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Ep. 53Feb 18, 20261:06:16

Jingles / Piercings / Bumper Stickers

In this episode of "We're Still Cool Right?", Shaun, Mike, and Erik kick back over drinks, swapping stories about parenting, piercings, and the glory days of classic jingles.

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In this episode of "We're Still Cool Right?", Shaun, Mike, and Erik kick back over drinks, swapping stories about parenting, piercings, and the glory days of classic jingles. They riff on bumper stickers, beard mishaps, and the fine line between feeling young or old. The guys keep it light, poking fun at themselves and each other, all while reminiscing about pop culture and sharing laughs. It’s just three dads hanging out, busting each other’s chops, and proving that even as life changes, they’re still cool—at least in their own eyes.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Dos Trees! Dos Trees. It's a callback. It's a callback. I love it. That's how far I got. So, yeah. Dos Trees. The callback. Dos Trees. Yeah.

That's as far as I got before I got stopped today and listening back to that episode. So, it's still fresh on my mind. Dos Trees. You know what I was thinking about when I was starting? the only thing that shuts us up is that intro music playing. We talk the whole time before this starts. The minute he turns that on we just sit here all quiet, ready for it. I'm scared to talk because I'm like, wait, am I muted right now? We're just so good. We're so good while that music's playing. I'll tell you though, that intro, the new intro rocks. Yeah, I love it. For sure, it's way good. Was that you, Erik, who picks music?

Yeah, I like it. We should record something. Sometimes I start dancing, I'll be playing, so I'm like, when it's like, wow, I'm like, actually don't ever. clip that please.

With that being said, we're back again. My name is Shaun. I'm Mike. And I'm Erik. And this is the We're Still Cool Right podcast. And we got some good stuff today here. I'm excited. Yeah. The drink has been staring at us here, Erik. You guys just really want a sip, don't you? We just got to jump in here and talk about it here. You know what I should have said for the opening line is the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. damn it actually that's going to be a callback later so anyway go ahead we'll just keep naming it and then in the next episode did you know what's coming do you remember yeah people have to guess what it is yeah oh i didn't know he's going to say tiddlywinks i don't know why that popped in my head he's gonna be like girl for the record if you say it's going to be a callback later i'm pretty sure it's just foreshadowed That too. That's what I meant.

Come on. Pick up on all the terms here. Sorry. I'm trying. My brain doesn't work like that. The best part is he'll never remember what he said right now. It's going to be like this. Oh, shit. What did I say I was going to say?

That being said, let's get to this drink. It looks so good. The drink of the week, sponsored by Benz Beverage Depot. You bet you. 501 7th Avenue. There it is. The Espresso Martini. This is a classic cocktail. Which I've never had. I've never had one either. And I will just for the real cocktail enthusiast. It's not really a martini. If you just put vodka in a martini glass, it's not a martini. That's what people think. Thanks for ruining my dreams because I was going to become a martini drinker after this. Nobody's come up with a better name for the espresso martini. So it's going to be an espresso martini forever.

What's in it? So it's vodka, coffee liqueur, espresso, and a little bit of simple syrup. So basically, Erik just doesn't want me to go to sleep tonight until after midnight. So I forgot that's the drink today, and I cracked a rock star like 30 minutes ago because I was tired. And I was like, well, I'm going to have a heart attack tonight. You're going to be bouncing off the walls, so I'll give this a shot here. All right. Cheers, everybody. It smells fucking delightful.

That's good. It's not a shot, dude. Oh, it's not? I've never had one. It seemed like such a small glass. Oh, man, we can't fucking take it. We can't give you fancy anything. It was delicious, though. Now he's really going to be jittery. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Well, um. That was delightful. I guess it's up to you guys. I don't know. When you get one of these, do you slam it? It was good. Or do you sip it? Let's be honest. That's like two shots. It's very good. Like, it's not going to last long even if you sip it. Yeah. As somebody who drinks these on a regular basis, this is a go-to for me. The pro move is to get two Slam the first one, sip the second one That's how you have a good night I like that See, I'm ahead of the game, fuckers Somebody go make me another one Guess I have to drink this rockstar instead Man, that was really good though That should be our goal That this podcast is big enough that we can have a bartender Dude, you know how many people would probably volunteer for that?

Just to throw drinks at a space? Yeah, exactly like fucking chuck beers in our face can you imagine though they'll like the uh gross drinks will get ramped up how many shots of the lord is mike taken let's not bring this up by the way because we've been on we're on a really good track right now we haven't had a shitty thing in a while right like i can't think of the last one we had that was like other than like no it's this amazing sponsor we have you just i know thank you so much team at ben's for saving my palate and right not making me drink tabasco again or yeah that's where like yeah they sponsor it and that's where this stuff came from and uh like a real study even reached out to set this one up here for us so he did um yep they're they're really good to us but again you need you need your uh you need anything swing down to ben's 501 7th avenue the big green building yep and we have some really really cool big stuff coming up this year yeah we're working with them to do some cool stuff so I think it's going to be fun and maybe...

It's not just the caffeine. I'm fucking excited about it. So, yeah. Well, there you go, folks. If you're wondering what kind of episode this is going to be, Mike is already shaking here. I'm just so excited. Also, I need to address something real quick. My son saw my koozie and goes, why do you have a Jeffrey Epstein koozie? First of all, fuck that guy and everything about him. But it's fucking Anthony Bourdain for anyone wondering at home. apparently they look similar in this arty form but that's so insulting to Anthony Bourdain I know I fucking love Anthony Bourdain so I was like it made sense so anyone listening because I think someone else said it too like in a comment or something it was very clear in the last podcast that that was out the last video I was looking at it and it does a little bit you know what I mean if you don't think much about it but you know Epstein's everywhere right now there's a younger crowd that just don't know anthony bourdain that's true too i mean he's been gone for a bit even then it wasn't like kids were watching you know his shows and stuff like that so uh with that being said all the depressing shit out about that yeah um i don't know probably like a lot of you it's been struggling to watch some of that stuff and it just really breaks our heart um but that's really not kind of our podcast start or what we're about so we're We're going to have some fun.

We're here to cheer you up. You know what videos I've been enjoying? What's that? All the stuff about Bad Bunny. It's been awesome. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, I mean, I've been really, like, loving the – I get it. Like, you know what? When I was, like, watching some of the videos and stuff, like, any hate towards somebody before a performance is silly to me. Yeah. But, like, if it wasn't your thing, that's fine. Like, there's been plenty of halftime shows that are just not my thing. Yeah. Right. So, was this my favorite one? No. but it was still really good yeah and the it was like the grass and the way they moved all that in i was like that's cool as yeah some of those comments have been good too i can't do so i wanted to bring us back to something we've done in the past with all the drama in the in the world right now are you sure would you like to do that would you um i want to i want to like let's analyze the lyrics good because i don't know fucking shit i don't know what he said i i enjoyed it i thought it was fun remember we know dose trees and see and that's us crushing it is that a callback we'll take it okay so bad bunny started his super bowl performance with tt me pregunto and i'm probably butchering enunciation so don't don't come at me that that um so i knew pregunto is a question that's question in spanish it's a it's a tense of it but

um and then me is kind of talking referring to you you know yeah and then tt i was like i'm not familiar with this it's slang it's uh it's a it's it's a take on tia which is literally translates to aunt but tt is like auntie auntie yeah yeah okay so auntie ask me a question okay okay that's that's the title of the song so i'm gonna read the lyrics in english to you guys okay because it's it's pretty good it's it's like this is one we would be like oh shit that's i'm gonna paraphrase a little bit because i don't want to take the whole episode talking about this song. It's, A, Auntie asked me if I got a lot of girlfriends.

Today I have one. Tomorrow I'll have another. Yeah. Hey, but there's no wedding. There's no wedding, Auntie. Basically saying, I ain't a playa. I just crush a lot. Don't worry about me. I got girlfriends. I got hoes. I really like the Gabriellas, the Patricias, the Nicoles, the Sophias. my first girlfriend in kindergarten maria and my first love's name was talia i think that's how you pronounce it i have a colombian who writes me every day and a mexican i didn't even know about another one in san antonio that still loves me and one from puerto rico the ones from puerto rico are all mine so he gets all the girls in sure yeah a dominican who is a hottie one from barcelona that came by plane and says that my penis is fire uh wouldn't that be picante or no fuego fuego yeah what the fuck salsa your dick is is it my country's like hot like spicy hot yeah okay uh i let them play with my heart i'd like to move in with all of them in a mansion the day i get married i'll send you an invitation Wow. Does he not swear? I don't know anything about Bad Bunny. Like, I don't know his music.

Yeah, so most of it is more slang than swear, but I think there is some swearing in it in some of the songs. Not in this one. Okay, okay. So I will say, you nailed it on that, like, in English, that is my kind of song. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. My dick is fuego. I thought the performance was, like, cool visually. Yeah. clearly not knowing what was being said at all so i was just lost you know that part of it then that wasn't my favorite but then i did see so many of these videos where they play other songs and i don't have a clue what they're saying those either and i feel really stupid that like i'm just kind of more judging it that he's singing spanish yeah as opposed to like they have a dave matthew song that was my favorite one it's like he's doing dave speak which is complete gibberish and everybody's like you've never listened to dav matthews and you can't listen to music i was like oh yeah i kind of feel dumb for that part of it but um but yeah with all the controversy and everything around it it was i thought it was really cool yeah and then when you hear the when you hear the lyrics then it's like for sure cool yeah yeah stud anybody that gets jessa alba to show up with him and he's got it yeah yeah i mean that's an instant victory yeah she is top of the mountain so she is as they say fuego you know picante yeah sorry i know you know tango el gato and less pantalones

yeah the uh blue streak or whatever it's macho yeah that's about the extent of what i got here for it so i will say i i just real quick on the halftime i asked in our patreon like what everyone's favorite halftime show ever has been yeah and it seemed pretty overwhelmingly and i agree that it that it was Prince. Also closely, second place was when Dre, Snoop, and all them were there. I agree. Honestly, that's my one and two for halftime shows. I really liked Katy Perry's when she did it, and the dancing shark and that shit. I don't know. I just thought it was entertaining. I was entertained by all that.

Isn't that when the kid flossed and then it blew up? Was it flossing? I just remember the big thing. I remember the big thing was the shark. Kid. That was Backpack Kid. Yeah. Was it flossing? Yeah. Okay. Because then Fortnite made it and then it was fucking... I mean, my kid did it for a year straight. I have a video of him in Hoo-Hot just nailing it. I saw it. Cooper can... Yeah. By the way, have you tried to do that at our age? I can't fucking do it. And it's the simplest thing. You can do it. Yes. Do it right now. You do it. I can't do it! You do it. I can't do it. That's my point. I can't do it.

It's funny watching you fail, though. No, trust me. I know. Everyone tells me that. Alright, let's get some comments. That could be a Patreon video of us all doing this. I'm going to start just not talking on the podcast. We can do it. Spray tan. It's all fun and games until it's this for the rest of the next 10 episodes.

We can break them up and do that too. We get 10 more Patreon subscribers. I will teach you how to do it. On camera. 10 more. Come on. I know there's some of you out there that are saying they're going to get it now is the time jump on it he did it on snl to her song the backpack kid to swish swish before but it was not in the super bowl is what i'm what google's telling me here okay sorry i didn't clarify but it is the backpack kid he was flossing it wasn't the super bowl it was at the snl performance yeah why do i left shark was the super bowl thing that's the one i remember that's I just remember the shark thing.

But I swear there was a kid in the stands that did something. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, it wasn't part of the performance as far as. I swear to God. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe that's why I was like, maybe it wasn't flossing. Maybe it was like the gritty or. No, because that came out later in Fortnite. But I only know this shit because of Fortnite. So, yeah. No, I mean, it's got a comment here. It's like Super Bowl confusion. While Katy Perry had a major viral Super Bowl halftime show featuring Left Shark. Not as bad as Janet Jackson did. The backtrack performance was separate. I remember watching that one Me too, remember? We talked about this?

We did Shaun wasn't there But anyway Never mind, moving on I think then we figured out that I was there Did you? I just remember it happening again I remember just like the nipple came out And then like obviously I saw the titty piercing Plate thing and I was like you're like at first you're just speechless because you're like i'm not seeing what i'm seeing right oh it's just part of her shirt or whatever and then i'm like and then i look and everyone else's face is like oh yeah i'm like that's a full titty that's a titty what's so silly to me though is now it may be maybe not in the super bowl but like now if you watch anything red carpet like everything's fucking out like yeah the nipple is oh yeah are wearing is completely see-through.

I mean, true. Come a long way. Mystery is not a thing. No, not anymore. Not even a little bit. So, like, why was it such a big deal? Can I just say, like, I think, I don't know, I like a little mystery being there. A little. I agree. A little, yeah. Like, you don't want, I don't want it all hanging out, you know? Dress how you want, I'm just saying, like, I don't know, kind of seals the deal early. I don't know. Ugh, this is going to lead us to our topic here today. for lingerie no let go oh i don know maybe it good yeah i will jump into it here yeah so my still cool oh man You know we dads We talked about this on the podcast So my daughter got her belly button pierced the other day Oh, that's right.

And like, good for her. You know, I struggle between the two things. It's my daughter. And so, you know, naturally, like I get worried about it. But I also don't want to be this crusty, crumpy old guy that doesn't get it. It's a fine line, man. it is and it's it's a little difficult but like i'm unbelievably proud of her and the person that she is she's a 4.0 student that you know is in band and wrestles and is a badass archer you know that then also gets her belly button pierced and wears a dress you know what i mean i'm like damn girl like so um slow down you don't do it all yeah it's just one of those things where you know i like i think she looks beautiful and did it and it was really cool but at the same time i'm like i'm a dad i'm supposed to hate this but i love it for her you know what i mean like i'm proud of her and happy for her for that thing and and then i just don't want to be this crusty crotchy guy but at the same time it's like it's funny because when i remember you guys the other day and you told me it yeah and like you showed me a picture of her and i was like i felt like you i was like i don't know if i'm supposed to be like it looks great on her but it's like no that was ashley showing the picture because that's not but it was the very uh no i mean she looks good so it's It's cute on her, and by all means, you know what I mean?

Rock out, be comfortable with your body, do your thing, and love that part of it. I know what it... But here's the thing. If it was Cooper at the same age, and he wanted his ears pierced, or... Nice. That's what I was like, what can I say other than that? Like, nose pierced. Would it bother you? Or even his ears pierced? I don't know. It's like, you're trying to find the equivalent, because i feel like just it's depends on the piercing it depends on the kid and obviously it depends on the age right well it's and boy or girl matters i mean as far as we can't help how we feel about it right yeah and i try to try not to have double standards it's hard and yes i definitely do have different different feelings about the you know i mean when that stuff comes up about it um and you know i mean it's it's just a it's an attraction thing you know i know why you get it done you know like yeah like i'm a male that's attracted to him too you see it on your daughter and you're going oh do you have to do that for everyone else to see don't do that but at the same time like it's everything i wish for was a beautiful daughter that is intelligent and like she is you know i mean so it's like be proud of that you know yeah careful what you wish for you know i mean type deal but um it was a definite it just hits you in a little bit different way you know i mean where you really got to think through it and i know i don't want to be crotchy I didn't want to be like that.

I wanted to be on board and be supportive of it. And it wasn't like we're talking about anything crazy here. Some people are rolling their eyes like, it's not that big of a deal. So let me ask you, how did it go down? Did she come to you and ask? Did Ashley come to you and ask? Was it like everybody? No, they definitely talked about it. Wait until Shaun was in a really good mood. And then talked to me.

You're sitting with a cigar on the deck. Right, yeah. A couple of beverages. whiskey smoking hey we had a whiskey poured for you and everything else um no because my first reaction was like you're not fucking doing that come on but and then just like thinking about it you know i mean the balance of the two i'm proud of you though you stopped yourself and like you you know because yeah the knee-jerk thing is like no right talking about you too young but you like actually stopped thought about it and you're like she's a great fucking kid there's no reason to tell her no well and it's you know yeah i mean you know like you know you're only young once you grow up and you don't you don't get to do those things so i was kind of like all right stop it and just get over it but i think it's still still stings a little bit but again i don't know i could be it could be in a lot worse situation for sure it's funny you say that because it's like when someone says like uh oh you play poker too much and you're like well it's not math right yeah so it's like this it's like she's not a stripper right You know what I mean?

Well, back in the day, you know, I was like, if you did it, you're definitely a stripper. Exactly, right. I bet you have a Playboy bunny tan line. Yeah, I was going to say, don't get the Playboy bunny tan line thing, and you know, like, we don't need all these gateway stripper. Yeah. No platform shoes or heels. Yeah. Coco boots. But it's like, all right, yep, be who you are. That's what I'm saying. Like, she's... No, you can't change your name to chastity. or a car Mercedes no that's awesome so it's one of those we talk about going through the different areas and it's like ooh you grow up a little bit with it and you're like you knew the day was going to come so anyways I was like do people even still do that so who were we just talking to about this I think it was when we ran into you guys and we said yes we were at the bar yeah it was after she had it done yeah and actually we were out and we met you for julie's birthday but we said something about like does anyone still i think we were then we went on we were like oh tongue piercings right so like i had piercings i had my ears pierced i had my tongue and i had my eyebrow twice that that's all i had but like if my son wanted like he's 18 now so i can't tell him no or whatever but like at 16 or whatever i'd be such a hypocrite if he wanted like an eye burning and i was like no like you're too young it's like i i did it i turned out fine sure you know yeah so i i don't know but i i think people still i think feel like piercings

are more popular than they've ever been we just don't notice it as much because we're i'm not like looking for it well and it's that's the same thing right when we even get older it's like we talked about tanning it's the same sort of thing well a lot of people our age aren't running out to get new piercings right now because most of them already have it right but talking with sophie that stuff a bunch of girls in her class have their belly button pierced so um i think it's still cool you know and that was the thing i was going to say about it like because you were saying like the whole you know attraction type of thing with it yeah i think it's more about all my friends are doing it and i like the way it looks and that's what they do because i've seen audrey i mean she got her nose pierced for the same reason yeah you know several some of her friends have it you know so i i think it is there's less of a stigma on it from people our age and older right than there was when we were kids like you were almost looked down upon for like yeah your trashy that's a good point yeah yeah so i think it is i think it's probably cooler than even when it was for us because like people are more accepting more people are more accepting and it's fine You know what my grandpa said to me when I showed up with those piercings?

Would you fall in a tackle box? Yeah. No. I like these. I love that. But I don't want to, Grandpa. That's too damn bad. That's a very grandpa thing. Right. But that's not how it's going to be when we're grandparents. But yeah. Oh, but we did talk about that one weird piercing that I had never heard of. Yeah. Do you remember what it's called? The smiley or something like that? So it's like in your lip What is that called? Your flap? So where your lip connects up here So it hangs in front of your front teeth Yeah, it kind of hangs down from your teeth And fuck that Tongue rings are terrible for your teeth Supposedly it's bad for your teeth too I don't know I'd never even heard of that one That's one that's out there right now So she didn't have that One of her friends has it And it actually looks kind of good So I just Each their own with that stuff starting to get a little off of it but yeah so i think we should put this to a vote here so i'm gonna give my last little bit okay i as much as i what i said about it i think that they're cool and i i understand that other people think it's cool i don't fucking want any of it and i don't like it like and i don't think like when audrey asked me about all this i'm like if you're asking me if i think you should do it no but it's not like i'm trying to stop you because i don't i'm not going to be that guy you're not really into it just like whatever i just like i tend to lean more towards just be natural yeah i need all these things sure and i did tell her you need to talk to

your mom you need to talk to other people about what happens when you're 40 yeah you get a belly button piercing and you don't take care of it or you know like things just get bigger stretch out you know that could look really bad so like i'm just saying like you got to make sure that you know what you're getting into yeah just because it looks cool right now on your fit little body doesn't mean that it's going to look cool when you're 40 so what do you mean we're still fit i'm crushing it there's beer in my mouth i've just seen more people like kind of have piercings or gauged ears or shit like that and it's like oh yeah you regret that now bro the gauge deers is crazy and i'm not i'm off like you do you i don't care but just i've seen people with like the giant plates. I mean, that shit doesn't close up. I had buddies who did it and they didn't even go that big and they still have holes. But like that big, they're just going to flop around.

You know? But hopefully you have them your whole life. You know? Yeah. Who knows? Not judging. It's not for me. Alright. So cool or not cool? Still cool. It's cool. Yeah. I would agree. Look. It's still cool. She's like prime teenager age. I know. And if they're all doing it, it's still got to be cool. It doesn't matter what we say. And there is still people even though it doesn't. That's a good way to put it. And there are still people our age getting piercings every now and then. You know, I noticed like especially I feel like every woman like around 35, 40, I'm not judging. Goes for the nose ring, which I love it.

By the way, I like it a lot. But I just noticed how many patrons need for a nose ring. Fuck off. There's not a number. A hundred. This is the other thing. I'm OK with that. I don't want a nose ring. I don't think I'd look good. You guys were talking about with the mouth piercings, like even like a nose ring. I can't stand when I have a hair flapping around, let alone a piece of metal in there. I would lose my fucking mind. I can't do that. I don't want any of that. I can do the eyebrow again, but I just don't want it. Do that. For every 100 Patreon members, that's an extra eyebrow. So if we get 500, I'm at five of them.

I'm just going to replace my eyebrows. Alright. He's so ready to sell out. Corporate America. I need people to share this with their buddies and jump on board with this. Shut the fuck up. Because this needs to happen. Okay, I'm not serious. I love the TikToks where it's like, my wife will let me get this side-by-side if I get a million likes, and it's like at fucking four million likes because everybody's like, likes are free. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Patreon, come on. For 100, I would do one. That's it. I'm not... All right, all right. We agree. Still cool. I'll get a... I'll say this. For 300... If we get to 200 Patreon members one day, whoever the 200th one is can pick a certain size tattoo on my butt cheek. Oh. I would do that for sure. Because I think it's hilarious. Keaton's going to wait around to be the 200th. He does owe somebody. That poor bastard.

Yeah. I love his tattoo. That's good. We'll clip that out for later. Yeah, clip that. Anyway, yeah. All right. who's up you want to go next buddy yeah so uh my still cool this week is our bumper sticker still cool that's such a good one yeah and i'm gonna tell you why i came up with this please because i was hoping you had one that you saw or something because we have stickers now selfless plug plug when you see these things around this is us that came up with these that qr qr code is safe click on it takes you all our stuff we're going old school and we're promoting with stickers but we're going new school with QR codes to get you where you need to be no bumper is safe around us that being said I'm not fucking putting one on my car I'll put her in the truck in my window I don't know man I feel like it's an age thing did I just say the truck of my window that's what i said i think so put it in the truck of my window i've learned to just let these dreams go man i miss cars and i'm like god who taught you to speak dude my favorite one of you talking still is the fucking uh superhero no no yes that one but the uh oh you were trying to say um about a beer fuck what was it you you tried saying what is that kind of beer called uh

You do say callbacks. Goddammit. Keep going. I'm going to think of it. Fuck. It's going to drive me crazy. Oh, no. I know what it was. Yeah. It was Shandy. Yeah. Shanty. Yeah. That's what it was. And you kept saying shanty. Like a fucking shack. I do really love these shanties. Everybody should. No, this is really good. Everyone should totally check out this shanty. I was like, I don't want to check out any shanty. And all three of us are looking at you like, what the fuck are you saying? We just let it go because it was like, it was just like listening back to it. That was so bad. I had a bad one last week.

I caught myself last week. Did you? What was last week? I don't remember what I said. I was listening back to it and I'm like, fuck, there it was. Yeah, I said, you know, we'll find it. Yeah. But so anyway, I was going to say it's an age thing because when we were younger, I felt like no one cares about your car when you're young. Like my son put a giant thing in his back window, like a big sticker. That's not a bumper sticker, but still. but then you get older and I'm like I just don't want to do that it looks weird but then you do see I don't know maybe they're crazy cat lady I don't know but like just people with like six seven of them and I I just did it you did it I just did it I'm so sorry guys six seven uh that's dead by the way thank God we killed it it's that's once an old person gets it that's how you end it all the olds killed it once the PTA mom started doing it there's like that's it yeah That's all she wrote.

Yeah, so I don't know. I think with age, I don't like them. I feel like it just looks tacky. If you want to have one, fine. And it's something important to you, whatever. But I love my dog. I love my cat. I honk for geese. Whatever the fuck it is. It's just stop it. So I will say, I think on a bumper, it's terrible. In a window, cool, because they come off the window. Once you get them on the sticker, once they put them on the car or on the bumper, like i just i don't get that at all like that's especially if they're political like i saw one for a long time that was you know bush cheney or something like that and i'm like well they're going to be out of office and then you're like you know i mean or if they don't win you know like whatever but yeah um different ones like that but i will say one that's really cool is i used to be cool that was the name where we got from this our name that started this was mike saw a guy in a minivan and they had a bumper sticker that said i used to be cool um i hope that guy hears this one day yeah and he's like that was me well there's more than one guy that has a on his probably that's totally me so that was a custom custom yeah it was one of one so i will say for that part of it it would like yeah i get it but no i think i think they look cool in the windows like i again i think like cool in a truck or um you know like ashley's she has tahoe it looks good in the like on those i think they look kind of cool so that part i'm on board with but yeah like i'll put one of these in the window in the truck of my window i think quality over

quantity though no matter what because you see those big trucks right and it's like real tree hunting in the bag but then it's like there's a guy with a deer and then there's you know a calvin pissing on a ford logo you're like bro stop it like you're just living up to the fucking you know Just stop. Some plastic balls hanging from the nutsack. Those are always cool, though. That why we need to get mopeds We can have giant testicles hanging off the back of them They actually cool on a moped They need to be oversized balls You know what I mean? Almost like it's dragging your back tire. That's what I'm saying.

Make that your mud flap. Put steel on the bottom. So yeah, you do wheelies. Sparks of the bottom. Yeah. Oh my God. Did we just patent the product? Copyright that. You're patenting it. I'm glad we're recording this. Thank God. One of these days, Logan needs to just start recording us the 15 minutes before because we say such stupid shit before and we're like oh we should have saved that to talk about yeah yeah or one day we're gonna show up and logan's not here because he fucking cashed in our idea and he's like you didn't read that fine print the contract did you that all ideas are mine we really should have read the fine print i can't see without my glasses oh i don't i I'm going to say I don't think they're cool.

I don't like it. No. It's not for me. And I feel like most, the majority of people our age and older aren't about that. It's the one-offs where someone's maybe a little. So I'm full on window sticker, but not bumper. Yeah. So your question, I'm going to say no. Yeah. I'm a hard no because I don't like anything on my car. Like the only thing that I have ever put on a vehicle sticker wise was I had one of those like Hawkeye things on the black tint back window. sure oh yeah yeah but i had that on my old truck you know now it's like well when i fucking sell the truck yeah yeah you know somebody else either gets my cool ass sticker or i have to rip that shit off like oh that's a good point right that's what i think you sell it like yeah take it in vehicles aren't permanent like yeah i mean my son bought like when we got him his nissan it was like it had like a semper fi bumper sticker and i was like we gotta take that shit off man you're not a marine like you know what i mean so somebody would come up and kick your ass yeah brother and then they look and they're like you're not even old enough i'm like oh fuck well even something it's kind of cool because you'd be like my grandpa gave me this car oh there you go yeah you know yeah he died in vietnam right okay all right that's officially nope yeah but you know where they are cool like right above the urinal or yeah anywhere where you're forced to look at it we're gonna we're gonna have these everywhere I'm sure that you guys can see them.

And if you see one of our stickers, take a picture of it. Share it on our socials. We're going to have to have the girls sneak some into the ladies' rooms. Ooh, it's a lady. Maybe I'll do that. Okay. I'm on mission. More details to come, but we're also going to have some of these at Benz, and we're going to do a giveaway. So you have to go down to Benz. You're letting the cat out of the bag? Take your picture with the sticker, and we're going to give something away. So more details to come, and that's going to be awesome. so we know exactly what we're giving or how we're how we're pulling that off yeah for sure uh mike do you have one or no i do and i'm really excited for this one just because i thought of this here it's from a show and it just fucking makes me have so hard but are like jingles still cool so like product jingles and there's so many of them but i don't know if you guys watch the office but oh i was gonna guess uh two and a half men i mean that's a good one well just basically because that's what we did right yeah but no in the office there's a guy named andy and he's a fucking dork right but they're like in a meeting or something and he and he goes break me off a piece of that and he can't think of it and jim's like don't nobody tell him nobody tell him so all like episode like it'll show in a conference room and he's trying to think he's like uh where there's originals like no that's not it and he's like christopher car Fuck and like everyone just mess with him And at the end he's like break me off piece of that Fancy feast It's cat food nailed it It just fucking cracks me up but like That's the thing there's so many like Just little like my kids used to watch when

There was this like politician running for office I have a video of my two kids and their cousins Saying this jingle From because it was like every YouTube video had it promoted And it was like I can't remember what it was, but like JG Wentworth, 877 cash now. There's just so many of them, and that's why the Folgers thing, right? It's like, so what are some funny jingles? Do we remember the good old Taco Bell? I'm just a man, just a guy, just a dude, and I'm hungry. And I'm moving real fast because I'm going first class for steak and Taco Bell. Jones and Four, a beefsteak taco. It's the king of meat.

So I run in a walk because I can't find a horse to ride there. gotta shake me gotta shake for a marinade steak for a steak a taco bell yeah you know what Logan answered that before his face started going he's gonna do the whole thing I'm so glad because last time you did it I was so caught off guard that like I couldn't not speak like what are you doing right now so good because I don't remember that one at all which is weird because like it was so good when they first came out with steak I'm way younger so it must have just missed me I don't know. Because I remember Yolkiro Taco Bell. I remember the dog.

Was it really? I figured it was before that. I thought it was before that, too. But I looked up some good ones. And the J.G. Wentworth is way up there. But there's certain ones that they're so iconic. If you go, I'm loving it. Everyone knows what it is. But I feel like they're not as common as they used to be. I feel like when we were growing up, every product or whatever it was had to have a little jingle to it. Sure. Catchy, too. I feel like... I'm going to propose something right now. I might need my own segment in your show. Yeah? To prove us wrong every time? Something to be like, I think you might be mistaken here.

I think there's more and more and more and more jingles than you might be thinking of. I think they're very prevalent. So, I just thought of something. I don't watch TV ever anymore. You don't watch commercials anymore. Never. And I don't listen to the radio. I don't listen to podcasts. or music. So maybe I just don't hear them. I think you're... Okay, so let's play a game real quick. Okay. All right. I'm going to start a jingle and you tell me if you can finish it. Hell yeah. I love this. I fucking love this and I am so excited. I know. Ready? My dick's so hard. We'll just start at the top. You did McDonald's already.

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. Yeah. I'm not loving it. Yeah. Nationwide is... On your side. Yeah. But again, that's not new. But they're still like, these are the largest companies. These are all 4.500 companies. They kept it around. But some of them are newer, right? Like A Good Neighbor. State Farmers there. Fucking Patrick Mahomes. The Snack That Smiles Back. Goldfish. I stumped him on that one.

588-2300. Empire. I don't know what that is. What is that? Empire. Empire today. Have you ever heard that? I remember hearing that, but I don't remember Empire. It's tile. The power of the jingle. You know the jingle. I don't even know that. The house gets redesigned. It's like contractors. Yeah, contractors flooring.

Here, a couple more for you. Ace is the place with the helpful hardware, folks. I did know that one. I couldn't think of it. The worst one ever. 1877 Cars for Kids. No? Oh, I do know that one. I don't know that one. It sounds familiar, but I'm not. It's the most annoying one ever. That one's a little bit older. You said Kit Kat. Might be the most on this list, but you get the idea. They're still very prevalent, and they're all mostly commercial. But that's why I think they're super relevant, and I think they're a great thing. Because if you get a catchy one, it can hold someone on for years and years and years.

I haven't heard a new one, though. i'm with you with that so i mean you think of all the new like in the last like restaurants or all the new i mean you have mcdonald's you know but like i have a theory okay you guys watched the super bowl yeah yeah were there any good commercials there was oh there was one that i thought was funny uh fuck the duncan one was okay yeah it was okay but there was another that was all because they just threw a bunch of stars at it no but there was one and it was fun oh there was one that i was like i have no idea what this product is for and then it ended up being like something not even remotely close to what it was and i was like they like totally bamboozled everybody and i was like that was actually pretty good but i can't remember what it was now my point being other than a couple of the ones that like led up with commercials like they were kind of like telling a story yeah and the ones that use like nostalgia and stars it's all ai shit. Nobody's putting any work or effort into commercials anymore because everybody's doing the best they can to avoid commercials.

That's true. You're always buying the non-commercial plan. I pay for YouTube premium, so I don't have to watch that shit. The polar bears calling out the Coldplay couple was a little funny. That was fucking awesome. That was actually my favorite. Those poor bastards, they finally thought the page had turned, and then they're like, motherfucker. What did you think about that, though? Go big or go home. I guess if you end up in a fucking Super Bowl ad for it like i mean you made it but it wasn't coke doing the polar bears it was fucking pepsi which that was fucking hilarious which did you see like i didn't know this but there was a battle back in the past did you ever see that where it was oh yeah i do remember it was like the coke machine or the pop machine and the kid couldn't reach the pepsi button but he could reach a coke so he got two cokes and set it down then stood on the coke cans and then hit the pepsi button and walked away and left the Cokes there.

That's a great one. And then Coke did one back to Pepsi that was like that, only then they did something better. They didn't just leave the... I don't remember. I like those type of things. So anyways, with those... We are farmers.

Sorry, I'm just finding some other ones. This one's one of my favorites. so i wanted to throw it out there okay double your pleasure double your fun i'm not doing the uh spearmint gum yes yeah god that's a that's an old one double the fun it's the something something something and it would be like these 80 looking double mint gum double mint twins oh yeah yeah i wonder what they're up pepperidge farm remembers see it's a joke and a joke Not just a hat rack, my friend. Yeah. There also is a trend, as I'm doing more research on this, of people not doing new custom jingles, but they're repurposing songs.

Sure. Right? Oh, true. Oh, yeah. I thought of it with the Super Bowl one, but Hellman's did Sweet Sandwich Time instead of Sweet Caroline. Did they really? Yeah. That was an Andy Samberg one. Sweet Sandwich. Remember that one? Okay, that's awesome. Right. No, it was really good. But that's been a really popular thing as well. I see a lot of laundry ones that were redoing Backstreet Boys. That was on the Super Bowl. I felt like Backstreet Boys were everywhere in the Super Bowl. They did a T-Mobile. Oh, yeah, they were. Backstreet Boys did the T-Mobile one. And then they had something in the beginning too. They were there. I don't remember.

They were in another commercial besides T-Mobile too. I just can't remember what it was. And I think that's the one I'm thinking of where it wasn't what you thought it was and I can't remember what the hell it was. Coinbase did the karaoke one. That's what it was. It wasn't played like the karaoke version. and nobody was like, what is this? Nobody knew what it was. And it was also like, why is it still the Backstreet Boys? Right! Because they had just been in one either right before it or two before it. I remember watching and being like, boy, the Backstreet Boys are getting some play on this one.

Right. They're going to come back. Backstreet's back. I think jingles are still a thing. Definitely musical hooks are still a thing, but there might be some repurposing happening. Yeah. I don't know. I love them, man. Anytime I hear an old one that I haven't heard So what brought this up was last episode When I went, the cool tangy zip A miracle whip Why don't I hear those anymore? Still got you thinking And some aren't jingles, some it's like Olive Garden When you hear your family It's not really a jingle But just a tagline Boy they get stuck in your head though I have one more Labrador, Labrador Everybody knows it's Labrador I know the guy who wrote that You know Gerard Estella?

Really? No. He's in town. He's the artist in residence at Brucemore. No way. He plays a lot with artists and bands in the area. That's awesome. He's the real life Lebeda. No, the fucking Charlie Sheen. I can't think of his name in the show now. All of a sudden.

Minus the Culkin Hookers. So I'm going to vote that they're cool. I think they're fucking cool. I love them. If you got a good one, especially like Taco Bell. Yeah, I think. Which is another example of repurposing a song, because that's not an original song. No. What song? The Taco Bell one you sang. No, it's the... Oh. Oh, it's from like Gunsmoke or something. Yeah. From Western. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's not Gunsmoke. It's... What about O, O, O? Ponderosa. Yeah. Not Ponderosa. Yeah. I went... I said that and you went Ponderosa. I was still on his. I know. auto parts yeah it's so good maybe we do a jingle slash tagline bracket we can definitely do that but I think we need a jingle oh true anybody wants to write us a jingle please at worst case you know we're going to say it over and over I don't know it just cracks me up now I can't stop thinking about them But yeah, it's all the old ones I love the most.

So speaking of that, being old that we talked about where we kind of run on both ends of the room. Sometimes we're the old ones. Sometimes we're the young ones. It's getting more consistent, but I'm the old one clearly in this room. But it's a really funny thing that said, find out if you're still old. Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh at you, you're still young. if they run to you and are worried and trying to help you up, you're old. Oh, fuck. That's so true. It's so true. You see a young person fall, you're like, ah, look at that. You see an old, and you're like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Make sure he's okay. God, now I'm trying to think what I would do if I saw someone our age fall. It also depends how they fell. Was it funny? I'm going to laugh first, but that might help you. God damn it. I don't like that. I don't like that at all I'm thankful I'm not clumsy because I don't really fall but like when I'm 50 I'm gonna probably and that's not that far away I feel like 50 I would check on someone like if they look 50 or older I don't know I'm just like that's what I feel like I think it's really hard when it's like people our age like our group of friends like whatever because you're like well you got a good idea so it's almost like you'd probably judge it a little more individually yeah but i think about like it's prime for like our kids their buddies are like ha ha ha but if a parent went down they'd be like oh yeah that's true i mean like so well no i don't know what i thought i'm like that's a fucking hell of a test i think you're unsure just give yourself a little fall and see if they run to you or laugh i think we're in this like really on the edge yeah state because sometimes i feel like sometimes it's yes sometimes it's no like you know we live in both worlds here yeah i wiped out in portugal it was like cobblestone streets and it was raining and i had not great shoes on for it so you slipped more than i just did i hit a stone and went down yeah i went down hard on my ass that sucks and everybody's like oh well that's okay yeah how's your tailbone old man like i got

up i was good it was fine have i ever said my cobblestone joke i probably have with the nuns riding bikes it my favorite joke yes okay yeah yes might as well say it again yeah yeah now you already said well okay i just couldn yeah there two nuns like biking down a road like cobblestone road and one of them goes like have you ever come this way and she goes it the cobblestones have you ever come this way why are you adjusting your pants got him it's really hot oh shit oh alright so this week I gotta chat my ass oh god as you can see on camera I fucking trimmed my beard I was wondering I wasn't gonna say anything fucking it wasn't on purpose you know when you're trimming it and you fucking take a notch out you ever done that before we touched on this once because I have once and it was one of the worst days of my life.

So I was just kind of just cleaning up the little loose ends of it with it being longer because I'm used to, like, keeping it normally shorter where you just use a guard and then you're good. Yeah. But it was getting to an area where I had to, like, clean it up a little bit, like, doing that. And somehow I just turned and all of a sudden I'm like, oh, fuck. And, like, just this huge chunk of hair is sitting on the fucking, on the bathroom counter and I'm like, motherfucker. And I look and it's just this mark, like, right here. So you knew. and then it was like i couldn't even try to like because it was long i thought maybe i could i'm like this looks so fucking stupid like it looked so bad that i was like i can't even hide this so i have to trim it down well then i trim it it was still there trim it so i like had to go to like here yeah to where it was like you can still see it but it was like it's funny too because that's still like a really solid beard but yet you look like a baby yeah like you know what i mean like it's so weird a little fucking round face and this weird thing yeah it was long you know i mean And so I had this other thing going and it's like, like I actually was on the phone, like already working.

So she had her door closed and everything. And I left and then she called me later. Hey, sorry. I didn't see you before you leave. You okay? And I'm like, she's like, you sound pissed. I'm like, I had the worst fucking morning ever. You should see my fucking face right now. And she was like, what are you talking? Like, what's going on? I'm like, I fucking took a chunk out of my beard, fucking trimming it. You know what I mean? Like, and she's like, no way. What'd you do? How bad was it? What are you talking about? And I'm like, no, I was just kind of going in the area. And somehow I turned my head and I just drilled it.

And she's like, well, it can't be that bad. She's like, send me a picture. I'm like, she goes, send me a picture so I can tell you how pretty you are. I go, it's not going to make me feel any better. I'm mad. I don't want your pity, love. And so then I'm like, get gas. I like take a picture and send it to her. She's like, well, just smile. Maybe that'll help. Oh, my God. She hit you with the, you'd be a lot prettier if you smile.

but man ladies we don't like it either so like i'm fine because like i grow facial hair pretty quick it'll grow back like i you know and i but i was like i've never been i've never really had it longer like i've had it yeah i mean i kind of got into it and then ashley was like liking it and like i even watch these different videos of trimming that stuff and feeling good about it and then i take a fucking chunk out of it so hey think of it this way at least it wasn't so bad you had to take the whole thing off i know but it came pretty close like even for thank god it's filled i did on monday okay because yeah it looks good it's but that's three days of it at least coming in a little bit but even on monday i'm like like i walked in to work and a lot of the girls like when did you trim your beard i'm like i don't want to talk about it you know like this morning i took a little notch out of it and they're like oh my god i can still see it as soon as you point it out everybody can see it but if you don't point it out yeah they can see the set so i usually keep mine pretty short you're right yeah but i that's worse though if you nick it i know so that's what i did one time is i was i had a spot that was like not filling in really good and i just kind of clean it up and i took too much yeah and it was like this like chunk and i was like well time for a reset and i just shaved the whole thing off and i didn't tell it i didn't call aaron or anything i was pissed off but i didn't say and then she just sees me later and she's like what the fuck okay so that's another thing my daughter is where she hates it when i don't have one now

yeah she's dude layla got pissed when i mean my beard used to be like down to my tits and or my pecs uh and she got like mad when i took as much off as i did so now i joke like i'm gonna trim it up she's like don't don't go too short which i'm glad because i i haven't seen me without a beard in a really long time, but I've seen me when I didn't have one and I'm like, I don't, so Ashley sent us a picture recently. Yeah. Of us from the in like 2000 and I don't even know, four, five, like I don't know, old, old picture. Yeah. I don't have a beard. I think I just had a goatee. Yeah. We both did. Yeah, we both had goatees.

We were extremely sober. Totally. Yeah. Maybe we'll post that on the Patreon for me. That had to be at like fucking two o'clock in the morning when that was. It was late. It's funny because I almost remember that night, but it's just like I just remember being there. We were always at the Blarney Stone. We were always at the Blarney Stone. We were always at the Blarney Stone. One of the best fucking places. Yeah. But yeah, it's like I look back at my face and I'm like, ugh, I don't want to see that shit. Have you seen those videos of a guy trims his beard but doesn't tell his girl and then she knocks in?

And most of them, they're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? They get mad. Yeah. So I'm like, I get a carry. If I were to trim my beard, she'd be pissed. But you get used to it. You know what I mean? And it is a different look. That's what I'm saying. like after i took it down i'm like oh my god yeah and this is how i used to wear all the time i always wear you just get used to it sure and then get used to it when did you guys so like when did you first grow a beard and like keep it i had a go i could grow a goatee in eighth grade and so no what i'm saying like oh were you like standardly had a beard so everybody gets used to it right god i've just had facial hair for a really long time like i always had a goatee and i'd keep sideburns long or whatever and mess around with those i didn't do a beard i did a beard like i would used to do one every now and then like to get ready for saint be like after new year's and i went shaved to like saint patrick's day and then i'd normally shave like the day after that because with it being a red beard like i just do that for saint patrick's day yeah but then it's really within the last i don't know three years yeah i was saying that i started i just went to a beard yeah and then i have had one the whole time since then it wasn't until my late 30s that i actually attempted because i didn't think i could grow enough i knew i could get mustache goatee kind of yeah i didn't think i could ever get more yeah and so i just was always clean shaven so everybody knew me i remember that yeah sure and then i grew one and then because the other thing was aaron didn't like facial hair yeah like she didn't think and then i grew one and she's like oh i kind of like

this like yeah yeah you should keep it yeah the girls think that till they see like a certain celebrity grow a beard and then they're like okay you can grow like like uh fucking the dude who plays rip on yellow's cole hauser yeah like some people thought he was hot before but like once he grew that out everyone was like oh daddy he's a different fucking person yeah yeah i was i had to think through pictures of when it was for me because i i think it was pretty much right when logan was born because i had pictures of me bare-faced and with a beard so it would have been 18 years so i think i was like 20 but then yours was long like how long did you had it long for how many years like a few like zz top kind of stuff like i don't know why i did that i shouldn't have did that it looked terrible but i was pretty fucking impressive but back then that was like the thing i just love the video the dankest fuck video fuck off you're such an asshole there's that's what i picture with you having a longer beard do you still have that video yeah god damn it that so i think i was super fat too i don't remember we were doing a we were having a like a a beer tasting in his basement a bottle share yeah and i was fucking wasted like more more wasted than i usually get right and i'm laughing about something and we were talking about how stupid like people describe things and with funny terms and people be like oh i really love how dank it is yeah and so he just happened to be recording me and i like turned out i took a drink and I was like, it's dank as fuck.

Dude, I look on another planet. We have to get that. That has to mean something that's out there. I have to see this. Dude, it's fuck. Then this fucking asshole. So I forget about it. Yes, yes. I love where this is going. It goes away for like a few years. It's gone out of my memory and like no one fucker fucking gets stickers made of my face. And t-shirts. And t-shirts. So I go to his house, and Aaron's wearing a shirt with my face on it. It says, it's dank as fuck. And I'm like, what is wrong with you, man? And he still had a sticker left. He gave Carol one like a year ago. It's on her fucking computer.

He said that was the last sticker, but I don't know if I believe him. It just keeps popping up every now and then. It was my face. I got a red beard, a backwards hat. And then I was like, why are my eyes green? And then I realized there's little hops as my pupils. I was like, you're a fucking asshole. Nice. So, yeah. i get to see that get friends like eric if you want to be tormented so never let you forget yeah so if people inquire about it i'll post it on patreon so i guess you have that he won't send it to me i know you guys for the longest time it was just on facebook because it was facebook live i wasn't even like i just went live on facebook when you did it wait what yeah when you did it it was live i just did a live and like dude you're totally on pornhub you don't know that it's not my first video on there but like you kept the recording and so like i just would like share it once a year or whatever i don't even think i thought you just took it like and posted it on there huh anyway highlighted absolutely a little bit yeah let's be honest though i deserve it like i've done i've done plenty of shit to you guys and other people when else like super late at night and we're drinking a bunch of beers do we go live on facebook dude i always a good idea it's just one of those ones where it's like you see my face and you're like god damn how i mean we were like five bombers deep at that well this was a big craft beer crew when you had that going i'm assuming that's and that was so everything we were drinking was like 14 you know what i mean so it's like oh it's ridiculous yeah speaking of making bad decisions and going live we're gonna be live soon yeah let's talk about it so we uh we made the event today yes eric made a little promo so that

is uh coming up in a couple weeks on a monday actually and uh again it's live so you gotta tune in that day we made a facebook event so if you go to our uh facebook page obviously it's we're still cool right on facebook um you can go to the event we'll once we have the links for all the lives from logan we'll post them in the comments or in the yep february 23rd 7 p.m central standard time we'll put it on all the socials too but yep so essentially it'll be live meaning that you can make comments and stuff and then we'll open it up for conversations after right like so we're going to do like kind of a normal hour and then afterwards then we'll kind of have a q a or open it up for this for conversation during the regular episode logan will be monitoring comments but yeah uh then at the end it's going to be we'll be actively watching your comments come in and answering the last at least 30 minutes if not maybe a little more uh yeah we'll be able to engage with everybody and then is there a delay if if i fuck up and say something stupid or is this is this completely live oh it's all live okay great no it's it's all super live fucking awesome so not just live but super live i'm gonna drink a few bombers before we start That's what happens.

It's dang it. It's dang it. Maybe we'll get a little superhero movie. We'll get a little bit of a superhero movie. And again, our buddy Mike from Pork Tornadoes and Confused Breakfast, Mike Schulte is going to join us for that episode. We're really excited. Yeah, it should be fun. I mean, we're trying a little something different, kick it in there. But yeah, so it'll be our normal episode and then conversations with it. So yeah. So yeah, the only difference is you got to make a plan to watch it on Monday. if you want to be part of the live conversation. Otherwise, then it'll come out like it's normal.

Yep, it'll come out like normal, except that last 30 to 45 minutes where we're all interactive, that's going to be only on our Patreon. So if you miss it, you got to sign up for Patreon. Yep. But yeah. Big stuff coming. Yeah. It's exciting. Again. This summer is going to be super fun. There's stuff I want to talk about, and I can't yet. It's like we got to wait until it's closer, but stay tuned. Your boys are trying hard to do some fun stuff So Logan's got us on the right track here Yes We'll see Basically get in a room and go Hey can we do this can we do that And he goes uh sure No matter what we're having fun I'm having a lot of fun over here Let me play this for you real quick Uh oh We're still cool right Right right Three dads old fights and new hype Crack a beer, argue all night on We're Still Cool, Right.

Right. You just made us a fucking jingle. God bless the internet, man. You know what? Save your emails. It's done. We got one now. I kind of liked it. I kind of liked it. Every good jingle, play it again. It does.

We're down. We're down. You got to hear it multiple times here before. I like it. We're still cool, right. Right. Right. Three dazzled flights of new hype. Crack a beer, argue all night on We're Still Cool Right. Right!

That's fucking great. Oh, nice. Well done. What's he say? We're still old? And... It does say... Oh, there's no lyrics? No, there are lyrics. We're still cool, right? Three dads, old fights, and new hype. Old fights and new hype. Crack a beer, argue all night on We're Still Cool Right. Okay. I thought it said old dads and then new heights or something. Yeah. So new hype. Got it. Oh, I like it. That's fucking awesome. Well done. Put together six minutes over there. And if you're listening at home, this is why you get a logo. Yeah, you're wondering. Yep. Yep. You wonder what makes this sound good.

There you go. You just figured it out. Yeah. I love how cheesy and, like, overly happy it is. Like, we're still cool, right? Yeah. It felt like a Kool-Aid commercial. Yeah. Like we were all running in from. Or like Saved by the Bell. Like, yeah, we did it. Yeah. Go team. Oh my god, we need a video of us going like, yeah, and it freezes. We could do that. We could do that by my pool. We could jump in. Or we could do one where we come out of the pool with that plane. You know when they record that shit? Somebody bookmarked this when we do it and you realize one of us broke our legs. That's why. We're shot.

He tore his ACL. Erik cracked his head open and Mike fell over backwards. Oh, we could have some fun with that. I like it. all right it's another one in the books here yeah this was fun uh drink was good thanks again to ben's for sponsoring that and having fun with us um here we go i guess doing a joke oh that's right god how dare you damn i almost can't let mike's right out of here thunder it's the cobblestones um i will say i i know i've heard this joke i just can't remember if i've said it on the podcast so I apologize if this is a repeat. I hope it is. We're in a boat. Pete fell off and he's left.

We have new listeners now. Yeah, that's true. Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct. Because they're extinct. Oh, okay.

I'll be honest. I don't think you've told that one. I don't know. So I was sitting here like, well, because their hands are too small. I was hoping you were going to say that. Yeah. Maybe you have because I got that really fast. but I don't remember it. I don't know. I got nothing. You know what? I'll take it. It's a win. It's a win. Good for you. That's two now. I'm killing it. You're on the streak. Rolling. Yeah. Ghost trees!

With that being said, thanks for joining us. We will be back again next week. Until then, cheers. I'm going to go have a heart attack. See you guys. Cheers. Bye. Bye.

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