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Recipe Websites / Cottage Cheese

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Erik, Mike, and Shaun crack open some drinks and dive straight into chaos, starting with Mike nearly missing the recording entirely. The drink of the week is a Drunken Monkey, packed with coconut rum, pineapple juice, and bitters. The guys ranted about nightmare recipe websites drowning in pop-ups and ads, debated the underrated greatness of cottage cheese, and somehow ended up planning a tailgate podcast at an Iowa State game. Throw in some Tom Cruise trash talk, a dad joke, and a Gordon Ramsay one-liner, and you have a solid hang.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top shelf whiskey. And cool, well it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right? Can you guys hear me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you forgot to fucking cook it. It's a Gordon Ramsay joke, ladies and gentlemen, and you'll understand why when I talk about something later. Anyway, I'm out of breath because I just fucking had to run into our office to grab something. These dickheads started the podcast without me, so I had to run back in here. I will say, it was all Logan's idea, and we loved it. I grabbed a can just in case, and I was like, I have no idea what I'm going to say. I came in it was stone quiet you guys are just staring at me creepily I'm like what's going on and he's like we're recording I'm like fuck!

Ran. You made it. You had it. Well done. Little legs baby. Little legs. I just wanted to see what would happen. I could have just restarted the song. Aw fuck! Don't tell him trade secrets okay? We need to keep him. No my plan was to be like Mike! He's sweating like a whore in church now. He's sprinting. The shoe panic in his eyes. I know. Did you see I was like... It was wonderful because you said, you're like, God, why would you start? Like, what would you do? He's like, all pissed off. I was a dad crashing out in the moment. If he really wasn't under the gun, he'd have lost it. Yeah, about this thing that has never been live.

It's true. Guys, if you forget how seriously I take this, that's how seriously I take this. All right? It's a passion of mine. But we're back for another one. We are. We have a lot of, like, just a lot of shit to talk about. Stuff. Updates. drink stuff and a big change with our sponsor that we'll get into.

Let's just get into that right now. Let's get into the drink because you cheated and tasted it. This looks so goddamn good and I want to drink it and mine's about to spill over. You should drink it. Yeah, so the drink of the week sponsored by Benz. 501 7th Ave. Not a green building. What? It looks more like their logo now. I mean, good for them but damn. I like the olive. Green. Not true. I like the place anyway. Right? It actually probably does look better, but I did like to say Big Green Building. I know. Yeah, you're definitely, I hope the next time we record when we're not talking about it, that you just say Big Green Building.

And I did like the fact that we'd run up to, or like when something would get put in the group chat, someone would be address and then Big Green Building. Yeah. People even came up to us at Beer Fest and were like, hey, Big Green Building. I was like, yep, you got it. Not anymore. So yeah, we're just white building white building big white building We thought maybe it was just being primed for paint, but no we found out it is white Proud to be proud can we make a t-shirt? It's like one of those classic list ones. It's like big check green I love there. Yeah, there's Benz logo here a we're still cool right logo on the other sleeve. Yes. I love it and the shirts like blue or something pink yeah right but it does say big green building yeah absolutely yeah the ogs will always remember yeah any any cedar rapid staple people will always remember the big green building all right but let's what's this is let's get into so today i have for you the drunken monkey love the name ah that's why i picked the drink i was like i was like let's look through some cocktails i've never made before drunken monkey that sounds great that's right it was getting made anyways just after he read after he read the name yeah it could have been all terrible ingredients we're like we're doing it so it's uh orange pineapple juice so like a v8 splash orange pineapple um coconut rum spiced rum mango bitters cherry juice cherries fancy and uh if you haven't noticed we are back to putting our drinks out on social socials so if you liked that before we think

think we figured it out to where we kept getting them taken down kept getting in trouble we we think we got it figured out now so um i know a lot of people like those before and so as we're talking about now we actually share again how to make the video that who would have known like drinks or mature content right all we had to do was hit that little flag that said don't show kids sorry kids you can't watch our drink videos i mean the girl with her tits out is no big deal but evidently us making a cocktail right no go yeah but uh but like sean said that'll come out somewhat early in the day or afternoon, depending on how quick we are.

We should aim for the day before like we were doing before because then everyone had time to buy it to drink it with us. But we could shoot for that. Okay. But yeah, make it that next Wednesday. Make it Wednesday. Watch the episode. Follow along. But I'm excited to try this here. Cheers. The drunken monkey. Cheers, everybody at home. Cheers.

Funny enough, there was a variant that had banana liqueur in it, and I almost did that, but I was like, that's another ingredient that is fucking delicious i'll tell you what when it's 98 degrees outside like it is today and everyone's melting this is like a perfect the weather sucks today cocktail dude there so there's the coconut the rum because i'm like you definitely taste like a coconut because what did you do it spiced rum yeah so it's more coconut rum than spiced rum yeah the spiced rum is just a little little that's basically six ounces of juice three ounces of coconut rum one ounce of spice drum anglo bitters shake it cherry juice on top that floats to the bottom we need to get an ice machine like like one of those little personal like countertop ones that makes ice because this ice is ruining this drink yeah it's so did you notice when i drank it i almost spilled it because the little shard i hate the little shard ice for drinks yeah so we got to solve that problem but the flavor of the cocktail is good it's and i would say i think the ruining the drink is a little aggressive I think you're a little aggressive Hey, hey After I have some rum You know, fucking tell me what to do I'm ready to run through a wall Logan and I are trying to have high standards with our cocktails Me and Shaun are not Just for the record, this is only the one of two that we're going to record today So I'm already talking like this We should record him and Logan making a drink and then like, you know, it'll be like Like all happy and there'll be us It'll just be fucking shit pouring everyone I'll be like, just music they play in a movie

when they're getting in a bar fight, you know what I mean? A few hundred percent, like, you walk in to, like, a household that's under control, and, you know, the house is clean, and dinner's ready, and blah, blah, blah, and, like, we open, and we're like, welcome to the fucking Thunderdome, you know what I'm saying? Like, definitely, like, our kids are drinking Pepsi out of a bottle, and, you know, like, and they're, like, Mountain Dew, and they're having a healthy snack, you know, like, that's not the way it is, yeah, so. I gotta tell you something, I just remembered it, but come back to me. After this segment, come back.

i have to tell you you'll appreciate it but that's so good that drink is so good it is and it's on point for today again people listen it is almost like it was a heat advisory today and all week and all week yeah and this is delicious well done eric well yeah very good i mean like i kind of i i know there's not tequila in it but i just remember like a tequila sunrise almost like you see the kind of the pink in it and we do you might hear our fat hands clanging around in the glass at the end trying to get that cherry but yeah yeah it's amazing but i will say it's like that without if you don't like tequila it's kind of a good yeah it's it's around that same family of like kind of the tequila sunrise without tequila it has rum instead of it so tequila is more polarizing when it comes to cocktails because it's like it's strong it hits you yeah especially when you make a cocktail because you normally don't use like really good tequila you know i mean you use kind of jose yeah so i don't know what you guys think i tried a different coconut rum i did cruzan i love it i know malibu is kind of the the coconut rum but it's it's rum with coconut liqueur in it right well and i started liking that cruzan because we had it down at the lake when we were making when we were having those yeah the what was those the strawberries yeah the oh that's right what were those starbursts or the capri sun capri suns yeah that's that's not tequila is it no the rum oh yeah yeah so this was the coconut cherry and strawberry that's And the cherry and strawberry that he had made it before.

And that's so. Yeah. Yeah. So it's Ozarks approved. It's also cheap. It's fucking good. Is it really? It's like $15 a bottle. Damn. It's good, dude. It's really good. I'm going to eat all the ice and then just chug this goddamn thing. Well done. Thanks, buddy, for making it. And thanks to Benz. So I might have a good segue here into another topic. As I'm fucking pulling up the drink recipe, stupid ads popping in my face. I can't like click the ingredients because ads are popping up. I don't know. And I know somebody wanted to talk about. I get so. This is, you know, it chaps my fucking ass. I've had this on the list to talk about for a year because I make a lot of like the kids are always like, I don't I don't I go like, what do you have to do?

We don't know. Find something. Everything I find, it's like they hate it because there's some ingredient they hate. And I'm like, I'm fucking done. I'm just going to grill every night. And you guys can bitch about that. But I do. I try to go on every week and find new recipes to cook and bake them. But fucking if you've never gone to a recipe website, it's like going to the DMV virtually. You fucking all you want is to get done. You're like, I want to give it to me. Give me the ingredients and then give me the six steps of cooking it. Right. You showed me the picture. You had me hooked with that.

Now I just need to know how to make it. Why can I fucking that's it? You know why they do that, though, right? Yeah, because of ad revenue and shit. I'm sure. Well, it's not just ad revenue, but it's that you can't copyright a recipe. Right. So they write all of this other stuff so they can copyright their their blog post or their their book or what? Really? I thought it was just trying to get you to watch ads because they make money. You know what? That is part of it. I would appreciate if we cut that out because that's fucking bullshit dude It's fucking Aaaaamn That's exactly why we got him here to keep us under the- You start scrolling and then you get a pop-up and you're like cool and by the way the X for the pop-up is big enough That a baby's finger couldn't click it so it's like you click it up you open the ad you're like fuck me close that tab go back Do it again, maybe open another one. You're like alright fine. I got the X. We're good start scrolling bounces you to the top another pop-up and you're like Some of them even have the click here to just jump to the recipe so you do that and it jumps you to it The minute you move anything either to the bottom of the top sends you right back. I'm dude It's so then you got a screenshot right there. So that's what I literally go. I fight through it it fucking yelling through my teeth and screenshot the ingredients and then when I get to steps like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, it's just like screenshot, screenshot, screenshot then I can just go to my photos and do it from there.

That's why my camera rolls a mess. I'll give you a little bit of a life hack on this. This is new. As AI gets better, ask John and I instead. It'll pull it up and it'll give it to you without the ads because it's scrubbing that site to get the information. You've got to validate it. You've got to teach me this then. because I okay like let's say this is just a recipe I found the other day that I made and it was like crockpot Swedish meatballs right but the one I was following was from like a very specific website should I say give me the recipe from this website yeah okay because I'm like otherwise it's just gonna find a recipe for that yeah okay just make sure it's right like it doesn't okay so then you can ask Gemini questions about it too like hey maybe you're out of fucking Terragon or whatever you need right and you can like what's an alternative yeah So I should say, to Logan's point, those people that put the shit out there probably pisses them off, too, that they have to do that stuff because it's the only way they can trademark it.

100%. And also, that doesn't excuse poor web design or anything else. Sure. Right. But it's still like I have lost my mind before. Literally, I've tried to make something on Pinterest, and I can't. Yes. Pinterest sucks. I just want to. It's awesome. You shared it, and I'm excited. and I'll like and follow and do all that because it's really good. I just want to be able to fucking get to it and I'm losing my mind when I'm trying to go back to it. Because it pops up four tabs. It's like you click on the Pinterest and then it pops up this and then it's like follow it here, click there. Or I'm sure a lot of you guys, first you look at it while you're interested, then you go grocery shop, then you get back, then you got to make it.

And so you end up opening it four times, figure out what you want and cook it by the time it's all said and done that I will maybe, you know, a little more woosah, a little calm, you know, that it, that, like, to Logan's filling me in on why it is that way. Sure, yeah. Because I have been like, these fuckers, if they're not even going to share me that recipe, then what are you even doing? You're getting me to click on it. It felt like a bait and switch. Felt like I was always getting fucked with. But Logan told me the truth. There's also those sites like, there's like fake ESPN, or like, there's these sports sites I follow.

Are you guys eye-fucking each other? No, it went from peace to fuck. Oh, gotcha. That makes sense. But there's some Facebook pages I used to follow. It was like white Peyton or fucking white Lamar Jackson or black Peyton Manning. Just like satire sports sites. But now they post everything. It's like, very famous porn star died today. And I'm like, this is supposed to be a football site. What's going on? And whatever it is, You click on it. You almost can never get to the actual article. It just bounces you around. What points are dead? I don't fucking know, man. I never got to the meat and potatoes.

It's clickbait. It doesn't actually give you anything. That's why you always find some Samaritan in the comments where, like, here's what it was. You're welcome. And you're like, everyone's like, thank you so much, sir. I know. I get it. I get that's the way it is. I get that's the way of the internet. But you know what? If you're struggling to make money off your fucking recipe website, get a fucking job like the rest of us have to, for God's sakes. I'll be honest. Hey, just text them to us. Yeah, right? I don't know if this is the crotchety old man in me, but when it comes to, if it's Pinterest, I'm just like, nope, fuck that.

I'm not going to deal with this. I don't want to deal with this shit. I don't either. I used to all the time. It used to be one of my favorite ones, and now it got so hard to fucking find the recipe that I just was out. Which sucks. I remember having a Pinterest and actually putting shit in it. was like for smoking me i had like one of the the pins or i don't know what they're called and then one of recipes and then like it was fun to just add shit to it because you're like one day i'm gonna use all this shit and then i got to the point where i'm like i have too much shit i'm gonna actually start using them so i used it for like two years but never went into any of them so i didn't realize how bad it sucks and then i started using i'm like this fucking sucks it was two years of my life using this goddamn thing well i will say this too and this probably bad for me like trading on someone another content provider but when some of these fuckers think that they got to give me this little comedy spiel about making their and i'm like you're just not even remotely funny yeah you're just so terrible you're a good cook so just fucking do that yeah but you think you got to do this little fill it no no no no no no no here clean it up add out the filler just make the fucking thing and go be the most famous person ever are you are you familiar with like um chef reacts no i love that guy i love him so much yeah it so funny because people send him like chef videos and shorts or whatever and he an actual chef but his sarcasm and is like dry just like he's just he's like oh this is gonna be terrible yeah he's so dry and he's like oh no

please use 19 dishes for your one spice like it dude it's yeah he's also like a genuinely relatable guy like he just like he like watches baseball and he's a chef like that's all he does and so it's a dude it's hilarious yeah put raw meat in that and then hope that it cooks yeah in the microwave no tell me how that pans out but also people so oh god the things people send him oh my god like a blackstone with like 40 pounds of raw meat and they just throw it on there like frozen and he's like no this is great and then they dump like chicken broth on there and he's like yeah it's not all spilling out the back or anything this is fine it's so bad well just in general like you get some of those like whatever you know we're a comedy podcast i don't need to be too judgmental on people but some people i'm like just you make good food just make your fucking food right just make it make it quick and you will be very popular like i'll see some of these that i get that aren't that you know they don't have that many likes and follows and i'm like but their meal is pretty fucking good i'm like cut out all the bullshit yeah people came for the recipe and how you cook yeah you know i mean not everybody's on the food network right Not everybody's Bobby Flay, right?

That's entertaining. Like, so don't try to be like, some of you just can fucking cook. Yeah. And you got simple guys like me all day. Yeah. I mean, they don't have a producer that tells them that, like, hey, this is shitty. Shut the fuck up. Right. Yeah. Oh, fuck it. Stop. He's going to float away with that. I was actually going to say it when he was out of the room, and then I was going to have to do the sound effect. Shut up. I mean, yeah. So, you know, behind the scenes, you know, you may only get an hour of content. We film for like three hours, and he's like, nope, this is trash. It's true.

It's true. Yeah, yeah. You guys don't even realize, like, usually our recordings are like six or seven hours long. I have to cut them down a lot. People are like, you guys only have a couple drinks. I'm like, no, we get wasted. We're usually 12 to 18 mirrors per episode. It's always one of those, like, well, we should wrap it up. We look up, and he just shakes his head like, you're not even. Do it again. Yeah. Do it again. i got about 15 minutes here boys you're gonna have to son of a bitch yeah so anyway a little more self-deprecation here for us yeah none of that is true because actually we don't really cut anything out of here not really no very little i have listened to a few things like wow probably should cut that yeah no i mean unless we really mess something up yeah but it's that's more factual or something like that messing it up than it is like no sean you're just gonna have to be embarrassed about this or like logan forgot to record video the episode honestly when i cut things out it's usually my own fault oh you didn't want to go murmured for that no okay oh sorry here what i will say yeah yeah i will say he makes it right we've been riding this coattail for a few free episodes the last few times it's true it's true yeah you got a couple yeah we appreciate it yeah no but yeah so recipe websites uh i i just there's There's got, like they say in the infomercial, there's got to be a better way.

You know, it makes me want to go back to the cookbooks. Because some of the guys that are. I love cookbooks. Some of the guys that push the cookbooks that I like to, I'm like, well, then I don't have to. I can just open the books. I still use, I have two cookbooks from my grandma's church. Yeah. Like the old ladies always made cookbooks every year and they sold them. Yeah. And it was like $12. Yeah. And you got this giant ass cookbook thing. I still use the shit out of them. They stand the test of time. The cookbook I use the most is my sister Kelly's. Me too. Do you? She made it for us like how many years ago?

Oh, is it the same one? I'm sure. She made a bunch of them. It was like Kelly's something. Like I can't remember. I still have it. Yeah. I use it all the time. That's hilarious. I use it all the time. And the best part is because then she could make a lot of my parents' recipes and stuff that like growing up and I'd be like. Kelly, how do I get a cookbook? Yeah. Like Deb had some in there. Yeah. Well, she would use like. So she used all our like family recipes. And then she named, like, these are Deb's sandwiches. These are blah, blah, blah. And they're just simple. Yeah. But fucking so good. And I go to them all the time.

So, Kelly. That's awesome. Mine's pretty beat up because it's had some, like, soup spilled on it. But, like, I can still read it. But every good recipe book should be, like, barely holding on. You know what I mean? Like, we also got, we have that. And then we have from Ashley's grandma. And hers are more written on, like, recipe cards. You know what I mean? Like, in the box and open those things. Oh, yeah. But she covered them in plastic and stuff for it, and we use some really good ones. Like, everyone has a banana bread recipe on an index card. Right. You know what I mean? That's just like, maybe you don't even know you have it, but it's in there.

You'll find it one day. We got a recipe box. Yeah. And I've added a couple over the years. I was like, oh, I found this on the internet. It was good enough. I printed it out, stuck it in the recipe box. I will say, nowadays, because the cookbooks of old were not always easy to read, some of them. Like they were like way more drawn out than they needed to be. Nowadays, it is the way to go. Cause even some guys I follow on like Facebook or whatever for the recipes, they made a cookbook and it's dumbed down. It's like, here's the ingredient list. Here's the seven steps. You're done. And I'm like, that's what I want.

God, I'm completely blanking. Actually, I know she's, I can feel her right now when she's listening to this. Her uncle Jerry was reading a recipe card from his, from his mom. God, and there was an ingredient, and he couldn't remember what it was. I'll figure it out and follow up what it is. I'm sorry, Ashley. I know this is driving you nuts. Because it was like, he's like, where do I get softened butter? Or, you know, it was something like that. It was something like that. I can't remember what it is. She's going crazy right now hearing this. But we used to laugh about it all the time because he called her at the store and asked, like, something like that.

Where do I get? It wasn't softened. I've looked at every butter, and none of them are softened. I hope I think about this by the end of the podcast because it was so good. But, you know, total, you know, single guy raising kids and going off a recipe card like me every time. I'm like, Ashley, how many minutes do I microwave this for? She's like, I don't know. Just microwave it and then check it and do more. I'm like, I can't handle it. I need a time. I need a time. Are you guys the kind of guys that, like, smoking, grilling, I'm good. I don't need any help, right? 100%. Totally good. I'm not saying I'm the greatest in the world, but I'm good.

I'm solid. I don't ruin anything. I can get through it. I don't get scared about it. You know what I mean? the only time I get anxious is when I'm smoking for a lot of people. You know what I mean? Yeah. Especially like a brisket or something. Even then I still feel pretty like, I got it. You know what I mean? I get more. The most I ever really do is go back and check optimal temps. I'll Google it just because I can't remember. Exactly. That sort of thing. But ultimately I feel pretty good about it. Enough to where I'll be like, oh yeah, I'll do that for the group or the party or whatever. But that's the thing where Ashley I know is one of them. I'm sure Aaron is.

Kara can just look at her fridge and be like i'm gonna make this and she just throws it together doesn't measure anything wings it it's fucking delicious every time spice cabinets wide open she just starts dumping different things in there and i'm like i have to have a recipe to follow well i do when i'm inside that's what i mean put me on the grill or the smoker i don't need it i don't i don't need it's like no you just slap your meat on the grill but it's gonna burn bitch sometimes i i don't like i can come up with stuff but it's like i have to have inspiration i have to have like there's one thing yeah and then we don't have the other things that we need and i'll just make it up like kind of like a cocktail it's like oh yeah i didn't have this yeah let's try some of these things and it just fucking turns out and then you order pizza that scares the shit out of me that it doesn't actually she's like oh we're gonna try this i'm like okay and then we'll try it and i'm like is this delicious but if i'm doing it and we don't have that i'm like we're done we might as well just not have this as the kids say yeah exactly i was like she's like it's like a quarter cup of like that's not that big of a deal you can you can use this and this and i'm like i don't know what you're talking about yeah make a cornstarch slurry and figure it out to thicken it up i've i've seriously like i called an audible while i was camping one time i forgot milk to make scrambled eggs and i always put milk in my scrambled eggs yeah water there was cottage cheese i put put cottage cheese in there it was amazing yeah so as you do that all the time now because all the protein like cooper can't get enough you know right which oh i don't know dude cottage cheese

is such an underrated thing and i love it do you know the dip fucking ashley makes yeah so we went to the ozarks she makes it every year i don't know why like i forget it but i was like obviously we got home you're a little tired if you will and i ate all i ate was like veggies and that dip it's like a veggie dip like with the i texted ashley the day we got home i made it i made it four more times in seven days yeah just smashed it every time logan's doing it layla's doing it they're like what else can we stick in this dip i'm like anything anything yeah what else we got good oh try a triscuit there you go that'll work too yeah and then layla brought sourdough home once from her that her mom had made and she was like kind of just now on a cottage cheese kick she fucking layered some cottage cheese in the sourdough that I took a bite. It was so fucking good.

You want to put a little hot honey? Or put a little hot on the cottage cheese? On the cottage cheese and a little honey on top of it. Ashley does it. Oh my fucking god. See, you guys are going to think this is weird, but my favorite thing to eat with cottage cheese is sriracha. I just dump sriracha and spin it up and eat it. Ashley gets this thing from Trader Joe's. It's like a little pepper, you know, like jelly almost or something that she puts over it. Jersey Mike's pepper jelly. But it's like that. So she does sourdough with the cat cheese and then puts these pepper flakes on it and then a little of the honey on it.

It is like, yeah, it is. The fat boy in me is so happy right now. But the thing is, when you do sourdough, it's so much better. All the ingredients are healthy. I mean, you make a thing of sourdough, it's gone. It doesn't last two days. No. You know what I mean? It's so good. Well, not even just because it's so good. Like, if you don't use it, it goes bad. It goes bad, yeah. Because it doesn't have any of the fucking bullshit fillers when you do it at home. The shit you dust it in to make it last seven days. So actually make it in. It's the best bread you could have. You know what I mean? Or the best way to have that.

Yeah. On top of then, you're talking about it's protein and all that other stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's the fat guy in me that loves it along with, oh, I feel pretty good today. Yeah. Actually, I did all right. You know what I was? Yeah. second favorite thing with cottage cheese i have to say is because someone told me this like five years ago and so i bought some and tried it was lemon pepper seasoning oh dusted that over it a little pepper cottage cheese is just so good man like you can you can blend it and like whip it up and it's basically just like a really high protein cream cheese like god that's good i'm kind of weird with cottage cheese i just want a little bit of pepper on it and that's fine that's how i used to eat it yeah yeah i'm happy it's good the way it is cottage cheese has always been my favorite I could sit down with a fucking bowl of that thing.

That might be one of my favorite things ever to have. Mayla's made fun of me. That's one of my things that maybe Erin, when we first got together, she was not a huge fan of. But I'll just go eat it right out of the container. Like, a little snack here. I'm going to take two big spoonfuls of cottage cheese. I'm good to go. It's mine now. You know what? You get separate containers. Put everyone's initial on them. You're like, this is mine. You guys don't like it? You ever taken just the regular Lay's potato chips and just scooped a little? No, but I've done it. I've done it with Ritz. I used to do it with Ritz back in the day.

Salty. Yeah, a little salty. Oh, ruffles. Ruffles would be good because everyone needs ruffles with French onion. Yeah. Oh, that's so good. So fucking good. I'm getting hungry. We got to stop talking. It was so good. That was always a staple in our house. Ruffles and. Well, just cottage cheese. Yeah. I feel like it died off. Like, it's just a side that works. Are you grilling? You could have cottage cheese. I feel like it's. Have a pasta? Yeah, I could still have cottage cheese. Well, I feel like it creeps some people out. Like, a lot. Like, some people are like, I fucking wouldn't eat it. Like, they just want it all.

I feel like it's commonly one of those things that's like a certain fruit or a vegetable or whatever. You buy it. You plow through it. You buy more. Next time it goes bad. Next time it just sits there and goes bad. And it's like, oh, well, now I'm not going to buy it. And then everybody's like, where the fuck's the cottage cheese? For our house, it's not. We get the big container from Sam's. But, I mean, with Cooper looking for protein every second right now and then everything else. See, I haven't had one go bad in a while, but that's because, again, since the Ozarks, I've been flying through fucking three tubs a week.

I just go to Aldi and buy more tubs of cottage cheese. So you could have cottage cheese and sour cream. Which, Ashley, if you're listening, I changed the recipe a little bit. Logan was like, I feel like there's too much mayo. So we went to a half a cup of mayo, one and a half cups of cottage cheese, and a cup of sour cream. Take that, Ashley. Full ranch packet. So good. She's going to respond right now. I can hear it. She's like, I don't measure anything. And that's the thing. That's probably how she makes it. She just eyeballs it. She just does it until she tastes it, then she adds a little more.

That's good. So this whole conversation sparked a thought for me of something that we talked about forever ago back in an old studio. That's terrifying. That we didn't do and we should this year. Oh, I got you, buddy. Wait, what? We didn't do our, we all make our own tuna noodle casserole. Oh, we didn't. And do like a taste off of tuna noodle casserole. How do you feel about, Logan? How do you feel about tuna noodle casserole? Oh. Tuna's not my thing, though. I like the ahi tuna, like a tuna steak or whatever. But canned tuna? No. Are you grossed out by the smell? It's the smell. It's the taste.

It's the texture. No matter what the philosophy. I fucking love it. The tuna ideology, I'm against. Have you had the more dolphins caught? So it's going to be a great episode when we all try it. Wait, it's dolphin? I'm joking. It's dolphin safe. The more dolphins that get caught in the net, the better. yeah i love that like tiny one percent in the back of his brain that's like is that the truth yeah i know you're just like a little does he really hate i love tuna like i love it i'm a big fan of it so my favorite thing is the jalapeno like the there's packets so every time i do it like a grocery order i get like 20 packets of jalapeno tuna and so if i'm ever just hungry i just fucking eat a packet like that it's so good that's how i learned that i really like relish because there was one of those packets where you have tuna and then you put the relish on it and it was really good.

Because it's a tuna salad. Then I had it on a fucking hot dog. I'm like, I fucking love relish too. I learned a lot of things with this stuff. I'm so grossed out. Logan's going to throw up right now. Is this an age thing? Do kids not like tuna? You know what? My kids don't like tuna. I just thought of that. My kids, every time Erin is out of town, she's on a trip somewhere, I have to make tuna noodle casserole. Oh, that's true. Because my mom made it for them and I use her recipe and they love it. So it's like they love when I make it. I'm excited to try it. I'm really excited to try it. We're getting into fall football season.

Let's do it when it gets a little colder. I just wanted to bring it back up because we need to do it. It's not a summer meal. And I was thinking about that. I'm glad you remembered that. I forgot about it. We could kick around a little chili cook off or something too. Like we could do a little. I just bought a new cast iron thing because it can go in the smoker because I've always wanted to do the over-the-top chili. I finally bought like a giant one. I'm so excited to do it. thinking about doing it for the Iowa State game. That'd be fun. Honestly, if we could do some of that smoked queso. Ooh, we could do that too.

We can even do that. Gosh, should we just do a tailgate podcast? We can do that while it's warm out. We're going to have to invite people. Ooh, can we go tailgate a game and podcast from the parking lot? Yes. 100%. Let's do that. Yeah. I have some friends. I think they still do it but they have an ambulance Oh yeah yeah The Hawk 911 ambulance that they tailgate with we could go to their tailgate Karen and I just got tickets to the Purdue game The time not announced yet but just saying I got two spots where you go to where we could tailgate with the whole deal. Yes. Let's go. Fuck yes. All right, Hawks, we'll see you soon.

I'm on board. Yes. I haven't been down there for a game in a couple of years. We got a winner. Right. All right. Let's get sorry about the recipe thing. But yeah, anyway, fuck recipe sites Do better, moving on I just want to get this because I want to get one of his Still cool Things, so, are the Hawks still cool? Are the Hawks still cool? They're still fucking cool, aren't they? Oh, I was going to hit a not cool for recipes But I can do a still cool Jumping in for the Hawks real quick Hawks are cool Cool That's about what it deserved Do you know what that was? cool no idea no you're good you've been good at these that's a really narrow one that's yeah i need more short uh the full thing he says is cool wow i think they're pissed cool wow i think they're pissed no oh it's david spade yes uh cool is it black boy no tommy boy oh it is tommy boy okay he throws it on an anthill or something like that and the ants are pissed That's when he throws up on them.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beezer! I just threw them on the handle. Cool. I think they're pissed. But yes, recipes, when you're ready here, not cool, right? Not cool. Not the websites. Do better. Stop making us jump through fucking 97 pop-ups. It ain't cool being no jive turkey.

Jive-ass turkey. Can we? I don't know. What is that from? i thought it was the harlem knights one no that's not that is from trading places okay yeah yeah but can we talk about the greatest movie ever that uses jive turkey will ferrell what come on um semi-pro oh oh i'll be honest i've never seen that one i don't even remember it was a basketball one i remember that i i never saw that nope like that one just didn't hit me There is, to our listeners, there are some people right now that are on my side. Oh, I know. I know. I believe you. These fucking people don't know what that is. It's awesome because it's like the worst insult.

You can't call me a JT, Jive Turkey. Look at this huge fucking fight about being called. You call me a Jive Turkey, you call me a JT. It's the greatest part of the whole movie. 100%. You have more people on your side than our side right now. Yeah. I know the movie. I just never actually saw Jive Turkey. he called me a JT I forgot about that movie I just remember him with the headband and he had kind of a fro I think just one of those hidden one of those things again you watch it three more times you'll love it he's done a bunch of those sports comedy movies where he's in the golf one right now I haven't watched it yet the hawk it's good but watch it for what it is don't watch it for like this the comedy just watch him for like it's gonna be Will Ferrell right it's like a long SNL skit you know what I mean Mike and it's just really really great but he did the racing with Talladega Nights he did the figure skating with Blades of Glory which oh can we talk about Days of Thunder 2 yeah I'll beat the fuck out of Tom Cruise we'll talk about it yeah they announced Days of Thunder 2 I sent it to Anne Hathaway no no not to Anne Hathaway that was to him saying I'll beat Tom Cruise How dare you disrespect our queen that way?

You son of a bitch. I am pro Anne Hathaway. Yeah, I bet. I'm anti-you thinking that you can beat Tom Cruise. I will beat the fuck out of Tom Cruise. Anyway, they announced Days of Thunder 2. He looks decrepit. He looks like he has so much makeup. His skin is saggy. He looks pale. He looks awful. My dream is someday Confused Breakfast can hook us up with Tom Cruise. Yeah. And he just fucking waxes your ass in front of him. They're going to review Days of Thunder.

Also, you know what, Shaun? Stop selling yourself short. I think both of you could beat the shit out of Tom Cruise. Yeah. You know what? Not Shaun because he lacks the confidence. But you know what I mean? I don't know. I got the Judo chop. I mean, I got 100 pounds on him. So we got something on there. But yeah. I was going to say, I'll give it a shot. There's no sense in all of us getting our ass kicked I mean that's true It's like I'll go first And if it doesn't go well You guys can decide if you want to go or not But just know if I do lose I'm going to tire him out So you're ready I'm going to loosen the pickle jar a lot So you guys can open it I'm going to be so out of breath from laughing Laughing at him Fucking laying on the ground He's going to be like no What are you doing?

What was the name of Days of Thunder? Cole? Cole Trickle. Cole Trickle. Fucking Cole Pussy. Cole Trickle. How is it going to be two? Is he going to be like the mentor? Is he going to be the old gas in the barn? How did you come up with Top Gun two? And now you're going to be a Top Gun three. Yeah, but he's not looking great. I'm just saying he won't be the background guy. Maybe he's going to be the new Harry Hawk. He's going to own the race team. That's what I'm saying, though, is he won't be the background guy. He wants to be the fucking driver that's the star of the show. My guess is it's going to be him.

Let's say he's the mentor or whatever, but it's going to be him and the other guy one-on-one a lot. Maybe he's not 75% in the spotlight, but he's going to be close to 50%. It's going to be like, what's the fucking Formula 1 one with Brad Pitt? He's going to be racing against his own team. or whatever yeah no no i'm talking about the the one that was like f1 yeah yeah was that ford pitt not ford versus ferrari it just came out or came out like this year yeah oh yeah f1 that's what you're saying not ford versus sorry yeah yeah f1 um which was good i just watched again the other day um i have a feeling it's going to be in halfway drive and he's going to mentor she's going to be breaking into the scene as a girl like i'll watch her He's going to throw a little pipe that way And then teach her how to drive Well guys remember he's in Scientology And what have we said about cults Shaun You know it's a cult When you get to fuck everybody I'm pretty sure he just gets to fuck everybody Anyway so We have so much to talk about We should move on Sponsor us Sam Cruz Yeah come on I'll tell you what if I beat your ass Which I'm going to you have to sponsor us We're going to be sponsored by the Church of Scientology When I'm done with them fucking drag him through gravel drive over him in my nascar anyway go ahead okay so it's getting to the point we're gonna have to make this happen from a

i hope we do i think we just need to hire a lookalike hey as long as he's the same height i'm down actually no that's bullshit if it's fucking like some professional mma fighter like no i'm trying to convince no no no he's a real mma guy As soon as you said that what went into my brain is like it's like midget wrestling Midgets I think have to be under like three and a half feet you dickhead. I'm way taller than that Call me a big boy Is that like the heavyweights here come the big boys I mean I do they do have those events around here every now and then you guys could just be the heavy Hey, I'll fuck a midget up, too.

I'll fuck a midget up after a fuck time cruiser. Anyway, on to the next. All righty. Oh, we already talked. Okay. Okay, so. On to a, Erik, you got one for us. Yeah, I'm going to set this one up a little bit. So I'm officially on vacation. Fuck yeah, you are. Right now. Yeah. Right when I go back to work. What a dickhead. You are two the only fucking dickheads, and they get a job, and then they fucking take off. two weeks after you get one tell them day one I'm going on vacation it was pretty funny because as soon as I got the job I was like hey I have a couple of vacations already booked not can I go but I already have they said that to me do you need any time off I'm like oh I absolutely have to have this week off I'm going to Mexico so it's like we already had that booked the positive thing on this one is my boss is a huge Dave Matthews fan fan in it which i didn't know i've known him for years but like i didn't really he was a fan it just happened to be like uh he was leaving early on a friday right after he started too and he goes oh yeah i'm going to see dave matthews tonight in pittsburgh i was like are you kidding me oh that's hilarious that vacation that i have booked so that i'm going to the gorge and he's like oh my god i'm so excited you're like i would have invited you had i known so you're full-on manly camping tent camping for how long um so it's they're at the gorge for three nights and i bought all three nights the gorge is in george if this is so weird the gorge amphitheater is in

george washington yeah like this yeah but it's it's kind of in the middle of nowhere washington if you were to take and like make it um from seattle and portland and draw a triangle out it's kind of like right out there past Mount Hood. It's like an iconic place for people. Total hippie. You're hippie land. Like you is. Oh yeah. If you go, as soon as you start going east from Portland and Seattle, they get pretty rural out there. Sure, but it is a dig. Where you're going is going to be definitely very like. It's a music festival. It's Dave Matthews' band. It's going to be very hippie. Yeah. You're going to see tits.

And none of them all are going to be great. Yeah. I don't know. you're going to see but we still want to see him yeah yeah this was just a bucket list thing man i was like if i when it comes down to the bucket list or going to this play this i've been to i've probably been to 14 dave matthews shows okay over my lifetime um this the gorge and a couple other like locations are the one yeah red rocks which he won't play again because he's not he's too he gets too many people um but red rocks would have been one uh s pack is uh one out on the east coast it's a amphitheater out there those are the two that like i kind of had on my bucket list to go to and this one basically when i got laid off i was like fuck it like midlife crisis kind of mode i was like fuck it i'm gonna i'm gonna book a ticket and i'm gonna drive out there and i'm gonna camp along the way i'm gonna do all this shit i'm gonna take a month to do it i don't care right and then i got a job and i was like i better reel this back a little bit i almost like i thought about going with him but i was like oh my severance runs a little short of that we're gonna get a little thin we might need to start spreading out a little bit at that point but yeah so all right so you're heading out there yeah so i have a buddy that lives in portland um craig he used to live here and i've known him for years biking and camping shout out craig he was there when i said it was dank as fuck he's craig's awesome and he's been out in portland for years

and so i'm gonna go crash at his place for the day before and then we're gonna go camp but he's got all the camping gear which helps a lot he's like eric so he's got everything so yeah you just have to fly you just you don't need it you just need the proper apparel yeah and then we're gonna camp three nights well four nights technically and then fly home so you're going to a music festival but i got a day or two on either side because i flight sure money you know but you're going to a festival then yeah so it's three days so your question is i get there yeah so that's my question is it still cool to go to like a multi-day music festival because i started thinking like yeah this is a bucket list thing for me but i'm kind of getting older and like being there for multiple days i'm like what the fuck am i gonna do and how how much am i gonna get after the first night of partying. Then the second day I'm going to be like, fuck.

And then the third day I'm going to be like, I want to go home. I will tell you based on what you did for NASCAR, you're going to be fine. I will say if there's somebody that can handle this, it's you. If there's somebody that can rally, you may be the most get her going again guy. You just keep it going. You proved it at the NASCAR thing, the tent. I can camp every time. And then you and Craig together, you guys are just fine. But then my thing is, you're right with the age and stuff, because I used to think that shit was awesome. Now, it's kind of fucking exhausting. And like that many people and dirty and like just like, and by the way, I know it makes me sound old as fuck.

I own it. But like day after day, being surrounded by thousands of people, it's stinky and it's hot and like whatever. I'm over it. I can't do that anymore. I think it was cool. So like, it's hard to answer that because to me, it's not cool anymore at my age. That's not to say like, if you go do it, you're like, I'm like more power to you. I'm saying I'm making fun of me, not what you're doing. No. And that, that's why I wanted to ask the question is because this is like a bucket list thing. I put on my bucket list in my twenties going, yeah, I'm going to fucking do that. But in my twenties, I didn't have the money to do this.

So here's the funny thing is here's what we're going to do. We're going to, we're going to answer it today. And then ask him. You're going to finish it up when you get back. Yeah. I'll give a recap. You're the only one that can do it. He'll be like, there's titties everywhere. Hold on. No. This is bullshit. Great girl. Huge bush. Shows out there. Yes. Anyone that knows Erik is like, Erik makes fun wherever he is. Like, Erik can't have a bad time. That's why Erik's the best. Because, like, you're like, things can be shitty. And you're like, no, we're going to have a good time, guys. Like, we're going to make it fun.

Okay. Unless it rains for four straight days. You can still do that and then be like, yeah, but I probably wouldn't do it. again like i don't like eric will make the most out of it but when you always have to make the most out of things you can still be like well i mean i had a good time but i'm not gonna go do it again true does that make sense yeah yeah you know like like some people next year some people you know one little thing goes wrong and then the whole thing's ruined you know i mean eric's not eric's uh well then we'll just pivot and we'll do this and we're gonna have fun yeah but then when you get home you can you can break it down and be like uh i don't need to do it again i did it i I had some fun and I made the most of it.

But I will say my daughter went to in Chicago. She did? Yeah. Her and Ashley went, right? No, her and a friend. A friend's mom, right? Her friend's aunt, yeah. And so they went and she had a fucking blast. Of course, I'm like, what? You're going where? You know what I mean? but yeah of course she it right up her alley yeah i mean she like i don i she got back and she couldn stop talking all the things and then she like i want to go the next day and i want to go two more times next time and i want to yeah say like it is a hundred percent her like yeah so watching her you know i know that that part of it's cool i can tell you for me it sounds kind of like a punishment yeah like i mean is it the camping or is it the multi-day music thing it's kind of all of it it's kind of both because it's gonna be hot it's gonna be the camping yeah i mean i'm not gonna have my own i don't know the camping is part of it for me but but not because like i don't mind that but it's like the everyone's camping everyone's stinky like you know what i mean it's just like there's not water you have to go buy seven dollar waters all weekend it just like stay i don't want to stand in line for an hour to get a bottle of water they just had to pay 12 for like all of that shit that is so like sucks all the fun out of it for me and and i am i i'll admit i am a home body like i i like it's a reason why we have a place in the

ozarks sure because it's like it's like a second you know i mean that's your vacation my own bed i have my own stuff down there like i i'm familiar with it i'm much more wrong i do like to travel but i can forego it like i'm not the person that needs to see everything and travel like i'm just not that adventurous that way i i feel very comfortable at home i still like to do things i really you know i mean but like i would have been much more wanting to do this when i was younger and even then i was much more of like a probably homebody that way you know i mean like something to me about a shower that i just i like i like they do have showers there i don't know know what they're going to be like yeah well but that's the thing it's like maybe they do but like if there's let's say i don't know just throwing out a number let's say there's 5 000 people camping it's like well if they have a 20 showers that's not enough you know what i mean so it's like yeah and like again i'm not making i'm totally bringing dude wipes i was gonna say yeah you have to be able to shower every day it's all you can with those wipes maybe you know what mean but like and that's the thing like you said about sof like that's it's it's the younger generation can always do it like logan's going to chicago soon for a concert and show or whatever they love it they these kids live for music and i love that i think it's so cool how into music they are yeah but it's so different than when we went to shows because it's so fucking expensive first of all that's the big problem you know like the cost of it which sucks it does really it sucks

the fun it really fucking sucks like it really like yeah i mean to not now we're kind of getting off this topic what i was gonna say but like just for the kids right now about how much shit costs to do things like a festival used to be fucking cheap right that's why they had a box for three days yeah i mean you went in and that's why you camped and that's why you you know like whatever you know like yes they they gouge you for water and then the you know but like you know the first Woodstock was not like that. And then it became like, you know what I mean? Then it became, well, we're going to make money off this festival.

Everything's a money thing. If the cost of entry, like ticket prices and camping and et cetera, was more reasonable, I have no problem paying for a $12 water or whatever, right? Right. Because it's like, okay, that's the commodity that I choose to buy. This I kind of have to. Like with the camping, I had to do it. Otherwise, I'm going to be drinking and trying to go get on a shuttle or drive for an hour, do the next Ears Hotel. It's in the middle of nowhere. And all good. I chose to do this, and I was okay with it, and I accepted the pricing and all that. But, yeah, it does kind of make it sting a little bit because also then I'm sitting here going like, well, I'm not going to do every VIP upgrade because I've already spent enough money on this.

you know and you know we're lucky enough to be people that have some money to spend you know i mean so imagine people that don't right and i would argue that the majority that was built off of these sort of festivals were built off of people that barely had it you know what i mean and it's just not the same so i mean i think that it loses some of its luster that way right like you know like i don't know a bunch of people that have money that kind of act like they don't for a weekend yeah it just feels a little fake but you know like when people like don't and they were just like you know the woodstock days like just literally like going like truly they believed in peace and love and take care of each other you know and just get by with what you need felt more authentic but i don't know yeah you know i would assume this is gonna feel a little bit I mean, you're going to the right place for it to be more of a...

Yeah, and Dave's not like... It's not like Lollapalooza or like a new Woodstock or something like that where it's like, oh, it's the biggest headliners there are every single day. So it's like there's literally 30,000 people. You know what I mean? There's an opener every day and that's it. Exactly. It's him because he has so many fucking songs to play. Yeah, exactly. So it's his three-day festival? Yeah. No, it's not a festival. It's literally not a festival. He plays this place three days. and like last year when he was there one night was an entire album they literally did Under the Table and Dreaming when does he play the Crash CD Under the Table and Dreaming they did that last year I think so it's not called Crash but yeah so they did that last year they like played an entire album and I will say I've seen him a few times it's great every time Like big old jam band.

Like you can hate on Dave all you want. I used to, it was like fun to make fun of it because it was easy. But then you go and you're like, holy shit. Like, and that's kind of why I became obsessed with the whole St. Paul thing is because like, when you, when you see a jam band and they're all doing all this shit, you're like, it's so fun. Yeah. You know, versus one guy just singing. I don't disagree. I used to love Dave back in the day. And then I got a little turned off by whatever, but you know, like I still listen to it. It's like, yeah, it's, I still like a lot of his stuff. and i can get it and it's i mean if you're gonna go watch a band like it's kind of like he entertains he puts on a good show he likes to be a part of that you know like so i i get that and it's actually impressive you could put together a three-day festival right whatever like you know and do that and all different songs and the whole deal so that part of it i think is really you know really fucking cool i think that like so many things so i guess if anybody has more comments but like my vote like so many things it's all become a money grab that a festival to me i don't think it's as cool as it used to be yeah mind you i'm older and it doesn't work for me right now so before you cast your vote though i want to give a counterpoint because this dave thing is a specific niche thing this isn't specific to me right it's not a festival yeah but i had considered another one i just didn't do it because i spent enough on this one and other concerts and and mexico trips and all that shit right yeah but there's one coming up that's called bourbon and

beyond and it's a three-day festival and the the people at it are fucking crazy is this in like kentucky or i'm just thinking of bourbon okay and and basically like you can get these experiences where basically you can have all these crazy different bourbons that are available and you you can be at the show but i mean they have 10 different bands each day playing like so it's like all day it's actually reasonable price overall in my opinion like unless you want to go to the vip experience sure yeah like but like you could get into it for a fairly okay price in my mind as far as this but it's not cheap i mean it's not like it's 50 a day no but no because they know you're you're gonna be but i mean they have they have every day there's huge headliners including dave is at it but like i can't even remember all the names but st paul is at it there's like so many fucking bands and i'm just like i love almost everybody that's going to this thing i'm sitting here going i can't do another three-day camp you know but it's almost more like you just can't do it this year but you would do it another time yeah it's on the list so all right well i'm gonna make my be just because where i'm at like i'll say it this way i when i hear it i don't think i definitely want to go do it i don't search for any one of the festivals i don't want to do it you hit me up with something like one of the burp you got a better chance to get me there you know i mean but because you're going for something other than just going to music music

or just like okay the mess and the dirt that i feel like you know i mean like it's i i'm not anti and i would still do it but do i still think they're as cool as they used to be or like has that thing my vote is a no yeah that's where i'm at i would say like it's more inflation in the way the world is now and stuff like that like it used to be feasible for a lot of people it's just not now and then on top of you're right i almost had the same thought right when you said it if the price was super high but then like you got two dollar bottles of water and it's like oh i don't have to spend two hundred dollars a day just to be alive you know what i mean it's like an all-inclusive Yeah, I pay a lot up front, but okay, I don't worry about anything else over there.

But then when you pay $550 for the three days, and then you have to pay $12 bottle of water and $20 for three chicken strips or whatever, it's like, dude, it's just not feasible. You know what I mean? I hate that. I hate it for the kids. You know what I mean? Because they're not going to get to experience it like we all kind of did. So not anymore. We got to get this inflation down. I think the weird thing is that they're not even pricing people out of it at this point. People still go. people are still like it's still packed we're young people and young people you figure out a way to make your money you know i mean like they don't need much money yeah it's called credit card debt yeah well that's the other well that's a big problem of it but yeah but still so yeah kids stay in school i i still like have a soft spot in my heart but i'm struggling to say it's cool because like i every time i think about it i'm just like fuck by day three i'm gonna hate my life right like you know what i mean yeah we do need to follow up maybe two days i could probably swing most of the time and not be annoyed as fuck by day three i'm gonna be like man this is a terrible idea but i spent the money so i'm gonna fucking we also do you remember when we're saying this isn't cool it's at our age yeah sure you know what i mean 100 if one of you younger people are listening and you're like i fucking love it it's like we're not talking to you yeah absolutely go i would also say if your first two days you are amazing and you just have to power through the third day you'll end up finding a way to make it fun and then you'd be able to do it but that's the thing you'll have you'll make great memories and like you're talking about a year later you're going to forget all the shit that you're sick of but yeah third day you know so i mean it's i think

it's understandable like when you do anything for three days one of the days isn't the best and it's normally wow some it's it's a tie sometimes it's the second day and sometimes it's the first day because you know you hit it hard the first day we're gonna have to a lot of times you limp through the second day and then you fucking close pretty hard we need to record when he gets back like that night and then get his real like i want i want him busted up he's just like i'm not doing well guys i'm like yeah it's still cool now fucker because we're not recording when i get back but i'll like i'll do a little video yeah yeah why don't you take a little social media all right boys here's our update where we're at yeah maybe maybe i'll do each day i'll do a little update for you guys Yeah, there you go.

Do a little 30 second compilation. So it feels like it's kind of a tentative not cool? I would say I don't think it's not cool in general. I think at our age it's become not cool. It's just not cool. But it doesn't mean it's not worth doing. I don't know. It's definitely not a hard no, but it's also not a fuck yes. I mean, at our age, we're voting and it's two to one. Right now, I think for our age, the overall consensus would be it's not cool. It's not cool. But again, if you get the chance, go. Go do the fucking thing. Not cool. Are you sure it's cool? No. It's not cool.

There we go. Well done for that match. That was a really perfect match, though. But hey, buddy, I hope you have a blast. I mean, it's going to be so much fucking fun. Yeah. I will say the one little thing is the last time I went and saw him like we went to Alpine Valley and it was a blast but then like it rained all night and we camped in a camper so then we stepped out the morning the fucking tires are like deep in mud we're like oh fuck like it sucked then you have to drive home so get adult money like Erik so you can fly exactly exactly I would I have one small request I want you to count the titties that you see or the nipples because you're going to see less dits, but let's see where we're at. How many nipples come out?

Then I have to count whether there's one or two each time. I just want to know, like, you know, a little rough estimates. It's not fine. If you come back with an odd number, I'm going to ask why. Hey, that's not fair. Have you seen Total Recall? My chick got three titties. Or you've never done the old righty? Everyone's got a favorite. I'm just saying, I'm going to ask why. I'm not saying it's bad. I just want to know why. Erik's like, because I pulled out one, so she pulled out one. So I'm like, technically that's two. Well, then it's still even. Saw 35 nipples every time it was me. I was half.

Two more. All right, Erik, you got a dad joke for us? Yep. Why did the skeleton go to the music festival alone?

Hold on. Why did he go to the music festival? GIMME THAT DAD JOKE! Hey, have you tried pushing the button harder? You should do that. No, he's added all those things to it, so he's got multiple pages. I had to cycle through all of them again. I heard him like, boo, boo, boo. Why did the skeleton go to the music festival alone? Yeah. He was... Skin and bones. Bone tired, I don't know. Because he had no body to go with. go with uh i wouldn't got there i wouldn't get there either it's been years since you've gotten one of these it's fucking we we should just quit nothing i'm pretty sure i've gotten one he's gotten one since you've gotten one so that's that's true like none of this we stuff i will break this through that fucking tv you gotta turn your pocket what are we talking about here like what is going on a little sad guys it's fine anyway all right with that being said we are um heading over to patreon right here right now so um again join us on there on patreon follow us thank you to ben's and their big white building white building yes thank you matt we appreciate you we do and uh yeah moving over patreon and then building does look good but you know it does look good but it's like come on yeah everybody's got to get used to it yeah just rolls off tongue maybe maybe you'll see like our silhouettes on the side of the building we'll just like go up there and get painted green I like that. I like that.

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