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The Definitive Pixar Movie Bracket

On this episode of We're Still Cool, Right?, the title says it all: In the shadow of Toy Story 5 releasing in theaters, the Still Cool Boys (TM) head back in time to take on the ultimate Pixar movie bracket and…

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On this episode of We're Still Cool, Right?, the title says it all: In the shadow of Toy Story 5 releasing in theaters, the Still Cool Boys (TM) head back in time to take on the ultimate Pixar movie bracket and definitively select the greatest computer animated movies of all time.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. That was a good one. I liked it a lot. It was a quote from Jon Stewart, I guess. I was like, they're not wrong. I did a pretty good job of doing that. Happy Father's Day, everyone listening at home. We're back. We're back. I know we're going to talk a little Father's Day, so it made sense to me. Yeah. It was a good Father's Day. I said earlier, I had the perfect Father's Day when Mikey and I were talking because it was finally rainy we had nothing to do so like i literally hung out watch golf all day took an app it was fucking awesome yeah it didn't have to do anything that you didn't want to do awesome that was my question is what makes a good father's day right it's usually an app it's usually an app i mean normally we have a lot of stuff going like so the other plan we had was my family was going to come out and we were going to celebrate like my sister's birthday was yesterday and and we have other birthdays around there and we're going to go in the pool and that would have been fun too but then when it was rainy we did nothing and that was pretty fucking awesome.

Ashley's like, I feel bad. I'm like, don't feel bad. This is perfect. Out of all the running around that we always do, I'm like, we don't have to do any of that today? This is wonderful. I don't want an agenda. Exactly, yeah. I was going to take the kids mini golfing. We've done that before, but it was pure shit out. It just rained all day. Didn't stop once. I think the sun came out around 4 o'clock. Literally, yeah. We just chilled. and that term loose like it wasn't a lot of something yeah so yeah i had a good father's day uh my daughter wrote me something sweet my son got me something fucking super cool i named him after wolverine he got me a sign or like a printed framed thing of uh like deadpool stroke like touching hands with wolverine and then i already wrote like i love you dad or i love you bub love logan so it's pretty cool that was pretty cool and then my daughter was like it's really crappy you should go do something i'm like honey it's crappy there's nothing to do and then nick was like hey me and the kids are going to play darts i'm like oh i'll go do that for a couple hours so yeah yeah did you do anything no uh aaron aaron we went to brunch which was fine yeah i don't know every time i go to granite city it's like once every three years and i'm just like yeah i'll be back in three more years yeah that bacon though yeah is that is that the movie yeah their thing is like the millionaire bacon so they have that bacon that has like the sugar That's not my jam at all.

Because I just fucking love bacon as it is. You don't need to throw sugar on it. It was good, but it was out constantly. There were always people waiting for the bacon. I was like, I'll just go around you. Oh, yeah, sure. Was it like a buffet style? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You got to go to Peddler's Fork. They have a good buffet. Or good brunch. Cedar Ridge has a good one, too. Oh, yeah. I think Adam and Kelly went there on Sunday. Yeah, I heard about that. Shout out Cedar Ridge. future we'll do that yeah shout out to all the fathers out there that are putting in the work and doing it and fuck off all you bad fathers that you know who you are exactly for some shitty stories that we've heard lately yeah that came up in a conversation boy you gotta be a real big piece of shit just to drop your responsibilities for that so and as we talked about just real quick side note the fact that there's women who then get with these terrible fathers and want kids with them. I'm like, what did you not see? Like you could see that it didn't like he's not a good guy.

Not a good guy with this one, but hey, he's going to be different with me. I can change him. I can fix him. That's so weird to me though. Like leaving, like a dad leaving, is that a stereotype? And I guess it really happens, right? But like how do you do that? How do you just leave your life? I can't even picture that in my brain, like how I would do that. That's because we're normal people, yeah. But like it's so common. wake up every day and just be like, no, I'm not going to take care of that responsibility. That's clearly not mine. I was trapped. She did this to me. Has the internet made that harder?

They have my social security number. What am I going to do? Where am I going to go? It doesn't matter, though. You'll pay the state minimum of $50 or $60 a month for child support. And there's plenty of people that lie about it and get paid cash. They just keep under-the-table jobs so they don't have to pay child support. I mean, truly epic pieces of shit. You do have to be an epic piece of shit. They're probably the ones that celebrate Father's Day the most. It's like not only did you leave and shirk all your responsibilities, but also you're going to lie and not pay. You could literally just have it withdrawn from your paycheck.

Right. Like, I'm a piece of shit dad, but here's a paycheck. And then you at least be like, well, I got that. Yeah. Whatever. So, hey, to the good ones out there, we love you and we appreciate you. We know there's a lot of you guys that listen. And the bad ones go jump in front of a fucking bus. Let's get this drink because I've never had one of these. And I'm fucking thirsty. I'm pretty excited about it. But first.

So you notice we have a couple of drinks in front of us. I'm going to talk about the other one first. Because we are celebrating a special occasion. It's Mike's birthday tomorrow. Oh, boy. I honestly didn't think you would. Was hoping you guys wouldn't even think about oh no now is a good All right The get back says now is a good time to lower your expectations So it means it's it's probably not only a sex toy, but it's why it used He found so well and this is the good part of the gift it is brought some weller for us to sip on while you open your gift So thanks buddy. Cheers guys. I appreciate you. Cheers everyone on Smells good.

That part doesn't suck. I like that. So thank you, buddy. Should I open this? Yeah, go for it. I'm a little scared. I'm a lot scared. There's some good and bad in there. It's fun. I'm not looking. I have a couple that I'll have to explain. Oh, no. There's a shirt. This is going to be so bad. Describe this for audio listeners. Yeah, it's a black t-shirt I'm opening right now, and it says, Today I'm... Everyone knows Nicolas Cage is my favorite actor of all time And it says, today I'm feeling And there's nine faces of Nicolas Cage From different movies Which include happy, carefree, relaxed, excited Focused, stressed, angry Beats And meh This is fucking awesome Kara is gonna hate this so much Cause she hates Nicolas Cage And this is my second Nicolas Cage shirt And you have no excuse not to wear it Cause it is your favorite black color yeah dude it's i'm well done that's what i'm wearing well done is nicholas cage your favorite actor unironically yes like he so the day i saw face off i was obsessed with him and then i just got more into him like he had that really good run of like that and the rock and con air and well good to me and then gone in 60 seconds and then i went back and watched his old stuff which like there's some yeah there's some fucking stinkers out there but but he's really good too hey so leaving Las Vegas.

They're entertaining anyway. I couldn't decide. Jesus Christ. So another black t-shirt which everyone knows I love. Oh, you fucking asshole. I'll turn it around. You want to read it, Shaun? The goat loves juicy wieners. It says this throat goat loves juicy wieners. There's a goat with a giant sausage in its mouth. I guess I know what I'm wearing to the Ozarks this year. I can't believe that's a real t-shirt. I know. Oh, you'd be surprised. Yeah after we had to find him last year If a dick jumps out I'm killing you because I did that There's a button it's a box of the button Fucking scared me. It's a it's a jump out middle finger. Oh, which I feel like Put that over there.

I feel like that needs to stay there. You actually joke. I did. I didn't know what it was going to be. So I'm tempted between do we keep this out like that or do we save it for when it pisses off and then we give them the thing. Oh, there you go. We can play it many ways. So this is a book.

Ew! What the fuck, man? It says Cooking with Semen. 100 Delicious Recipes. That literally made my stomach hurt. It looks like tapioca pudding. Where did you find all this stuff? That was for Kara. It's just a notebook. It's just a notebook. That's your new notebook. Does it have to be? Actually, this is great because you know me. I'm going to use this when I'm out in public at a coffee shop or something like that. That's where exactly you walk through just holding it. The last thing in there, you're going to be really excited about this. There's two stickers in there. and one of them is the last one in existence oh fuck dude I just used my last one no I have more of those this was our old beer group that got shut down before we made the lemur oh fuck I already know what this is I just thought of it you're such an asshole it's the last one in existence and you own it is it?

I promise it's the last one if it's the last one it's pretty good Until he makes more of them. Actually, I don't have the artwork. I know who does, and I'm not going to tell you. That's awesome. It's my face saying it's dank as fuck. Thanks, guys. I appreciate it. That's fucking awesome. Hey, I appreciate saying guys, but you haven't got your gift yet. Oh, right on. Nailed it. Chris Pye5. You got him a high five. It was a crisp high five. Did you overnight that? Did you prime it? I worked real hard on it. It is something that I only reserve for a few people. I appreciate it, buddy. You can count on it, though.

Yeah. Goddamn right. For certain people. My birthday's coming up. When is your birthday? I don't know. Start exercising. There's different levels here. When is your birthday? High is the best one you can get. You might just get one of these. Or you might be too slow. Or too slow, yeah. Marlo's getting really into the up high, to the side, down low, too slow. But she learned it without me. we're talking about father's stuff yeah episode two like when your child learns something that you as a father should have taught her it kind of hurts from somewhere else thanks it kind of hits you yeah it really does yeah and she did it to me and i was like where did you know it hurts there's a dad like i read this one day and it's like yeah the neighbor uh was grilling and my kid walked over there and he taught him how to like make burgers whatever he's like so i fucking the next day i went over and taught his daughter how to ride a bike he was like get that one back castle.

Took a lie for a hot second. I thought that joke was going to go a different way. I bet you did. I bet you did. No. I'm keeping it good dad right now. In quotes, ride a bike. Yeah, ride a bike. A bicycle. Yeah. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. Yeah, my birthday's tomorrow. It sucks, but anyway. But a couple of shouts I wanted to give because I didn't even think to talk about this. There's so many June birthdays, and a lot of our listeners have June birthdays. So just real quick, I want to say our good pal TJ, who has emailed before and is absolutely hilarious and the best. His birthday was the 16th.

Kelly, who just recently won a bottle of our bourbon on Patreon. Her birthday was yesterday on Father's Day. Our friend Jamie, her birthday is today, as well as Wyatt, who's Todd's son. So I just wanted to say shout out to all the June birthdays because they all listen to the show. Happy birthday, everybody. When's yours, Logan? Is it June? Hard to say. Fuck off. Don't make me do this. I was going to say. I think it's on Facebook. I'm sure it's on Iowa courts. I'll find it.

October 8th. Oh, he got a while. We need to remember that. That's why he didn't want to tell you. He was like, hey, my birthday is next week. We're going to get you bad. Marnie's going to be like, why do I have to pick him up that night? I'm like, don't worry about it. Just trust me. He's not driving home right now.

We've got to get to this other drink. The real drink. Brought to us by Benz Beverage Depot 501 7th Avenue goddamn right the big green building notice yes Brad everybody knows yeah yeah they shouted out the bourbon on Father's Day they're like hey if you need a last-minute gift and so we shared it and everything and yeah our buddy Brad in the comments was like 501 7th Avenue I remember someone else was like big green building yeah maybe ash I don't know yeah that's awesome so um so i went in and i was going into ben's to talk to matt about this uh drink and what we have here today is a long island iced tea so you guys had said i've never had one i've never had one well i think i have it doesn't look like you don't remember it that's what you said no i don't which means you had a good long island i mean this isn't you don't make great decisions after you have that's normally not what you lead off with yeah so so i went in talked to matt i'm like okay so i'm gonna need tequila and rum and you know i've got it has a lot of liquor in it and i had some of the stuff but i didn't have most of it and he's like well we got this like pre-made mixed one and it's pretty good so that's what we're gonna do we did the mix so we got sweet and sour mix and the pre-made long island iced tea yeah i didn't know even existed. I didn't know that was a thing. I walked in when he was making it and I'm like, dude, I feel like you're forgetting.

I know. Where's all the bottles? I'm like, what are you doing here? We have more mixers than we do like alcohol and that's what this is supposed to be. And then, uh, yeah, you shared that. Matt dropped us this little winner. Alright, let's get after this. Long Island iced tea. Cheers. There's barely any booze in it, I hear. I didn't drink until I turned 21 and this is all I drank when I turned 21. I hated myself so much It's fucking weird though It's fucking good They're amazing That doesn't taste like any alcohol at all And they'll mess you up I hope so, I mean I would think so I've seen them where I go a lot They're like known for theirs And granted it's all well But it's just so much of it It's like you only need a couple Oh man that's good I could chug this Do it Do it Do it.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. No pressure, but do it. This tea tastes a little weird. It's from Long Island. Yeah, it's the Long Island. Thanks, buddy. Sorry, I was a little late on that one. If anyone's seen Cruel Intentions, they know that line. Ugh. Uh, my 21st birthday, borrowed bucks, which is no longer open. That's gone, yeah. But they had $5 ucolits, so it was this, like, plastic mug and $5, whatever you wanted in and I drank Long Island all night long. Fuck. Do you remember going home? No, not really. Aaron and I were kind of newly dating. Yeah, you were. Nice. Yes. And she saw you that night.

She has a funny story to tell you guys about. Oh, please. Me passing out. Aaron, you're coming on as a guest soon. Aaron's going to get real hot under the collar. That's a Patreon story.

Maybe that's who we should do for Patreon is talking about all our long island ice tea stories it's weird man it's good i don't i don't like full sugar soda and so like i can taste the sugar you know i mean it's a little sweet but like you don't taste booze no which is fucking there's a lot of booze there's a lot of booze in that there's a lot of booze in it which is exactly yeah according to ai which is you know always accurate whatever uh legend claims a man named charles old man bishop created the original long island iced tea recipe in the 1920s in the Long Island community of Kingsport Tennessee The potent five liquor mix was designed to look like innocent iced tea to trick authorities.

Doesn't surprise me one bit that his name was Old Man something. Right. You know, like he's just the one that's going to fucking. Old Man Tom's up to his Tom Fuller. I can't. I'm trying to picture the process. It's like, let's put every booze that we have into this. I feel like it's, you know, when kids do a suicide and they just put everything in their drink. Yeah. I mean, we did that when we were young. We're like, I remember like at my house, we had like apple pucker and then like some shitty, you know, Jose Cuervo. And like we'd mix them. And it's, yeah, it tasted like shit. It's like they did that.

What was that stupid game we used to play where you had to pour it in and have a soda? Oh, fuck Kings. When you had to drink that thing. Oh, God. Where like if you drew a king, you poured something. Whatever you were drinking, you poured in a cup. And the fourth king had to drink the whole cup. The drink the whole cup mixture of, oh, jeez. It's so bad. Oh, man. You just chugged it and hoped for the best. The first time I got into my mom's liquor cabinet, I just started mixing everything together because that's what I saw the adults do. Yeah, sure. Making cocktails and just pouring stuff. Even though they were being methodical about it.

This one seems to be one of their favorites. Let's pour it. My buddy and I took one sip and like, oh, that's disgusting. And we poured it down the drain. Oh. I got busted because I didn't rinse out the sink. Mom could smell it in the sink. oh hey at least you were gonna have been fucking piss you dumped it out like you just wasted it at least you were the asshole that like filled up with it with water to like make it get back to the line you're like this tastes i remember my dad told me that one time he goes i don't want you stealing my booze but he's like if you fucking do don't you dare put water in it because i'll be more mad thinking i'm gonna make a drink and then there's no but like yeah it tastes like fucking water he's like what'll happen he goes there'll be people over here and you're gonna embarrass me. Yeah. You know, because he's like, it'll be something I don't drink a lot, and then I'll be like, oh, sure, I can make you a gin and tonic. I got some up there. Right. And he's like, and then I'm going to be embarrassed that there's not anything in there, and then all hell's going to break loose. So, yeah. Kids, don't do that. Don't do that.

Yeah. So, we kind of got a lot to get to in this episode. I mean, we kind of talked about Father's Day, but you've got a great thing for us to get into. I do. So, we're going to do a bracket today here. Fucking, you know brackets get our which we had a weekend especially children's movies god damn it Logan we had graduation parties this weekend I should probably say that we had his graduation party it's over now it was great but it's a lot of stress everybody here came producer Logan even came you were stressed about it I'm good at planning things by the way shout out to Jen and the Cara and Jody.

Jody did a lot. We had it, you know, and she helped decorate and come up with everything we were doing. But, yeah, I stress because it's like I'm such a people pleaser and I hate that about it. But, like, I don't want anyone to be upset. I don't want to run out of food. You know, all these things. So I will say your pulled pork was delicious on your new smoker, too. I know. It was. So, I mean, you put a hell of a risk to, like, try it out for its first smoke for that. But it was fucking perfect. 60 pounds. I'll just say it was perfect. It was delicious. Yeah. And then I would back up. I got to give a shout out to Jodi on that too.

She like took me through all the decorations and shit that she did. Yeah. And that was pretty badass. Yeah. So all the little things in there that you wouldn't necessarily pick up on maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Logan loved it. So it was really awesome. But then Logan showed up while we were down there and he talked about that he was going to see Toy Story 5. That's right. Me, Logan. Yes. Producer Logan. producer logan which then led us to a conversation about being i love pixar movies and logan goes uh a pixar bracket would be amazing so that's what we were doing today we're doing a pixar bracket because the truth is no matter how old you are these movies have hit you in some way oh yeah they've been making them for 30 something years now yeah and i think this is is this the 30th anniversary of toy story so the that was the first one and it was no last year was 95 okay toy story came out 95 got it so and that was the first pixar movie yeah so for those that don't know or or questioning it disney was around forever but then pixar was different yeah and so pixar was like a obviously disney owned pixar but it's a different kind of category so that's what's broke down into these um pixar films if you would so it is for us it's about the sweet spot right like they've i mean first of all they were i don't even know how many that they had in a row that were number

one that pixar released that everyone that they released were number one one and also like obviously we all have kids so it's like we've we've seen probably all or at least most of these movies i was gonna say like we kind of saw them back even when we were when we didn't have kids all the way through to seeing some of these with watching our kids watch them right you know yeah um so i will say pixar has had 35 movies i should say they're taking credit for 35 movies which there are still a few to come out this year um that would get them to 35 based on the bracket that we did because some of them we hadn't seen yet only logan had seen toy story five so i knew that we had to take that out yeah so to make it the bracket work there's 24 of them on here okay okay so that's that's where we're at here for it um i took a shot at uh picking four number one seeds that i believed in because after the first round they get a buy so that's just how it kind to make you have kind of how it works a little bit and so i put a little more i mean it's still random but i put a little more time into into kind of giving these things a matchup here for it so i'm so excited can you do you have a list of which ones you cut i do so um wasn't and i don't this is random but wasn't the first pixar movie ever a bug's life that was the second oh yep oh toy story was the first one oh shit so here's what got cut

turning red i love that light shame light ear i didn't um elemental inside out two elo hopper toy story five um story five are the newest right i think yeah so so basically what i i to eliminate all the newest ones yeah so yeah um gato which isn't even out yet oh wait yeah it was no no it's not yet like i don't know and like incredibles 3 is still on here i'm excited for that coco 2 yeah those are all like next so yeah they're not even out yet so that's where i okay the last one so essentially luca is the last one that we have so if you're if you're looking if you're listening to this and you're you can seriously just google pixar movies and it lists one through you know all all the way through them uh luca's where we stopped off so we're doing a picture bracket through 2021 essentially pretty much yep yeah yeah yeah great way to put it yes um can i speak really quickly about the cut ones at all please do okay i'll be brief um toy story five just saw um i liked it a lot yeah even i'm and i'm i don't think it's the worst toy story but even the worst toy story is still a better movie than a lot of movies right you know yeah I liked it more than 4 for what it's worth for Toy Story Diehards but I don't think it lives up to the OG trilogy 3 and 1, 2, 3 were so good maybe they didn't have to make the 5th one I'm just saying didn't they also kind of promote

that 4 was it well they promoted that 3 was it so there's going to be Toy Story 69 nevermind go ahead dude you can't stop Hoppers was actually really fun I haven't seen that one yeah i i recommend it i think it's fun i liked it so i put in some of those also was thinking that it might have been the time that the three of us had timed out a little bit yeah you got a little one so might have seen more you know some of the newer ones yep some of the newer ones it's tougher for me you know because our kids are older yeah and i i would still watch them myself i'm just less aware that they're even right being made right now yeah you know i mean so it's more of that than whatever so yeah like but if our kid runs up and it's like i want to watch this i'm fucking let's go yeah let's do it yeah yeah i'm always oh no all right yeah let's watch it again yeah so um leo's i haven't seen it um light year i heard is pretty bad i thought i heard that too yeah yeah um elemental's fine it's cute um inside out 2 is a banger yeah so it's good i saw elemental and i saw inside out 2 then yes i thought it was really good i just cut it at the number yeah yeah Yeah, for sure. I think that's fair.

Picked a spot to cut it off, so that's where we're at. The only one I'm actually bummed about is Turning Red because Turning Red is legitimately red. I've never even heard of it, so I had no idea what it even is. It's the chick that turns into the Red Fox Panda, is that what they're called? It's fucking awesome. I've never seen it. I've never even heard of it. When I was going through it, I was like, I don't even know what this one is. So if you're listening to this, you haven't seen it, I recommend it. It's a pretty solid one. It's really good. That being said, let's jump in. Let's get it!

Pixar! Alright, so, Toy Story. That's a number one. Well, all the ones are in here, right? So, Toy Story 1 through 4 are in this bracket, just so you're aware of. And that's the way it is with a lot of these. Against Luca.

Literally no question. Yeah, Toy Story. This was a number one. I liked Luca, but it's not even close. Bugs Life vs. WALL-E. this is not easy this is because actually trying to find separation in some of these was difficult but um i'm gonna say wally okay it's close but it is close but i'm gonna agree i'm gonna say yeah i'll be curious what do you think i was letting you guys i'll do it first it's wally by a mile okay yeah bug's life is great i really love some reason that one never just i i liked it I enjoyed it, but it never was like, I love this. And I don't know what it was, but yeah. So I would be the odd man.

I would pick Bugs Life. Yeah. I think I love it when the leaf drops. I'm lost. There are some good parts. Hoppers? Well, and I'm going to kind of set my tentpole now. As far as I'm concerned, WALL-E is a perfect movie. It's really good. Like, WALL-E is one of my favorite movies of all time. even like the adult humor and it kind of like with like the assembled parts and like like there was just a lot of funny shit in that movie and it was i didn't have the same love that everybody had for wally so i'll set that poll that it was yeah i expected more yeah by how much people loved it sure so i will say that i was and i watched it on a plane going to mexico on vacation okay well no i so i was like i was in the best mood i could have possibly been in and hadn't had anything to drink or like just literally i was like jacked up to go to it and it's still yeah fair all right uh cars versus incredibles 2 because it's incredibles 2 so we might need to get some pot or plot pot plot stuff on some of these two logan like just in the event that like do a reminder of kind of what happened in some of those yeah um cars is so good like that was logan's one of his favorite movies at that age lightning the queen are you kidding me yeah so just for example there's an old song called shaboom i think that's what it's called it's like life could be dream oh yeah yeah if i could take

you off to paradise yeah yeah so he literally when he was serving at peddler's fork if i wanted his attention like maybe he was off doing something i'd play that on like the touch tunes and he would be like knock it off i love cars and i mean i gotta go cars yeah i think i think because it's incredibles 2 which is still a great movie i like all the incredibles yeah i was figuring with you guys just kind of like that is like incredibles 1 is fucking awesome i mean and again i love 2 but kachow they're all good but you can't knock cars out this early yeah yeah i think i also love the incredibles um and i think credibles 2 is actually also a really great film yeah it does a good job of living up to the first one i don't think it surpasses the first one right um cars the first like seven pixar films are immaculate like cars as a movie is an excellent standalone film yeah yeah you know it's yeah it's hard to beat it i think that's a big thing too about the first ones is they are all very original there's not something else like them that just like so then the sequels it's like yeah we're already in this world and that's great but like cars i had never seen a movie like that right like never like the giant combine and the cows and like just the way they made it all a thing well and then they got so good that they got good voices too right i mean that was the you know like mater you know i mean i had like the voices went really well with the little french guy pete stop

all right cars for sure okay so we're gonna do the whole left side of the bracket and then we'll do the right side okay um okay monsters inc versus coco it's monsters it's monsters okay and i and i I love Coco, but Monsters, Inc. was definitely up there. Top three, maybe. So I put Monsters, Inc. as a onesie. Yeah. It's just a bang. Coco is truly like a special film. We're going to say this a lot. None of these are bad. Just to be clear. I mean, the worst one on this list is still. Yeah. Right. This is going to be hard. Yeah. Just because we're voting for one doesn't mean we don't like. Right. Exactly.

No, I love Coco. Yeah. But fuck Coco. too if you want to say it like that. Dude, I almost spit bourbon on my cooking with semen book. You know how weird it is to choke? Not the first time that's been said. You know how weird it is to choke and almost spit out bourbon and you're staring at that? It hurts your tum-tum a little bit. We need to put that on a t-shirt or something. I almost put my bourbon on my cooking.

So quick sidebar. friends. Aaron goes, what the fuck are you ordering on Amazon? I'm like, it's Mike's birthday. She's like, oh. I bet she didn't even, yeah, after that she was like, oh. Your birthday's probably been responsible for more fucking computer crashes than anybody else. Probably, yeah. Clear your browser history in a hurry for sure. Alright. So we got Monsters, Inc. We all agree with that. Alright, Toy Story 2 versus Finding Dory.

That's tough. Fuck. that's a really good matchup yeah it's not easy because it's like if it was finding nemo i feel like it'd be different and if it was toy story one it would be different well spoiler uh finding nemo's a one seed just sure sure understandably so yeah i i don't i think i might be the wrong i think you guys might say different but i'm actually going to go to toy story two okay it's toy story two okay i was going to say toys oh shit okay actually i would have said funny door was fucking great it was hilarious like there was a lot but like it's not finding nemo i think that i agree i think that toy story 2 is the best toy story film yeah actually oh really yeah yeah see a lot of people disagree front to back i think yeah that's the best one i loved it one of my kind of where my mind is going on these i think about like how do i feel about it and what do i think but then also how many times did i watch it right which i didn see finding dory more than once so yeah you know what i mean like that kind of the think about it That a good point If I coming to a tiebreaker Toy Story 2 I watched probably 75 times minimum Extremely rewatchable.

Great pacing, great plot, great emotional moments. The whole deal. It's the whole package. I mean, Toy Stories are just tough to beat in general. They really are. They really are. So well done. But, okay. Brave versus Cars 3. I know my answer but I feel like I keep going first I'm going to say brave Erik's face yeah I don't know it is an audio podcast you have to keep talking I know I'm thinking Erik looks like he just walked he literally just walked into a fart he's trying to figure out who it was that did it mine's also brave mine is also brave I'll let you off the hook yeah uh and cars three is is it's solid two is not good yeah they're not great it was better than that but it's it's it doesn't be brave brave is very good it's very unique i think that too yeah that's the thing yeah us gingers finally got some love i was kind of getting to that point of like i would re-watch cars like i would go watch cars three again now so when you kind of when you talked about that brave was like hit right when sophie was like that was like we watched that for like a month straight it was just like finally like strong female lead like yeah just like one of hers that she she loved like and so were some of these other ones here so there's definitely some dad you know girl dad bias in there too this movie hits oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it was hard to get over

that i will say just because i said our us gingers finally got a movie with that yesterday we were Throwing darts and caught. Somehow it came up how I want my beard to go gray. Because I'm always like, I'm protecting the grays. Because I want my whole beard to just be gray. And he goes, when it finally starts to turn, will you be salt and paprika? And I was like, that's fucking hilarious. I've never heard anyone say that. So I was like, we're going to have to put that on a shirt or something. Salt and paprika. Instead of salt and pepper. For sure. Because you're very salt and paprika.

I'm trying to get there. Yes. It's so good. I like it. Shout out, Colin. All right. so Wally versus Cars I know your vote because you already said what you said about one of them and nostalgia is a thing and how it affected you and your kids so it's like I have to go Cars just for how it was for me I think I have to say Cars too I do too that's an early out for Wally way early it's murderers row in this thing there's just too many giants It happened to be the first bracket that I was filling out, so it probably got a few of the bangers on it. I think if Wally... Yeah, I think if it hadn't been Cars or Toy Story...

Toy Story, yeah. It probably would have went further. It would have been tough. Yeah, Wally... Somebody out there agrees with me that Wally just got... For sure. And as I'm looking at this, right now, it would have been a better spot probably for Wally for that one to be. But this one would be Toy Story 2 versus Brave.

Maybe that one. I'm not sure that that would have won in this one, though, either, but what do you guys think? Toy Story 2. Toy Story 2. Dude, it's going to fucking end up being like Toy Story versus Toy Story 2. You will notice I don't have any of the Toy Stories in the same bracket. Exactly. It's just going to be fucking four Toy Stories battling it out. All right, we're going to go to the other side because then we're going to go from there. So, Finding Nemo versus Soul. Okay. Hear me out. Hear me out. Soul's good. Soul is an underrated movie. Soul is excellent. It is. I understand what Finding Nemo is and what it means, but we cannot cut Soul short.

Soul is an excellent film. It is. You can give it all the love you want to, but it's Finding Nemo. That's what it is. I applaud you for giving the love that you did. Dude, he touched the butt. I'm sorry. It's Finding Nemo. I haven't seen Soul. Oh, okay. It is a really good movie. I guess I like the artsy kind of. You do, and I kind of had a feeling that's how it goes. And I love it because they kind of took a risk. It's very different than a normal, than what, you know. It just is very different than just your standalone type one. But I do, as we're doing that, I got to give a shout out to Cooper.

Had his play this weekend. Oh, yeah. And it was Finding Nemo Jr. Yeah. And he was one of the sharks. That's awesome. Dude, he crushed it. He cracked it up. Did he get to say friends are fish, not food? He did. He did. That's awesome. So he was chum. Or fish are. I fucked that up. Fish or friends, not food. Not food. And he had to sing a little bit. He had a little solo that he had to sing. That's awesome. His part was a lot more than I thought I was going to be. And I was like, good for you. I love all of them. We got done. I'm like, so would you like it? Like, we'd do it again. He's like, that's it, Dad.

I did it. Wow. Not for me. Not for me at all. And then I was like, you know what? I'm proud of you for just trying. He tried, man. You got up there. You did it. And good for you. You don't ever have to do it again, but you gave it a shot. that's awesome yeah yeah and it was actually really cool because uh sophie does a ton of like um she's in the tech group so she does lights and sound and stuff like that so we have the we have the i don't know what do you what do you call it that has their name in it like the program program thank you and it has both their names in there for being a part of it so that's kind of cool that is cool yeah they're in a production of it all of a sudden there's only a light on him the whole time and she's like fuck you guys, it's my brother.

He's the star, damn it. Anyways. So, alright. Toy Story 3 vs. The Good Dinosaur. T3. I love, like Toy Story 3 is, I know this is crazy to some people, it might be my favorite, but I love, yeah, Toy Story 3. Can I ask you a question? This is going to come back up. Do you love Toy Story 3 or do you love the third act of Toy Story 3? Like when you think about Toy Story 3, it could be yeah you're just picturing but again it's it's a lot of nostalgia like i have pictures of logan he had every he even had lots of hug and bear like that was the one thing he wanted okay that christmas it's so it's like i've watched that one twice as much as i've seen any of the other ones yeah so i love that one i do get it's a fantastic it is no argument here but everybody always talks about and they almost died but yeah you're right they sold it as like this is it so yeah yeah because i remember just crying like yeah like this is it my childhood's dying his childhood's dying yeah yeah okay up versus ratatouille up wolf ratatouille jesus i want to throw an encounter fast i like them both i do too fuck i don't like this one this one's tough this is what would you do you did up and you did okay i'm just so now i'm thinking rewatchability for me ratatouille wow wow okay um i'm gonna agree with you because if you had to do it yeah because i was kind of hoping you'd go up and we'd have to like phone a friend but i wouldn't

i that's i liked up but it's not i didn't have the same love that everybody else had for it so yeah so um made me cry it's awesome we can do a phone a friend if we need to by the way i know if we had a tie we can call somebody oh yeah it'd be so fun yeah i mean do you want me to say up and know you can i mean i don't i will say ratatouille is one of those that i liked more than i thought i was going to like yeah you know what i mean it was it ended up being just really good yeah holds up really i mean they both do opposite also sure that's not a fair one that's the toughest one okay um the incredibles one verse onward the incredibles that wasn't even close but well it was a one seed yeah you know i mean so yeah but i also i thought onward was a lot better than that's great that's the alien one right that is the uh him and his brother yeah in a van and okay yeah yep no i love that was really good um but it didn't do as well as though it was one of the first ones that didn't go number one it was one of the first like not bomb if it came out after Stranger Things would have did better.

All right. Toy Story 4 versus Cars 2. Cars 2. Oh, man. No. Fuck off. I'm serious. Cars 2 is so bad. I didn't like it. I know, but I just don't know. I mean, it's Pixar bad, right? So it's still great. Exactly. Exactly. I'm going to say Cars 2 as well, but here's the thing. I didn't. What? I got to tell you something. I thought this was going to be the first fucking bracket that I knew all of the movies or I had seen all the movies. I have never seen Toy Story 4 and I've never seen Soul. Okay. Well, I feel like you get a bigger pass on Soul than you do Toy Story. Yeah, I agree. Also, your kids were at that age that they were kind of done.

I thought Toy Story 4 was very stupid. It wasn't my favorite. I had never seen Toy Story 4 until two days ago. Oh, yeah, that's right. So it's fresh in your mind, though, too. That movie is the worst Toy Story movie and it's still a great film. Yeah. We're going to need to phone a friend because I'm with everybody. Okay, cool. I'm going Toy Story 4 for sure. Who do you want to call? I know. You're on the podcast. Oh, okay. Hi. Hey, you're doing great so far. You're doing awesome. Yeah, you hung up on us and you're killing it. I'm so nervous. So we're doing a Pixar bracket that Shaun made and we came to a tie because there's four of us and so you need to be the deciding vote.

How do you feel about that? I'm ready. It's Toy Story 4 versus Cars 2. Oh, shoot. So Logan and I are Toy Story 4 and Mike and Erik are Cars 2. Don't tell her.

Okay, hold on. Toy Story 4 is with Forky. Is that correct? That is correct. Yes. Well, then it's Cars 2.

Let's go! Aaron, I love you so much. I already did. Sorry, but Forky killed it. Forky sucks. Forky sucks. I totally respect the fact that you asked that question. And that's what... A lot of people are probably like, she's going to go, oh, she's going to go Toy Story 4.

I respect the hell out of that. Good for you. Well, thank you so much. Yes. Yep, it has to be Cars 2. thank you for helping us thank you you're so welcome anytime all right honey bye bye boys yes that's crazy maybe i have seen that because i remember forky you well if you remember forky you've seen it yeah but forky was like the standout star of the whole thing yeah like whatever so we saw it at a drive-in fucking two hours away so it like those things are fun but then you drive home at like 2 in the morning, you're exhausted. It sucks. You get home at 4 in the morning. Literally. I was chugging an energy drink on the way, dozing off with kids and my wife. I'm like, ugh.

This is a great idea. Alright. Inside Out versus Monsters University. Fuck. Do you want me to go first? Yeah, I know what I'm saying. I'm saying Inside Out. I'm saying Inside Out. So I'm going to say the same thing, but I fucking love Monsters University. I do. When these two came together, they came together at the end i'm like oh i hate that like but i'm like i can't just rechange everything else because i thought monsters university was fucking awesome yeah but it's inside out was the monsters in movies by the way the adult humor that they pull off without obviously being dirty or whatever is hilarious right so like yeah especially the college one when they had all yeah yeah so i feel like there's a recurring theme on this bracket where like a really creative exceptional original film goes up against a slightly subpar sequel and the sequel is always going to get dinged because it doesn't have the magic of the first one.

The original. Inside Out was special because it did something new. Are you saying I put together a trash bracket? No, I'm saying that's a pretty universal Pixar problem. It's very rare where any of their sequels are as good as the first ones. And by the way, that's also something not even Pixar. A sequel, there's not a ton where they beat out the first one, in my opinion. It happens, but it's rare. yeah all right toy story 3 versus ratatouille i know mine but again i keep eric why don't you go first this one okay i mean i'm gonna go the same way i'm gonna vote ratatouille but i understand you know you're about to lose i understand what's happening yeah toy story three okay yep i'm glad you i'm glad you did that is a fantastic film it is but ratatouille is very unique and Again, there's just no...

Alright, I'm pretty sure I know this, but Inside Out vs. Cars 2. Inside Out. Inside Out. I thought about saying it just to see his head explode. I would have lost my mind. It would have been like me and Miracle. It would have. We need to come up with a code word so we all know to just lie for a minute and watch him lose his mind. The first Cars movie is a fantastic authentic story and then they're fucking spies in with Mini Coopers. What am I talking about? It's like, oh, we want to make a Bond film. Let's do it in Cars. Literally, yeah. Get out of here. I don't know. When Mater... Mater was badass.

When Mater tries the fucking wasabi. Not much wasabi with you. Dad jokes. All right. Toy Story versus Cars. They're originals. Ouch. We knew this was coming. This is a banger here. can i can i go first i'm gonna vote cars oh i know that's crazy but but it's important to think of toy story as toy story one and again remember 1995 like i like i was 12 so i wasn't even the demographic of that right i got into the toy story movies much later because of my kids so i'm gonna go cars as well because for me that had a way bigger significant significance on my life with my kids not only that i connected with cars more like it was just yeah like the whole concept of a small town yeah that's dying that's yeah what my town was doing you know what i mean i never thought of it like that yeah like small towns yeah drive through small town iowa right now and there's like boarded up windows yeah shit like it's shit that's a good point okay well i would have gone toy story but i did love cars so that was that was a heck of a banger here for it so i don't i don't i don't hate either of those monsters inc versus toy story 2 oh fuck we got them thinking we got them thinking folks i'm gonna say monsters inc okay

there's no wrong answer that's the thing dude I'm annoyed with whatever I say but you're right there's just no wrong answer when's the last time you watched Monsters Inc probably probably seven years ago that movie's so funny it's so much more funny than it has any right to be it's so good and I love the whole idea of like everything's powered by nightmares or laughter. Oh, and Monsters Inc. Yeah, yeah. But like also, Boo was the cutest fucking little person ever that's been in a Pixar movie. She was so cute. Totally agree. And then like that she couldn't even talk. I'm sorry about the fucking sock getting stuck to him and they have to shave him down. 2319!

2319! So fucking good. Like the whole premise of it being like the CIA. You know, like the, yeah. But then I hear the Sarah McLachlan song from Toy Story 2 about Jesse getting abandoned yeah and i start crying yeah yeah oh it so sad yeah it and the whole like airplane sequence this would be when jesse makes her appearance so that is jesse stinky pee and the horse bullseye yeah so so and they're very powerful characters after that so i'm gonna go what is our did you did you already go yeah i said monsters inc okay i'm gonna go toy story 2 okay and it's by the thinnest of hairs can you go and then if i don't have to vote then i don't want to i'm gonna go monsters inc well i guess i have to no matter what math is hard yeah uh fuck do you want to call somebody else we're calling we're phoning a friend yeah it's okay i think it's got to be toy story 2 over that we need another phone Who do we want to call?

I mean, I can call someone else. Call Ashley. We should just start calling people all over the place. Hey. Hey, girl. Oh, I have a great opening line for her.

If she answers. What are you doing, Ashley? Dodging my calls. It's 2026. If I'm calling you, it's important. Exactly. My phone was on silent. hey swivel hips we were calling you to uh talk about pixar movies on the podcast but you didn't want to talk to us swivel hips seriously actually you're being called right now to help us figure this out and you couldn't answer the phone all right bye we'll see if uh we'll see if marty's putting marlo down yeah if she's not i'm confident to bed not putting her to sleep like it's not the end of it nobody wants to talk to us hello yeah hi marnie hi you're on the podcast and we have a very very important question that i definitely think you don't see coming okay sean hit her with So remember we talked this weekend about potentially doing a bracket for Pixar movies.

Oh, sure. Yes. Monsters, Inc. versus Toy Story 2. We are in a deadlock and we need your vote. We shouldn't have called Marnie because I actually know. I think I know what her answer is.

You're probably right. What do you got? Well, I would say Monsters, Inc. Got it, girl. All right. Okay. Fuck. She told me earlier that Toy Story 5 was her favorite Toy Story movie. well we have really we don't know yeah we can't say anything about that right but i'm like oh she didn't love to as much as i did oh yeah so sorry i think it's a really great pick that you made there and even more than that you do i really appreciate you answering your phone call when your husband calls because it's not all the same for the rest of us you were lucky that our child was not sleeping that's what he says she's putting marlo thank you very much uh stay tuned because we could tie again okay sounds good goodbye love you bye bye all right um finding nemo versus toy story three i hate this one this is not an easy one because those those are a couple bangers those are i'll let you guys go first those are some bangers for sure this could be a championship one and i wouldn't be surprised right i'm gonna go i'm i'm gonna go toy story 3. but wow i know so i'm gonna go finding nemo just because i mean i love toy story 3 but just like i have so much with like sophie watched finding nemo all the time yeah it was memo can we watch memo and i was like so like it'll always be oh you guys made me yeah and then cooper did the play

So that's going to have a pull at a little baby's mirror. No, it's going to be you. I've been answering a lot. You've got to get in here, bro. Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch. And I'm still going to have to answer anyway. Welcome to the fucking show. By the way, those are my favorite memes from now on. Finding Nemo? Okay.

I thought I knew. Toy Story 3 is a really exceptional film. yeah some people say it's like their favorite pixar film of all time yeah a lot of people like it's yeah i mean the moment at the the you're like this is it it just it is it is so hard at the end yeah i was kind of trying to set that aside because i you're i remember i remember one so much more you know what i mean see and i i don't i like i i saw three so much but to your comment you're like is it the third that's what i mean is it the one that you're just like because you believed it was over. That's where I'm going to land. Three is exceptional, especially because of its third act.

It's the furnace scene. It's the giving away at the end. But there's two acts of that movie that are good, but not exceptional. I think. I just loved Lotso and all the other characters they brought in. I don't think any of those elements are stronger than the sharks. The touch the butt, the corny stuff. the fish tank sequence and you know like i think i think it's finding nemo okay okay fishy why are you sleeping yeah yeah and again these are all by like i know dude that's the thing they are yeah it's funny because the third act in that could almost carry it over yeah a solid full film of they did it perfectly you know what i mean like that's how good that one was by the way lots of being like plugged to the garbage thing at the end like in the grill was cinema I'm just like, you bastard, that's what you get You're not dying, but you're going to eat bugs for a while The Incredibles vs Inside Out The Incredibles Wow I love Inside Out I would have gone Inside Out That felt good Not to Shaun Shaun's like, fuck these guys I didn't even get to say a word So The Incredibles versus Finding Nemo.

Incredibles. Wow. God damn, you weirdos. Incredibles is so good. It's so good. I love it. Where's my super suit? Like superheroes. Woman, where's my super suit? It's so good. All right. Monsters, Inc. versus Toy Story.

It's the first. It's the first Toy Story. I thought we eliminated the first one No, it beat Cars It beat Cars No, I thought Cars won Am I crazy? I voted Cars Yeah, I voted Cars too Oh, it did Quit picking just what you want, man Toy Story 2 had made it through, right? Or did we lose that one? We just lost that So we have a Final Four without any fucking Toy Stories I'm just saying Holy shit That is crazy. So the final four are Cars. The final four is Cars, Monsters, Inc., Finding Nemo, and Incredibles. So now Incredibles beat Nemo, and it's Cars versus Monsters, Inc.

I mean, it can't be Cars. Fuck you, man. Over Monsters, Inc. I like Cars better than Monsters, Inc. I'm going to put Monsters, Inc. in there. i'm gonna go cars fuck we need to call somebody else again oh ashley did call back did she call back okay yeah i was gonna call cara but she did she did call back she got the voice when she goes all these fuckers hello hey babes how are you i'm good how are you good well you're live on the podcast not live but you're on the podcast. Oh, Swivel Hips answer? Well, Swivel Hips, how you doing there? I know. Where does that come from? I just came up with it.

Okay, I was like, that's a new one. All right, so we are in the bracket. We're in the Pixar bracket and it is against Cars, the original versus Monsters, Inc. And right now it's two to two. So we need your deciding vote on which would you pick in a bracket? Monsters, Inc. or Cars? The first Cars.

Right? Yeah, it's not easy. None of this stuff's been very easy. But you are really the deciding vote that everybody's going to be pissed off about. By the way, no pressure. I love that it's her and we're Scott fucking free right now. It really is just landing on your shoulders. and uh that is some bs i mean if it makes you feel better like we already took toy story out so everybody's gonna be mad about that yeah yeah we so the final four just so you know is cars monsters inc the incredibles and finding emo a toy story and we had all four of the toy stories in there and none of them made it so what's the best toy story three everyone sorry yeah we we It's three, then two to me.

Then one. Is Toy Story 3 better than Finding Nemo? You guys. I know. This is what we've been dealing with. Hey, get away from that. She has a decision to make. God damn it. I gotta go Monsters, Inc. Alright, alright. Monsters, Inc. Atta girl. And I'm not... Who did I go against? You did good, babes. you you joined uh logan and i which we've been pretty consistent you and i have been on the same page and these two fuckers have been on the other no i mean we just like totally derailed you with the incredibles thing yeah well i'm saying when it's gone two to two you and i have been on yeah sure so all right all right hey thanks babes appreciate it all right bye bye guys bye And for the championship, it is Monsters, Inc. versus The Incredibles.

Crazy that it's that easy. Yeah. It's Incredibles. And I'm fine with that. I'm very happy. By the way, this whole time... I'd have had a way tougher time if it was Cars and Incredibles. I've been glad this is Pixar, not Disney, because if it was Disney, I would have like murdered you guys if Moana didn't make it to at least the final four. I would have voted that out first. Fuck yourself. Pretty close. You don't love Moana?

It's so far my favorite, it's not even close. It motivates me to get Mikey to put together a Disney bracket that we could do. We're going to do it now. Alright, so the winner is The Incredibles. Yeah! Let's go! which I can respect it was a I was gonna laugh if that just went on for like 7 minutes and everyone's like did the podcast end? we can't tell so if it was a number one seed if I could switch something in this I would have done Toy Story 3 as a one seed and not Toy Story the original but you did it right I agree I'm just saying we kind of talked back as we talked through it.

I would not have guessed that those were the two that were going to go in. But they were both number one seeds. Can I just say quick though, the fact that you did this bracket today, a day after Father's Day, and you didn't do that on purpose. You did it because at Logan's grad party, you guys were talking about Toy Story 5 and Pixar movies. You're like, oh, I'm going to do that for tomorrow's episode. But I think it's so cool that that backed up to Father's Day because the reason we love these movies is our kids. Our kids are part of it. Yeah, and then being like, remember when we, I remember when all of a sudden the kids started watching these.

I'm like, this is awesome. We don't have to watch those stupid ass cars. We get to watch the good. Oh, yeah. Caillou can go fuck himself. Go fuck off, Caillou. We can watch these Pixar movies. Caillou is not allowed. Caillou got banned in our house. No, it was never allowed in our house. Fucking whiny little bitch. Even the million of the other, once you get out of, they all serve their purpose. But this was, I remember being like this. Logan, did you ever know Caillou? I mean, do I know Caillou? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I was hoping that it was canceled before. Right. Because it ended up getting canceled.

And I was like, why is he bald at like nine? And I was like, I don't know. Cause he's annoying. Like, I have no idea. Like God, but he whined the whole, anyway, that's a fucking, that's a chap. It's my ass. I'll go off on one day. We'll get back on that. But anyway, but Hey, good bracket, but this is kind of fun putting together. And yes, it did come from a father's day graduation party, nostalgia weekend, talking Logan and, and taking his daughter to go see it. and it was like, yeah, when we were like, that would be a perfect bracket. I'm like, we need to do this now.

Marlo came home from Toy Story 5 and wanted to watch the other ones. Did she? See, that's awesome. Yeah. I miss my kids wanting to watch them. You know what I mean? They sit there and they're just glued to it and you're like, I can't get this kid to sit down for anything, but they love that. You're like, this is awesome. And they want to watch it with you. You know what I mean? So feel free to tell us where we were wrong, but incredibles the incredibles is the winner of our pixar bracket so good um if i had to guess i would say like there's going to be some upset about the toy story stuff and some of the stuff in the middle but almost everybody's going to be okay with incredibles i would think so i don't think anybody's good yeah yeah yeah i think yeah it's it's not way off the cuff but so i i feel like some people guys i know we drink a lot and we make a lot of dick jokes and stuff like that but we are fathers at the end of the day we're damn good fathers so I love you guys and I'm proud that I'm friends with you guys everyone's a good dad you know what this was perfect so this was a good one good good bracket with that being said we're going to thank you and we're going to encourage you to join the Patreon yes because we're going to flip over the Patreon and we're going to talk about something way different than Pixar movies yeah so with that being said do you have a dad joke so you don't have a laptop no you don't have one no i was looking earlier it's just nothing good i figured there'd be a good father's day one yeah i was looking for something like that should we just say a dirty one like me yeah go for it if you got one i'm sure i do i just have to like think for a second i did

have he's like wait i didn't go to the dirty tab i do have a few of those um i just okay um oh and by the way the world cup is still fucking awesome and the u.s is still kicking ass and i am still so usa and so fucking awesome i love social media right now that we're gonna get into i want to bring this up on the patreon about how people are making comments about how great you know just the world is when you're actually you go see the u.s it's not as bad as it you know as it looks like on other things so to that comment join patreon Cuz we're gonna talk about that. I have a dirty one. Oh, go ahead.

What do you call a snake with a hard hat? Boa constrictor. Boa constrictor. Does that count? I'll give that to you. Oh my god, I'm sitting here like, helmet construction, and then I fucking thought it. It's like three months. You haven't got one in like three months. I'm back, baby. Do it again. Well done. All right, give us your dirty one. Oh, this is more of a toast, but it's a good one that I haven't thought of in a while that I had wrote down. So cheers to all you dads out there. We'll just do that. We'll say, here's to gunpowder and pussy. Live by one, die by the other. Love the smell of both.

So cheers. Don't do it. Bye. You thought about it. Yes. So good. Bye. All right. See you guys. Cheers, guys. Bye.