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Ep. 78Aug 12, 20261:05:09

Baseball Gloves, Game Jerseys, and Bidets

Mike, Erik, and Shaun got together for another laid-back episode of "We're Still Cool Right?" The guys knocked back some bourbon pineapple whiskey sours while covering all the bases.

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Mike, Erik, and Shaun got together for another laid-back episode of "We're Still Cool Right?" The guys knocked back some bourbon pineapple whiskey sours while covering all the bases. Shaun's son caught a live ball at a Cubs-Cardinals game, which was pretty damn cool. They debated whether wearing sports jerseys is still acceptable outside of game day, argued about ice makers, and somehow ended up talking about bidets. Mike also scored a vintage Bose player at a tag sale for ten bucks. Good drinks, good laughs, solid episode.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

In heaven there is no beer That's why we drink it here. That's why we drink it here, baby. Welcome back. Go Hawks. Go Hawks Go I'm gonna I'm gonna get into a lot of stuff football and Hawkeye related later So yeah, and a little Notre Dame stuff you came like full jerseyed up ready to go I know you are ready to roll talk about it So I had a big football day for it being the what third of August Yeah, I'll explain eventually more to come with that. Yeah, right, but welcome back everybody yeah yeah it's good to be back i was gone i know i feel like oh yeah you look different i was wondering fuck new sean did great all that weight i lost your you trimmed so much beard off by the way it's crazy oh fucker hey man you left fuck you leave but for you it's been several weeks it's not just last week oh that's right we had a week yeah yeah because we were saying this last week that it seemed like seemed like a while a while okay well a couple things to catch you up one let's try and make them uncomfortable two anything sexual you say say directly directly there's a lot more paprika back in the room yes there is yeah yeah salt and paprika beards are back baby yeah that's right uh good well it's good to be back.

Feels good. My ass planted in the seat on Mondays. It's just been... Feels like home. It does. Feels very much like home. But I'm crazy excited for this drink. So can we stop fucking around and start doing about this? So I made this drink because I found it. Oh, I thought you'd give me shit. Shaun found this drink.

It's brought to you by Benz Beverage Depot. 501 7th Ave. Big green building. It's a big green building. This is the bourbon pineapple whiskey sour. We just made it a few minutes ago. And this is, we had to half it because our glasses aren't like full pint glasses. As we poured. Well, those were not even pint glasses. They had to be bigger. No, those were like, the guy had more of like a canning jar. You know what I mean? It was like more of like a mason jar. Like a mason jar. There you go. That's right. That's what that was. Because, yeah, I think these are close to them. Yeah, so for the first drink, I went to pour it and I put it.

It's full of ice. I put in three ounces of bourbon and it basically filled the cup and I'm like, oh fuck I think that's the other thing like with the crushed ice it fills up so much more than just like tiny cubes And that's what he used, but he probably had a 24 ounce mason jar, you know what I mean? And it was, but it melts so quick though too, so it does But you even called it, you're like, this is gonna fit No way And I'm like, yeah we're gonna stop this video I said to you guys before, so I go, three ounces is a lot in a drink So then Mike had to drink three ounces of whiskey It's fine, I shot it down, you know I don't work tomorrow, but I'm Tiss.

So, no, but we have the drink. So, this is one and a half ounces of bourbon. We went with Knob Creek. I think it was a barrel select or something. But any bourbon will do. Normally, it's five ounces of pineapple juice. I did half a can, which was like three. And then an ounce of lime juice. And then just a couple spritzes of club soda. Just to give it a little bubbles. Yeah, it's probably like an ounce to two ounces. Stir it up and, you know, no garnish. But it looks fucking good. Cheers, everybody at home. Make the drink.

That doesn't suck. It's not bad. I'm okay with it. I will say the only thing is if I did this again, I would use bigger ice cubes because it just melts so fast. So it waters it down a little bit. With a smaller ice cube, I always feel like it's hard to kind of get to the drink, too. That, too. You're like breaking... Because that first one was very watery, but then I powered through it and then I got a little of that pineapple. That's good.

Yeah. I didn't mean to make that sound like I drank. I know that drives people crazy. You're right. As you drink a little more, you can even see like it's kind of layered, you know, like the ice sits on the top. It's got layers. It's like an onion. It has layers. Yeah. Like ogres. I don't like I have not done the science on this, but I guarantee you there's a good bartender that'll tell you why they don't use tiny cubes in any drink because I think it's because it melts so fast. You can't control the dilution. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, oddly enough, when I, like, I buy bags of ice at home because, like, my fucking, my ice maker, it works.

But all it does is it ends up, like, melting and then, like, freezing solid. And I even had a refrigerator company come out, and they're like, your condenser's fine. Like, we can't tell why it's doing that. And they're like, well, we can come out again. And I was like, I'm not going to keep fucking with this, like, because the fridge isn't that old. So I just buy bags ice, but I only buy Hy-Vee ice. They got good ice. They have good ice. It's like, it's not huge. But they're good size. Yeah, it takes a while to melt. so like if i want a couple cubes in my whiskey it lasts so this weekend this past weekend i was out at uh camp courageous for a youth group thing but they have a nice ice maker and i'm like every time i have one where i have like regular access to it i'm like man i really want one of these i know so i want one in my but they're so expensive they are ashley and i are cursed when it comes to fucking ice and i think it's just the curse of the fact that you know we always entertained and have people out there and so we of course we never fucking have any you know our ice makers are broke so when we get down the lake we buy a new refrigerator because ours went down well we bought one because it had two ice makers it had one like in the door and then it had one down below that oh shit fucking both are broke we haven't even had for a year the bottom one's broke the top one i guess makes it but it it's slow and it's like god damn you know i mean like I have two. I'm planning on wanting to break.

Yeah, yeah. It was like, so the one that broke is the one that would make a ton of ice that I wish, you know, whatever. But, so we talked about this year, like, for, uh, like our Christmas present would be, like, getting an ice maker. Like, just an actual ice maker. I mean, especially down there. Like, you think about, like, right now, my bitch is, I'm going to the pool or, like, something, and I hate buying a giant bag of ice to then just fill a small cooler. Yep. And the whole concept of I'm spending money to just throw it away basically. Especially since ice is like six bucks a bag now where it's like, I mean it's not a lot, but it's like, come on.

It adds summertime. It adds up. For fucking frozen water. Yeah. You know what I mean? That it is like, yeah. But to have something like that readily available you can just be like, hey, we're going out of the boat. I don't have to go buy a bag of ice. I can just scoop it in. So now they have nice ones but like there's ones you can buy that are like 60, 70 bucks that sit on your counter and it just makes it but it's kind of like this ice. I mean even when it drops, it's still wet. it's not fully frozen. Right. And it's like, I mean, I want one that makes the cocktail cubes and drops. Well, and you got to really commit to those because you got to keep filling them up with water, you know what I mean?

And then you got to dump them. So if you're on it, though, it really works well. Like our friends out at the Ozarks have a couple that sit on their counter and he's good at like working, like he'll get down there and work it through and fills up, you know, so he's got bags that he uses for like cooler ice. Shout out, Jim. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. So he's got a good brand. i would love to know that because i bought one like a countertop one is literally the ice would produce drop melt circle back up like it was i was basically just burning energy making ice all day that didn't hold like it never so his but he always like dumps his tray and like he gets like the ice bags dumps it puts it in there and puts it in his freezer and he just starts okay so then like he'll get on a roll and all of a sudden he'll have like five bags of ice that he just made himself you know in the okay i mean and like that's you know you can buy fridges though like i think it's nick and jen they have a fridge that makes the square cubes yeah and you can like pick like it makes normal ice but you can also like it'll drop the big cubes that's what i want yeah but then i need it not to break and that's the hard part so yeah or it doesn't matter what we buy it just fucking it just fucking breaks yeah fuck technology they don't make them like they used to oh i mean we still have the fucking trays at home that i fill up right i'm the only person who does it too so my fuck like everybody's like they'll put it away with like one cube left in there just so they have to fill it back up and i'm like rationally angry just fucking fill it up yeah like well there was still some left two out of eight doesn't count fill the rest up at some point you'll have to get into a debate at the pool with jeff about wet ice versus cold ice or frozen

like dry like not dry ice in the sense of dry ice but like yeah he always calls like the bullshit that comes out of like hotel ice makers wet ice because it comes out wet yeah that's this and it doesn't hold it doesn't hold no it liquefies in a minute yeah think about like the bags of ice you buy that's yeah solid because then what happens is like yeah it's still wet then you put it in the freezer and then it's just one fucking yeah it's like nachos it's one nacho i don't want one 20 pound ice cube man like that's not practical in any sense of the word so nobody uses an ice I watch Basic Instincts!

I watch Basic Instincts! Only in Basic Instincts do you fucking use Ice Picks! I don't need some hot blonde chick stabbing me in bed after fucking coitus! What are you talking about? What a way to go though. That was a good move going blonde. Making sure that you... Kara would definitely stab me. And she's blonde. I love you. Ashley if you're gonna take me out, do that. Don't poison me. do that. Don't poison me. True. Give me a good time and then just take me out. It's alright. You're not wrong. I'll leave with a smile on my face, I promise. Yeah. So you've been down in the Ozarks? That's why you were gone?

Yeah, so I was gone. You were having such a terrible time that you didn't want to be here? Yep. Just a little getaway. It was dead week for sports, so it worked out for us to go down there. So we went down and it was beautiful. It was hotter than fuck. It was so hot. 100 degrees that's the place to do it but yeah i was like we're in the right spot for this um and then wednesday we left and we went to a cubs cardinals game so shame on me cooper's 14 it's the first fucking major league game i had him at i didn't even really think about it but he's like like for as much as he likes baseball though you know we kind of talked about it he's like yeah but dad by the time i would get done with baseball like i was just kind of sick of it i didn't want to go to a game you know i mean like by the time it was over he was like just ready to be done you know i mean so that's why we didn't get to a lot of games or then um fucking wrigley's expensive i mean it's awesome but it's expensive and i jumped on like eek or one of the other ones and was looking at tickets then i just went to mlb where you don't pay as many fees or anything with that for it we sat 10 rows behind the fucking cubs dugout for 90 a ticket yeah it's like you can't sit in the back row at wrigley for that you know i mean i was gonna say though too like the fact that you took him at 14 is a good thing because the memories he appreciates it like it's he appreciates it the memories are gonna hold like it's yeah i because i always thought Aaron and I would talk about going to Disney

and it's like thousands of dollars. They're not going to fucking remember this. Spending it and let's have it. That age range where they're like we appreciate this and remember it. Also, in my opinion, Disney's overrated. But that's just me. I went once. I won't go again. That's a whole other one that we can get on. But fucking Cooper was jacked. There's Cubs cards. By the way, we're not Cardinals fans. We're Cubs fans, so fuck the Cardinals. But Bush Stadium is a great stadium. It's a good stadium. It's not Wrigley, but it's great. It's fucking cool because you get in there, you know, and you can see the whole city and everything around it.

And they got, it's cool. But we got the seats behind the Cubs dugout. Majority of everyone sitting around us were Cubs fans. Yeah. Like, so we had this, our own little pocket of Cubs fans. There was four guys behind us that were Cardinals fans and they were old boys and they were fucking hilarious. Yeah. It was like, they must've been four friends forever just flipping each other's shit nonstop. You know what I mean? like just constantly like razzing each other and it was great um and then uh fucking cooper good for him he got a fucking ball yeah which is crazy got a fucking ball from a cubs player from a cubs player so it wasn't a foul ball we didn't have any foul balls come close to us you know like kind of in the area but but nothing but then every time the shortstop or they'd come in um dugout he'd toss one over the net.

Well, it's hitting behind us. One comes over and I kind of reach for it, but I was like, I'm not going to get to it. I couldn't get to it. Then it was the seventh inning and he fucking threw it and it was next to us and it bounced off the guy's arm and hit the ground and Cooper just goes down and he disappears and all of a sudden he's like, I'm like, you got it? I'm like, you fucker. I'm like, I don't know how many baseball games and your dream is to get a foul ball. You know what I mean? And this was the foul ball, but even it was played. I mean, it was the final out. It was that play was the final out.

And he came over of that inning. You know what I mean? So it was a played ball and got the goddamn ball. And it was like. It's so awesome. I was like, God, good for you. You know what I mean? But I was like, you don't know how fucking lucky you are. Okay, so me and you talked about this a little bit yesterday. I was like, now he's broken. Because he's like, I went to one game, I got a fucking ball. I'm like, you know how rare that. Like it's different if you go to like a minor league game like they throw a lot over you can just stand outside the walls And if there's a home run you're gonna get it right I mean yeah, but like in a major league game It's not that easy to get those I know and it's like on a lot of people's like list of shit They want to get yeah, you know, I mean like it's yeah, like I've always wanted to catch one, you know Yeah, this first game. I'm like dude. You don't realize how lucky But I'm like good for you like he had to earn it. Yeah, I mean yeah, I'm not mad at you you got it. Yeah, no, it was like that, and everyone was really cool. There was another kid that was next to him that was a little bit older, and they both kind of went down for it, but he wasn't you know, didn't push Cooper or anything like that, and he was kind of happy that he got it.

It wasn't like Cooper took it from somebody else either. You know what I mean? It was all on the ground where he got it, but I'm like... That's awesome. I'm not shocked Cooper got it, though, because he's like, he's a tough kid, and it's like, if he sees him, he's like, I'm going for it. Yeah, he's going for it. Good luck beating him out for it. Yeah, he was all over it, and it was fucking awesome, though. You know what I mean? And, like, obviously taking your son to a baseball game is about one of the greatest feelings ever. You know what I mean? Yeah. You just walk in and, you know, we saw, like I said, we had great seats.

So we were around the stadium before, and we're not Cardinals fans, but, like, we still appreciated what we saw. Yeah. You know, and he was being cool about it. You know, we still saw that. But because it's such a rivalry, there's tons of Cubs fans down there, too. Yeah. So we ended up talking to a lot of those guys. Both teams travel well. Yeah. We ended up talking to a lot of those. And then when we walk in, he's like, you know, dad, this is unbelievable to see a stadium like this. And I'm like, yeah. You know what I mean? So now you're like, all right, we're going to Wrigley next year. Yeah, so I'm like, all right, we really got to get you to the Mecca, man.

You know, we got to get you to the good one. But it was. I mean, yeah, taking your son to a ball game doesn't get much better than that. And then him getting the fucking ball. I can't believe you got one. The Cubs lost, which sucked. But so PCA is his favorite player. Yeah. And he fucking, it went to extra innings and he hit a home run. Yeah. I'm in the goddamn bathroom. No way. Really? Because I'm like, I got to pee so bad. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to run up quick because we were close. You know what I mean? So it was like I could run up and the bathroom was right around the corner.

I fucking run up and I peed before in between innings and got back before it happened. I go up there all of a sudden It was extra innings So it was like everybody was holding it and then had to go You know what I mean and so then I got stuck in the bathroom line waiting for that shit then you screwed and you could hear it and all of a sudden it like that may go and I like no fucking way and I come down and Cooper's gonna smile he's like he fucking hit all you know it's like you know it's his favorite player so he wanted to see him hit it so I'm like he just had a night dude you know so then the Cubs go up but then uh he didn't be like dad go away again so they can hit another and as sean's family like i'm shocked you weren't like i'm going back to that well because i've been to norderdame parties where like i was in the bathroom and they fucking scored and they're like get back in the bathroom like i don't want to go back in there now okay yeah but i sure did go back in the bathroom and they're like never mind we fumbled i'm like all right i'm coming out no we'll give you a tv stay in here right yeah we'll scream updates at you we'll let you know yeah um no so and then yeah st louis came back and yeah close it out you know what we're still ahead of them in division so yeah yeah and they were really yeah big threat there so it was it was good though it was fun and actually part of it worked out well because then like you know they're all celebrating i'm like you want to get out of here you want to watch it he's like let's get out of here i'm like all right so we just pulled right out you know and so all the cards fans stuck around and we could get out pretty easy so yeah it's good that's awesome man it was really cool but yeah anybody thinking about that stuff and looking at prices look at other stadiums yeah i mean like look at get some of it because you can you got a deal earlier going the brewers yeah watching up yeah

i mean like and if you go to cool stadiums like that even even the rivalry they're good to us so yeah i mean i'm like i've never tried to go to like let's say like a yankees game in new york right but i'm guessing there's certain stadiums where you know the price is going to be high sure you know what i mean like and chicago is one of them unfortunately like it's the price is high so you guys tell me just because i've not i've i've experienced some major league baseball games but I've never been as big of a fan as you guys. There isn't like the people don't talk as much. I mean, there's like a little bit of ribbing or whatever, but it's not like people are like.

It's usually not as bad. It doesn't seem like the rivalries are so heated. It's not like the football games. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's not like that, but it can get a little chippy out in the bleachers. Yeah, the bleachers are always worse. Because it's always, they're boozing out there pretty good. Yeah, but bleachers are always worse, I feel like, no matter the stadium. Also, not to call out a city, but like you've seen it in football there's certain cities that are worse than others for being dicks right so like Philly probably pretty bad the fans are pretty bad I'm not saying I'm not saying they're all bad yes yes I mean it's not as bad as Eagles fans but like I've seen things where it's like but also it's like it's kind of just the East Coast you know what I mean because like New York everyone has seen the fans fighting they start at like a level 6 though like they just walk around at a level 6 yeah where we're like oh we're just here to see the game we're like go fuck your mother you're like alright Jesus Christ. Now you have to get up to your level and then they go to a 10. You're like, well, I guess I'm getting a fucking fist fight.

I haven't been to a baseball game that was bad. I really haven't been. I've been to a couple football games where I'm like, this is terrible. It's a lot different vibe than that. It's the baseball laid back a lot more.

I feel like NFL is probably the worst in my opinion. Then it goes to NHL or soccer. I'm not even counting that one That's other countries But I think then it's maybe like NHL Then maybe it's basketball Baseball is really low on the whole Get that pissed over it Now granted if it was like wild card Sure like playoffs That might be a lot different Otherwise The only time I've experienced anything terrible And it wasn't even terrible Was the one time I went to Iowa State To Jack Trice to watch the Iowa State game some people were talking shit you know what i mean we ended up winning so that made them worse because they were talking even more shit it's like you can either put your head down and just fucking be an adult and keep walking or and you know i broke up one fight because i was like it was a buddy and i thought if you lost you're not allowed to talk shit you're not that's the thing it's like dude shut up look down and walk out of the state you know what i mean but i didn't stop them i'm not saying that's all iowa state fans kara i love you but yeah so with that being said I do have a still cool here.

So what I shared with you guys was I was going to say catching a ball. Well, obviously that's fucking cool. But actually what I kind of talked about a little bit was is it still cool to bring your glove? You know what I mean? Because that used to be the thing. You bring your glove to the baseball game. Always. Like when we were growing up, if you were going to a game, you grabbed your glove. Every game I went to as a kid, I brought my glove. So I think what happened over time is people realized like one, they don't want to carry it around and shit and two, they're like, it doesn't really hurt as bad as you think it's gonna right like because i've had one hit my hand like where i was like close to getting one shut the fuck oh yeah like not not in the palm but like it went off my like and i'm short i was at max reach i wasn't getting it you know what i mean somebody give me a boost but we've all whose shoulders can i get on i'm just picturing this video i just saw somebody launching a guy up to the basketball hoop and it's like the dirty dancing song just like I was thinking like soccer when they lift them up.

I like their shorts. Yeah. Rugby. Rugby. I'm sorry. When they lift them up. Yeah. Yeah. But like we've all seen the videos of like there's a dad holding a baby and a beer and he like puts the beer in the hand with the baby and just catches the ball. It's like it doesn't hurt that bad. And then he still catches it. Now like as a little kid, yeah, it's going to sting pretty bad. But even as a kid, you're still going to try and grab it. I don't like I still see some like in the stands when I watch baseball. I still see some kids with gloves, but it's nothing like when we were young. I also think it's different to where you sit.

So if you're going to sit in the bleachers, I think it's probably, you know what I mean? Like, cause you want to catch your home or like first or third baseline where there's more foul balls. Well, there's so many nets now, you know what I mean? Obviously whatever. And they, they, I know I, I have such an opinion on that, but, but I, I'll never forget. God, was it Hap? Who was it? It was, it was a Cubs player within a few years ago. He like line drive before the net was extended and drilled a kid in the face. And like he broke down, was balling on the field because he saw it happen. And the kid ended up being okay.

Thank God. But like had to get wheeled out and taken to the hospital. You know what I mean? And that's why they extended. It's like too many people were getting lit up. Also, cell phones hasn't helped because people aren't fucking paying attention. Well, I mean, I will say now when you go to baseball with the pitch clock and everything, it moves the game over. It moves it along, which it's a lot more fun to watch. I think it's a great thing that they put that in for baseball. I do too. for a while there it was getting so fucking long when the batters stepping out of the box redoing their things all the time you know then pitcher wants a new ball and it's like just fucking throw the ball you know it would just take forever to where then you would look at your fucking cell phone you know i mean but and i'm also the pitch clock i love it there's some purists that hate it it kind of sucks when you go to a game because like if there's games that have ended in like two hours you're like holy shit that was a really fast game yeah but for the most part they still last two and a half well and i would say but it was two hours of entertainment so as opposed to like four hours of like just snooze i was there for four hours but i only got two hours in i agree you know where it really is a lot more that way is that only a mlb thing this is just no they implemented in minors because like kernels have it now okay yeah i'll say i just haven't been to a kernel game in a while yeah they have it now dumb because i get for free but right it's just dumb Whatever.

Let's go. Jesus. We need to do that. Super fun. I mean, our schedules are so free. We don't have anything else going on. We have plenty of time to do this stuff. Speak for yourself.

You're living in a different world here. We probably should do it before he gets a job. I was going to say, dude, it's knocking on the door. So anyways, yeah. Bring in your glove. Still cool? I don't think so. I don't think so either. Yeah. But I will say I loved it. I loved seeing everybody with their gloves when I would go when I was a kid. I don't hate when I see somebody else do it. I'm not like you're but it's just like even Cooper is like, I'm not bringing my gloves. It's not a thing anymore. It's not like, yeah. I would equate it. This is the guy that's not the huge baseball fan. I would equate it to like bringing a rain jacket because it might rain.

Yeah. You know, it's kind of like that. Your odds are super low. Also not cool though. I agree. condoms are the worst i agree but i will say there's other difference who fucking cooper's gloves are expensive as shit so he doesn't want those things sitting on the ground you know i mean like yeah when we were kids we had like a 15 dollar glove that got passed out by your uncle 12 bucks that was beat up anyways yeah i had you i didn't care where i said it you know his is like yeah if you want to bring the baseball glove i have sitting in my garage that's You can have this one that I got from Target.

This is the club you're going to take. If you leave it at the seats, it's no big deal. That's the thing. I just don't think it's a thing anymore. I don't think it's cool either. Get it, but I don't think it's the cool. It's not the thing to do. Some people still may hold on to it. Nothing wrong with it. It's not the first thing you do. Kids these days don't really do it. It was fucking awesome. I'm so proud. That was a pretty cool thing. That's awesome. I'll kind of lead into the next one just because it's still sports related. I'm obviously wearing my Hawkeye jersey today. So it's just been this weird thing.

Like my kids are very sentimental on seasons. So sometimes they just go like, it doesn't matter the month. It could be fucking June, May. They're like, I miss Christmas. I'm going to go Christmas today. I'm like, what are you talking about? And they'll like light one of their Christmas. Layla has a million candles. She'll light like one of the Christmas ones that smells like pine or whatever. blasts Christmas music, grabs a Christmas blanket because we have one for all and puts on... Dude, this is my kids. Puts on Christmas pajamas. You know what I mean? It's just Rudolph all day long. It shuts the blinds and just acts like it's Christmas. You know what I mean? And I'm like, holy shit. Hey, I respect that. It's kind of fun. They'll do Halloween and stuff. So the other day, it was like Friday. I was like, God, because our favorite season is fall. It'll always be fall. I think it's most people's favorite fucking season.

but some people are like summer and i'm like i don't like being super hot yeah i hope baby yeah let's go yes i mean it is the best it's it's got everything you want and more but like so it was like friday or something she says that and she kind of like hinted at it like a week ago she's like is there anywhere we can get like anything pumpkin spice i'm like it's fucking june or july like what are you talking about and so then it like kind of just grew through the weekend and And then I noticed there was some fall thing on YouTube on. And the pumpkin candle was lit. I was like, oh, fuck. Here we go.

Well, then today, she's like, I miss football. And I was like, you make me want to cry right now. I was like, you're so proud. So proud. And she's like, I just miss it. Because people would come over. And we would just watch football. And we'll have game day snacks and all that stuff. I'm like, baby, you're talking to the right guy. I miss it, too. But we don't have a ton of time. It's knocking on the door. We got a month. A month and a little bit, right? and she goes, will you wear your Hawkeye jersey today to match me? I'm going to wear mine. Nice! And I go, hell yeah dude, I'll do that. So we ran some errands and whatever and then she's like we get home and she's like, can we watch football? I go, there's no football on honey and she kind of looks at it, I go, wait a minute you just want to watch football. She goes I want to watch a Hawkeye game. I go, I can find one on YouTube. She goes, really?

Hawkeyes. I go, I'll tell you what Big Ten classics. I go, I'm going to show you a great one. Let's watch when they played Ohio State in 2017. sure as shit I find the game I was like sit down you're about to see something real special but we sat there and like watched the game and like she watched most of it like wasn't on her phone and she was actually asking questions and finally like yes yes you're hitting that age she's like taught her like how to get a first down and what the downs are at one point I thought she was on her phone and not paying attention she's like wait I haven't heard false story yet what is that and I was like god I love you so much and I was like and then like My son comes up and he's like, oh, and like he's watching it.

And I was like, God, I've never missed football more than like, sure. But you had, you had it. I mean, I mean, you did. It felt good for the day. You had the whole thing. You know, he had the, I mean, if there's no better promotion for fucking YouTube than that, you know what I mean? Where you can get to it. Full game. No, I put it back together. You know what I mean? Yeah. I have never done that, but it's like, you sparked a thought in me is like, there's so many games. I would love to go back and relive that moment. I don't want to re-watch the game that was yesterday. No. But I'm thinking of Michigan State.

That game was fucking awesome. Was that with Stanzi? There's been a couple of those. There's a couple of those games. I'm like, I'd like to go back into that. He ended up coaching here. The wide receiver that caught the end of the Michigan State game. It was a two-yard little cross. Fuck. I'll never forget that game because we almost fell out of TJ's loft because we were losing our minds because they won with zero. Was it McNutt? Yes, Marvin McNutt. That's who caught it. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely, with those things. And then, so if you go to Big Ten, like if you have Big Ten Network, they'll have classic games all the time.

Yeah, and they'll just play them, yeah. So the key is if you ever do it, just turn to it, but don't look at what it is because it'll say Michigan State classic games. So then you know fucking Michigan State's going to win. Yeah. But sometimes you can go to them, and if you don't know it, you're like, God, I don't really remember how this one. I know it's going to be a good game because it's on the classics, but I don't really remember how this one turned out. Well, my thing is, if I just want to watch and not know who wins, I just won't pick a Notre Dame game or an Iowa game because there's zero chance I'm going to – unless it was like the Vince Young game or something like that.

But if you just pick a Randall, let's say Penn State's 2, Ohio State's 5, I don't remember who won. You probably didn't watch it, right? Exactly. I remember all the Notre Dame games, but there's a lot of Iowa games that I don't really remember what the outcome – you know what I mean? Because there's a lot of – they were in so many close games. Yeah. forever since Ferentz has been there. It's been nothing but close games. Right. So I can do it with Iowa. Yeah. I can go to Big Ten and I just have to turn to it, like I said, and not look at they're not doing Michigan classics or they're doing Iowa classics.

And it's like, okay, then I know. I'm telling you, but I know you know the result, but, like, God damn, I forgot how fun that game was. It's kind of close. The fact that we were even hanging on and keeping it tied was like everyone was losing their minds. and then it just goes off the fucking rails and you're like holy shit and like i watched it live but even watching like there's a fucking interception i think it was his third one of the game where he catches it backwards one-handed right at the goal line and pulls it in i'm like that is the most ridiculous interception i think i've ever seen in college football so like even logan was like how did he do that i'm like i don't know man like they're not like us you know what i mean so then it got me thinking obviously we were wearing our jerseys i'm like are wearing you know jerseys still cool i was never an nba guy like i i never owned an nba jersey i don't like the way they look especially on me so i never wore one but like i love football jerseys and i love baseball jerseys so i think they're cool obviously i go to a game i want to wear one if i have one you know for the team but but then there's also that big stigma going around too like i'm not wearing another guy's name on you know another man's what last name yeah it was a big thing about like a yeah boo to that but it was like you know i mean like i'm not gonna do that are you ever gonna be as good as andre dawson let's go fuck yourself the fucking hawk all right the hawk dog you just gotta be lucky enough to have somebody like marcus allen play for your team i just bought his jersey and i'm like look at that i disagree with that fundamentally i i love that i have a marcus allen jersey because he was a big name player and he was on

the chiefs yeah so that's cool because it's my last name but i would like i'm more interested in like i want to wear the player that i like like i'm a big kelsey fan right i want to wear his jersey yeah yeah hey if you get a kelsey one i'll get a swift one i am a little bit i'm a little bit like i don want to buy him a home jersey but like he one of the most phenomenal players ever but it like everybody has a fucking mom jersey yeah but but i gonna get one at some point but It just one of the most phenomenal players ever but it like everybody has a fucking monster but I going to get one at some point but it just one of those if you get the one off though and then it like you got fucking traded and you're like god damn it I have a Dante Hall jersey I got fucking Tyreek Hill I got a bunch of them a lot of people have Tyreek Hill jerseys right now isn't that what I told you to put above your bed Aaron will love that Tyreek!

Hey, he's got like nine kids. It's a great place to have it. That's funny. No, but I think jerseys are fucking cool. Hold on. Let me backtrack. I remember, so I was into basketball when I was in high school. When I was younger, basketball was my favorite sport, between that and football. But my favorite one to play was basketball. And I remember when jerseys started getting cool, or popular, I got fucking sean kemp oh shit yeah fuck it i was i mean i walked into basketball practice that like fucking floating man like you know like my shit don't stink check out it's like he's like he got shit on me exactly but you couldn't tell me shit i was the fucking man that day you know i mean and and loved it um so i had more basketball jerseys jerseys because i had jordan i was just a big basketball fan yeah and i felt like you could only get professional jerseys too like originally when they came out i don't remember i never had a football team you know i mean i didn't i just never really cared that much you know i was always like i were a notre dame fan that's for football so i had basketball jerseys like i had a jord i I had a couple Jordan jerseys, you know, Shaun Kemp.

I just thought it was a really good question. I had Jordan and Pippen. No, I mean, that's fucking good, too, to have. I was a huge Bulls fan during that era. Obviously, like, everybody was. I missed those days because I loved the NBA then. Here's a weird question, though. If you had to get one jersey, I don't care the sport, whatever, that's not a team you like, who would you get? Oh, like what jerseys look good? No, no, no. Like, what player? Like, I'm a specific player. like and i don't care the team whatever team they were on that you like when you liked them but like what's a jersey you'd get that's not let's say it's baseball it's not a cubs one you know what i mean yeah i know it's just like because i've thought of this because there's like players i like a lot and focus on players because one thing that i've thought about doing recently is there's a guy that i buy like some of the cheaper jerseys through he makes baseball jerseys of football players so like i can get a kelsey baseball jersey like the clothes look like baseball sure it's kind of cool like it's a crossover thing but it's just like that's a little more casual wearing around than a football jersey yeah right no i got you i don't know man that's a good like i mean first i'll pick a sport so if i was gonna do football football i know what mine would be what would yours be devin hester for the bears oh okay i just thought like i love fucking dude he changed. You just loved him that much. I just loved watching him.

Or honestly, the other because Bears are kind of my second favorite team if I had to have one. It'd be Charles Tillman Peanut. He would be the other one. I could do Singletary. Oh, that's a good one. Fucking Mike Singletary, the old 50. I'd do that all day long. Buckus. Yeah. Yeah. That's 86. 86 that shit. I hate my jam. Yeah.

Buck, I don't know. Randall Cunningham him i fucking loved him when i was a kid he was like he was eagles jersey the 12 yeah i don't know that's a good i just got to think about this because i saw something the other day where like there's obviously so many lions fans that are still just giant stafford fans which obviously he played his whole career there until he went to the ranch so i get it but i would i'd be the same way like when andre dawson left the cubs i was fucking heartbroken but it's like i was still a fan of him and i watched like him as much as i could and hoped he fucking crushed it yeah so huh yeah i mean if you ever got that you like jumps around teams you hope they don't do it too much but you can still like yeah see that you're like i want to see him do good my my i'm gonna say two because yeah like it's kind of one's more nostalgic one's more modern day um joe montana with the niners even though he was a chief at one point like i would still He was more of a Niner than a Chief ever.

I liked what he did for the Chiefs. 16 looked really good. 19 looked so good. It's like when Kobe changed his number. I liked him being at the Chiefs because it kind of brought some spark. But yeah, I was a fan of him even when he was with the Niners. And then this is a weird one, kind of controversial, more modern. Josh Allen. I would have an Allen jersey. I was wondering about that. I wanted Josh Allen jersey. Now that he reminded me, just stuff that I've seen of him, I like him. He's awesome. Like, he just, yeah. Now, as a Chiefs fan, you can't fucking really like him. I can't really wear a Bills fan.

I feel bad for you, but it's like, but he does look fucking cool. I hope when Stafford retires, he joins the Rams. That's how much I like him. Even though the Chiefs and Bills are rivals, I, like, especially when there were so many Hawkeyes playing for the Bills, I was kind of rooting for the Bills, too. Like, I didn't want to. It was like the Iowa State thing. I'm not rooting for them when they're playing us, but I'll still root for them. Like to do well outside of that. Yeah. I just had this the other day. Like I obviously like Notre Dame and went to your family stuff, but like a huge player when we watched all those games was Samarja.

Oh yeah. But then he ended up, he was a, he was a cup. He was, well, he was, yeah. And he was a pitcher. Like he played football and he was fucking awesome, but he liked baseball more and he was fucking good at it. Well, I was watching a random video clip and they were, they were trying to guess someone's favorite player in like 10 questions or less. And the guy's favorite player was Samarja. I'm like, fuck, now that I think about it, after he left the Cubs, I never knew what happened to him. So I looked up his whole career, and it's like, he did okay. He bounced around a little bit. He bounced around a little bit after the Cubs.

He ended up in the Yankees for a while, didn't he? I thought it was. Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I looked him up and went through his whole thing. I just remember being. I was like, man, I forgot about him. I remember being down at the bars in Chicago. We were at a Cubs game all day and then went out and talked with one of the bartenders, and he's like, fucking Samar just had every woman down here. He just rolls in He rolls in and he's like He ain't here but fucking 20 minutes And out the door You know what's funny He's not married Personal life it was like nothing He was like he grew up here and went to this college I'm like he's a bachelor He made enough money that he's going to live A very good life for the rest of his days He just walks in and takes his pick He walks in and he has two drinks And he's like he's gone Are you Jess Amarja?

There's always, he's like, it's not weird for there to be two girls. They just love him. And I'm like, yeah. That's hilarious. Good for him for both being athletic and having a game. Making the most of it. You know what I mean? God, Gabe, good for you. Use it all up. Take advantage of your ability, sir. All right. So let me ask you this. If you are going to, what sport are you getting a jersey for? So like which jersey do you think looks coolest? The style of jersey. Style of jersey. not just like your favorite team football to me on me like i like the football yeah yeah um football hockey's a close second like i do like hockey jerseys you know hockey you look good but i've never i've never owned one because i'm not a little too big on the arms is the only thing on purpose yeah but they're great in like the winter you know i mean you put it on it's comfortable you know i mean and you can still like it's yeah um but i like the concept of a baseball jersey because I feel like I could wear that like more places, I guess.

Like a football jersey, I'm like, I'm probably wearing it to the bar at my house or to a social gathering to watch football. But I'm not wearing it to like just go out and have dinner or something. But a baseball jersey, you can kind of get away with. It's a little more comfy. Button them up? Are you leaving it open? What are we feeling today? It's like a polo without a collar. A little hot? You want to do a couple more buttons? You know what I mean? Yeah.

I would agree that basketball's the worst, probably, for me. Just because, like, what am I going to do with it? You've got to wear a t-shirt with it, right? Unless you're, like, a dolphin and hairless and, like, jacked. I just don't think they look... I mean, some people pulled off really well. Some people do, but it's rare. I'm built for a hockey sweater.

That's what I'm built for, right? Hey, guys, this is also why we have a face for radio. You know what I mean? When we started doing video, I was like, this is a terrible idea. yeah we're gonna hurt somebody when once sean took the middle seat i was like motherfucker because i was i didn't even care and then i saw the first video i was like oh no uh turns sideways yeah i fucking claim this middle yeah nobody needs to see my boiler hanging out over this by the way new sean did the same thing he's like i get the middle i was like motherfucker whatever whatever the new sean wants all right fuck off there's only one sean there ain't no new shot here's only one shot thanks clint right um yeah so i think i would probably go football or hockey just because that's what i'm built for but that's it would go one of those two then baseball then basketball would be my last one yeah for sure yeah i can't see myself ever owning a basketball jersey if i did it because like i also just don't care enough about basketball anymore yeah i just don't really watch anymore like you know i mean like i go to how many iowa parties or how many notre dame parties you know what i mean like i have them like so and i go to games and i do that stuff so it's like i would have that all day long with the cubs jersey like because i actually go to that shit yeah i watch nba when it's the finals or like you know what i mean then i kind of i still don't even know who half the players are exactly right it's getting more and more i'm like who the fuck where's tim durant yeah i would bring in almost every other sports before oh shit tim duncan i can't believe i did that nobody i was like kevin durant i just

combined them that's how much i don't watch nba he couldn't have fucking been older in any moment than right there because i totally met tim duncan i wasn't even thinking kevin durant but i just combine the two where's where's lebron jordan right i don't remember this bullshit so i would say you got to consider like almost every other sports jersey before basketball because like dude i was like i'll wear a darts jersey i'll wear one of eric's biking uh what are they called is there a name for them a little yeah they're jerseys biking jersey see that's a a little tight there too i'm gonna be a little snug i have said resistance yeah i mean you might as well put on a fucking speedo there's a reason you don't see me wearing them dude i don't i always said like when you got me biking years ago i was like i'll always bike but i go i'm never buying a jersey because i feel like that's like you dipped your toe too far we got to do the um the button downs like what i have the smoke gear one that's that's the way to go it's not a it's not a true jersey if you will because it's not no tight just a very breathable like it's a collared it's collared shirt, same material, but it's got buttons so you can just rip it open.

We can go fight party boy. I'll be riding and it's fucking hot and I'll just pull it halfway down so the airflow happens. By the way, he's in a kilt with no underwear on at the same time. He's got plenty of airflow. Everybody will love it. Unless you're downwind from him, you're like, why is there sweat hitting me in the face? Goddamn Erik's taint sweat. Smells like cheese. It's raining back here. It's raining.

What do you expect from a guy that slept on picnic tables all week. Hey, shout out to all you Rag Bright writers. I hope it was a good time. All right, so our jersey's still cool. I think they've gone down. They did have its peak, where it was like, you fucking had to have a jersey. So I will say, yeah, because I don't see young kids wearing them much anymore. So let me say this. People buy them. They're fucking awesome to go to a game. They're awesome to go to a party when you're rooting on your team. I don't think they're, they used to be like a daily wear and i don't think they're daily wear anymore i think it's valid to think about the younger generation because like for me i i mean even in our age group i think it's still cool like i it's how many times do we go opening day of football first game of the year whatever it is like people are wearing shit oh yeah everybody's wearing jerseys yeah so it's not that it's not cool in that sense but if we're taking it from the perspective of the younger generation my kids are less like they still want one yeah and they'll wear it occasionally mostly i think like supporting me almost but they don't wear them regularly right that's what i'm saying but like cooper's gone to you know a football game and he fucking bought one at the viking stadium you know i mean he just i bet that was cheap yeah he bought one or then actually one of his buddies like i got an extra one you can wear that one and then he's like well i want to buy one too you know i mean yeah kind of a deal which i'm pretty sure he's a fucking clay closet biking. They do. Oh, fuck.

Really? I know. Jack loves basketball jerseys, and he still wears them. Jack's always loved basketball, though. Yeah. We went to a game, and he was like, he's a Nets fan, and he was like, I'm buying what the hell? What's the Milwaukee team? I wanted to say Timberwolves, but that's the Bucs. I was thinking Minnesota, but yeah, we went to the Bucs game, and he liked one of the players, so he bought one of their jerseys. Yeah. it's like yeah i mean so that's what i'm saying i will say like that's a good point though nba is like a younger man like i don't know a lot of dudes our age that are still like super in nba but like i know a lot of like seniors like younger guys who they still they're all in on it i think in some way they look at it it's like they are they would probably if you were asking them these same questions they would be more about the players than about the teams yes oh for sure for sure i think yeah because like jack was like i like all these guys that i play like dude just okay with yeah like at the pool the other day some some guy with like a guy older than me was talking about somebody goes like oh so because then lebron go to the 76ers yeah okay so they were like are you a 76er he goes wherever lebron goes that's where i go and this and this guy's older than me so i'm like i i was half time to be like you're not a jordan fan like you fucking have him. But it's fine. Knock yourself out.

I should have said that. Judas! Yeah. But I was like, it's kind of crazy hearing a guy in their 50s be like, no, wherever LeBron goes, that's my team. And I was like, shit. It's also different now because players move around much more than they did when we were growing up. So then all of a sudden if you do pick a team, all of a sudden you can have this dumpster team because they don't get anybody. You know what I mean? So then you start picking more players and then you follow them around to have a chance. You know what I mean? But Judas is so good. I wish I fucking had yelled that at him, and then just walked away, right up the diving board, just staring at him like... Yeah. Judas. Sorry. Instead of cannonball, Judas! Judas! Well, we can't lose all the Jordan fans. I know! Fuck, because we are!

They're gonna die at some point. Yeah, exactly. Eventually, we're all gonna die. God damn it. This fucking Jordan guy I keep hearing about. Isn't that the guy that makes cool sweatshirts? Oh, that's the guy with my shoes? Oh, he fucking played? Oh, he played? Bastard. Oh, God. I don't know. Yeah, I think jerseys are so cool. They are definitely not what they were when we were younger. They're not their peak. It's not like Turtle from Entourage where you had everyone. I forgot about that. Turtle had so many jerseys. He had all of them. Yeah, matching hats the whole deal. I get it. People still like having them though I still they haven gone away You can still get a Jersey fucking walk into shields and see how many jerseys are there you know i mean that just rolls through all the time so it still big i think it just bigger to go to the game than it is like your daily wear yeah but i think there's still there's still a lot of people that collect them too sure there are yeah there's a ton of people to get signed jerseys frame them like all that stuff too well because now you can do cool shit like when you when the like that picture frame that you got for a jersey those look nice a basement they look actually when you do it well and has a signed thing it looks nice it's not just like this dude poster stuck to the wall you know what i mean it does look i saw a house just get listed not too long ago it was probably a couple months ago and in the listing the whole entire basement the dude had so many jerseys signed jerseys in cases and he's leaving him but it was and all the pictures i'm not saying he's leaving him but i'm saying like yeah i'm like holy

shit there's like the entire basement was yeah cases of jerseys jesus i think those actually look really cool i love them yeah i would love to have a dog but but as a sports fan i think the jersey looks really cool in the it does case and folded just act perfect and yeah yeah so send me that listing i want to see i'll find it i just need my jollies off to that picture so if you will yeah so all right they're still cool though yeah yeah we all agree yeah i would agree definitely cool yeah i don't give a shit if the kids like it or not i know that's the thing is like so oh i was gonna say that like logan has never had a jersey he he just doesn't didn't really want whatever but like we when we went to this fan of bananas he's like i want that jersey i'm like of course you do it's fucking 100 something like whatever actually they have some cool shit dude like so we all we all got shirts right and then like he you know and he wanted to buy it himself because he's 18 and has money but like it's it's sick looking and it looks really good on him now me i'm weird because i have my stature like like this is a medium normally i would wear a large but it would be down to my knees sure so it's like and especially the dress mike's wearing bro a baseball jerseys are longer than you think because they have them tucked in right so like you don't think about that you're like they do not fit me well yeah you know what i mean yeah but like he looks great again as a bigger guy i can leave it unbuttoned and then i'm good to go i have some friends that they like the baseball jersey being long because you can just

not worry about that i still can't do that though because like if it looks like you could barely see like the like if you're looking at me from the back checking out my ass and all you could see is like barely the bottom of my shorts then it's i still feel like oh yeah you don't want to be wearing a shirt dress exactly yeah it's like when like a kid is wearing their dad's shirt you're like, Jesus Christ. I've seen women walking around in public and I'm like, is that a dress? Sometimes fucking Sophie comes upstairs. I'm like, are you wearing shorts or what are you wearing? I was just going to say this.

I picked Layla up. Tell me you have fucking shorts on. She's like, of course I knew, Dad. Make everybody else know that. Those are basically underwear. Are they shorts though? Make everybody else know that, please. Walk around with your shirt tucked up a little bit so they know there's something on. but whatever i think that's why they all do the shirt tuck things also to show their like where they're the back or whatever no like all the girls they like roll their sweatshirts up underneath or they'll tuck in like different like they'll do it so that it's showing i do that and i get told to get out of the bar i don't know that's because you're always picking your belly button it's true it's true oh i do look like you're a man that's got something to say i don't know your hands on it? I don't know. Did you have something? He's getting ready to buzz. I think he's so used to buzzing me that he's just ready for it.

I didn't know if he had something to say. Sorry. Shaun's just making intimate contact. That's cool. Where were you on the other two, dickhead? I put him on the board. I know. I'm giving you shit. Do we got one that's not cool? I can make something. He had shit to deal with. This is true. Is having shit to deal with cool? Hey, we're looking for a good plumber.

We could use a good plumber. And I know this isn't coming out for a little while, so we needed you earlier. Yeah, it's too late. We're not live on air, but yeah. We fixed it ourselves. I do have something I have to bring up.

I'm sorry that this is going to make you uncomfortable. No, I'm not. We slightly talked about this, but I got home the other day. I have to think of how fast I can say this. Okay, so I went to a tag sale. And by the way, it was someone from the pool, which was awesome. And it was like, I've never been to a tag sale. It's basically an estate sale. You walk through the house. And I'm walking around. I'm like, there's some decent stuff. But I'm like, nothing I need, right? But I've talked about how I'm getting into kind of VHSs and DVDs. And I'm going to make a little nostalgic room. And you're old.

You like to go to fucking garage sales. I fucking love them so much. It's my favorite. But anyway, so in like the 90s, early 2000s, like not everybody, but a lot of people had those bows players it was like a desktop bows player it was like shaped kind of funny yeah but they and they had a remote wave yeah yeah yeah yeah so i like look great with the green black numbers yeah yeah and i'm like looking i'm like fuck there's not a tag on this and the sale said if there's not a tag it's two dollars and i'm looking i'm like no fucking way is that two dollars right because they're they go for like up to four hundred dollars on ebay i was gonna say for two dollars you can find out if that thing's fucked up right dude exactly so i like grab it and I like go to the person we know and I look at her and go hey this didn't have a tag but I don't think this is $2 and she looked at me she goes 10 bucks I go done there's an old guy behind me who's probably like 60 and he goes god damn it and I go what and he goes I thought it wasn't for sale or I would have bought it sorry bro like that's why it pays to ask you know what I mean I took that thing home found like two old slippers of CDs I had from like back in the day put in some like outcast it sounds so good i text matt and god damn it i wish i had it recorded it was so funny he wanted it so bad and i could have been like i'll sell it to you for 50 i'm like no i fucking want it like get it home works perfect sounds amazing and uh was it only cds no can you get the radio on it well so i talked to matt later he came to the pool that night and i told him he goes do you have the cd version i go isn't that the only one he goes no there was a radio one i have

that i've always wanted the cd when i go mine plays cds he goes fuck but does yours do you have the radio though too yeah it's a radio god yes it's sick dude has the remote fully works like it's both so fucking sounds amazing so good amazing so that kicks off as i like matt was like are you gonna be home and i'm like no this is like a friday or something i can't remember the day and i get home and i park and i walk in and i have my hands full from that sale and i have like some shit in my car i have to bring in and there's like a package i have a light post at my driveway and it has like the little i don't know you can hang shit from it and there's a package hanging there and i'm like what the fuck is that but i have my hands full so like it's something for my son i just go in like i'll grab it later i knew about this apparently everybody did so then i get a call from kara like five minutes later and she's like hey dude i need you to do me a favor i'm like what she's like i had a package delivered to your house because i wasn't going to be home so can you just see if it's there because it says it was delivered i'm like is it like the white thing hanging outside. I'm like, I saw it. There's a package here. And I walk out there and I go, why did you buy a bidet?

And then I go, she goes, I didn't, but it's for you. And I go, fucking Matt. I knew right away. I was like, Matt bought me a bidet. Yeah. You mean, thank you, Matt. I'll get there. So I go, I'm like, why did he buy me a bidet? She goes, I don't know. Tell him yourself. I think he's right up the street. All of a sudden, his car comes like coasting down. He's just like, hey. And I'm like, what the fuck is happening right now? He pulls in. He's like, it's time it's time for you to fucking feel a bidet because of the last episode when we talked about that i'm like god damn you and let's be honest i know i'm gonna like it i just like i don't need it so i've never bought one so he bought me one still had he even left the receipt like i'm gonna do return it and so like we bullshit for a while i go in i set it up takes like 15 minutes super easy now also you got to remember this is what freaked my kids out it's not dirty water coming out of that right it's not look it's like oh it's the tank water i'm like no I put a T valve in the incoming water line.

It's like what you drink out of, right? Is it spraying from something in the toilet? Yes. Like, yeah. So after first use, don't drink out of it. But you get that first use, right? You get that first use. So I was like, I told Matt on the spot, I go, I go, there's only one way I would ever do this, but I saw a video of a guy do this years ago and I'm doing it. And so I was like, well, the bidet is installed. There's only one time I could try this and I turn it on. I'm just like lapping it up like a dog. It's shooting me in the face. I'll never do it again because now butts have sat on that seat and even though you don't touch the part the water comes out, I'm not chancing it.

I'm more concerned about all the peep articles. Spoiler alert, he's got fucking pink eye. Just so you know. My eyes have been fine, thankfully. I probably shouldn't touch him, but yeah. But no, so I got a bidet and I love it. It's amazing. It is a game changer. I will say, Matt, if you're listening, I found out today I wasn't hitting the right spot because I was like, man, I just feel like it's not doing all it's supposed to do. It's not cleaning properly. I found it today. You found the spot. I found Jesus, and it cleaned the spot. It is... Jesus, take the weed. Okay. And by the way, everyone's afraid of it being so cold water.

Your butthole doesn't really feel like freezing water as bad as you think it does. It feels fine. It's not freezing. It scared the fuck out of me the first time. For sure. All right. It's a shocking adventure, but... It's a shocking adventure. Okay, one thing I want you to do, though, because I know that you will do this, and i just wasn't able to do it the play-by-play like no i want you yes i want you to give us did you not see the videos the intimate details no uh i want you to put up a uh like a chalkboard that's like days since somebody has been sprayed in the face with the bidet it hasn't happened yet my kids are too scared but as soon as you start having people over for football and parties like somebody is going to be like what's this they're gonna bump it oh okay that's funny you say that i shouldn't even say this on here because everybody listens but like we found out the iowa state game is on like a kid weekend for me so i'm like oh i might just have like a big football party that day or whatever for that game be a perfect bidet day bidet day bidet day yeah anyway bidet days kids i will say shout out to matt you were right i was wrong fuck off good job uh yeah i ended up paying him back for it because i liked it and i was like dude I was going to buy one.

You just forced me to do it. He goes, no, it was a gift. And I was like, fine. So I sent him like 95% of what it costs. And he's like, I was like, there, it's still a gift. I felt shitty because he texts me. I was busy working. I was on a call and he's like, should I just buy this for Mike? I totally would have been like, how many people knew I was getting a bidet before I did? Like Jesus, I'm jealous. I want to take that baby for a spin. Oh, Hey, you come over anytime. And by the way, mine, you're the, you're the only, one that's not going to spray yourself in the face because you don't you know what it is by the way there's a front and a back so like for the men it's the back for the like ladies can hit their front i'm like great they're never going to get off this thing jesus christ anyways use the front i know i'm like my water bill is going to be so high like you've been in there for an hour get out can you try the front i haven't not yet i'm going to let's i'm let's be i'm gonna try it i just haven't yet okay so that's an awesome segue to the last thing and we'll keep this we'll We'll keep this brief.

I was going to say, because I have a joke. We'll keep this brief. You got a joke? Awesome. Okay. So I said you guys use the front. My still cool. Is it still cool to say that a drink is a little too feminine or fruity? I'm shocked you're opening this one up right now, because I feel like we have so much to say about this. I think we've got to hold on to that one. Are we going to take it to the Patreon? we should take it to the patreon or we need to punt to the next episode for that because let's take it to the patreon okay i have a lot to say about this so set it up the patreon topic will be is it is it still cool to give people crap about having a fruity looking drink so like if you have like a umbrella in your drink or is there a certain drink that a man can't order at a bar and then they're like where's my little umbrella you know what I mean you're like okay which like TJ this one's for you baby yeah because I feel like that's a better way to phrase it because like is it still cool to bully people no fuck off it was never cool it was never cool but sometimes let me say that again it's cool to bully your friends we'll dive into that because that's the thing it's ribbing is what I like to call it that's not bullying I wouldn't do it if I didn't like you If it's only for your pleasure, it's just bullying.

Okay. I love Trojan. Okay, we're getting deep into this. I like that. Thank you. I'm going to reuse that. I'm going to steal that. Now we're entering into bullying, and we've got to talk about that, too. So that's what's going to be on Patreon. Don't bully me all. Now you know you've got to get on the Patreon here. So download the app, Patreon, in the App Store, or however you get it on the other phones that aren't Apple. Just go on the Patreon and search for us. If you go to our link tree, it has our Patreon on there. It'll sign you right up. It really does mean a lot, guys. It does more for us than you think.

$10 a month, and we have tons of content on there now that gets added every week. Yeah, we really appreciate it. Patreon member, Brooke Zimmer, just got – she ordered a shirt from us. So had that through some stickers in there, one of our pint glass koozies, and dropped that off to her today. So shout out to her. Yeah. So if anyone wants a shirt, we can get them made for you. Hit us up through the Patreon. We're kind of doing the custom order thing through Patreon right now. Yeah, for right now, we're just doing custom. And then we'll get some more options later. Yep. so hit us with the joke buddy all right so this one's on the fucking holiday now we're just learning what this board can do i know i'm scared look at all these benefits of upload media He's going to hit it again Careful Hold your confidence Because I fucked something up There's no video to this episode No So this joke was from Jody And I thought it was great And I'd never heard it She said there's two electric windmills standing out in the field Won't ask the other What kind of music do you like?

Stuff that blows That's a good answer actually I'm already putting more thought into this than I have Any other, no I'm out So I'll say it again and then say the answer There's two electric windmills standing out in a field One asks the other, what kind of music do you like? He responds, I'm a huge metal fan Because he's a huge metal fan Oh I just didn't know, sometimes I can't tell I thought it was great I mean shit goes over my head a lot by that one I wish you would put the emphasis on fan You said huge metal fan I'm a huge metal fan I'm sorry I just get things faster than most people My bad Oh yeah It's so much faster now I know Does it say the mic button?

Because I feel like that's It just says buzzer but I can change it No I'm good thank you Alright boys it's been good to be back Good to have you back I'm the OG motherfucker I know you are. You always will be, baby.

Yeah, so thank you to Benz. Obviously, you sponsored the drink. It was a delicious one. It was delicious, yeah. And upload media. Right on it, my man. Can't wait to get the bad news here. Can't do it now. See? Bud. Fuck off. That was for me. Oh, perfect. I love that. Yeah, okay. With that being said, we're going to jump to the Patreon. Love you guys. See you all. Later. Bye.

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