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Ep. 83Sep 16, 20261:15:08

The Breakfast Cereal Bracket

On a new episode of We're Still Cool, Right?, Erik, Mike, and Shaun settle in with a Penelope pre-mixed blackberry old fashioned before launching into a 32-cereal bracket showdown.

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On a new episode of We're Still Cool, Right?, Erik, Mike, and Shaun settle in with a Penelope pre-mixed blackberry old fashioned before launching into a 32-cereal bracket showdown. The conversation is packed with laughs, strong opinions, and even a few phone-a-friend moments to settle tough matchups. After a journey through childhood classics and heated debates, one cereal claims the crown—and, of course, they’d all happily drink the leftover milk.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Oh no! Am I muted? I was muted! It wasn't on purpose, I couldn't get it to unmute. I gotcha. Waffles are just pancakes with abs. Why was I muted? The board froze. I couldn't get it to unmute. God damn it, and then my fucking beard turned into a... I think your beer froze too. Yeah, alright. Fucking welcome back, everybody. You know what, let's just get the elephant out of the room. This is a second episode. By the way, it's nothing I did wrong. The can cracked like shit fucking I was muted for no reason But again, never is fuck are you drinking by the way that spilled all over a Miller 64? Cuz I have them and I need Miller extra light is that what it yeah, I'm zebra striping 2.8 percent Damn it you could drink a whole case those things and barely even feeling that's not really zebra striping to totally. Thank you It's mainly striping Is there more sounds I don't know with?

That's my new favorite sound! That's the best. I'm not talking. You know what? That was well timed. You son of a- God, you son, this is why I need the button. You're terrible at this. God, producer my ass! Jesus fuck. Did everybody have fun? Cool, can we move on? Great. So! Hold on. What is happening? Well, somebody said that you cussed too much, so... First of all... That's actually true. Yeah, I'm well aware. Thank you. They said it.

Alright. This is the second episode. So, just so, like you didn't say. I can't wait to hear that back. Because I don't know what words actually got through. you know anything go off the right way but so we're a little out of sorts but we got the can crack we got that uh-huh uh-huh and it's time for the drink yeah sponsored by ben's 501 7th have big white building what yeah white that's crazy used to be green used to be shit house not that place that's from a movie that's from a movie i keep thinking of more shirt ideas big green building is a state of mind it's really good oh i like that okay god you are a market there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff there we can play around with i love it yeah okay i also like the whole silhouette idea though i think we really should go there and just do it matt would love it us just stand there yeah we spray paint the outside of us in green wouldn't you like do the whole building we should have done it while they were painting it so it was green and they would have been yeah that would have been cooler because it'd be tougher to paint ourselves green as opposed to the whole building i mean we keep it white like we're ghosts we train the rest building back to green yeah let's do that that'll be easy can't be that expensive right now it's not a small building or anything seems totally worth it for a publicity

these done. I'd love to ask it to him and be like, how about I just put a sticker on the door? Matt's going to be like, are you fucking crazy? He's probably like, how about you guys be happy with your fucking sponsorship, okay? How about you just say thank you for the booze I gave you? Okay. Alright, yeah. Thanks, Matt. You win. You win, Matt. I mean, for what it's worth, the building looks good. It does. Yeah, it does. Alright, so, gents, I went, this is the second episode, you know, I went easy. I went simple. Not easy. You went simple. You didn't go low ABV. And it's whiskey, so fuck it. I'm a big fan of these.

We had one of these on the show before. They're so good. It's a Penelope pre-mixed old-fashioned. So this one I had not seen before, and so I was like, fuck it. Let's try it because I love blackberries. It's a blackberry old-fashioned. So blackberry old-fashioned in a bottle. Ready to roll. Very reasonably priced. yeah um and you know matt like i at down at ben's they have a rotation of these as they come in yeah um they might have the apple cinnamon they might have a peach they might have this the black and that's the other one we had right what you said was the apple the apple cinnamon is the other one we had but i've had um a black walnut i've had a peach i've had a apple cinnamon and now i'm gonna have this because i've never tried it before so and i've had a couple of their just straight whiskeys and they're fucking delicious.

Penelope's not bad whiskey, but I would say I'm a big fan of their mixed old fashions because the ratios seem right. Their whiskeys in general, it's kind of a personal preference thing. But a whiskey is in general. I don't know, some of the most expensive one I've had, Blanton's or any of that stuff. I don't know if it's my favorite. I'm just saying whiskey in general is just very preference. It's all preference. I will say with these, I don't know if you guys have heard the there's like TikToks and shit out there people freezer door old fashioned this like you can literally just buy the bottle throw it in your freezer throw it in your fridge so I really want to it's already chilled pour it on a cube you're good to go I want to have a sip of it but then I do want to I want to make a comment about it so alright cheers cheers boys cheers so I'm just going to keep talking so Shaun can't get a comment so real quick I want to say I said used to be shithouse I couldn't remember the movie it was from it's from Robin Hood men in tights they're talking about latrines and the book the lady goes used to be shit house we're manly men we're men we're men in tights so what i was going to say is there's certain nights where it's awesome right like you're like i'm gonna make a drink tonight i'm gonna have an old-fashioned you get out all the fucking you know ashley makes a simple syrup and then we got all you know the whole peel we got everything and then there's other nights when you fucking just don't want to go through all the work you know what i mean or sucked you're lazy but you want an but you kind of want one and it's just not you know like sometimes the vibe is like let's make a cocktail like you know like a full-on

sometimes you just want i just you know want a little just want to drink and this is fucking awesome for that like the day when you just like i really want one but i don't want to fucking you know peel the the orange i don't want to get the simplest i just i don't want to do the stuff with it. It is not better than doing one yourself, but it is fucking damn close. You know what I mean? For what it is. I don't know how I would... I don't have a Blackberry Simple Syrup. I would have to make that somehow. Right. But that is delicious. But have one of these bottles on hand when you're out of an ingredient and you're like, well, fuck, I want it in Old Fashioned, but it's not going to be the same. That's fucking better than being out of an ingredient. Sometimes just as simple as the way to do it.

um it is 38 38 okay i mean it really is delicious so it's not like i mean you can definitely make your old fashions more boozy than that if you want depending on the whiskey you do but like that's pretty good like i always like them they're my always my biggest worry with a pre-made cocktail and i've had some other pre-made cocktails that are they're too sweet they're too fake fucking they taste like fake ingredients it has this like chemical this chemical feel where you're like i've never had it with these and that's why i'm happy about it so that you know i feel like that same way with like all the different vodka drinks you get you know that we've been tasting all that stuff like sometimes you don't like that is just it doesn't taste anything like you're like i know this is just poison going to my body which i mean who is this too but you know but it still is at least i feel good about it but for the simple one to have in there it is a really cool idea So if you see these when you go down to Benz, pick them up.

Because we haven't had a bad one yet. They've had multiple ones. And again, this isn't you to be like, I can make a better one at home. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. You win that argument. We will go to that. But I will say this. If you are not comfortable making cocktails or you've never made an old-fashioned, this will beat the shit out of whatever you're going to do. Like if you don't know what you're doing. Or if you want to step into trying what an old-fashioned is and then you're like, okay, maybe I do want to start making my own ingredients. Great place to start. By the way, you'll do that and go, I definitely want to start making old fashions.

They are the best. They are my number one. And old fashioned is my number one by far. And there's so many spins you can put on it. And like, I mean, I can get into a whole thing. A guy at work was talking today about going to Black Sheep, I think it was, and had like the praline, you know, or Map Room, I think it was. And then like went to Cobble Hill and had one there. That's it, yeah. Every time we go out to a good dinner, I'm like, give me old fashioned. I know I've said it before. We still need to do the old-fashioned tour of Cedar Rapids at some point. I know. But one thing I will say. That needs to be like a week-long tour.

Because after you have three, you're going to say, this is great. No. The tongue is going to get fat. One night to rule them all. What I will say. Well, the last one I can taste, puke it out. It's definitely going to be the best one. What I will say, though, is I do feel like old-fashioned can kind of be like a steak. It's like I go some places and I'm like, well, I could have made it better than this. Yeah. And I paid $16 for this shit. Very true. I also get mad when people go to places where you, like, if you used even 5% of your brain, you'd know this is not going to be a good old-fashioned.

And then they go, it wasn't very good. No shit. You went to a sports bar. It's like going to Buffalo Wild Wings. I did it at third base. That's on you. I'm guilty. And that's my fault. Like, it's not, they don't have the proper thing. Right. And they're not known for those. And they're not built to be it. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, you go to a place, they charge you $16 for a reason because it's fucking. It's worth it. It's work to put it into it. We got all the right ingredients and expensive to do it. So that's what it is. Yeah. But you go to one and they're like seven bucks. You're like, just give me the whiskey.

I'll just chug it. I was going to say, seven bucks. I'll just take the whiskey on ice, please. Give me the whiskey. You know what I mean? Give me that little bottle of syrup you got over there. I'll do it myself. Dash, dash, dash. But I don't blame that either. You know what I mean? Like, you don't have to be. Yeah. Because I think there's a different, like, when I go to third base, I don't look for one. Yeah. I know what I'm there for. You know, I go to third base. Great people, great pours. Because God. Okay. So for example, Buffalo traces. I love it. And like, it's not always available on a shelf at those places.

But boy, when I get it there and they have it or Woodford, pick your poison. They always have Woodford. But it's like, it's a nice two to three finger pour for. I'm not even going to say the price. It's going to be way cheaper than you pay anywhere else. It's a good place. It's a great place. Good place. so it's so funny that you said two to three finger poor i think that's a generational thing you're like making eyes at me i think it is because well because i couldn't figure out if the sponsor segment had ended we moved so seamlessly into discussing old fashions i couldn't figure out if i well that's what we do we're pretty seamless yeah we're when you don't mute people it's a lot easier so it's gonna be butthurt this whole episode i mean we all have severe adhd so that's also true but now you have to be i wasn't gonna do it again i was like that's That was a fun bit, that was a funny thing.

Now? Oh, I know you're gonna do it. The thread is there the entire rest of the episode. I know. I'm just waiting for it. I'm gonna be talking now, all of a sudden it's like, no one can fucking hear me right now. His butthole hasn't unpuckered because you have that button. I'm so straight puckered, dog. The first mute was an accident. I had no control over it. Oh, that's even funnier. Only because that's reserved for me. Okay, but also it was when I went to talk for the first time, so I'm like, crack, hello? What the fuck is going on? Right, and the board froze and I couldn't unmute it. It wasn't on purpose.

Maybe you should start punching it like I saw you doing it. Maybe I should start punching you. We can't get styled. What are you, Tom Cruise? What are you, Tom Cruise? If I was, I'd kick your ass. No, you would not. No, you would not. He's been on the Peloton. Just a brief second. That's true. I'm going to give Logan some credit here. Those boards can be a fucking pain in the ass. I know. I know. I've worked with one before, and sometimes it just does stupid shit for no reason. Stop it. We're not giving these fuckers a pass. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, what you said. You don't have to, yeah.

Yeah, yep. Yeah. Fuck you! This is another reason why we need a camera on him. Right when I said that, he fucking shot back, and that would have been the best clip ever, but no, there's no camera on the producer. It's fine. All right, should we get into this before we get muted more? We probably should. So because this is the second episode, and we have definitely not done one of these in a while, I was actually struggling to think of when the last one we did was and Kara's like, I think it was the Pixar one. It's a bracket. One of you has to drink that. I thought it was his. From the last episode.

Do you want me to drink it? It's a you job. Just so you know. So we are doing a bracket. I mean, I like it. Yeah, you don't have to. I got three. Anyway, we're doing a bracket. What is happening? Okay, so we are doing a bracket. I hate that I already told you guys. What did you think the last one we were doing? What was the last one we did? Wasn't it Pixar? Oh, who put that together? Probably a really great guy. No, it sounded terrible. Everyone hated the ending of it, so. Well, nobody's liked the ending of any one of our braggers. That's true, that's true. Everybody's like, you guys are fucking stupid.

It is like a huge, like, at least 75%. You guys don't fucking know what you're talking about. Yeah, we got like hate mail like, how the fuck is Finding Nemo not at least in the final? I was like, whoa! I love it too! From like blood, like my sister going, I don't understand why the fuck you're, I don't know if I would listen to your podcast. And I'm like, I don't blame you, but I think it's working. I don't know how I'm going to feel when people are like, oh, you guys got that right. And they're like, we did something wrong. Hey, Erik, you don't have to worry about that because it's never going to fucking happen.

Because I would say the ultimate, like every time we've got done, it's been like, how the fuck did this? How do we get down to these two? How do we get down to these two? Hold on. How the hell was Toy Story not in the final? By the way, I think we should do this at minimum one year. we should do one of the brackets we did again it'll be definitely it's because like it's the mood you're in like it's the people it's just okay you know maybe you got laid before comments he makes yeah i'm gonna say this so that we feelings in your head i'm gonna say this so that we take note of it and logan helps us take note of it but um we've talked about in the past doing like a top 10 type of episode top 10 brackets top 10 drinks top 10 like we should do something like that at some point where we think about like our history now that we've you know got enough episodes out there we can can i ask you a question i have to ask you constantly what we talked about on the last episode we recorded because i like once i leave here it all goes out of my mind i don't know how we're gonna do that here's something that i never realized until we've had this podcast i would love it anytime any show anything did like these greatest hits for whatever and I'm like, why wouldn't they do more of it?

Because it's fucking hours of work to put it back together again. I wanted to and I started listening to old ones and I'm like, between our job and regular life, I'm like on episode four and I'm like... Oh, so you're saying it's too much to listen to it? To get back through it all, to remember it all. I'll listen to all of them for you. You take that over. I like that. Do you know what? One day I do want to go back. I'll use AI or some shit. I'll figure it out. You will figure it out. You guys use tech now I'm just saying like from my standpoint. I'm like I'm gonna do this and also I'm like Jesus Shaun. Give me your hand Give me your hand. We're gonna. We're gonna let the techie guys do it. Yeah, we're just gonna keep drinking Yeah, we got this yeah power through boys. That's right. We got this Hey, we'll hold it down. All right get into this fucking wreck. We're the talent. We need to be like I know the other side I'm tired of being I'm tired of being a face for radio though. You know what I mean? So all right so I was trying to think of a bracket had a few ideas I'm excited for a couple other ones that are coming up but we don't do brackets all the time but it's been enough of a while if that's a way to say it cereals we're getting into cereals that's why I opened with a breakfast quote waffles are just pancakes with abs so I will say the other day we were, Ashley and I ran to the store and I just had a fucking craving for cereal it's so good I get random like cereal is definitely one of those things like it could come into my house

and I can smoke a whole box in two days or it could sit there for an eternity. It's like a group of bananas. Same thing but cereal is big on my thing of like when I want it I fuck it. Like I crave it. Other than that then I'm like out. Completely. Don't really care. So you guys don't eat cereal on a regular basis? I can't. I can't anymore. Yeah. I mean I know you have the sugar thing but I'm just saying there's plenty of cereals that are lower sugar. Kashi and shit like that. They're still terrible. There's keto cereals. They're like $8 for a bowl of it. There's a protein cereal and I looked it up and it was $22 a box. I was like, what?

And they're not good either. No. This is going to taste like shit. I bet it would taste good to me just because I haven't had cereal in so long and there's enough fake sugar in it or whatever, but it's not working. I remember I was so excited because it was on the two bears one cave podcast when they're promoting that thing you know and bert saying that he had it i went to the website i'm like 22 yeah for a box of go fuck yourself did you try it no i i'm not gonna i'm not ordering for 22 dollars like no sorry damn it we should have just split it here like we could all sit here and we could all we could all have a bowl this big with five bites of cereal.

It'll be the ASMR video or episode where we're like... We still got two weeks to promote this because it isn't coming out for a few weeks. We could all put our pennies together and we still have time. There's this person who sells pasta that's super low carb but it like for a box of spaghetti I don know Let call it at the store It like for a box So like a box of spaghetti That a I don know Let call it at the store It like for a box I like no I not doing it I mean, I like spaghetti. If I was rich, I like spaghetti more than I like. Why is it $22? What am I getting for that $22? Carbless. Carbless.

It's like four grams of carbs for a giant plate of it versus $35 or whatever. Okay. It's bullshit. Okay. Anyway, let's get into this. Let's get to the good fucking cereals. my whole point with the thing is like you couldn't have picked a better time to hit me on this because I ended up not buying a cereal so I am still triggered by it. So the fun perspective with me here that I can add because we do all these sports brackets hold on. I never fucking stopped eating cereal. This is your fucking Can I be honest? There was a couple brackets I was going to do and I'm like Erik doesn't know half of these fucking things. I go but I bet the motherfuckers ate cereal his whole life because we all have right?

Oh, but everyone loves cereal. I go through phases, but I... The only thing I'm going to tell you guys about this is it's 32. It's 16 versus 16. They'll come down to one. I did do four one seeds. All right? Oh, so you picked your four phases. And I chose them, but I also went off lists I saw online where these were pretty much a standard four one seeds. But that's all you did. You just picked your ones. That's it. And then I threw shit and every one of a sudden I didn't map where it was. Were there any one seeds online that you were like, no, that's fucking bullshit? No. Kind of one where I was like, that's kind of weird.

but like so cinnamon toast crunch because i was wondering like what's the three musketeers of cereal for you i'm gonna take a lot i'm gonna take a little another yeah there's a lot of them hey this is so good but i'm gonna uh another one was lucky charms understandable other one was reese's puffs that was way higher rank than i thought but also i've had it it's fucking delicious delicious but and uh the other one was honey nut cheerios which i get the crazy thing is how high cheerios was on so many lists i'm like it it's i'm not saying it's bad nope it's because it's one of the most purchased because you buy it for kids for babies yep exactly i was i walked down the aisle the other day and i almost bought them that's why i went they're not a number one though i was like they're on here but i'm like they're not gonna be i was also thinking though like when it comes to sugars like cheerios should be really low on that it is but it's always hard add sugar to it. Yeah.

It's not. Yeah. Yeah. There's still playing. I remember growing up with the medicine go down. That's the medicine go down. Take your shirt off and tell us about it. Growing up with my grandparents who were very like health nut conscious all I could have was regular Cheerios so I had to dump a bunch of sugar in it. Hold on. Did you see him stare at him while he was singing? That's why I thought I was dying because he just looked over and I was like do it. Oh, I thought it was going to be This Because you don't like the musical This is like your I don't think he liked that you stared at him while doing it Here you go Thank you It's because I'm trying to be funny All I want is your attention Or just jump in with a nice little Oh, he's hit it Do it again A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine Go down.

Why is Logan taking his pants off? Jesus Christ. You get way too into it. In the most delightful way. That's what I wanted! What is this? Mary Poppins? What are we doing here? Oh, I had a sheltered childhood. I've never seen that. You didn't watch Mary Poppins? No. God, dude. I didn't think either of these two. When I sang it, I thought you'd be in like... Dick Fan Dyke's my boy. I know. I feel like you would have brought it all in. I think he died. Hold up. You'd have muted me and then sang it perfect. No, no, no. Dick Van Dyke's still alive? I'm cultured enough that I fucking watch that shit even if it's not my favorite thing in the world.

I watch that shit. I just expected I would start it and he would mute us all and then take us on a ride. You need to watch Mary Poppins. One day. You know what? Right after Goonies. I'll let you know. I'll let you know. Definitely watch Goonies first, motherfuckers. No, motherfuckers. Can we get into this bracket for God's sakes? You know what we're going to do next week? We're going to watch Harlem Nights on this TV. Oh, I would do that. Yeah. Ooh. Fine. We get wasted. A live reaction podcast. Patreon only, though. Hold on. We could actually, we could count it down and be like, start the movie right now.

Can we do that and watch everybody do that? You can do it on Patreon. Yeah. Yeah. You can't do it on, like. We would have to do an extra long one, but yeah. But could they watch it with us? Like, we could show two clips or no? Yeah. We could stream the movie for them. That's a cool idea. But again, it can only be on Patreon. You can't do it on, like, other public platforms. Because I feel like, and then the camera's on. Because everything gets fucking taken down. It's so fucking good. patreon okay can we get into this please remember that yes we can do it i'm glad we're all still friends please don't hate me for beeping you how old is dick van dyke a hundred a hundred okay i was like i remember seeing that he was like 99 recently so i'm like he'll turn 101 in december still alive still kicking god i love it let's go i think his dick still gets hard with pills not patreon with pills that's that's the question you want to ask yeah Yeah. You know what, Shaun? You figure it out and you let us know.

If I got a shot with Dick Van Dyck, I'm gonna take it. That's the right spirit soldier. If he's got any money left, I want a little piece of that, alright? Come on. He'll get you pregnant or what? He's got some money left. Yeah. Don't worry, he froze some for you. Hey, everybody trap him. He'll tell you he's going to. Did you say trap him? Alright, guys. Hey, don't use the whole bottle. I want more. Alright. Can we get into this? You know what? I'm not even gonna ask you fuckers. You haven't even drank yours, but I'll give you a little more. I'm fucking All right, get us kicked off mic. All right, yeah cinnamon toast crunch and special K Are we just going straight up special K because I think cinnamon toast crunch are we going?

We can do it with berries. Yeah, because like special K by itself is just Wheaties. Yeah, so you're going red berries? We can do red berries. Yeah this is a shitty matchup but i'm gonna say cinnamon toast crunch i like i actually i love special k for a moment if you love it more than similar toast yeah no no it's fucking that's wrong but what i'm saying is like my grandparents would have this healthy ass cereal yeah so i have this like soft spot in my heart nostalgia wise to sure let it go what tastes better i can't believe you open to this because if there's two things in our reef in ever in our pantry are cinnamon Toast Crunch and the Red Berries. Well, do you want to be on the right side of history or the wrong side of history? Well, I will tell you that it's only...

It's not the blowout it should be, but Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my fucking favorite cereal. It's like, well, you know. But it is... Oh, Red Berries got a bad draw. I'm going to throw something out. Bonus points, you'll drink the milk out of the fucking Cinnamon Toast Crunch every time. Every fucking time. Also, So if you've never had just vanilla ice cream and then dumped Cinnamon Toast Crunch on it, it is the greatest. Oh, oh my God. I've never done that. That or Fruity Pebbles. It's game changer. You don't need anything else. Just that. Just cover that one scoop of ice cream. Cover it in that.

You'll be the happiest person. I mean, essentially covering vanilla ice cream. This is how I got diabetes. In Cinnamon Toast Crunch is fried ice cream. Literally, but it's just not fried. Yes. It's so fucking good. Okay. I want you to have it because I can't. So do it. You can have a bite. Do it. No. Well, if you can have a bite, then I'm going to. No. Just eat all of it for me. I want to be like you when I grow up. Shut the fuck up. All right. Frosted Flakes. Oh. Tony the Tiger. Frosted Flakes. Hondo P. Frosted Flakes. Okay.

By the way, I'm so excited for my sisters to listen to this because we were such a big cereal family. And I know Kelly's still a big Like she has This is actually hard for me because I have so many opinions But that's why I like that I did it No, I'm not I always share mine too When I've done my brackets I have mine I will, but like If you guys split I'm going to ask him If it's still like a split Then I'll You should say your opinion I'm not listening because I'm working on Patreon I can be the tiebreaker But Mike, you should say your opinion anyway because you're a part of the show well so far i agree with both of these okay so we're good cool you need me to tell me something no not yet we'll let you know you keep getting patreon ready because i feel like you got a good one going call me call me call me if you need me so call him maybe all righty give us the righty okay all right captain crunch crunch berries not regular cornflakes oh captain crunch still no matter what god i do we live we take special k we live in the city where we smell crunch berry day yeah i'm having it it's definitely crunch berries is gotta be if they even if they tear up your mouth but even regular captain crunch is money too it's so good i don't care i'll i'll murder my mouth for captain crunch i actually might have got rid of that one just because there was so many but i can't remember so wait a minute wait a minute if anybody's just still on there we could do some how about kicks

to be tough to be which how do you do they still make kicks oh yeah okay okay because i'm like i by the way you're gonna have to have a banger to beat kicks okay i'm gonna throw out a weird weird thing that and i don't want to derail us too far but i have have you guys been to fucking target and tried to buy cereal they don't have all the cereals that's what they have some sort of deal and you can't buy certain cereals there yeah no you gotta buy high-vee i don't But it's like, no, but I'm saying it's like only General Mills or something. It's like one of the big manufacturers and that's all they have.

You can't buy Captain, maybe Captain Crunch. You know why? Because they saw half. You know what? They saw half. I didn't see any Captain Crunch. I got pissed off because I was like, I want this. You'll never see Captain Crunch. I was there on Saturday and that's what I was looking. I wasn't looking for Captain Crunch, but I was looking at the cereal aisle and Captain Crunch was not there. Yeah. They also sell half their things To just the healthy bullshit Like Kelsey So that's why It's all 40 year old Plus mothers Shopping And it's fake health Kicks and Cocoa Puffs Fuck off I know it's a hard one I'm going to say kicks I'm going to go kicks also But fuck you I thought one of you would go Cocoa Puffs for sure.

There's only one Cocoa Series. Are you agreeing with this still or no? It didn't matter if I don't. If I don't, it's still not a tie. You're part of the show. Share what people want to know. I actually love Kix. I really do. There's going to be a couple that come up where you guys will be like, no, and I'm going to vote for that one. Kix is a sleeping giant. It is. It's like the... I have one to compare to that that's going to come up. It's like, I don't want you to say it. I'm going to say something really weird. Amen, brother. I'm trying to put it into another person. Do you remember the Christmas commercials where they decorated their tree in kicks?

They ran a needle with thread through kicks and then decorated the tree? Yep. I always think of that when I decorate my tree every year. I don't do it. Well, because they don't get moldy because they're not real food. Do you know what I think of? Fuck you! I love kicks. Damn you! Logan! He's right. Do you know what I think of with Kix? It's McDonald's cheeseburgers on your tree! French fries. Like, yes. Damn it! What I think of with Kix is because I worked in a grocery store. It's on the WIC list, so, like, it's one of the approved cereals that you can get for government funding. So you felt like it was good?

I didn't know that. No, it is. I'm just saying there's, like, certain foods that actually apply for that. That's a whole other conversation. I don't know if that's the thing. What the hell do you need to do? But it was one of those things like I didn't know that. And then I was like, oh, I got to try this shit. And it was good. It's fucking good. It's a fucking little kid. All right. All right. Fruity Pebbles. Applejacks. You are a fucking dick. Like, fuck you. This is so easy for me. I'll let you guys decide. It's Fruity Pebbles. It has to be Fruity Pebbles. But fuck you. Because Applejacks is one of those.

I want to have it like once every three years. And it's like the only cereal that tastes like that. Like, there's not a substance. I'm going to Apple Jacks. My grandparents would never buy Fruity Pebbles, but they would buy Apple Jacks. It is not easy because those two are like big bangers and are grown up. I literally am thinking about, hey, Kelly Bailey, I'm thinking about you, just like what we always had in the house back then. But I'm going to Apple Jacks. Apple Jacks was one of my favorites. That was like a pretty good solid rotation. I give bonus points to Fruity Pebbles because I would drink the milk every time.

So good. Also, so good with ice cream. Do you want me to tiebreaker? Alright, I'll do this one. It's Fruity Pebbles. Sorry. Hey, Apple Jacks got fucking... It went up against a banger. It did, and that's the thing.

Apple Jacks should have been against kicks or something. I don't know. That would have been a fucking ninja fight to the death also. Rice Krispies, the cereal, and Trix. Trix. easy yeah it's not easy okay i did like the something about the the rabbit well just the crunch that they you know the crunch that they did and then they used support when i was a kid and it'd be so that's it i i love that too and then i forgot later there's cocoa krispies on here and i'm like what is cocoa krispies and car is like it's fucking rice krispies it was the chocolate one i go that's the one i loved i forgot about which by the way personally i think is better than Cocoa Pebbles.

Agreed. Which, by the way... It's like a slept-on cereal that no one ever talks about. I had a fucking Rice Krispie Treat the other day and forgot how fucking good those things were. Did you know that there's a Rice Krispie Treat cereal? It's gone now. It doesn't exist anymore. That's what this was. Rice Krispie Treat cereal. Oh, the balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like chunks of Rice Krispie Treat. Sure. Yeah, it was like cookie crisp. And you put it in milk. But it was chunks of... Okay. Yeah, I'm just saying. That's number... That's S tier. That has to be. I will say, though, they got me with Rice Krispies.

The snap, crackle, pop. That's it. That was the thing. All that means is, dude, it's getting soggy. You listen to the first one. It's like, you better jump on that. It was the milk entering the vessel of the Krispies. It would sound awesome until you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait. You got to eat it. You're like, listen. All that means is great marketing. It was. Look how cool that sounds like. And you're like, oh, this tastes like disappointment. I'm more of a snap and then eat the rest of it. And then I'll get the crack and we'll pop in the mouth. Okay. Yep. Alright. Cookie Crisp. Yeah, you will.

Cookie Crisp. Cookie Crisp. And Frosted Mini Wheats. Oh, 100%. Cookie Crisp. Frosted Mini Wheats. Frosted Mini Wheats. Shut the fuck. I'm a slut for Frosted Mini Wheats. I don't even need them to be mini. I want the big ones. See, I'm okay with the mini ones, but the strawberry ones are my favorite. Oh my god. Oh my god. How do you really feel? How do you feel about this? I need you just at least to hear it. Present it to me, sorry. Frosted mini-wheats or cookie crisp? Cookie crisp all day. Well, now we're in a four-way tie. You know what? I feel like we should phone a friend. Who are we calling?

I'll call Kelly. Perfect. Well, you gotta hook it up. It sounds planted. Like she's gonna pick cookie crisp. It does, doesn't it? fucking the majority of the world's gonna I don't know I think frosted mini wheats are more iconic I think they have a longer legacy we're talking like those chunk things the texture's awful and cookie crisps are better frosted mini wheats I love the way they melt on your tongue and then you just taste and the sugary part ends you feel like you're being healthy and then you get a little bit of sugar with it yeah exactly and you are because all the fiber Don't text or call her. Put it up to the thing.

Touch the mic. Hey, Shaun. Hey. You're live on the podcast. Well, hello there. Please preface that. Yes. Okay. So, honey, I need your help. We are doing a serial bracket. Okay. And, you know, you're a serial person, right? I am a serial maniac. Serial maniac. Don't lead the witness. Okay, so we've gotten a two-to-two tie on, what is it? Cookie Crisp. Cookie Crisp versus Frosted Mini Wheats. Frosted Mini Wheats. We need you to be the tiebreaker. Frosted Mini Wheats. Oh, wow! Let's go!

You're family disappointed, you suck it! Good call, Shaun. You were my ace in the hole. You were my ace in the hole. Love you, Kelly! You crushed it!

Hey, we need your consent to be on the podcast. All right. All right. See you later. Thanks. Bye. All right. Moving on. Thank you for the call out, Shaun. That was great. Frosted me. Good job, Shaun. Yeah, it worked out great. You know, sometimes that's how the cookie crumbles. The cookie crisp crumbles. You have dumb tips. There it is. Hey! I shouldn't have to call it out when you do the thing, but it's fine. I love you. So, here we go. Alright, Wheaties, Honey Nut Cheerios. Honey Nut Cheerios. Yeah. The only thing cool about Wheaties was the box. Exactly. Was Jordan on it? Like, who was on it?

But yeah, the cereal by itself wasn't that good. it was like oh yeah i'm gonna make that a display piece i don't want to eat the fucking we these were never in our house at all they were never never never again another cereal you have to dump like a ton of sugar on to eat yep all right So that one half of that round So that the first round Well that was one half We got to get moving. All right. Fruit Loops and Honeycombs. Fruit Loops.

Shit, I did love Honeycombs. I'm going to go Honeycombs. You decide. Honeycombs are so slept on. They're so good. It's Honeycombs. It's Honeycombs. It is. And I felt weird putting these against her. Fruit Loops is going out. I know Fruit Loops is a one seed all day, but I'm like, dude, honeycombs were so fucking slept on. They held up to milk so well. All day. I feel like you could have left for work and came back and they're like still holding on. Well, but they were still a little soft, but then it wasn't like it tore your mouth apart. I'm okay with this because Trix is superior to Fruit Loops anyway.

I agree with that. And most people don't. It's the same category. Okay. All right. Cocoa Pebbles. Not Fruity Pebbles. versus honey bunches of oats. Cocoa pebbles.

I struggle with this because I love honey bunches of oats. And it's a totally different thing. They're not even remotely close. Not even remotely close. This is like, yeah. Cocoa handjob versus blowjob. Like, I mean, it is. So Cocoa Krispies. Handjob is terrible. Cocoa Krispies is better than Cocoa Pebbles, in my opinion. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

Man, that's tough. I'm going to say Honey Bunches of Oats. Mine's Honey Bunches of Oats. Shut up. Shut up. It's one of my favorite cereals. You know what? Hold on. Hold on. Logan. Honey Bunches of Oats or Cocoa Pebbles? Cocoa Pebbles. Fuck. Yeah. No, I figured that was going to be the case, but. Honey Bunches of Oats. oats have you had more like honey bunches of trash have you have you actually had it uh honey bunches right you're like probably not well actually don't call aaron because i'm leaving the witness here we've all you say when's the last time you had it nobody's had fucking cereal in the last 10 years i mean you know that's true you've had a few you haven't had all these all the time all right when's your last time by the way she's gonna disagree honey bunches votes no hey the disagree was what you're on the podcast i okay okay so we're doing a bracket which you are well you already know what we're doing okay so cocoa pebbles or honey bunches of oats cocoa pebbles yeah running god damn it it's fair it's fair hey do me a favor call my sister and tell her she sucks i had to call kelly on one and she didn't just she disagreed with them yeah It worked out great for Erik and I.

All you gotta do is just call her and just be like, you suck. By the way, while I have you on the phone to correct the one thing I said wrong, I think last podcast I said I thought you had 17 tattoos, and how many do you have? 30. Okay, cool. I love you. Bye. Love you. Bye. All right. Fucking Cocoa Pebbles. Dude, have you had Honey Bunches of Oats in the last, like, 20 years? Have you had Cocoa Pebbles? No, they're gross. That's not true. That's not true. I'm not a big chocolate fan I agree with the Rice Krispies The Cocoa Krispies are way better Than Cocoa Puffs They're not They transfer more chocolate flavor That felt like one of the biggest landslides ever But anyways, okay, go ahead Hey, it made it through You buried my boy You buried my boy Who could do my boy like that Cheerios and Cocoa Krispies by the way funny cocoa crispies it's the rice crispies but they're the chocolate ones that's what we were talking about i'm gonna go cheerios fuck's sake you're such a dick i i mean true i'm not let cheerios not get out of the first round without my vote it's plain cheerios plain ass honey nut hey it's okay you know you you get no sugar sean just delete it logan Cheerios or Cocoa Krispies which is Rice Krispies but the chocolate version Are the Cheerios

Honey Nut or regular? They're regular Plain ass Cheerios Versus what? They're really good for your heart I didn't want it to come down to me Honey Nut Cheerios are goaded Plain Cheerios are cardboard Agreed I still have a special spot in my heart I get it By the way, they are a one seed. I looked at a thousand brackets of these last night. They are a one seed in every bracket. They are 100% go-to. They didn't always make it. The funny part was they usually got beat out by Honey Nut Cheerios, but they did make it deep in a lot of them. Honey Nut Cheerios is where it's at. This is a good one. That's the sweet spot.

Disagree. Lucky Charms or Corn Pops. Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms. All day long. I have them in my fucking pantry right now. You eat corn pops? I ate Lucky Charms for breakfast today. I love them, but there's never enough marshmallows. There's too many marshmallows now. I have to tell them to back it off. Fuck your mother. No, there's not. Dude, I will share my box with you. There's too many fucking marshmallows. Really? Well, too many is a bold statement. They're giant.

Okay, what I will say is I take a big spoon, and I get so many marshmallows that I can't taste the charms. Which I will say the charms have the crunch, so then the soft with it, yes. I actually like Lucky Charms with less marshmallows. That's where I want it to be. I'm not saying I'm going to... I think at some point... I feel like at some point your vote shouldn't count anymore when you go through it all shit like that. Alright. Look, either way, I'm fine with that one winning. I wanted to go back to just fucking shamrocks and balloons. That's what I want. Right? Stop adding the unicorn bullshit.

Lucky charms. Now they have a 10-foot trampoline in there, and it's huge. The marshmallow is huge, and it's fucking terrible. Only you fucking know that, because I haven't bought fucking lucky charms. They're magically delicious. This is making me hungry, by the way. I'm starving now. Life.

Tough to do. Apple jacks. Did I already do apple jacks? Yeah. We killed Apple Jacks, didn't we? You doubled up the Apple Jacks? Actually, I like this because I want Apple Jacks revived. I'm going to say Apple Jacks.

I'm going life all day. I'm going to Apple Jacks. Logan says Apple Jacks too. Fuck you. No, you didn't even ask him. No, I don't care. I'm just saying Apple Jacks. Apple Jacks. Turn those machines back up. Apple Jacks got a second life which it needed. Apple Jacks versus what? Life.

Apple Jacks. Yeah. See? No, that's bullshit. It already got eliminated. I messed up. This is your bullshit bracket, bro. Applejack's back in. How is life leaving that early? It's so good. Well, how did Applejack's get beat the first round? You did that for a reason. Applejack should have made it to the second round.

I'm so mad right now. Life is possibly my favorite. You didn't say cinnamon, life. It doesn't matter. Regular or cinnamon. They're fucking so good. This is where you're wrong. This is like my argument with Cheerios is your argument with your life. Yeah. Don't worry, guys. Your Apple Ducks are back from the dead. All right? So Oreos. Do you remember those? Gross. Pull it up on your phones if you can't remember them. Yeah, I do. I don't know if they still sell them. Absolute trash. Or Golden Grahams. Golden Grahams. I know. They're both trash. By the way, I feel like Golden Grahams are trash. Wait, what?

I don't like Golden Grahams. Excuse you? I like my sister's crutches here. Fucking that's right there. Golden grams is here. Yeah. Golden grams are so good. Okay. Oh, what? No, really? No. Oh man. They're my sister's jams for sure. Not that. Golden grams money. Yeah. Okay. All right. Next honey smacks. Remember those? Mm hmm. Yeah. You know, they look like the body of a fucking daddy long leg, but they were good, which was weird. Raisin Bran. Raisin Bran. I fucking love Raisin Bran. I fucking love Raisin Bran. It's so good. It's so sliced on. It gets soggy.

But those hard raisins are so good when you catch one of them. They'll hold up a little bit. Have you guys had the crunchy Raisin Bran? No. It's a new version. They put some crispy sugar shit on the flakes and it's fucking amazing. By the way, I was... I was talking to my buddy Carlson the other night about coming up with this idea and he goes, you know what my favorite cereal is? I couldn't think of it, but I could see it. It's a little shorter box than most of them. I was thinking of all the old people I don't know if you've said this. No, it's not on here. Because no one likes it. So good. It's terrible!

What are you talking about? I never eat it as my daily cereal, but it's good. Do you like eating fucking grass as you walk through a wheat field? If you had it now, you would like it because it had this, like, you didn't like it as a kid. But now you'd be like, oh, that kind of holds up. It's crunchy. One of the best ones ever was banana nut crunch. You had, like, little these little dried bananas in it. My mom used to buy it every now and then. And then, like, when I was a kid, I'm like, really? I'd be so mad. Then the other day, I was like, I really want to fucking. They don't fucking. I forgot it existed until he said it.

Can I give you guys a little bit of a spoiler since you're not big cereal people? It's essentially what fucking Honey Nut Crunch is with the flakes. So like if you took... It's not the Honey Nut. Like, nope. But they make different variations of the Honey Nut Crunch. Strawberry, whatever, all these different things. It's the same. They have clusters of shit, which is basically Grape Nuts. It's not as concentrated, but it's the same concept I haven't had grape nuts since I was young and I was like this sucks and I was like I'm never eating this again I feel like I would have like right now younger Shaun is kicking my ass like he fucking hates me he's like you fucking had a chance to vote people listen to you and that's who you picked and right now I'm going yep so you know what Carlson you're right apparently among us old people grape nuts is in I'm going to buy a box next time at the store and just try Did he like it?

Do they still make drink nuts? I don't know. I'm saying if I see it, I'm going to buy it. I'm going to buy it, too. Yeah. I'll split it with you. I don't want a whole box. Fuck you guys. Well, if it's good, I want the whole box. Let's do it. Again, once I get on a kick, I eat the whole box in two nights or not. All right. So last one. God, we're late. All right. We got to get rid of it. We're good. No, I know. I know. Second round goes fast. Shredded wheat. Plain shredded wheat. Not mini. Just shredded wheat and Reese's puffs. puffs i'm at 100 shredded wheat reese's puffs i don't like that reese's puffs there's a way to make shredded wheat though there's what a way to make sure we dust the sugar over it no oh you you put a little bit of butter on it and some milk and you warm up the microwave and it turns into like a what oh yeah it's that's a that's i never knew that that's an oatmeal type of thing versus a It's not really oatmeal It's a shredded wheat way to eat I loved shredded wheat because I grew up I lived with my grandparents At times And my grandpa ate it all the time And once they introduced Shredded mini wheats That was way better But I grew up on that and I fucking loved it I just dusted some sugar over it I'm going to make you some shredded wheat sometime This is now trumped the tuna casserole I just want your fun shredded wheat Somebody keep a note around here because the second episode, we need to know what's going on.

I'm going shredded weed on this one. I just never liked Reese's Puffs so much. I never did either. But I can't believe that just got beat by shredded weed. Everybody's losing their mind. It's three dudes in their 40s. It's not that shocking. I don't really care about Reese's Puffs, so I'm good. Yeah. I like it. All right. Go back to this side. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Frosted Flakes. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Even though Frosted Flakes is fucking good. it is good that's frustrating mmm I have to go cinnamon toast crunch yep and that really that truly comes down to I will drink the milk versus not frosted flakes love fucking love frosted flakes so good you know why because they're great totally nice one of the best ones nice work Tony one of the best episodes of Friends and he's like because it's great yeah Captain Crunch, Crunch Berries, or Kix?

What? There's no regular Captain Crunch. Let's be honest, Crunch Berries is better than normal Captain Crunch. Just like there was no Cinnamon Toast Life. I have a struggle with that. I know my decision and it comes down to So it's Crunch Berries and what? Kix. Do you want me to go? 100% Kix because Crunch Berries still tear up my mouth like it has to be crunch berries for me i would take crunch berries over kicks every day you gotta set it call it down i actually prefer captain crunch over crunch berries but i'm an outsider here for both those over i'm the i'm the masochist that likes to murder my mouth i guess my thing is i haven't had kicks literally since i was a child but i've had crunch berries way sooner than them and it's way better than i remember kicks being so i like i have to go that kicks is a very basic flavor it's vanilla it's like not even it's just it's very like i don't know sometimes missionary gets the job done all right like hey i'm a huge fan like i am of kicks i had to stop and be like wait we're not a patron right this isn't a patreon episode but we're getting some insights here kicks all right delivers every time these are these are kind of close so this is gonna be fruity pebbles or tricks tricks ah fuck i don't know fruity pebbles i'm gonna go for

the milk it's the milk man yeah but the milk is even better with my buddy's pebbles Yeah, because Tricks Tricks are longer to leak in Pretty Pebbles milk is way better than Tricks milk I love Tricks But Tricks commercials are good But they don't matter Tricks for kids They have gone They have gone to They have gone to fucking crazy levels Trust me, I thought that when I said it Have you had Tricks lately? I have not No, because they switched over now There's no bunny anymore And the Tricks are for kids wait what what there's no bunny at all the bunny's still on there but not like it's not like a major that's the one now they're like they don't have the the dye and shit so they oh yeah yeah so like when you look at the fruit clusters in it they're just all basically they're all very sad they're like purple reddish it's just sad like you look at the box you're like god but it tastes really good still. But in my head, they showed it on the box. I'm like, at least you can fly on the box.

Which is funny because we learn like dye is so bad. We're like, no. It doesn't look cool. It's funny. I'm all pro that until I go to the cereal. I go, who the fuck would buy that? I'm like, why are these bananas purple?

No, keep ejecting them with fucking beet juice or whatever you were doing. Yeah. All right. frosted mini wheats this is tough honey nut cheerios kind of hate them both you hate both of them I actually really like this matchup I like this matchup because they're both on the healthier side you're going to take my vote well hold on we might not need we'll see they're both on the healthier side and I like the matchup a lot this makes a lot of sense and it's close I have to say for my personal i know mine personal opinion i'm gonna say frosted mini wheats same i i fucking love honey nut cheerios i do but i'm gonna say there's some about the frosted so what are you doing frost mini wheats i or i buy more roasted mini wheats that's what i need you for a minute yeah i also need fiber because i'm old as okay now now you're getting old that we don't care about all right frosted mini wheats verse a honey nut cheerios i'm not cheerios baby okay good that makes sense that makes sense yeah so he was you yeah yeah as soon as as soon as you have to worry about it i am saying because i hate them both yeah okay yeah but we both went the other one but they were the other i see you lost but all right honeycombs cocoa pebbles cocoa pebbles honeycombs honeycombs all day

suck it eric that's fine cocoa crispies so the rice krispies with the chocolate you know the one's better than cocoa pebbles or oh lucky charms lucky charms all day they're magically delicious They really are.

Lucky charms. So glad we killed all the chocolate cereals. I know. Is there any left? I'm like, I was just looking at it. I'm like, they're good for a while. Then you get to an answer. I can't eat this. I can at least fake other stuff that it's okay for me. The bowl is full of chocolate. I can't eat this. Why do you think I love life? It's just wheat. But there's something about it where I'm like, I fucking just love it. I can just eat it. You have a couple you left. Crispix. I know. Rice Chex. I went through those, but they all taste the same. That's why I left them out. Chex are interesting. There also five flavors of every Chex Chex are really made for Chex Mix Right Apple Jacks Golden Grahams Golden Grahams Apple Jacks Golden Grahams Fuck off Apple Jacks or Golden Grahams?

Apple Jacks. Or Collins. Collins. Who are we calling? I already wrote it down. Fuck's sake. It's so good. You can't beat Golden Grahams. Who are we calling? The only thing that can beat Golden Grahams. is a one seed it should have not i disagree i disagree here's totally disagree you know why it wasn't it was not a one seed on any single by the way you know i bet beyond a list of the cereal guy isn't he yeah okay yeah so while you're calling him here's some things man fucking cereal i didn't realize i was so passionate about right um when it comes to cereal two things that are like added benefits outside of just the general bowl is, will you drink the milk, but also, would you take a handful of the cereal and put it in your mouth dry?

I'm calling Caden. How many cereals would you just put into your mouth dry? Say, turn it up and put it to that. Yeah. There's not a lot, but like Golden Grams is one. Golden Grams, so I'll fucking swish that around my mouth. Goddamn right. Make it taste like it.

oh i don't think i was like i don't think it's gonna happen what was weird there was like a blank spot but yeah it's move to the next one we'll find a caller hello hello hello i'll call tj oh that's a good one just because he had called me today like actually a little bit ago let's see if he answers and if not we'll have to figure this out and i know tj's passionate about cereal which is key this is this is one you could ask aaron like i could ask her all right see if she answers we'll give it one more otherwise we gotta rochambeau for this fucking thing well what'd you guys pick you put golden grams and apple jacks yeah yeah what the fuck do you want i know i'm i'm kind of waiting for this because i've never called her you've called her which works great hi you've reached all right hold on should i what the fuck i got sent a voicemail thank you have a good day

love you aaron aaron you're on the podcast and you didn't answer me love you so anyway yeah we are we are split now we are two and two so let's all right we're gonna lean to you guys golden grams it was your you guys are very passionate about this we can always come back we can call someone else like what i will say i have a few more to go through i i know you were making the call oh aaron's calling back here we go oh there we go there we go all right honey you're on the podcast i'm on the podcast yeah you are so okay we are between we're doing a bracket it's between golden grams and apple jacks and apple jacks oh no absolutely not it's going to be golden grams No, no, no. What was in the background?

That's Audrey. Audrey, you're wrong. You didn't call Audrey for her opinion. You called Aaron Allen. You're right. You're goddamn right we did, Aaron. Audrey. Stay strong, Audrey. Okay, Aaron, can you explain why you're Golden Grahams?

Okay, so Golden Grahams over Apple Jacks because Golden Grahams doesn't get as soggy as Apple Jacks. And because Apple Jacks is just not as good. It's just not as good tasting. And it tastes more artificial. And I believe that the milk is better with Golden Grahams than it is with Apple Jacks. Nailed it! That's what I said is milk taste afterwards. Will I drink the milk? And also will you eat it dry? Like I would eat Golden Grahams dry. I'll eat it dry. Okay. Sounds so much dirtier when she says it. Here's the deal that nobody picked up on was both your kids in the background went Apple Jacks. I know.

They both didn't say Apple Jacks. They both went Apple Jacks. They both went, yeah. Shut up, kids. Go to bed. You have a school tomorrow. Go to bed, kids. Thank you, Aaron. Love you, honey. Thank you. All right. Bye. Bye. All right. Next up, Raisin Bran shredded wheat. Normal shredded wheat. Raisin Bran. Raisin Bran. Raisin Bran. Yeah. Yeah. shred we had his day it got lucky to get to round two so yeah you know i had fun with our grandparents it was the last second shot yeah like close yeah yeah okay all right i'm gonna start back here because that one so honeycombs lucky charms lucky charms lucky charms easy should be in the finals for sure what's that lucky terms is gonna be in the finals for me for sure It's in the final four.

Golden Grahams Raisin Bran. This one pisses me off. I'm Raisin Bran 100%. Because I fucking voted against goddamn... I have to say Golden Grahams because of my feelings about it as a cereal. But I love Raisin Bran. I love Raisin Bran so fucking much. But if you ask me you're on a fucking desert island and there's 365 days, what are you going to eat more? It's Golden Grahams. Raisin Bran is in my top three Raisin Bran is like Stew or chili Or fucking You're not wrong Or chicken or pork But you know what? Golden Grimm's is that little Sloot that comes over every now and then It's like hey you want some of me?

She's the one that leaves a little fucking kicker sore in your mouth That's exactly what that is Hey would you like some Raisin Bran With a little extra honey and some sugar? Sweet Yes please all right cinnamon toast crunch captain crunch berries oh cinnamon toast crunch but that isn't easy i have to go crunch berries i fucking hate it i want to do cinnamon toast you don't have to worry about it because it's cinnamon it's 100 cinnamon toast crunch okay now what are we getting to Fruity Pebbles or Frosted Mini Wheats Fruity Pebbles I love Frosted Mini Wheats it doesn't matter what I say now it was honestly I'm disappointed in some of these fucking people Fruity Pebbles is a one seed for sure that's the crazy thing it wasn't but yeah I agree so we're at the final four just read the final four Final Four, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Lucky Charms Fruity Pebbles Golden Grams By the way, I feel like this is a stellar Final Four But I want you to read then What you thought were the number one seeds Oh, so Cinnamon Toast Crunch Fruity Pebbles Or no, Honey Nut Cheerios Fruit Loops Reese's Puffs So you only got one of the And that's based off the other brackets I saw

yeah yeah yeah okay and like this final four all right let's go i think this is perfect read it up yep what do you got so cinnamon toast crunch or fruity pebbles oh i'm gonna go cinnamon toast crunch but that is a that's me fruity pebbles what are you googling the recipe no i'm actually i'm sorry i'm looking up who are the manufacturers are all these because i'm going to get my toast crunch so like all day that you guys win are you not or do you want to throw it in just to give it the pebbles a shot or what well he already said fruity pebbles i said pretty people unless we want if we want to tie it up so it's fruity pebbles golden graham cinnamon toast crunch for time wise we're not let's go we're cinnamon toasted who is the other one the fourth one Well here we're about to find out in a second Lucky Charms and Golden Grahams Lucky Charms 100% Lucky Charms I'm going Golden Grahams I know it doesn't matter but I think Golden Grahams is so fucking good You know he's going Lucky Charms I know How are you going to turn on our heritage You know what I waited until this long Go fuck yourself Golden Grahams I know if we're going to make it to the final four and then you're going to turn on me, then so be it. Golden Grahams and fucking Timothee's approach are 5%

off each other. They're so close. I have to say Golden Grahams. I'm sorry. Now you really pissed me off. Lucky Charms because it's like You just said Lucky Charms. No. No, he didn't. He said fucking Golden Grahams. I said Golden Grahams. So now you really pissed me off. I love Lucky Charms because You were the vote. I don't care about his dumbass vote. You're the vote that fucking did that. I think it's better. Also, it helps that I have diabetes. there's a lot of sugar every fucking cereal is worth it I know there's more there's marshmallows in there as we're figuring this out I'm not trying to extend it too far but I wanted to like double check this and that's why I'm on my phone what brands own these for I thought it was like pretty close it was all of them but I was wrong it's General Mills and Post oh yeah yeah so General Mills owns Golden Grahams Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Lucky germs so they owe the finals too fruity pebbles yeah post does yeah yeah and we don't have post here but we do have general mills am post malone no and well it's pepsico but then it's quick rose all right so final vote cinnamon cinnamon toast crunch and golden graham cinnamon toast crunch golden grams all day really i would take golden grams over any cereal we will the phone it's cinnamon toast crunch for me do you want to pull in the logan logan logan is the final

final final golden grams and cinnamon toast crunch that's where you landed yeah man you guys did this all wrong i feel like that's actually a really good landing no it's true it's kind of mid what do you got they're too close yep there you go they are close they're not close they're very close close they're the same cinnamon crunch is better but they are very close same shape same texture same okay so if we were to ask you hold on hold on if we would have asked you cinnamon toast crunch or like golden grams is a honey what would you have done that's that's tougher so what'd you say what'd you say i said if we would have asked him like if i if we took this vote out the one there if it was cinnamon toast crunch or lucky charms what what would he do? And he goes, that's tough.

That is. So sugary, sugary versus like hearty. Yeah. That's the only way I can think to say it. I think so Lucky Charms, if you took the marshmallows away, it would be like the worst cereal of all time. Right. But they also did add the best ingredient you could of marshmallows. It's true. Yeah. Yeah. So I think Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a better overall player. Like if I was in the draft, I would want Cinnamon Toast Crunch over because he's going to bring more to the team. He's a double-double every night. You get a double-double every night. He's good in the locker room, good for the culture. Good for the culture, yeah.

At the end of the day, this would have stayed the same. He gets to practice early, goes home late. You're not getting a call at 2 in the am. Very reliable. Yeah, he's just film study on time. He's just reliable. Because you don't want Lucky Charms because you're going to open that box and somebody ate all the marshmallows. What the hell? This isn't reliable. Lucky Charms could score 60 in a night or four touchdowns and also has an arrest record that's pretty, you know, like, yeah. It's exactly, you know, like, it just depends on how many marshmallows you get or how much, you know, the other stuff.

What's up, bro? Just take him on a high-speed chase. Ready to go again. Come get me, motherfuckers. Yeah. Okay. Come get Big Dog. We ended up on Golden Grahams versus Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Yeah. Nobody give a fuck about Golden Grahams. cinnamon toast crunch one but answer this question just for the sake of posterity um cinnamon toast crunch would you drink the milk always yes yes yeah i would too would you eat it by the handful dry would you just take that cereal out of the box eat it dry yeah yeah it wouldn't be my first dry one but yes i would yeah yeah so now let's do the same for golden grams.

I wouldn't even fucking let golden grams in my house. So like, I mean, that's I'm out for that. They are so close. What are you talking about? Box? Look at the stupid box. Like it's so, they're basically the same. They're not. It's a honey base and a cinnamon based. It's so good. And I would eat them dry. I would fucking. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? I'm going to drive. Yeah. Like I, I, they are so close to saying, it doesn't matter. the actual this is the first time the fucking true the true stallion one it did i believe by the way i only asked the questions for posterity so here's the thing also i'm not mad about the result sure i i fucking love golden grams and i'm sad that they all do and while i did this i looked through fucking ask kara 30 plus fucking brackets cinnamon toast crutch won 95 of them seriously you know we should have done a thc drink tonight as our drink before we did this because we'd just be well i mean i mean what i'm already the cereal in front of us no i'm saying in general like so then everybody else would have been able to do it on wednesday be like oh you know what i love is me that's actually a good idea so we need to think about that for our share of the video but anyways we have a couple guests we get dude great bracket yeah great great bracket like i love that i hate that we were in the 95 where it's like cinnamon toast crunch one again but it's it's that

good it's that it's that good it is like it is i i support how good it is it's that good i would be curious how how close our top four were in general but cinnamon toast crunch fruity pebbles lucky charms and golden grams yeah i think that's a solid four i really do i think golden grams is slept on like i was shocked there was a lot of them where they didn't put it in it i'm gonna go yeah i'm going i'm like i'm going to get golden grams this week so just to see what i i think i think you're going to be pleasantly surprised you're going to be like i'm so sorry that i said i might be i might be i will admit it if i am can you record yourself when you take your first bites yeah let's put that on the socials it's gonna be the asmr like trump trump and he's gonna be like oh those boys was right yeah oh that honey and that graham i know for a fact i'm not gonna hate it yeah it's just gonna be like i just don't i don't it i question your life well i'm right i'm just not i'm not a honey-based guy like the honey i'm not either that's the thing but that's like that's how i lead i am a more of a cinnamon based guy or a fruit yeah guy than i am a honey based guy this is it's not honey though that's saying it's something with like the wheat and like a little bit of honey flavor like it's a unique flavor the intention is to be like honey grams as far as like honey graham crackers sure like

But it's compressed in the texture, and it's not. I literally would take this cereal with a marshmallow and chocolate over an actual s'more. Yeah. Because it's so much better. The compression, the sweetness, it's all perfect. Yep. All right. Well, we hope you all enjoyed it. We hadn't done a bracket in a while, so we had to do another one. So good, buddy. We love you guys. So fucking good that you put that together. Nice work. Yeah. Do you got a joke for us or no? No.

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