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NASCAR / Butcher Shops / NBA Finals

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Join us this week for another fun-filled episode of We're Still Cool, Right? were we dive into Erik's adventures of camping at a NASCAR race and discuss if the NBA Finals and Butcher Shops are still cool or a thing of the past. Also Mike is sick of solicitors and we weigh in on another Chaps my Ass segment. Dive into the fun and nostalgia with us again!

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Gentlemen, start your engines! It'll make sense in a second. Ah, that's a pretty good one. That's a really good open for the topic we're gonna talk about today. Guys, I put a lot of effort into this shit. Took me all week to come up with that. We are back, baby. We are! And it's been a long week. I feel like we haven't been here in forever, but... We did record last week. We did, but we did a Wednesday. It was a long week. We come in, Logan's changed everything, our fucking mics don't smell like me anymore. What's going on? Jesus. Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.

Who was it? Fucking stink breath. We should check to see if this porridge is still good, though. Yeah, I'm going to tell a story about this drink. So this drink is brought to you by Benz Beverage Depot. 501 7th Avenue. Big green building. Big green building. Delicious drinks. that's where we got our buffalo trace which we used for this now Shaun sent me a TikTok of a guy that made this drink and it was called what the blueberry crush no it's a blueberry smash blueberry smash I was close enough yeah is it blueberries in this blueberry smash his was purple now here's the thing you muddle a shitload of blueberries our muddler isn't really the muddler we normally have it's like just the flat end of our spoon so it didn't muddle them I think to perfection like you know normally you would want to do normally the muddler's like textured and big so i did my best but it just kind of looks like flood water if you uh if you like made a drink and you just like opened up a teabag and poured it in yeah that's what it looks like the texture of it yeah we'll call it seeds and leaves and like we're gonna call it teabag and logan that's what you're definitely gonna get your fruit intake through this drink in my there's a shitload of blueberries in this. Yeah, you're going to feel great after this. I think if you were in a fancy cocktail bar, they would have strained all that out.

I think so. He did not, though. He didn't. He left it in. I watched it. You muddled it. Because you want... Did he strain it? No. The strawberries in the strawberry smash I did, you... Yeah, no, he didn't because the ice came out. The ice came out with it? The schnozberries taste like schnozberries. Everybody makes them different. So, this was... uh took a shaker with ice well first i muddled a shitload of blueberries shaker with ice uh one and a half ounces or an ounce sorry of lemon juice and then two ounces of bourbon and then a splash of simple syrup and shake the fuck out of it and pour it in and his was purple ours is not but you can see there's a lot of blueberries in there i will say i tried it it's pretty good yeah the taste is fine it just kind of tastes like juice but it there's so much shit in it it's antioxidants dick cheers everybody blueberries are good for you do better than me and make yours purple it does just taste like juice pretty much it doesn't taste like juice don't listen to him don't let him poison your brain I do think don't let the non-drinker be the one to decide what booze tastes like are you calling me a non-drinker Kind of close. I mean with this group you basically are.

Hey, some of us actually have to do some shit, alright? Hey, two sentences. Some people have to work around here, Shaun. Thank God somebody is, but anyway. Some of us have loved ones to care for, alright? What's that like?

I don't know anything about that. Got him while his mouth was full, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think he cut that video and muddled them way longer than it appeared. Here's what I'm going to say. I think it's good, but I thought it was going to be better. yeah i mean when i saw the video i was like oh fuck you guys also have to remember mike that's the biggest i'm not a bartender guys no i i think that it's delicious as far as that if it didn't have the bits in it we would probably be all like this is the best so we did record another video so we're going to try to share it and see if we get it taken down because we actually did another one here for it and maybe we get out on socials well but it's was non-stop entertainment in there i wish i could have had the whole thing filmed because mike was spilling this spilling that and then he could get the fucking top off and he's like come on come on seriously he's pissed off and it literally opens and shoots all over his shirt i got i got whitney all wet sweat my ass off like i was like if we just had the fucking break room here with a camera on it we would have been we're giving up gold in there but yeah i look up sean's in the office just crying laughing and i'm like how i laugh yeah this may not go on shorts because it's going to be unedited yeah version yeah it was not good uh but you know what try it at home make it better than me it's a low bar so i bet you can out out kick what i did so well just when you hear the ingredients you know it's going to be good you just might need to i fucking love blueberries too so i don't care if there's bits of blueberry like yeah i just devour them but i i want to try it again when i you know i'm gonna have a second attempt here one of these days and make it better so yeah but anyway thanks

ben's for uh for the bourbon and uh supporting us we appreciate you guys so much i'll say what they gave us tastes wonderful so right yeah yeah that by itself is great we should have just did whiskey that's all right so but with that being said eric i'm kind of excited to hear about your trip yeah we can't call it a weekend yeah i don't know you were gone for like a week just about we've dubbed it the nascar trip the nascar well that's original as hell it really is give us the rundown here on this so we can figure out why we started with ladies and gentlemen start your end so a bunch of my friends uh in the biking group that i know from the biking group but they have been doing this for years and it was like a group that kind of grew from like two three up to like total of six and they had kind of capped it because there's some difficulty in costs and organizing and camping and you know the whole thing like you got to haul your shit there you only so much room to do it yeah well i don't know what triggered it but this year they said we're ramping up the number of people going and i was lucky enough to get one of those um they it did help that there were two of the ogs that had been doing it for years backed out so there was even more spots available but uh and i was available like i i mean think if it had been thrown out last year i might not have been able to go right here you know um so was just happy to

get the opportunity to go and sounded like fun and i've never been to a nascar race so i can like kind of check that off the list of things i haven't done um but we left on wednesday morning we all like met up loaded up trucks we had two full full-size trucks full to the brim with people and gear plus a full-size double axle trailer because explain you guys all had to take like an e-bike or motor we were bringing like we were bringing stuff like that but also we had um refrigerators you know like the camping refrigerator we had six of those full of stuff jesus um cooler two giant size coolers like the i call them the body bag coolers yeah like two of those full of beer and water and stuff so you're on the infield right that's where you're camping you're there because there's an actual race while you guys are camping so this is the michigan international speedway race that just happened this past weekend so they race friday um or they race saturday and sunday friday that sounds right yeah anyway they do there's like the bush race or whatever it is and then the main the big race is on sunday but they did trucks on saturday okay yeah um and the trucks were pretty cool that was fun to watch um they're not as fast and last the cup cars but anyway so we get there we get there thursday we drove wednesday state at a casino get there thursday thursday night is just like set up camp party you know there's like all so the infield is full of other people camping and everybody sets up their own little like bars

talk to us about your camp this is really where i wanted you to yeah it's like you know fuck about race i want to talk to me about your camp that you had going on so uh our camp is called club frank club frankenstein oh okay um because we have a i i think it's probably about 25 feet if not more yeah uh inflatable frankenstein okay it's like lit up yep and then this year we added frankenstein's bride which is like nice even taller than him she's she's uh actually just a witch but you know close enough it works yeah um so yeah and then we have a big and inflatable nightclub and we set up giant ass speakers and lights and smoke machine and a bar in there yeah so it's literally an inflatable nightclub no floor so you're not like bouncing no it's just the walls but then so you guys had to like they literally you get on top of these giant things you had to bring you had to bring like the full blowers to keep it going and was it up the whole weekend or or did you like take it down during the day um we took it down so there's a couple we had one storm come through so when it was windy and shit like that we took it down we took everything down inflatable um and sometimes during the day most of the time during the day we took it down because we there's no electricity on the infield right like you don't have electrical campsites we were running generators so we had to bring generators and gas to him no wonder you had a fucking double axle trailer.

And, you know, we like had a generator dedicated to the pizza oven so that we could make frozen pizzas because it pulls a lot of power. This took a lot of planning. Yeah. I will say this. This is one thing I will say. I feel like I'm good at some of this shit camping. Some of my friends are fucking experts and that's who I've learned from. So they know how to do this on the next professional level. Yeah. Me and Shaun would have just rolled up with coolers full of ice and beer and like some hot dogs. Hey, where can I plug this in at? And you know what? As long as you have a good attitude and you chip in and help out, everybody would be, like, welcoming.

Exactly. Yeah, that's the biggest thing. My phone's about to die. Where can I plug this? Is it going to have a solar charger at tomorrow? They wouldn't. No. I just saw the fucking blow-up thing, and I'm like, no way. And he shows the inside, and it literally is like a club. Yeah. It's just a blow-up. Exactly what you think of. You've probably seen these before. That's what they had. and then you looked outside of it and it looked like you know um a rich man's biker bar meaning like outside was all these fucking e-bikes that they had lined up like it would have been outside like a biker bar but it's all e-bikes you know there's no motorized vehicles allowed inside like yeah cars can be in there but they have to be like parked exiting or parking right right but no motorized vehicles unless you the only exception is like ada there's some and they have golf carts that run people around for disability stuff but sure you could get a disability pass and have your own so you guys were even charging your e-bikes and stuff off generators like you guys so you just had to bring a shitload of gas and just make it work and this is the best part this is this is how all the shit works everybody goes into it knowing that we're all just adding it to a a till like it all goes into split lies and then at the end you say settle up yeah like the venmo didn't pay anything at the end you're gonna pay something but like sure i paid gas all the way there so that kind of contributed a good portion of mine you load all your stuff in and then call it done and then at the end it tells you what you got to pay whoever and that's pretty sweet those apps make that stuff easier it's just so much easier to like not think

about that if you want something that's just for you just bring it for your fucking self and pay for it yeah right right most of the stuff we did communal it was funny because you were sending those videos and we were looking at him and she's like who is eric with i'm like his fucking other friends the ones i want to hang out was like look at all their big fancy they got he just ditches us and he's like oh no i'm gonna going over here like the rest was you know slump off to go do something at a race and he's got his own blow-up bar sean and i were talking though before like earlier today before you got there today we're like i just don't know if i can do that anymore like days on end like wake up and go until like midnight two in the morning like like day after day after day i'm like i've gotten old the last few years so to be clear i was super jealous when i first saw the video like friday morning and then and then i saw more saturday and then it was even sunday i'm like oh god that poor bastard that's a long few days yeah it was an impressive run that you're well and you know i didn't share i didn't share all the mid-afternoon naps i took sure yeah that's true yeah that's true it's not like i'm sending you guys videos of that shit but no but we did a few few breakfast shots and then a few i mean so you were in it for the long haul i'm very proud of you so in case you haven't figured out one of us is playing a little banged up today and it's not me this time i mean yeah it was a smack and good time as they say so yeah that's all i'll say so well shit man good for you that's a hell of a way to do something sean maybe one year we'll get invited well i just think it's something i would

love to try to just do something because it's just kind of cool i don't know you know like it's you gotta be there to experience the whole thing you know i mean i've heard other people do shit like that and talk about like how cool it is you know but you also have to have all the shit so it's not like i could just get tickets and then be like i'm gonna go do it you know i mean like you can do that but like you're not gonna have i mean i i think you would still have some of the same experience but like we did the infield bass so there's a whole different level of they have outside camping yeah you can go into the races and there's all kinds of that shit but like it's a different experience well i'm just saying even if i wanted just to organize and do it i don't have the stuff to do it you know i mean like all that stuff you build up over time doing it you know i mean you got to kind of be committed to the long haul doing it like because then you just wouldn't do it for one weekend yeah these these three ladies that camp next to us we got to know them yeah um they they rent a camper they rent an rv and the three of them just park there and they always park next to us sure and like they've got basically the rv they've got a tent and some chairs and a table look at you you guys got groupies yeah but they fuck where it's at but every every time like i i got a nickname right away like everybody gets on our crew gets a nickname what was yours give us a hint can i guess it uh you would never guess oh okay it was it was more contextual to them so they were a little bit lit up by the time we got there and one of them had an ex-boyfriend named Ryan and I kind of looked like him so but I was broke-ass Ryan did you look

at her like you don't know me she she called me over the next morning she goes I apologize you don't seem broke-ass but it just came out all right well you got a nickname out of it yeah I'm not sure if that one sticks but you know hey it worked out for the weekend here for you but I broke ass Ryan. You know, this would be a great time to remind you guys all of Patreon and tell your friends about it because how cool it would be. Because Shaun and I want to go next year for two days. If we can figure out how to do this, you know, since Erik's got all his own buddies that get to do it, we're going to figure out something contribute.

We just have to buy some more spots Yeah Yeah All right Hey we do have the Ozarks coming I can see a old our logo plastered to the side of that big old flag going you could spot we could sponsor uh club frank it's brought to you by speaker city and z104.5 the mitt which doesn't actually exist i was just gonna say i'm like how the fuck did you get sponsored by a radio station or dylan dylan gets on the microphone every single day like a radio host yeah and that's yeah that's amazing the sticker's sick i love it give extras i need to get one of those stickers and the banner for the club were new this year so that's awesome all right so we're officially jealous so yeah yeah he so i will say i'm sure he's going to talk about this quick but he sent us a picture one of the first days he was at a nice dinner and it was like the most beautiful looking steak i've ever seen and just because i was jealous i'm like i hope that is as tough as a boot when you bite into it so it wasn't it wasn't yeah i didn't think it was a a $75 steak and it was the best one I probably ever had really huge like compete like perfectly cooked I can't remember was it like a tomahawk or was it just like a big ass rib eye big ass bone-in rib eye rib eye okay that's what I thought yeah and they had they had like wagyu steak they had yeah everything under the sun but I was kind of trying to like I know this is going to be a hundred and fifty dollar meal no matter what by the time I get done with all this shit so trying to kind of keep it on in check and not buy the 120 steak not making a 300 meal yeah exactly see that's where i always fuck up because i'm getting there i'm like fuck it it's already

gonna be ridiculous let's go yeah old fashions all around i still went all out oh and i had so many old fashions those had to be every steakhouse like that they had to be fucking perfect smoked old fashions and came and did it at the table and in the box she picked up the glass like it was in a like a glass thing and she took the glass and like waved it in front of your face so you got the smoke and then like waved it in front of the the uh old-fashioned again and you just pick it up and it's like just amazing so it wasn't in the smoke box okay no it was yeah she did it in like it had the top that goes on it like yeah yeah yeah and i think that was also part of the presentation more so than the best way to do it but fuck everything is presentation it was fun Well, it looked good.

You get what you pay for sometimes. I was going to say, I don't think I had enough money to be in that group. But, you know, it looked like fun. Yeah. We're glad you had fun, buddy. We're glad you're back. We're glad you're on one piece. We'll just keep listening to the stories. Does your neck hurt from watching the left turns? Are you okay today? You need a massage? No, that was good. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. So fucking loud. Blueberry. Oh, dude, I'm trying to get it down to nothing. I'm just going to do a shot of blueberry. Cracked with the ice. It was good. if you go to one of those races you have to bring like i wear my gun ear protection it is so loud i thought you were like you have to stay strapped i'm like really they actually they they have a checkpoint when you come in you have to put them in lockers i was gonna say you're probably not prohibited yeah well i like to think about it if something breaks out you're in the fucking safest place there is like everyone is strapped yeah like i'm gonna wait for this for my whole life i don't know which one to pull out right now just get me to my truck we'll be fine that's awesome well good for you dude and we're not fucking jealous at all no yeah but anyways and fuck you so yeah uh you want to kick it off you've got yeah i think this is a good transition from my steak story so um i have a cool still cool topic that i've been wanting to bring up for a while our butcher shop's still cool right so i'm not talking like you go to the grocery store and they have a meat counter no technically that is a butcher butcher shop they're you know cutting meats and things like that but i'm talking about like the place that like that's all they do

they and they curate a selection for you like it's not a chain it's not it's one you know this is one spot yeah and i love i i'm not knocking on nelson's i love nelson's here in town they're a great one um that's something great we have in town but i went to texas with a friend of mine and you went into this place and it was just like it's like a kid in a candy shop but it's a meat shop yeah like like wagyu steaks they had every different grade of steak like it was you had multiple different choices and and like here it seems like we have some good grades but you get one or two options you know what i mean it's not like it's also what they're gonna sell like you know like that super high-end meat isn't gonna sell great well you gotta have the population to do it right like because you can't because otherwise it's all waste but i can't afford to go get a you know that sort of cut every every week you know or whatever to do that um but it also like it doesn't surprise me in texas right that you would get that no the other place that you get that kind of thing is like kansas city right because like they're barbecue like you know places that are known for like that kind of stuff obviously texas is known for barbecue and then steaks and you know it's just kind of like the yeah culture down there for sure but you know even though how many cows and everything we raise around here we're known more for corn or something like that you know i mean like and it's probably we can get some of the best cuts we're actually probably lucky because we can get some of the best cuts of meat at like a hy-vee or something because you know of how much

like we just have around here um well and i think we kind of take for granted the fact that a lot of people in iowa like will buy beef they'll buy a head of beef from somebody and go have it done themselves yeah so that never ends up in a butcher shop yeah that is like how many people you talk to get a quarter cow or half you know i mean or have it going on or you know have some sort of connection that stuff that where you're where you're getting that stuff but i love going the you know it's kind of like i'm a huge sopranos fan you know i mean they're always in there you know like culture you know i mean but but it's weird when you see those older movies where i was like you know you went get your meat there you know what i mean and then you went to you know this place to get your produce you know like kind of like uh you know now we're just used to walk into one grocery store and doing it but right that separate thing of it there's something about walking into a butcher shop where i know it's it's something special so i love them because i don't do it all the time right i'm normally going in it's something special i want a really good steak i want a really good whatever you know whatever we're doing or um you know there's a really good one in solon that makes these great like um like brat patties you know i mean type you know um and so you go in there because you might get a big thing of it because you're gonna have a party you know i mean that's that always is that like a butcher shop where you go in and they've got a case they got a whole deal yeah yeah because like i've thought about going to like an edgewood locker or one of the lockers at least the one that i've gone to it was not that

kind of experience like you're not like they got a bunch of stuff pre-packaged and you can buy stuff but it's not like you're going up and being like i want that steak right so no this one is they do both so you can order you know they'll put together packages for you that you can do it but they're known for you know these keep saying brat purgers but that's kind of what they are but that's not it's like a sausage burger you know type thing yeah well like you brought up nelson's like nelson's is right by my house so like if i ever want something specialty or if like we're celebrating i want like a good cut of steak i'm i go there over like fairway or something like that but also they're great to have because sometimes they don't like i love smoking pork belly and making burnt ends out of it but sometimes like hy-vee rarely has it fairway only has it sometimes like they'll come in like once a month and if they're gone they're gone sure um and so But I can always rely on Nelson's to have it.

Now, is it way more expensive? Yeah, but it's also way better to cut. They're not super fatty. They also know how to cook everything, too. So if you're like, hey, this is what I'm doing, this is what I'm thinking about doing. Okay, yep, that's a good idea. Or now bring your time down a little bit. Bring your temperature, depending on what you're going to do. They know fucking how to do it, too. So you get a lot of that as opposed to some 25-year-old kid that's like, my mom makes me say that. Shout out to Nelson's because if you go there in the summertime, like right now, you drive by during the day at lunch hour, the girls out there grilling, those burgers are so good.

Like, that's why there's a line every single day. They're so good. It's so simple and fucking good. Yeah. So. Delicious. For my two, I get to vote right now. I think they're fucking cool as hell. Agreed. Like, I love it. I'd be sad if Nelson's went away. You know what I mean? Like, I wish we had more. I remember there used to be one down in Checktown along. You know, it's been gone for quite a few years now. But like you said, it's one of those things that used to be everywhere because it was like, that's where you went for your meat. Right. They're obviously, it's not sustainable to have them everywhere.

But I think that's the problem I have is I hesitate to even say, I wish there were more. I wish there were more just because it'd be cool to like have different experiences and have them specialize on different things. But like, I understand why, you know, like they. Like we're not lacking. It's not like, hey, we should open one because we only have one. You know what I mean? like you can only support so much to have that kind of a quality stuff but i feel like if they were to go away i would be deeply disappointed because i wouldn't be able to i there's certain cuts of meat that you cannot get at hyvee like unless they have some crazy special that they bring it in like a tri-tip tri-tip steak yeah i've only seen it at hyvee one time ever and i was surprised when i saw it yeah because i always have to go to nelson's to get my tri-tips so and again They're pricey, but it's worth it Because they're fucking delicious So yeah So yeah, I'm voting cool Cool, and now I'm hungry So yeah Give me some meat I know, speaking of that I just got a new smoker I'm pretty excited to use I know, I had to My smoker went out It outlived its life Your big one or your little one?

My little one, but the big one also It's one of those things, it's so old I've realized I don't trust it anymore because it's older than my small one was. And with like Logan's graduation coming up and me, I'm like, I can't have that fail. So I think I was in my head about it. And I'm like, it's just time for a new one. So I weighed all these options. I almost went with that new master built one. That's like the gravity fed charcoal one. But then I'm like, I cook on charcoal when I just grill, but it's like a pellet charcoal. And I'm like, I don't know something about it just freaks me out because I haven't done it before. So I was like, let's stick with a little reliable and i found a giant traeger with a great deal like came with a side cart a bunch of liners pellets seasonings and like it was a package deal it was awesome so i'm pretty excited to use it and it will it'll fit like nine pork butts so nice hoping for the day i can do like two briskets at the same time you put in work on that little smoker you had lots that thing that thing probably done some butts man that thing has done some fucking i just remember you like i was like how the did you fit all those on there that's what i felt like every time we're going over there i'm like and finally when i looked at your grills i'm like what the is he cooking on like i was like all these pulled all this pulled pork in there and i'm like that like he's fucking and you're like yeah that's what he's like dude it could fit like two 14 pound pork butts and i mean it was the green mountain davy crockett well now they renamed it i think it's like the ledge or p i don't know but it's the small one it's for like tailgating or whatever the camping like yeah that thing yeah that was pretty sweet it got so much smoke and That's the only thing I'm a little worried about is Traeger's.

I hear people say you don't get a ton of smoke, but I'm just going to roll a smoke tube in it. That's so easy anyway. So it's like it'll be fine. It'll be great. It'll be good. And you know what? If you don't like it, fucking somebody will buy it. It's true. Move on. That's true. I know I was that close to getting the fucking charcoal, and I still wonder if I did the right thing or not. I have a friend down the road from me, and he just got a new one, and he did not need to upgrade, at least in my opinion. Sure. I would have bought his old one. But, yeah, he got this fancy-ass rec tech, and I'm like, Jesus Christ. Oh, with the fucking horn handles? Yeah, I looked at that one too. It was massive.

He got like the big, big one? Yeah. Oh my God. You could put like a cow on that thing. They're massive. Yeah. I'm like, sometimes like you gotta do a ton then when you do that. Otherwise it's like, that's the thing is, I don't do that enough. It's like why I sold my Blackstone to Shaun. I was just like, I never use more than half of this thing. What am I doing here? The most I ever did was for the graduation party and I did five butts for that. Yeah. On mine. And it was pushing the limit of it right okay let me ask did you go through did you eat all did you have a ton of leftovers no okay that makes me feel better because i'm doing things i think it's way too much right at the end i ran out like in the last 20 minutes really there was scraps in the bottom well and leftover pulled pork's amazing you can freeze it so i'm like i'm not worried but i was okay running out with 20 minutes left but yeah i would have been even happier if i had just a little bit more one more yeah but that's okay yeah if you can fit them put them on you'll be I'm doing them all. All of them.

I like it. But it's always a good day to get a new smoker. Fuck yeah, dude. I'm so excited. I'm going to break it in this week. I'm excited for you. Just doing something easy and then, yeah. It'll be great. Let's like bring a bunch of shit over. Some ribs. B-Y-O-M. Everyone just bring your own meat. Let's just slap it on. Come slap your meat on my grill. Let's get some ribs going.

Did you have a chaps here? I do have a chaps. My ass. I've had this on the list for a while and I don't think I brought it up before, but it happened again recently. So I'm like super currently pissed off about it. Fucking solicitors. Have I talked about this? I don't think so. So fucking. I always hear Matt talking about it. Yeah. Well, Matt's great. Matt is so good because of his sign and I'll talk about that. But like, obviously there was the boom of solar and these fucking assholes are going everywhere constantly. Right. Just like you, you, I remember you, you had an experience where you're like, fucking don't come back to my house.

Cause you tell them no. And then the next day they just send someone else and you're like, fuck off. Do you, do you need an opener? Nope. Nope. Nevermind. We're good. Um, but yeah, it's like, so this was probably fuck maybe a year ago. Now I bought a sign that says no solicitors black and white goes right above my ring doorbell. Right. Yep. And then it came with many stickers that say it. So I put one on the fucking doorbell. You there's zero chance. You don't see it. If you push the button, you saw the thing. And so I install it and it was like the first week I did it. a guy came up and rang the door when i go i'm gonna let it go it's the first time and he only rang it once and he walked away and then it didn't happen forever like i had some people come up and they just turned and walked away i was like good thank you well done you know and then it was like a couple weeks ago this guy comes up and i fucking can see i'm in the living room i could see him through the curtain he doesn't realize and i see him reading it and he like goes bing and i'm like no and stark my dog loses his mind open the door go yeah and he's like hey just hope you had a second i go absolutely not you saw that and he goes i know but if you just gave me a minute i go nope we're not here you should have yelled from inside don't do it motherfucker i'll hit an old man yeah i'm just like what the fuck but yeah matt has a sign at his house that says like uh solicitors are and matt i know i'm gonna fuck this up but something like solicitor charge $50 for every minute you speak to me or something like that and we'll be shot on site yeah it's a whole like essentially a contract yeah but yeah if you push this doorbell you

agreed to all this just so you know if you do this and someone rang his like a few months ago but he didn't notice it till like he saw the camera later or whatever but he has had a lot of people ring it they're like ah fuck and then like they walk away or whatever i put underneath it like verbal like this contract is legal in the state of iowa or something like that but It just pisses me off. What are they trying to sell you? It's usually fucking solar. Solar lawn care. So they want to come seed your lawn and shit. Like the, what's the company that's everywhere? Green, whatever. True Green. True Green.

And then the other one is like Bug Spring and stuff like that. Which I have a bug guy. I've had him for years. It's because you live in the old neighborhood, so they just trying to take advantage of all the little fuckers Which and by the way and they do And that pisses me off too Like from talking to neighbors like I have a neighbor who is kind of going through dementia and stuff like that And people try to take advantage of it all the time And I like that makes me even more angry I just want to snap your neck, dude. Like, you know better. When you talk to someone, you can kind of see there's, like, no gerbil on the wheel.

Right. And you still do that. You're a piece of shit. Yeah. So. That's criminal. Right. In my opinion. Yeah. So, I don't know. I just fucking hate it. Because I'm all for, like, salespeople. it's your job, I get it but there needs to be a little bit of a moral code like just don't be a piece of shit if I have a no soliciting sign do you really think you're going to talk me into selling me something? you're not, I promise you you know, so fuck off in my head I'm just thinking of things you can get like the picture of the gun or something like that just like this house is sponsored by Colt 45 something fucking hanging from a noose this would happen the last person that tried exactly right like make it very clear it just pisses me off and i who was that that said someone had a guy oh adam adam had a fucking solar company come up to him and he said no and he was very nice the first time they came again like two days later he was still very nice they came a third time within like seven days and he was like i'm gonna like call and complain to your company if you guys come back here we don't want I'm gonna be really pissed off if you come back and then the last time I happened to be there we were in the backyard like having drinks just hanging out or whatever with the dogs and he saw him walking on the road he goes I swear to god if my door broken and he's like and I followed him and I'm like oh I wanna watch and he just fucking laid into the sky and was like don't ever fucking come back again this is the fifth time and the guy was like and the guy's like I'm sorry they didn't tell me and it's like bullshit

and if they didn't well they maybe didn't Maybe they didn't, but your company's a piece of shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like, you can have some chances, but. Well, and why are they going through, why are they doing multiple people through multiple neighbors at the same time? Like, it's like, when the bug guys, and every year I get a bug guy and a lawn care guy. And they come through, but they make a loop through the neighborhood at the beginning of the season, and then that's the end of it. Then away they go. Yeah. They never come back. They don't keep coming back. Right. come back the next year but like it's once a year at the beginning of the year and i'm fine with that like you shot your shot where i don't enjoy people ringing my doorbell but it's also one of those like i have had i had a bug guy didn't like him sure so the next time the new one came i was like all right i'll try you out well i mean they they go to door-to-door because it works yeah that's i mean it's a way to get a hold of people you know i mean like window washing there's tons of people that do that like i'm not going to go door-to-door but like it's the way that people do that yeah there's There's also a reason that once existed, right?

Like, people, there wasn't the internet, there wasn't, you know, the phone, like, all these things. Yeah. Now it's like, for the most part, you know people don't want it. But like you said, I think of it like catcalling. Because I go, these fucking douchebags are smart. Hey, baby, you want a good time? Come here, come here. And it's like, dude, that doesn't work. Well, it must. Because why would you keep doing it? It must have worked once. Fucking bastard. So then any girl that fell for it, I'm like, stop it. You're making these guys keep doing this. Like, don't do that. but I think like you said I think it's old people they get a couple and they just think they can keep doing it you know I get that the chap's my ass too that was the same thing just like when we get fucking calls on the phone you know it's the same thing like the that one might be worse endless phone calls of you know your car's extended warranty yeah yeah or I've been trying to reach you for your house or you buy a new like you buy a new I just got one yesterday I've been in my house 12 years or something like that and they're like your home warranty is about to run out you have little time to get back to us I'm like, motherfucker, I never even had a home warranty.

What are you talking about? Ashley's on one where she gets called like every day for they're trying to get her to sign up for social security. And she's like, I can't. And she's like, they do it all. Like, they just call her all the time. She's like, you need to remove me from the list. Like, you know, like I'm not old enough. So then one guy, she's like, fuck this. Like, I'm just going to fuck with him. Yeah. Yeah. What do I got to do? Yeah. Yeah. And like, she's going on and like, I'm like, keep it going. And she had him on the phone for like 20 minutes. Yeah. And then she goes, you know, but does it matter that I'm not 65?

He's like, you're not 65. You can't do it. Like, I was wasting my whole time. She's like, stop fucking calling me. I told you guys over and over and over. Like, I can't do this. Like, I'm not even eligible for it. I'm not even telling you no. Like, I don't qualify. I don't know if I've told this before, but this is kind of in the line because it's about calls. I can't remember who we were out to dinner with, but we were out having drinks one night. This was a couple years ago. we were talking about if 900 numbers still exist or whatever the 900 if i remember right used to be like that actually cost money if you called them but you could call like 1-800 like 800 was always free yeah it was free so we were joking about it and because they're obviously like a lot of people's first email was hotmail h-o-t-m-a-i-l right so then we were talking about like erotic lines and stuff and i'm like yeah it'd be weird if you signed up for hot m-a-l-e right and that's was like you think the 800 numbers god who was i can't remember who i was with so i called it i'm like let's see and i put on speaker and i called hot mail and it was like oh you ready for this like whatever right yeah i'm licking your balls yeah yeah so we're just like we laugh we hang up right well that was a fucking terrible idea because then for the next year mark yeah they had my number number so once fucking at least once a week i'd get a call and it would you didn't know if they were going to be talking hot about a dude or talking hot about a chick but she's like oh baby I'm so ready and it was just on my voicemail all the time so like start dating Kara like over two years ago I get a call and I'm like I cleared or whatever but you know it shows you a preview of what they said and she's like what the fuck I go this looks way worse than it is and I had to hit

play and she's like oh my god I'm like yeah I really regret calling that number so I had some lonely nights I was like give me a fucking what's funny is back in the day like caller ID existed but they didn't have all these systems that just like logged everything exactly now everything gets logged yeah yeah and And so I would block every number, but they just used that Roto thing, so it just makes a new number every time. You can't keep up with it. Finally, it stopped, and I went almost a year without one. I'm like, oh, finally, they just gave up or whatever. And then I got one a month ago. I'm like, fuck.

So I just feel like for the rest of my life, because I've had my phone number since I was 18. I'm like, I'm just fucked. It's fine. So don't call those. Perfect time. I was just going to sit down and give it a little talk. All right. what pisses me off about it too is like then you start blocking all these things and i would miss like callbacks for jobs yeah yeah you know because it's getting blocked it's you know it's getting marked as spam but it wasn't yeah i'm not going to answer shit like that's the thing is i it's very rare to get me to answer an unknown call if my kids are in school and it's like 319 but if it's like unknown or whatever i'm like i'm not answering well even now all the 319s i gotta i get a call from event and every day and i know it's right i get a bunch of them that rotate through for my business that keep trying to get me to sign up for this and i'm like every single they call from everywhere all day long and so there's nothing worse than like when i think i'm answering something that's like going to lead to business and it's something like that because i'm like you motherfucker you know what i mean like i am you know or yeah i think it's like that sort of thing and then when it's a tone i'm just like off yeah so so I hate it. Just obey the goddamn sign.

I want to add one little note on this. Please. Even worse is when you sign up for something and then you can't fucking cancel it and they just keep wanting to keep you on the phone to cancel. Oh, like a gym? I had a bug guy recently and I was like, I don't like you guys. I'm not a fan of your work. Called him, said I'm done. You know, I'm not working currently. I'm going to do it myself, whatever. I was like, there's no reason. Well, I got to send this over to my manager and he's going to call. Nope. No, you don't. Don't fuck yourself. I said I'm done. I'm done. I said I'm done. Yeah. You don't get to keep charging me if I say I'm done.

I'm not waffling here. I'm not trying to get a better deal. Right. I'm not doing any of that shit. Okay, but on a real note, do you need a bug guy? Because my bug guy's the best. I switched now. Okay. And I'm happy, but I'm going to go through the season. And if not, then I'll hitch up. So this is just, I have to bring this up because Kara just started using him. Like he came for the first time the other day. This all started with, I don't know how Julie found him. His name's Steve. I call him Bug Guy Steve. He's the best. Bug Guy Steve doesn't come out to our neighborhood. We tried to call him.

He's too far away or whatever. Yeah, we're too far away. But like Julie found him years ago, and I bet like she's gotten him 20 people because like most of our friends use him now. Kara just signed up with him. I've been using him for years. Haven't seen Bug One. I haven't seen a bug since I started using him. Like no bullshit. Not even a spider in the basement. It's crazy. I mean, my skin itches like shit, but it's probably not what's important. I have some radiation poisoning from the spray, but my dog walks in circles a lot. before he started. No, you know. Oh, fuck off. We don't have one fucking bug.

I lost that long ago. Hey, shout out to Budgeist. If anyone needs him, let me know. He's the best. You're the man. All right. I agree. Chaps, your ass. I think everybody can. I don't think anybody likes that shit. No, fuck him. All right. So I found something else I was going to ask you guys. Okay. It's kind of a three-parter here. Love a three-way. Type deal. So this started because when I was... It's not gay if it's in a two-way. Exactly. It's only gay if you look each other in the eyes.

Right in my head, I was just thinking crossing swords. Uh-oh. So I was going to say, is the NBA still cool with the playoffs going on? Because it's going on, and I don't ever watch it. You know what I mean? Evidently, it's not cool for the president to go to a game. Ooh, that or not. That or not. It just fucking ruins everything. Well, it's hard when you fall asleep. but so you had to come here and ruin everybody's time to fall asleep and then they lost yeah then they lost yeah um but that's what started me to kind of look up some different stuff so it led me to this so um uh there's a couple different things here so the top five can you guess the top five sports um based on revenue and so i will say that this thing that i found it was in november of 25 so it was somewhere around that time you know that they're doing i don't know if they did all 24 like where the numbers were from i couldn't get the breakdown from that but it seemed pretty legit so if you had to guess the top five and i got a couple other ones too so top five sports um just based on revenue like what the so nfl what they make so nfl nfl's gotta be one so nfl's 18 billion number one okay okay i'm still gonna i thought number one was gonna be like a shocker surprise yeah yeah no i i'm like that has to be so i have three different categories of things and i will say it does change up so this is why i thought it was interesting because it is a little different that way like if i was just gonna do this i think it'd be pretty boring nascar's gotta be in there nascar is not i was it's fallen off a lot gone down a ton yeah like once dale died

michigan international speedway were full yeah but anyhow you make your money man that's like it was It's TV deals. I mean, they still make probably a shitload, but part of me wants to go baseball next because I feel like it's bigger than me. Nailed it. Nailed it, 10.7. But soccer's got to be on there because it's worldwide. Yep. MLS, though, is only 1.5 billion. So this is within the United States, too. There's global ones, but then global ones is like cricket. It's nothing that, like, NFL, like football is not on there. It's not everywhere else. So football, baseball, we're one, too. So we're doing U.S. almost.

Yes. so you need number three and number four. So NBA's got to be on there, but I don't know if they're three. NBA's number three. Are they? $10 billion. And then you want to go NHL. There you go. You nailed it. Was that easy? Oh, shit. Okay. Okay, so that's why I did. That's what I thought was interesting when I put in these other ones. That led to it. So how about the top five most watched sporting events, if you had to guess? Super Bowl. That's number one. Yep.

Indy 500. Nope. God, really? Nope. World Series? World Series is number four. And that had... So the Super Bowl had 100 plus million viewers. Yeah. The World Series has 10 plus million viewers. US Open? Nope. Masters? Nope. Shit, really? Yeah. Damn.

Well, then I guess I'm just going to go everything else. NBA Finals? NBA Finals is three. I was surprised about. 12 plus million. Stanley Cup? Yeah. No. Okay. Let's see. World Cup? There's not going to be any racing like Daytona. There's only one left. There's two. Kentucky Derby or something like that. Nice. Number five. That was a good pull. That was eight plus million viewers. You have number two. Think of what's the most popular sport. Football. Other than the Super Bowl, what would be another thing?

The championship games? College football playoffs. There you go. So 25. I didn't even think of that. So that's your top one with that. It's not the Pro Bowl. So I was surprised and also kind of not with the Kentucky Derby. Yeah, I mean, that it wasn't like the Indy 500 or it wasn't, you know what I mean, some of these other ones. Or the Masters, yeah. And I was fucking surprised that the NBA was number three. Yeah, I am too. Like, I just, I don't know. I just, I think it's such a young person sport. It is now, yeah. Because I used to watch when I was younger. But then when I got older, you know, and I remember my dad never really watched it.

Yeah. NBA, I feel like it did fall off even overall for quite a while, and now it's making a resurgence. It is. Well, yeah. You need superstars, and with Wemby and all these kind of – I get it. Yeah. We all watched it because Michael Jordan was – you had to watch him. Yeah. Shit. I'm not saying I only watched the WNB, but I enjoy watching Caitlin Clark. She is entertaining to me. You know what I mean? Like, did you see the fucking walk-off the other day? God, that was fucking deep. That was deep. Yeah. And I've started enjoying watching because of other players just because of Herbie. Exactly. Because I watch because of her, I've learned so many other players, which I love Sophie Cunningham.

Should we just take a minute? Big fan. Can we just soak it in? Everyone close your eyes and just imagine those things. Is it also hot? Anyway, yeah. Is it also hot to just know she can just kick your fucking ass, too? I love it. I love it. Let's go toe-to-toe. I don't care if I come up to your waist. Black belt, judo, or whatever. Yeah. All right. Here's the last one. top six sports by participation so this would be like every like just everybody does it not just professional oh so like but all sports out there what do you think are soccer is going to be on there that would be one soccer is number six at 21 million people what do you mean participation people who just play the sport anybody so like you and us if you just pulled somebody like yes we could do it too.

It would have to be enough that you would participate in it. I don't know if I would believe their math here. It'd be hard to do. Are you putting it on the US census to know everything? Did you say this is US? US. Then take back cricket. Golf. Golf is number three. This is any sport. Any sport.

Because everybody that plays golf is going to tell you they play golf yeah exactly i'm really good yeah sorry my mind goes down these rabbit holes with the statistics pickleball not on the list that'd be hilarious though but it's big brother is yeah baseball tennis oh tennis is number five that doesn't make more sense than baseball so you're missing number one which i'll be surprised if you get number one because i thought it was kind of bullshit but number one number two okay so it something fucking stupid number four What something stupid people play that we like is it really a sport Checkers No I kidding What's something we make fun of that, like, is that really a sport?

I feel like that's what it's going to be. Yeah, this is a, it's a reach to me. I don't even waste your time for it. No, I want it so bad. Well, why don't you guess, try to think of number. Hold on, Logan has a guess. Can you re-ask the question? What is it? so um the most popular top six most popular sports by participation just that people do in the u.s in the u.s so golf was three tennis was five and soccer was six but so we're missing one two and four so they're just shit that everybody does you know i mean it's not just professional it's just what do you do my head was still in the revenue space so i wanted to say esports for it.

Well, that wasn't on here. That's a good guess, though. I thought about it, but I was like, there's no way it's going to be on there. It's really, really big. Oh, running. Oh! I'm going to give this to you. Exercise fitness. That's number one. But that doesn't feel like running. Calling it running, I would think that more than just exercise or fitness. Yeah, I walk my dog every day. But there's crossfit games and shit like that. Running makes sense to me because they have marathons. I'm not fucking doing a marathon, but I will go run on a treadmill and lift weights. That's two different things to me.

That is two different things. All right, so you're missing number two and number four. So I will say number two for- Oh, softball. Nope. Fuck. For number two, it is Erik's favorite thing to do. Drinking. Second favorite thing to do. Biking. Biking! Third favorite thing. Fuck! Really? It's not biking? Fuck is probably his third favorite thing.

Fishing. Shooting. Oh, no, you would think fishing and shooting would be on there, no. Hmm. Pocket pool. Uh... Fuck, I don't know. Darts. Oh! Nope. What the f... Sitting alone in a room. I thought we knew you, man! What's something we can't get? Traveling. No, like... Swimming was number two. Oh, that's good. Do you like swimming? Yeah, you can't keep him out of water. He's like my dog. Again, there's a difference between swimming and being in a pool. The entire length of time that I've known you, I don't think you've mentioned swimming once. But we have mentioned how we can't keep him out of water.

I don't consider it a sport the way I swim. I enjoy swimming, but I don't go do laps for exercise. He's not very athletic in the water. He just flails around. I think I'm a good swimmer. I'm just saying like I don't go there and use it as exercise. I just enjoy being in the water. He always wants to be in the water Yeah, and the fourth one is what's the whole reason that I was biking that on how did I get to this list in the whole No Do you remember how I started? No Fine and basketball there you go. Okay, that one makes sense. Okay. Yeah, like no is it football like people even play So when I saw those, I was like, okay, this is a little interesting to see what you do.

So that one shocks me, though. The revenue makes sense, right? NFL, Major League Baseball, NBA, NHL, then MLS. So those are your major sports. It goes right in order that you think. Your major sports, you would think.

And then, but the most watched, obviously, Super Bowl being big, and then college football playoffs. It's both football, which is, you know, America's the biggest thing. But then NBA being three surprised me. world series you know again the surprise not super surprising yeah kentucky derby being in there and then exercise fitness being number one swimming two golf three basketball four tennis five and soccer six was this adults had to did it say that last category had to be adults had probably i'm thinking about when i said soccer i'm thinking about fucking everybody's kids are playing soccer every fucking weekend right well i mean like i'm just like yeah how the fuck is that not yeah yeah but so many people to play it too like but then it reaches a point when people stop playing it yeah that's why i'm saying is this like adults that would make more sense because i don't know of a lot of adults that play soccer no no sure yeah that's kind of i i'll be honest i would have never got i thought the oh my god i just lost it the um not the kentucky derby i I thought the Masters would be way more watched than the Kentucky Derby.

I actually thought so, too. Yeah. I thought that would have been a bigger of a one-off than the Derby, but the Derby is a huge, you know what I mean? I know it's a huge deal. Okay, listen. It's boring as fuck to watch golf. It is. It's better to watch the highlights. The Masters is fun. Yes, it is. The Kentucky Derby isn't necessarily super fun to watch, but there's fancy hats, and you get to drink mint julep. I mean, you do. But the Masters is pretty fun. It's a one-of-a-kind. The Kentucky Derby is too quick for me. I would say you don't have to necessarily love golf to watch the Masters. Like you know I mean like the Kentucky Derby is like losing your virginity like you oh there's all this buildup and you're just like Oh, it's over. Thank you fuck. Then you're just disappointed and you're like tired. You know I want to drink Yeah, what do I do now? I don't know. Yeah, it's not the same. I tell her I love her. Yeah I find a towel. She's just sitting there. Yeah, it's just like what the fuck. Yeah, I want a shower So minus the horse cock. Go ahead Sorry Do I tell them it was my first time?

It's not always like this, I swear. Oh, gosh. In my head, it was going to go better. That's all what led to me when I was wondering if the NBA was so cool. Because I was like, I don't feel like it's that cool. But then I looked at it, and I'm like, not only it's in the fucking top of everything. Not only of revenue, but then of events that are most watched and that people fucking play. And I'm like, all right, I got to put it down a bit of a rabbit hole today. Yeah. It just jumped on it when I was looking. Well, I brought up quick, and then there's like all these things were on this other column.

I'm like, oh, fuck, yeah. I'll write those down. But you're right. The NBA, I think of like Jack and Nathan, right? Like they follow the NBA. I know it's the young crowd has brought it back a lot. And even when I'm out, the finals have been on. I went out recently, and it was a lot younger people giving a shit about it. Yeah. I'm like that with all sports. So when it gets to the end, I care. Well, I'll watch anything. Same. But I agree with you. We had, when all my cousins and stuff were out at our house a few weekends ago, you know, we watched the Indy 500. And then as it got later, my younger cousin was like, hey, can you turn on the Knicks game or whatever, whatever.

I don't remember what game. I think it was the Knicks game that was on. And it was the playoffs. You know what I mean? And I'm like, fuck, I didn't even know they were playing. I'm like, who's even left? I had no idea what was going on. What the fuck? We had that talk, but yeah. But so that's what led me to think about that. And then seeing all the shit about it today, I was like, is it even cool? but i think it is it's something this this whole like nascar trip thing kind of put a new thing in my brain of i think they need to bring it back to being a little bit more affordable for people to go to these events yes and because like now i want to watch it because i have like a racer that i like following and shit but like before i was like i fucking hate watching racing on tv it's boring as fuck so i used to be in the nascar because my uncle was into it all the time and and my family was into it so like we picked a driver you know i mean you fucking watched all the time and it was super fun when you're into it then i got busy and got away from it and then me going to watch it now i don't fucking know any of the drivers anymore i don't have one that i really care you know i mean i don't have any tie you know there's no earn heart in there or anything like that of like ones that i had like attachments to before but it is cool when you have your driver and you start watching you know i mean like you at least check in on it what's going on or like you watch it and And I think it can be really cool, but it lost a little bit of – it also lost when, like, fucking Jimmy Johnson won, like, six championships in a row.

And then before – you know what I mean? You're kind of like, all right, goddamn. It's like when the Chiefs went. Win it again. You know what I mean? Love you. But it was. Like, a lot of these – he just keeps winning. You know what I mean? And then I think it took its hit. But I think that's – I'm with you. It reminds me of, like, for the hot minute that I was in the fucking WWE wrestling because I went to one thing. And I'm like, fuck, I got to watch this. I'm glad you said this, though, because that's my thing is I don't think it doesn't matter the sport. If if some people can't find someone to root for, like, let's say you don't care about NBA and like, but your buddy cares about this and it's the finals.

If you can't even get into it for your buddy like that, it's just never going to be fun. Right. That's why I love having someone to root for. It's like if I'm watching NASCAR, I have to pick a driver. If I'm like with you, I'm rooting for the Chiefs or you, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, if they're not playing the Rams, it's like because rooting for someone puts it all on the line. That's what gives you like the fun, competitive, like fire. you know what I mean? Yeah. But if you're just watching it, you don't give a shit about any of the people you're like, whatever. So it's a one you're like, eh, because it's that same thing.

I remember when, you know, Ash and I first date and like, why the fuck do you care so much? You don't like, it doesn't affect your day at all. I'm like, cause it's more fucking fun when I got my team that I like I'm behind and what, yeah, it sucks when they lose and I'm in a bad mood, but when they win, it's fucking amazing. You know what I mean? But it's so fun to like have a team like that or a driver or whatever that you know you can totally get into when you have that but some events are cool in person for sure and nascar is one of like i've been one i've been one in because the people watching is fucking amazing so i can't imagine what you saw in that infield they're like um over under on the amount of tits you saw i mean i just want to say out of a five like four-day weekend so the stories that i was told coming into yeah i thought it would be more okay but it was still an impressive amount several yeah it was still enough that when you buy the like the last day like yeah i mean you're not like oh my god that girl showed her tits you're like oh yeah of course grandma pulled those out yeah yeah some of them you gotta roll up lick it close it the funniest shit was i was just sitting there in a lounge chair at our camp like they knew i we're all we're always sitting there like we're not running around yeah i'm sitting there and i'm just sipping a beer just kind of staying in the shade almost ready to take a nap and the camp across doesn't realize i'm sitting there and all the girls are like doing checks on each other or something i don't know what the fuck they're doing but four of them at the same time are pulling them down and like here feel mine and i'm like

what the fuck is happening here's eric across the way just like this I'm just looking at my buddy. I'm like Are you gonna hear Erik right now on his head? Is this like live Pornhub? Am I watching? Hold on the music stops right here Wait, one of them finally Am I hallucinating? Am I drinking? Is this happening? One of them made eye contact and she just starts laughing You should have just went like, did you do the thumbs up? I did, I did the way I'm happy to help if you need some assistance. Looking great, babe. No, we were, we were, I went to one with a buddy in Kansas city and we had, it was like one of the best things ever.

Cause the day was perfect. Like I was in a hooded sweatshirt. It was just cool enough with the breeze that I just sat there and I was like so comfortable. It was like fucking awesome. But this like total white trash couple next to us or a little bit down, you know, walk by, she had like just this little skimpy shirt on or whatever. and she's like, I love this stuff. And he's like, we love it. He's like, you want to see your tits? And I'm like, you know, kind of weird. He's like, don't worry, she's going to pull them out like 10 times throughout this whole thing. She loves it. And she's like, and I love showing my tits.

And she's like, woo! You know what I mean? It was like, I bet they were out the majority of the race. You know what I mean? Like, every time they came by, woo! You know, and it was just officials right there. Nope, that's just what happens at NASCAR races, you know? Hey, when you got great ones, just do your, you know? I wouldn't even call them great, but You know what? They were great to her. You know what? When you want to pull your tits out, I've never seen a bad pair. Well, I have, but I'm still going to say yes every time. What is that comedian that he's like? Some old broad is like, I'm going to pull out my tits.

You're like, ugh. I mean, I want to see them, but put them away quick. You know what I mean? Once you see one girl naked, you pretty much want to see the rest. You're like, nice. Now put those away.

Anyway, that's great. Hey, we're going next year. One of my friends described it as this is the next, like, three days of, like, you live in a 24-hour Walmart. Yeah. I was going to say, it's like a living... Yes! You live in a nice trailer home. Dude, someone should make an inflatable Walmart and take it there. That'd be amazing. You can go shopping in there. You're like, what you want, girl? That'd be amazing. Fuck, you probably would become a gazillionaire there. Right? I mean, you have to bring all the shit in. Like, I don't know, but yeah. Well, I mean... All you have to sell is packs of chew and fucking old milwaukee so the infield closes like they only open it once we got in we couldn't get back out oh yeah except for like once a day and then what um on sunday you can walk out you can walk out through the tunnels and shit but you can't drive out i was just saying so nobody could go make like a run for any like substantial amount of merchandise but couldn't you just walk out and door dash probably there's a lot more like it's a big area to get you like that's not easy to do yeah so yeah i mean there was debate at one point of do i take my e-bike and go through the tunnel and go and get a 30 pack of beer and bring it back right we bought some off the neighbors that were leaving nice see it's just one big community baby you love it our neighbor girl that kept coming over they've known her for a while but her name's katrina and she's like like the hurricane she's like she's she goes by trina yeah but she's like my real name's katrina like the hurricane yeah we get it shout out to you girl some things you don't need to explain you got you

i heard you coming loud and clear yeah oh you got a dad joke for us i have two so um i think i'm gonna save one for patreon okay if you guys are good with that yeah um okay when we speak to spanish people we should use the word mucho it means a lot to them that would have made sense if i knew what mucho meant i heard this one earlier today sitting on the toilet and i was fucking dying when you ended i just i almost just looked to you and went see like i don't i don't know a lot like one to ten see Tango El Gato and Les Pantolones The best part is mucho means a lot It makes sense now Look at you, you'll be speaking Spanish in no time Fuck yeah, let's go We were talking about Mexico earlier I was going to say, we're going to Mexico in a few months With that being said I was going to say, we are about to switch to Patreon And we are going to give away a bottle of whiskey We've talked about it, we said we'll do it this week So if you're hearing this, you're too late But this is not the last giveaway We're giving away probably a couple bottles.

We also are going to get some shirts made within the next few weeks and give some of those away. So please, if you have not signed up for Patreon, it's $10 a month. There's hours and hours of content out there, and we add more every single week. We just had someone new sign up. I shout her out last time. So please sign up, and we'll see who wins the bottle. Do it. Tell your friends. And thank you to Benz for everything you do for us. We love you guys. Yes. So, yeah. All right. Cheers. See you. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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