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Ep. 52Feb 11, 20261:03:30

Morning Wood / Miracle Whip / Bottled Beer

In this episode of "We’re Still Cool Right?", Erik, Mike, and Shaun kick back over drinks and swap stories about everything from weird bathroom habits to the ongoing battle between Miracle Whip and mayo.

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On job applications I put "can pee with morning wood" under skills. When they asked why, I said it's kind of hard.

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When I woke up I had to fight my morning wood. I beat it single-handedly.

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In this episode of "We’re Still Cool Right?", Erik, Mike, and Shaun kick back over drinks and swap stories about everything from weird bathroom habits to the ongoing battle between Miracle Whip and mayo. The guys reminisce about tanning trends, debate the coolness of bottled beer, and vent about rising prices at Dollar Tree and Arizona Tea. With plenty of laughs, a few rants about recycling, and some WAY too honest talk about morning wood, it’s just three friends hanging out, keeping things light, nostalgic, and real—exactly the way a good night with the guys should be.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

I enjoyed the cool tangy zip of Miracle Whip. Just wanted you guys to know that. Is that the commercial? Well, I guess I know what we're talking about. Is that an actual tagline? What is that? Yeah, that was... You guys don't remember that? That was like one of the little taglines. Yeah, that was their thing. God, how old are you guys? Too fucking old. We've discussed that. I know, but I think that was in like the 90s. I don't know. I remember that from a long time ago. Clearly, there's the pocket there, right? I'm too old and Logan's too young, so... Right. I was going to say, how did we miss the oldest Andy?

I know. Erik and I are right in that sweet spot, baby. Oh, there's a smooth gem right there we missed. But that means we're back again. So I'm Shaun. I'm Mike. And I'm Erik. And this is the We're Still Cool Right podcast. When you said in the intro, it says Erik, Mike, and Shaun, I was like, I just realized our initials are EMS, which is funny because if we drink too much, that's what we'll have to call. So I just noticed that. So I thought I'd bring that up. Thanks for that insight. You're welcome.

In case no one wonders where my brain goes constantly. On this episode of Shower Thoughts. Yeah. I'm going to take my clothes off now. I don't know why I'd expect anything different. I know. But there we are. We haven't even done a Mike's notebook in a while. Oh, right. Yeah. But let's get into this drink because I'm fucking thirsty. It looks delicious. Yeah. Take it away, Erik. Okay. We still haven't come up with a name. We got to figure out a name while we're trying this here. What do we call it? Shanky and Cider. That's what I came up with. Drink brought to us by Benz, by the way. Yes, it is.

The drink of the week is brought to you by Benz Beverage Depot. 501 7th Avenue. Son of a bitch. I was waiting for him. Such a bragger, that guy. So I just kind of made this shit up on the fly. I knew that we had Chanky's Whip in our little bar cart tote. And we love it. Why haven't we had it a while, Erik? Well, we couldn't get the bottle open last time. It's a tad sugary and it crystallized and it didn't want to open. I think that might be what the little floaty bits here are. The last time we said the word floaties on here it's because you put Tabasco in something. So don't say that. Shana's dry heaving.

There's fucking floaties! But this one is I just did a measure with your heart. Do one part to Shanky's whip to three parts of a hard cider of your choosing we have jefferson uh cider works that's local iowa cider here yep but really any nice cider will work and shanky's whip gives it kind of a caramely butterscotchery you know yeah because shanky's whip is a very unique drink it's it's sweet yeah like you just i don't know i don't what do you even call it it's an irish whiskey but it's like it's very sugary yeah yeah it's good though it's delicious so yeah with that being said let's get this drink let's try it boys everybody at home see that's good i'm thirsty and that is quenching my thirst that's actually really good i know what you're saying it's not what you thought it was going to be because i kind of thought with you like it'd be like a like a butter or caramel apple yeah that's kind of where i was going with it but It's not.

It's not super far from that. Having it on ice, I think, is even better. It's more like, you know, slammable. But when it was warm, you got more of the caramel-y stuff. Yeah, yeah. Hey, if you're feeling adventurous, do it as a bomb. Whatever. Right. We were originally thinking that. Oh, were you really? Oh, that's funny. Truth be told, we just didn't forget the shot glasses.

Boy, we are good at calling each other out on accident. We're real professionals here. this is called on the fly. Make it happen. Damn, Erik, you did a good job here. It's actually really good. I like it. I would have another. I would agree. And you can mix up the cider you use. It'll be a little bit different every time, but I think it's delicious. Again, thanks to Benz for sponsoring it. You guys are way too good to us, and hopefully some more stuff coming out with those guys. But yeah, so if you need anything, make sure you stop by. Tell those guys we sent you. yeah um they're good dude good dudes down there so i love it good stuff man yeah um do we want to jump into still cool we can do that yeah yeah go for it we've got some interesting ones so or do you want to start i don't want to go first with mine so why not yours starts right in the morning eric or do you want to start with what chaps your ass you know because i know you got one of those too i know this is a little off you know i'm going to get this out of the way first because we do this every now and then and i can't remember if i brought this one up this might be what annoys me more than anything i don't know what it is but when you go to the bathroom out and about especially the bar local pub whatever and people spit shit in the fucking urinals whether it's some people throw trash in them and they spit their gross ass chew packs in there god it's disgusting and i'm like there's always a bat a trash can right there every fucking bathroom has Goddamn trash yeah, there's no reason for it except you're a lazy piece of shit just a shit I love the places like cliffs

They have a sign that says the same person that is picking the chew packets and chew out of the urinal is the person That's making your drinks. Yeah, keep that in mind. Yeah, stop fucking it up for the rest of us I'll be honest with you. I did want to put a sticker right below that says employees must watch You asshole Yeah, I just do it's it's it's let's be honest It's the same thing as assholes who don't put their cards back just be a fucking There's just fucking people in the world and you know what if that's you fuck off. Yeah, you know Come on and I couldn't remember if I'd brought up before but I saw it again recently when we were out at cliffs And I saw the sign and everything and there was still like chew packs and I'm like yeah these motherfuckers man Like just stop it. I was in there a few weeks ago and someone threw like a a chip bag in there like eight doritos and threw it in there and then i'm like so then you're like just splashing piss on yourself you know i mean then i'm like this like come on i remember yeah so we should have kale on or someone sometime because i remember him talking about i think it was a patty's day it was like the weirdest things people do to fuck with your establishment or whatever yeah and someone like disconnected the water or something from the toilet yeah They stole the water line off of the women's bathroom toilet.

Yeah. Not an expensive part, but you couldn't use the toilet anymore. What the fuck are you going to do with that? They're not. They're just being an asshole. And also, did you bring tools in there to get this done? Like, what the fuck? Yeah, like thieves' tools. You're just rolling out a thing. I mean, my brain immediately went to when we were kids, and people would just make bongs and shit out of everything. Apples. I'm like, are they using the toilet water supply? That's ingenuity, right? That was MacGyver type shit. Yeah, yeah. I miss MacGyver. Anyway, yeah, I just, I don't understand the point.

And also, if you want to make a bong out of something, maybe not something that toilet water going through. I know it's clean water. Shut up. Anyway, yeah. I thought we should leave with that chap's mask because right when you said it, we're like, fuck yeah. Everyone's like, fuck those people. I was like, fuck those people. Yeah, so it was a good one to get out of there. So if you're listening, email in so we can roast the shit out of you. So, yeah. But hey, I was going to say also, before we get going in Stokel, you were on the deck diaries which came out today i was and um for those of you guys you we've had the gal we've had the girls on here um if you remember it was a blast um and got way off the rails but it was a really good time um tab and meg were awesome and then we've come fast friends with them but mike went over there and did their podcast and it's more of a serious podcast and mike hit a very serious topic and and shared some stuff so what i'll say man is first of all congratulations it's pretty badass that you would talk about that because it's not easy to do um and then for you to share what you did and it was a really really really awesome episode so um nothing else so shout out to them go listen to it but it really is a good one and it's a little bit of a different podcast than we have you know we screw around that that one's pretty serious but you guys still laugh and have fun so oh yeah they just they actually do a really good job about talking about a very serious topic and throwing some giggles in there so yeah again man I just think it's pretty badass to talk about what you did and have the balls to do it and then do it for everybody.

So thanks, buddy. I appreciate it, man. Yeah. Thank you girls for having me on. Yeah. It's, it's something that's important to me. And so, yeah, go check it out. I think I do remember saying on their podcast, like talking about ours. And I was like, guys, ours doesn't like this. If you come over and you're expecting this, I'm sorry, but like, we will, we'll definitely giggle and laugh. Well, they even came in, you know, they're, they mentioned something about it and the good spirits and, you know, it's really good. like you guys they talked about that so it's it's a great great episode um and you can see it on we're sharing it i know i've shared on my page you shared it on yours like on facebook yep but we can put it out there on our socials and stuff like that so you guys can click to it and see it but um those girls are doing a good job and again i want to point out that you did that and really probably a topic that a lot of guys go through that probably don't talk about so yeah for sure man yeah thanks man and thank you girls for having me on still cool still cool going on podcast is still cool you want me to go first airs gonna go last or bow out of doing this i like i want to get to eric's all right mine is uh because ashley and i joined a workout place in north liberty and so i'm wearing shorts and we were getting ready to go there and i'm like my fucking legs are so white i need some sun so bad and god damn it i already know where this conversation is tanning still cool nope never was especially spray tanning that can go fuck you talk about spray tan you talk about anything and i remember you know in high school it was the

shit you know i mean i like every girl was tan you know it was a big deal and then it dropped off obviously because you know cancer and everything else like that stuff but um i don't know it's still i'm kind of curious do people still use like the old school tanning bags like oh yeah no i i've heard i i'm not a professional with this i can't tan but i've heard that the beds got better like we talked about like how your mom had one back in the day those were like super strong bulbs and like that was when it was kind of first a thing i think it's gotten better but i know they still have beds because people use them all the time because if you didn't there'd only be spray tanning you know what i mean yeah so so and i know we've talked a little bit about this in different ones because what i'm about to say is like every high school girl that had the playboy bunny on there it was hot but that was from you know different conversations that we've had so i was like do we talk about this but no i don't think we had the official vote on this thing or no but um man i just yeah every hot girl did it i know that for sure and some of the girls that weren't very hot did you use tanning beds no i mean i did a couple times yeah but i never because even guys like before they go on a vacation or something they'll be like oh i have to get like a pre-tan going and so i did i would do that i did that i think a couple times that's probably when i did it yeah um and i remember i got fucking fried in one and then yeah bro and then i never want to go back you know um also when you're freckled it's not good right right you look in the mirror and you're like oh no what did i do like it's you look like your face melted off because all your freckles pop out right right it's weird like as i've

gotten older i get tanner now and it's probably just because i'm in i'm but i'm out in the sun all the time yeah i mean whether you know at the house or on the boat you know i mean i'm just out there all so i just kind of feel like my yeah skin kind of took a turn for it i don't know i don't know if that's a thing or not but i feel like i used to just get really red and now i get pretty tan yeah um did i tell the story i think about how my tanning experience and how it went yeah okay so yeah i don't have much to say to this because i can't if i see a tanning bed i burn so uh but i know i know it's still cool like actually it's funny you say this shout out to is it suntan city that's close to my house.

But they do like free tan week, and I know that's this week. Oh, yeah. Karen mentioned something about it. So I know like a lot of people before summer hits, it's the same name. They'll go in at least a few times to get that pre-tan going. You know what I mean? Yeah. And with the way this winter sucks, I don't blame people for getting that. It might be your five minutes of feeling like it's summer again. Give you a little something. Yeah. So it'll pick me up. I think it's still cool, though. I don't know if it's as popular as it was when we were in high school and everybody was doing it. but yeah they're still out there i feel like most people i know do spray tans now if anything like and it's mostly women but they like mostly people are doing spray tans versus regular tanning so it is kind of interesting to me but like i don't really do it because i just go out the first time and get yeah but you're different you're like still i know you're still tanner than most people right now yeah yeah this is worn off but like i um if i were to do it i would rather do a tanning bed than a spray tan i don't like the like coconutty smell i don't like the oily aspect of it like any of that and i've never done a spray tan myself but like i oh obviously know my wife does funny like that you're sure i understand other people under the bus aren't you here i thought you'd had one dude i've done it once it was great my wife fucking made so much fun of me we're in florida and i like it was i did it before we went to we're on spring break before we did that so it doesn't do anything for the sun i just didn't want to be completely white right when i do it she's like oh look at this beauty i just i'm like

yeah come on i just don't like i've heard that you know it settles in you shower at like after 24 hours you have to lay on towels because i'm like it's literally just you're it's a lot of a lot of work going with it but yeah so i don't then you take a shower and you're like what's happening i'm melting yeah look how dirty i am so i'm gonna vote that it's still that it's not cool but that for maintenance wise people might do it like i get it for that but like the the every the full week you know go every week i don't think people do that much anymore so that could be wrong yeah so i'd agree yeah i mean i because again i think it's definitely went down in how much people do it so anytime something declines it's like that kind of shows it's not as cool anymore tanning getting spray tan and all that stuff's still cool yeah what do they do other things at tanning salon like they obviously they do tanning beds and spray tans but because they're there's tons of them so they must be not as many as there used to be yeah i guess i don't know i just i'm like they still exist it's not like how fucking there's no mr movies anymore yeah i like blockbuster i find it kind of interesting because like they're here in cedar rapids there's all kinds of the suntan cities and that type of stuff right but like where i grew up i mean my mom cut hair and she also had a tanning bed.

Yeah. That was like the original spot before it became like the hairstyle. You'd go to like, yeah, the hairstyle. I think some gyms have tanning beds too. I think Planet Fitness or something. I don't know. The Mac. That makes sense. That's a good combo, I guess. Yeah. Get your pump in and then go get burned by the sun. Now it like When you put in all that work in your body show it off baby That right Gotta have something to to reflect off the abs you know what I saying Also tan hides fat well too So you know what I mean Oh yeah Wasn't that your line from like... Fat looks better tan. Fat looks better tan.

That's what it is. I'm going to jump in here because I think you guys are a little mistaken, or maybe not aware, but tanning is actually having a massive resurgence right now, particularly amongst Gen Z and Gen Alpha. And we know Logan has his pulse on the nation. All right. I'm just jumps in and fucking makes us look old. Another white guy on TikTok, you know. Listen here. But extremely popular. In the last decade, it's actually had a major resurgence. Wow. A survey by the Orlando Health Cancer Institute found that nearly a third of adults still think that having a tan makes you look healthier.

and the Skin Cancer Foundation reported that between 2015 and 2025, the number of new invasive melanoma cases diagnosed increased by 42%. Holy shit. Wow. So people are reeling a fuck it. I got to look good. That's definitely like one of the major takeaways is people are forgoing health and safety. According to another survey, one in seven people still believe that putting suntan lotion on is more dangerous than sun exposure itself. That's crazy. Yeah, that's a whole thing. Yeah. They can make anything scary. We need to do another conspiracy theory podcast with stuff like that. I've got 10 times more.

We need to get one of those things on the book. We need to get that coming up soon. Anecdotally, I'm aware of at least three different TNA places that have opened in town in the last couple of years. So it's definitely still popular. It's not maybe as mainstream or at least in your worlds. you know maybe it's probably yeah what my world the 40 to 50 community is not killing it anymore in the tanning beds they're wrinkled enough now different question between is it popular and is it cool i can tell you it's still popular yeah or at least resurging and popular yeah that's true is it still cool only you guys they run a pretty tight line you know it's just so popular that's That's a pretty tight line, so I would...

I think it's cool. I think having a tan makes you feel a little bit better and all that. I don't know. As someone who can't tan, I don't give a shit. Fuck all of you who can tan. Like, honestly, that's literally where I stand. Do you wish you could? Yes! Are you jealous? Yes! That's why you hate them. Do you wish you had hair? Yes! Do you want me to keep going? Do you wish you were taller? Uh-huh. This is what we keep getting to though. You can tan, you just gotta spray tan. I got a tripod right there Jesus Christ. I'll call me all third leg for nothing. Yeah, I was trying to think of some sort of I have a really good personality. Yeah When isn't it Better question is you're the first one to do it We just follow the lead here. I've said it before I'll say it no one makes fun of me better than me Okay, well, with all those stats coming out, I guess it's still cool since, you know, all the guys with computers.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Only you guys can decide what's cool. I'm just letting you know. All right, with the newfound information I have, I suppose I'm going to have to vote that it's cool. I love that Logan writes in just completely annihilating what you said. And he's like, but whatever you think, you know what I mean? Okay, hold on. Here's the way I picture it, right, is like I can tell you the facts. I can tell you what's popular. Right. Popular does not equal cool. You are the arbiters of cool. Yeah, you get to decide that's the whole name. That's the premise of the show you guys heard it here first. We We made the podcast we get to decide I'm the captain now So there you go, you're only cool if you say you're cool It's you have the power. I don't know like a game of thrones. He's like no real king says have to test to say I'm the king That's true. Yeah, so I'm gonna just shut my mouth Exactly yeah So anyway, yeah.

So anyway, cancer. Cheers to that. Cancer, definitely not cool. Cancer's never cool. I forgot to say, we do have one extra drink on set because our buddy Clint, who works for Topland Goliath, sent us with this crawler of barrel-aged amber called Pearl. So shout out to you, buddy. We appreciate it. It's delicious. Never had it before. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's really good. This is one that I think it's only available to tap room. Yeah, I think it's an experimental one. They're trying. But definitely if you stop at a TG, give it a try. It's really good. Yeah. I love it. Look at all these things here lined up.

So we got this email from Ben. Oh, yeah. Anything to delay with Erik? No, no, no. We'll get to it. Okay. I can go next. It's up to you. Do you want to save your big reveal? Oh, do you have a cool still too? Yeah. Well, it's not necessarily cool. because obviously some things where it's like, is it cool or do you guys like it? Whatever. But no one likes this. And I feel like every time I bring it up, everyone would be like, ew, gross. You're disgusting. I think if you have to pick between the two, I think Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise. It's a hot take and you're fucking wrong. Miracle Whip is fucking delicious.

Now, I've stopped eating it as much because it's not that either one is great for you, but there's a lot more sugar in Miracle Whip. That's why it has the sweetness. and also people try to compare them. I think they're different. They're not the same thing. It's close to what mayonnaise is but why does no one like Miracle Whip? I think it's fucking delicious. I like both. I know that they're different and I can tell the difference. I didn't realize so many people hated Miracle Whip. We brought it up last night when we were together and half of you were like, yo. I have to say this real quick. We'll give you guys a little behind the scenes.

When we start our episodes for the week, we sometimes talk about what we're going to bring up as a topic so that we can get our thoughts flowing. So it's not always coming in cold. And Mike just sends Miracle Whip. I'm like, what the fuck? Is this your grocery list? Or like, what are we doing here? Yeah, because we hadn't said anything. And you were at Darts. And I just wrote Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip. I was going to put it in my notes. I'm like, nope. If I forget that it's there, they'll remember I sent my grocery list. Fairness, we hit happy hour at like 3 o'clock before that came out. So, you know, like, you know, like.

You're celebrating. Yeah, I expect that. But it was... You never know what's gonna go on with that. No, if someone would ever look at our thread, by the way, our, like, podcast thread, they'd be like, what is wrong with you guys? Like, it's so all over the place. Maybe we should, like, publish the redacted version on the Patreon. Oh, like, the F3 files? It'll be like, and then black, black, black, black, black, and black, and black, and black, black, black. Yeah. Great. Sure learned a lot from this one. You're welcome. This is how you do it, American government. We followed the orders Yeah, right Ours were on time But, yeah So anyway No, I think it's actually more that If something happens to one of the three of us We go right for that phone Delete Yeah Yeah Put the phones in the microwave and turn it on We did pull it up your phone in the casket Like, here you go Come on, let's get rid of this I'd rise from the dead for one second To snap the phone in half and die again So you don't like Miracle Whip, though?

so like do you even like it in general like don't not even compare it to mayonnaise like do you enjoy it or do you think it's gross so i've only had it kind of well no i don't really like it yeah no i i'm uh there's a lot of hellman's mayonnaise man like that's where i like i've heard dukes like you were saying that but dukes is fucked to me hellman's mayonnaise is where it's fucking at like that is the best that is what got us on the conversation yeah yeah because you made ashley a sandwich way back in the day or something no she was doing the light one all the time you know whatever yeah and like she like kind of got me switched over that which i'm not a huge mayonnaise fan anyway like i like it but it grease it kind of grosses me out too much like both of it it kind of like like i really like it i just it just kind of also creeps me out and um she like made me a sandwich one time i'm like this is the best fucking sandwich ever ashley i'm like this is so good i love it you know all on she's like i'm like what's different because it was just like a fucking turkey you know what i mean and she's like ah fine it's fucking the real mayonnaise and i'm like we're never going back to that fucking light shit it was because she had the regular stuff because she like made a dip for a party yeah and had a little bit left so and she knew right when you right when she said it she's like because i'm just going on and on about how good it was and then she like had to come did you know you're a chef this is amazing yeah so so yeah that's how that's how that one got to that but yeah we got on that conversation i think that's what led to the whole mayonnaise It is, and that's why I texted Miracle Whip.

Yeah, exactly. When Kara got me obsessed with Kewpie mayo, which is like Asian mayonnaise, or they use it in sushi. So she makes this sushi bake that's so goddamn good. But it's anything sushi-related. She'll make poke bowls, and she uses that. What's the other thing it's always... Oh, like a Connie salad, if you've ever had that with the imitation crab meat. It's so good. It's more creamy, I feel like, than actual mayonnaise. But I don't it's fucking delicious and she only uses it on like certain things fuck I had a sandwich here dad put it on It's amazing I don't know dude. You know you're getting into the good No, this was mine. I bought my own I'm not getting into her reserves You know what I'm saying get my ass kicked But no it's fucking delicious. I'd never even knew what it was till she made me try it so there you go I've never heard of Hellman's Dukes and Kewpie we got a you know, so I like I like the olive oil mayos now.

They're a little more healthy, I guess, like less calories or something, but it still tastes like mayo to me, like real mayo. Yeah. I do like real mayo better than Miracle Whip. But if you put Miracle Whip on a sandwich, I'm not going to be mad about it. That's what I grew up with. But I would choose mayo as a condiment over almost anything else. Really? That's your go-to? Yeah. You like it? Okay. Everything has mayo on it. I don't like ketchup that much anymore. I overused it as a kid. God, if I had to pick one condiment, that'd be so hard. I'm a condiment whore. I have just bottles and bottles of stuff.

Between hot sauces and barbecue sauces. Sriracha is probably my number one. I guarantee I use more of that than anything. I would have to pick mayo just because it's the number one use. It goes with so many things. I love stone ground mustard. I love hot sauces. Jalapeo mustard. Are you hungry too? I didn't realize how hungry I am. I'm just picturing walking into your house and there's just bottles like a hoarder's house. Like a guy who collects Funkos. It's just like, here's my mustard. It's when you open the refrigerator door and it all like fucking falls out. I do hate that. Have like a whiskey room or like a wine cellar or something.

Condiment room. This is my secret condiment room. This is my special ketchup from Japan. It's not open don't touch it It's a collector's edition, it's still in the box It's 1984 Vintage That was a good year for ketchup We're waiting for something, we're for a celebration to crack that baby open When we get to 50 Patreon members, we're cracking open the 1987 ketchup Oh the 87 ketchup is worth that That's great Remember like the blue ketchup they made in like the 90s? Yes I could never bring myself to try them I couldn't try them, it grossed me out too I know it's the exact same. It tastes the same, yeah.

It was like Pepsi Clear kind of. It just made it even more unhealthy. Throw some dye in there. We're living too long. How do we fuck this up a little bit? People aren't... Exactly. They're not tanning enough. Let's add it.

Although I did hear the other day I fucking made a grilled cheese for lunch. It's been a while since I had one. but I've heard people instead of using butter they do mayonnaise so I've tried I did that I don't know man it was good my kids didn't prefer it they were like it's not bad but it's not the same and I kind of agreed to them it wasn't bad but I thought butter just was better there's the colors like Heinz had the those easy squirt ones are what I remember it's fucking gross Right? Yeah. It's- No thanks. Like Burger King made a burger recently- Yeah. Made a black bun. Yeah. I was like, no, why?

I don't want it. What marketing genius came up with the name Easy Squirt? Yeah. I saw a movie called that once. Made my nickname in high school. Oh, here comes all Easy Squirt Barry, we're on a plane. Sorry guys, I got a little legs. Do I play the outro here? Yeah. And I'm out. I got nothing more for the day.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so what's your official take on the Miracle Whip? I think it's always going to be cool, because you don't have to have it beat out mayo or whatever, but try it. I remember as a kid, white bread, turkey, cheese, some potato chips, and Miracle Whip on both sides. Best sandwich ever. See, I don't think it's cool. I think that's the one that nobody shows off that they have. They secretly, if they like it, they don't. It's front and center in my fridge, mofo. Yeah, I lean more towards it's not cool because I think there's so many good mayos out there, and with the olive oil mayo and stuff like that, there's good ones.

It's gotten fancy. I hope it doesn't go away because there's some recipes, like old-school recipes, that require Miracle Whip. If you don't have that little bit of zip to it or whatever, it's different. That cool, tangy zip of motherfucking Miracle Whip. You need it. I remember where it is. I was going to mention. So I looked it up, and they say that mayonnaise is better for baking, but Miracle Whip is best for cold salads and dips. That's what I remember it being for. My grandma made a fruit salad. Suddenly salad, people have put it in. It just adds a little bit of sweetness to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And if you don't love suddenly salad, you can kiss my ass. That's so good. Talk about chaps. My ass is the fucking price of that now, though. Isn't that weird? Go fuck yourself. It used to be 99 cents a box. It's like three something now. Yeah, it's like four bucks for a box of that shit. And there's nothing to it. No, and it's gotten smaller. It's dehydrated fucking peas. Yeah, it's got, yeah. Why are you laughing at us? That fucking chaps my ass. Every time we start talking about prices, we sound like the oldest fuckers.

Don't get me started on the price of nuts. It pisses me off. You guys want to bitch about gas? Because that's going back up, too. I filled up, and I was not happy. Goddamn this economy. Goddamn it. Well, who's setting these processes? I'm sorry. When you get used to things being fucking 99 cents and then all of a sudden it's like $4.50 and you get less, fuck off. Yeah, shrinkflation is a thing. The only thing that I get upset is Arizona Tees changing from 99 cents. Now that's upsetting. I thought they said they would never do that. Did they change? No, but there were places selling it for more anyway.

They're not supposed to. It says it on the can. There's been a whole bunch of drama about it. You can't change the can. Yeah. There's been a bunch of drama. Someone said recently that, like, I go to Dollar Tree for certain things. Like, when I smoke meat, they're like the tin pans. Those disposable ones They super cheap there So I go there for those I haven been there in a while but someone said i everything had went up to a dollar 25 a while back someone said it went up again now it a dollar 50 like are you gonna be allowed to be called dollar tree soon like soon because it's gonna be two dollars an item so two dollar tree those trees like just dollars tree they add a z dollar trees marketing genius I like that it's dos trees one word is in Spanish sorry dos trios whatever you American fucks I can't wait until we go to Mexico si mi si mi yes hold on uno dos Tres Cervezas Tres Spears please My son's actually really good at Spanish He'd be so pissed at this right now How do you say tree in Spanish?

Trio? I don't remember what tree is Brancho? I don't know To madre es una gonga That's all I know and that's your mom is a bargain I think Arbol That's tree? That's a lot for tree It should just be trio Arbor. Oh, they do always make sense when you actually think about their words. Americans are stupid. It's all Latin-based, so even English is Latin-based, kind of. Unless we don't like the way... Before we move on, I think I found the answer to your Suddenly Salad complaint. There is no answer for this price. General Mills sold Helper and Suddenly Salad to Eagle Family Food Group in a cash transaction.

Cash? Transaction? I was laughing too much. Of $610 million in 2022. So now they have to make up that money. They're climbing out of a hole. Correct. What's their name? Eagle Foods? Eagle Family Foods. Eagle Family Foods. Fuck you. That doesn't say family to me. Raising the price on middle America. That's right. Assholes. Sounds like a family that's got some fucking cash, though. Yeah. Yeah, if you guys want to sponsor the podcast, I'll take it all back. Yeah. You can email us at worstelacour.gmail.com. I'll respond. It's fine. We even talk about suddenly salad all day. Yeah, well should all eat it all day The ASMR that's gonna be gross Someone's stirring macaroni don't worry about yourself We're fucking way off sound like a second here's the funny part because i because we know clint the way we do there's no abv on here but if there was he probably would have lied to put like 5.4 it could be 14.9 i have no idea it doesn't drink like that no no anything barely is going to be a little higher right typically yeah yeah

yeah so it's good stuff though anyway yeah those trees on to uh yeah so all right let's talk about our email we got an email from ben that we didn't get to last week still delay no we're good i don't I don't want to lead with that. So let's go. Okay. So he gave a quote on the subject line again. So let me read this. A couple circus freaks jump out of your closet or in a double team your wife. See, I'm guessing he's always like wondering which one he's going to get it first when I'm reading it. Oh, that could be. Shaun's better. I think it grabbed him quickly. There are three rules that I live by.

Never get less than 12 hours of sleep. Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city. and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that and everything else is cream cheese. Hold on. What the fuck is that? I know this. I know I know it.

Everything else is cream cheese. I don't know. I don't remember. It's from Teen Wolf. Oh, that's right. When he's peeling the egg. Yeah. I would have never got that. I would have taken a while, but yeah. I thought that was a more recent quote. Jesus. No, I feel like some of that sounds really familiar except for the like everything else is cream cheese really yeah I was like I don't remember that well. He's just like eating that egg and everything in there. Yeah, that was good Man good job Ben Joe. Okay, so he's like hold on I would have laughed if that was the whole email Oh have a great week It's like just all of the messages in the subject line yeah regards ghost trees yeah just a signature okay uh what's up boys okay this one is both ends of the sword cool and not cool okay glass beer bottles i have had thousands of bottles of beer in my day and getting one at a bar is still the way to go i do love a love a draft but i tend to drink it too fast and get hammered too fast so that is user error but being handed a cold bottle of the from out of the lower cooler just still hits and is cool on the other end glass bottles at home first off i don't think they taste the same as the ones from the bar for some reason and second we all know a guy that shows up with a bottle box of bottles and we know he isn't taking the empty ones ever

more room in the fridge they're annoying to clean up the recycling people you may or may not take all that type of stuff so yeah uh you find random bottle tops the next few days so not cool right i would agree i fucking love a bottle beer it's funny too i was like thinking back in the day you guys always drank bottles at the at the bar like when we were at the moose and stuff it was just bottles bottles bottles i drank them then too but not as religiously as you guys did but tall boys weren't as big then they weren't no that wasn't like a yeah but now now it's like yeah i do tall boy just because it's easier and it's four extra ounces and um but yeah i will agree god i hate when people bring bottles over oh it's the worst i get so mad and it's like there's always one person that does it and i'm like fine but take them with you put it back in the box why so okay fucking if you'd brought it over to benjo's house he'd put it back in your car if it's if it's a like if it's a place where they're difficult to recycle I get that for us I just put them in the bottle bucket and set it out on the curb I don't try to get the five cents I don't either I don't even do plastic bottles I throw them in the fucking recycling I have can shed boxes and they're dedicated to cans I'm the same way it annoys me because my glass bucket only goes out once every four to six weeks because usually it's like an empty bottle of whiskey every now and then

there's not a lot in there but when someone brings over 12 bottles it fills the goddamn thing and i have to take it out every time and it's just like you said they cling together they break i just don't like if somebody brings over bottles then i might be in a tough spot because aaron drinks wine so we already have some exactly between whatever other glass but yeah i just borrow the neighbor's bucket then i will say it's gotten easier to get rid of them than it used to be it has a glass thing and but But yeah, it's fucking annoying. Yeah. Did you ever get one of those no glass stickers on the recycling bin?

No. I've heard of those, though. If they catch you putting glass on them. You haven't had Cedar Rapids shit, have you? No, because we pay for it, so it fucking all goes in there. The recycling bin, if you put anything glass in there, they put a big white warning label, no glass, on your bin. Like the cone of shame. This is your one warning. So I did get those back when I had the, yeah. My fucking garbage man hated me. oh yeah cedar rapids but no we pay for it and yeah they're pretty loosey-goosey with i will say have you ever felt like they're judging you like you know i've had a weekend where maybe maybe i had you guys over and we were like doing some whiskey tastings and we finished like a couple bottles right and then someone had a bottle of wine and then someone had some beer bottles and i'm like you take it out there and you're like this looks really bad well i'll tell you what last week and i'm like i want to put a sticker there and be like this wasn't all me i had people over that was i remember the one going around during covid when people were like dude because you could be like trust me i had people over they're like no you fucking didn't even though you're walking out oh no i never even thought of it like that i had some buddies that they just like they didn't even they're like i'm just gonna set it all out on the curb and post it on the fucking buy sell trade and somebody will just come pick them up i have had that happen actually where i had it out there and i went the next like the next morning i like was leaving for work and i was like did they already come because that was empty no they hadn't even came someone just came and grabbed all my glass and i was like all right i don't care that's crazy yeah we in our neighborhood one of the sports teams they always put it out and they're like hey we're gonna be in

the neighborhood if you want just leave it on the curb and we'll pick it up so people would do stuff like that or if you put your can't shit out there they'll give you another bag and it goes to like the archery program okay i mean so they like do it for that stuff i mean as long as they give me another bag because that's why i don't do it i need another yeah no they would they give you a bag they would leave you they'd type however many they grab they'd tie it on the door for you okay even if it wasn't completely full too they'd just oh yeah you know as that's genius though yeah yeah just use it for charity or whatever yeah and so that would be like okay yeah i mean so that was really cool and that's that's what we're really good to see in the neighborhood how many how much people drink well they've been to sean's house twice this week okay so this is another interesting thing i just thought of with this there's places they don't have bottle redemption or can redemption they throw everything nothing's recycled so everything is especially then you don't want to yeah like deal with it no yeah yeah like they don't have like can shed like so you throw away their can so the trash can get full you can't even recycle cans like missouri has no like think about like when we're down at the lake we throw them away and how many times we've taken the garbage out a lot yeah i mean all the time like i have to get a can crusher so just to make i want to make like a pneumatic can crusher for the lake yeah yeah because it's like the same thing they don't you know i mean we have to throw it all out buddy jay uh jody's brother uh him and holly they have a can crusher in their garage and it's so fun yeah i don't know

know why it's fun but well we're all definitely need one of those for the instinctual to not do it because you're supposed to get the money right yeah no so I need to get one for the kind of you know I hate you know remember soda cans though it's so depressing shut up you're welcome everybody Logan's waking up from his nap jump the gun okay I guess I can't do a dad joke It would have been even funnier if that was your joke for it. Oh, man. I actually would have been mad at me because I know I would have known the answer. Right. Oh, something that did happen to me recently talking about garbage and stuff, though.

And stop me if I said this because I can't remember. I left my garbage can out like two extra days. I was gone and wasn't home. I didn't bring it back in. I go to bring it in. I'm like, this feels like heavy. Somebody had stopped and put a fucking bag of garbage in my garbage can. Really? Yeah. I felt so violated. And I almost was like, I'm going to tear this open and see if there's like mail in there so I can find out who it was. But like I looked at the bag and it was just, it's like some dirty person just cleaned out their car. It was like fast food bags. And then someone was like, was it your son?

I'm like, oh shit. That's what I was thinking. It wasn't. I checked to them. Or one of his friends or something. Yeah. I mean, maybe. But I was like, you just took half my can away. Did you pull back up to the house after that? Yeah. So you ought to have been like, nope, that stays on the curb now until it fucking gets picked up again. But I have to put stuff in it. Yeah. I'd walk my happy ass down. I'd come back to my house. It was canned or closed. It's fine. I was so mad. The neighborhood shame would get to me. I can't leave my family out that long. Right. Dude, it was already happening. Two days later, the old people are staring at you.

You see what you're doing to this neighborhood. Especially in your neighborhood. Yeah, it's all old people. That's why it also freaks me out. Sometimes I'll take my garbage out and no one else's is out. I'm like, fuck. Was there a holiday this week? What's going on? Because I'm never first. like it happened tonight i took it out and no one else's was out and i'm like well i either beat all you guys you get to feel like shit or i'm wrong half the time i fucking pull out heading to work and then all of a sudden i'm like god damn turn around i hate that like at least i catch it before i'm gonna have to change my routine because usually i have a reminder set when i get home from darts on my phone it pops up and says take out the trash because it's tuesday nights and now you're done with darts and i'm done with darts so i gotta i'm already gonna be home it'll still remind me at 10 p.m yours goes on wednesday oh that makes it so you'll just be yeah you know kicking it oh yeah yeah um nothing worse than fucking forgetting to take the garden so a little cedar rapids psa for everybody if you didn't oh yeah this is big news you could get a giant fucking garbage can now yeah i saw that there's two new sizes yeah yeah how much you have paid for that it was 35 bucks and i got the biggest one possible well but it's not a one time it's the 35 was one time for the delivery oh yeah you pay a little bit more on your yeah it's like monthly it's penny it's small it's way cheaper than buying the tags because the tags speaking of about prices i remember when tags were a dollar 25 i think they're like 250 now for one bag of garbage yeah we have so i mean a family of five that you're gonna yeah that's a lot the can that

we have is not sufficient it's right it never it is always full we always have an extra bag every single time. Luckily, I have a neighbor across the street. It's just her. And she's gone all through the winter. She's nice enough to let us throw the extra bag in there. But now I have a fucking can that'll fit all of our garbage, which is amazing. I'm going to start bringing stuff to yours and just dropping a random bag off like those assholes did to me. You'll see my address there. He's like, you fucking asshole. Bring all your glass bottles of beer, too. We should save up It's worth this effort to do it Just be like, motherfucker Shaun, let's save up our glass And put them into five-gallon buckets And just drop them off on a random Tuesday And we'll have like nine of them out there Like, you drunk bastard I love it It was a stressful week, man Ariel back out and she's like These fucking assholes Oh, shit Okay, so bottles of beer let's circle the wagons bottles of beer I for the longest time did not think they were cool at all I just hated the concept every once in a while it would be nice to have one but it wasn't something I wanted I started liking High Life especially with a little bit of Aperol in it we've done this on the show it's way better out of a glass bottle than a fucking can or anything else I don't know what it is also if you watch old movies when they get around and they bring the glass and they're freezing cold

Water's dripping condensations coming on the side There's a nostalgic feeling to that Even hearing Ben's email And thinking back to the moose when we were young And I was there with you and your family and stuff And watching all the I like that brought nostalgia back You know what I mean So it like a million Miller Lights You know what I mean I totally get it Now it makes me want to go have a bottle of beer somewhere Sounds good. I fucking love them. I'm going to have a bottle of High Life. I'm the same way, though. His comment about drinking the draft beers, I just chug them too fast, even though it's my favorite way to get it.

Yeah, we did that recently. He's right, though. I don't think about that, but he's right. I do drink draft beers way too fast. They're delicious and they just go down easy. Especially when they bring them two at a time and you're trying to make sure the second one is warm. That chaps my ass. We're at a happy hour and it's like a two for one and you bring them both to me, that second one is going to be warm and gross. Like, come on. What are you doing? It's up to you to put it down faster. Or if you get tall boys, most places put it in a little ice bath. But it's like, I want a draft. Or you go with your buddy.

If you got the same one, then you just go one round. That's the heck. That is because I have friends. So I can't. Shut up. Give me a call. I'll be your wingman, all right? There's four of us. I'm just saying. I'll be your wingman. We'll be all right. I like when a place will give you like a coin, right? They'll give you like a poker chip or something, and you can turn that in for your other drink. Yeah. That's the way to do it. Those are the best. I agree. Yeah, like Stadium does that when we do darts. They give you a little like plastic cup, nuts your back up and yeah and then you just try to stack as many as you can yeah and then it gets to be nine o'clock you're like he's left yeah can i get these to go we've done that hey you guys during covid they let you get so now they don't have they can let you take beer to go yeah life hack there you go that's i mean that's the one positive thing i can can say about kim literally yep i'll just leave it at that i'll just leave it at that yeah it's the most expensive case beer you ever we've all been there like after a wedding and you're like maybe go to the hotel bar and they're gonna close and you're like can i can i just get 12 to go they're like yeah for six bucks each you're like run it and then you wake up the next day you're like i shouldn't have done that that was a bad idea i still have 10 in the fridge my sister bailey did that one time the same exact scenario went to the hotel bar and we're like grab some beers go she got a fucking case and i'm like god we don't need a case of fucking beer right now like we've been drinking all night but in the

moment i think she's spent like a hundred and some dollars i'm like the next morning she's like what do i do i'm like well fucking take it with you because you paid enough yeah those better be the best beers you've had this month you know what i mean yeah i would say for every one of those yeah all right so official votes bottle beer's cool yeah it's always cool cool fuck yeah always cool yeah very cool stamp it boom yep that one gets the stamp of approval right all right so i have a we're still cool we've been alluding oh you do the whole episode that i've been dragging my feet on it um i hope it's not appropriate at all so this is a interesting it was a shower thought so i'm just gonna dive into it kind of makes it worse yeah that's true hold on what time are you taking the shower would you say it was prior to 8 a.m yeah okay no no prior to nine i don't get up okay okay fine we'll go with nine that's fine okay so is morningwood still cool my girlfriend votes yes let me let me set the stage for this question i remember when i we were younger like early early relationship and younger like sometimes in the morning you know i just whip off the covers and the wife would be like holy shit that looks great let's do something about this I want to swing on that tree.

She says to you, holy shit, that looks great. So proud of you, but she went, that's still cool. Honestly, that's my words. That's how I'm interpreting her in my head. Really, it was, what the fuck?

What did you eat? Go to the shower and take care of that. I'm picturing a comic book with the chat bubble. That's me writing in her words. His arms are like... oh this old thing never seen it so big forever but now like okay so I've been married for 20 plus years we're older it happens to us but the other day same scenario occurs and it was kind of like really I gotta get ready for work and then also I'm like well I gotta fucking try and pee and this is gonna be impossible it's the worst trying to wrangle that thing and you're like don't hit the wall you know yeah so I thought I would bring it to you guys so let's make the vote Buddy I've never been so glad that you brought something to me before I'm glad you didn't bring actually the thing but I'm glad we're talking about it No exhibits You imagine Erik just walks in right now Okay we're ready, takes his robe off Jesus man The older you get the more you appreciate that you know don't miss an opportunity with an erection or whatever You gotta take the age of everyone at this age Yeah, we're not getting any younger You beat my little monkey and swing from this branch So when we were Yesterday when we were together Erik said, so am I so cool, right?

He says it to me and he's like, morning wood He just looked at me and I'm like I'm going to need more contacts here And I'm like, of course But he's like, morning wood It's the way that you look at Logan when you say sexual things Did you go, he says morning wood yeah i don't i yeah i mean there's those mornings people are busy i get it but i i think even wives would agree that's always going to be cool you know what i mean so yeah you can't take away from that when i when i brought this up to you guys though i started thinking like oh do we need to have a female what's the female version of morning wood right like so i i was like coming up with jokes and stuff you want me to say what i came up it's oh yeah yeah because i was like i don't know we need to brainstorm there's so many things right we were like okay like you know stiff lips like whatever right so then i was like we're thinking Got him!

Got him! Got him! We need a camera on him. We do need a camera on him. It's like a punch in the face. Have you ever seen someone that like ran into a fart? That's- he literally went- Oh, Jesus. God. Yeah. Oh, God. No, but I was like thinking like, okay, coffee, and then I was like, coffee beans. Ooh, the clitoris bean. Okay, I was like, oh, the dripping bean. Also, great coffee shop name. Nope. So if you open that up, we'd love you to be our sponsor. That's right. I'm totally stuck on turning to my wife and going, do you have stifling? Marnie, I'm so sorry.

Let us know all that works. Please. Can you record her reaction when you ask that? I'll be more impressive when you pull it off. It worked, guys. Hold on, he comes in and tells us being a black eye. She told you, didn't she? So in the looking for a joke today, I found this amazing name for it. It's so good. Morning Dew. Yeah.

That's what it is now. It's damn good. For me, in my head, for now on, that's what it is. Still like stiff lips, but yeah. I feel like Mountain Dew needs to trademark. Oh, yeah. There's something there. The Morning Dew. Mountain Dew, Morning Dew. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Yeah. Sounds refreshing. what crisis is going to happen we already talked about that every time they come out with a new one then some crisis happens oh yeah that was some of our conspiracy on our conspiracy theory podcast or on our episode Shaun brought this one up yeah there's a whole one of like every time they release like a red rush whatever that they've that Mountain Dew's done there's been some sort of tragedy that's happened like environmental right around like within like Baja Blaster was like the Hawaii like tsunami or whatever like right when it gets released like within a few weeks or months they're like something happens there is yeah so the question is is morning do worth it right well i like it so much that we just don't ruin the morning too right by coming out leave it alone mountain dew is what i'm doing dude it's trademark you can't have it you heard it here first yeah checking domain names there you go patent lock that down now yeah it's available shut up really yeah buy it right now before this drops no no so i can't even focus now jesus christ it's definitely still cool morning dew's still cool stiff lips are cool and they're dripping beans so cool yeah who wants to

get a coffee do you know ever do you ever just go like why won't this thing just go away though so there's that when you have to pee real bad and you're like you're sitting there like grandma grandma grandma it's called lever cock yeah but you have to yeah but as you push it down you go up on your toes so it's like a lever you push the lever and the only way to do it is get up on the top like like when you're really drunk and you got really on the wall yeah so the old term lever That's where it comes from. This is why we did good in geometry.

I never knew I was a mathematician. We're basically a beautiful mind. You know what I mean? Stay in school, kid. Why are you good in geometry? You try to pee with a fucking heart on it. You got to trap it under the seat so it can't go anywhere. Then you stand up and pull it up with you. Sit down and crush your balls. You know if you just pee in the shower, then you're good to go here with us. Fuck off. God, you bastard for bringing that fucking full circle. Just making more points on... Don't pee in the shower, kids. Don't be a Shaun. Yeah. No, just smash your dick in the fucking seat.

It's a rite of passage, okay? Makes you a man. Oh, God. I think I'm going to pee blood. Yeah, it's not good. Literally never done that. You're still young. Wait till those babies start dropping. Oh, no, it's happening.

Jesus Christ. How did we get here? It's a great episode. So, this is the backup joke that I read. Hold on, before you do it, was that all? Was Ben's email the bottle? That was bottle thing, yeah. Okay, I just want to make sure we didn't miss something. Yeah, we didn't leave him hanging there. Okay, okay. I'm sure he's going to have comments about the morning wood. do we need to decide if morning wood is cool we do 100 it's 100 cool yeah and that's again might be the coolest especially as you get older it's like anytime you look down at that and i didn't think about that full salute you're like what's up brother it takes me a good day yeah i didn't think about that when i brought this to you guys i was because i was kind of like in this moment of conflict but like but for us moments of conflict always turn into funny moments yeah and so i'm glad you got me there it's like yeah you gotta you gotta enjoy them while you have them always i'm glad we can get you there like what we don't want to do is the math on how many more of those we're gonna have before we die so that's why you enjoy every last one of them okay when you start putting like tally marks on a board or something that would be so sad i'd be like 22.

there was oh there's a comedian that used to have a song dear penis and he'd sing to it yeah i don't I don't know why I remember that. He's like, you used to watch me shave in the morning. Now all you do is look at the floor.

There was also a comedian that was talking about, I was talking about how, you know, Logan, he's still young. His boys are going to start, his Olsen twins are going to hang lower. You know what I mean? And there was a comedian that said like he used to make, he used to get a tattoo of a tally mark every year of like where they're at. Like when a kid's growing. And he's like, oh no, they're halfway to the knee. Mary Kate's a little lower than Ashley Well, yeah, she had a rougher upbringing It's fine I beat that one more Never mind, never mind That was a masturbation joke, not an abuse joke For anyone paying attention You really feel old when you sit on them, let me tell you that Especially with the seat Yeah And dad joke Okay, so they're not dad jokes But I'm going to give you two Oh, okay, even better I can't guess these then because they're not dad jokes.

No, they're not dad jokes. They're Morning Wood related. Oh, yay. On job applications, I put can I pee or can pee with Morning Wood under skills. When the employer asked me why I put that there, he said, well, because it's kind of hard.

That's kind of a dad joke. That's kind of a dirty dad joke. I like it. And then my second one, this is my favorite. This is the one that you guys got me laughing, you know, before the episode. when i woke up i had to fight my morning wood i beat it single-handedly that's a really good one though yeah i like that yeah very good so uh so surprisingly you know this is now in my google search history that you guys have to clear later yeah i got morning with dad jokes let's put a kill switch on there to just empty that drive yeah right on the event of my death yeah i only have one request all right well hell boys say on that note uh it's been a pretty good one yeah thank you guys for uh listening to us laugh through this and uh cry a little bit i hope you all may wake up with morning wood and and tight lips so uh so I can buy MorningDo.me for $7 I only want it to be mine It should redirect to your website Dot me is just perfect MorningDo.me MountainDo.me Thank you all for listening I wanted to say real quick shout out to Benz again and just a reminder that we have an upcoming live event

which is going to be toward the end of February. An event is coming out on our Facebook soon. We'll post it on Instagram and all the other stuff along with Patreon and our Discord. So be on the lookout for that. Our buddy Mike Schulte will be joining and we'll be live on everything we can be. Yeah, we'll be live and then afterwards we will open it up and discuss with you. So we had many people ask to do that, to be live. So you can share, chime in, yeah, interact with us. Yeah, that's going to be a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to that. And we're going to do a giveaway on that episode. So it's going to be awesome.

We've got some really fun stuff coming up with Benz and with the summer and with live events. So very, very, can't even put into words how excited we are for the next few months of what's coming up. So please stick with us. And we love you guys for hanging around. For sure. Thanks, guys. Cheers. See you.