. Motherfucker, you already have any bottles left. I mean, whatever. That's all right. That's OK. That's what it's for. So, yeah, let us know. And you can't be one of our friends.

Just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But yeah, thank you guys. They'll get it anyways. Our friends all have it anyways. Like, we can just be like, yeah, you win. We're going to give it some. Dude, good job. You already got six bottles. Shut up.

Oh, with that being said, let's head to the Patreon. All right. Love you guys. Bye. See you guys. Later.