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Hidden Things in Your Home / Sam's Club / World Cup / James Bond

In a winding episode of We're Still Cool, Right?, the boys down the drink of the week from Benz Beverage Depot before discussing hidden things in your home (everything from penis pumps to slides), rude people at Sam's…

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In a winding episode of We're Still Cool, Right?, the boys down the drink of the week from Benz Beverage Depot before discussing hidden things in your home (everything from penis pumps to slides), rude people at Sam's Club, the USA excelling in the World Cup (knock on wood), and whether the James Bond franchise is still cool.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right? The cost of these insurance premiums is too damn high!

Sorry, I... If you... We had a five-minute talk before this, and I had to do it, so... It'll make sense. He's right, dammit! But isn't... Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Dude. You're out here fighting for the everyday man. I love it. Exactly. Was that a callback to the rent's too damn high? Yeah, kind of. Yeah. And I just thought about insurance and I'm like fucking sick of paying this much. It's fucking ridiculous I just looked at paying for a month because I'm uninsured currently don't break my only for another week Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, it's like on the marketplace or whatever. I don't even I don't even know I've never had to use it yet Maybe but just maybe throwing it out there. We put the e-bike down for a couple weeks No, thank you. Hey, I'm wearing a helmet. Fuck you Spoken like a true dad.

He's like, how about you get off the fucking killer bike? I don't know. I'm wearing a fucking full motorcycle helmet. Well, fuck, you're fucking bulletproof now. Hey, Erik, how fast does your e-bike go? It's only 37. Yeah. His is an e-bike with a capital E. It's get out of my way. Not if you hear the horn, though. Meep, meep. I'm really glad that you got one of those motorcycle helmets that protects your arms and legs as well. Yeah, right? It's the bulletproof helmet that he got. I mean, just the whole body. Yep. can you start wearing chaps i should that'd be sweet ass just chaps nope that kind of defeats the purpose if you like you know what doesn't chat my ass yeah but i've always wondered why does that why is that the saying chaps my ass it's from a movie yeah i looked it up but that's where it started but like don't chaps typically not cover your ass well only assless chaps on the ass you have ass full chaps as well all chaps are like no they're they're meant for like front but i But I think it's more like chaps, like, irritates my ass.

Yeah, it's like you didn't use chapstick. So it's just a really weird coincidence that chapstick and assless chaps are the same thing. Or when you wore chaps with asses in them, then you get irritated. So then they went to assless chaps. I just always thought it was like a misnomer because all chaps are assless. Maybe they weren't original. Show me a pair of chaps. Maybe now they're not. If they have ass in them, then they're pants. I'm fresh out. I have no chaps on me at the moment. Got nothing. Got fucking nothing. But hey, we're back. We are back, baby. And clearly we're off the rails from the jump.

I know. Of course. But we got a tasty little dish here. Tasty little dish. Kelly, shout out to you. We got your cups because we haven't used them in a while. We were talking about that the other day. I don't know if we actually talked about that on the episode. We didn't. We want to use them more, but we love them so much we're fucking scared to break them. Roll the dice! To put ice in a drink is a little bit complicated with these. So this worked great because we're doing a shot. And it looks really big when you see it. It is really big. There's a full fist in there. It's not the first time I've said that in my life, but go ahead.

I'll talk about the drink and I'll explain why it's full fisted. I didn't want to say it, but it was right there. You got the full fist in there? Full fist in there. Call me a ventriloquist. You didn't want to say it, but you know it's coming out anyway. I knew it was coming out. They're coming out. They're coming out. Anyway, yeah. So this drink is brought to us by Benz Beverage Depot. Yeah, 501 7th Avenue. Which, by the way, today, if you, well, you're hearing this week late, but we just shared a post with them. They gave a little tour of the inside of Benz today. That's why it's a beacon of hope in this world.

Check it out. They're amazing. And it's on our socials, so we shared it. Yeah, we shared it on our socials. check it out because it's like you said on there you know exactly why we are so nuts about the place because love it that video kind of sums it all up there it's pretty awesome yeah pretty good stuff so i watched that video thinking you were going to be in it right like one of you at least we should have been it's not too late we can make another one yeah we can we can make that i'm gonna wear my leprechaun suit and just pop out of a random corner or something like that i'll be i'll be like i'll lay in the dog bed you can take it over and make that pretty cool hey matt we need to talk next week. We'll figure this out.

Commercial time! We can do all kinds of dumb shit here. Yeah, we can. I say first we go in there and we have a few drinks, then we start coming up with some ideas, and then we fucking film one. Absolutely. What could go wrong? That could be good. Until we fall through a shelf of wine. Nah, that won't happen. No. As long as it's not the expensive stuff. I'll say, we're not fucking fall-down drunks. No. We're happy. We're happy drunks. We're very happy. Happy boozers, so. that being said shall we have this enormous well actually why don't you tell us what it is all right so yeah uh i have i got inspiration today from uh like a white gummy bear shop oh yeah i was like what do we have in the in the you know magical box box of liquors we do have a box of liquor um i was like what do we have that kind of is in this ballpark because i was like i i dig a white gummy bear so um i changed it up a little bit um it's strawberry rum cruising strawberry rum um peach schnapps lemon juice a little bit of simple syrup i probably could have done without the simple syrup now that i've tried it but and then big shaker ice um i quadrupled the recipe yeah spilled all over the place shook it up like crazy oh it's like me last week sweet it was more about i was hitting the brim of the shaker as far as how much i was yeah and i was trying to batch it my new favorite thing is watching him pour the lemon juices it's either comes out or just

that was pretty good so i got my laugh again i'm sure i'm making a sean got another laugh too because i i like it's at the brim and i put the lid on and a little bit spilling out but then i I still had half of a shot left, so I just poured that on top of the... He shook it a little bit to melt the ice, and then he poured it right in the thing. We can't lose any booze. So this is called the Giant Gummy Bear. Yeah, so cheers. One, it looks giant, so cheers to everybody at home. Make yourself one. It smells delicious, so let's get this drink.

And you don't have to do it as a shot. I could just sit this, but it is good. You fucker. Mine went down the wrong pipe. It's really good. Oh, you have the fingers in yours. We have fingers. I was like, why do I have so much less than you are? Oh, it's because we have giant middle fingers. Giant middle fingers. We have a whole fist in us, or in the glasses. Also, I figured if I made yours at the same level, you were going to be like, eh, maybe not. We know you're a sipper. Come on. We know we're at here. You never know. It's really good. I agree, though. I don't think the simple syrup's needed.

It doesn't make it taste bad, but it is sweet. I did it because the original recipe had it. Then once I made it, I was like, man, there's enough sugar in that strawberry rum and peach schnapps. It probably doesn't need it. Like the lemon juice would have broke it. Next time, I'll improve, but it's still fucking tasty. Well, I don't like peach and I don't like peach schnapps. I like a peach, but artificial peach I'm not a fan of. So I love when it's in a drink and that's not all I taste. And I don't at all. You know, Mike, I could eat a peach for hours. Talk dirty to me. millions of peaches that's so hot face off is the greatest movie of all time we'll get into that one of these days but yeah also artificial peach is a great band name yeah it is yeah because especially because nowadays peach means ass so it's artificial ass right see i had a great called the bbl the other day and i wanted to text you guys but i figured i would just bring it up on here. But you can't think of it. No, I know what it is.

Oh, go ahead. It came back to me. It took a second. I had to talk about it for a second. I was like, this is why we vamp. Yeah, right. So I was thinking about things that you would just pick up at a garage sale, and things that would be really weird to find at a garage sale. Garage sale penis pump is a great band name. Ew! Jesus Christ! How about like garage sale sex toys? Yeah. Garage sale. Yeah. Underwear. That's awesome. Garage sale sex toys. Yeah, that is kind of hard to say. Garage sale penis pump. Garage sale penis pump. Garage sale thongs. Maybe you should change in yard sale it'll flow better.

Yard sale sex toys. Yeah. There you go. Estate sale sex toys. Estate sale sex toys. You know what's worse than this? Because you're like, oh, it's 60 years old. It's the original pump. You know what I mean? Like... Maybe consignment. That's what they made him say. Consignment penis pump. Consignment. Consignment toys. I like that. Or clearance. Clearance is good, too. Clearance penis pump. clearance pump yeah clearance pump Can you check that URL? No, please don't check that. Did I tell you my sex pump story? No, please stop right there. Is that a good setup? No. Sometimes when you hear a line, you're like, I never You know what chaps might no Chaps something We were doing I think it was the final walkthrough of our house. Marniel, correct me. We were buying our house we were kind of looking around everywhere and we lifted up this board that was kind of in a closet in our upstairs area it's a penis pump no way seriously yeah right in the floor like they stashed it in the floor it's been stashed like that was the only thing there but you could tell like they specifically lifted that or just based on where it was at it wasn't like a it was this was hidden floorboard penis i think i think it was the only thing in there if it was It was either there with maybe one or two other things, but it was no prominent item.

Don't remember a magazine. It was just the pump that was weird. You don't take the time to pump it up for when it's just yourself. I wouldn't think so. You're not showing off yourself. Why are you hiding it under the floorboard? It wasn't even the floorboard. It's like this little alcove in our upstairs area, and it just had a loose plank for the floor, for the bottom of it. You just lift it up pretty easily. Okay, here's why I think happened his friends were helping him move fucking saw it panicked he threw it in there real quick forgot about it Oh I'm kidding Yeah Early in the life I forgot Our final walkthrough I snuck in the house ahead of time hit my penis pump in there fucking knew it I knew it. Oh, hey look at this You found it. The truth is you brought it from home. You're like I knew it fit there I don't like saying I'm jealous of what happened to you because it feels weird But something about like hidden shit. I'm jealous of like like have you ever seen the videos like someone didn't track someone Yeah, exactly. This is why I fucking want a metal detect right or like you go into a house I just saw a video the other day. They like removed a wall and found a door And they're like, hold on that video too. Yeah, and by the way, nothing was down there But the point is, it's just like, oh, fuck.

Anything could be down here. Well, you hope it's not a penis pump for the record. My friend Brad was like completely gutted his basement renovating underneath the stairs. He found a bunch of shit that was like had been walled in. What was it? I mean, it was like some news clippings and like a trophy and some shit like this. There was nothing of like real value. But like it was a box. A few human heads. He's pulling back drywall and he's like, holy fuck, there's shit in there. like it's like somebody put that in there and then walled it off yeah so maybe that was their way of doing like a time capsule or something yeah you know that's what it seemed kind of seemed like to me because it was like news clippings and stuff but have you ever seen the videos where people are like let's say they're redoing their flooring which i regret not doing this when i did mine but they'll put like a fake skeleton in there or something like that because eventually yeah they're gonna pull all that up and it's fucking hilarious well that's what happened i told you about ours right our thing was spray painted on there like help me like yeah oh i I forgot about that. I was murdered here, blah, blah, blah.

As they're being murdered, they're like, hold on! We've been trapped down here, like all this bullshit. And like when they did our carpet at the basement, the guy's like, yeah, you might need to come see this. And I'm like, the fuck is that? I love that stuff, man. I don't know what it is. This house is like ten years old. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I would have heard about this. Same thing, like we've talked about, I know a guy in Des Moines who he built a speakeasy in his house. Like there's a there's a fake shelf and you couldn't spin it out and you go in there if I ever like build my own house Like I want something like that I don't know why there's something about like having we all grew up like playing clue and if you ever saw the movie like Oh, no, the fireplace spins open you get to another secret room. I think that's awesome So my father-in-law does like big railings like her does railings for a lot of big houses those big metal You know like the huge gorgeous like black gates but then he does like specialized ones and he's worked on some huge houses and i've had to help him before and have gone over some of these houses and this one we went to they had a slide in the house that was built in so it would slide around and go to another floor and you could get off and then you could get out like it was basically this huge like tube slide in the middle of it no way that went from the top to the bottom but had stops along the way i've seen a bunch of of these like on like videos yeah and i and i look at like the infrastructure of it and i'm like that fucking terrifies me that like you would be going down that like you could be trapped right

you just live there now yeah there's so yeah i have you guys ever went to the city museum in st louis yeah so kind of like that like when we went like st louis fuck cardinals it was no but like now now it might be too late you should have taken the kids when they were little because it was money for little it's money but you can a lot of adults just go like with their teenage kids and stuff but but there's some areas like you can't even sneak through because they're too small but there's also these parts where like layla was like two and like if she would have went down a certain slide we would have been like i don't know where she went like she could have went down seven floors like you have to watch your kids fuck that because you know how claustrophobic i am so you would hate it be like good luck to you yeah you would hate it dude that's what i said is like i there i mean I love to do all the things and I'm not super claustrophobic but like when it comes to could I get stuck?

Nope, I'm out. No fucking way. And there were like some parts on the outside part. That's what I'm thinking. That's where I'm like, I can't fucking go in there. I'm too big. You're big. Like I went and I got, but even there was a couple points where I was like, oh fuck. I'm like what a fucking old, what is this place called? The Cedar Rapids, or Jesus Christ, St. Louis City Museum. I think that's what it's called. Yeah, City Museum. It was built like a long time ago. It's all metal mostly. And like this architect just went nuts. I can't remember his name. He's super famous, but like he just built the whole thing.

It's crazy. It's really cool. It's really nothing else. Go look at it online. It's a cool. You'll just like stop off some random kind of corner and there's like a little bar in there. And you're like, oh, finally, I like I can have a drink. But it's like then it's very easy to get lost, but not lost to the point where you can't find your way to somewhere else. You've definitely talked me out of it, though. so one that i would say that's kind of a similar concept but maybe not as extravagant like uh structurally is the um uh mayo wolf mayo wolf right the it's like in vegas there's a you can go into this it looks like a supermarket i've been there before where it's all like different colors and i've never even heard of this there's different things you open the door and then you walk through it it's like you go in and it looks like a fake supermarket yeah but it's like kind of realish and you go in and then like you can open one specific door and then now you're into a like a portal into another area yeah and it it oh my god i just thought of something write down it pretty crazy it very psychedelic yeah it the whole honestly i feel like it designed for somebody on mushrooms yeah but like it is like and then they have like that tree by the bar like on the outside like yeah so ashley and i went to there but i liked it because like we could go aaron and i like did our walkthrough experienced it and audrey was going apeshit because she had seen all the tick tocks yeah where to go yeah but then we found the secret bar and it's adults only and so we were like we'll be back here yeah and you can call us if you want to come find us because you

can't come back here dude this place sounds awesome it's it's like a whole vibe the whole building is like you go in it's like this warehouse and then that's just like one of the experiences off of it i can't believe i've never heard of this no yeah yeah it's on tick tock yeah because if you if you search like what to do in vegas it pops up yeah one of the places it's like it's slightly off strip maybe a mile off the street yeah and it because then there is um a rum distillery right over there too which we went and did the tour there and that place was fucking off like like it was reminded you of um what's the what's the vampire movie where like at night you know they interview with the vampire no it's meow twilight male wolf i said male wolf it's me when you said male wolf i'm like the male clinic i was so confused selma hayek's in it like she's oh my god that's till dawn yeah so it has like that kind of a vibe at this god she's so hot because yeah they have like burlesque dancers and shit like that like real quick whips and fucking snakes and shit like that yeah do you know why so you know quentin tarantino directed that movie yeah if you remember the scene she when she's all hot and in her stripper outfit before she's a spoiler, before she's a vampire, she pours beer or something down her leg and he drinks it off her toes.

Bro has a foot fetish. It came out later. He wrote that part in for himself. He's like, yeah, I'm going to pay you to basically do what I've been wanting to do with you. I'm like, you fucking creepy bastard and genius. You creepy genius. I mean, that's true. Yeah, but you're like, ew, dude. But hey, it worked out for him and her so let's be honest yeah all right so anyway just had to say that quick so but that place sounds awesome they have it's not just in vegas they have like five locations around the u.s that do different things but that place you're talking about is in something else too right like it's like it's in a big it's it's like a ufo type thing like it's like area 37 oh yeah you know i mean like it's something like it's something like that like you go to area one or something like that and then inside of it it's like this huge warehouse and that's one of the different things in there but there's all these other different it's almost looks like a mall you know i mean like you go in and yeah from the outside it looks like a warehouse with like like ufos yeah yeah yeah like an alien but yeah so anyways it's awesome pretty cool too but i did something kind of interesting recently uh just a whole fist but it was almost the whole fist remember the finger was out so they turned it doesn't count they turned into a little quest yeah no it's pretty much the same no on a brighter note i'm gonna pause for a second so in case this becomes a clip her grandparents don't have to hear this okay so kara's grandparents celebrated their 65th wedding anniversary which was like six with the fist with it you had to up the clip didn't you jesus christ you're backing it up can you edit him out

just mute him yeah is he done okay so they 65 which is i'm like that's 65 is a lot you know and but they were like we're going on a lunch cruise and i'm like we're going on a cruise and cedar like i'm so confused i never knew this was a thing it was in dubuque but like you go and like pay money and you basically just get on this boat nice view and granted yeah you're not in the ocean or anything but like you just go out for like two hours you have lunch and they bring you back it was super awesome super chill there's a bar on there was it like an old school riverboat where they had like the kind of no they said there used to be but like i think the guy sold it he retired You're muted. Sorry. You can't talk right now.

You're not allowed to talk. You're going to fuck up this clip. This makes it even better. Listen, I'm just the... They pay me to do this. Whatever they tell me.

What? Shaun is going to have an aneurysm. You have to turn him back on. By the way, all he's going to do, growing up with his family, he's just going to get loud enough that you're going to hear him clear his day on. Somebody's going to fucking hear what I have to say. There is a mic that will pick me up. yeah but no i just i never knew that was the thing i'm like it was fucking it was cool it's like you could spend your saturday just chilling or like that's such a unique experience i'm like man maybe we'll take the kids one day or something like it's all fun yeah we i kind of wish you could gamble on the boat i feel like that'd be cool too but growing up on the mississippi like down by burlington that was the thing is like they had a they had they used to have a gambling river boat it had the paddle thing that wasn't really what was absolutely for show yeah but it It was for show, but it didn't move.

So it still looked like it was working. You're seeing the water go. So when you think about the gambler, the old school kind of gambling riverboat, that's what they were going for. And back then, they had to be on the water. And for a while, they had to be moving. They had to be mobile. They had to go between this port and the other. I think that's done, right? It's all done now. Because the one in McGregor, now they've landlocked it. You walk onto it. It doesn't move. but they used to start with that then it just had to be like in the water it could be connected now it's like meh yeah right i want to gamble come on in boys i feel like we've talked about this on here before but yeah um there's one in indianola that is on a man-made lake they literally built a lake and put a boat on it and a concrete pier the boat never moves right it's like on a fucking pond but it's there just because it had to be on the water but that's how they were like in debbie because i remember that like you parked all the way over here and then you went over this one walkway just to get on the boat that was out and then you just waited for them to like come around like no like it didn't go anywhere but it had to be in the water right so the ones that did how did that work like you just had to wait till i came back around and i'm sure it was like an event right you show up and then you go out for a while burlington would do like an out and back to a lock and dam basically yeah so they had to do that nightly like when they were open they had to go out and back so it just had to move once a day right it It was something like that, but it would port in two different places.

So that way they could cover like Burlington and Fort Madison or something like that. But like it would do that. I guess what I'm saying is then once it's ported, you could still gamble on it, right? It wasn't like gambling only starts once you push off, but it had to be a working boat. So then it had to prove that it could work. But then when it was parked, you could still gamble while you're doing it. So then, yeah, once a day it would shove off. Yeah. and basically the way they worked it was they would do two or three days in one place two or three days in another place and they would just kind of go back and forth and that's how they got away with the law I don't know if you've ever watched the Ozarks like fucking that's what they did I think that one was moving maybe they brought it down they moved it to the area and then yeah I don't know it's interesting to me I gotta watch that show again I only watched it I know it's good it's way good the end is like eh it's not like Game of Thrones bad but I thought the end would have been cooler but the whole show is a whole Jason Bateman's so him and the girl, the blonde, Ruth but once she did that I was like I'll watch her do anything she's amazing Jason Bateman's fucking awesome he is kind of like the underrated I think or late bloomer he's actually been in Hollywood for a long time I feel like it was around Ozark yeah i mean he did a lot of good stuff before that like that proved his kind of seriousness yeah yeah his chops as far as i can do a lot because he was what arrested development

that was like a big show and he was in that that was like big and then he did all the comedies like the couples retreat and like that yeah and he was in with the breakup like i felt like he was in like with vince vaughn right like whatever those guys did he was had some some part but now everything but then but then when he hits ozarks it was like he's the man you know i mean kind of when did tag come out in comparison to ozarks was i'm pretty sure that i'm pretty sure it was after i could be wrong but i think it was after i haven't seen that you've never seen tag no and that's where they're like playing the late like the lifelong game of tag right i haven't seen it dude i've only seen parts of it too okay both of you fucking number one on your list right now put it there because i don't know it will be pretty high tell you motherfuckers until you guys watch goddamn harlem nights i'm not i'm not watching fucking i'll watch i will promise to watch harlem nights if you'll promise i will promise yes but what i'm saying is this the reason i'm saying this is not because of the quality of the movie it's a great quality movie but you will watch this and you'll be like this is kind of our friend group this is kind of like the shit that we do but they go to like the extreme yeah like this is their us if every single person was rich yeah yeah yeah or like went to extreme like yeah none of us are like that extreme right we're right but so i will say uh just real quick about ozark one last thing it for anyone that's watched it i still to this day the two people i said were amazing there was something about the dude who

played the wife's brother that had like the mental illness. Yeah. That guy was like next level amazing and I literally like hunted down what he does and I've watched other he's such an underrated actor. He was like really likable I remember that but yeah. Super likable but like he played manic good like he was psychotic and yeah he was amazing so anyway. Alright. Yeah. Do we have anything so cool? Well fuck. You guys told me I've got I know I've been on a lot of chaps my ass recently but I literally had an event today that I need to talk about. We need to get into that. you want to do it now yeah so my son's graduation party's this saturday so obviously i have a lot of to buy so me and layla go to sam's and we do the normal thing we're like oh it's lunchtime by the way i didn't know sam's on a monday is packed at lunchtime but i noticed there's a million people there with kids and they're all eating lunch i'm like oh yeah the food is cheap i think people just bring their kids for lunch well it's summertime man right you know you got You can feed your kids for $1.50.

Yeah. You can walk them around the store and look at bullshit. Get out of there for fucking $10. You know what I mean? Like a whole family. It felt like a Saturday. It was insane. I'm like, what is going on? I mean, you can get a piece of pizza the size of your face and a drink for $1.50. Yeah. Or a giant hot dog and a pop for $1.50. So no, we have a quick lunch. And you just got your Sam's membership a couple months ago, right? I did. Yeah. You're liking it? You're enjoying Sam's? This was my first trip. I've been there before. Okay. I've been there before in the past. but like i haven't had a membership in a couple years not with his own card this one right this was my first like free loader i'm an adult now i'm a plus member thank you very much don't ask me why i bought it logan can tell you no that's cool but no i don't care but so we're there doing all this stuff and i'm waiting for the food and i'm like okay well all of a sudden like i see this old woman and i'm just like she looks angry and i'm like oh fuck this bitch is having a bad day whatever and she's like pacing back and forth and she like throws her hands up she leaves her cart goes and gets a drink comes back still pacing and she goes up to the counter the place is busy i mean there's three people back there they're all like probably 20 years old running their asses off they're working hard and she goes like can i have my fucking pretzel and i go like damn i was like holy shit how old the woman yeah probably in her 60s for sure okay yeah definitely not 50s 60s she needed her pretzel that bad and i'm like all right mike like let it go because i don't like seeing people get yelled at especially people working that are like it wasn't like these guys were

sitting on their asses doing nothing they weren't on their phones they were running sweating yeah so i'm like whatever and so the girl looks scared and she like goes and takes a minute gets the pretzel and gives it to her she's like thanks so much for my fucking pretzel and like snatch snatches out of her hand and i i just turned to her and i go you need to be nicer to people and she was already a ways away so i was like oh fuck i wonder if she's even gonna hear me and she goes she turned around and was aghast i mean we're talking the whole let me tell you about my day and but she was just like you know how long i waited for that goddamn pretzel i go how long she goes 10 minutes i go did you die it doesn't look like it and she goes you don't understand they've been mean to me i'm like i've been here the whole time waiting for you to get that pretzel yeah this this teenager doesn't deserve that just be nicer to people and she goes you don't understand i go i understand you're fine you got your pretzel and she walked off and I was so fucking mad. Good for you for sticking up with them.

I've noticed the past few years I'm getting more mouthy with people and I don't like it. But I'm also learning I don't have the tolerance for the bullshit. And this brings up this whole thing where it's like we all have grandparents. We all have like aunts and uncles who are getting old and all these things. But like I'm very much getting over like this certain class of age where I can't help but say this and I don't mean this for everyone. Please don't take this the wrong way. but there's a certain people over a certain age where the world's going to be a much better place when you're gone. I'm not saying I want that to happen to you.

Shut the fuck up. Calm the fuck down, man. Jesus. Swear at that kid. What did that do? Nothing. You just look like an asshole. You shouldn't feel better. You know? Oh, I'm so mad. All because you had to fucking go to Sam's. Well, this is what you get when you get a fucking cheap pretzel. Sorry, it may take a little while and there's going to be kids running all over the place. That's why you're paying $1.50. Shut up. Yeah, I mean go to the mall and get your fucking Annie Annie's. Yeah, pay nine dollars for your pretzel There's a place out on Blair's Ferry Road where you can fucking go get there and I'm sure there's not yeah Nothing like that, but you're gonna pay ten bucks for it right all of the pretzel and the costs and all that shit aside Good for you for saying something because I would probably sit there and just be like god that lady's a bitch and just not Said it and dude the first thing she said pissed me off a lot She said it loud, right?

but I was like I'm not I don't need to do this shit but the second time where she was just as mad if not meaner than the first and again this kid didn't do anything I was like fuck I don't care if it took you 20 minutes like we picked up food the other day and it took 20 minutes past when it's supposed to be ready I didn't lose my mind am I annoyed absolutely but it's like you're they're fucking busy it's sometimes that you don't get it on time you know what I mean but god don't be a fucking asshole like nobody doing anything or there's one person working the rest are standing around where you're like if she yelled a kid and said, where's my fucking pretzel? And they were sitting there on their phone. It's a little bit justified. I still wouldn't talk like that. Maybe leave off the fuck. You'd be alright. Maybe leave off the fuck. Yes.

Yes. But no, she was your typical I mean, probably young 60s super short hair, but like it was all gray. Oh, just the fucking bitch. By the way, I had to look at this. She looked at I was like, who puts up with her? She didn't have a wedding or not. Now, it doesn't mean she's not married. But I was like, God, someone has to go home to you. Ugh, gross. It's okay. It's just cats. So anyway i was mad dude my blood pressures i was but she looked she looked like she stepped forward like the hero for the everyday man all right like i love it she stepped forward like i'm gonna hit this kid and i was like our kid kid to her and i was like i don't want to hit no woman how do and in my head real quick i went like if she did swing at me what do i do do i just hold her arms i mean i'm definitely gonna slip the jab am i coming back i'm gonna hit her with a liver shot and ruin the liver you know what i mean no i don't know put her down fast and hard you know yeah stop her out on the way out anyway yeah so anyway i'm old people chat my ass i for the record i just talked about like kara's grandparents they are amazing sweet people i know so many sweet old people but then there's this portion of them where i'm like just get in your coffin and do us off it jesus christ i think it could be something could be said for not even age just for sure fucking saying stuff for sure my my grandparents run into it with old people never would have said a fucking word exactly they would we would get in the car and i would hear all about the oh the whole way yeah but they would never say anything like that yeah but it embarrassing because there public courtesy like don just don be an asshole right be an embarrassing asshole right yeah that a big

thing but then i feel like there is the point where like people get to a certain age and they just don't have a filter they're definitely of that but generally that's like like grandma's in walker you know i mean like she's not like you're a little 60s like you're definitely like a little bit like this it was fucking hilarious for a cooper's baseball game and uh one of the family we know like her mom was there so she's a little bit older but one of those kids come running in she's like boy you've got to run faster than that and everyone's like look at her she's like what he does like he's gonna get thrown out if he doesn't run faster than that you're like you're not wrong And the lady didn't know it.

She's like, Mom. She's like, what? Am I wrong? That can't be as fast as he can run. They don't even think about people are listening. That's as fast as he can run. He should be out there anyways. And she's like, just stop, Mom. Just stop. Here's a notebook. Write it down. It was so great. I'm just fucking dying. But here's my conundrum. What you just said is the perfect thing. I feel like I'm starting to do that. I'm starting to like, I normally, like 10 years ago, I wouldn't have said shit to that woman. Right? I'm starting to not give a fuck. Does that mean I'm going to graduate into just being like her?

You know what I mean? I don't want that. I disagree because I think what you were doing is you didn't like the way someone was taking advantage of just they can treat that person like shit even though they're trying their best. To me, I hate that too. It's like a slippery slope. I'm like, I don't want to not care too much. Again, I don't think like I said, if they were fucking around and deserved it, it wouldn't have bothered you. That's what I'm saying. I feel like you were more triggered that they didn't deserve that you were you were justified in what you were saying and that's that's the big difference and yeah i didn't swear at her like that's the thing i think of like when you said you were mad afterwards like i i don't know why i get like a like a fucking uh adrenaline high oh yeah because i get i i'm like when i fucking finally stand up and do something about something that should have been done a bit ago like i get that way See, I get like that too, but I don't like it.

I have to let it go. It takes me a lot to get pissed normally, but it takes me longer to come down. So I don't like it because I'm like, now I just like am amped up for 30 minutes. While I'm fucking grocery shopping, like that's fun. You and I are the same way because it takes a long time. But then once I flip over, then it's just like, fuck you and fuck off. Fuck you. You know what I mean? Like I just go so far off. Then it's like, goddamn right. I said it. I'll say it again. Fucking face is all red. Yeah, she's like, come on. I'm like, I'll fucking burn this place down. And I'm like, yeah, she's walking through the part where Shaun's like, he has dementia.

Exactly. But it takes a lot. And then I don't, my point doesn't come out clear like yours as then I just turn into, yeah. Yeah. I will fucking kill you and your son. Like, I don't give a shit. Yeah. Like, I'll just get all worked up to the point where I just snap. And then, yeah. I mean, I get it. It's just, yeah, it's just annoying. I'm just over it, man. I'm over shitty people. I'm over it. Well, yeah. It's not going anywhere. It's a good thing to be over. It's not going anywhere, unfortunately. everybody thinking that they're so fucking important. I sat with Layla was talking to her and she heard it a little bit.

She was like, what was that about? I told her I'm just so over entitled people. To be that entitled at that age over a fucking... There's levels to entitlement for sure, but I'm like Jesus Christ, how bad is your life going that this ruined it? I get you might have been pissed off throughout the day and everything, but still. Not the time or the place of the person. Yeah, if you're... So fuck them. When I have a bad day, I just don't want to fucking be in those places. I just won't be around. Right, I just won't go. If I'm raging pissed, guess what I'm doing? Not going to Sam's Club. Definitely don't want to drive anywhere, because fuck that.

Right. How fucking bad did you need a pretzel? Erik ran someone off the road and got in a fight at Sam's Club. Road rage is a thing. Maybe she just needed a fist. Maybe. You know what? She probably did. She probably needs two of them. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Yeah, this one's for you, old lady. Fuck yourself. Next time she comes back, you take your time with that pretzel, I'm all good. Layla said, she goes, what if we see her again in the store? I go, then we see her. I go, she's not going to say anything. I go, and if she does. We fucking don't break eye contact, Layla. We don't break eye contact.

You know what I want to happen? Get a vest and just fucking stand there and be the enforcer the next time she comes. The Sam's Club food court enforcer? You make your own vest and you stand there and you're like. She just could be there the next time she comes for a pretzel and you're just like... SCFCE. Sam's Club Food Club Enforcers. Yeah, right there. You know the rules. Hey, Grandma, I remember you. I got my eye on you. Right here. Pretzel's going to take 45 minutes to keep it up. Bad mouth that teenager. I dare you. Double dog dare you. I'll get your coffin ready. Oh, the hero for the... Oh, stop it.

I just hate old people. Not all of them. Again, I love our grandparents. If you're listening, I love you. Everyone else, I hate those people. That was pretty good. When you said that, you're like, I got a chat for now. All right, let's get it out. And I've had a lot of them recently. Obviously, that one happened today. So I was like, I fucking immediately texted you guys. I was like, well, I've got one. I'm like, I'm fucking raging angry right now. So, yeah. Raging pissed off. Hey, on a good note, I got most of my shopping done. That's good. Yeah. Fucking grad parties are expensive. I didn't see any beer in your cart, though.

can't drink at the venue that's why no no no drinking allowed but that's okay because 90% of us are going to a grad party after that where we can't drink you cut the bill in half by basically doing that like I didn't even mean this party got a lot fucking cheaper no like I scheduled it and we didn't even consider the fact that because we've been able to drink there in the past but the laws changed and insurance so we've had parties on there right but that was before the new company went in so yeah like I love the location and by the way shout out to jody and karen jen and everyone that's helped me with it but like yeah we just we can't drink but that's okay it's 11 to 3 people will survive it'll be all right so can we talk a little bit about the world cup what's that what about it i am not i'm kidding like seriously it seems like it i don't like soccer like it's not my thing at all we were kind of talking about this yeah but i fucking love the world cup like i i like to watch it yeah like i you know to your comment when you said when it's a two-hour game and nobody scores.

Oh, yeah. It's like jacking off for two hours. Yeah, I'm like, you watch a game for two hours and it's 0-0. You're like, cool, I masturbated for two hours and nothing fucking happened. My wrist hurts, I'm pissed off, I wasted my time. It's the same problem I have with hockey. Now, hockey can't end 0-0, thank God. But I don't think any sport should be able to end 0-0. I just think it's stupid. I think hockey can in regular season, right? After it goes through so many overtimes. It still goes to a shootout, doesn't it? Well, so hockey can't, right, it can right now in the pool play, but then once it goes to the bracket, it can't end in a tie.

They have to have a winner, and they'll do kickoffs. Because I think it's something that you can tie in the NFL, but at least if you tie in the NFL, it's almost never 0-0. I'm sure it's happened once. True. But at least you watched a full game of action, and there was scoring. Well, but think about it.

The playoffs would never end in a tie. No. That's what you're thinking. You know, like the pool play, they still, it's all about points. You're getting points where you play your round robin of the people in your pool. Yeah. But then once you get in the bracket, then you, they don't, there's no ties. Right. Like you can't. So that's. Yeah. And soccer's never been, I played it when I was young for a few years, but like it's like hockey to me. So I don't love it, but I do love, like you said, world cup when it's the Stanley cup. I watched that. Like I enjoyed when it matters the most, the big stuff.

Yeah. But the big, I mean, I just wish soccer didn't, I think that, look, I know the purist and it's the most popular sport in the world. Obviously, they're killing it, right? But if you wanted to get more casuals into it, if it didn't go out of bounds fucking constantly, it'd be awesome. If they could just have the walls be there like indoor soccer. Yeah. When you said that the other day, I was like, I like that. That's actually pretty smart. Yeah, because it's constant. Like you're stopping and then, again, all that work. Like literally you could be running down the line and just like tap it out just to like make a stoppage.

Right. And that's so fucking stupid. Yeah. What do you got for us? They changed the rules in 2005 to introduce the shootout. So no game in the NHL can end in a 0-0 tie anymore. Oh, okay. Pre-2005, they could in regular season. They couldn't in the playoffs. Okay. But once they introduced the shootout, no longer a play. NHL. NHL, yeah. Clearly in soccer, or I mean football, that's not the case. You can end 0-0. You can, and that's like. That's bullshit. Which, like, Spain just did it, Greg. was like that was the upset yeah there was a tie they tied zero zero you know um how so who progresses i don't know i don't understand so right now it's pool play so it's all points so you play you have like so many either one of them gets points yeah so they both get one point instead of if you won you probably got three or yeah if you win you got a participation point basically yeah but then your points can add up then if you tie and people lose and you don't get any points that one can but if you're the team that played spain and tied and got a point you're that's fucking major for you.

And there might be then other people that lose and then they don't get any points. So even the one can be something. By the way, I know Schultz is a huge soccer fan, so he's probably going to be like, these guys are fucking stupid. I don't know what to talk about. This is what little we know. But there's like four teams in a pool and they play each other and then the best one advances out of there to then get to the bracket. Then it's like a bracket, like what we're used to in sports for it but um yeah i'm not saying the sport's dumb i just feel like there's so many more ways it could be more entertaining sure yeah just to clarify so group stage matches which is what you're talking about teams are in one point for a tie three points for a win or zero points for a loss you have to have the most points to move into uh the advancement advance into the knockout stage yeah they call it the knock because you lose you're done yeah and then for those they cannon and it's high they have to go into overtime and then a shootout if needed yeah okay okay so so i think it's but here's what i like for the u.s you know it's like our fifth favorite sport you know what i mean oh yeah yeah so all of our best athletes it's like none of them play soccer right you know i mean like like i was talking the other day i'm like imagine fucking like lebron james if he would have got into soccer right lebron james like he's just so fucking athletic and huge you know i mean like so how many of those guys alan iverson imagine if fucking tyreek hill would have got into right i mean like these guys that are unbelievable athletes if they would have got into you know i mean like i think we'd beat the fuck out of everybody right but they don't

because it's not what's super popular here but the team this year for the us they looked good the other they looked amazing and if we even do well we're gonna piss everybody off oh yeah because Because the one thing they love is that the U.S. sucks at hockey. Or soccer. And so, I'm just saying. And that's the thing. I got the bug. I got the itch from the one game. We get the country adrenaline going. We're like, fuck USA. And that's fun. We've talked about how it doesn't matter if you don't like the sport. As long as you have a team to root for, it's fun as shit. You know what I mean? That's one thing I do like about it in the sense of there's a USA team.

I have a team to root for no matter what. You don't have to watch the other ones, but the U.S. is on you. watch it you know what i mean because whatever i'm gonna root for him like i don't want to happen yeah it's one of those sports to me and i think i said this last week i find it boring as fuck to watch on tv i i want to see it in person sometime like i would love to go to one of these matches and see it in person and see if it changes my mind but i think like i found myself actually fucking watching a nascar race the other night because i just went to it yeah i was like yeah Oh shit, I wanna see who's gonna win this one.

It's the same thing. We're in Pocono now. Another point to that is it's the, god, what do they call it, the mob mentality, right? So if you're out at a bar and you're like, oh, the World Cup's on all kind of watch, but all of a sudden you're like, oh fuck, everyone's going nuts. And then like, yeah, dude, and you're like, fuck yeah. And then you're in it, I'm in. That shit will lock me in. If I'm by anybody and they're into it, I'm like, who are we fucking rooting for? It's like when you're at a really good fucking craps table and you're like, I love this game. Exactly, yeah. if i'm sitting with some people and they want to watch it i'm like i'm in i'll invest and they get into it fuck yes i will root my ass off yeah with you if i don't yeah the other thing that's bringing me into the world cup right now is all of the because it's us we're getting all the social media shit and so i'm seeing like team scotland and like all the fans and all the fucking oh and they're crazy fans are fucking awesome i was gonna say that so when you said you want to go to a game you don't want to go to the MLS here.

You want to go over because they're just like, oh, you're a fucking rat bastard. Yeah, they just fucking hate it. But like, hold on. There's also some countries where you don't want to go. But it's like real deal. Like they're fighting in the stands. Yeah. The hooligans, the soccer hooligans or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So I could see getting into it because of that. But I think that's what I'm saying. Like even when a boring soccer game, then you get to listen to some guy. Ah, fuck his mother. Yeah. Put your cunts. I saw this fucking video the other day and it's a guy from Scotland and they're like so if like would you take Scotland winning or the UK losing and he was probably like oh fuck I really want the UK to lose yeah exactly he was like I fucking hate them and then he's like as a cherry on the top my wife's UK house divided it's just fucking different man it's just like they are very like it would be like aaron and i being like chiefs and fucking raiders yeah yeah i mean it's kind of i mean it's not i was gonna say karen mirr iowa state versus iowa but like i also i'm not a state here to the point where i'm like fuck them all you only hate them for one game yeah i'm like whatever i hope they do great other than that yeah it'd be different if like state's record affected iowa all year exactly Yeah.

Like, okay, let's say Kara was like a fucking Seahawks fan. And I'm obviously a Rams fan. I'd be like, I fucking hope you lose every game for the rest of your life. I hate them always forever. If both of them just stopped playing, we'd all be a little happier. Yeah. Not the Rams, but yeah.

It'll be an interesting year. No, it's been fun now. Even before today, we stopped into Cliffs, and then we ran into Greg, and we were watching the game that came on. the kingdom of Saudi Arabia versus Uruguay. I mean, I keep hearing, you know, it's the fastest growing sport everywhere with soccer, but this year our team looks pretty fucking sweet. So again, I don't know if when they played Paraguay, if they're just not good, which I think they're supposed to be good. That's the thing is I don't know. U.S. is literally good. I don't know if we just outkicked how good we are and they had an off day or what it was, but I know they weren't expected to win, I didn't think.

Yeah, and definitely not like that, 4-1. Yeah. yeah i mean like so i was yeah so i'm excited for it so do you even know who they play yet on saturday yeah because it's it's already scheduled it's a because it's not a bracket so it's oh that's right it's uh because i don't know who they play but the problem is they play a week apart so it's like you sit there and you wait for a week i know it's so long yeah you said it's saturday friday so it's at night uh play australia next australia oh good day mate what time yeah friday at 2 p.m so it'll be in the afternoon oh that's perfect because we okay because i have to set up the logan's grad party that night but i'll be able to catch it okay we're it's juneteenth too so we're ranked oh yeah in our group we're in group d with australia turkey and paraguay yeah and so we are ranked number one which basically means that those two what the only difference between us and australia is that we had one more goal than they did so so So they won 3-1?

Because it's like a tiebreaker to make it 1. There's tiebreakers for points, too. So the fact that they scored that many points is good for the U It always like a really good start We could beat fucking Australia Fucking Come on All they do is throw boomerangs and punch kangaroos Some of these other groups are going to be Yeah, I know. That's why we're glad. Germany scored seven goals. Yeah, Germany's. Yeah. Fucking Germany. Like, I know a little bit. Like, I know the teams that are, like, usually pretty goddamn good. You know what I mean? I just always ask Adam. All right, who are we rooting for?

Which I forgot to text him to see. I got to find out. That's a good point. Is U.S. good or not? Do they just look good for one? Adam's a big, huge soccer fan. Adam's always been a huge soccer fan. He played indoor. I didn't know that. So did Schulte. Maybe next episode, we'll just call Adam. We'll phone a friend for two minutes and be like, all right, give us a three-minute rundown. How are we looking? Let's get a World Cup update. Yeah, exactly. Us Neanderthals have no idea what the fuck is going on. We're like, football? He's got one for it. What do you got? I'm going to start raising my hand.

I love it. Can you just hit a beeper? like not that one not that one i'm reading this forbes article and it was essentially like is the u.s good was paraguay bad okay yeah um and it sounds like the answer is both like the u.s probably looks better than people expected for a few different reasons yeah um and they've kind of been trending upward for a few years now based on experimentation they were doing in the past couple um but paraguay also looked significantly worse than they thought than they thought yeah so both things can be true. I was going to say, we've all had a bad day when someone had a really good day, and you're like, oh, fuck.

So is the U.S. going to go all the way? Probably not. Might not be the year, but I think there's some positive things. Don't you dare shoot it down. Right now, we're one and oh, fucking kicking ass. I was just going to be like, to Shaun, this is our miracle moment. We are fucking going. Which, fun fact, miracle not as good as what was the other movie? We fucking watched it. We watched Miracles Saturday night. I know you did. Why do you think I said it? You're going to fucking make people unfollow us. I got mad today. I want Shaun to get mad, okay? We were fucking flipping by at that time, and I go, Miracle Cooper goes, I'll watch it again.

Ashley's like, I'll watch it. I'm like, we're fucking watching Miracles. We sat there. You texted us, and I was like, yeah, I heard that's okay. Like a year or two from now, I want to go back and review those old bracket episodes. Agreed. Agreed. Do you feel like you made the right choice back then? Here's the thing. What was it that beat it? I mean, whatever. It ended up losing probably to Rounders. No, it was goddamn Mighty Ducks that beat it. Jesus. Again, this is why we're going to relive that episode. This is why Confused Breakfast does a nostalgia rating in a normal rating. Because you're right.

If I watched those two movies at my age right now, one day apart, there's a good chance I wouldn't pick Mighty Ducks. but we didn't say we had to watch all these movies. We went off the last time we watched them and how we felt. You waited with your heart. I did. So the other thing I've been getting was the last one when we did. Little Giants over Sandlot? I've got more fucking texts about that. Disaster. Fucking. Shulte and my two other people on our Discord were like, are you guys kidding me right now? I was like, dude, the annexation of Puerto Rico, of course. What are you talking about? It's football.

There's the fridge, baby. My remote producer, Ben Joe, is just still having it. He's just... I've gotten a few texts like, are you fucking kidding me with these guys? In case you're wondering why Ben doesn't send us anything anymore, if we've pissed him off to a point, he's just done talking to us. Yeah. Sorry, Ben. We still love you. Send us an email about it. Lean into it. We'd love to hear from you. Time for another breakdown of that.

Play by play. That's pretty good. did you guys have something or am I going to grab something I don't know I just want to talk about the World Cup. No, that's fine Oh, and Ashley gave me the thumbs up on watching Tag We're at 53 minutes Do you want a short one? I have a short one If I can throw something out of it He was going to pull out of the notebook So I'm kind of leaning on you guys for this because I don't know Have you seen a lot of the James Bond movies? yes no all of them is james bond still cool and the reason why i bring it up is this i just finished the new 007 first light video game that came out okay quick question did you play james 007 like on n64 or were you too young for that okay yeah is this are they you just finished the game so this is a new game that just came out yeah it's from the same people that make the hitman games if you're familiar with those are awesome yeah so this is like some of the hitman gameplay but with a really incredible story and great voice performances.

It's like playing a movie. And I love that, but is there a multiplayer mode? No. Fuck. Okay, that's all I want to know. Nobody does that anymore. Okay. Yeah, but there's... Because everything's online. Yeah. You make it online, now it has to be an eSport. Yeah. This is a single-player game, but there's a component where you can do trials and different cool stuff. Incredible game. And from my understanding, a ton of great Easter eggs for James Bond fans from all the movies and all stuff. Oh, that's cool. I really did a really good job with it. But I've only ever seen one of the movies. Which one?

Skyfall. Okay. And that was just because it came out when I was in college. Sure. This is going to sound crazy, but I legit don't know if I've ever even seen one. Any James Bond? I don't. So I've seen multiple of them, but I don't remember the names of the ones because I saw older ones. Well, they're all fucking stupid names that you're never going to remember. There was Pierce Brosnan, and then there was Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig. Yeah. He's the newest one, right? No. Yes, they haven't had one since then. They haven't had one since then. It's been a while since then. There's been rumors about a new one.

Because they talked about Ygroselva and... Well, it can't be fucking... God damn it. Who's the guy who played Superman? Why can't I think of his name? Oh, the new one? Yeah. No, not the new one. Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. But wasn't he in one of them as a villain? I don't remember. Oh, no. That was the Tom Cruise movies. Sorry. Yeah, you're thinking of Mission Impossible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which those two kind of... They're not the same, but they're easily confused a little bit with... i have seen the same sort of thing but yeah yeah so yeah i don't think i've ever seen okay let's finish the question obviously james bond iconic right in american culture um but hasn't had a movie in a while yeah um this game made me really want to go back and watch the old ones but like is james bond still cool is he still as cool as he was back in the day is is there still something there to be thoughts on james bond well go ahead some i have you go because i will say there's a reason that maybe not as cool as it used to be.

If you go back to the origins and the books, the movies are made from books. If you go back to the origins, it's very misogynistic. It's a fucking spy and he's fucking all the bitches. Oh yeah, slapping hoes. It's not very PC today. When it comes down to that.

Shaun's like, this is why it's my favorite franchise. even if you watch like the more modern movies you get like they pay homage to it a little bit but it's it's a little bit it's tamed down but like the older movies were very into that there was always like um the even the names of the women it's just like oh lady octopussy yeah i remember the sean connery kind of like yeah i don't know who it was before him i i always thought it was well done in the sense that it was like a play on words so it was kind of funny not yeah to be like super misogynistic but it was definitely a little bit misogynistic um but i i loved all the movies but especially the pierce brosnan age okay forward i've enjoyed so like i was super into golden eye watch the movie a thousand times play the game like became an expert in the fucking game say the game i will talk for hours just about the game but i've never seen the love all that but daniel craig is probably one of the best james bonds and i've heard that in my opinion yeah um as far as the old school cool sean connery really takes a second like his yeah his voice everything not sure so i guess i'm gonna i'm gonna like summarize my point here i think it's becoming less cool because of the misogynistic aspect of it yeah people are just not as it you know like it's not as cool cool when i say cool i don't know if it was ever cool but like it used

to be more cool and um i think that it's gone downhill because of that but i think daniel craig did a good job of playing the modern aspect like it wasn't he wasn't misogynistic yeah he had yeah yeah yeah he still did that but it wasn't like super shitty yeah yeah so i remember skyfall being awesome and i've heard that it's one of the best ones apparently i shouldn't have gone with that one first but whatever yeah but um i don't remember thinking that it was super that movie was such a great time that it they did a good job with it and i feel like the game um the game is an origin story, which is interesting.

Oh, really? It's a modern day origin story. So they kind of have like modern technology stuff. Is it on PC? It's a whole new Bond, right? It's not an existing Bond. They didn't use like Daniel, Craig, or anybody. No, it's a whole new story, whole kind of thing. And it's, yeah, I didn't I felt like they navigated that stuff really well while still putting in some Easter eggs. I might buy it. I need a new game, but I only play on PC. Okay. And it's not super long either. I think it was like 14, 15 hours. Yeah, and I like when they're longer. But that's plenty. I'll take my time. so for my opinion i think that you know it was fucking really cool like i think back in like it was like in times of change you know i mean that we look at and you're like yeah it's not really the same there for it so i don't think it's necessarily cool today what i will say is one of the fucking coolest parts about james bond is that's the whole reason why we have austin powers yeah it's true sure that's he fucking wrote that because his dad was such a big james bond fan That's exactly why Austin Powers, that's why he wrote those, and that's why he named him my gold member.

Yeah, and that's why it was all that way, which fucking, for my dollar, Austin Powers is some of the best that you can get. So I think that's why it's not as cool anymore. I love Austin Powers, but James, I love the action spy concept. I love it. I still enjoy it, and I hope they make more Bond movies. I really do. So I think it's still cool just because of what we really need. I just feel like it's kind of gone down in the cool factor because of the things I said. Can I offer something for the people who love the spy genre in case you have never seen it? The fucking Kingsman movies are awesome.

Yeah. Because I'll tell, I will say like I went into those being like, I'm not going to like this. Like whatever. They are fucking badass. Like they are so fun. They got like a fucking great cast too. They do. But like the storyline, the weapons, the suits, like all of it is like sick, dude. I couldn't believe how much I love those movies. That was the whole thing, though. Kingsman wouldn't exist without Bond. They brought in great cast. I remember Halle Berry being a fucking Bond girl. It's like, that's cool as shit. I know that Amazon bought the rights to James Bond and the property. Oh, really?

A few years ago. I would assume that they're going to come out with a new... It's never going to go away. I was trying to be him, for sure. I bet he just watches those and just tugs on himself all day long they own I hope he never gets there they own everything in that space because they have the Jack Ryan stuff too oh that's true which Jack Ryan is but I fucking love that so hmm I will say before we go out one more thing because we talked about Shaun Connery so I just have to say this fucking the movie The Rock yeah where he's in it obviously Nicolas Cage is my favorite actor of all time right but he has my favorite line of all time where he's like Nicolas Cage says something about doing his best and he goes your best losers always complain about their best winners go home and fuck the prom queen and then Nicolas Cage is like Carla was the prom queen that is the fucking best line winners go home and fuck the prom queen it's so fucking funny dude he's so great in that movie he was a lot younger then but that is one of the best fucking lines in cinema alright Erik take us out of here So what do I decide is James Bond cool? No, I'm gonna say no not anymore. I'm nostalgia. Yes, but I'm saying now. No, I'm saying cool I'm gonna say not cool Unfortunately, I just I think it's honest. I just think it's on its way out. That's all I'm saying Forgot still sounds really fucking cool Love that one is a cool

like a kid playing a saxophone that's like honking and stuff. Hold on. You can't have a cool one like that. It's gotta be like... Did you ever see the family guy where there's a kid with a trombone following a fat guy? The guy's just walking but he's really fat. He's like... And the guy's like, stop it. I have a glandular problem. And then he falls. The kid just goes... sorry all right what do you got for us um what does james bond do before he falls asleep jesus christ shakes and stirs i don't know he goes undercover oh i wouldn't have got there but you could have you should have why didn't you you've been on a run lately. Fucking you're the new joke guy. Come on. I sleep just fine at night when I don't get them, so I know that you really pride yourself off that. What does James Bond do when he has Tourette's?

He shakes and stirs. Okay, now I feel better. Did you want a bonus one? No, I don't. Fuck off! Damn it. What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Taking a bath?

Hold on. A bubbly in the tubly. That's good. I don't know. Bubble 07. Bubble, okay. I would have never got that.

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