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Ep. 7Apr 2, 20251:11:08

Big audio upgrades and we're mixing orange crush and bourbon, what could go wrong?

Episode 7: Big audio upgrades and we're mixing orange crush and good bourbon, what could go wrong?

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Episode 7: Big audio upgrades and we're mixing orange crush and good bourbon, what could go wrong?

In this episode we talk about how much we appreciate all the love and support we have already received, dogs and their humans, teenage obsessions with cologne, and how great movie character nicknames used to be.

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what's up what's up buddy you sound so crystal clear i know why is that because we are fancy i know right i mean we are this is legit we got some new digs we got some sweet digs we got we got a really good uh favor given to us where we're we're we're in a kind of a fancy place so we're hoping that the sound sounds even better for everybody right because it's clearly all about who you know right because i don't know anyone i mean i only know you guys yeah you know a few people but yeah clearly eric's the one holding the glue that holds us all together so um we are we're trudging through this we'll see how it goes but well just thanks for bearing with us we're getting through this like we're we're committed to it we have had a blast with it but we are definitely amateurs um learning the business here so we are seriously but but that's a good point to say that there's been people you know they listened to the first one and they said hey you know the sound was pretty bad we're like yeah we know trust me we know yeah but we had to leave that one we talked about why we're doing it yeah there's too much important stuff and it's all it is what it is yeah i mean and again we're doing this we know some of the sounds but i mean just for those that are even aware like someone like me i had no clue you know they say that there's microphones that are better than another and i'm like okay yeah we started off with like remote ones that were or that were clipped to our chest and now we're in a studio so i even forgot about that that's why it was those remote ones that we're on like our fourth set of mics are in yeah in like eight episodes yeah so we are committed to getting it right it's just uh you know thanks for sticking

with us and doing it but i mean it's it's been great and eric putting in the work to do this yes yes um you know shout out to to him and putting in the work here for it he is he is the master pulling the strings yeah so if you will so uh and i and like we kind of touched on i do want to say thank you to everyone that's you know listened shared it on their socials liked everything we really appreciate it like i said this is just a passion thing we're doing for fun we're not expecting anything out of it but no but we love it we're gonna keep doing it yeah people had said such nice things we just dropped you know um how many of you have out right now i think there's four now or maybe five today so but today you know we're a little behind so people hear this so but we're going to do every Wednesday going forward. Today's a Monday. Our goal is recording them on Monday and out by Wednesday. So hopefully it should be a little bit more relevant information.

But again, while we were figuring all this stuff out, we just figured we'd put it all out there. But people said some really nice stuff, which it's like, it makes you feel like a million bucks when it's like, people are like, oh my God, you guys are actually fun to listen to. I think everyone's like, okay, I'll listen to you because you're my friend. They're like, I actually want to listen to the next episode. I just kind of figured you paid them or something. Well, you know, you know, I'll probably I'm not complaining somehow, you know Hey, you're on my back. I'll rub, you know, something else So I say normally we do we always do a drink it seems like on here And so how about I do have to get that elephant out of the room I hear that I'm a loud chugger before I even start this I told everyone ahead of time. I'm a loud chugger I my clicker is loud. I can't help it. I've tried to drink slower If I'm chugging, it's loud.

You guys got to deal with it. But hey, at least you know I'm really drinking it. You know, that's all right. That's what gives it character. Exactly. To be all right here with it. So today's drink is actually brought to us by Erik. Erik came up with this one. So it is bourbon, Buffalo Trace. The good stuff. And Crush, Orange Crush mixed together. So I know some people are just like, you did what to Buffalo Trace? But we did. We did. We did. and um well when you're fancy like eric buffalo traces your back what he's got that's the bottom of i don't know this cabinet i mean we're drinking out of red solo cups too so and may i say you know why because we don't forget where we come from okay and may i say your your voice is velvet right now with that mic on so i loved it and i know there's people that are in the background that are people that were like who's the guy in the background he needs to talk more we need he needs a mic so they're like he needs to be just as loud as you guys we're like we agree so uh yeah this is music to my my nether region yeah so i would say to everybody cheers to to everyone that has been listening in the beginning and hopefully continue to like and share and we are making our commitment to make this sound even better so cheers to you guys thank you let's give this a shot here that's pretty good cool i like it but i love bourbon i do too but it's a bit sugary for my taste because i don't drink orange crush but right uh it's not bad though i don't like that i had no ice in my cup but

there was ice in there fucker well funny you set your cup down and i heard ice yeah mine it's just i don't know oh oh oh was this that's a funny little joke if everyone you got ice it was i wanted ice more than you guys probably just got poured first so mike whatever yeah i mean we've really pissed off people because then we threw a little ice in there for the buffalo trade suit yeah dude at that point who cares if you're already putting if you're mixed up with crush fuck you and your ass it's fine but so yeah but as we're on the podcast here today or again with all our stuff dropping and being out there you'll see more stuff on the socials we're really excited that's going to be coming out doing some promo stuff so again i know you heard on everything but likes and shares mean a lot to us and the chances are it just kicks it in into where other people it gets in the algorithm and other people might pick up on it so if you do like it it does mean a lot to us for you to like and share so yep just bear with us we're we're doing our due diligence and trying to get better we're on it baby so how's your week it's good it's real good i guess it's monday so it feels weird going like how was your week yeah more like how was the weekend yeah we did uh it was actually kind of weird because ashley was out of town for business she just like a quick trip that she had to go out to do and um and then like so friday night i was by myself because cooper ended up you know of course he had something else he wanted to go do an overnight and then sophie comes home she's like i'm gonna go to a bonfire and i'm like all right nice so i'm like all i'm like so i was like hit up my neighbors normally like they'll yeah nobody was home

Everybody was really they were out of town a lot of they're all out of town right other stuff going on and I'm just like Shit, so I kind of sat around Friday night kicking it, but I didn't want to like leave Yeah, either cuz I like didn't really have anything planned and then it's not weird though How like you go to do and you're like excited to do it and then the one time you get yeah, no one's around Yeah, like did everyone plan this? Yeah, what like my kid is everybody ditching me? Yeah, I'm being punked i'm not gonna lie though it wasn't bad just to like kick it by myself it always sucks at out starting because it starts sucking because you don't want it like that and then the minute you relax you're like oh i needed this yeah yeah i actually i had some i'd smoked some queso earlier in the day like i haven't done that for you ever do that throw queso on the smoker and do that i've done it at your house once uh i did it for was it friendsgiving i brought the stuff oh yeah i used your smoker yeah yeah yeah yeah so i did that it's so good of course i thought because then i thought kids are gonna be around i thought we'd hang out some neighbors a nice night you know so it's just me in this big vat it's just shot at five pounds of cheese just getting to it so if you don't know that is danger because you know doctor says got a little bit of weight problem you know i mean or you know but that deal like just it was so good that al said i'm like i have a stomach that's stopping eating it it's hard and you i love i love doing it because you can do it so many different ways like i'm actually when i did it at your house i did two i did one that like kids would eat that had like green chilies but nothing spicy and i did the other

where it's like jalapenos like the spicy rotel like you know yeah it's so good the only thing that sucks is you had to constantly like stir it you know it can start to coagulate a little yeah kind of like a four-leaf clover if you will that's the only thing that's not for a throwback yeah right so how about you how was your weekend it was uh it was it was good it was pretty chill uh i friday i went on a bike ride with eric and he's a fucking asshole so literally my legs are killing me right now like if i bend over if i go up and downstairs everything hurts we only did what i think 15 miles was it it wasn't even that far but yeah it was total of 15 i think which is not that bad but we went away i've never went and it was like 30 mile per hour winds just literally going right in our face so like no matter what that's right it was you were just stalled out sure and like he's just flying because he's him and i'm like just trying not to be a bitch and be like i need to stop for a minute but it sucked it was really fun but it sucked i mean i knew right when i got back i was like that's gonna hurt and so are you guys stopping bars doing the yeah we stopped we stopped and had lunch um we stopped by where we are right now so i could check out the digs for the first time um went out to some rock waldo's rock waldo's rock which was pretty cool it's like this just giant rock by a little pond um it's like a good stopping point sure so stopped there chilled for a bit and then yeah i came back to town hit up we had a beer every five miles or so yeah yeah you know we were burning off enough like you know just stay

hydrated so that was good friday was good um but yeah the rest of the week it was pretty chill like didn't do anything crazy my son had plans with all his friends he actually took the weekend enough work and then uh yeah not much sunday we went to cedar ridge uh for lunch with kara and some of her family so the kids joined for that so yeah just felt like that weekend from old school you know i was like i don't know might go to home depot i don't know if there'll be time yeah very chill i felt old this weekend the only thing on saturday night it was because it was nice on saturday too so we just did the finish the covered deck you know on our oh yeah so i took a tv out there. I want to hang a TV out there eventually, but it was a nice night. So I actually had some stuff that I do had to do for baseball, like getting all our, you're never going to want to leave this summer. I know, but getting all our, getting all our stuff signed up for baseball, all that stuff. So I had the basketball game on and I'm just hammering out, you know, uh, registering us for tournaments and doing all this stuff that I had to do. And I was like, this beautiful night, it started getting windy, but it was like, it was still, it was pretty sweet to be out there it was like nothing better than watching yeah you're not on a bike watching tv on your deck is pretty sweet you know i mean like it is kind of like uh so here's a question i've had because like i i'll do that in the summer i'll take a tv out to the the deck yeah like if there's ufc fights or sure or a good football game but i know a lot of places say you have to have an outdoor tv i'm like you don't unless you're leaving it out there and even if you are like i still wouldn't feel like i'm comfortable leaving a tv out there in the middle

the winter in iowa if you look at the prices those outdoor tvs are insanely expensive yeah you can buy you can go through seven tvs before you know that much i mean they are they're expensive and a lot of them have the big glare i don't know eric help me out but a lot of them have the glare stuff that i think that can be that can be a big deal yeah the glare and the moisture resistant stuff and those tvs are like at least five six thousand dollars even for like a 55 inch like yeah so just go through them instead so that's so my neighbor he has a sweet deck you know and it's covered he has a tv he never brings it in he has it hooked and it just i was like are you gonna worry about he's like oh it's probably gonna only last a couple years but he's like i it's cheaper than i'll just get a new one you know rather than we talk about this on him how like how cheap tvs i mean yeah you talked about it when you bought one for layla but the same thing but now i mean imagine spending five grand on a tv oh no you never would right like not so but the glare thing could probably be a big deal because on mine like during the day the glare is kind of weird but i'm i'm gonna put it up on the wall and so then when i do that and it tilts down then i think it'll help with that glare a little bit than than what it did but either way it's okay yeah yeah at night it's it's okay so um it was a pretty sweet pretty sweet night therefore it's so yeah i did have one thing happen that uh made my butthole pucker and i didn't like it oh yeah so i got a call from my like so i went into the doctor you know a month or so ago i was just sick i've been sick for like a week got checked out no big deal um everything's fine my mind is spinning as to

where this is gonna go and what you had i guarantee it's not gonna go to what happened so i get a call like a week later and it's like and i saw a doctor that's not my normal like i've had the same doctor since my kids were born she delivered them and stuff sure she was out so i saw someone else and she goes hey it's i don't want to drop her name it's like this doctor's nurse like we just wanted to talk to you about your MRI that you need to get done. And I'm like, huh? And I'm like, what the, what, what? And so I call back and I'm like, they have the wrong person. No big deal. Right. And they're like, who is this? And I tell them my info and they're like, oh yeah, you saw Dr.

So-and-so. And I'm like, yeah, absolutely. And she's like, on this day, I go, yep. And she goes, and you talked about this. I go a hundred percent. And she's like, yeah, we just, we need to get the MRI scheduled. And I'm like, an MRI for what? And she's like, well, for the issue you're having. And I'm like a cold. I don't understand what you're talking about right now. She's like, this is, you know, Mike So and so and I'm like, yeah Yeah, and so she's like perplexed and I'm like just tell me what I got Like I'm clearly Yeah, and she didn't clearly have the balls to tell me in face-to-face or tell me over the phone Because it was one of the nurses right because I know where you go we go to So I'm like dude, I was terrified and she's like, let me get back to him Like I'd really like to just hold and you can fucking come and she's like Well, I have to I have to go talk to the doctor. I'm like, alright So she lets me go and so for like 45 minutes I'm sitting here like well, I have fucking rectal cancer or fucking brain cancer I don't know clearly it's not great and then she calls back and just goes our mistake. It's nothing no big deal And I'm like, no, it's a big deal. Like are you sure?

I'm fine and she's like as sure as we can be we're so sorry and I'm like yeah But you said as we can be you said my name my date like everything you lined up and she's like no it just got somehow this got put into that file and I'm like I I was sitting there like man I feel worse for the guy Who got mixed up because they're like clean bill of health buddy and they're gonna have to call him back and be like We need to get an MRI done. Oh Man, so I fucked with my whole day because even though I couldn't have it I can only think of like three other people that had been worse than that when that would happen to do like then you my anxiety Because yes, you would just you had to be like I paced 5,000 steps. I had to buy them I could surprise you to just drive down to the office like I let's hence why I was like don't let me go put me on hold I sit here and chatter the whole time. Yeah, it was fine. So well, that's good. That's good news So all good apparently I'm gonna live so at least for another week or until I go back to the doctor I'm not good someone somebody else got some bad news, dude And that's what I feel like even when I was elated I was like fuck I feel terrible for whoever that got mixed up Like sorry, buddy But I told this to someone and they were like dude lawsuit take him from i was like i don't think it's that bad like you know they didn't leave scissors in me or something you know what i mean like i'm gonna be all right so everybody makes some mistakes anyway yeah man i mean that messed with me for days i mean that other guy right now is begging that they will call him back and be like never mind we have a different guy right so so yeah poor bastard i wish i could send the guy a bottle of booze or something but hey if you're out there and you're

hearing it it sounds like if someone said oh my god i'm sorry we gave you the wrong information you want to share all right we're deleting this part anyway you don't have to but yeah nothing else dude we're thinking of you yeah so so uh shout out to you and and i hope all things go well for you buddy god dude yeah i again i know everything's good but it still like weighs on me a little bit i'm like that somebody's about to get some bad news right right yeah that's funny yeah so we're about to get into it for us we are hardcore baseball baseball officially starts so i know we had to move the date of when we do this we did yeah but i think it's got us more organized right so we're here for that but uh yeah so my weeks are good it's gonna get it's getting crazy i'm full on just in it whether it's this and then baseball practice and then so take me take me through it so i mean i know it's coops and doing the baseball thing but yep is it having like multiple practices a week yeah so is it already tournament time or like that's it's coming up here in a couple weeks uh we are because this is last year next year he'll play in high school so this is kind of his last like uh club level they do one more high school next year yeah you play after your eighth grade year because like technically you're out you're a freshman you know i mean and so i mean it's kind of weird for like baseball is the only sport you can actually play five years and yeah you know i mean because you play right before you go and then you still play that's your senior after you graduate um it is kind of crazy it just makes me

feel old like it's talking about my kid and i'm like yeah not not yet yeah yeah so so we're doing the bigger run this time so we're playing a lot of tournaments and a lot of stuff just to give them so it'll be like the busiest year you've had it will be by far it'll be the busiest one which i'm pretty excited about it it's fun well and the kids we got a lot of the kids back from the team And the truth is, you know, the, the level team that we're at, like a lot of our boys will probably just, well, not we've talked about how great Cooper's classes, but they're just probably not going to, some will play in high school, but it'll be here and there. And there's a million kids in his class.

So it's just hard to feel the team. Yeah. So it's like, well, let go all out this year you know for some kids it might be their last or whatever but we play in a couple of tournaments I pretty excited It actually you know i been coaching with these guys for for a while and had a lot of these kids for a while and just watching when it was really difficult to play catch to the level that we're at now oh yeah i mean to where we you know and you see kids grow up and it's right in that age you know that they're at that age where they're like hitting puberty and so then some of the kids have grown up you know i mean or they just come in and like like used to be just a little yeah just you know you used to have that baby chub on you and now it's like that's a cut man yeah oh god and and they're like you know they yeah they really are and all of a sudden we have a couple kids on our team that i it was hard to play catch with too now they are throwing just gas heaters just straight gas that's what always mess with me like i played most sports i did i did baseball for about six years but i did basketball football soccer but baseball like of all the like so many parents are like i don't want my kid to play football it's dangerous and yet baseball scared the shit out of me way more but see the difference is smoked by a ball once it's like that's terrifying well and it's it does it sucks yeah the thing is like baseball you kind of naturally protect yourself you do football you get disguised that you have padding on that you're invincible and that's true and that's why they said like they should honestly play football without pads you'd be more cognizant it's the same thing where they go uh you really want people to drive safe put a giant spike right on right on the steering

wheel you will fucking make sure you stop when you need to stop right right yeah that's true there's no texting and driving going on yeah because a little bump turns in the end of the game so but i but i will say like i have not coached to the level like i only did logan did baseball for a year to try it and i coached his team and i that's what i experienced is kids were terrified of the ball yeah they were so distracted like there was multiple times where you you threw a ball toward them and they just started like looking at the ground got smoked in the eye you're like you can't take your eye off it kid you know well and that was always our biggest rule when they were younger too like because yeah i mean kids are kids they don't they don't pay their attention only so long and baseball can get really boring but it was always like when you're little you always want to play the infield because it was really not a lot of balls yeah but i was like i could never i don't know if i can't if you can't protect yourself like if you're not willing to do it or you're not like like the last thing i want you to just get smoked by dude because some of those kids can every now and then hit a good shot at it or even it doesn't take it doesn't take a lot of a hit for it to hurt you know i mean therefore it's so anyways watching these guys grow up and watching them do it be yeah so much better and be a part of it it's really it's really cool i am happy it's the last year it's a wholesome thing it's i'm happy it's the last year i'm really happy that it does and i like shout out to the coaches that are helping me out too because i have been more i just like to do it and i want them to have a chance to do it so i volunteer to do it but i'm no well there's usually a savant there's usually a shortage of like finding coaches because it's hard i mean it really it's just it's so hard to have a full-time

job do that and then be with your favorite like because other things yeah other things yeah you're trying to do it but we got another guy who's hoping us out and he is just really great he's just a really good coach that really is good at like breaking stuff down oh good so i'm more of like rah rah here's we go here's our big picture this we do and then he really breaks him down in that way has he ever coached before yeah and he was a good player and it's it's clear that he is still very athletic we did a little wiffle ball oh you know so he's yeah nice yeah yeah shout out to brian and all his by the way skills he's still got something i've always wanted to do we should all get together and do a wiffle ball you know it sounds fine until somebody blows a freaking the leg out, you know, you, the old hammy goes out or the Achilles because remember that one year when we played in that kickball tournament, remember when I signed us up for that kickball tournament, that radar thing?

Oh my God, dude, I forgot. How long ago was that? I mean, it was, I don't know. We didn't have kids. No, yeah, no. Cause it was like a, like, but I needed, I don't even know how I got into this thing and the next thing, I don't know, but I was like, it's like this weekend and I don't know. I would have literally never remembered this if you hadn't brought it up. I forgot that. This was dawned on me. But as we're talking about, remember that one gal like blew out her keys. She did. Remember? And so I was like. She was young. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she was a little older than us at that time, but yeah.

Wow. But remember we did that. We'll be fine. Yeah. I'm not. I'll coach. No. I'll coach. I'll get. Dude, we're beasts. We've got this. It's fine. It's fine. I have always wanted to do a dodgeball league until you see people who actually play dodgeball play. You're like, oh, I'm good. Well, or then I'll tell you from throwing batting practice, your arm hurts. Like those guys that do that. Oh, yeah. you're i'm in so much pain right now on my shoulder and i just throwing practice like i just i just talked about this here day to someone no matter where we are let's say we're at a picnic or whatever you know and coop were to pick up a football and throw it to me i'm gonna throw it back as hard as i can because that's what i do if i do that and i don't stretch first i can't move my arm for two days down yeah it takes one throw that's how bad it is i'm like boy like tell me you're lazy i'll tell me you're lazy i'm like i gotta get i gotta get moving it's not even late I mean, sometimes I move a lot.

You just don't do it. You don't do that. Like, I mean, how often do you throw a football anymore? You know what I mean? That's just it. Yeah. I'm like everything I do. Uncle Rico out there throwing it over that, I better throw it over that mountain. Right. Right. Right. I, when I take my dog for a walk, he, I've, we've done it enough. It's the cutest thing. So like I have to, I stretch even before I walk. Cause it's like, just otherwise I might get like a mile and a half in and my ankles. So like, you can stretch before you do the old dishwasher. Like how much. Oh, don't you hate on my dishwasher skills.

You're just jealous. the grandmaster of it um but no like stark now when we get to the door he does the downward he just stretches because he knows like eileen against the wall and he just does it with me so like that is fucking awesome i know so even when i forget dude i'll film it because even when i if i forget he'll get to the door and look at me and then just stretch and i'm like oh yeah i got to stretch it's dude it's hilarious you have it on your ring camera right oh well no we do it inside like right by the door though but i can you get all the cameras inside too you that's true yeah i can record he did it today like we did two miles before i came here and he sure shit he got his big stretch in i think that's like the coolest thing that's that's that's it'd be cooler if he'd like fetch me beer from the fridge like some dogs do but i don't know your dog stretch with these pretty badass too i mean we've documented he starts been well documented on this program oh yeah he's good at fetch yeah he just he he doesn't you'd think he would train better than he does because of the things he does but he's very if he likes it he can go all day he's stubborn that's the word yeah but it's fine but yeah it's it's super cute i'll try i'll try to record it that'd be funny to show people be kind of fun to watch the old stretches so yeah that'd be all right it is it is straight up downward dog i mean we have been talking about some promo stuff for the pod what do you think eric that sounds like a i don't think a way to go here i think that's great should we just get him a custom like uh we're still cool right t-shirt have him do his stretches i mean i'll be honest as it's really cool and not cool at the same time right like it's really because how old are we that i'm so yeah i'm so excited that that's

i think that's cool but like everybody else is like that's one that's my dog and then like we've talked about one day you feel like you're you know the oldest man in the room and then right there yeah but that brings so much joy to my heart to think him stretching with you i gotcha he's the man or then when you forget oh hey hey dad dad yeah you know you're gonna hurt i want to do this a good tomorrow so let's go ahead yeah he's only six he's like come here old man he's still younger than me right now but not by a lot so he's looking out for you he's a good boy that's a good but again we did the two miles and you know saw a couple strangers along the way and dickhead had to lose his mind every time just acting like he's never seen a person before like kind of goes after or like i mean like barks and like it's like a half wine half i'm gonna kill you and all he wants is to get up to him and sniff him.

Yeah. But it sounds terrifying. So like this woman was walking to me and she's like, is he good? I'm like, I, and I had him literally tied to my, like he couldn't get away from me. Yeah. And I was like, he's nice. I promise he's never bit anyone. He's just very anxious. And she's like, it doesn't sound like it. And just kept walking. I was like, I'm not even getting into it with you lady. So I should have just let him go. I'm like, get her. You know, when they say, when you're having a conversation with someone, you should be engaged and listen to what they're saying and not just thinking about your own reply right they do say that just had three go through my head about another dog like as you're talking i'm like i can't wait for him to stop so i can talk about so i can talk about wrigley two things that happened if you remember wrigley being the he was just oh i'm not listening to you what yeah sorry he was just so so chill right he was he was like he looked like yeah i heard him describe that if he was a human he would have been spicoli from oh my god because he was just so the chill blonde like it was his color whatever well we're out i remember in the driveway one time and the the kids both kids were young and it was at our old house and there's someone walking by and he goes tearing ass after somebody and it's this lady like pushing a stroller and i and i'm like running and i go he's nice he's nice he's not gonna you know because everyone freaks out naturally like like he's and i'm like yelling at him to come back and i realized i'm just creating more anxiety then too you know i mean and literally runs dead sprint barking stits and just sits her way and the lady's face and i went

up to her and i'm like i am so sorry and she's just like she's like you got to do better that's scared you know like this is my i'm like i get it i'm like i feel so bad but i'm like look at him she's like i mean it is like he's just sitting there like but he just was i think he was also kind of protecting the kid like because the kids are out there too and like whatever um because because they are they're like at the end of the day like that in their in their own fucked up way they're protecting it they think so yeah so it was but then there was another story where we're we had a party at our house for cooper one of cooper's birthdays i think it was like a three year old birthday party or four year old birthday party and we had so a bunch of family over and everything else and and wrigley's just outside and my uncle's like you worry about him at all like he's out front and I'm like, no, I'm like, he's, he's not going to go anywhere. He's, he's, he's amazing. He'll be fine. And she's like, really? Are you sure about that? I'm like, yeah, why all the way up the street? He's like, I'm pretty sure he's up there at the neighbor's house, like way up the street, barking at this other dog in this fence. And I'm like, Brickley, take your ass back here. And he comes running down. It was like, they just, I just totally got called. I'm like, you made me look like an idiot. I was going to say, I love that he sat there and he was like, I'm going to make sure you dig yourself a hole first.

and then i'm gonna show you how fucking wrong but i was like then i was more mad at like wrigley i'm like you made me look stupid come on man like i look like a fool back there yeah yeah asshole yeah dude he was the best yeah i still like there's a picture from one of our friends givings forever ago i think he wasn't a puppy but he was yeah no you had it when he was like we and i was i was two weeks i was like so stuffed and i'm just like he laid down and i laid on his belly and like passed out for a few minutes and it's like the cutest picture ever so you're laying on your back and he laid on your he put oh that's a different one that's a different but i also have one laying on his back i forgot about that one he was a puppy yeah he's just like a big white scarf on my neck yeah so dogs are the best anyways we've talked about them before but that's just again kids you know be engaged in the conversation don't think of your own story or don't be showing what he's like we got two good stories out of it so tell you what he was saying you know i can think about it they gotta tell me also if anyone wants to try out hosting a podcast we might have an opening so so one other thing i wanted to touch on just because it's been driving me crazy and we said it either one or two podcasts ago i think we said we're gonna wait and talk about it was kids in their cologne this just came up on sunday at our house so yes by all means because it's came up like three times since we touched on it and i was like you know what we'll save that for another because i don't think we got into it yeah but i think it's time so it's all kids like a i i thought so logan got it from i think like one of us or and logan's gonna get mad at me because he's

gonna listen but like i don't know tiktok made cologne when we were in high school we had cologne we'd have a couple bottles whatever i definitely didn't have a thousand dollars for the cologne you know what i mean no i didn't but i was i was pretty pretty into cologne me too but i'd have like three or four like i you know what i mean because i didn't and they were 40 bottles 40 50 yeah and that was the like that's how much they were yeah aquadigio and oh yeah jupe oh see i remember cool water being big and now i'm like one of the first i don't remember jupe really no i don't remember it either oh what about dracar noir oh that was a big one it was a big black bottle yeah i remember that one that and aquadigio tommy hillfiger tommy was a big one ck1 and aquadigio were the ones that i always wore basically it was whatever the girlfriend said wait you guys didn't where stetson like a real man i had uh ck1 for sure jupe and i had uh yeah i don't know why don't i remember jupe that doesn't even sound i remember hugo boss had one oh that was a big one that was a big one yeah and then lucky ended up being like a thing yeah like later in high school so i used to i used to be clone so i know we're gonna get back to our kids but like this just getting oh yeah brought it up but i remember being in high school and there was this girl that was older than me and she would come up and smell me every day yeah like she would come up give me a hug and smile and i'd just be like this little freshman and that's where the addiction started yeah i was just like oh like every day she comes up she's like he smells so good and i'm like and she was older

right yeah yeah older and just could care sean's most search porn category is mature whatever just the full on that some older you know like an older class would kiss just cruise right by that one uh no but it's true like gives me the attention like and i was like and she'd give me like so i get to hug her every day and she's like you smell so good and she would do it every day and so you're damn right then then i had like then i switched it up but then she'd be like no that doesn't sell no you need to go back and that's kicking the dick you're like all right no that's right that's where i was like well i gave this away yeah i had one of my buddies be like i never buy clone sean's gonna get rid of another one of his clothes i'm just gonna because basically this girl set the mark of what i was gonna wear i did have a friend that did that he got rid of him all the time but usually i agreed i was like i don't really like it that much yeah but like there's been you know like i pretty much wear the same one all the time everyone's always loved it cara likes it but she she doesn't like love it and then logan has one that she loves i'm like okay well now it's weird like i don't know that's what my son wears but it's not because he has 12 bottles or whatever so she actually got me some like some mini bottles of it to like have in the car and stuff i was like fine whatever you said i mean i'm just thinking whatever floats your boat i'm just thinking of stepbrothers right now like you and logan talking what happens if i step out of the shower she sees me looking fine right water running down from my chest pubes down of my ball fro i'm down there i'm growing i'm showing yeah i've already had the old bull how

about a rung at the young oh my god sean i'd like you to know sorry no sorry logan you're gonna hear from him on that one well hey but i mean don't watch it he'll understand oh yeah because i don't think he's seen it but these kids they buy great cologne but i mean they're we're talking 100 to 150 a bottle yeah and like every kid i know now has 10 to 12 bottles i'm like that's crazy so which became the weird thing is i had a bunch of different colognes and i remember this same girl that pretty much set the tone for me it was like this smells the best on you she's like the true guys like have their scent and they stick to it yeah she's like roll with it and then get she's like this one smells really good on you wear this and like you'll just be kind of known for that see that's how i always kind of looked at it well because and they always smell different like you know the same clone smells different on different people you know exactly like some smell better and like women don't do that like they they were a lot of different and that's fine but actually she's worn the same since i've known her like she has always worn cnm yeah i i well you're you know what you're right because in high school like everyone every girl had their thing yeah you know like i mean there's always like lotions i felt like for a while they're like that in bath the body was like that's one victoria's secret i remember was a big thing back i don't know if people still get their perfume but like there was a blue one and all the girls in high school were it and it was like it smelled great but i'm like you guys all smell the same I remember there was like cucumber melon or something that came out.

And I was like, I mean, that was like at the peak of like, I think we're, I think we're definitely aging ourselves. I know, but I am just having like some nostalgia right now. Like how great it used to be. You want to go, you want to go to the six or drink on the football field?

Meet you at the 50. Right. Oh man. Yeah. Anyways. So back to that Sunday, we walk into the house and Ashley and I went out, did like grocery shopping for the week where, you know, it was total Sunday where we, you know, hit up say go to home depot you know the whole deal um hyvee just you know see what's left but um we come in the house and you can smell the clone immediately and creeper's room is down in the basement now the windows were open so there was some air moving but i'm like what the hell i'm like you can't put that much on and he comes up he comes up and he's still like kicking in his like pajamas.

You know what I mean? Like, so I'm like, are you going anywhere? No. Like, so you sprayed all this on and you just wasted it. You know what I mean? He just wanted to smell good for the house. He's like, this is thing. Or he was like, I should shower. I just going to let this float for a couple of hours and cover it up Maybe that girl just left Oh shit That true Maybe he got his own she flew the coop started with the soundboard too folks so it gonna get out of control it gonna get out of control and we've been told we can program our own it's gonna be bad so that's why like now i'm very cognizant of what i'm saying because the minute i slip up and say something just that i am gonna regret i know it's gonna live in infamy on that goddamn soundboard it is we'll try not to overdo it but it's you know it's like any new toy it'll be going off every yeah i know i kind of wish we we had one but we'd probably hit it too much. Probably.

Yeah. I'd be distracted. Yeah. Probably best that we keep it in responsible hands. I'd rather you just not listen to me and then think of your own stories. I would never hear it. I don't even know what you said. We had a whole conversation with Mike's, I have no clue. I stared at the soundboard the whole time of what was going to be next. I got to say one more thing because... Just one? Well, I'm doing really good at pissing my son off this episode a little bit. Nice. Can we call this the Logan episode? Oh, God, please. Don't make him get a big head. but last night so he he he went back to his mom's he went to uh went out last night with some buddies for like all you can eat wings somewhere oh where peddlers oh they do it every sunday really yeah it's cheap i think i want to say it's like 14 bucks all you can eat wings which is like crazy um but anyway so i i found out the peddlers yeah so i always have a lot of touch tunes credits uh for it's i didn't pay for them i i get lucky and anyway i i have a lot of touch there you are young again now it makes you young i feel like that is definitely like i'm still cool yeah i'm always playing music still cool it's gotta go wherever i walk in i start playing whitney and everyone knows i'm there it's it's all good so he you go in and load it and then see it outside tell and that's how you walk in the it's never that it's never the bodyguard song it's like how will i know if he really loves me or oh yeah yeah it's the upbeat ones you know well you can't you can't hear whitney happy and be sad but a better way than to walk in and you know when the bass drops i mean i guess i could yeah i mean that should be i feel like i'm not fabulous

enough to pull that off you know what i need like long fabio hair or something to do that back to the baseball comment we do walk-up songs for the kids and i program a lot of them dude i should make one for cooper like that i oh i dare you i dare you so hard you need to tell us about like like tournaments that are around here that are upcoming yeah because i've always wanted to go to one we didn't have the cool walk-up songs and stuff oh it's ridiculous now i know but it also it does get fun it's awesome but then like a lot of times ashley run the music so then in before in between innings like she'll be blaring music and stuff like that so it does kind of make it fun yeah yeah it actually if you got to be sitting there the whole time it's really fun i was just gonna say all you parents regardless like not only are you spending all that money but all that time like and and sitting there all day can get old so like at least it's like a little spark well i mean the truth is we blame it on the kids but we do that for us oh i don't have to buy that app but it's like kind of it's kind of funny it gives you something to do or like the tents or the food like we act like oh the kids are gonna be hungry yet it's all the parents like eating the food oh yeah for sure yeah so i mean yeah so i so he texted me last night uh we went and played some darts and he was like hey can you play a song because he's asked for my login and i go no way and he goes why i'm like you'll blow through all of them like because he works at a restaurant where they have touch tune so like while he's working he'll just play out and he's like no i won't i'll only play a couple i'm like i know you it's not happening so he's like will you play this song and he he said uh will you play the limp biscuits and i said the what and he goes play play break stuffs and i'm like you are you fucking with me right now or are you being serious

all the biscuits and i wasn't sure if he i could not tell if he was fucking at first he said we played duality which i'm like that's a slipknot song that is not the limp biscuits right right But he is one to fuck with you though too He is And that's why it's hard Because I can't tell if he's being serious or not But then at that point I'm like you know what Fuck you If you can't even tell me who Limp Bizkit is And the right name of the song You don't deserve to hear the song So recently I've always wanted to find out a song he absolutely hates Because then I'm going to play that for him instead And just drive him crazy And this is why I earn all the way he is We do it to each other So me and Layla got really into the show lately And like what the theme song of it Is that Enemy song by Imagine Dragons Wait, The Show? Is that what it's called? The Show?

It's called Arcane. That's what it's called. The name of the show is Arcane. Yeah. Not This Show. Okay, you say you got into the show. I got you. Okay. Do you know that band, though? No. You don't know the band? Arcane? No, that sings Enemies.

Imagine Dragons. Imagine Dragons with these balls on your chin. Yeah, that. By the way, that whole story was just a single. I saw it coming a mile away. No idea and I'm still like still thinking about it that I'm like Hold on. I'm just it's like just hitting me now. Imagine dragging Imagine dragging these balls on your shit. So I really do have a story but I just realized I could slip that in there and I have to do it So anyway, he hates that song and like because every time the theme song Please stop playing that and I'll blare it in the house just to know So when he asked me I go sure buddy I hang up the phone I play the song you hate sure So I wait a minute he calls back he goes what is wrong with you?

And I'm like I don't know like but I go fine I'll play it and I hang up I'd play it again. The same song he hates. I go to the bathroom, left my phone. He called back, Carrie answered. And she goes, what? And like, what's up? And he says what happened. And she's like, he's terrible. I'll let him know. And I got back, did it again. And so at that point, like, I was like, he's losing his mind. His friends are calling me like, Mr. Owens, please just play the song, whatever. So then I was like, fine, I'll play Limp Bizkit. But instead of playing break stuff, I played Nookie. And they're like, fine, we'll take that.

And then I played like three more songs. And that was it. But it's like, I feel like that makes the kids. Yeah. My kids don't have a lot of. They don't have like the trauma that most of us did growing up. So it's like, do you want to have a little? That's the thing. Do you want to be funny? Right. It's trauma. So if you're not going to do it, you need someone to fuck it up. Did you tell him that the lead singer is Fred Durst? No, I did not. I did not because no one makes fun of Fred Durst around me. Oh, well, you made fun of me and made me feel stupid. So I forgot to warn you that for those that don't know, who's in last place of the, the bracket.

Mike's in last place currently. And based on the group chat we got going on, he's not very happy about it. Hold on. It pisses me off because I've still got Florida and Houston in it. You're still in it. You're still in it. I'm going to laugh when I win this whole thing. You guys are, you guys are. It's a week to week thing. And I'll be honest with you, you being such a dick. i don't want to even give you this i can't help it i'm good at it sorry i bumped my mic sorry um you being such a dick but either way you got to take your shot for being in last your choice is tequila or bacardi tequila or rum and so here's the thing i definitely like rum more than tequila but i'm a man of my word and we said that tequila you're going to drink tequila and it's going to be something you don't like so i ain't no bitch he says that as he's drinking pretty nice tequila because again we got this from eric it's not bad hey sean i was going to leave that part out we got this from eric because and actually on the podcast before i said that i was going to go get jose cuervo i was going to get it the other day and then i'm like went to buy it i'm like i mean it's well documented on here me being a cheap ass i'm like i am not paying that price for something we're gonna have two fucking shots It is never getting touched again.

It's not happening. You'll have to donate that to a dive bar for it to get drank. I was like, I'll find some other trash. We've got to have something in there that is like that. So either way. All right. Well, you know what? Laugh it up, fuckers, because I feel like I'm coming back. I've got two teams in it still. Well, by next week, this will be the end. This will probably finish it off. That's true. I mean, you're only 22 points behind anybody else. Is it that much? Yeah. That doesn't make sense. But it's Final Four, so if your team wins, it's huge points. Okay. So I want to ask quick. If you could see it quick I have two teams still in it How many teams do you guys still have in it?

I think we all have two teams in it I thought I had more But you have the highest score And you and I have the same amount matched points So you can't get me I'll pull it up here We have the same potential points But we all do We all had 64 I thought Yeah you're right So I basically have to win out and you guys not It's all who wins and who doesn't I think if I remember right um because i have florida we all have different teams yeah if houston wins mike likely would would win let's go houston um so sorry i'm doing this on my phone like i'm trying to remember right now well i have the gators sean you have everybody in oh duke and houston i picked all number ones yeah you fucking pussy you fucking pussy i don't have houston i had picked somebody else to go in sure in that place so i'm down there but so i'm still like you guys still have more than two teams in it yeah i hate you guys you know what fuck you guys but i have duke going all the way so but that's where it's all different so you have a shot though because if houston wins i don't have you know i mean like sure i got the final four so i'm gonna get the two games like i'm definitely yeah i literally am like i am banking like houston has to go all the way and win it all otherwise well if i'm all four then i'm definitely going to get those yeah sean you're going to do well no matter what because you have houston in but you don't have them winning i have opinions you have florida and duke playing so yeah so if houston wins mike's probably going to win it all

right well god that was going to bring me to a topic that there's four number ones all in the tournament it's pretty crazy it's really crazy you know i mean i've even heard some pussies like take all those teams to go the whole way yeah you know it's like you say that it's like pussies yeah that's what i'm saying yeah it's never happened so are you like or that's true am i the bold man who like just believed against all odds yeah you're right because if the top teams won every time everybody would always be winners you know what i mean like everyone anyone can take the sheet and take the one and two seat all the way right but no one does that i'm trying to think some people do god and they sit pretty for one ah that's so frustrating so fucked up but but at the at the same time sorry if there was another pop there what that was but i would i love you eric but i'd still rather you win over me because or over eric because eric wins at fucking fantasy football every year and it's really annoying and i'm so tired of it yeah i mean we're at least this is a small win where it's like ha eric yeah you're not invincible right so because we were pretty convinced that he had this all wrapped up yeah i didn't do anything we all filled him out while we were talking for an hour and a half you were we figured it was like oh that's the whole time we're talking over there running numbers that's exactly what i was thinking it was yeah i had the ai putting brackets together so the one that i'm missing is houston i had tennessee so i had one and okay yeah and they made it yeah you're the only 10 i see god i'm on fire you know how

many times jack made that joke when we were driving through that's what i did right we were passed through every time i'd say someone would say it i was like no it's just you you might need another shot i don't think i do no i don't i gotta work tomorrow boys so earlier when we were talking about that i thought was something that was fun to bring up was yeah growing pains the show growing pains we did we talked about yeah like you brought it go ahead i'll let you this is all yours no but it was such a by the way i don't know where that thought it was the most random thing ever but there's no way they would do that now there was a there's a character on the show i believe it was like the the boy's best friend yeah like his buddy yeah his name was boner boner boner from growing pains on and this was like like network television yeah network television yeah but that show maybe ended in the 90s but that was an 80s show right i think so had to be yeah because it was yeah i don't know i want to take a look at that i'm pretty confident it at least started in the 80s even if it was like 89 yeah and i'm pretty sure it didn't make it to the 2000s but so anyways it started in 1985 damn i'm good okay and how long do you go for um i i might have had any seasons or anything anyways but hold on i need i need a 1992 okay all right so eric google this okay where is boner now oh i'm just doing that so hopefully like male porn pops yeah and i know how to google damn it i forget he's an it guy sometimes

isn't that weird though like can you see a show now like let's say that again a netflix show like that would no they don't care but uh well nbc show or whatever but like a main it was a mainstream like family show like so it wasn't even like it was like the hit of the week yeah or like like when it'd be like when tgif was a thing and it was like family matters yeah okay there's interesting news to share is he dead he's dead oh no committed suicide at the age of 41. Fuck. Yeah. Sorry to share bad news on the podcast. Jesus Christ, Erik, you Debbie Downer. Yeah. In 2010, he was found. Jesus. Damn it. Well, thanks a lot for bringing that up, Shaun, you buzzkill. Yeah. Shaun brought up killing the boner. I was going to say, this is... Is that a joke? Yeah. Oh my God. I got to get better on the timing. Oh. Yeah.

You know what? I'll tell you what This is probably A one minute segment where I'll be like very serious I know eventually we're going to have some Probably pretty serious podcasts You know, it's going to happen It's real life Not serious, serious moments Serious moments Part of the podcast might talk about some serious stuff So we'll revisit Boner then, until then, rest in peace Boner Yeah, R.I.P. Boner i almost we're not we're all don't ever say rest in peace i can't i can't hear that and be serious jesus man i see that yeah but but originally where i was going with this was like any other funny names that you know you would have thought of for characters and one that i can think of that just sticks out completely is booger oh my god yeah what was that uh revenge of the nerds yes so we were talking about this earlier about like really good like r-rated movies yeah then that got you know like they just didn't stay the same i think there's like six revenge of the nerds or something i mean i i yeah but there's a lot of them there's a lot of them but they're none of them were like the first one the first one was unbelievable i mean like so good there was that god what was the guy the psycho guy's name who's like the ogre ogre that's right yeah i mean dude the 80s was the mecca of like amazing R-rated comedy movies.

Animal House. You can't even make anymore. Is Animal House 70s though? Is it? I don't know. Fast Times at Ridgemont. I can't remember now. Let's just keep asking questions to see how fast. There's steam coming out of his ears currently. Animal House was 1978. How about Fast Times at Ridgemont High? That was 80s. But early 80s. Yeah. Shaun Penn and. Yeah, I was 82. Okay. I wasn't even born. That's so weird. When you grew up, like, I've seen that movie a lot. It's so good. I know. But then to think, like, I wasn't even here. You got any other, a lot of those 80s, though, like, they lasted throughout the 80s.

They did, yeah. And, like, now you watch a movie and it's like, oh, it's gone a year later. I know. That's something I've thought about before, especially with, like, music. The kids have, you know, my son, thankfully, he loves a lot of old stuff that, like, i loved sure but i don't know if anything that comes out now is ever going to do that i don't know if that's me being old and being a hater but like is anything like going to transcend it's a little both i mean you know there's stuff i'm not saying it won't stick around but it doesn't seem as many like back then it was like every movie because that was kind of what we had right like well and also like it was so new so yeah i guess that makes you know now everything is was harder than too like now like it's just instant like there you know you can be well you you could be a you could be a soundcloud rapper overnight yeah doesn't mean anyone's listening to it but you're putting it out there you know what's funny to me is like we used to have all these vhs tapes and it would have like i swear to god we had dirty dancing and roadhouse on the same vhs tape because that was what came on tv on hbo and we recorded it recorded yeah yeah so then we have all these vhs tapes like this now when you try and look that shit up you like can't even find it on what whatever streaming platform roadhouse is amazing i'll die on that hill did you see the new one i did it was all right it was kind of a gregor was a psych yeah he was too over the top but well i think that whole thing was a little but he always so it like the game so yeah so the other one was a little yeah i mean it was a little over top but uh and then you used to record you could get three movies on one yeah depending on how long

but generally a lot of movies sometimes it's three hold on here's the ultimate question did anyone ever play a vhs that ended up having like your grandparents or something doing it because you've i've heard those horror stories i know you seem to come from the long line of the the psychopath yes i do but no it never happened to me but i've heard so many people that that happened to they were like oh nana's wedding and you're like oh my god i did i have none of those stories uh when i was in not quite like that level but when i was in high school i made i helped make like some uh youth group videos like so i did video editing shit that's how i know how to do all this stuff going in the cap when i was in talk well no so we reused the vhs tape and in the middle of this i cut it and i didn't realize it but it has my sister doing gymnastics and like she does a flip in the middle so we just left it because it was hilarious okay i have to show it to you guys sometimes it's like it just i totally thought that was going another way flip and then like it goes into the video did she know that yeah later like years later i'm just saying my mind is spitting over here my mind is spitting when you oh i was terrified where that was going i'm like oh no oh no and then it's like my sister i was like oh no no no please don't oh no it was just like yeah gymnastics i am i can't tell you which kind of fear she's a lovely lady i was paralyzed by fear over here about what was going to come rolling out of there like he's going to be like you're still recording yeah stop oh god and folks that's why we didn't give

him a microphone in the beginning yeah yeah you we're just going to put out a thing you all wanted this remember that yeah that's funny yeah no i can't i can't think of anyone like from another show that had the boogers a good one but i can't think of like yeah boner i don't know that that one blew my mind i don't know if there's any other ones because booger popped up in my you know that sort of thing if there's any other i'm glad some of the names from goodies are really good but i mean not quite like booger and sure like data and oh data that's right yeah like all i data sloth and trying to be a chunk yep yeah i love the so people like turned the when he's talking to sloth and he's like you're gonna live with me now yeah and they turned into a meme like where it's you know it's like me talking to my girlfriend and it's like you're gonna live with me you're i'm sloth yeah and she's like all right i'm like yeah i know you can call me sloth my was it sent to you let me call you on or you're just yeah i don't want to talk about it but yeah i will say logan's entertaining he's going to now thanks you got to remember he listens to this yeah so he's gonna get you back for your yeah yeah the crazy thing was it was like friday i think yeah he had he stayed over some buddies at his cousin's house a bunch of their friends and he said something about listening to it was like oh you listen to it he goes yeah we had it on we all listened to his background noise i was like that's terrifying like i i just wouldn't

have expected that you know what i mean well but also that means they were doing something way more important so they probably weren't really listening to it that much so i'm like that's okay well that's okay giving us plays man yeah let's play but here's like does it scare you a little like i i am very inappropriate i was just well and i haven't even been that bad i feel like on here yet but i i know it's gonna get there and to know that my son or daughter could hear it like do you ever think about that so i did you know and and i said it down no no i think you probably like we've been making these things it's been a lot of fun and then all of a sudden it's like eric's like okay i'm gonna release them it's like ah wait a minute let me listen okay and it's scary and whatever people have comments and we don't want to hurt people's feelings or you know what some people might just not like it that's so be it but the last thing you want to do is let somebody down you know i mean by saying something but yeah anyways but yeah with the kids i was thinking about that too and i don't know they hear us talk all the time i don't think it's that i don't think it's you know we're not crude on here you know i mean like i think like we might you know say some things or it's like oh i wish i didn't say that but i don't think it's like my kids have grown up so as an example like we were with karen like her aunt and i thought about i don't know saying something or one of the kids i think her aunt was afraid of saying something from she's like they have him as a dad like it's fine but i wonder if other parents judge me because i have like really never restricted my kids like they don't swear to me and around adults you know what I mean, but I talk, I am who I am around my kids or not. And I've basically always been that way.

So they've heard a lot of inappropriate stuff for the most part. Now I do think I'm a good dad, but you know what I mean? Like there's some people who it's like, they'd be like, why do you talk like that around your kids? Or why do you allow them to watch that? And I'm like, there's two ways you can either restrict it from them. And then I feel like they just rebel against it. Or you can just kind of lean into it. It's like, my kids are good. They're respectful. That's all i care about at the end of the day is like be good humans i'm gonna be who i am well and my opinion on that is actually i think there's a lot of people that are really buttoned up and put together that are pieces of shit you know i mean they are they're fake parents they're fit you know i mean they don't whether it's political whatever it is they think as long as they don't swear or they don't do this stuff you know i mean their kids never see them drink they don't see this stuff but then really they're actually just kind of really crappy people yeah and then they would judge somebody that would talk like this or be in a podcast and do it and then behind closed doors they're doing worse exactly so at the end of the day the way i look at it is like there's a time and a place yeah right and there's you know for if you think your kids are going to grow up and never swear you're you're wrong you know i mean like you're just gonna hear it yeah or like ashley and i have never our kids have heard us argue we don't we don't hide that stuff like this is real of life right like we get in a real argument and then guess what we're still together here yeah you know i mean this is kind of part of life and therefore it's so then listen to something like this like i said last thing i want to do is offend anybody with that stuff but i'm not embarrassed like i'm not embarrassed for anything we've talked about that my kids that listen to same yeah you

know what i mean like at the same time like when i hear some of those words we say do i want you to hear that not necessarily root for it but at the same time i'm not like we haven't been mean we been ventful or nothing's been on here where i've been like i'm embarrassed that that happened you know i mean like but every episode is marked as explicit yeah yeah parents don't want them to hear they can do the predictions on their phones sounds like you're not doing your job but that's the way i look at it like look i don't know if there's anything as a perfect parent out there like the way it is but i think kids are going to find their own thing but the thing is that your kids or our kids know they're loved and they know it yeah so if other people have it i don't you know we can't make everybody happy which is hard actually i think it's hard for both of us because you and i like to be people pleasers so and we are definitely that way that's why honestly like and eric's one of them too like when we when we started this and had the idea for it i'm like god i don't know if this is the best combo because we're just like whatever you need guys like we got you yeah yeah we all have something we're definitely that way sometimes you need someone is like no you we're gonna do you know but we're gonna do that this is the way it's gonna be but i think that's where it's like you know that's how i feel about it anyway yeah you know i get it like other people don't want it or one of my neighbors was like we're gonna listen to in the car the other day but you know maybe not our daughter is in there and i'm like i again yeah she's been around me enough that she's probably i don't think i talk that much different yeah nothing she's like well i just didn't know if any one of your stories are gonna come on like well maybe that's that's the thing is like while we have not been filtered at all i know of stuff that eventually will

probably be said that it's like oh my god yeah it's like yeah we we we are kind of inappropriate sometimes and i'm not you know what that's why like all day i used to say this when the kids were young i i worked all day in the office i couldn't swear i couldn't talk the way i want to talk i went home to kids who were four and five i couldn't do that there i try i tried to keep it together yeah till they hit a certain age sure so this is our outlet you know what i mean and there's a lot of people like us like i know when i listen to podcasts that's my outlet where it's like it's my me time i want to hear people who are just like going off the cuff and i would bet that most people like what we've talked about have some version of their own volume around there so so yes i mean i thought about that too and again i i'm like please don't you know like i don't need you guys go to recruit your friends and listen to this thing you know i mean or you know i've always worried like i said i was a coach or like a offended parent but it's also like i think they're the same way too i'm just human yeah i mean i was hoping we could sponsor coops next team and like have like you know podcasters each whole team and stuff like that qr codes to the like most inappropriate episode my mind's rolling now let's go yeah that's the fastest way to the dumpster i love it stitched in patches on the gloves let's do this go all out go all out for it that's hilarious new studio and we're done hey guys we had a great run we reached the peak and now it's all over so i feel like you know once you hit the mecca it's just time to hang it up go out on top i say you know so there was something i wanted to say and i i'm going to ask this right now and i meant to ask you for it so we set up did you set up an email account for this yeah you did i did let's

share it what is it um please hold i have all of my social because out of the feedback that i've got from this since we don't have people like one day communicator how could they do it and honestly i think it'd be cool if we shared some of the stuff that people got in if they want to talk about it i know shout out to kate who's like foaming at the mouth for all the things that he wants to correct us on or that he wants to contribute in because he's been a lot of the stories we've shared somehow he's been involved in it you know what i mean sorry kate we're not taking any of your advice anyway uh but either way like yeah or no get that stuff in but like other people want to do it or yeah whatever i thought it's a it's an outlet for him to do it we're not we're not going live right now but like yeah so that's a good idea though to plug this so i mean we're mainly using facebook and instagram those are the two we use a lot uh we do have a youtube that has nothing on it yet but that's eventually going to have stuff we have a tick tock that is going to have stuff soon is the plan uh gmail we do have an email so for anyone that wants to email the show if you have any ideas or feedback like we'd love to hear it so it's i know this is going to be crazy but it's we're still cool right at gmail.com so literally w-e-r-e-s-t-i-l-l-c-o-o-l-r-a-g-h-t at gmail.com just like the podcast says nice so well that's the way i locked all that shit down day one so yeah no that's good so if you if you guys want to share that stuff with us like we can talk about it you know i mean like we might share them all but it's a way to communicate if you're listening one of these yeah even if you want to just tell us that we're terrible and we suck like i dude i'll yeah we'll delete that we can we get it quick it's all right oh absolutely but i'll i'll read negative reviews they crack me up have you seen the places that

like lean into that uh where like they'll like rename a burger or like there's there's somewhere in town i want to say is like our friends at fun not fancy yeah and they put it on like a shirt about it on their podcast sometimes yeah so it's like uh oh meat was too juicy or whatever like martha 59. i like it sorry i've seen the one where it was uh tom segura was reading about all these different people where it was like this girl that just shared her day it was like hate from australia you know he was like dude but she's cute like yeah it's funny with they blew her up before that which is awesome but she was already blown up like with all these comments yes even though they're negative like she's getting just paid yeah and then she's like a really sweet girl like whatever it was pretty so i always i always see these videos where it's you know the guy he's recording himself he has a gopro or whatever and he goes up to a let's say a food truck he's like how much for this and they're like the meals are nine dollars and he's like can i have a thousand of them and they're like oh yeah what he's like i'm gonna go feed the homeless and they're like whoa that's awesome yeah and then without missing a beat the first comment is always like making fun of like oh you you're doing good but you're recording it okay well here's the thing that's what pays for him doing this and you commenting and even giving him hate you just bought someone a meal so keep it up which you know what i mean then has also got people watch i mean yeah it's all the engagement if you want to do that yeah then that's why i'm like i welcome that stuff because at the end of the day like that that just drives people's passion even further I'm going to keep doing it.

You heard it here, guys. You can hate on Mike all you want to. Please say nice things about me. I have really thin skin to be nice. Too much trauma. I'm just a softie here. It'll be fine. I have a good dog. I'll be all right. Stretching with you. Yeah. He'd pet you on the back too? He would. He's not as cuddly as I wish he was, but he's all right. He's a good boy. This was fun. I love it in here. It sounds great. This is really good. I'll be really excited for everyone else to hear it and for us to hear it back. I mean, if it sounds as good as it sounds in these headphones. Yeah. I feel like we got a couple.

I definitely think the man who has this on string sounds amazing. Right. Yeah. So playing us like a puppet here. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. But I think it's about that time. I made my audio better than you guys. I had to be. I was wondering. Smooth jazz coming in. You know, like when Boyz II Men sings, and then there's that guy who just comes in. He's like, yeah. Yeah. What's up, girl? Yeah. I've just been told I have the radio voice. That's how Erik has sounded the whole time. I know. dude he's he's the hand up mona lisa skirt you know what i mean like just i've never heard that you haven't are you sure you've never seen that so the movie oh my god the movie uh devil's advocate it's from that al pacino oh it's so good i could go we could talk about that for a whole podcast but i have to say the part where he's like look but don't touch yeah touch but don't taste taste but don't swallow i remember that quote oh that's well that's one of the part when he is I will say these podcasts have been making me like go back. I just watched mall rats the other day Yeah Well, that was that it is definitely that's when I was like Al Pacino there couldn't have been a better I think that might be his best move. Oh, so good. Well that Keanu Reeves. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there's it's sure these things Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm like that's how fast She's all scarred up and dude we could make a whole podcast about that well no i'm just saying like movie like first time okay like i was obsessed with halle berry like my whole life monsters no no swordfish

she's just tanning and she drops it like i didn't think we'd ever see that was like the biggest deal so much for that like she got paid oh i'm sure but that was like everybody's dream but then she did monsters ball and like let it all hang out like it was nothing yeah but that was like the burst and it was a big deal. She was at her peak then. And that movie was kind of meant to be like a nerdgasm thing too. When he's trying to crack the password. Have you ever seen Swordfish? Yeah. Okay. So we should, yeah, we could talk about this or we could save it for another one. But Swordfish is one of those that drives me nuts because the hacking and shit is so fucking stupid in it.

And I'm a computer guy so I sit there and look at it and I'm like, Have you ever watched Hackers? The old one with Angelina and Jolie? That one's even worse. Like the things they're saying, like, no, it has 200 like gigs of ramp like or like none of it made sense at the time i was like okay at the time all the computer people are like yeah yeah yeah as a non-computer person i'm like all right sounds pretty good i know i'm like that's legit i believe it yeah i think you do this i can totally hack into that movie so what the fuck am i talking about all he needs is a bottle of wine a wine cellar and he's good to go like yeah do that get a little music going and that's where it's at so god swordfish was good okay so you okay i was trying to think of the movies you've what was the one you need to watch that we just talked about oh devil's you need to watch i know i've watched it i just it's a good one to re-watch yeah yeah yeah we all got them out there so good i should make a list like we can make this one of our top 10 lists like well again i still stand by pool hall junkies and most people have not i still need to add that it's so good i just think it's so hard to like it changes for me all the time for me oh me too like i have so many but like it's yeah this is like these movie lists are great social media posts yeah we can share the recommended watches yeah well i mean i i screenshot so many like movies things and like i don't end up watching them eventually i'll just go through my photos and delete them all but every now and then i'll like pick a gem and i watch it and it's good and and I'm like, I need to do that more often.

I think we're getting to that time. Yeah. Dad joke of the day. Dad joke of the day. Hold on. Is this going to be where Sarah can't clap or is this more a dad joke? I would say it's more dad joke. Oh, okay. I mean, I don't want to give it away. We're back, baby.

So have you guys heard how much chimneys cost these days? No. Nothing. They're on the house. Jesus Christ. Do you see how fast he had that button queued up? I was ready that time. He was like a kid on Christmas Eve, just like, I'm going to push this button. So ready. It also feels like the time. Exactly the sound I was going for. Yes. Guys, again, we're so sorry. Oh, man. The minute we, by the way, I think we found these buttons. Well, we didn't know about them until 30 seconds before we started. Yeah. And our minds started running. Erik's been in the studio for a week playing around, so he's already had this in my head.

He's probably been here every night from like 5 to 10 just playing with stuff. Anyway, thank you guys all so much. Again, real quick, thank you for following us, sharing us. It really means a lot. If you could keep doing that, we'd appreciate it. Again, if there's any feedback, like Shaun brought up, that's really great. Please email us. Send us an email. We'd love to engage. So it sounds awesome. We're stillcoolright at gmail.com. And, yeah, we'll see you next week. We're still cool, right? Absolutely. Absolutely. Definitely. Absolutely. See you, guys. Bye.