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Ep. 8Apr 9, 20251:08:25

Left-hand lane drivers don't deserve any of our delicious Gator Wine!

It's Producer Erik's Birthday and we explore a wide range of topics including driving do's and don'ts, car stereos, and explicit birthday gifts.

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It's Producer Erik's Birthday and we explore a wide range of topics including driving do's and don'ts, car stereos, and explicit birthday gifts. We also talk about the legend Val Kilmer and hand out another March Madness punishment.

Special Shout Out to our new podcast home at Mango Mustache studio!

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Yeah. Let's just get the big news out of the room. Yes. Last episode, we, you know, Erik coined himself the boner killer. The boner killer. And today is the boner killer's birthday. Boner killer's birthday. How did I become the boner killer? You said rest in peace boner. Oh, that's true. When we were talking about growing hands. I forgot about that. You were the bearer of bad news. You were the grim reaper, if you will. So you were officially the boner killer. Yeah. So welcome to the party call. Boners tend to show up on birthdays. You'll be okay. The first of many today. Happy birthday, buddy.

Happy birthday, dude. The big 4-4. We had a little fun thing here in the studio. Girls showed up, brought some cake. Yep, his wife and daughter showed up and our ladies and kids. It's a family affair around here, guys. It really is. He was definitely surprised. Although we were having to stall and he was like, what is going on? Stop asking questions, Barney. All of a sudden it felt really hot in here. The girls had another stop and then another stop. I'm like, just get over here. I know. I'm like, can you just get here? We don't need the noisemakers. Just on the double. Get here. Right. Right. So.

And we had some other studio guests. We did. Yeah. So I guess we can just kind of say props to Mango Mustache. That's the studio we are recording and filming in going forward. Yeah. Shout out to them and us being in here and this beautiful sound that you're hearing now um really uh got a good thing going on with them and shout out to them in this fantastic place this place is awesome yeah i love it it really is cool so hopefully we'll get some behind the scenes kind of stuff here um on some stuff but it's it's really cool so yeah shout out to those guys for sure this is our new home here it is this is our second time and only about 2 000 ago we're not going anywhere we made the mistake of letting us in we're not going back okay so i'm just going to do this because it's staring me in the face and I don't want to do this one and it's just getting warmer so Erik why don't you hit us with whatever that is the drink of the day here yeah so the drink of the day is called gator wine um I found this on tiktok I've seen it a couple of different times and finally found the actual like recipe for it and essentially it's red wine so and they say don't buy anything too expensive because you're just wasting it uh get something kind of cheap red wine and a light blue Gatorade.

So it has to be the light blue color of Gatorade. Like the glacial freeze, I believe it's called. I think that's what it's called. Is that what it's called? Because there's the dark, the darker blue. This is, and this is actually my favorite Gatorade is the glacier freeze, but I'll tell you, I don't know. Not anymore, not after today. I did foam pretty full. Yeah, so that's the thing. I thought it was going to be, you know, a shot or a small glass. Nope, this is about three quarters full red Solo cup. So if we start slurring our words a little earlier than normal, you'll understand it's because of the birthday point i was gonna say we're celebrating it's a birthday around it is happy birthday what says celebration more than wine really so i mean you know and and champions drink gatorade so that's true we are staying hydrated is gatorade still cool i think so yes i think it holds up for sure gatorade can never not be cool like powerade tried to come in there and everyone's like fuck you power it was kind of like in the 90s when like reebok was cool but it didn't hold on right powerade is like the reebok yeah they had gatorade will always be the nike they are they are yes that's a good one so and i will say one more quick thing i feel like an idiot last podcast i noted i noted how i chugged loud and i apologize and then i didn't realize these beautiful mics we have now just completely take that away so we'll see if you can hear my chug or not it's okay i've got some some uh filler audio for that so we're gonna fuck me feel free to keep making fun of him though he's awfully upset about it so happy birthday to the birthday boy cheers to many more brother okay the sound was a nice touch i like that it was really hard not to laugh and spray gator

wine all over the place um well played sir well played well played i don't know oh god i didn't think it was that bad like i normally don't like red wine i'm not a well if i'm gonna drink wine and I drink red wine, but I'm not a big, like, you know, that's just not really my go-to, unless I'm trying to face it up. But when you drink red, do you want it dry?

I like just like a red blend. That's what this is. Is that what this is? Like a red blend, yeah, I like that, or Malbec, like Malbecs. I just can't do the super dry reds, where you swallow and you just feel like you're in the Sahara Desert, like, I can't stand that. So the Gatorade was a nice touch. Honestly, I kinda like that. It wasn't bad. What do you I mean, I think it's good. It's actually not bad. I mean it has I mean come on Gator wine It has like the toughest name for then when you said the ingredients I'm like that's true Cuz Rod wine again like winery it sounds like shit. Yeah All I could think of Gator wine sounds like this is how we do it All I could think of when we were talking about how tough the name was is gator don't talk no shit. No take no shit Well, it has electrolytes. So I was thinking like Brando Oh, isn't that Idiocracy?

Yeah. Oh my god, that's a movie. Have you ever seen that? No. Dude, Mike Judge made it, I think it was the 90s, so he was the creator of Beavis and Butthead, and it was basically like if the future was ran by the biggest, like, I can't remember the premise of how everyone gets stupid. It's so good. Honestly, you have to just watch it. Well, I'm excited that you guys gave me something to watch for the first time, so I am on it, and I'm going to report back, because I am... How long do you think it'll take him to watch it? Over under of a month. I'm saying two months. Because I'm chugging wine, we might need to make a note of it.

And then that way I don't forget about it. You know what I mean? If someone could go ahead and email us that Shaun needs to watch Idiocracy, that'd be great. The email is we'restillcoolright at gmail.com. Yes. Again, say that again, would you? It is we'restillcoolright at gmail.com. And we would love to get some feedback. Why don't you say what we were talking about before this? So we were talking about earlier how we get some feedback and some stuff. And so part of what we like to do here is ask, you know, are things still cool? The backwards hat, we discussed that. Is the backwards hat still cool?

And we got some confirmation from the ladies that they like the backwards hat. Yeah, no one said no. No. I didn't get any no's on that one. We, you know, our cargo shorts still cool. We agreed that we think they're cool. And, you know, so that can be a little debatable. But if you have any other ones, we are open for them. But I did think of one today. Hit me with it. our car stereo is still cool do you remember how like i could talk about this like harster do you remember like how big of a deal it was yeah yeah like subs the whole deal and then because if you noticed you don't i mean you hear it every now and then but back in our day everyone had a system you had to have subs yeah first time on a friday or saturday night was just everyone was thumping nobody rode in your car if you didn't like you're like something yeah why are you gonna run your piece of shit yeah even here the music right yeah so i will say like you know logan at one point did say like i want to get some subs and i was like oh my god i didn't know that was still a thing right but every now and then you know where i live i'm by a busy road and you will hear it thumping and i'm like oh my god just makes me feel like a kid again right but i don't think they are i mean it's i think it's a very select few that do it still sure did you have a system uh not a good one okay but i i had like uh like two tens and like a small amp and that was it whereas like most people had the giant you know trunk full yeah i was like no shout out to my cousin ben his system was badass was it yeah he had the full like and it sounded good yeah like sounded awesome yeah and he had he did the full like you know like working at hy-vee where he worked like every day you know

like i see what you work just to save up until he got enough and then you know bought it and like he had yeah i feel like jl's jl audio or jl jbl i don't remember what it was but yeah i think it whatever he had the jail like you get the best one and they were i mean we can debate that i guess whether it's the best or not but his sounded so bad here's here's the other thing is you know we didn't have you know a bluetooth and so everyone had you had to have a deck yeah right you had to have the detachable face yeah you know it's dope and no one's gonna steal yeah absolutely uh and like now and then you needed the cd case that had you know all my god you're you know dude shout out to our buddy TJ who drove a conversion van for a while.

And like he had the biggest CD folder I've ever seen in my life. And that mother- Just techno music? Bro. It was like that or like death metal. It was like Cradle of Filth or like all the techno music. I was like, is there an in-between? Oh no, that's not true. He loved Lou Vega, like Mambo No. 5. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like you talk about a broad spectrum of music, it's that guy. Like whatever visual you're getting of this guy, it's accurate right now. You have it right now. You have it nailed. He's the man. be driving you know eating a burger flipping through that like checking his phone i mean not checking his phone because we have pagers then you know what i mean i'll say phone what are you talking about yeah but he did all of it on the go and i'm like now i i can't imagine looking or you know or you had the cds up above your in your visor yeah so you're like i'll just look away from the road for a few minutes and you know but even then like you can only have so many you need it then it was like bigger the booklet than there was that like because i did you ever have your stolen no i ain't got stolen no i had i actually still have my do you yeah i like cds in it yeah i see oh my god i should bring it in and like go through it we should i haven't done it in years we should because um mine got someone like towards the end like of when i was kind of getting out of it you know i mean where i wasn't to anymore i remember it was like the insurance company had to write down everyone that i had and then i got money back for them really like and so i had to write them i just happened to have like all the cases so it didn't take me you know i mean i just now here's the question did you pay a penny for them through cd warehouse because you might still Yeah, no I did. I never got into that. Did you ever do that? I never did that.

Oh boy did I. I mean I had friends who had wrong addresses and everything. Yeah, I was never going to do it. Just criminals. Yeah, dude, I know I'm going to be thrown in jail for this, but hopefully the statute of limitations is up. I did it, but that's because everyone else had done it and they're like, no, you just throw it in there. They don't even care. They don't even hit you back up. And they really didn't. I think they just expected that. So I heard some stuff on this, whether it's true or not, we can fact check this. this but i'm going to jail delete this it's the studios that used to pump money to these places because then the more cds would go out that would pump out radio time play well no or it would also pump out like a platinum record so like all those cds that you'd get for like a penny so they really didn't care well i mean i don't know that's what someone said that that was one of the actual models there for it or whatnot was that and i they made that's back when they used to make a lot of money off that stuff you know i mean not like screaming ruined all that but i had heard heard that i don't know eric is that you got anything on there yeah i mean it was definitely the um studios behind it i think they did want people like they kind of wanted it to be a subscription model yeah like it was the some of the early subscription model concepts but it never you know people like they signed up for it and they canceled it and you know like because they did it with movies too like they ended up doing like you know disney did like dhs tapes i mean yeah so i mean also i suppose we were kids at that time so we were being jackasses about it but there's probably like people that would be our age now that were into music that'd be like this was a great way to get them and actually follow the rules at like 16 a month got you 10

cd that's the thing at the end of the day it was actually a pretty good deal it was and we were just all like take our penny and i'm out of here still not good enough we got to rip it off i was in a small town so i was at least 30 minutes away from any store that you could get cds in so it was great for me. I got them shipped right to my house. You were probably the guy who paid. I did for a while. He's just a good guy. He really is. He really brings us up. I don't know what we do without him. I did play the game of, I signed up for each one of them and got the free CDs. I signed my mom up for it.

I did that for sure. I want to say I remember getting a Maroon 5 CD, their first one. Maybe I'm thinking wrong because I feel like that would have been after this whole thing. Maroon 5, wow. I don't think they would have been around At that time or no matchbox 20 that's okay. That sounds more. I'm like I just saw the it's only more to the yeah Here's a fun question for you guys. What was your first? CDs I remember mine The very you want the very first CD I got was sir mix a lot Baby got back you kidding me. Oh say I don't remember my first seat I remember my first cassette tape and I know that's like going way old, but I want to say his name is public Joe.

He had a song called live and learn. It was a, it was a rap song, but it was like, you got to live and learn before your bridges burn. I don't know, but I'll never forget that. I want to say it was Joe public. My cousin loved it and I loved the song and I just walked around with that on my little Walkman and thought I was the shit. I think my first CD was Coolio. Yeah, I think it was cool. Yeah. You're right Joe public Joe public. I can't believe I remember that. Yeah, that's who it was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I remember hold on. I want to guess Erik's give me a hint. Okay, so You know I grew up in a small town country definitely country Garth Brooks That was one of them. Oh, yeah, so Garth Brooks no fences. Okay, and crisscross That's amazing. Yeah, see now I just now my mind's racing and I'm thinking of like did you ever watch the house party movies?

Oh, yeah with kid play you bet. Oh, but I saw a kid recently in like an interview And I was like, oh, you didn't age well. We're old. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have a flat top no more. No going away we just talked about 40 things and i don't think i finished talking about any of them but uh back to the system thing i i don't think it's a thing anymore but i have noticed like so i i have a very nice like i have both speakers like built into my suv yeah and it's insane like because they don't make cars with good speakers anymore you could blow them easily yeah or if you were fucking around and logan gets in my car and he's like can i just can we go listen to music in your car because they love the music and it sounds so much better but now i like i'm actually going to be buying a new vehicle soon and it's going to bum me out if it doesn't have like really good speakers that or yeah get some installed go to the geek squad or is that where you go to maybe do it yeah well i did nathan is the geek squad still thing because i mine are yeah it is still there but they don't their audio thing is completely gone basically they don't do really do car stereos like that's what i'm saying like back in the day that was blinded like you would have to you'd be a week out to get an appointment if you got a new stereo dude there was audio stores all over the place like the one over on audio road yeah that's what it was and then yeah like there's two or three still in town that is there really and they're they're really good are they because i need to get i bought that older truck yeah speakers freaking

blown in it yeah bad it's so bad it's a game changer but i was looking at like just like doing it myself or whatever we play some but then first of all I'm not great at that and then it was like you have to take off the panel and the clips break all the time I'm like I'm gonna end up fucking this thing I'm gonna ruin this thing more for I have all the tools if you want to do it he's got everything Nathan and I did his speakers okay so we did his door speakers together when it came to the subs i was like i'm like i can do this but i do not want to run these cables and the other problem that i had and this is the thing now even with like you know the cars were given to our kids everything's integrated you can't replace the head unit you have to like keep the factory head unit because it has you know all the uh temperature control all that shit oh yeah because you can't do any of this aftermarket stuff anymore is probably that's aftermarket head units are kind of limited as far as what you can do yeah huh so buy old and build it from build it but they have ways to make it work so that's how i went to the place and i mean it's a good point though like you take a brand new car nine times out of ten it's got the full display there's no you know what i mean like i wouldn't even know what to move well that's what i'm saying for my age right now whatever i'm fine with it like it's i don't need that you know whatever it comes with but my truck with it blown it's like i don't have a backup camera i love it it's just old i got this that

great truck it it i say you say it old but like it what it is it a 2000 rate but it a 2000 but the guy who had it doesn look like it took care of it like it pristine It in great condition but it was yeah I don have a backup kit because I bought it thinking that maybe I'll give it to Cooper eventually.

But no, no, it's my work truck. I was going to say, it worked out really well. It worked out really well. I love when people find those diamond in the rust, though. Our buddy Nick bought this big Ford, the King Dick Edition. King Ranch. King Ranch, King Laredo. I always call it King Dick Truck. Because it's huge. Dude, it was the first truck ever where like not only did the tailgate, by the way, is a thousand pounds. So is mine. So is mine. Oh, my God. I'll pick up the kids for baseball and they'll, it's got the cover on it too. You know what I mean? Yeah. So like you don't just throw it in the bed.

But they'll pull it out and every one of them, because their dads all have trucks and every one of them, wham. Because they're used to weigh 20 pounds. Well, and mine doesn't have the slow close or the slow open, right? So it's just like you open it and I see the kids like, oh, like if there was a kid under that, he would definitely have a concussion. You know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely. And then like, so Nick opened it and then I go like, what the hell is this? He goes, I don't know. Because he didn't even know and like pulled out their stairs that come out of it and go down to walk up into it.

And then I'm like, what is this giant pole? We lift that up. It's a handrail to help the old man get in. I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind right now? But you got to remember like back when they made the first King Dick Edition, that was all brand new to everybody, I'm sure. so it's the hottest shit there was yeah i just and now i look at some of the things that cars have and i'm just like now we're just like coming up with shit to throw in vehicles and all it does is cost us more money to replace it more yeah like there's some functions where like a backup camera i love they're showing cheap brain again going through something i was gonna break sometimes i just hate myself hey it's all oh geez we're still cool hey here's the thing though uh no i just lost my train of thought i was talking about oh like kid do you use your back like if you had a backup camera you've obviously your your tahoe has a backup camera yeah do you use it yeah i use it all the time eric do you use your backup camera yeah i use mine all the time logan and a lot of people like he's not the only i know so many people carrot doesn't almost ever use hers they just look back that's i mean and i understand but i'm like it's right there like why not at least use it half of it you know what i mean i do it so much like that even in my truck when it doesn't have it i still put it reverse and kind of look at the dash even though there's nothing like yeah i've done it before and i'm like what am i looking at there's nothing and i'm still going in reverse i'm like i'm the worst version of myself this is the worst like i'm just like well and look i mean it is best to be able to not have one because you know not all vehicles

do and it's yeah that's the fail safe right right but i'm like if you have it it's in hd i mean a fucking oompa loompa could run by and you're gonna see it right it's gonna yell at you i always liked it more because when it gives you the warning when things are coming by you know i mean like when you're pulling out of a parking spot and that's that's more of what i like it for you know or the quick look there's no one behind you and then like the warning that there's a car coming you know that i like that and that's what you really miss when you don't have it when you don't like that's what i miss my truck like i was on um i was in marion downtown like park downtown and I'm trying to back out and I can't see. Right. So I'm backing out and backing out. And some lady just, just lays on her horn, like stops there behind me. And I'm like, you know, I'm like waving. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And she like wouldn't give it up. And I felt like being like, I didn't do it on purpose. Like I went out, I was super slow. I was not doing this. Like, just get off my back for a minute here. Like, yeah, I'm sorry. I realized I was wrong, but come on. That's a, that's a big thing too. God, we go to tangent so fast, but people in traffic, It happened to me today. I was pulling onto Collins Road.

There's three lanes where I was pulling on and no one was in my lane. I saw the vehicle that was coming. It was in the next lane. After I was halfway out into Collins, it got over into my lane and then laid on its horn. I'm like, dude, you saw me a mile away. Shout out to you, you dick. You know who you were. There was a white SUV. If you drive a white SUV, fuck, no, I'm kidding. We're going to start calling out license plates. dude don't fuck the lottery i will i'm h c b who can out petty who i can let's fucking go but i i just am like i enter we all fuck up so when someone pisses me off it's like the light goes green and they're on their phone i'm like i honk but i'm not like fuck you yeah i just don't get it everyone has done a fuck up at some point calm the fuck down it's different if they're like if they almost kill you like if they run you off the road not paying attention that is very like because i remember back in the day you know my significant other was pregnant with one of my kids and like we almost got ran off the road and i've never been so just fired dude i got out of the car and was like oh fuck it it was bad it was bad because like you know me i have a lot of patients yeah i saw you know yeah so there's a there's a time and a place and i know why it is it was family and kids that's what it gets you that is That is your trigger. 100%.

He's easy going. Yeah, and dogs. God damn it, Erik. All very family man. He is the family man. I still haven't watched Old Yeller, and I won't. Or Marley and me. Talking about that, I thought about this when we were talking about different topics to talk about. You know what does fucking light my ass up as much in traffic is when somebody's going slow in the left-hand lane on the interstate. You just bitched about this recently, Erik. Nothing bothers me more than like in the one that like so i could do a whole podcast so i i you know like travel i used travel a bunch for my job you know just local but i'd be on the interstate all the time and one time i went around a semi that was in the left hand lane and he took me out like wiped me i went spinning down the interstate like jesus it was the scariest like i swear i thought i was dead Like I thought this was game over. Like I honestly thought it was over.

I've never been so happy. Yeah. That like spun me and then hit me twice. Hit me. Like, cause we were sliding. It was like, it was icy. Jesus. But anyway, that makes my butthole pucker. I mean this, if I was on, if I was being recorded, this sounds I was, you know what I mean? Like it was not cool. My feminine side showed itself. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm going to die. Oh my God. And then I remember thinking like, right as it was coming in, I could see the, it was, I was kind of coming off the, it was coming and I was going to hit the side of it. And I'm like, I'm going to get run over by the train.

Like I'm going to miss this and it's going to run me over. And I'm like, it's going to run me over and it's going to hurt. Like there's going to be a painful death too. Like as I'm getting smashed by a semi and thank God when it hit me, that one shot me off into the ditch and then I was done. But so then someone said, well, that's why you don't pass anybody in the right-hand lane. I'm like, I get it. Like, it's not like I was weaving through traffic. I was going the speed limit. He wasn't. And I just kind of got over and was whatever. So when people get in the left-hand lane now, I like PTSD. I don't do it.

I was just going to say you have PTSD. So when people get in the left-hand lane and they're not getting over when they can clearly, it's like wide open. I'm like, fucking get over. Get over. And I'm like, how do you not know it? Because it's like a huge pet peeve. It's staring you in the face. everywhere you know i mean like i have like fast right lane slow i have done it where i'm like i like i get over and it you know sometimes you get over and there's just no like you pass the one person and you're just like gliding and like kind of i don't want to say spacing off because that's terrifying while you're driving but you know what i mean you kind of go into a zone and all it never fails it's once someone like gets behind you're like oh and then you get over and but then you feel like an and they're already like staring at you okay or someone does pass you on the right lane You are like oh shit you get over right over right away. I'm talking about I have followed people where like it's been multiple people gone by and I'm like Fucker just doesn't know how to draw and that just Enrages me like it really like it as they said back in the day. It really chaps your ass When you said you when you started saying you said it really I don't know grinds my gears whatever Chaps my ass it chaps my ass. So anyway, so sorry another tangent But right when you're saying that, I'm a pretty patient person too.

And you are the one that just lights me up. Yeah. It's just funny. We know plenty of people who aren't patient. And that's kind of what I always refer to as I'm like, Jesus, you fucking psycho. You know what I mean? Right. So then when it comes out of me, I'm like, God, that person would have killed you. They would have just strangled you on the spot. I'm like, you have no idea. You're playing chicken and you don't know it. But that's another thing. you know we've talked about like things we go down like uh you know rabbit holes we go down watching videos and whatever i i don't like watching accidents because if it's bad obviously that sucks but like watching cars on a black ice surface and they don't know it and it's just like oh it's stacking up and like no one's getting hurt but like it sucks everyone's shit is getting fucked up but it's so entertaining to me because they i don't they must not be paying very good of attention because it's very backed up but on top of that then you watch people get out of their car that's on the interstate oh see oh i got him he's so pissed right now no i'm just i'm just like going you took away all your security in the car so like that when that you're protected by a ton of metal so i got thrown into the ditch right and i like backed in so there's lots of snow like my back end went in so i was still i was off the main road but my i was still right up next to it right there in front of me. And the semi had a hard time slowing down to get over, you know what I mean? Cause it was slick. And so, and then he comes, I can see the guys like running up the

interstate to try to make sure I was okay. Right. Because it was, you know, like me and the driver made eye contact. You know what I mean? That's how like, it was like, you know, yeah. And you You broke your steering wheel. Yeah, I'm like, whatever. And, but I, my door was all dented, so I couldn't get out of it. You know what I mean? But I couldn't even roll my window down either to like wave and be like, I'm okay. Yep. But I was also like, I'm not fucking getting out. No. Because if someone comes sliding in here, this is the only thing that's protecting me. Yeah. And it wouldn't even be their fault.

Like, you don't know where they're going to slide. No. And especially like that when obviously like that accident started to slow stuff up. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. And it was like right at 7, I think it was like 645 or something. You know what I mean? So the highway patrol guy came over, knocked on my door. He's like, you okay? I'm like, yeah, I'm fine. He's like, good, then get your ass out of the car. We got to get out of here.

Climb over, get in, grab my stuff. And he takes me up to, you know, whatever. And so he's like, I got to keep traffic flowing. That's too, you know, I'm like. And I get it. But I watched one recently that was pretty bad. I mean, no one was getting hurt anymore because it was just people slamming into each other but this guy saw multiple people get out of the cars and he's yelling like don't get out of your car and sure enough like someone i mean a car slid in and bumped him i don't think they got majorly hurt but it took them out and it's yeah you were five miles per hour out of like knocking yourself unconscious right whatever i'm like don't get out of your car so anybody listening look we're teaching you out of your car all we're basically this is basically a survival podcast We're teaching you how to live your life and survive.

Listen to us about everything. So we went from all these fun things to here's how you like. You're all going to die. Now we're doing driver's ed and interest rates and mortgage rates. We are all over the place. Guys, one minute we're young. We could have named the podcast all over the place. It would have been just fine. It would have been the same thing. But it wouldn't have been as cool. No, it wouldn't have been as cool. No, no, no, it wouldn't. Oh. I like it though. I mean, it really is, you know, I, so little fun fact to all the listeners, we're working on some other things, you know, um, some merch and stuff like that.

And I had to explain to someone what the podcast was about, you know, just a quick synopsis. And I'm like, Ooh, that's hard. I'm like, we're just a couple or, you know, three 40 year old dudes with kids, uh, who we think we used to be cool. I don't know if we are anymore. And it's like, we just talk the trials and tribulations of life, but no, But we got a good Well we got a debatable handle on what is cool So that's what we like to do We like to think so You said cargo shorts earlier Has anyone said no to that? I don't think we put that one out But maybe that could be a little conversation here Maybe I'll throw it on the socials and ask people to vote The other thing, thanks for everyone that's been commenting on it Because it's kind of fun to go back and forth with different stuff It is We got some really good positivity about the backwards hat Yeah, we like that We can go cargo shorts with this one or the system that we talked about, system in your car.

You can go with that. But if anybody's done any art or done any stuff like that, you want to throw something in the email address, let us know. If you're interested, we'd like to talk to you. We are talking to a couple people too, so I shouldn't do that. Shaun, what's the email? I just want to see if you listen to me. We're still cool, right, at gmail.com? I should probably give you a harder question, I'm going to be honest. I'll be honest with you. I barely. Well, it's just one of those things where I never know if you're actually listening. or if you're just like already thinking about the next thing you want to talk about or we've already we've already discussed that there's a good chance yeah yeah so i mean do you guys want to hear something that might make us feel a little bit cool oh always so my 19 year old who's off to college uh came home today he's got a couple of days off of classes shout out nathan he uh told me that him and his roommates were listening to the podcast oh nice so college kids are listening to Oh, okay. Hold on. You heard it here folks. That's what's up. Did they like it?

Yeah, they were laughing. They had a good time. They thought it was interesting. They did say that they needed the guy with the velvety voice to talk more whoever has the radio voice. He literally is the glue. We would have nothing without him. He said this girl came in and goes, who's the guy with the radio voice? See? And that's what I was telling people. I go like, you know, I've obviously made the joke about Erik and having the velvety yeah yeah girl voice you know and uh and you're i think yours sounds great i feel like i can't stand the way my voice sounds like a woman like i have the highest pitch voice ever in my opinion and everyone's like no you don't i'm like the way i hear it is high i don't hear everybody's too critical yes i'm about to get testosterone injections in my vocal cords just to see what happens may go higher why is it spicy oh i think i can do that with the uh like Oh Jesus.

Yeah, because you just tone me down and make me sound like Tone Low in the 80s, you know? Yeah, that's what I was, the tone low. Yeah, play Funky Cold Medina. That's a song that a lot of people might not know. Yes. Holy shit. Okay. Okay, I want to sound like that all the time. You said that from Mikey all the time, so that way, yeah. Dude, that turned me on. Right. All right. Switching gears a little bit, or getting back to it. it so we did throw out the r.i.p val kilmer oh that was a tough one man he's a good i mean just i mean he's kind of been gone for a while from the movie because of his voice when he's been dealing with but like when you look back on that like man shout out to like what a great career and i haven't seen this but i heard this today on confused breakfast they did they did like uh one of their one-off brunch things where they oh yeah they just talked about him and they said that there is a documentary that he has out that i was gonna i've watched it a year ago two years ago yeah yeah i i believe it's his son who narrates it yeah i remember because you can't yeah it's incredible okay because here's the thing i can't remember all of it because it has been a while since i watched it but he was like the original vlogger he took a video i mean back when the video camera was 40 pounds on your shoulder that's what they're saying he was like the original you know cky and and jackass like where they started recording all he recorded everything so he's got like interviews he did when he was young he's i mean he's got so much cool stuff and uh it's such

a good it's such a good i can't recommend it enough it's amazing it's sad because it also goes into you know him losing his voice and well i mean i heard there's i mean like any documentary I heard there's other stuff where, you know, kind of lost some of his money and stuff like that with family and all that, you know, whatever. But not to dwell on too much of that stuff or whatever, but what we did talk about was favorite movie. Oh, God. And, like, we kind of did put the disclaimer, like, where was he the coolest? Yeah. I mean, they kind of go hand in hand. Like, he was just kind of one of those guys that was pretty naturally cool on screen, feels like.

He was the man all the time. I mean, in my opinion, if you're talking just coolest, I don't know if you can beat Iceman. I just saying like straight out cool I mean he the high school jock dick kind of Yeah But god damn it yeah i mean fucker can play volleyball you wanted him to like you god could he play volleyball jesus i feel like i'm the descending voice i hated i didn't like him i was uh as ice man yeah well i mean i like because you're just i liked him as an actor and the character yeah everything but i i hated the character yeah oh yeah he was just so pro maverick yeah i mean we all were like yeah you know but then when you get older and you look back you're like yeah maverick's kind of a fucking dick like actually you know it's true you're dangerous math like we need that it doesn't hurt that it's tom cruise in that sentiment yeah fuck short people oh wait that's me uh anyway moving on yeah i mean that's that's i would say coolest do you agree or uh that was that i was on that one i don't know i've been all over the place because there's certain there's a lot okay so he's been cool in multiple different ways yeah like i think well there's certain characters that are really cool or actors that are cool but they're always kind of the same character oh yeah they're always the same person for sure well or just like their personality yeah they're probably natural cool people but they're just always that way real genius yeah yeah that's awesome and that i that That was early.

It was like a second movie. It was like a second or... What was his character name in that? Someone just posted it. Yeah. Mad or... I put it on there. I put it on our socials, whatever it was. I looked it up because I forget what it was. I know I'm going to say it around, but I want to say it's like Mad or... It's harder than M, I feel like. No. But that movie's great. He's kind of the cool, smart, whatever. But then, when it comes on to Tombstone... I was going to say... So, like, my favorite, well, it's tough. My favorite movie of his is between Tombstone and The Saint. So then those are two different ways of being cool, though.

Exactly. Very different ways. I mean, Doc Holliday. Doc Holliday is pretty fucking cool. I mean, is that movie even anywhere near as good? That was a conversation that came up on Confused Breakfast. But is it anywhere near? Is Tombstone anywhere near as good if he is not in that role? No. No. I mean, I think he's not the main character, but he is a big player. you know i got two guns one for each yeah you know yeah he may not be the main character but that movie would be boring as fuck without him right it'd just be yeah yeah he needed the bravado to come in or just like how he you know joins the crew you know like he's just drunk all right i'll go down there and we'll go down to the okay corral it's just like you couldn't fluster him and he oh he was just so confident himself like nothing worried him he's just so i know what i can do what can you do you know what i mean yeah and then the saint when he's just showing back up like I'll never forget that movie because I was young enough that I didn't expect what was happening.

Now it's like you guess everything. I loved that movie so much. Elizabeth's shoes in it too. Don't get me started. You heard me hear about Adventures in Babysitting. Oh, boy. Shout out to her. I have to say, my favorite quote from Adventures in Babysitting, and it's hit about 10 of the people i say this to understand what it's from but i just always go the dishes are done man that's not you are wrong a lot of people don't know when i say it and it drives me crazy that's not from that movie it's not adventures of babysitting it's no don't tell mom the babysitter's dad fuck same character or same actor same actor yeah different movies right no wonder they don't know you're right you're right yeah they're on the dishes they're done yeah yeah because she was she was barred from the petty cash box yeah you're right damn it yes kind of hate being wrong but i'm so good at it i love catching it i love so happy i got that if it helps if it helps you feel better um one of the first google results on dishes are done was adventures of babysitting so somebody else has googled that before oh that's what it's from somebody oh no no wait it's from oh don't tell mom the babysitter yeah yeah but somebody else has googled adventures and babysitting dishes are done by the way who is the actor because he's he's the same actor in both roles yeah what's his name but anyways so uh kenny crandall kenny

crandall was he ever in anything else shout out to you i mean those are two pretty good ones i know you hang it up from there he owned the 80s right he was like whatever god yeah i don't know what else he was i can't believe i yeah you're totally right when you said i'm like yep yep i don't know why i always go to that well it's good so you get to that one okay but elizabeth shoe obviously we all know who my favorite actor is and always will be is nicholas cage absolutely and like her and leaving las vegas so good uh-huh and she was uh have you guys watched the boys i was that was going to be the next thing i bring up no and careful with the spoilers no i'm not spoiling anything she's in it i will she's in it and she still looks amazing so she's i mean she's you know in her 50s but still still looks good i know maybe it was a 10-year plan deep breaths yeah so back to val yeah sorry no no but yeah i i think i i still yeah tombstone insane are my my two for sure yeah well like i said real genius but that was a big part i remember watching that as a kid and i just when i loved it when i was younger so yeah so that was a big part of it roger ebert had this great quote about him and like if you if you go to val kilmer's wikipedia it'll say it in it in like his bio but like he just it's something along the lines of an eric will find it how you know if you could define a generation with one actor like it was him and it's a shame that it's not talked about enough really yeah wow because it's so true that was a that'd be

a big generation wow well i mean there was time says if there was an award for the most unsung leading man of his generation kilmer would get it okay because yeah i can see the unsung that's a big part and i yeah that's the part i mean because obviously it's tom cruise and sure right like he was bigger but well there's lots of big people that you know or just whatever there's that was like the height of but didn't it feel like he never got his flower like he really as much as should have right i think that's why it like kind of like messed me i'm like oh shit he got it my wife wasn't well i felt like the saint was kind of like slept on well it was slept on as far as a movie but that was like he got a big role like i don't know like that to me but i don't think did it do like i never i saw the saint like after i never saw it in the theater i don't know if it did that big or not but like anyways i thought it was a great movie too so so anyways so i mean shout out to him cheers it up here for that like that's cheers to Val that's a loss here for that one that's too bad and really and anyone who hasn't watched it watch that documentary because I mean there's never a better I gotta watch I gotta jump on that I mean it's pretty cool 99% sure it's on Prime I think it was a Prime documentary so rest of peace to him right on feels so much better to say rest of peace to him instead of rest in peace boner so sorry happy birthday buddy We're in our 40s. We're not ready to RIP boner yet.

We got to get into it. Today's Monday. It's Monday. It's championship Monday is what it is. There's a big game tonight. It's going on as we speak. My watch died. What the shit? It should be going on right now. It should be going on. Where are we at? Can we get a score update? No, I just met with our bracket. Oh, yeah. And then let's do a score update. Once we hear where we're all at. Yeah, where are we? So, yeah, I'm a little sad about this. Happy birthday. I don't know if you guys watched it, but the end of that game is incredible. Like, Houston was way down. It sounds like you're making excuses, buddy.

What's going on? Yeah, I watched the last couple minutes of the game. I didn't watch the whole thing, but I watched it. I was like, holy shit. It was crazy. It was crazy. I mean, the whole thing. And then Cooper Flagg has a shot. Oh, my God. to do i mean and he probably makes that well in that last ditch thing even with that i was just like what are you doing yeah but i mean he had the with like seven seconds left he had the clear one in the lane to bury it and easily yeah i mean i mean that's a lot of pressure on one person and stuff it is not everybody can be christian leitner because leitner bangs that thing down all day yeah but didn't leitner fuck the team over by calling timeout after uh when they didn't have that or who was chris weber that was for michigan chris weber are you sure i am 100 positive he had his own you're older than me i believe you know i need to really hold your hand through this hey man like he's like i sometimes i forget i'm only 41 just take my hand i'll get you i got you buddy i guess yeah so at the time of recording right now the game hasn't started okay it starts in about 10 minutes all right well how are we time score updates perfect let's where are we for where are we on the oh yeah so um i'm losing so i was dragging that out i just want everyone to remember that i was confident that i was just gonna lose it all yeah but i've got the final two teams in the game tonight i thought it was pretty solid that like and i even made sure to bring something tonight because i thought it was pretty solid that mike was gonna be losing but since it's why did that fuck you you guys got to do shots with me oh god and i don't deserve it

because I've just been kicking ass this whole time. But it is your birthday, so I will do it. I think you'll like this one. I mean, I got some Jose Cuervo, so. Oh, God. Why does it look weird? All right, I'm going to mute and go pour. No, hold on. I'm going to ask for it. Why does the bottle look weird? Is it like a special edition? Yeah. I'll let you see it here once we pour the shots. So for those guys listening, I was the one that said I would get it. I was like, I'm not buying that. Yeah, whatever. We get a text from Erik. hey guys i got some time to kill i'm walking through the alcohol store what do we need for drink yeah he's like do you guys need anything and i was like the laundry list got a little big but you know but the thing that i should have known we had our drink for tonight we knew it was his birthday we're like we're gonna drink a little bit tonight we're not driving you know but i we said he asked earlier can you bring three shot glasses and i was like well we already have our drink why the hell do we need three we just need one for who's losing and then he's like yeah it's my birthday you you guys have to drink it with me oh what a dick man the jose's jose querible yeah but it's it's it says especially i'll tequila gold with blue agave oh okay but i've never i don't feel like i've never seen that label before cheers buddy cheers happy birthday What is Dude that's That tastes like shit Take a closer look at the bottle

That's my lord baby That is my lord Are you fucking kidding me That is my lord I was like why don't I hate it Oh god you guys are fucking dicks He had no idea It was all me Oh man I fucking glued the labels on today Now I can see the label and I can see all the mark here from it Dude, I was like, I said earlier, I've never seen that label before You know what I was just about to say? I was just about to say, that's the best Jose Cuerva I've ever had Then I'm like, the burn came up like, that's my lord, there you are, my man Why when I finally am not losing this week, do I still feel like a fucking loser?

That is awful That was your birthday present to me No, I actually brought you a present, now you don't get it Take a closer look at the bottle like let me see yeah it was glued it's not there's a reason why glue stick jesus christ there's a reason why he did not bring that out till at right before he was not gonna let you get hands on that thing no i did super glue and like got it all over my fingers and it was so much right now i even had to like catch the jepson's thing off the top so that it wasn't obvious that's so dude right when i swallowed it i'm like that's and then i talked and i about threw up i'm telling you i did i'm like oh i don't think that was that bad i how do you not i don't know i do not i do not hate as i remember like or yeah i don't think it's as bad as i well maybe if you put a fake label on it you get you know it's a placebo effect and it doesn't taste expecting tequila and i mean i was like i mean i was just about to say that's a past jose queer I will put this in the universe.

I would way rather drink Jose Cuervo than drink one more. I'll drink this whole bottle before we do that. You're such a psychopath. You need to be studied. You need to be studied. Donate your body to science. I totally thought you guys were going to pick it out before. The glass has Jepson's on it.

It's one of those things now you're like, oh, I can see all the errors, all the things I should have picked up on. literally saw it earlier and i'm like it's like something looks off with that but i thought it was like a collector's bottle or something i don't know i was gonna say well documented on this thing you're a guy who finds cool booze and has cool so it's that's why i thought we never just have trash stuff with you no i just i just found some labels on the internet printing about it's like regular printer paper too it's nothing special no i think hey let's call it how stupid you guys are for not noticing this i think it's going to be more we need to keep this out for more often when someone's like we're doing some shot of jose and then they're like they get them absolutely this is a game that can go on hold on what what well if anyone listens never mind i'll tell you guys off air uh i'm gonna take my headphones off for a second give eric a little birthday gift i got it is time for his birthday gift uh guys this is pretty special i'm not gonna lie um i had nothing to do with it mike is you know i didn't get you anything i just gave you a you know you know i You're giving love and affection every day.

Good looks and charm is what I give you. Your presents. So the card says happy birthday, sugar tits. Oh, and then inside it says happy birthday, boner killer.

Really trying to make this nickname stick, guys. Really trying to make this thing happen. Boner killer is... I don't know if you guys can hear the wrapping paper, but... It's wrapped. So there's a reason I got him this, and I will explain it. Oh, man. you might have to show it on uh yeah or maybe we don't know why i got you that you son of a bitch well i mean there i knew there was going to be something coming back from previous birthday yeah what was the last birthday i think it was like a couple years ago what'd you get me for my birthday well it was your super soft birthday party so i got you a rainbow unicorn butt plug he did he did It was a pretty good-sized butt plug, and it had a long, beautiful unicorn mane coming from it.

And I'll tell you what, it was more comfy than it looked. This is awesome. Let's throw it here, and I'll show everybody. So in return, the gift back was what? Yeah, so I needed to get him something. I'm like, well, you know, he already did the butt plug thing. So I got him. It's called Creature Cox. It's Rise of the Dragon silicone cock ring. So I'll get a good shot of that right there. I looked at the girth. I think it's going to be way too big for you, but give it a shot. I okayed it with Aaron. Here you go. Take that, boner killer. I love you, buddy. There you go. Thank you. I finally, after years after the butt plug, I feel a little bit justified.

Perfect. Hopefully, if we post this on video, YouTube doesn't take it down. Ah, shit. Well, we had a good run. We almost got one video up. We can cut that part. Nothing like being demonetized before we made any monetizing. Right. You know what? we're having fun and that's what's important i'm having fun yeah i mean i i literally was sitting there i'm like what should i get eric i was like getting a bottle of booze like the guy's got more craft beer like wax bottles than you know so i was like i can get him a good bottle of whiskey i give him a funny shirt like just thinking of random stuff then i literally that birthday popped in my head and i'm like i owe this guy a sex toy yep which so you get the game wasn't the best feeling in the world to pop in my head but it was it was way way overdue that's kind of it's kind of friend you are yeah you're a good man like that you're uh god you're one for the team i can still smell the shot glass dude fucking shot glass is almost a little perfect for that but anyways god i'm not a fan like i i so as we're on the birthday thing yeah best birthday gift you ever got it wasn't the butt plug i'll tell you good segue off air guys that was his number one i look pretty he walks around with this beautiful tail i was so proud of myself for that like dude i so i've seen eric smile a lot i've seen him happy a lot but when i opened that gift and just like dropped my head in shame and looked over i never seen a bigger smile on my face is that when we were over at uh julie we were julie and there was like you know mother and like you know parents and stuff there yeah they adults oh yeah it was called the super soft

birthday party that's what that was the whole julie you made the podcast kind of unicorn themed right like yeah i mean i they gave they gave me a tutu to wear yeah i didn't really know what was going on i just showed up so best sound there is it's national beer day oh my god we even talk about that like this is how you know eric is a fucking legend legend we skip right now only is he like the biggest beer fan i know but it is national beer day today on his birthday yeah yeah it's yeah 44 it's a big things for you here's 44 more 44 that's a lot that's a lot anyways all right back to it best gift what do you got you got anything god uh i gotta think um I might need a minute.

Like, I can't. Again, it's hard to beat a fabulous butt plug, but hold on. I'll take you something. I mean, do you have one? Do you know yours? Well, I mean, I had an amazing one. So, I mean, it's like a humble brag. I hate to even say it, but yeah. Mine is, like, it's kind of weird because I forget. Like, I have, like, tons of, and I'm sure I'm forgetting some amazing gift at some point. Sure. that's why i would never want to say like you know this is the best but it's also like it's like movies right like there's always another one yeah but like recent uh so we got a hot tub and that's like basically my christmas gift my birthday gift like you know it's a pretty it's an expensive deal so that was sure i was like this is something that's hard for you know 10 plus a year so just like hugh hefner walking around with his robe on just yeah i've never gotten like a huge gift for my birthday now i think about unless i bought it myself and to me that's not a get right so i'm like i'm just trying to like you know i will give a shout out to my sister she's like very thoughtful and like when the kids were young she she made me like these collages of like the kids with like funny things they said and so like probably that kind of stuff because you know not to get sentimental but they're not going to be here forever in my house so at least i always have that i know i'm such a softy that's all right can't help it man i got probably that stuff i got the full-on best thing i i got a car i knew i was like a car when i was when i was my 18th birthday my parents surprised me with a big party and gave me a car so it was nice i mean shout out to that

that's what was the car do you remember oh you betcha what was it osmobile tornado trofeo look that was shit it was badass i think i do remember i think i think i do remember that actually yeah they only made a couple of grades above me yeah they only made it for two years and it was it was so sweet i still have pictures that we might well i have to put what's it called oldsmobile what the tornado trofeo so tornado oh yeah it was yeah tornado was made for a while but then this was like a special edition off of it and it was like it was it was just badass yeah i got i got lucky but anyways so i beg you did it's not in the car that was back like i was gonna say so that leads it is it so cool to have like a cool car because it was you know it wasn't like the 70s where you had like a muscle car but it was a pretty sweet car therefore that was it more like uh you know a little more on the luxury side of things well it was but i mean that's what it sounds this is like i got it like in 96 or something like that but i'm saying i'm saying it sounds like you know but like it was a yeah it was it was it was loaded out and And then the guy that had it, like where my dad got it from or whatever, the guy, I mean, he had it.

He treated it like a baby, and it had wheels on it, rims, and the whole deal. Like, it was bad. No wonder you got lucky. It was so sweet. Because, like, our kids can't even fathom the fact that, like, we remember cars first getting power windows. Right. Like, there was the creme de la creme. Like, God, a friend of mine in high school had a Cadillac, and it was, like, not the best one, but it was like a luxury version. And I had never seen power windows before. I was like, oh shit. Like that would have been great school. This has a sunroof. Yeah. This has a sunroof. Sunroofs were big. That was a big shit.

And it had the tape deck and a CD player. Like it was, it was leather seats. It had leather seats and the shifter looked like, it was like a, like square in both, almost looked like a jet type thing to do. I know exactly what you're talking about. it was it was the it was pretty sweet can you imagine if you put one of our kids in like that car now like just what they would say well that's where i'm like i'm sitting here saying this and this is the biggest thing ever you know that i got that i just gave my daughter a car when she turned you know i mean like we just got it for her for you know like where did you go drivers that i'm like man we really missed the bus on that you know i mean like she just she and then i wonder why she takes it for granted and just take care of it like i wish she did well that's the thing though is like you know it is such a convenience thing we don't we don't think of it as yeah it was a gift to me i don't have to drive into town or i don't have to go for school at that yeah yeah i mean you know i've thought of that you know logan has his car and and it works out great and it'd be such a pain if he didn't have that so but the next thing is the next kid needs a car like coupe's gonna need one layla's gonna need one i'm like uh i mean eric's dealing like you know audrey's next so you know it's it just never stops the insurance doubles every time oh my you know what i'm not i'm gonna stop myself right there because we're gonna just sound cheap again is it weird that i bring that up again is it weird that i'm like yeah yeah like logan was in an accident i don't think i've talked about it but like he you know his car got told it was not his fault at all right you know and i will have i talked about this yeah we talked about the

i'm only gonna say this to the lady that hit him fuck you because she was a bitch she tried blaming him and even her insurance was like there's zero chances was his fault i go i know like you can't force your car to jump four feet into a median when you and get t-boned when it was you know but anyway so yeah but i mean your insurance just doubles triples and i'm scared now like please don't let anyone hit him again because i can't even imagine what it's going to go to yeah how old was he to do that put him on he was 16 but but he wasn't he wasn't the driver at fault falsehood because i know there's all those i mean because when we were 16 they're like see ya you can drive wherever you want to and now there's all these limitations oh yeah whatever yeah i know like probably a good thing now you probably had nothing i don't think there was any kind of intermediate or anything i did have a little bit where and i might be getting this wrong if i am email me i think i was when you were like at 16 like maybe for the first year i could not drive after midnight but like only for like six months i can't remember exactly what it was okay you're not that much younger you're gonna say man that three years but that was a thing i don't really yeah i thought that was like a thing like no what year is your license fuck i don't know uh well i mean you don't do it top of your head but time check here like just say like 900 years like yeah i'm 59 so like here are the two like no i don't know we're not gonna live till year 3000 Oh, actually, I might have just shot myself in the phone.

I think it's because I did lose my license for a bit. There you go. But I want to throw this out there. You have some questions, folks. The truth comes out here. I want to throw this out there. It was not, you know, I never thought this would come up. It was not for drinking and driving or anything bad. I got like, now I remember, I got three moving violations in a year. And that made me lose it for a year. And then when I got it back because the new things were installed or whatever, that's why. Then you had to go through it. That's why it was. Wasn't it only three? Because I got five in a year.

What the? Who did you blow? I got three in a month. In a month? Yeah, it was speeding. Really? I was dating a girl. See, two of mine were. I was driving back and forth, so it was an hour and a half. You're like, got to get home. And so I would stay there until the last very minute. I remember those things. And then try to drive home and breakneck speed. Yeah. So I was on SR22 for a little while because of that business. Yeah, me too. And you're right. that is what it was but i'll just yeah i mean it sucked like i got pulled over once and uh i have a really good story but i think i'm gonna okay it with the buddy first before i say it okay okay fair enough he might be he might be related to you we don't need to cut out half the how much do you guys think that like these stories that we get into and stuff like do you ever like go through oh did i tell my kids about this yet or not or are they going to find out about when they listen to the podcast yeah so that's i don't do it that's not a thing we kind of talked on the way over here like i you know look i i have talked about how i don't sugarcoat things on my kids i haven't told them everything if they ask me things i will tell them the full truth but like i don't feel like i'm going to just divulge my whole past right um by the way the best thing i ever heard on that if they ask you something you say i'll tell you but i can't untell you once i tell you this just so you know that's yeah and when i heard something i'm like that is the best might change your opinion of me i'm letting you know or just like are you sure you want the answer to that question yeah dad did you ever do this i'll tell

you but i can't untell you once i tell you so are you sure you want to know let's be honest that's just a great piece of advice in general that's what i'm actually talking to you in general like yeah yeah because there's something in your school there's some things we all just don't want to know and that's okay that's but once you hear it you're right you can't go back i can't tell you god it's like the matrix it's like once you take this you're like ah fuck what is i'll never forget like my favorite part of that movie was uh you know they they pull him and they say like if we wipe your memory or whatever like you're gonna have no you're gonna be another peon and think this is all real even though it's not and the guy like looks at him he just takes a bite of steak you know it's fake and he goes ignorance is bliss oh that's right yeah yeah and i've always thought of that because it's like some people really just go through their life like that like just leave me alone i'll leave you alone i don't care well and the other end though he got to live that life for a while so he when he's like fuck this well yeah no but i mean just he lived the the real life oh yeah yeah i mean i can see that getting pretty goddamn yeah well do we have uh are we there what do we have any other topics that we that we hadn't hit so we do oh no we do need to talk about i have florida oh yeah and can you mike so let me verify yeah i was gonna say verify where we're at just to you guys keep talking for just a second just to catch everyone up what sean and i remember in eric's checking right now is i have houston and florida in the finals we think sean does as well i have them as well but it said who's the who'd we pick for the way i'm verifying yours

mike definitely has houston winning and i have florida winning so we still we still have florida I'm just making sure. So does that mean, do you have either, Erik? No, I'm down. He's done. He's got no. So you are effed in the A. Okay. He's definitely. He's definitely taking the shot next week when it's not as. Not as they're just for the record. So. And guess what? Double Malort. Well. Whipped. Yeah. So you. Wait. No, Shaun, you had Florida and Duke. Okay. Well, regardless, he needs Florida. But I still have Florida. I had Duke and Florida.

But I was already up so much that I'm still leading. You're up on the points. But I would assume if Houston wins, Mike wins the whole thing. If Houston wins, I would have to. But if Florida wins, then we've got to look at it. It would be the ultimate comeback if you had to take a few of the shots and you pulled that thing off. And boy, am I going to make you guys feel it. Oh, I'm going to make – I might come in in spandex, do cartwheels. Because it's no birthday next week, it's the two losers that have to do it. The winner and the – yeah. Well, so we haven't nailed down what the winner gets out of this.

I mean, he got the joy of watching everybody take shots. I enjoyed watching Mike take those babies down. What does the winner get, though? I like that you think you're going to win. You don't think Florida's going to dunk all over this tonight and just make this happen? No. Houston Bears do, for God's sake. Why do you think we had gator shots? Why do you think it's the worst state in America and we constantly joke about it? Because it sucks. It's just meth and hookers. and the gators and well i mean i mean we'll never forget how good they were in football you know for that run they had but oh the miami you're the miami the you come on you baby yeah oh yeah i guess we're not talking about them we're talking about the gators but still it's florida whatever well so they always had tim tebow we should we should have uh our viewers weigh in you know if they have opinions we could throw they could throw it in the email or post it on social medias yeah Let's do this.

We'll throw out whatever people comment. And I'll put this on the socials. Or you can email in what you think the winner should get or what the loser should do. And we'll take whatever has the most stuff. Yeah. So if Houston wins and you guys want to throw out there that the losers have to buy the winner a car, whatever. The fun part about this is they're all going to know who's getting whatever gets voted on. Oh, shit. We can't do that. We can't do that. Yeah. That's fucked up. No, I was thinking this is great because they get to punish whoever they want. That's true. But you know you're definitely not winning.

I know I'm not. So you automatically have to do it. Yeah, he's in no matter what. Yeah. It's like the winner gets to slap the shit out of your ass. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I'm game. I'm not game. We should probably just come up with something on our own, too, though, as far as like, I mean, we know the loser is doing a terrible shot or drink or whatever. For sure. I'm going to make you chug a 22-ounce ice instead of a 12-ounce. You know that's brutal by the way Yeah have you done that No but I've seen it done and it doesn't I know I can't do it You know for being a Screaming for being a bigger boy I can't Hold more than 12 ounces of liquid I know I could do a shotgun I could do it That's another thing we should talk about sometime This fucking asshole He was the slowest chugger I've ever seen in my life Couldn't shotgun a beer Like couldn't like honestly when he started Couldn't even shotgun a beer it just never worked out Now he beat I can't beat him in a shotgun but he still can't chug out of a glass so I'll always have him there but it does explain him very well if there's a challenge on the table I'm going to fucking get it I'm going to learn how to beat you it's really annoying he probably built a program taught him it it's like he has Jarvis in his back pocket from Iron Man so anyway we'll come up with something as far as the winner goes we'll go from there You got any dad joke time?

I feel like that's where we're at It's a very dad joke today We're not going Sarah can't clap with the worms Not too dark yet I've still found some good ones Good because whenever you go to dark Let me know I've got quite a few Yeah That's a whole different bag we can dig into Yeah it is Why did the cake cross the road? Why? Because it saw a fork in the road Jesus Christ I like to figure these out. I'm too quick. Cause I'm like, I'm never going to, this has never been my thing. Yeah. Your wife's going to be a big fan of that one.

Well, yeah. Well, so again, guys, really, if you will hit us up on our email, we would love to, we'd love to, you know, read out what you put on there and, and share it and answer some of those questions. So if you want any debate of what's still cool, what's not send it to us. or again if you got any other ideas or anything you want to do it would be it'd be really be really cool to hear from you throw some money to weigh in on or even just if you have anything you want us to bring up or if you have any reviews like bad or good you can't wait to read them if you don't want to if you don't want your name written or we don't have to uh say your name or anything either so just put it in there if you don't want it done otherwise we can just we just go from there if you got some good ones but i got a feeling just based on our audience in some comments we made we get some pretty uh i would love to see you guys do like a mean tweets that would be hilarious that's dude i literally said to someone earlier today i was like i i can't wait for the first bad review you're like isn't gonna hurt your feelings go probably probably but i go a lot i get to read it and then like dissect it and it's that that part is fun i love that part i'm gonna throw it on a shirt for god damn it i'm really excited about some good ones but i i'm really excited if we get some interaction like do you guys think this is cool i know that's still cool where we can debate it on there and then then put it out there so yeah so yeah again we're still cool right at gmail.com yeah we're still cool right at gmail.com that's it just like the name of the podcast or hit us up on facebook or instagram that's where we post the most uh we do have a tiktok all the name on everything is we're still cool right so and we're building it so it's all starting it's all building but uh come be a part of it with us and then eric my man happy birthday

you really are the coolest dude so for sure so happy birthday bud to you guys we're signing off see you guys