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Movie Quotes / Silencers / Speakerphone in Public

The guys are back together on "We're Still Cool, Right?" and they're wasting no time cracking open some wild drinks from Benz Beverage Depot — including Green Chartreuse, which basically tastes like grandpa's…

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The guys are back together on "We're Still Cool, Right?" and they're wasting no time cracking open some wild drinks from Benz Beverage Depot — including Green Chartreuse, which basically tastes like grandpa's aftershave. Erik's officially back after his "big money" absence, and the crew celebrates with a killer collaboration stout. Between sips, they debate whether silencers are cool, roast people who blast speakerphone in public, and explore a fun new movie quote addition to the podcast. Just dudes hanging out, drinking, and keeping it real.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Hope you got a big trunk cuz I'm putting my bike in it We've said that so much today, but I still I feel like I've said you've definitely said that before Damn it! Then hold on let me start over Your gun is digging in my hip there. That was my back Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, and when I say welcome back I mean from all of us because we missed Erik, and you know what we paid him enough money I can't believe we worked out the contract. Yeah, we fucking got him back the negotiations to drove We basically have dodger money. You know like he's back. Yeah, we'll hold out Yeah, I mean we're all fucking broke, but he's making you know 10 grand an episode. I'm here for at least another year It's fine Really mess with the cap though Yeah, me and Shaun are fucking ramen noodles over here, and he's in tomahawks. There's no cap space We're always drinking fucking Bud Light Bush light. He's got fucking stouts Every time he brings a drink, you can't pronounce half the shit that's in it.

But we're over here. Literally. But I'll share it with you. This looks like Mutagen from the Ninja Turtles if it was not slimy. You know what I mean? Do you think we could trade him for another player? Could we trade him for Deck Diaries? Yeah. That'd be fun.

Tab and Megaworth way more than he is. Well, that's true. Maybe we do a two for one. Schulte would do it just because he feels bad for us. We'll deal with that. Love you guys. Oh, local podcast draft would actually be sick. Oh my god, how fun would that be? Hold on, that's like Erik's dream, like getting traded to the Super Bowl winning team. If we check out.

You act like he's a Chiefs fan or something, it's crazy. Mark's like coming to us and be like, yeah, fucking trade me all day, I'll go over. I can make... Please, can I go to Confuse Breakfast? I can make drinks for people making money? Awesome. Exactly! It's true. Anywhere where Shaun and I don't have to be the bartenders, it's a win for that podcast.

Anyway, we're back for another one. We got the whole crew back together again, and if you see these drinks and you're wondering like, what the fuck are they drinking? We don't know. We don't know. This is all Erik. This is what I know. Erik said, based on our last podcast... That came out today. Well, yeah, today the... What is today? We're recording on Wednesday. It came out today. Yes, and he was not on that one. He said, I have the drink. And he goes, this is going to be based on what you guys said. And I'm like, I have no idea what that is. Anyway, but what's it sponsored by? Benz Beverage Depot.

Benz Beverage Depot. Hold on. 5017 of that. Give Shaun 45 to 60 seconds. Yeah, sorry. He hasn't even tried it yet. 5017 of that, Big Green Building. That's right. Kind of looks... Okay, so... We stopped in there today. So Erik and I have been biking today in case you're wondering why he's wearing weird shoes with spikes on the bottom of them. He's a hardcore biker. Ripping up carpet here. I'm just a sweaty bastard. But like, yeah. So we stopped in there and he bought these, but I don't... I know what one of them is. I don't know what the other one is. Yeah. So I... When I was thinking of a drink today, I was like, I want to...

You guys did a good job with the episode last week. Did we? Well, it's gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. Exactly. but I was like you know there's a little bit of the front like ah fuck this guy he's gone and then there's the oh well he's being a sweet husband so no I said that was unrelated to Aaron's birthday so on an unrelated note Aaron's birthday's today happy birthday but the drink I'm giving you is a little bit of punch in the dick and a little bit of dessert to follow so so you're saying we punch you in the dick and then we're sweet after okay okay I'll take that i appreciate you guys yeah so first they're sour then they're sweet that's what it is yeah but what i will say is one of these you've had before and one of them you've not at least i assume i i know at least mike has had black velvet toasted caramel yeah i don't know that i have but i got an idea black velvet by itself not good it's all black velvet toasted caramels the dessert so the green follower the green is the punch and the dick punch and you know what i don't know if you'll think that maybe you'll like it but this is god it smells so terrible so this is green chartreuse it is is meant for cocktails it's very similar to for now in the scent more for net because malort like overpowers everything you would never put that in a real cocktail for net you could put in a cocktail because it has like bittering and whatever being green or no this is herbal that's the way that i would describe it it's an italian herbal liqueur and

so it's very like it's made by so the original green chartreuse is made by monks in italy and they're the only ones that make it i bet they just get fucking hambo the one because you can't even get it anymore like it's so hard to get there's a new york place that is making an alternative which is close how do you get drunk and keep your mouth shut where do you right where do you think enlightenment comes from god i know where it comes from for me i just didn't know that yeah but then how do you not say anything i would say this is all right fellas we got i got some shit i gotta get us we can't shut the fuck up shut the fuck up and then you throw a little bit of booze on me and then it's like jesus can i can i tell you guys smell it like put your nose in it and take a deep, deep smell.

It burned my nostrils. For the record, this is also a significant amount. It's not a shot. It's not a shot. It's a lot. Thank you. That's why I said they're both like, that's a shot. I'm like, shut up. Damn it, Logan. You know what it reminds me of? My grandpa's aftershave. Yeah. I thought it smelled like it was aftershave. God, what was that on all of our grandpa? Like the fucking- And Logan, I didn't punish you with this, so you're welcome. Yeah, I appreciate it. Thanks. We'll share the beer with you. I figured you did not want this. and it was green also brute aftershave that's exactly what this smells like and looks like it literally i would recommend shooting this so no i'm gonna sip no i'm not no i'm not cheers to bag being back oh my god i'm gonna need some close-ups i feel like i ate kind of like a christmas tree it's like i had like a little bit of a christmas tree for the mike's really struggling oh god that's really bad that's the worst by far i mean it's that is the worst for that it is way worse my eyes are watering that's a real kick in the dick punch in the dick whatever it is that's not good you're welcome and it's lingering on my back molars look at my i literally my eyes are like they're either they feel bloodshot and my tongue is tingling i have a fat tongue now it does kind of taste like christmas it tastes exactly like

christmas and grandpa's aftershave if christmas morning was a flavor that's it right there like when you open up and you got aftershave and all right so you gotta you gotta chase her okay this is an this is this is the toasted i'm i've just caught that my face is like a pained sympathy face yeah cuz you're just watching going watching you like you want some he's got more no thanks this is great I'm just gonna sip on this I wish I would have sipped on it that was really bad Erik your fucking bench for a loud so I'm I'm going to send Matt and Benz a strongly worded email for selling this stuff.

It is. No. By the way, I understand it's probably good in something. That's what I wanted to say. We need to figure out. I want to try something where it's supposed to be good in. Okay. You know what I mean? Next time we have that bottle here. We have a bottle. We should make whatever. I will do that. There's a very classic cocktail. Okay. So you guys have had the, you remember the paper plane? I did the paper plane. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like the, sorry. Go ahead. The paper plane was like the fancy cocktail in the glass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. Yeah. So the base cocktail that the paper plane is based on is called The Last Word, and Green Chartreuse is in The Last Word.

Okay. Let's have that so I can at least have a shot of what the goal was when they made this. Fair enough. For the record, Erik and I have been biking today. Yeah. We've had some beers. like we're not wasted because we we sweated a lot out because we you know we worked hard on those bikes today but that is still just so bad like you think like after a few drinks and maybe that is really bad like again i like sean just said i'm excited to try it and be like oh this is what it was meant for that's i would way i would rather do a drink half malort half for net and i'd be 10 times happier than that and and you know i went into the liquor store i didn't know what i was doing i decided that no he made this up on the spot we were walking i go what are you looking for he goes i'll let you know and he's like look around i'm like biggest fucking dumpster liquor you could find like well he i'll know it when i see it i told him what i was doing well he goes i'm like he told me after he grabbed it i was like he's like one of them's a punch the dick then the one's like i love you guys and i'm like i don't i still didn't understand why but now it makes sense but he's looking around and he's like there it is and i'm like there's what he's like just don't worry about it i'm like i go it's fucking green man like what is that he pulled the bottle i'm like what the fuck is that i've never heard of that again let alone yeah so but we highly recommend it they sold it by the way this is what you know what we are gonna make a drink with it and we'll test it from there listen it's good for it's around for a reason so i think if we make it the right drink it might i'm curious to see what that tastes like cleared my sinuses yeah i am feeling like maybe they'll keep that around if i got a cold to fucking power that

thing yeah we're good to go clear it out i still feel like i'm crying the sinuses yeah yeah and mike was when we were looking at it he was like oh they make a fernet menta yeah did you know that they had fernet but it was green i'm like what but it was like fernet menta i go they have a fucking mint fernet menta is not this but it's but i feel like that's already minty it's probably more because there's way more when i describe for out to people i go it's not good but there's like a five percent little mint at the end of it yeah that's why i like it's good that's why i like it five percent more than malort well i see i'm not a huge you know i'm not the biggest mint on that one but whatever hey i was hoping he just grabbed a bottle of fucking rumplemints and we called it good because i love that stuff i did think about the that would have been awesome oh no they uh yeah yeah they had one sitting up there i was like yeah we could do that by the way we still for the record because we confirmed this night we still have some bottles available at ben's uh we confirmed with uh oh my god sorry i'm like not matt there was someone else there and i know his name but i'm blanking on it um that we still have some bottles left and there's some little uh freebies under the bottles if you go there uh you'll see something grab one for yourself and stop in stop in down to ben's they'll give you a sample yep uh if you want to try it out they usually have sample bottles of it and pick one up.

It's fantastic. It's been going well. There's still some left. We had a whole barrel. I need to actually get some more because I burned through mine. I got a giveaway. I got to do so. I just said that. We were leaving. I was like, I bought six bottles. I go, I only have one more. One I gave away for the giveaway, but I was like, one I'm keeping and I'm never opening. I go, I think I'm going to buy six more. before I bought one about one I have six left Oh, we're in the same ballpark That's true. That's true. So So what we're saying is it's fucking good. Yeah, you know Yeah, I'm hot since yeah, I'm hot. We need some fans in here. Yeah, the talent needs to cool down. Yeah Logan come blow on I don't I don't I don't I don't for you but the cleaning outside. It's true. They can come in songs are blown yeah on me not yeah anyway go ahead yes so anyway it's good to have us all back we're all here again we have a lot of weird fun weird shit to talk about so uh should i just get into it or you're already cracking that jesus christ eric's like i've been gone for a month let's fucking get going i feel like this fits in the right segment so let's do this and we can sip on it throughout the episode it's not a okay explain what this is so remember this goes back to eric cleaning out his cellar yep i've been cleaning out my cellar i've been out for a little bit and the i think even the

last episode i was in yeah you didn't i fucking forgot like i yeah i was like behind that's the only fucking reason why i showed up you didn't have it so guys we know what we're doing over here and I remember you were talking about the episode last week about how like you're not big on all the beers but if it's fucking dessert no this is good look at the label it's like macaroons on the label it's pretty dope I saw it when I walked in and that's how I knew it was dimensional I was like I have not had this one so I'll talk about it here in a minute I'm going to pour it and give it to you guys that was a heavy pour for that size bottle I'm calling it right now but i you're right i'll figure it out it's like i'll take the small one if needed i know a thing or two because i've done a thing or two by the way eric i just realized we still have i don't think so at all oh maybe i'm wrong i think i think i was right i think you stepped on the giant's toe here for a minute look at this maybe that seemed way too big this is like the bottomless barrel here it's perfect what are you a magician i am a magician all right here we go pass those down I'm going to take one to Logan.

We still have to bike all the way home from where we are right now. That's fine. Hey, I'm a professional. I know you are. Are you a professional? By the way, kids, don't try this at home. The only reason I'm biking home after this is because I'm with Erik. Because I have no choice. So we biked with shout out to our friends Matt and Hillary. We biked with them today. And they hadn't biked in a while. I don't bike a whole lot. Like Erik got me into it. But we're biking and they're like, what do you want to do? I'm like, I do whatever Daddy Erik says, because Erik is the biking guru. But he's going back, keep up, goddammit, let's go.

But I was like, no, whatever. We got to go, we got to go, we got to go. I'm doing it. The train is coming. We got to get over those tracks. No, by the way. I'm not the hurry the fuck up guy. I'm like, hey, let's slow the fuck down and drink more. Yeah, let's just chill out, relax. Let's have a good time. But man, the fucking construction downtown was like, it was ridiculous. Oh, because the railroad tracks and shit are all fucked up. They're pulling them all out. Yeah. It was crazy. Like, every street we were on, they were pulling the wood out. Oh, they're just replacing it. They've got to be replacing them.

Those things, the trains go up and down all day long. Yeah, there's no way. Dude, we were like zigzagging. But how are they doing the entire downtown? We couldn't even get through. They're probably doing it because of how busy it is. They've got to do it kind of all at once. It's got to be like all or none. They can't be like two mid-mines. But the time they were... I don't care if you have somewhere to go, Erik. This is not... I mean, I was on a bicycle so I could get there, but I'm thinking of cars. I remember working down there. When were we going to the Frog? It was like 2? 3? No, 3.30 or so.

And that's when they're doing it. Every street, they had it shut down. I'm like, we couldn't do that at, I don't know, 4 a.m. This is a midnight job, all right? Right, yeah. So anyway. All right, I'm going to tell you guys about the Ford Danes. Ford Danes. This one's been out for a bit. It's a little bit older. It's been sitting in my cellar. But it is a inspired pastry stout rested on coconut macaroons honey roasted almonds chocolate covered coconut and Ecuadorian cocoa nibs Can I tell you something quick? It's like me. It's just all nuts, baby. I will say. It's all nuts. I'm not getting this.

Y'all brains, not enough cock and balls. I'm reading. You're the opposite. You're all fucking cock and balls. I'm reading a line of text right here, and i'm not giving it enough credit uh dimensional did this as a collaboration with a danish brewery and a couple other places they did it's four different breweries involved in the collaboration is that where we get the four danes from yeah hell yeah that's awesome amazing they did it they they put in like crazy amount of work and this is not even a barrel aged stout but it is phenomenal four danes is that the four danish is that what that's yeah so four danes the idea is it's four breweries but then at least two of them are danish i'm pretty sure well hey shout out to mentrel everyone knows we love them uh i'll openly say it it's one of my favorite breweries in the state like hopefully shane will put in the comments why why i'm wrong about the four games thing that's fine yeah please please you're up buddy yeah clear this up for us so everybody knows try this and cheers to eric's beer cellar we love you guys eric welcome back you for the green thing this might be the best one i really love it it's really good it's not alcohol it's just it's sir it's not a barely look at me look at me logan it's just nuts it's just nuts it's what if there were nuts in my mouth yeah but they were look at look at me honestly if nuts tasted like this it wouldn't be tough to get them in mouths we'd all be gay that's fair no kidding too far yeah no this is fucking delicious

i like obviously i'm a stout whore and i love barrel aged stouts and stuff and yeah like you can watch this and like it's not motor oily coating the glass but it does kind of drink like a barrel aged like taste wise but it's not like it's you know it's not super thick that's fucking delicious. That is a I wish. No, the nuts are appropriately thick. Yeah. They're appropriately. Hey, can you isolate that for a clip? I'd appreciate that. Sure. Whatever you want. Whatever does it for you. Awkward. So the drinks are strong. God, it's like Erik hasn't been here in ages. Are we celebrating what's going on? Jesus Christ.

By the way, guys, can I drop some new news? I'm pregnant. No, not that. But we are kind Celebrating I got good news. It's weird. It's weird that somebody didn't make that awkward when you It's true, but I got to say that I have not announced it. I got good news I start a new venture on Monday by the time this comes out I'll already have started it, but you don't get a goddamn job before sundown We're shipping you off the military school with the goddamn fecal steam shit kid You son of a bitch! Hold on. If anyone remembers Cheech and Chong, you can work your head to those goddamn bananas!

Congratulations, buddy. We're crushing it. We're all employed again. For the record, I never stopped getting paid. It wasn't without a job. Logan loves it because he's getting paid.

Hey, horn is the oldest profession in the books. You did well, buddy. Now you're moving on. Leave that quarter on the night stand when you leave. With the video that we have and the audio, we have Logan's finger guns there. I know. See, there's so many reasons I want a camera on him. We need some of that. Even when it's recording, if there was a little box-in-box thing and you just see him going like pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, I think he'd be so fucking funny. Like cartoon Logan doing finger guns. Yeah, and by the way, also, everyone misses him when the intro song's playing, when it's like the drum beat.

He's like, do-do-do-do-do. Every week he does that, and I'm like, I wait for it. I'm like, there he is. He's got four go-tos, and we see him every week. And no one else gets to, and that sucks. You get that, you get a gun, you get up, come on. But only four. Only four. Actually, now's a good time. I do have something new for you. I would like to hear the board. Tell us what's up. Not to take away from your news. No, I did. I was leading you into that, yes. Yeah, so I added more stuff to the board. Yes. Oh, no. We've been talking about it for a long time. But we just needed more because now we've decided we're voting and officially affirming whether something is cool or not cool.

Yes. Oh, fair. And we needed more, I think, things to definitively say what our vote is. We need to be able to get off topics so you can be like, it's done, fellas. You voted. But I do like the – This is true. I agree. But I like the nailing it like this is done. That's what I hate. It's nailed. What I did was I found a website where I could download a bunch of quotes from movies that all have the word cool or not cool in them. I want to hold your hand. I think I'm going to love this. Hold my hand. I think I'm going to love this so much. Hold his hand, too. So I added 18 different movie quotes.

18? Here's the first one I'm holding so hard. That are positive. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Stay with me. Hold on. No, listen. Did you hear that? Shaun's dick just hit the underside of the table. Holding their hands aggressively hard. i feel weird that he's hard and he's holding my hand that's what i feel weird about i don't money this is just another thursday i added 18 different audio quotes from movies um you are so excited all for the cool and then i added 14 more for not cool all right give me the first one okay so i can drop this but here's the thing yet i added them all to the board but i didn't label them okay so i know which ones are cool i know which ones are not cool but we'll just get a random one every time I am so excited.

If you want to hear a couple of them right now, we can do that. Give me a number between 1 and 18. 15. That sounds cool. Hold on. What movie is that? Do you know even? I kind of. I kind of remember, but not really. It was so fast. That is Marilyn Monroe. Oh, that's old, old. Okay. That sounds cool. Okay, you can hear it now. It's like a young Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, talking about a martini. Wanting a martini. For the record, she didn't live very long. So, yeah, she was young. How about out of how many? 18? There's 18 cool ones and 14 not cool ones. I want 18. My son's 18. Good job. That's cool.

Adam Sandler? Yes. Was it? Big Daddy. Nice, buddy. That's so good. I was thinking McConaughey. Yeah. You can wipe your ass by yourself. Yeah, thank you. Good job. That's cool. Big Daddy? Yeah. Isn't that that? Yeah, okay. Yeah. All right. Hit it again because everyone's going to want to know that they heard the same thing. Good job. That's cool. Yeah. Now you hear it. Let's see. Yeah, you're right. Give me a number.

Five. Cool. I know that one. Oh, fuck. Do it again. That was so fast. Yeah. Oh, now I can't do it. Because the board's doing that thing. Cool. Oh, I got to hold it. God, that's so fast. I feel like that's still Adam Sandler. Yeah, it feels like I was going to say it again, but I don't know. It's from an animated film. I'm out.

Shaun Inslee, I give up. It's Eddie Murphy. Oh, okay. It's the donkey. The donkey. Okay. Oh! What do you think? I meant... Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went through it. I'm on board with that. I'm on board with that. I like that. I like that a lot. Cool. Cool. Now I can hear that 100% when you say that. It's just so fast. Yeah, yeah. Let's give it number nine. Here, I'll give you a not cool number nine. Oh, you know? I know the cool and not hold on so there's not is there nine and nine like out of 18 there's 18 cool ones and 14 not cool. Oh, holy shit. Oh There's a lot. Oh, so you were just with you know what just just start hitting them and we'll see if we can guess Yeah, here's a not cool number nine. Are you sure it's cool?

No, it's not cool. It's Tommy boy. Yeah, it's Chris. No I Are you sure it's cool? Oh, yeah, no, it's not cool He's a not cool you just can't find any way to be cool. Can you?

One more time so familiar, but I don't know that's from you just can't find any way to be cool. Can you? You know why I love this? There's people at home losing their fucking... Jody right now is flipping tables. I don't know what this is. We're going through every one of these because you are so right. If I'm listening right now, I'm locked. Yeah, I would lose my mind. I don't know what that one is. You don't either.

I'm trying to see if I can find the key. Hey, hold on. Let me find my spreadsheet. I don't have a spreadsheet. I just have where I downloaded them all really fast. You didn't even number him to it? Cause like, that would be really hard No, I really didn't track it I just threw him in there I'm so fucking excited that you did this I know Bonus time! Thank you We're signing him to new contracts We might as well give you a bonus here too That's true Love it I don't know But are we cool? Not really God, these are hard I think I gotta hear it twice I gotta hear it one more time But are we cool? not really I mean I would guess like shaft or something I was like yeah I don't know oh okay wait hold on this one which one was are you sure that I can remember that you just can't find any way to be cool can you that's from uncle buck was it this one you just can't find any way to be cool can you oh it's when the daughter says it to yeah yeah uncle buck to John candy yeah the oldest daughter that's yeah it must have been yeah I forget the part but yeah I I never got that.

After I hear it, I know the voice, yeah. Here, you know this one. Maybe you know this one? All right. Everything's cool. That's Tommy Boy again. Yeah. They're actually not in order, so I really don't know. I thought that one was a different one. But you're right, that's Tommy Boy. Good Lord, you're a cool, sweet motherfucker, sugar.

Is that Shaft? It's Harlem Nights. Harlem Nights. Oh, you fucker. Yeah, he's been trying to watch the movie. No no no good you get another new sound effect Your cool sweet motherfuckers sugar If there's not another reason to watch the movie after you hear that then there you not now I feel like I have to you have to it wasn't what you said it's now hey wait a minute everything's cool oh that's iron man it's no him who's saying it but it's in uh i'm pretty sure it's do it again that'd be my guess what's his name robert downey jr yeah wait a minute everything's cool it does sound like you think it's robert I think it's Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man.

I don't know which one he's in, but I don't know. That's my guess. What do you guys got? Anything? There's so many. I'm sorry. I don't think so. I should have a track of it. Oh.

Army of Darkness. Oh, that's fucking... Yeah, it's Ash. Who is it? I don't know. I've never even heard of it. Ah, fuck. I can see his face, and I can't think of his name. I know who you're talking about. Yeah, he just retired from the role. Yeah, anyway. Is it a movie? No, it's a horror movie. A B-level. Wait a minute. Everything's cool. That doesn't sound like him, though. It's from Evil Dead, one of the Evil Deads. It just says Army of Darkness. That's what it is, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's Bruce Campbell. Thank you. Yes, that's the actual actor's name. That's the character's name. Right? Or- no, that's the actor's name.

No, that's the actor's name. It's Ash something. Ash something is the character. And I can't think of it. And it's driving me nuts. So I don't want to take up the whole episode, but there's a lot. Please, we're gonna do at least two more. I love it. You want two more? Two more. You can do a good and a bad. Okay. I love that you did this. I do too. By the way. Here, I've got- Hold on, can I say something quick? In case you weren't curious, or- like, if you're not sure, like, do I want to go to a studio or not? This is why. This is why I go to upload media. Good job, buddy. Logan just is on the ball. I know this one for sure If I can get it to play God damn it, it's bored Whoa It's gonna play 18 times now Beavis and Butt-Head That's fucking great I love that one So cool Anything Beavis and Butt-Head?

Yes I fucking hate it. I never watched a show I hated it like when it was on all the time like seriously I really wasn't into it, but now as I'm older like I feel like I watch reruns and I'm just like I could just it's so Everyone knows it So here Whoa Cool 100% yes, I was thinking of like different movie clothes for whatever I wouldn't have thought of that and that's even better because they would he would do that all the time. That's cool So yeah, shout out to Moviesounds.org. I literally went on there and I just searched quotes that you had the word cool or not. Alright, give us one more and then we'll move on.

I don't remember what ones I pushed. Maybe not cool? That does not enhance my cool. What the fuck? It kind of sounds like a... It sounds like something I would say. That does not enhance my cool. It does sound a little nerdy. It's from the Iger sanction, which I've never never yeah, thank God. We would have never got that Not cool. I know that one another animated film do it again not It's like grew or something yeah I pick it up more from the sound that in the background than actually his voice But yeah, it's like the this is hard You realize like those short like like a one-second clip how hard it is to like get a one-word So like when when a radio station does like get this song from this one little like drum kick That's easy because you've heard it a thousand times when it's like one word out of a movie It's pretty fucking hard, but it's also amazing when you know it you fucking know it. You know You're all like you're like feels good when you know you need not yeah, yeah, there's one wasn't here. You definitely know so So, dude, thank you so much.

I'm excited for the more of them to come out. That is so fucking cool. And that's awesome, dude. And I think it's fun that some of them we won't know are coming, and they'll just be like pop in and be like, motherfucker. Do you have it set, though, at least where you know the cools and the not? So you might not know it's random that way, but at least you're not like, we're going to be like, yeah. It'd be kind of funny if he didn't. And he's just like, we're like, all cool? Yeah, cool. And he's like, not cool. Fuck you. Oh They're literally labeled cool one cool two That's awesome and fuck Mike There it is yeah, that's really the majority all the rest of the buttons. That's what they all are We have a fuck Mike button. We have a fuck Shaun by which is mute. We've learned that we don't have a fuck Erik button Yeah. What are we gonna do for that?

Well, I'm gonna- How do you wanna get fucked, buddy? No, don't ask him that, cause he's gonna say weird shit you've never even heard of. It's so polite of you to ask me how I wanted to be fucked. Brilliant. Hey, Erik, look at me. Consent is key. Consent is very important. I was just gonna say that! Neither one of you had consent. I was just gonna say that! No, no, but we love you that much. It's your welcome back show. Consent is key, alright? It's all about consent. Erik, you know what I think about you? I just said it's not that cool to leave me with a hard on, alright? I like that. I don't know which one that was either.

Alright, so... Here it is one more time. I just said it's not that cool to leave me with a hard on. Oh... I like it. That was for a hot note? What is that? I know what it is. I remember it. Hold on. What? Oh, you're thinking? You want it one more time? God. I just said it not that cool to leave me with a hard on alright I right Is it Super Troopers Close It sounds like It not close But it not Don't forget to say close. It sounds like the guy. No. But it sounds like the guy saying that. I don't know why I said it's close. It's not that close. It sounds like the actor saying that, right? Like the guy.

He's like. Which one? He's talking about. Not Farmer. No, the one that's trying to get with the. the free Murray police oh yeah it sounds like him right rabbit Reinhorn rabbit yeah car ramrod yeah it's boogie nights was that Mark that makes sense who is it do you know I haven't seen boogie nights I just remember really you should go home and watch boogie nights you should add that to your movie list it's actually a really good movie you would actually fucking like that just on a different like you would like it from a like a film movie like a film type thing like you would like it from i really much more than the amateur thing that i went at it like this guy has this massive dick that fucks everybody yeah you're like who's the porn star you appreciate the movie though like a different thing like so paul thomas anderson also made one after another last year which i loved so i want to go back and watch more of his films yeah i will say as much as your next watch There's some gratuitous nudity porn aspect to it.

It's a solid film. It's a way better movie then. Yeah. For sure. Hold on. Is that the new light bulb? Or just impressive sound? Yeah. You know what I mean? Throw it out gratuitous. Yeah. We have positive and negative. I'm so tired of that sound. Are you going to do the bling for big words? I can. Right. If you guys sound smart, I'll give you a little award. Don't worry, you've got time You're not going to play it over Alright, let's get into some shit This is not a second episode either As you might be led to believe It's technically not So I'm going to start off Are silencers on guns still cool?

Because I love guns But sometimes I'm like I need a silencer to finish this job You know what I mean? So they're still cool Because I think they're about I hate it when I can only shoot one shot. I'm take off running I'm just saying I'm tired to put a pillow in front of my drone before I do things so it's like I like we're talking about What what's happening? Oh, don't worry We're about to get on a topic that you and I might as well drink we're going on a crazy tangent No, we'll make it quick cuz obviously, you know But but no, I think sensors are cool in movies No in real life in video games. No in real life. Hey, thanks for that really odd You're welcome.

It's all you, buddy. You got this. We talked about this for like a half a second. I'm like, that'd be great to talk about. And Mike's like, I got the opener. I got the opener. That's what you came up with? Boys, I got you. I got you. I'm the hand up Mona Lisa skirt. I am just always just rubbing you guys to get there. I don't even think you were in the room with Mona Lisa. You were the guy that said him and her. We got it. You know what? I'm tired of the sounds. I'm tired of the sounds. You're doing a shit job tonight. all right why don't you lead it off because his opening well in there buddy for the record silencers are still cool but eric get into it we need to do our uh golden eye life i love you buddy we do need to do that really bad so i threw this out to the group in the sense of um wait you didn't like the segue i thought i said it perfectly i mean i appreciate it i I appreciate the help there.

Smooth as butter, baby. So there's been a recent law change around guns where now if you want a silencer, you don't really have to do any paperwork. You can just go to the store and buy one. Show them ID. Make sure that you're a real person. But for non-gun people, you didn't know that that wasn't a thing. No. And there's a lot of non-gun people. So to anyone else, that sounds pretty fucking nuts, right? what's interesting to me is recently i went and bought one before this change happened yeah and you know i did fingerprints all 10 fingerprints id pictures the whole nine yards sent it off to the atf did all that shit waited seven days and got it picked up and actually that was pretty reasonable yeah compared to if you go back like two or three years ago it was that plus two to three hundred dollars plus it took you at least 60 days for the background check all the things like it was crazy so like i did it it was seven days and zero dollars other than the cost of the silencer and just my time and that was it yeah so i did all that and then recently there was a deal with a company lately that sued the atf and basically now there's no which for the record

suing the government and winning is pretty bananas like you don't usually do that and pull it off so like they must have had a good case so currently according to that lawsuit there's no requirement to get a silencer now most most stores are like hey listen we're we understand this happened xyz we're not gonna jump to judgment and just sell you silencers with no identification whatever all that sure the the whole like governmental pro like process aspect is not what i'm trying to ask you guys yeah i think you just had a bigger question yeah the bigger question is like are like silencers on guns cool because like i i wanted one for a specific reason that's why i did it to kill people oh sorry but i thought i said that in my head my bad i'm gonna take that back save that for a minute yeah um no i don't want to do that but basically i wanted to get a 22 silencer for multiple like it's single silencer for multiple guns basically in the sense of i'm in town if i need to like take out a coyote or something in my backyard that's coming after my dog i don't want somebody to ask a question because they're not going to fucking hear it they won't know that i did it i'm not granted i'm not saying like i'm shooting my gun in my backyard regular but if i do nobody fucking knows shouldn't i be allowed to do it yeah literally you're going

to be like click click click right they're not gonna know is that what they're really like i'm just asking a 20 a 22 it's very quiet it's it's like a b you hear the mechanism of the gun more than you hear yeah the round going my thing has been like i get so many like i live in the weirdest part i feel like because i am by the busiest streets but the amount of fucking wildlife like start reading two deer out of my yard today we raccoon skunks skunks is the thing that pisses me off i'd rather shoot one because they're very hard to trap and like if my dog gets sprayed i'm gonna lose my fucking mind so if i i don't want to shoot anything if i don't have to but if a skunk's a mare that's about the only thing i want to shoot okay i i live a little bit more out on the fringe kind of like you yeah i have coyotes literally i have them on video in my backyard sure and you have a dog and i have a dog yeah i'm just like i don't really want to deal with you have a dog and i'm not saying i need to this is a this is a me being a country boy sure wanting guns liking guns yeah i'm not saying everybody needs this i'm just saying this is something i wanted and i was willing to spend the money and the time to do it yeah that's okay what what i think is interesting is that now anybody can do it just because it's kind of scary and i will tell you that the pistol that i have that is a 22 that can fit a silencer on it

also has this very convenient little thing that you can plug into it from a 3d printer that makes it a fucking automatic weapon literally becomes a uzi for the less than less than 400 dollars but now you get here with a silencer you get to kill Multiple skunks. Really quickly. So anyway, I bring it out there because whatever. You should have been there again. Jesus, Shaun, you psycho. God. I deviated the conversation there, but basically it was like what I wanted to bring up to you guys is like guns and silencers. Is it cool? Is it nice? We're not political. This isn't like a fucking whatever. We're just more like it's kind of crazy now that like silencers are a common thing.

because like growing up like you you saw them movies and whatever and you're like oh you like have to have like a special license to have those and i brought it up just because as soon as i bought one somebody goes why did you need that and i was like well i didn't need it i wanted it and i did it for this reason but you're right you know you should have said you should have looked them in the eyes and said for you if you keep asking questions so my opinion about this whole thing which i thought we were going to go a little different direction but like with the silencer as far as that's usually the case well no i'm just thinking what the silencer it's like it's just another part of it like i guess i don't have this big problem with it you know i mean like i've always like i believe that you should be able to have guns i really do you know i mean because i think that just in general like you know i don't like that people are do shitty things with them you know i mean whatever but i do like the i i appreciate where it started from i appreciate why it was in there like what a gun represents and the right power that you still have the you still bear the responsibility of when you what you do with that thing but you i you know um yeah so like you're basically saying and i'm not putting words in your mouth so tell me if i'm wrong but like a shitty person can do shitty things with anything i don't think the gun literally person yeah exactly they just do like they're just gonna do like but to me a silencer and this question is very specific right like so to me I think they made the guns look cool when they used to screw them on and do you know what I mean?

literally! that is our age! I will say the first time I put it on I was like I feel like a fucking assassin if I bought one I would just stand by my door and be like twisted all the time like every time and then I'd take it off and then I'd put it back on like I would just do that in the mirror I'd just be like every time every time I'm imagining Ashley like it's been four hours knock it off Either fucking shoot the thing or get in here. You're like, hold on. I'm an OBD-40 and I screwed it on too many times. Did you hear a noise? Yeah. You're like, I'm never going to shoot it. I just like screwing it on and off.

To me, it's very specific. But if you're at a gun, fuck, I think. That was interesting. He didn't hit his face on it, though. I didn't even do that one. Silencer. He probably hit a button. Did you? Did you? Did I hit a button to just release? Did you hit a different way? No. Did you change my mute? Mechanical. Click. That actually would make sense for calling it the silencer Because it dropped out of your mouth Anyway The point is We're not a gun podcast guys It's kind of crazy that that's even a thing Where it's like they're that easy to get Remember growing up and you saw You just said like screwing on and off We'd watch like an action movie and we're like Oh shit He must be like a seal You know what I mean Every time I'm like the hero always puts it on Exactly Because he's about to kill 40 people and he's by himself. Did you guys see the Like did Steven Seagal ever not have a silencer?

Right. But now you're just like wait fucking Tommy Bob has one in Walmart and you can just buy him? I didn't know that. Did you guys see the guy that stopped the mass shooting at like a Oh yeah. Fast food restaurant? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally he had a 9mm with a silencer strapped to his chest and he Which is funny. The craziest thing was the guy has like no. Those chest straps are selling like crazy and it's funny because if that's a good thing no but it was because i thought i saw something that said like the guy had like barely ever like he practiced it but like he's never like pulled it or whatever but like he was like oh now's my time evidently he's like video content creating yeah camping paid off this is why i put a lottery every now and then it works to his chest and he fucking did something yeah interesting it's crazy i think it's again i think this question could be deeper and a different i'm not i'm not trying to throw it no i'm not trying to throw a hand grenade in our conversation what i'm saying is like it i when i saw that i was like why the fuck does he need a silencer strapped to his chest because right if i'm gonna have a pistol it's gonna be at my side and nobody sees it you know what i mean like nobody has any idea not a a silencer that creates this versus this so i will just tell you from the standpoint of like when i've seen it on movies do i think it's cool yeah i think it's fucking cool from the standpoint

of like all these things are super easy to get i'm not like super excited about it because i don't want anybody to not have it but i want the right people to have it yep which is i get it there's funny arguments that they can get it in their own way so i'm not whatever i think i think what you just said was perfect that's not that kind of debate but what i'm saying is yes i've never seen a silencer been put on a gun that didn't look fucking cool. That's what I was saying. Like a silencer is still cool. Let's debate whether you should have it or not. Can I say one thing? I don't ever want to assassinate anyone.

But boy, do I want to post up in a window across from a building. Unload my thing. Screw on so many pieces and be like, hold on. And I want to stop right there. I don't want to pull the trigger. But god damn, does that guy look cool. Or just get right to the door and then look around and be like, oh, I'm going to need the silencer for this one. I miscalculated. There's six bad guys and just me. They can't hear me. No, but you know what? He looks through the scope and he goes, I need a little nip of courage. A little shot of whiskey. And he goes, Danny puts the silencer on. I'm like, that's my man.

That's my guy right there. Hey, kids. Listen to us because we're professionals. Also, don't do any of this. But yeah, I mean, we're not saying if guns are cool, whatever. But like in movies, it's fucking it. Silencer always makes the movie better. It always makes the gun look better. Always. Well, now everybody can get them. That's the part that I'm not. Go have fun, kids. That's the part that I don't know is super cool. But, you know, we can debate that at a different time. America. Fuck yeah. It's like a different America, but yeah. That's actually. Yes, it is. America.

Yeah, exactly. The fun part is, like, it's not so simple that everybody can be just like, oh, I'm just going to go buy a silencer. Right. Got to, like, actually know how to put it on your gun and what gun goes with what silencer. That's probably a really good idea. So, like, you know. Yeah. There's some more work to be done there. I'm too, like, plaques go burrish where I'll just shoot myself in the fucking leg. That's the perfect way to end this. So, Logan, we're saying, are silencers cool in movies? Yes. Oh, that's definitive? Yes. In movies, we're only going with movies. Cool beans! Did you say cool beans?

That was the most gun cool ever. That's what I went for. Hold on, can you imagine someone sniping someone in a movie going, cool beans! I did the job. I just did the job. I know, I was like, what is that from? Super Troopers. Oh, okay, that makes more sense. I do, I do. All right, what's a mustache ride? I do, I do. We might need to dip our toe back into that thing on the Patreon And get real deep on the other one That's fine, but we have something for Patreon So you had something For where you went today I thought maybe you wanted to talk about that Yeah Oh, no, Erik said it But yeah, I had to go to the motherfucking DMV today So chaps my ass It's the worst Oh, I need some chaps my ass sounds You really do Oh, it stings, baby Yeah There was a comedian a long time ago that said this, and I've said it ever since.

It was like 12 years ago, but I call it Satan's asshole. It is the worst collection of the worst things of the worst person like it sucks every time The reason why I brought this up today was because eric sent something that said people on their phone speaker phone talking at the bar like we happened to be there and there's like two people like oh like literally you can hear i'm talking about and we're like the fuck are you doing you won't find more of them than there this is a this is a longer big we'll come back to it yeah but we'll do the dmb are we doing that on the on the patreon no we're talking about the fucking dmv today there was seven i mean first of all it's packed right you can you set your appointment which thank god they did that now i remember but it still doesn't work like that you set your appointment because the last time i went with cara we set our appointment hers was like 145 we got there at like 135 sit down it's still like she can get seen till like 245 oh well that's weird that you got in that one i i think i sat there for about 15 minutes i got there about i probably sat there for 25 minutes but i got there about 10 minutes early because whatever and they were calling they were clipping along pretty good with the appointment people yeah i mean they were that's good sprinkle the walk-ins or whatever but i'm looking so the place is fucking packed and for whatever everybody's on their phone like speakerphone or facetime and nobody is speaking English on their phone.

I understand coming here, trying to get registered IDs, whatever. But I'm like, out loud and no phones that are going off do I understand anything what people are saying.

I'm not the person that's like, get out of this country. I'm the person that's just like, this is just annoying in general. I was going to say, I actually get more annoyed. I don't care if it's English. I was saying today there was two different people there that were doing it and that was in English so it pissed me off the same I get more annoyed when it's in English because I go like you know better that pisses me off the most so like the rare time I walk through a supermarket and everyone's screaming in their phone I'm like why don't you just hold it to your ear why do we all have to hear it what if they said something like about you fucking something inappropriate whatever I just don't understand why you're broadcasting it to the world.

I don't get it. I literally every time, and I'm not that person, and I struggle with it. At least when it's not English, I don't know what they're saying. Honestly, it's really good that some of them don't meet me after this podcast because I would have some cocktails, and I would be like, hey, listen, so your mom, I'm just going to talk to their mom about all their problems. I'm just going to take the phone from them and just start talking because you made it public now. Okay. Go fuck yourself. You made it public. I'm going to jump in to the conversation because you put it on speakerphone. Hey, Beverly, go get some cream for that itch you got fucking going up.

That's what I'm saying. It makes me so angry because why? I can't believe Stephanie's husband is cheating on her again. You're like, oh, I can't wait to tell Stephanie's husband she's cheating on her. I will make some shit up and make it so fun. I just don't understand it. If I'm talking even on my phone and I feel like it's too loud and someone can hear it, I hit the down button a couple times. I don't want anyone hearing my shit. I talk on my phone all day long for work. And where my office is at, there'll be people walking by. I'll get up and shut the door. Right. Because I am like, you don't need to listen to me.

My wife and kids will call me on FaceTime video. And I'm like, no. Yeah. What do you need this for? Call me as a phone. Because I don't want anybody else to hear this. Especially when they're not using it. I've seen it before where it's like, hey, Ashley, is this the right thing? I'm at the store. Is this the right thing? Or when I've seen anybody else do it, I'm like, I totally get that. But I was walking at the store and the same thing. And she's on FaceTime. I'm close enough to her because we're standing in line to check out. She's on FaceTime and her phone is just, it's not on her. It's just up at the window.

Can I tell you where it went wrong? So I'm like, literally, I'm like, what the fuck? So why are you even using FaceTime? Can I tell you where, in my opinion. It's a waste. I mean, there's a time it went wrong. I worked for the company. so I worked at US when we were young absolutely but that's how we met they were great when they started I love US they don't exist anymore T-Mobile baby we met there Ashley worked there half of our friends met there you guys all had the same phone numbers me, TJ, and Tanya are all still to this day one digit apart from 25 years ago which is hilarious but i worked at nextel which was like remember the whole like you could like hold it like a walkie talkie and it was like cool for like five years and i'm like this is not cool this is stupid as fuck it was it was supposed to be for construction workers it was cool as fucking a job site exactly it was cute but then people started doing it and like just they wanted to do it in a in a fucking supermarket they just talked to everyone like that yeah that is when that started i swear to god it's like shut the and then it never stopped i swear i never saw people talking about speakerphone all the time before that and then that company wanted a business and it never stopped so i don't i may be wrong but that's what it looked like i can appreciate your perspective on that i don't agree i hope i hope i'm wrong i think there's enough people that never

experienced a next tell phone i don't think the people that are doing it now were next tell phone users i think they're giant douchebags they just don't understand common courtesy common courtesy like like ron white said speaking out loud in public he said during live theater is like shitting in the street stop shitting in the street it should be very easy to comprehend yeah ron white has the best before speaking out loud during live theater is the same equivalent to shitting in the street don't do it stop shitting in the street i like why are we i don't disagree i'm not saying like i generally agree with him overall but what i'm saying is i don't disagree yeah i think that i think that it's okay let's just like make exceptions yeah it's okay to occasionally shit in the street.

Not saying us. I had to go real bad. But like, yeah, you can't hold it. This wasn't my idea. I'm team Mike right now. I'm not agreeing. I'm not going on team Erik for that. I'm not shitting in the street. I know what you're saying, by the way. You can't even be in the league. I just want to make it awkward. Every once in a while, you got to fucking be on speakerphone and do some awkward shit.

It's not the normal. You should feel awkward about it. Yes, exactly. It should be a quick conversation. It should be like, all right, come on. Yeah. That's my point. All right, baby. Just a little tiny. So like when my daughter, like, I'll go in a high B. I'm like, do you need anything? She goes, no. Every time I go in there and she'll call me. By the way, she'll video call me. She'll show her face. She'll point it at the fucking ceiling or whatever. I'm like, why aren't you just calling me? Just fucking call me. Just call me. Right. She's like, can you grab this other thing? I'm like, is this a secret?

Why can't your face break? Why are you calling me? It's like, what are we doing? Just fucking call me. it's harder to do this it's taking up or text me whatever but like or literally i will just bring you here and sit in the car so i mean that's what she does yeah eric when you sent that text today like we're sitting there pre-gaming and eric's like talking on speakerphone in the bar chaps my ass i'm like yeah and then i'm like i was at the fucking dmv today let me tell you about this shit the dmv i worst i feel rage and i don't know why like it just it's age it's age it's a lot age i have this problem with like that people don't like have like uh humility or um common sense decency there's another there's another word i'm looking for but yeah just this shame yeah i mean have a little oh like shame like just a little like you're right you're right that's exactly what i was saying before it's like a little like kind of like feel if you have to do it cool yeah feel a little shame shame like people like so many people have no shame literally i don't mind going down the grocery store aisle like on video with aaron and be like hey which coffee do you want because i don't fucking know what you want yeah but but but like i'm embarrassed okay for those five minutes and they're like, oh, he's just trying to figure out their right thing.

And they're cool with it. Yeah, right. But if I'm just sitting there like, oh, how was your fucking day today? They're like, fuck that guy. Susie sucked. And they should be. Oh, my God. Oh, baby, it's going to get better. It's no big deal. And they should be, honestly, in my opinion. There's too many people that don't have shame. Like, you got to have a little, it keeps you in line a little bit of like, just like social norms. Yeah. But you know what? I'm not trying to rain Shane on people. Here's the thing. It's not going away. like everything works gonna get that's my point is like the days of us and like are the older why we need silencers the only thing where are you i like that thank you hey guys so if you weren't sure silencers are only so cool they're really cool okay you're about to get no cooler to speak and speakerphone in public look out for the guy with the silence.

I get two quick things before I'll do a dad joke. Wait, really quickly, with the chat's my ass. I'm a little scared. Oh, wrong one, damn.

Don't move, don't move. Put the cart before the horse. We're not moving. I'll cut it. Come over there and jam an oar up your ass! Jesus! Oh, that's fucking Chris Farley, for sure. It's also Tommy Boy. I had the files on my computer. It's so good. That's a good one. Have you seen his documentary? It's so good. I just watched it the other day. I watched it two days ago. Come over there and jam an oar up your ass. Mommy, the dinosaurs get too close.

That's really good. There's a chest in my ass. Thank God. That's the rage I actually felt today. that exactly i'm gonna jam an oar up your ass which would be better than me breaking out the silence oh yeah tim with this girl with the kids yeah yeah yeah so anyway get your last two uh so okay i'm gonna go to your last two things you're gonna say to get us canceled you're right it wasn't the dairy the day no no he's on the boat it's on the kayak yeah could he lose a little wind right now yeah yeah sorry go ahead so uh i'll get to the dad joke in a second but my daughter goes the The other day, she's like, well, you know, she was saying something about boys and their behaviors and all this.

And I was like, yeah, they won't really hear me coming. And she's like, she knows about my silence. So she's like immediately going to, are you going to kill them? Let's just leave that open to question. And we're going to move on. Here's the thing. I understand it's not fun to threaten kids with death. We're not doing that. I will never do that. It's also okay if they feel like you might. For your daughter's boyfriends to be a little bit scared. I'm not saying scared of death. I'm just saying a little bit scared. I don't see what's wrong with that. We're not saying, like, I'm going to fucking kill you.

Like, no. What's funny is none of my kids have ever had their relationships feel like they were scared. But there was a rumor going around Kennedy High School that I was a cop and everybody looked like a cop. Get a fucking mustache. You need a mustache.

You would look so good with a fucking thick mustache just a cop look. God, you would look great with it. You really would. I'm pretty sure where it stirred from was there were some kids that knocked on the door one night at midnight and it was like, okay, cool. And then they did it again and woke up the dog and fucking woke up my wife, all this shit, after midnight. I sat outside in black clothing Chitty chitty Bang bang Hold on by the way when he says black clothing It was just a black thong That's it in a black AR It's just like a full mustache I didn't have a gun I had flashlights And I was in total black Flashlights okay okay okay And I scared the fuck out of them They shit their pants They almost ran in front of a car you guys have heard the stories of how like our podcast diggers have ended up with the high schools and like the middle schools right they're trying to be in favor with the cop the cop dad evidently yeah I was going to say let's put a pin in that one too let's get to that dad yeah yeah yeah give me that dad joke give me that dad joke hey we have a sound for that why did the math book have so many problems because i had a silencer oh sorry because it didn't have a silencer no i'm kidding why did the math what why the math book have so many problems yeah

it feels like the answer i literally i'm going like because it was hard to figure out like i don't know like i feel like i should be saying because it had so many problems should be the answer to that was like i don't i don't fuck i don't know why why yeah you're right because my bad hey sean you did wait props to logan for figuring that one out real quick sean you did way better last week I was proud of you was me getting it right I was really I appreciate that I was really proud of Shaun for having two great dad jokes right now he had two good ones and Erik fucked it up this week I think he did great because we figured it out pretty quickly I let you down because today I thought I had one saved that I heard that was fucking great and then I can't find it I had one ready to go and I fucking did So what was it supposed to be?

Why did Sorry I'm going to say it right Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems God that was good for back to school and everything Sorry guys I mean this is Hey you can still tell it to somebody else like you didn't hear it on this shitty podcast I will say by the time this comes out School's already started You're good We didn't ruin the generation We're fine Alright with that being said We're going to switch over to Patreon But thanks to Benz for sponsoring our drink It was Both shitty and sweet It was both A kick in the dick and a nice hug Yeah it is Thank you to Logan Upload media i'm like it's hard he's he has so many more buttons there are more buttons to get through now yeah thank you for the like i'm like i am so fucking happy i did go through and map them all out i am so fucking happy and like i i can't like i am i've wanted this the whole time i just fucking love it so thank you so much you're such a kid in a candy store i love that shit there is yeah there's like a tiktok that i follow or whatever where the guy breaks down games and it always has these break-ins from these like, yeah, that's a bomb.

It's fucking awesome. Thank you for doing that and kicking ass and we're happy to be here. Thanks, bud. Yeah, we love you guys. We're going to get into a family specific topic. We are. Family vacations. It's funny because Erik took a week off and he came back with like 19 ideas that we kind of tried to get you through tonight and we didn't get to the main topic that we thought we were going to have. No, we didn't. Hey, once again, guys, we're all over the board, but it's only because we love you. But we love our kids and we love our families and we're going to talk about it. Let's get into it. Alright, see you guys on the Patreon. Love you guys.

Cheers. Bye.