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Mountain Dew/Bird Poop/Awkward Celebrity Interviews

Mike and Shaun kicked back on We're Still Cool, Right?—with Erik absent from today's episode—covering everything from Olivia Wilde's indie flick The Invite to whipping up their own cocktail, the Lucky Bomb — Diet…

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Mike and Shaun kicked back on We're Still Cool, Right?—with Erik absent from today's episode—covering everything from Olivia Wilde's indie flick The Invite to whipping up their own cocktail, the Lucky Bomb — Diet Mountain Dew, Curacao, and Jäger. They went deep on Mountain Dew's rise and fall from cool, swapped stories about coffee habits, sugar intake, and Shaun's absolutely brutal bird poop car disaster. They also riffed on awkward celebrity interviews, the real Wolf of Wall Street doc, and capped it off with some dad jokes. Just two guys hanging out, keeping it real.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Really? It's like pre-9-11. You haven't even seen it yet. It doesn't matter. We're going to get into why I said that because I feel like Logan needs this three-minute talk about what I got that from. That's good. I had one to say, and then when he said that, I'm like, I'm just going to say it. Well, actually, here it is pretty good. It is. All we know is that's the line from a movie, and we're pretty fucking excited to see the movie just because of that. Yeah. Do you really quick, just real quick, tell what the movie is. So just last night we watched, just came out on Apple TV. It's the invite.

It's a film that premiered at Sundance earlier this year. It's been in theaters in limited release. Now you can see it digitally. It's starring and directed by Olivia Wilde as well as Seth. Hot. Yeah. And one thing that's great is that she's not like the hot one in this movie. So it really kind of pulls against your preconceived notions of her, which is cool. She can play both roles though. She's been producing a lot lately the last few years. and this one's i i think there's going to be some oscar noms for this movie really yeah and she's fucking loaded like she's fine before she yeah but anyways right yeah um also stars seth rogan edward norton and penelope cruz and they're the only four people in the film so if you only get four go big i was gonna say i'm like that's a hell of a lineup so and i think all of them could get acting nominations for this movie they all have incredible moments yeah the script is fantastic it's all one single night in this apartment Seth Rogen and Olivia Wilde are married and they have their neighbors over for dinner and it's it feels like watching theater in real time it's like I think this could be a play and it's just so good and funny and uncomfortable in the best ways I've loved Penelope Cruz Shaun doesn't do a comfortable wealth you know but that's all right i can't spoil anything i don't want to spoil anything but it's um it's just wild i think that's cool that it's a different idea there's four people one room you

know i mean like it's kind of like i learned later in life that some episodes of like tv shows are only shot in one area because they're just out of money like they're bottle episodes yeah and so they'll that's when they're stuck in an elevator the whole thing or they're only do one you know mean and i didn't until i learned later then he started seeing like oh that's why there's only three people you know or whatever but yeah it's kind of cool that they do that new for a whole movie so i'm excited but yeah one of the lines was so you have to pay for it right now i think it's you know like 20 bucks to rent or 25 to own it's like the expensive format but once it becomes a little you know more accessible highly recommend everybody check it out just kind of surprised with that cast that it didn't hit theaters at all it did they oh it did it was in theaters limited release oh they really had to fight for it yeah hearing about it yeah it probably only got in theaters because it was of those guys you know i mean because i don't think yeah she kind of produced it on her own didn't she or like yeah very much so very small kind of against the grain of what was going i don't know also isn't it kind of crazy to think about let's say it's just i mean it is just those four obviously there's a huge cast behind them of like the producers and all that or not you know what i mean yeah people behind the scenes but you probably save a shitload of money having it just four people granted they're all getting pretty paid but you're not paying extras or oh yeah i mean yeah and in one set yeah i mean even if you have changed a little bit yeah yeah so not bad anyway go check that movie out because there's a funny line in it and we can't wait to watch the movie in case you're curious if you know about movies this is an a24

films oh i love 824 yeah i think they bought it out of sundance yeah um and it had a reported budget of six million dollars they've been crushing it the last couple years 824 has great stuff yeah yeah that's awesome probably because they go against the grain a little bit was obsession 824 uh no was that roth or uh uh bloomhouse maybe uh obsession was uh i made completely independently and then it was purchased um for distribution by oh man um yeah because google faster i mean it's uh the internet's been shitty lately we just talked about that focus focus oh okay well anyways uh guys we i have to say quick we trimmed some fat from the podcast we were tired of having three microphones so eric's out we just we had to let him go and It is what it is. Oh, sorry. Your opening line was in the film, and I told you about that.

That was the missing piece of the puzzle. Seth Rogen says it was so weird. You're welcome, everybody. That's like pre-9-11 shit, so that's pretty good. So funny. But we listened to your requests, and you wanted it back to just Mike and I. Yeah. So we did it. We tried to get him behind there, but Logan's stingy and wouldn't leave. And so it really came down to Logan or Erik, and I guess you can see who made it. On an unrelated note, I will say happy birthday, Aaron, to his wife. It is her birthday today. And Aaron, we love you. Very much. Happy birthday, beautiful lady. Might be the real reason why he's not here tonight.

But hey. Why not? We are going to give it a throwback. If you do remember, for some of our listeners, it did start out with you and I. It did. Erik back there chiming in. Actually, the first few episodes, he didn't even say anything. I know. Or it was very little. And then ever since we let him in, we can't shut him up. He really forced his way in, didn't he? Yeah, he came in. He held me at gunpoint one night. If you're going to go in hard, you just make sure. You asked me to talk. Let me talk as much as I want. Jesus, fine. Whatever. Better be good when you come in if you want to stay. He did. He stayed.

It was amazing. While we will miss him tonight, we're going to go a little old school. yeah and uh especially with this drink just one-on-one here this reminds me of the uh i know it's not the four leaf clover like i made this one is actually good and tastes good and but we are both red bearded irishmen so yeah sean came up with this drink which is sponsored by Benz Beverage Depot you betcha 501 7th ave big green building like this drink matches at least this part of the drink. Yes. Today we are going to do what's called the Lucky Bomb. Yeah. I'm so excited. Do you have a good Irish impression? I heard a little bit of that. I can do a little bit.

I'm not good at it. I wish I could. Mine ends up being like pikey if you've ever seen Snatch. Like I try to sound Irish and I just sound like that. So it's not good. Yeah. I mean, the more I drink, then all of a sudden I can get into it. Sounds really good after a few. I wish I could pull it off because it sounds so cold. Yeah. You're not going home alone. We did a trip to Ireland a few years ago, and when you go somewhere where everyone around you has an accent, you start to- Trying to blend in. It's not even intentional, but I knew I sounded like an asshole every time I did it, because I'm not doing it right.

Some guy's like, are you mocking me? You're like, no, not at all. I promise. I love it. These tourists. That's been part of my joke of wanting to live there for like three years, though. I'm not kidding when I say I want to live there long enough to pick up the accent. And then if I have to come back, fine. Because, P.S. I love you. Remember the P.S. I love you? Yeah, I know I've seen it. It's got, is it Gerard Butler that's in it? Oh, yeah. Gerard Butler's the man. Yeah, 100% Irish. And everybody I knew was like, oh my, just I can listen to him talk. You know what I mean? And I'm like, ah, there you go. And on top of like, he was perfect in it.

But anyways, so what we have here is the green part is diet Mountain Dew. You can use normal, but we're very health conscious here. We're diet. A little splash of Curacao. Yep. And then in the shot glass is Jaeger with a little, it's not quite 50-50. It's probably like 70-30. 70-30 between Jaeger and vodka. Yeah. uh so ben's hooked us up here and um logan the pussy real quick shout out to matt at ben's i was in there today picking this stuff up and i said like eric's not here it's just sean and i and i go so we just need a couple of the shooters i'm like we don't need a whole bottle of jaeger so he grabs a couple he grabs three and he goes well you need one for logan i said i'll try he's not a big bomb fan logan's actually a little bit under the weather though otherwise he would totally do one with us and actually he tried when he hates jaeger he tried to give us a full bottle of jaeger and we're like, we don't really have room in the tote.

Not sure if we're going to do it again yet. You know what I mean? We're like, we need two. And he's like, we'll at least have three. But shout out to Matt and Benz for thinking of all of us always. But yeah, so it's a bomb shot. So you ready, sir? Let's send it. I'm so excited. Cheers. Perfect amount, too.

Oh, yeah. Listen to that. Listen to that ASMR. Also, you got to remember, I love Diet Mountain Dew. If I'm drinking coffee. What's up to love in that? It's so good. And I'm not a big Jaeger fan. And you can taste the Jaeger, but it's not like super.

Nothing's overpowering. No. And Jaeger is normally like extremely overpowering. And that was a good 70% of that shot. Yeah. I like it. That's good. I love the color. I feel fucking lucky. We might do another one later. Who knows? The night is young, my friends. We've got some scraps here that we might, we'll see what we can pull together. Why did you cut the Jaeger with vodka? Just to like cut down on the Jaeger bite? He found it and that's what they did. And like, I would think it would be a 50-50, but we just noticed they don't talk about the parts. They just poured it and they definitely did it.

Like 70% Jaeger just topped it with vodka. But I suppose the shot glass gets a little bigger. So then, you know, maybe it's a little thinner. That's true. I don't know. Yeah. We eyeballed it. I, this is, I'm not super original. I will say if someone genuinely hates Jaeger, like hates the taste of it, I would just do a little bit more vodka. I don't think you'll even taste Jaeger. But even then, Mountain Dew is pretty powerful on its own, so those two together. That's fucking good. That's good. It's not bad. As the kids say, that fucks. Yeah, that one definitely fucks for sure. Did we talk about this on the show yet?

Can I ask a quick side question? Is Mountain Dew still cool? Fuck yes. Okay, I just say that because I like it. And a grin. God, I'm already drunk. I only drink diet because I've been that way for a long time, but I don't know. I remember it used to be really cool, but it was tied to early 2000s gamer culture. They were big into extreme sports and snowboarding. I remember the, like, get vertical with Mountain Dew. And I was like, oh, man. Instantly, I think white trash when I think Mountain Dew. Hold on. That's because you know how it originated, probably. And also... No. No. I just, in general, just like, I feel like it has more sugar than anything else.

And it was always the fuckers with rotten teeth. Seriously. Like, when I worked at a grocery store, all the fucking people that were buying it were the ones where you're like, you shouldn't have any more soda. Yeah. And definitely not that one. You know what I mean? Like, I just really equated that to the same thing. You should see if it does have more sugar than most pops. But I will say, I think that the Diet Mountain Dew doesn't taste anything like regular sugar. regular mountain it doesn't which i think like diet pepsi is close you know you're like you know they're definitely different but i think diet mountain is not it's not even close it's really far the funny thing is is like i remember when i switched to it at i thought 23 or something like that right and like i was like this is awful this doesn't even taste close but i just kept drinking it for like a couple weeks and then and then it like switched yeah if you give me like a non-diet one now i'll fucking spit it out it's disgusting if i got a fully loaded pop right now i'm kind of like god it's so sugary like yeah um but i did look up your question um a standard 12 ounce can of mountain dew has 46 grams compared to 39 in coke 41 in pepsi 40 in dr pepper and 38 in sprite so that's close but it's the most it's still the most that's all a lot though for a fucking can you ever go to the dentist and see where they just fill up the things with sugar and they're like that's how much sugar is in this empty bottle yeah bro the scary the scary part is fucking starbucks and dunkin donuts oh yeah those drinks like a grot left or venti fucking yeah for the starbucks people it's so much it's like half the fucking thing is sugar you're like oh my god

is sugar so cool no fuck no not for me one thing i wish i knew before that yeah i think natural sugar is good it's good to eat fruit you know what i mean there's sugar it's natural sugars and that's good and everything's okay in moderation in moderation yeah yeah what i instantly think of of Jesus Christ, the comedian. Bill Burr. No, clean. Oh, what's his name? Jim Gaffigan. No, Nashville. Fucking. It's the number one. Oh, Bargetti. Bargetti. Yeah. Talking about he's like, so I said I was going to eat some more fruit. You know, I was going to get Mark and the people like, watch it. You know, you could really overdo it.

He goes, I'm going to take my chances. I haven't seen a superfood eater look like the way I do when I'm eating donuts I'm just going to say I'm just going to take my chances I think I can eat five bananas and be okay tomorrow I think it's going to be okay Health restrictions apply If you're diabetic we're not talking to you but everybody else I do agree with you though about the Mountain Dew thing I think there's a perception around Oh so where I was going with that though too So then being a banker I work in offices with guys that wear suits and full on and this guy that i worked with a couple years ago was maybe one of the most put together humans i've ever met like his shoes were shined his shirt was ironed every day he had a you know full on like just your typical fucking banker that you think of like like the really good one not like the slick back you know like yeah not like like educated you know like spoke very well you know all those things um and then i just see him walking back with a fucking diet mountain dew and instantly i'm like oh my god like nothing that doesn't fit at all you looked at him and you went god you're as cool as my friend mike i i took him down a little bit i'm not gonna lie i look man i fucking love diamond you kiss my ass hey it looks like it fits in your hand i'm not gonna i that's so much worse i'm gonna call you old for the next 40 minutes you don't fucking you deserve it old people say guys don't listen to him yeah all the fucking

eric come home we miss you no but honestly what i saw him like i if he was like hey will you go grab me a pop I would have grabbed anything, but like I would have just guessed. If he's like, you got to keep going until you get it right. I would have brought everything in our refrigerator other than that. Until he's like, no, dude. Dude, that's the thing though. Diet Mountain Dew is like really popular among diet drinkers. So then it was like, once I saw that, I started looking around and all of a sudden I noticed it a lot. It was like, it opened my eyes. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was like when you're like, I've never seen that car before.

And then you fucking see it everywhere or you buy one, you see it everywhere. all of a sudden I'm like all these other fucking high rising bankers that have been around for a while that I respect all of a sudden I'm like they're fucking all drinking diet deal because the perception is you expect diet coke like diet coke is like this thing where it's like oh this is like the real housewives drink that they drink that in the Hamptons what are you talking about that's the one that's okay right yeah but it's funny you know Shaun you should stop judging books by their covers it's not good for you I'm just throwing that out there I recognize that.

Yeah. But I'm the only one that's got the balls to admit that I judge people by their book. This is true. I do love that about you. Everybody fucking does. And that's the truth. That's true. I'll just say it. And then I'll fucking tell you when I'm wrong, too. When I looked at it, I'm like, all right, Jesus. Like, respect the hell out of that guy. Respect the hell out of that guy. He's like, they're all got fucking Dietmine. That is so funny, though. I would have never thought of that. But it makes total. Like, I can see it now. Like, it has. Mountain Dew was so cool back. they did their promotions and stuff right they were big into esports call of duty was the biggest thing for how many years every time a new game came out it was like they had the rights to it so they were all over the boxes you got you put in codes and you got like shit in game for buying it like that was the smart way to do it but i also think they had to fix their image because if you like i saw this documentary once and i don't want to go on a tangent too much but it's called, it's terrifying. It's called the One, something like the Wonderful Whites of West Virginia or something And it about this inbred family in like Appalachia that the one i shared that meme the other day about that yes yeah and i seen that documentary multiple times and it is terrifying yeah the wonderful the wild and wonderful whites of west virginia where the guys just like yeah half of them can't talk they just bark because they're so inbred they're cross-eyed they're blind like but you watch documentaries about like that kind of culture yeah everyone's drinking mountain dew just cases of it that's all they drink and again this all stems from when i worked at a grocery store and it was

back when we would run a special like for it was when there are six packs of bottles like you get bottles right yeah you are yeah i'm fucking old and you could get like three fuck i feel like it was like i don't know it was three of them for like five bucks so you get god yeah yeah you know so um yeah so you're like 18 of them you know they come in and and it was always just the trashiest of the trash yeah and it'd just be mountain dew galore yeah like just that's what it was and it was hey i mean i live right on that area where we were borderline and right and they would all come out when it was for sale and it just stuck in my head forever until it was changed when i saw you know well hey shout out shout out to that banker because you made sean not look at me like a piece of shit anymore i appreciate you man i do also think it's you know i drink energy drinks it's a thin well i was gonna say yeah it's a thin line between like the mountain dew and then the monster or yeah but they come fucking i agree with you completely on this yes so yeah by the way i also only drink sugar free of those but right like okay and the cat they're usually known for the caffeine i wonder how much sugar is in a normal red bull or a monster or whatever but caffeine is crazy because everyone's like mountain dew has so much caffeine now kids drink fucking two energy drinks a day a day and it that's like the equivalent of drinking like six to eight mountain dews a day everything is bigger better well caffeine yeah yeah because like starbucks and

all these you know like my kids would rather have that than pop you know they would like if i remember we would walk up to the gas station right and grab a pop like we'd get a 20 ounce i I remember when the fucking Big Slams came out. Remember those? Oh, yeah. With the big, yeah, fucking Shaq was on it. Yeah. That was one of the greatest days, literally. Like, that was one of the greatest runs ever. Yeah. 79 cents for this tall, and fuck. 80 ounces of pop. Go all the time and get it. It was amazing. Yeah. Now, if we say, you know, if the kids, like, want to go get some drink, they're running a Starbucks all the time, or, you know, a coffee shop, you know, but it's all caffeine.

It's all caffeine, and they're spending. three times the amount of a pop. And I got to drive their asses. You know what I mean? So then, now with Sophie having her license, she'll drop Cooper off at something. She's like, I got to kill some time. She fucking hauls off her at the coffee shop. Yep. Fucking, you know, eight bucks later on something. Well, that's the two. They market it. I mean, I get it. I get it. It is good, by the way. It is. I like Dunkin' because they have a lot of sugar-free flavors and like Starbucks doesn't. But like Kara, for example, she loves Starbucks. but she gets just an iced coffee black with like a splash of oat milk.

That's it. That's all there is to it. It's not that expensive. I can make that for all. Well, 100%. She likes the taste of their coffee. I get it. I buy Starbucks coffee. Same. Plus, they have really good pup cups. But beyond that... You totally get fucked. You're the guy that gets the pup cup. I always get pup cups. What do you mean they're really good pup cups? Okay, it's just whipped cream. It's literally just whipped cream. But is that all he prefers? It's top tier whipped cream, though. It is fucking thick and creamy. And I stared right at you while I said that. You hit the wrong one! I got him.

I mean, they both work. It's true. Is it a little like the top shelf water we saw somebody get this weekend? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It's in the same family. We should probably get into that eventually. the same vendor. Probably, but I've gotten them from Dunkin'. I've gotten them from some ice cream places, but I will say Starbucks has just thick and creamy whip. Because every now and then you just got to take it. Make sure it's not poison. Make sure it's not poison. I love my dog. I'm surprised he hasn't jumped through the fucking window going in. Because you don't take him in the car anymore.

You bring him home. No, I take him in the car sometimes. He is terrified of drive-thrus. he lays there and shakes so I try not to take him anymore I don't know why he'd be in the back crying going but don't forget my pup job exactly he's like a beaten dog he's like you forgot to help me lady do you think that's his thing maybe they see me and they'll give me an extra one they think I'm being beat and that's why I get this cup because I thought he would always be that dog we've all seen the tic tac where they stick their mouth out and they just inhale it I could see him just jump through the fucking window but no he's terrified of fucking drive-thrus I don't know why He's scared of fucking everything But my point was Getting a normal coffee is like It's fine, it's not super expensive But like our kids go and they're like Well I need a fucking macchiato chocomoca bullshit Like add nine things Syrup this, five pumps Half the ice I'm like first of all you sound like an asshole And second of all It's fucking nine something, like what the hell are you eating Like a couple months ago Layla was like I want to try a new one I go okay, she read it off I go, I'm not saying that.

And she goes, I'll just say it to you while you're ordering it. And I'm like, fine. I felt like such a dumbass. Were you on the phone? No. Oh, like I was at the speaker. Yeah. I'm saying, were you talking to Layla on the phone? No, no, thank God. No, I wouldn't have done it then. So she was in the car. She was in the car. That's when you rolled out the window and be like, do you want it? You order it. Oh, so here's the thing. I should have, but I actually knew the girl. I went like from high school that was like on the other end. So like we were bullshitting and I was like, I was like, I apologize in advance.

I just kept saying it Whatever So Alright It ended up being free So I'm not mad I mean I would have done The same fucking thing If I You know If we were in the You know They do a great job They create an atmosphere In a world They do You know what I mean Which they just created It's all about marketing They did a good job with it But it's just Yeah So my crotchety ass Gets sick of Yeah Same shit Sick of it To answer your question From a little bit ago To bring it back around Mountain Dew has more sugar Per ounce Than an original monster does Holy shit really 3.8 grams per ounce versus 3.3 but it's so crazy here in the pops like it's not like an astronomical amount more than second place it was like six more grams or something like true you know it's just it's too much sugar has become this thing where it's like do all you want it's fine and it's like that's not i think sugar's always been like that we're just being a fucking we're just aware of it now yeah but i feel like even though we're more aware of it no one gives I don't know. Maybe that's just how I feel.

I think we've been drinking pot for, I mean, how much smaller has the soda aisle got? You know what I mean? People are definitely aware of it. I think it's all soda, and then they mix it over to coffee drinks and everything else. You got to keep the sugar, baby. Yeah, I mean, that's true. Let me get some sugar, baby. Two packets of that sugar. Let me put an excellent in. You want some sugar? No, thanks, baby. I'm sweet enough. You know what he says? I don't want no sugar tonight. I mean, I grabbed this Gatorade because I need some electrolytes. because, you know, the sick. Yeah, the sick. He's got the sick, guys.

He's got the sick, guys. And I looked, and I had the option of grabbing a zero-sugar one. I was like, oh, I just want this one. Yeah. This has 41 grams of sugar in it. Really? See, I didn't think Gatorade would be that much. This is Gatorade, yeah. So it's still a lot. So I guess I've never said, like, I have type 2 diabetes. What is the daily intake that you're supposed to have? Of sugar? Yeah. it's probably like 80 grams i was gonna say 41 is like you're like but i don't know i guess i have no idea like i try to stay under like 20 but it's hard man as we get into this as we talk about this like real assholes like we don't drink all these things yeah by the way yeah do as we do as we do not as we say how many times have you done this you're like i did fucking good today i didn't eat that bad you know i had salad i had fucking you know i i i was good on 100 ounces of water tons of protein you know like whatever good fiber whatever and then i fucking threw 12 beers on it do i count to 12 i'm like no why why am i not losing any weight beers don't count light beer doesn't count but it's fucking like literally in my head i'll be like i just don't fucking get it yeah because like it just isn't working this little diet i'm on No, you're right.

And then you think about it and you're like, I just fucking had 10 beers. By the way, that's 1,000 calories. If we're drinking light beers, they're usually 100 calories per can. Empty calories. No protein. Zero nutritional value. It is just going right to my fucking fat belly. I want to tell you that Bush Light has not zero. It's just less than a gram. But it's not zero. Of protein. So I'm just saying, like it is, but I will do that. Yeah, I know. Like I will crush it on like just making good decisions and then it's like, bear, bear. Yeah. Keep it coming. We're out with the buds. Keep them coming.

Hold on. And then you know the problem. You get home and you go, boy, am I starving. I was so good today. Time to throw a frozen pizza in the oven and crush it. Yeah. And I ate enough for three days. I'm fucked. Yeah. Do we do the thin crust frozen pizza? Life's hard. Go ahead and throw one of those, you know, DiGiorno's in. Give me a big old second. crushed yeah and you know what i'm gonna sprinkle some extra cheese i worked out today because i deserve it today life's all about i deserve it moments it is god damn so so a couple things yes um the daily recommended intake of sugar added sugars is what they call it so it's not necessarily like fruits yeah sure it's gonna be like yeah yeah uh is 10 of your daily caloric intake so So just for round numbers.

$1,200? Okay. For round numbers, yeah. If you – Like 2,000 is like a – $200, yeah. So 2,000 is an aggressive caloric diet for an adult man. Sure. Like 25 to 3,000 is kind of normal is what I'm seeing. Quick Googling. But if you were doing a 2,000-calorie diet, you wouldn't want to take in more than 50 grams of added sugars in a day. So with this bottle of Gatorade – That is a 10%. Enjoy that shitty Gatorade because you're almost there. didn't you say 10% yeah I'm looking at isn't 10% of 2,200 50 grams or 12 teaspoons for a 2,000 calorie diet is what it's saying here under 10% of daily calories huh okay yeah I'm just like I'm not good at math but I'm good at basic math well like you know what I mean yeah the one goes in here shout out to Julie she's not good at tipping you're not thinking of the calories to gram conversion that's the problem yeah I was thinking just straight numbers.

Yeah, okay. I got you. 10% of 2000 would be 200. Right. But that's, yeah. Yeah, I got you. The conversion. Makes sense. So 50 grams, which would be this model.

So crazy, dude. How was your day? I had this really shitty fucking Gatorade when I could have had a piece of cheesecake. I'm just saying. You seem pissy. Yeah, I only get water for the rest of the night. Of course I'm pissy. It's like going 56 hours without eating. I was pissed. Yeah. i can't even have my 10 beers yeah right thank you count we've already decided like you're right and by the way because sean and i are so health conscious that's why we're always drinking bush light and ultra because they're low in carbs yeah they're only three they're only three each around three don't google that but it is it's like 3.2 or something my can's making a weird sound do you need another do you need another lucky shot Are you about to get rich?

You got a finger in there? That was a friend's reference. Isn't that friends? Yeah, Phoebe. There's a fucking thumb in her drink. Yeah, but that's based on a real life thing. Oh, okay. To me, that's just a friend's reference. I didn't know that happened. That's disgusting. Is there really something in there? Dude, please, because we need to get paid. No, it's my can. It's not solid. Stop squeezing the fuck out of it. No, it was like it was dacous. it was like but there's yeah it's just making like what feels kind of like a rattle but it's not oh you know i mean sean's tapping it the whole time i'm still like unsure about it like like what what what is we definitely need more shots i just need you to double check that camera's on right because just in case i take one out yeah it's on yeah you're right there yeah don't you love being able to see yourself i i love it i love good camera angle the straight on angles are great it's those side views that are like oh yeah exactly yeah that was a little high yeah that's what he said when he said you have to sit there tonight i'm like what what the fuck no like it's not good if you don't check out the video version of the show it's a little different today by the way it's on youtube every week so you if you for a lot of people that i know like we have certain listeners who only want to watch it while they listen and that's on youtube so um we do good on youtube we do pretty good like i mean they put us up on yeah yeah i know my funny we're in my algorithm but i've actually heard a lot of people like i fucking see you pop up on my yeah on my youtube all the time like give it a like and follow even if you don't

fucking want it you know yeah yeah we won't beg but come on so what do we decide mountain dew still cool or not diet mountain dew still cool i'll say that sean said it very put together banker guys who drink a diet mountain dew i think i say normal mountain dew is not cool anymore like they They're not, I mean, I remember the 90s and 2000s. It was huge. They were promoting everything. I think those days are gone. I think soda is just this close to cigarettes. There's a little bit for, they've been dwindling off. I agree. Yeah. I agree. It's just not as cool as it used to be. Like, I will say, I used to drink two, three pops a day.

You know what I mean? Or whatever. Yeah. Now, I like them every now and then. But like more than, like if I have too much, like I will be like, oh my God, my stomach hurts. Oh yeah, dude. I don't feel good, but a couple sips of it feels great. I've always been able to chug a Mountain Dew. Really? I could dump that can upside down, ride it all the way out. Weird. A normal Mountain Dew or a diet one? Both. I don't know why. Nowadays, I drink coffee, but I drink girly coffee. I can't drink. I wish I could just be manly enough to drink black coffee. The girly coffee is where it's at. I'm the fucking diesel.

Oh, you got to add cream and some sugar-free syrup of some kind. Then it's good. It's funny. I'm the manliest coffee drinker, but probably the least manliest beer drinker out of you guys. This is true. That's funny. That's okay, though. God can't give you all the positives. But the way you guys think about dark beer, you're like, oh, I love it when it layers. No, sweet beer is different. But just when you like just the dark non, one that doesn't taste like Oreo cookie or whatever, and you guys like look at that one i'm like that's how i like my coffee look like and you guys like oh that's terrible i'm like that fucking loaded beer that's fucked yeah yeah it's literally just if you get coffee like that's just dirty water it's being it's not all time like it's bean water it's you think it's dirty no flavor and it's just bitter and it oh i don't like it and i i have um i have a like a really i have a nice coffee machine at home that has lattes and things and i grind it all yeah yes i've heard they're really nice i love it see yeah um now we're showing the old beer go ahead yeah yeah so um how's your mortgage i i get really nice coffee beans i grind them myself i pull espresso shots and i you know i make my own lottees i foam the milk and everything i really get into it sean's dick is getting hard you gotta calm down it's not if you get really good but i bet ashley's got the biggest lady boner ever right now now if you get really like listening to you going oh man we're showing us out he was cute now he's that good yeah yeah that's you get where's the book um so if you get really good coffee beans

and you get nice clear water like coffee can be good it is but like 95 of the time it's just dirty water it's not i agree so i i disagree but like this is like some age-old battle yeah you're never going to convince the other person i get it i get it i learned i learned how to drink coffee from a couple old boys when i fucking worked at 3 45 in the morning yeah the first time we made it dumped in so much sugar they made fun of me and then i learned for one week how to drink the fucking tar yeah no just just because you were abused doesn't mean that the rest of us we don't need generational trauma that's right this is also the difference between our generations i don't think i was abused i think thank god somebody was looking out for me so i don't have to go to the store and buy all this other shit but this is the same thing we are never in my house going i never wake up in the morning all i worry is do we have coffee actually like do we have coffee cream we have creamer do we have the creamer that i like and like i like that part does suck you know what i mean it like it any i remember when i said it took me like two weeks at least to get used to diet mountain dew and now i'm like i can't go back i get it i really do i know if i forced myself to do it for two to three weeks i'd never go back yeah but it is like that what that was hard that's brutal i hate the fucking taste it's so bitter it's not how you should live your life though i know i agree i forced myself for three weeks to do something hold on because we all did it as kids when fucking beer we're like i'm never drinking that i don't think i think you you just get acquired to a taste that like i don't taste

it now i'm like oh my god that's terrible but i'm gonna drink it because i'm right i'm like that's I get it God we went off the rails Okay so Mountain Dew cooler No I'm going to say no No I wish it was kind of nostalgic to me But no Get fucked Mountain Dew You want to go first I do I want to drop a little something We spent Last weekend Where In the Ozarks Who was there You were there. Oh, fuck. I don't remember. I do now. I do. You were there together? Yeah. I'm going to fill you in and just so you know it's going to be, that's what we're doing for the Patreon. Just letting everybody know. Oh, we're talking about the OZR. I think that's where we're going because I'm looking at what we got.

As we talk about, we promote the Patreon. That's where the story is going to happen. I like that. I don't mean to do it. We always drop it at the end, but we talk about the Patreon. You can find it in the App Store. Download it. Search for us. Is Todd on Patreon? He's about to be. I'm going to talk about him a lot. For those that don't know, or maybe they're new listeners, is there a tease you can give? Why should I listen to your story about the Ozarks? It's just a little too R-rated for what may be your standard listener.

It's bonus content worthy. Yeah. Obviously, we've talked about we get a little raunchier on the Patreon. We say some things that maybe we don't want anyone on YouTube being able to hear this. Right. But, you know, we're a cheap date. If you want to pay for it, you can hear it. So, yeah, there's there was some inappropriate moments. Obviously, there was a here's the thing to be honest with you. I feel like we're going to talk about it. And half the things I'm going to talk about, he isn't going to remember. It's going to dawn on him. And then the other things he's going to say, I'm like, oh, that fucking did going home Sunday was a little fuzzy.

What are we talking about? Are we talking about like... Or like, what about... Why are you giving away all the fucking stuff? Come on. Okay, I'm sorry. We'll still stay with the Patreon. But that one time that Shaun... Well, when he grabbed... Alright, fuck off. Let's go. Jesus Christ.

That's what you wanted me to do. I need one of those buttons so bad. I'd be like for 30 minutes I could just talk and make a story that no one will ever know. Alright. Chaps my ass. Can I get to it quick? Please. Yeah, you haven't done Chaps my ass in a while. It's so fucking fresh. It fucking pisses me off so much. Goddamn birds in downtown. Pigeons in fucking downtown.

I know what you're going to say. And I felt like before it happened to you, we talked about this and I warned you about it. Well, I had it hit me a little bit. Not like recently. So we record downtown. um we i parked by the bar because we were we were uh meeting there we we normally pre-talk a little bit before the show we don't get we don't want to give everything away you know we just kind of share a little bit about what we're thinking i fucking park underneath a tree a tree that can't be i mean they're so small i mean i'll say 12 foot at its most yeah this i don't know it ain't fucking big yeah it's not tall it's even that big by the time we got done and normally we then meet up afterwards have a drink and i got to my car there was so much fucking bird shit on my car i'm not even joking the whole fucking hood was covered my whole i big truck full-size fucking truck head to toe and fucking bird shit when he says covered he means i mean it was fucking covered it was it was gross almost like you went mudding it would exactly yeah it would have been better if we went mud yeah i went shitting yeah that's what i went if it was the same like i would like literally here's when you go mudding you have some fun sean was running pigeons everywhere but think of like what your car looks like when you go mudding now that's what your car is going to look like when you park underneath a tree downtown my car sat there and

went shitting yeah it just was a fucking just and you were there for four hours like four hours i mean it wasn't like it wasn't like we're out all night right or anything like that and i like my fucking windshield was like i had to like wipe some of this shit off just to be able to clear it off to do it yeah and i paid for a monthly subscription for my car to get washed so this is what brought this up yeah because i i got a new car and he was like did you get the monthly subscription i'm like yeah i fucking did like i'm one of those people now and he's like the other day and he goes i parked downtown i go the tree was it the birds i went so then i you know go home and it's not open so i'm like i'm not gonna fucking i'm i'm a cheap ass i'm like i'm not gonna fucking pay for one when i already have this monthly subscription so next morning i come out like well it looks worse than you remember it driving and i know everybody could every stop time that people were looking at me like where the fuck does this guy literally do yeah which by the way i had a huge meeting so i'm in a fucking full suit as my car oh my god really tattooed and fucking bird shit just like the worst and i got stopped at every light people i mean it was that much bird shit people were like god you know and i i could just feel it and I'm like, oh, I go to the car wash before work.

The guy has to power wash it on both ends. And he's doing it for a long time. He does that on my side, you know, the other side. And he keeps doing the whole thing. He's like, I think I'll loosen it up enough for you. Literally, like somebody comes out and like looks at it. And then the other guy grabs it. So I have two guys power washing my car.

They go around the whole thing and he comes up and, you know, they put you on the rail where they turn you on and then you start moving and he like tells me to roll down my window he's like hey come through a second time you're gonna need to go through a second after they power washed my car had to go all the way through it and back through a second time that's how much fucking bird shit was because for those that don't know like usually they do have a power washer but usually they just do a light spritz yeah on like your windshield in the front like where there's bugs yeah not even a power wash it's a light dusting they had the one that's in the trigger where right when they hit it it's got real kick and you can hear and he was like doing it forever like i'm like there's a car behind me and they're just stacking up and i'm like i'm that guy i am that guy where they had to be like what the fuck is going on fucking guy probably got a power she's like my arm hurts that's why i'm sure i'm sure twice i can't do this anymore we might need to go through four or five times here but yeah that's how bad it was so oh my god fucking chaps that just chaps my ass like bird shit and it's so gross dude because it's everywhere yeah i mean like but it's everywhere but it's like it's like i get pissed when i get like a real bad spot like when they shit like sideways somehow parallel it's like they burned out on my this on my window like they put their back legs to it and then power shit off of it i don't understand how they do that no but that is so much worse because i don't know what it is there's certain trees downtown here here in cedar rapids where they all nest it's just used to be right in front of bricks which is a local bar and they've like migrated and now it's like but you and you don't even see them no because i pulled up and i'm like they just chill because i remember i'm

like i'm under a tree but i'm like there's no birds i'm not gonna be here i'm like i'm not like here all day you know i mean or whatever all night you know i mean well fuck no so i will tell you next so next time like what i say to people is when you park just look at the spot and the sidewalk next to it so that will show you but i kind of did really yeah and it wasn't great well Props to our city for power washing. So, I'm just saying. Fuck the birds. It's so bad. Yeah. Because it's not really anybody's fault. No, it's no one's fault. But it just fucking sucks. You know what I mean? It's like fucking bird shit just ruins a lot of things.

The thing that I don't understand, I mean, whatever. Like, this is getting to fucking, I don't know. What the fuck do pigeons do? Yeah. What are you eating all day? Why do you guys all have to be in the same fucking tree? There's so many trees downtown. Like, there's a park. Probably because it's downtown eating. poison so it's the whole time so yeah crunch query day they're getting after it you know what i mean anyways i hadn't had one for a while but i was so upset the funny thing is i kind of forgot about the fact that you had a truck so it's like white truck what white truck just do you think does it get in the bed no thank god because no i have a cover mine has a cover oh because i'm sitting here like it would still be sitting there like the fucking yeah oh we'd have been eight more times I pay a monthly subscription.

I'll go through this motherfucker. Okay, so that's the thing I've wondered, too. I've never had the monthly. I never really gave a shit about my car that much, unless it was super dirty. But you have a new car. You want to keep it clean. One of the best. I will never not have it now. Yeah. Granted, if times get tough, I would eliminate my stuff. But that is so worth it. It's pretty fucking awesome. And I go through. I don't care. I go through every day because it's not far from my office. it goes even if it's gonna rain run okay so that's been my thing my daughter even started making fun of me the first few times it was like fun she's like oh this is great and then i'm like we gotta grab a car wash she's like oh my god this is like the fourth time this week i'm like why not i pay for it i pay for it i might use it but they're cool and you go to these places they take care of you they get you in and out they roll yeah cars through quick and your car's clean yeah but you know every now and then once a month i'll get in fuck around and like vacuum and stuff like that yeah but just your day-to-day i i go almost every day i started being that guy though where it's done and then like i drove and i went home and then i came out a couple hours later and i was like look at all these fucking water spots well you got a brand new car i know and it's black it's black and it's murdered out with the with the rims and everything yeah i mean she's pretty sweet she's pretty pretty pretty pretty so i was like well yeah i have to have microfiber cloths in my car i fucking pull out and i fucking wipe the whole thing down and i drive home and that spits some of it out and then i wipe it down again when i get home and i'm like i am such a douche right now but i just love the way it looks when it's like pristine i think it's important that

shredder looks his best fuck off fuck you so hard for remembering that if you want to know what that's about you'll have to turn to patreon because that was in the ozarks it was mike's car may have killed something but anyway anyways you had a still cool and it's not even still it's a topic i want to talk about yeah and i think we have time for it celebrity interviews so this is something i thought of because recently within the last like year uh it wasn't i'm not maybe it wasn't a year but the fantastic four movie came out and there's this interview where they're being interviewed and if you could find it it may be fun to watch but just look up uh joseph quinn fantastic four interview and i bet it comes up so it's four of them it's four people Pedro Pascal it's the Four people who are the newest one The newest one because you throw that around like there hasn't been Fucking 18 god damn And they're doing this interview and this Girl's talking the interview and she's like Just the dynamic of the family and everything She's like I just I gobbled it up And that's all she says and the two guys on the End which is one plays the thing and one Plays a Oh my god human torch One turns His face because he's like trying to hold together and the other one just like sits forward and as he notices this guy's gonna break he just slowly starts looking at him all serious the interview is still going on and then when the guy hides his face and he like coughs to like cover it up he goes like this and stares at him even harder and finally they die laughing and then like peter pascal's like what are you guys doing over there he's like

oh dude he's being inappropriate sorry like we're just a bunch of children just gobbling it up they're trying to be adult but it's like i love god damn it dude it's so it's so stupid but it's so fucking funny um and that that just got me thinking because that's you know that there's a certain clips earl i can't stop those certain clips i can't slow down there's a certain internet clips i'll watch it every time i don't care if i've seen it 10 000 times i'm watching it every goddamn time and that's just one of them now i think about the the this isn't necessarily a celebrity but i think about the what happened to the you know nine inches you promised me last night to the weatherman.

I can die laughing. Okay, watch this. If you're watching on YouTube. Gobbled it up. It was so well done. I've never played a part in that chemistry. Vanessa Sue is a soon-to-be-one who's going to be stepping into this massive new role, but she also wants to hold on to her career. Felt so cool to do. I can't even tell you. I spoke to Matt and Kevin and everybody about any tropes, and I was worried about it at certain points. That's how he's still looking in his direction. You know, he annoyed him sometimes because I was thinking about it so much because there are so many features associated with so much of the time Mubble and films and the decades have been...

What are you guys doing? He's just making funny faces at me. He's being very unprofessional. Listen to big sisters, very boring old... No listen, this is a real family. This is what you're building. You're showing me... This interview makes me laugh every time just that part but it got me thinking just about either inappropriate Or like awkward or funny celebrity interviews. Okay, you hit me with the uncomfortable Is what you told me. Oh, that's right to whatever because the other one I had to talk about it I have two more to talk about and they're super uncomfortable. That one's just funny and made me think about the topic.

Okay. You got to tell me your other ones. Cause then I, I sent one for Logan to queued up too. Oh, okay. So the other one is Tom Cruise back in the day. This is old, old clip, I think, but some guy, I think it was a guy that was known for fucking with people on the red carpet, but he's wearing like a flower or like a boot in here or something, but it's like a water. It's like connected to a water thing. And he's talking to Tom Cruise and he squirts Tom Cruise in on the red carpet. Does he lose it? No. So in typical Tom Cruise, he's short. He's not like super imposing or anything. And he's kind of awkward.

He like just kind of wipes his face. He's like, why would you do that? Like debt? Like, like the way, like a, like a 50 year old dad would get mad at a kid for doing it. It's like he didn't right here. And then he just goes, you're a jerk. Okay. I'm okay. I gotta see this.

Well, it's especially. Actually, Sturcy Lee is true to form. Sturcy Lee is true to form. Sturcy Lee is a family. He's got a journey in his family. Oh, the microphone! Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Come here. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? very funny okay what's so funny about it's funny now it's ridiculous I don't think this hold on he is coughing he's so pissed but he knows but it's the way of that hey hey Don't run away.

Yeah. Don't run away. It's so awkward, though. That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and answering your questions, and you do something really nice. Dude, it's fucking water. Calm down. Jesus Christ, dude. Okay. But I... You're a jerk. You're a jerk.

But it's the way a dad goes, like, I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed. He, like, wanted to make sure he felt as bad as possible. But I think he did. Oh, he did. As opposed to, like, terrible. terrible watching it but as opposed to like the guy like freaking out him hitting him then like blah blah oh yeah but by the time they got his eyes like oh my god like i guarantee i'm never doing this joke again like this is terrible you know i mean like he kind of dressed him down but that's how i felt like tom cruise would do it he did exactly kind of what i thought he would do oh i thought he would have freaked out and been like i'm gonna come at you like a you gotta remember tom cruise is shorter than me what do you mean he's the most famous person on that whole fucking Absolutely.

Tom Cruise would destroy you. Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise would kick your ass. He hands off class Just because he does his own stunts man Tom Cruise is extreme especially back then We may be uncorking a whole new I talking about Tom Cruise now I feel like I could take Tom Cruise. His fucking old ass would beat you down. Do you think that you could take Tom Cruise right now? I do. You're so wrong. 100%. Did you see him in Top Gun? How long ago was Top Gun? Even the new one, how long ago was that? I'm talking about the one that just came out. Sure. How long ago was that? If it was four years ago, he's getting ready to do another one.

We'll start a poll. Guys, who thinks I could take Tom Cruise? Please, in the comments. Please. I think it would be entertainingly quick how fast he would take you. I agree. I don't think you know how fast I could take him down. Oh, I don't. I mean, you guys. I have a lot more weight than him. You guys would look eye to eye. You don't. You don't. I think he's shorter than me. Somebody said he's 5'4". He just wears, like, lifts all the time. Yeah, okay. I don't know. I am flabbergasted. You're insane. So smoked. Dude, we got to get this to Tom Cruise. I want to wrestle Tom Cruise. Who is this guy?

How hard could it be to get him to do it? Come on. Guys, we can make this happen with all of our listeners. Come on, guys. For the record, I'm totally on Tom Cruise's side there. Of course you are. Well, because just think about the security and safety thing of it. Yeah, it's water. It could have been anything. And somebody could have snuck anything in there and hit him with it. He doesn't know what's happening. he has to walk down the rest of this red carpet and do more interviews sure he's been in hair it's like i i don't know i guess there's just people who take things a little too seriously and i'm clearly not one of them he was way more calm than i think he needed that he i'll put it this way he was way more calm than i would be because it looked like it was like a movie premiere right that he was on there oh i'm sure it was and so then it's all these people that want his interview and he picked that person is the way i have it in my head right you know i mean like so first of all his publicist definitely got fired you know what I mean but I'm just saying like it's like you showed up to my movie to embarrass me I don't really got time for that stuff yeah then just walk away it's fucking water or just don't do that I'm not saying I would do it I'm just saying it doesn't feel like that extreme but then if you're going to do it dad it don't fucking like punch him Like do the, why would you do that?

Oh, that's why I said he did the right thing And again, I didn't bring this up Because I'm glad it happened to him It makes me feel so uncomfortable When I watch it that I don't like it And that's, yeah Because you know he would kill you Well, because I know I could take him He could kick your ass You're in your head going, if I was that flower guy I just would have punched him after that No, I would have wanted him to swing first So I can get that settlement Maybe that's what he's wanting Quick takedown That's why he still got out of his cash Just saying, it's like he didn't run into me Well the water thing's assault You know what, I'm gonna escort him a hot water How about that?

Alright, what's your other one? Oh the last one was like, so there's a lot of Ellen ones Obviously we know now Ellen was a twat waffle Are we doing the scary ones? Is that what you got? No, those are funny, right? But no, an uncomfortable one was So in 2008 she had Mariah Carey on And Either new I'm only laughing because I think it'd just be uncomfortable to talk to Mariah Carey? Oh, 100%. Just because I don't know that everything would register.

What are we saying? Apparently, Ellen either thought or got some inside information that Mariah Carey was pregnant. She's pushing her to basically announce it. Mariah clearly doesn't want to, to the point where she brings out champagne. It's like, drink some. She doesn't do it. Then you find out later, she ended up saying, yes, I was pregnant, and she ended up having a miscarriage. You're like, Maybe don't do that. You know what I mean? You're picking weird ones. I dude awkward fucking interviews Is that people are saying that that you're pregnant? How many rumors don't discuss that? Alright, well, you don't have to know that's okay. No honestly, you know what?

Let's just toast with champagne and decide Some champagne it's just fattening so you can't have champagne that's not champagne cuz you know it is Is it really? Yeah, you want to taste it? I can't believe you did this to me, Ellen. Yeah, so like, she plays it off as being funny, but it's like, that shit's not funny. Yeah, what a horrible position to put her in. That's what I mean. And Ellen did this to people all the time. Like, now you can look back. But by the way, everyone did it. Like, David Letterman had some awkward ones, like, where, like, they made people, like, Diane Sawyer made Britney Spears cry, like, just talking about shit that she said, please don't ask me about.

How about to the future? You can only for both of our futures, who knows what they hold? Who knows? All right, go ahead. Okay, cheers. It's too early for me. I only drink it after 3 p.m. Yeah.

Awful. Horrendous. Right. I get props to Mariah Carey because it's like she played it off. What was that? We're not Bill Cosby. Can we talk about Bill Cosby for a minute? No, we'll save that for Patreon. It's fine. that's a different episode very very but yeah there's funny ones there's awkward ones there's just like all but there's so many so you didn't get me thinking about i mean but anytime you do that but i guess i ellen making it as long as she did embarrassing people like is kind of weird like most of the time if you embarrass the celebrities you just don't make it right like you just don't i always thought they were kind of in a little bit on it well like i think early on they weren't i think she started i think some of them might have it you know i mean and then they then she got bigger and then she was around the bigger people that let it happen but whatever um but yeah when you hear more about that that's just like pregnancy that's just a shitty like like that's just that's like it's it's girl code i would think it's guy code like someone's like dude i'm like i'm not saying you could be nine months pregnant you had the day before your date birth i'm not saying shit until i hear from your lips that you're pregnant i i realize that but i'm saying it's girl code somehow like that we have guys have our own code about things that feels like that involves it like i'm not going to be the one like how much you want your show to do oh yeah like how selfish are you to like do that right i agree i did send um logan one that i was

uncomfortable as fuck which was very convenient of him to send it in advance i did oh usually i I sent him stuff, and he's like, dude, I don't have time for this. That was a shot. That was a shot at you. What have I ever said that to you? He talks so much nice to you in Erik. By the way, he found all your- Can you buzz yourself for how you treat me? Have you had your microphone shut off for like five minutes and you didn't know? I'm about to. Okay, five minutes? Come on. You're both insane, Max. We're about to both turn on you. Yeah. What?

I don't even know what this one is. I mean, I know Ronda Rousey, but- All right. All right. So, yeah, this is Ronda Rousey, where she's talking about WWE, like where she switched from essentially MMA with Golik.

So, Ronda, let's go back and start with when you knew from the MMA, when you were done there, when you knew in your mind, I'm not going to fight anymore. I never said that. Ah, so there is a possibility that you could go back in time? there's a possibility that I could go back in time. That's your question to me. Go back in time and fight. Go back in the octagon. I do not have the ability to go back in time, no. No. Would you fight again? I don't know. How was the training for this as compared to the training for your mixed martial arts compared to how you're going to do in the ring?

It's a lot different. it's much more grueling in that I don't really have to think about peaking my body as much. It's more about my performance that matters more than anything else and so I can be a lot rougher I guess on my body than I would be able to during a fight camp. Ronda Rousey with us as she gets sets for Wrestlemania 34. Ronda, what are the things that are different and yet somewhat the same sometimes when you look at WWE as opposed to Inside the Octagon? You know, I wouldn't really relate WWE with the UFC so much more as I would relate it to more like choreography for movies or fight scenes or something like that.

You know, like I look at like a scene from like Oldboy that they had to the hammer fight scene where it's like all like one camera the whole time. It was on for like six minutes, like forever. No, she got hot though. Like you could see right But what he meant was like in upcoming time. He didn't mean like go back in time. She clearly didn't get what he said. He was like comma, go back in time. Exactly. Yeah. It was actually, I just don't know if this was it for what I listened to, but it was that part of it when he was saying that. And like, yeah, she gets all pissed. You can see it in her face.

They have to end the whole conversation that was supposed to happen because she was just kind of like a fucking bitch about it. Checked out. This was back when they were like one of the number one shows on. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it was, it was, which by the way, they could have been way worse. Cause there were some people who interviewed her. Like, was it when you got knocked out cold that you decided maybe I need to go into fake fighting? Like, but then she like totally fucked herself. Cause she's like, well, it's more like choreographed, you know, it's like, right. Nobody fucking says that the WWE, you're basically saying that it's fake at that point.

So like that whole thing was fucking uncomfortable with it. And it's like, here's what I don't get. I don't get the fucking people that don't embrace the people that are promoting you. Right. Or the fans or whatever it is. But it's like taking it to concerts or whatever. We've talked about the lead singer in the Counting Crows, right? You're only there because everyone's willing to buy tickets because they want to see you sing. Because then it doesn't matter. Then you yell at them. There are some fucking great singers that are in the middle of nowhere that nobody listens to. Right. Nobody fucking listens to.

Right. You know what they do? Go to work. Yeah. Right. Because nobody's listening to them. Instead, you don't have to go to work. some shitty dumpster you know i mean like they're not living their dream you are and you can't be bothered right to like entertain the people that pay like you forget that you are just like you're just like this is just how you make money yeah just like we go to a job you get the fucking people like this stuff so yeah anyways that's a whole nother another tangent with that stuff but um yeah if you ever watch that with her because i think i think then like it goes back and it's like greenie ends up saying like no and he like tries to explain it but it was kind of a fun yeah and you're like it's awkward it was just so awkward and actually you can see like where golik was about to like kind of freak out and he's like okay how's your training because he's like at any point i could pull out one of these things that's just gonna end you like don't don't make me don't make me be that guy yeah but you know what i you know what i realized oh do you have another one gotcha i know what you're looking for and i know you have another one yeah but i already know what you're about to look for and i got that thing care of too oh okay um god look at you uh but i did want to talk about have you watched the real wolf of wall street yet i've watched you've seen the wolf of wall street yeah right logan have you seen it leo dicaprio movie leo yes have you hit a lot of buttons i keep muting myself because i keep sneezing and i sound like a have you seen the real wolf of wall street uh so like the documentary so basically what it is it's a documentary about him for real which was god what was his name

uh i want to say it's hard to say jay i gotta stop thinking about it no go ahead yeah but yeah anyway anyways it's on discovery right or on uh jordan belford yeah jordan belford it's on paramount oh it's unbelievable this guy is the biggest piece of shit in the world really literally like when you watch it you kind of root for him because he's leonardo caprio playing a roof or then you start watching this and you're like, this guy is a fucking piece of shit. Really? Like a horrible like he has the most short man syndrome fucking like just an addict. Like Tom Cruise? Yeah.

Because I could take him. It's worth watching. I think it's like a four part. So is this something he signed off to do? No, he wouldn't respond to it. I was going to say. But guess who else has done it every other motherfucker in the movie the real people so then they show you're like this my character was this person blah blah blah because he fucking rolled over on all of them yeah so he's the one who did it basically rolled over everybody did fucking 18 months and was out and all these guys fucking lost their you know yeah and he probably made quite a bit of money off that movie and his life story but then like if you haven't noticed then he was out you know whatever and then he's on all these podcasts and i was like oh he's telling stories you know like everyone's like liking him again i haven't fucking seen him this has been out now this has been out for now like three months i think and you haven't heard fucking boof because he's he's a fucking piece of shit oh i'm so excited what is it what did you say it's like one two hour thing or like four four parts and i think they're like an hour and a half yeah somewhere like it's because you're listening to these other guys and you know and they're all most of them are like yeah i was wrong like they're not like that but they're like you know they talk about like how they got into it how they whatever here's the thing when you have like 12 to 15 people whose stories sync up oh it's kind of like they're all like and they're all line up and you're just like it doesn't take a genius to know that fucking this guy was right or wrong or whatever yeah well i'm gonna watch it so it's worth the watch and it's interesting how

when you look at leonardo di caprio and that the way that was done by scorsese you're like yeah that guy's fucking cool yeah i mean that was a great movie and you rooted for him and then he watched this and you're like oh he he actually really is trash he's a really scumbag he's an actual scumbag yeah so the closest thing i can think of that just because so logan mentioned earlier that movie that's coming out has penelope cruz i fucking one of my favorite movies of all time and it makes me feel so dirty and like bad is blow yeah and so like that guy george jung young yeah but it's j-u-n-g I think he ended up, I think now he's dead but like you kind of find yourself rooting for him in that and then all this shit comes out afterward like no, he was a fucking piece of shit father, don't act like he was trying to make it better. They Hollywooded it up.

Exactly. And then you think about it, okay that makes sense. And you're like yeah they have to do that but it's like I get it but yeah man a fucking, what is Johnny Depp playing him? You're like oh man I feel bad for this guy. Alright brother, I'm a bladder is about to bust so I'm going to give you one here and see if you can get it here. Alright. What has four wheels and flies four wheels and flies I feel like this is so easy do you know it? yeah is it a garbage truck? nice yes oh fuck you did you text him the answer? no god damn it give me that dad joke I'll be honest it wasn't the fly part that I was never going to get there I wasn't even going there.

Okay, I'll give you one more. I'm hyped. I'm super excited I got that. I'm so upset. Why is a baseball stadium always cold?

Why is a baseball stadium always cold? Because there's no heater. I don't know. I feel like it's something about a heater, but that's... What is it? Because it's full of fans.

By the way, that could be any sport for the record. I just want to throw that out there. But whatever. Those are good. Those are good. Those are good. They weren't great. Yeah, it went great. You did good, buddy. This is not my category. For being like all of a sudden thrown into Erik's world, you did good. I thought about it a little bit earlier. I'm like, oh, we better have one of these. You saw me start. I was like, oh, fuck. I need a tattoo. Erik, we fucking miss you. We miss you. You can come back, I guess. I know all the fans miss you, too. But you know what? Good for you. Yeah. And also, Aaron, we hope you had a great birthday.

Happy birthday, honey. That's how much he loves you. Yeah, but we are going to move on to Patreon after a little bladder break and talk about the Ozarks and maybe why my car is now named Shredder. I gotta fucking pee. All right, love you guys. See you guys next week. Love you. Grab your walkman, take a ride Back to the days when we had pride And mixtapes, small trips Saturday nights We're still cool, right? We're still cool, right? Talking old school life Retro laughs and good time vibes From toys to trends to neon lights Come rewind with us tonight Nostalgia never gets old Even if we do