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Ep. 49Jan 21, 20261:05:52

Waterbeds / Arcade Games / Teenage Drivers

In this episode of "We're Still Cool Right?", Shaun, Mike, and Erik kick back with mysterious mocktails/cocktails—while swapping stories about waterbeds, arcade games, and the quirks of clothing sizes.

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In this episode of "We're Still Cool Right?", Shaun, Mike, and Erik kick back with mysterious mocktails/cocktails—while swapping stories about waterbeds, arcade games, and the quirks of clothing sizes. The guys reminisce about growing up, debate if arcades and waterbeds are still cool, and vent about confusing shoe sizing. They also talk sports bets, self-driving cars, and plans for their first live show. It’s a laid-back, fun hangout—just old friends catching up, sharing laughs, and wondering if they’re still cool.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Figured since it's dry January, I might as well throw in a drinking quote out there. Is that what that is? Yeah. What is that from? Ben Franklin said it. Oh. Look at you dropping all this knowledge. I'm basically just a historian at this point. Well, with all that information, welcome back. We're back again. Thanks for joining us. I'm Shaun. I'm Mike. And I'm Erik. and this is the We're Still Cool Right podcast. Woo! Happy to be back. It's nice to be back. This week's felt a little bit off, so now it feels like normal again. Yeah. It's juggling some schedules around a little bit.

We're at a different time, and you won't notice, but we do. Yeah, they won't notice, but to us, it's like, what the hell is going on? 7 o'clock? What are we, teenagers? Yeah, normally if I go home, I don't come back out. Right. I normally get home and it's not happening. I know. It's harder for you. I don't know what we talked about. Shaun doesn't live in town, so it's kind of a pain in the ass for him. God, the sacrifices he makes for us. We're just getting home and you're so comfortable. I know. How about those sacrifices? Yeah. Hey. Oh, man. I don't want to go drink with my friends. Come on. We have to bullshit.

It's so cold outside. Okay. That part's true, though. Today sucks. Yeah. It's windy as shit. But I'm pretty excited for the drink thing we got going on here. Erik brought the whole bar down. So take it away, buddy. This is yours here. Yeah. So you guys, we got a special twofer this week. And when the drink of the week drops for all of you, you will know what we're doing. But the drink of the week is brought to you by Benz Beverage Depot here in Cedar Rapids. They are the best. so in honor of dry January which I'm not fucking doing dry January let's be real I'm doing moist January I'm like backing off a little bit can I say one thing moist Mike approves so I was like is it moist January or damp January I think damp is good I like damp too but moist sounds good mainly moist because we know how much our friends enjoy that word yeah Julian so happy right now So what we have here is two identical drinks.

One is without alcohol and one is with alcohol. And I'm not pointing at them in any particular order because you guys get to try them and find out. So I want you guys to try it. How do you know which one's which? That's right. He said he could tell. I could tell way easier in the light out there than I can in here. But I tasted them and I know which one's which. So over in the bar, he could tell in the studio, he can't tell. Okay, well, hold on. Let me check for any layering. Well, I'm just going to give it a shot. I'm just going to see what it looks like. They're both delicious, I will say. I believe you.

Cheers, everybody. I think that they're pretty good. That's fantastic. That's fucking delicious. It's also bullshit because there's alcohol in both of them because you put bitters in it. Yeah, there was one drop of bitters in that. Yeah, I put like four or five dashes of bitters in it. Well, that one's good. half a percent of alcohol maybe they're both delicious one is slightly sweeter okay and i feel like that is the one without the alcohol in it which is this one okay put your side by side so i can see i think this has alcohol and this does not i i believe you to be correct i would have to taste it to be sure but by the coloring yeah okay well then i'm this is no alcohol and that's alcohol yeah so you have them backwards oh the darker color is the one with alcohol in it is it still darker or was it just it's just a little bit darker there's also one of them like has retained more of its bubbles yeah on top and that is definitely the alcohol one yeah yeah i'm poking holes in here at that theory because look at mine bullshit no you're right it's hard going back and forth though hold so what i was trying to do here is to make something that could be alcoholic or non-alcoholic yeah you would be fine with it um it's fucking good it's really good i actually like the na1 more yeah to be honest yeah it's really refreshing really good yeah i can't really tell though

for it i can't really tell it's not very it's subtle that was the goal so um i i did some research on this and like played around with it and basically i sat at home and figured this out by myself. So this wasn't anybody's particular recipe. You have to name it then. I took a couple of different ideas and made something. I named the purple-headed yogurt slinger, so you have to name this. For a blue drink. Yeah. Shut up, man. It was supposed to be purple. At least I gave you drummy sharks. Whatever. Damn it. I think we call this like the Kool-Aid man. No, it's called the, oh yeah!

As Logan just bust through the wall. God, that was awesome. Talk about great marketing. I'm getting off topic already. But, like, man, the Kool-Aid man was awesome. What was it about? Like, it was ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. God, who was it? Dane Cook, way back, had, like, a whole bit about him. He's, like, big stupid. There's, like, ice falling out of his head. And, like, I was just like, yeah, I don't know what it was. But, I mean, no one will forget that guy ever. I heard some kids were, like, scared of him because he just busted through the wall. And they were like, is someone going to do that to me?

We call those persons. Damn right. Yeah. Right? Must have been a different generation than us. Yeah. well i mean that's true so no man i thanks for making this they're they're seriously good like yeah don't the problem is sipping on it because it's yeah it is light and sweet yeah and the thing is if you wanted to take this and add some vodka or gin or something oh sure it would even be could even be better potentially yeah my thing when i drink cocktails is if if i like the alcohol it makes it easy to sip on because you know what i mean i'm just like oh i don't want to drink this fast i actually want to slowly drink it sure but then i drink something like this and just like god damn yeah by the way both of them even though with alcohol it's just it's delicious that's how you wake up with no pants on and wonder where you got in the bathroom god damn jungle cat in the bathroom one day we need to talk about just how great would movie the hangover is but today is not that day but i think it's great like you said you're doing moist january and uh a lot of our people i know are doing dry january and let's be honest a lot of people have just given up alcohol in general but still like having a mocktail if you will so yeah i think it was perfect i think it's cool yeah so shout out for that yeah yeah i just like the idea of you could you could even have this and have a little bit of alcohol in it but you're not getting too crazy oh yeah i can like like i was saying before if i'm like maybe tapering off or not drinking for a night like i could have something like this and still feel like i'm participating so yeah socially yeah you

know so absolutely well like we talked we kind of talked about before the podcast it's hard to find certain any like mixers and things in bars they'll have you know a couple na beer options and then that's like it you know what i mean so yeah i've noticed some have they've gotten better na selections like i was with a guy the other the other day and he drank like five they had like a whole like uh shoeys has a whole list yeah yeah you know i mean quite a few different ones that that you can try say uh but i was laughing at him because i'm like we get the tab i'm like yours is just as fucking much as mine is oh yeah who was i talking to about that with they you know they were like i think i was talking to our buddy rob with exile but he was i was like yeah people think no it was chris at linebridge sorry they're uh making nas and stuff and i'm like people think they should be like half the price because there's no alcohol and i'm like well actually it takes more effort to make sure then get it out of it so sure it's never gonna be cheaper i guess i never really thought about that yeah i didn't either until like i will say something through this little discovery process yeah i got two different like na bourbons trying to see if i can make a bourbon cocktail it's fucking gross that bad don't don't buy it it's that bad it's not okay i shouldn't say It's gross.

It is not. It gets nowhere close to it. So you know it's not bourbon. Both of them taste flat, smoky, a little bit of caramely. One of them has like some capsicin or whatever that you get in pepper. Capsicin. Yeah. You get in pepper. And so it gives a little bit of heat to try and like give you that alcohol burn. Yeah. But it doesn't at all. Yeah. And so the smoky thing was just off-putting to me because most bourbon doesn't read smoky to me. You get some oakiness, but you don't get liquid smoke bullshit. Yeah, because that's overpowering. I won't say they're bad, but they just are not anywhere near the same.

I tried a couple things, and I'm like, there's no fun. So you just drink it as it's not like a replacement. It's not going to be a great replacement. You know what I mean? Well, they're intended to be a replacement. Well, no, I understand it. I'm just saying if you're into, you might just like the flavor for that, but not if you'd necessarily like it for it to be like a whiskey. Yeah. Well, damn it. Now I have to mix my NA bourbon with real bourbon to make it good. Well, the ones that you mix. You're probably just going to ruin the good bourbon. Probably. Yeah, exactly. We'll get mellow corn for that.

It'll be fine. Hey, then we can have them twice as big. Hey, see? Now this is why all of our brains work together. Yeah. Give me a double. Triple. Yeah. Or give me the eight finger. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What did we say? Three fingers? Yeah.

We should make little glasses with fingers. Yeah. No, it's delicious. This is damn good. So thank you. Cheers to it. And thanks to Ben for sponsoring that. That is the 501 7th Avenue. You looked that up, didn't you? I saw you on your phone. I did. Because I was like, like I said, my car just goes there automatically. But I thought it does sound better when we get the address in there. You drive in circles until you see the green building. Yeah, exactly. Now I'm fighting my car. My car's like, let's stop by. Let's stop by. That's awesome. We could use a little more.

Let's get into what's still cool. You have a good one. You like it? I do. I'm pretty happy with it here. Mine is our water bed still cool.

We've kind of talked about this off podcast. They fucking were cool. They were a thing, man. we did talk about this once we didn't go into it though because i i remember now because i said uh in the original nightmare on elm street he comes up through one it was johnny depp that dies on the bed spoiler alert um but yeah like my mom had one growing up and i remember like it was weird and i remember at one point like it started leaking and so it was like her and my step ever like freaking out trying to figure it out i'm like oh that sucks like it's a lot of water like and also how much that thing weighs like i i think yeah i don't know but i can't remember the last time i heard of one or definitely heard someone has one still yeah i don't even know that anybody still has them i just saw it and made me think of it and i like i put in the deal i was like maybe this is just more nostalgia than still cool but the fucking water bed was cool yeah it was there's all different kinds of them i know like um my aunt uncle had a really fancy one that had more of like tubes instead of one big bladder it had like tubes in it so um so it was like probably a little more stable hold on so you didn't shoot your wife off the bed when you got yeah yeah so it wasn't like that like it was a little and so that was you had kind of the comfort of it you know i mean like the sleeping on water type thing but it was also a little bit different um and then i always had the big fucking bladder ones you know that you'd have to like burp that's with my mom.

Big fucking air bubble in there with that stuff. Because it was literally impossible to get into one. Like if someone else was in the bed and be like, oh, I'm just going to sneak in here real quick. It's like, dude, they're at least falling to their sides. You know what I mean? It's not good. And as a kid, they're fun because you're like slapping them around and like messing around. And you're like, your parents would yell at you. They're like, you're going to pop it. Yeah, exactly. And the dog would try to jump up there. No! Yeah, yeah. So I don't know. I had a couple. of them and I fucking thought they were awesome. Here's the thing though. There's no reason that they had to go away, but they did. You know, I mean, so did they just realize they were a stupid idea or like what was it, you know? So, I mean, as I got older, I remember that they weren't like that comfortable, right? They weren't, you know what I mean? Because you pack that much water and you lay on it's kind of hard, you know, it's not whatever. But then they're a fucking pain in the ass because they're heavy and, you know, yeah, you got to fill them up the water. They leak and shit like that. The frame had to be massive like yeah the frames yeah so the nice part about it was that they had those cool bed set up so where they had drawers and shit like that i don't know what you can get now but i remember my the ones i saw growing up including like in my house had like the back area you could go through so like i remember our cat would always go back there okay and then i got knocked up because it was a little hooah and it would go back there and lay its kittens and i had to fucking like squeeze in there to try and get the cats oh it was fucking stupid yeah the little hiding I call that my little hiding spot, Rudd.

Keep shit back there. Keep the Playboys. That's where the Playboys were. Stuffed in between there. Who needs a forest when you have a waterbed? Where do you hide them now? My phone. I'm a grown man. I do what I want. I'm a grown man in my closet.

In the fireproof safe. In the fireproof safe, yeah. No, yeah. They were such a thing, man. I remember them like crazy. So you never had one, though? I didn't have my own, no. Did you have one? No. My dad's girlfriend had one, and I remember thinking it was cool, and then I slept on it one time, and I was like, this is fucking awful. Yeah. I have back problems anyway, even when I was younger. Sure. Yeah, there was no good part about that for your back at all. And also, I heard some people didn't have heaters. Can you imagine how that was in the wintertime? Yeah. It was fucking freezing. I got mine.

I had a heater. Yeah. my one friend used to kate used to fucking crank his up so it was like hot oh i would hate that terrible yeah but i'm already i sleep hot enough like i don't yeah yeah i don't need that i need an air conditioner in there dude yeah bring it bring the temperature down a little bit but actually the more i'm putting some ice in the in the water oh my god we get some cold gel foam yeah so you're right it is more of a nostalgia thing but that's half of what we talk about and I don't even know if you can even get them. I don't know. I've never seen them. I bet insurance companies hated that shit too.

Sure. Flooded the whole house. I need to make a claim. What was it? The dog peed. I remember it used to be on We were playing with knives on the waterbed. It used to be like an apartment complex where there are no waterbeds. It would say that you couldn't have one and shit like that.

I think we can vote that they're not cool. They died a long time ago. But man, again, and I know that's a part of getting old. I just, I still love talking about the nostalgic stuff. And man, it's like, waterbeds were kind of fun. It just popped up and made a run. I can't remember the last time I thought I won. You know what I mean? Can you imagine, did you ever bring this up to your kids? We should all go to our kids and be like, hey guys, I was thinking about getting you a waterbed and explain it to them and be like what the fuck are you talking about You know I should do that I should do that and just film the kids while we do it Yeah pull up some pictures Because I can just see their I don get it I don get it They're just going to lay in the water?

They actually might think it's cool, though. They're like, wait, so I'm kind of like surfing? You're like, oh, never mind. You can still buy them. Are you serious? You can buy one on Amazon. No way. Wayfair. Okay, if there's anyone listening and you know... Waterbedbargains.com. If there's anybody that still fucking has waterbed bargains.com is that a real thing we have to hear from you if you still have a water bed or if you if even like a family member has one please email because i just i have questions like one have they had it since the 80s how many times has it popped uh like have you sent anyone flying it takes a lot to pop those though like they're thick yeah you know it takes a lot but it was always a fear like sure oh it's terrifying keep the dog off of there like that's so much water like i don't know how many gallons that is but i mean it's got to be a thousand gallons at least.

That's a lot. Ours was huge. I think it was a king size. It was massive. There you go. The waterbed. It'll get you sea ready, I guess. Maybe. Maybe that's why I like the boat, the water so much. Yeah. I'm surprised Erik doesn't still have a waterbed then. I can't keep him out of the fucking water. They hold 85 gallons on the low end and 235 gallons on the high end. 85 does not sound like enough. Of course, I overestimated like I always do. A thousand. 85 gallons is a lot, though. It is. Like a super single or whatever. I guess you also remember it's laying flat, and it wasn't like it was super tall.

Yeah, no, it was like the size of a regular mattress. Yeah, you lay out 85 of those gallon jugs in a bed shape, and you're pretty close. I still like a thousand better. I want a thousand-gallon waterbed. We can all sleep together, guys. It's fine. It's like a thread count in sheets.

Guys, the more it is, the more luxurious it is. If you get that, we're definitely popping it. It'd be fun as hell. Ride the fucking wave. That's something I've always wanted to do. You see people take down their pool with just ripping it apart. Cut the side. When we had ours before the derecho took it out, it was good size. I wanted to have the kids just stand by it and just rip the side and watch it take them out. Maybe don't tell them. I'm a great dad, I promise. That is a great bed. Yeah. I'm good with that. So, all right. Not so cool. No water beds. Yeah. I'm sure there's some defenders out there of the water bed.

It just made, now I wish I like had sent someone off on purpose. You know, like when you see people lay on a, like a half blown up air mattress and then like they would throw something and then the baby would go for, maybe not the baby, dog or cat or whatever. Just so fun. Yeah. Yeah. Launch them. So you can still do it. You just got to go to like those water parks and do the big. Exactly. Yeah. I've never done that And I want to I want to launch someone into there One of the big ones Yeah Like put a little kid on there And be like see ya Yeah but you need big guys like me Jumping on it I look more than I look Well all three jump at the same time We'll send someone to the moon We'll be fine We're going to make that a summer Bucket list item to go to one of those I think there's a couple around now Yeah.

Right on. What else we got? Who's what's the other? You want to go next? Sure. Um, so mine's a little out at left field after water beds, but, um, what isn't arcade games still cool. So I remember when I was a kid, you would go to the arcade and like, honestly, I spent most of my time at the mall because there was an arcade there. Tilt, tilt, like all kinds of stuff. And then it kind of went away because of consoles at home and whatever. but now I, you know, you see these like one up machines and like these things that are in home arcade games. Yeah. Is it still cool? Like people still did or is it just a, well, it's just those one up machines.

I've thought I've debated getting one. And so, Oh, I know what you're going to, yeah. Yeah. I know, but those one up, I feel like everyone gets them and then never plays them. Cause they're for resale constantly. Like there's not a day that goes by. if I were to look on Facebook Marketplace there's like 10 of them in town. How many wrote it is? What's the one up? You buy them at Target and you put it together. It's an arcade machine, but it's not quite as big as the other ones, but it's still you stand and play it. It's like a mini home version of an arcade machine. It'll have like multiple games on it.

Some of them do. Most of them are like one or two or just one. So that's the reason that I'm kind of opposed to it is like I don't want to take up that space for just one. One game, exactly. Well, and we can get to it, but a couple of the games I would get, right? There's a few that I would get. I know what you would get. What would be your game? Shaun would get Golden Tee. I would get Golden Tee for sure. Remember, he plays in his sleep. Yeah, yeah, I would get that. I would get a Silver Strike machine. I think the only thing holding me back is that I would worry I'll be sitting up in my bed playing.

And you would get what? I'd get a Silver Strike machine. And did you get a Silver Strike machine? I got a Silver Strike machine. I did. This past week, it's been a lifelong goal of mine to own my own Silver Strike machine, and I fucking got one. So when you sent that, your lifelong goal to get it, I was half thinking that you got a side-by-side. Because you were in your garage. Bro, we made that kind of money from the podcast. You were in your garage, though, and you were kind of panning through. I'm like, did he fucking get a side-by-side? And then I was like, that was the silver strike machine.

No, because a side-by-side is only like a last five years dream. Sure. silver strikes ben since i was like we've shared that as that being one of his dreams so that's what it did hit me with yeah my buddy ben shout out to him ben and melissa they they had one in their their basement they had like a bar area and stuff and they're just they're changing up their basement and he was like i figured you would want this if you want to buy it for me i was like done like i was like i have to have it it i i'm i still got to do some work on it i mean it's in great shape and it works i mean i can play it just the way it is now but it's it's a 2007 machine so it's like i need to take it apart and i want to just recalibrate it all and get it all 100 perfect so do you know how to do all that shit nope i'm using a lot of youtube videos i'm sure there's plenty of them remember how we crash out at like a dryer breaking yeah there's gonna be a lot of might crash yeah so so film that yeah oh yeah absolutely what could go wrong because my neighbors invite us so we can have beers and actually do it even better that's actually not a We just sit there and just Look how sweaty and angry he is I'm just going to sit there and commentate Oh, do a play-by-play So no bullshit though It's in my garage and it's off at the moment because it's cold And it's fine, but like it shouldn't be out in the cold And played So I was talking to my son I still have our Christmas tree up I'm waiting until the end of the month to take it out But my Christmas tree is massive So it's a pain in the ass It's like six boxes of fucking limbs I go, Logan I'm thinking about putting it in the living room.

It's just me and the kids that live there right now. He was like, you should totally do that. I was like, hell yeah, that's all I need here. You should totally do that. Who needs a fucking kitchen table? Let's just fucking put it right there. If I lived alone forever, I'd have a pool table. I don't need a kitchen table. I tried to talk Ashley and let me put a pool table up in the other little living room that we have. Yeah, do it. Come on, Ashley, get on board. Come on, Ashley. but yeah but but again so backtracking arcade games i don't think of golden tea and silver strike as those i i like i'm always thinking when you say arcade games i'm thinking when we went to tilt and stuff like that so mortal combat marvel versus capcom which was my favorite game of all time tilt was the best like that's a nostalgia that i feel like i'll never feel that rush again like just hanging out with your buddies there for like three four hours yeah and by the way you'd only spend like 20 bucks because everything was a quarter well that's the thing now that's the other thing it gets so expensive like the games they're just you know it costs so much to play the game you used to be able to go there for not much money and play for hours yeah and we used to play i remember our big one was like mortal combat yep we just played that for hours doing that the other video game i would get is like nba jam hell yeah you know i mean where you get those things or the nfl blitz you know i mean like this was awesome though i'd get both of those like in an arcade game also i actually saw a blitz machine not that long ago for i saw uh an nba one at the nba jam ones and i tried to talk ashley and then yeah they do most of them as the one up though too and you can get that they do yeah yeah you

can special order them or whatever i have a friend that he bought like he has like i don't know probably at least 10 of them of the one-up ones ones yeah with different games. They're well-priced. I want to say they're like $300. Okay. They're not bad. I don't know. I would totally get one of those. They make big, expensive ones where it's 3,000 games and it's full size. I wouldn't mind one of those. I think those are like $5,000, though, or something like that. Sure. But it'd be the only one you'd ever need. Yeah. I have a buddy that made his own. Yeah. He just put a computer in it. Yep. And some people have done that with Golden T.

But they have a lot of problems. like yeah you know it's like you're building your own thing and connecting the things and yeah you got to sometimes map the buttons to the things that they're supposed to be doing yeah sean checked out right when you started talking about it it's like right when you said i have a buddy that built his own i was like yeah it's probably not him and i weren't gonna that's something i'm not gonna do yeah i don't know but like it's weird that there's there aren't any anymore so in town for example the only i can think of two kind of one would be quarter barrel which they have but it's not great and i mean i like the place but it's a lot of older games they didn't really there's not a lot of the stuff i used to play a lot also pinball is so expensive because pinball's fun but i'm not awesome at it but some of the machines are like two three bucks to play and like dude you could fly through 50 bucks in no time the other place is in marion they have this little building and just says like marion arcade it's actually kind of cool i took the kids there years ago no one is there on site there's a bathroom and a bunch of games but there's a phone number if something's wrong or whatever but there's a change machine and just a bunch of games you can play go to town yeah it's right by the um like that pawn shop yeah i know what you're talking about yeah well and then like there's like spare time but that's just all the like more modern stuff that's not an arcade yeah and you swipe a card and you use all these credits like it's like yeah those are the places like i don't know how people take their kids there all the time you can i've seen kids blow twenty dollars in two minutes yeah you know some of the games are five bucks to play and it's like all right well you're out of money already right you know yeah that's yeah yeah and those aren't games half of them yeah you're just trying

to win tickets right which would take the equivalent of four thousand dollars to get enough tickets to get the ps5 you want which is only 400 but you know it's so stupid yeah but now i sound old you old crotchy bastard prices are out of control but it really is i think that's i think that's the part i mean just to have a building you know to buy those machines to do it you have to charge it so it's just to be able to barely squeak out any kind of a profit so i get it you know i mean but um my vote would be no i'm gonna say that arcade games are not cool see i'm saying like it's hard this is kind of like when we do the movie thing it's like oh well my rating is this but i feel you know if if a place like till literally with the same games we used to play and we were obsessed with opened right now i would go i i myself would go to whatever if it was the same it was like 50 cents yeah right yeah but it's just that's not real life anymore so it's like i want i still want to say it's cool because i would love to do it but is it cool right now in this generation stuff absolutely not like our kids aren't dying for an arcade they're like why would i do that i play with my friends at home every day sure yeah i get it so yeah i guess not that makes me sad i just remember that that was like it was great because like i i got decent at killer instinct and i would be there and people would be like there's like a few people waiting to challenge me they're like who's next you know like and then i would run into some dude that was like way better than me and like yeah defending

your turf man you're putting in your initials this is no bullshit that was so much fun like dude and that was that was it was like the way pool is now yeah you'd come up and you'd put your quarter up and you're like all right like you winner stays uh but we used to hang out with a guy he was so good at killer instinct and he would when he played most people he wouldn't even look at the screen he would just look up or turn to the side and have a conversation with you while he played because it's like oh dude i just stopped playing like it wasn't even fun i don't even know what this game is but it's mortal combat it was just a different oh different characters okay i was always a orchid she was a chick yeah i was like the girl characters like tun lee and street fighter was yeah saber wolf oh yeah then there was kill gore man i can't remember all of them Ryu? Yep.

No, Ryu's Street Fighter. No, Street Fighter. There was a Killer Instinct guy that was just like Ryu. Yeah. They do it in everyone. And why Ryu and Ken? They were the same fucking thing. What was the point of this? I don't understand. And Bazooka or... Blanca. The electrical charging green monster guy. Did you see her making a Street Fighter movie? I couldn't tell if that was a parody, like a joke. I think it's real. Did you see the castings? Yeah. It was like shit you wouldn't expect. It makes it look like, oh, they just did this as a joke. But I think it might be real. Legit people? It's legit people, but it looks so silly.

Like people that don't fit the roles, really. But they just made them. They did their best. It's real. It's real. Name a couple to cast. Because it was all big name people. Cody Rhodes from WWE. Yeah, he's like one of the most famous. Okay. Yeah. he does have the white hair but it's not the right um Roman Reigns from WWE is Akuma okay oh Jason Momoa's Blanca oh really who's uh M. Bison he's like the boss so they did a they did a Street Fighter movie back in the day and the guy who played him was the guy who played uh Gomez Adams but he had I can't remember his name now famous actor um this guy which makes no sense okay yeah i've seen him in things and i'm like in batman yeah yeah he's a psycho like fucking he was in guardians he's like one of the killers polka dot guy in suicide squad too yeah that's right polka dot guy okay so yeah there's just some really off the wall uh orville peck do you know who he is he's a country singer that doesn't show his face he's always got like no um he's vega oh because he has a mask on yeah there's a country singer that doesn't show his face this is like the slipknot of western i don't know why but i don't know yeah okay yeah street fighter was awesome but i don't think arcades are ever coming back unfortunately no I think arcade games are cool

I don't like the current state of arcades that's probably the best way to say it I'll definitely never say video games aren't cool I'm right if I could reasonably put a Killer Instinct cabinet in my house reasonably priced you can do it you're an adult with adult money seems like a real good time to bring up the Patreon on.

Let's get the side-by-side instead. I need a side-by-side. Yeah, I mean, we have a lot of dreams, guys. We will shout that out quick, though. We appreciate that we've had a number of people sign up so far. The Discord's been fun. We've been chatting. We got a video posted up on the Patreon for members that join. And then we'll announce something else toward the end here that we have some plans coming up of things in the future. Yeah. Upcoming podcasts. Yeah. Great. So I will say my still cool, and this sounds weird because it's like how can that not be cool but i've noticed this trend where is getting your driver's license cool because i've met multiple people friends of my kids like uh kids of my friends that aren worried about it they old enough to get the permit they like i not i don want it they don interest in it Yeah And I like we all were dying to get our driver license to get the hell out of the house You know what I mean?

So I could go to the arcade. Exactly. Yeah. I was just like, why would you not want to drive? I mean, I guess if you just, I don't know, if you're really antisocial and you just like staying home, fine. But still. I mean, there's so much more for kids to do at home, you know, because of living online and stuff right now. Yeah. Our home sucked. Yeah. It was just boring. We had two, seven, and nine.

Mom's drinking again. I guess I'll go watch that. This will definitely turn into a drama soon. So I don't know. Maybe that's the case. For my kids, they're both in. Sophie will have her license here in a couple weeks. And Cooper, he's already talking about wanting to drive. And he's 13, so he'll be for sure wanting to do it so i talked to someone recently and they were like their kid is like 17 and they were like he just has no interest and i'm like i'd be like you're gonna have interest like you're getting your you know i'm not judging parents but i'm just saying like you i can't take you everywhere forever so that's the thing that's what i like about it like it just frees me up yeah i think i do think that that's part of the issue too is if you look at now and i i'm assessing my situation and like parents that i know almost everybody drives their kids to school picks them up from school they don't have to ride the bus they don't have to like walk to school they get taken to their friends houses they you know like everybody's it hasn't limited their ability to do things right yeah so i mean at least when it was me it was like okay mom's working until whatever time in the evening yeah and or she has social activities so if i want to do something other than ride my bike somewhere yeah right right it was you had if you're going to go somewhere that's what you had to do i mean i like my son now i can't fathom him not driving like he has for the

last few years because he's always busy he's always gone he works like there's just like i i don't know how i would have been able to pull it off i mean and schools let out at the same time i'm like i can't grab you both at the same time you know i mean i don't know that that'd just be crazy to me but yeah yeah so yeah i mean i've heard that too and i know that's a trend in other places that they're not you know kids aren't getting licensed but i don't know it sounds like elon's on his way to getting us driver-free cars anyways right so man i was thinking about that the other day with like you know we have a buddy who has a couple teslas and like he he he i don't know the self driving thing is like super expensive it's like as much as the car i at least it used to be it was like 20 grand or something like that just for the self-driving part but then i'm like i know they do well and they're doing it in cities and eventually they want like semis driving themselves which is kind of crazy but i'm like how do they do in like the snow and like i don't know that scares the shit out of me it doesn't know if it's going to hit black ice or something like that right i i mean i know that errands which will essentially drive itself you just have to kind of keep your hand on the wheel it like when it starts snowing really heavy the sensors just say you know they're not working they're like it's like this is not we're not going yeah these things aren't functional you have to manage you have to help yeah you're in charge yeah you're in charge so that makes sense but if they ever wanted like driverless vehicles like because aren't there aren't there big cities they have like yeah i forget what people are the kind of car or what the program's called but yeah

waymo and yeah maybe they'll just never do it in the midwest they're like yeah fuck that yeah i don't know i i it sounds so funny so i rode with tj once when he like was testing the program or whatever and he's like do you want to drive i'm like sure because it's fun to drive him and he's like he like pushed the button he's like let go of the wheel i was like no he's like trust me i was like yeah so i knew what he was doing okay and we start coming up to a roundabout and i'm like fuck fuck fuck it is terrifying when you're coming up and you're now holding the wheel smooth as butter just see yeah i've heard i heard the story too about how those whatever the taxis the self-driving taxis or whatever um you know they'll err on caution all the time right so if anything gets close to it it'll slow down it'll always give the right away to whatever yeah but these people were running them off the road because it'll keep slowing them down or whatever oh my god i'm like on the side of the road and everyone was just kept going really close to it so it wouldn't move.

And they just kept going around in circles, basically like tormenting a person. If the car could talk, you'd go, please no. Well, there's like people in there. They're like, you fucker. Oh, my God. Side of the road or whatever. I'd be so pissed. I was like, I got to see that. That sounds kind of funny. That is hilarious. Yeah, I'm good. I don't want to get in those. See, I don't know. Because you've been in an Uber or a taxi or something where you're like god get me out of this car oh oh yeah many times like this guy's a terrible driver yeah or won't shut up or yeah all kinds of reasons yeah stinks smells but thank you yep i was just gonna say that so so i don't know in that in that scenario i'm like maybe i would take driverless sure look it sounds so good on paper but it's just one of those things where i'm like there's too many situations where i'd be like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and there's nothing you can do It feels like it'd be a good deal when they're all like that.

Yeah. That's what I've thought, is once everybody is not in control, just let the cars manage. Yeah. You think that'll ever happen? I don't think so. I don't know. I think there's enough people that won't want to give it up. Yeah. Can't take my steering wheel. I don't know. Taking my truck or my guns. My guns. These kids don't want to do it now, so. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's how it happens, I suppose, but. Fine, ride your bike your whole life. But it would be kind of sweet to, you know, like when we're going to the lake, or none of us have to worry about fucking driving and just down there.

I don't know if I could sleep. I've thought about this. I bet I could read, play on my phone, whatever. I think I'd be too uneasy being like, all right, I'll just wake up when we get there. I guess if you get in an accident, then you just never wake up. So it's like that's one small plus. Nebraska, what the fuck happened? I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of shit.

Nine might drop in there, yes. You had extra gloves this whole time. Yeah. We're in the Rockies. We're in the Rockies. God, love that movie. So anyway, yeah. So yeah, I don't... All right, so let's put a nail in the... Look, I'm never going to say driving's not cool because I want my kids to drive. God damn it. I can't run you everywhere forever. So kids, if you're one of those kids listening, you shouldn't be. And then if you are listening, get your goddamn driver's license. Get your driver's license. Yeah. I mean, you need that freedom. You need that, like... You need it. Yeah. And they need to start earlier to be better at it.

Yeah. We've got so many shitty drivers out there already. And one, also I've talked about how the scariest thing as a parent is never talked about. It just happens. And like when your kid starts driving, holy fuck. Like, yeah, it is a nerve wracking year. Now I don't worry anymore, you know, but. Goof. Yeah. I just saw blood pressure go up. Yeah. You're always going to worry, especially in the winter, but yeah. Yeah. This time of year for sure. Yeah. So. All right. With that being said, we have emails don't we do yeah we have a couple love um all right so we have three emails also uh anybody out there emailing in and all this stuff you can jump into patreon and get into the discord and we have live conversations we've had some pretty good chats going on out there and i was gonna say yeah we're gonna be kind of getting away from using the email as much so yeah i mean just because there's an open forum that we're constantly talking back and forth I think it'll just come down to if people are in there, they can get to us a little bit faster.

Adam says, Happy New Year, fuckers. The subject is new season who dis. Season two. Congrats to Mike for pulling a Shaun on last week's dad joke. It took me a minute to get it. Yeah, fuck you.

Here are some ideas for Patreon content. Oh, God. I'm terrified. Socks with pics of Mike's feet on them so he can wear them with flip-flops. Jesus Christ. I'm starting to rethink this whole life I'm friends with him. Adam wants a piece of the sales on that idea. Yeah, sure. You'll get more than a piece. I'll put up your head. An episode of Mike wearing flip-flops. No socks. Jesus Christ. Pick up someone else.

An episode recorded on Shaun's boat and everyone has to fight Erik to stay on the boat. Or a video of us all on the boat putting sunscreen on with spray sunscreen and just watch Shaun's face. He would lose his mind. I'd throw all your asses overboard. Here, hold the sinker real quick.

How fast does things go? And then yeah, a third recording for Patreon. So special episode for Patreon. We've been talking about that. But you know what he's talking about. We've had our bonus episodes where maybe it got a little tipsy out. He wants us to do three in a row. And I told him that's never happening. You know what? That can happen for Patreon. Okay, maybe. One a year. We'll have one of those driverless Ubers pick us up. I kind of like that idea, but we're going to have to have a real controversial topic, too, so we can just really shit the bed on it. But it'll be on Patreon. That's true.

You got to pay to see this one. Yeah. Let's try and get canceled again. Can we on Patreon? That's ours. No, not bad. all right um he's looking forward more more ideas to follow looking forward to season two i like it cheers buddy even though your ideas suck i don't know i'm here for it i'm thinking the flip-flops yeah all right yeah i like it um all right kara hey sexy fellows after fighting with you from my office while listening to your christmas eve episode i just need to add a minor correction to your conversation about the party bus karaoke situation. Yeah, I know I was wrong. After a minor argument with Mike and forcing him to pull up the videos he has of the moment, the correct name of our song is It's All Coming Back to Me Now.

I don't know why we were thinking. Why was I thinking we sang two Celine songs? We did. She's saying, no, we didn't. No, we did. She's saying we never sang Power of Love. Oh, yeah, we did. I swear we did. I just don't have a video of that one. Yeah, there's just no video. Yeah, but she's saying it didn't happen. Everything got played on mine. Oh, you have proof? I don't know. I got to look. More to come. God, I hope so. But above all, keep killing it. She enjoys listening to us at work every Wednesday. We're here to make your day better. Thanks, Kara. Thanks, Kara. All right. This one's from Ben, remote producer Ben.

So, okay, the subject is a quote, so bear with me here. It's long. True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom, blindfolded like a goddamn magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend.

Mitch Martin from old school. old school yeah he shows up he's like honey and because that's in his speech right that's yeah yeah and then and then vince vaughn takes mike and he goes i think what he's trying to say is love is blind cheers yeah oh that's good that's a good quote um okay so he says okay this list below is not cool never was and never will be by the way this was a big conversation over some beers we had last saturday with both guys and gals and everyone agreed these are all stupid so he's saying all so i think he wants to get our thoughts on it oh okay i'm sure we will that's what it sounds like um shoe sizes a men's size is a 10 but it is 11 or 11 and a half in women's yeah what why do they why are they not the same right you decide how about i'm just a 10 and she's a six like what the hell does it matter right yeah it's just over complicating shit and then you add even more stuff with unisex sizes or dealer's choice on what you know it's just stupid it's just dumb like why like like shirts i get it kind you know what i mean because it's like they women like like their stuff shaped differently than we kind of do like but shoes is the dumbest thing ever i don't think I've ever thought of that. That's a really good point.

I think different types of shoes maybe it makes sense, but like, I don't know. How though? Like a tennis shoe should be a tennis shoe, right? I mean, yeah, I guess like sandals maybe are different. I don't know. So I was looking for, he sent me a text that said just, if you guys read my email, just know that was coming off of Christmas shopping. I was pretty pissed off about it.

I know the feeling, Ben, because I have a bone to pick with downtown trying to fucking park for this episode tonight. God, I came in hot. Shaun opened the door for me. I'm like, this fucking place. There must be an event going on. I had to park an hour away. I actually ended up getting a good spot. Took me fucking 15 minutes to find a spot. Sorry. God, who's going to play you in the movie? A little angry elf. According to the internet, which is always right. Take that for what it's worth. Men and women have different sizes because of the distinct differences in the way their feet are shaped. the length could be the same but it also has to do with the shape and the width that's tailored to each sex. Because they have thinner feet or that's why it's... Yeah, like standard biological differences would be that, yeah, a woman's foot is a little more narrow so that's why they have slightly different... So to me that just means a woman's shoe and then the size should just be the length.

I mean, that's really what we're... Yeah, because here's my thing. If I take a pair of like my some nikes and i wear a 10 and a half and then like cara were to put them on and they're two sizes too big right then the width doesn't change at all that they do make wide right which i actually prefer a wide but so it's like yeah i still don't see it that doesn't make so i think you have to think about it this way like an eight in any shoe size yeah is not just one specific dimension like that eight encompasses a lot of different types of sizing that's encoded into one number. Like if we just said length was X and length was X, then they could be the same number.

Yeah, but if you're buying men, like let's say a woman is wearing men's shoes, wouldn't it just all be the same? And some brands do that, like Converse. Yeah. They have like unisex, universal sizing. Yeah. Right? But for the most part, most of them, like there's multiple factors that go into what a men's eight is. It's not just one metric. Huh. Does that make sense? it does i still don't like it i still feel like we could just do without it i i feel like it should just be the sizes and then you can get wide or not and i generally think that i agree like i feel like i understand it and i still don't love it this is also tennis shoes i can i can more under i mean obviously if you're buying stilettos or something like that is tailored for a woman not that men can't wear them i look fantastic you know i would love to be taller i can wear a six inch pump i told you about my foot in it remember i put that halloween costume on right yeah we got kicked out of the bar because I tried to walk in.

You got a lot of people hot that night, yeah. A lot of people hot wanting to fucking kick my ass because I kept falling into them. You drunk bitch! Those stupid high heels, it's hard to walk in. I can't fathom. I've never worn them. I'd sprain my ankle like ten times that night. All for a joke. All for a joke. Just for a joke. The things you'll do to make others smile. No shit, but I'll do for a laugh, and all I did was I'll get my ass kicked. Right? Okay so let continue his email because it more about sizes than clothing Oh great Great idea Uh men pant sizes based on actual waist and inseam inches while women is just a flat number like a six Yeah, that's true.

I mean, that makes no sense for the women. Yeah. I love it for men. And I'm like, I'm a shorter guy. So. And I've seen it and I feel terrible. It sucks. Cause like Ashley order, like find something she wants and like three shirts show up. because she's like you have to you have to see which one's gonna fit a little different yeah i mean like like the shoes like i know i wear uh 12 and a half in most shoes yeah but then like you get a brand and it's like oh those don't fucking fit yeah dude that's i've gotten to a point where it's like i basically wear two types of shoes and that's it because i like they're always the same but yeah i've put like pumas are never the same to me like on my feet as nikes are and it drives me crazy yeah so yeah but women get screwed in that or in a lot of things clothes wise but uh men's shirts traditionally have buttons on the right while women's have them on the left i had no idea wait what really yeah so you know what that is no so hold on sean's making something no it has to deal with uh women would dress their husbands like they would button their shirt for them so they flip the buttons so they'd be looking at them and it would be like the same way as they do their own it's the same thing when they're looking it's like reverse awesome i can tell aaron like listen you got to do this for me now you just gotta start dressing right back in the You know what I mean?

Yeah, they would dress their man and tie their tie. You know what I mean? That thing. God, simpler times. They call those the good old days. Just kidding, ladies. Take a joke. I'm never serious. See, I don't understand that because I would just be sitting there going like, can you get it done already? Oh, yeah. Honestly, all of that stuff of waiting on other people sounds fucking miserable. You know what I mean? Minus the getting bathed. The royal penis is clean, your highness. I was just going to fucking say that. I was like, I mean, I could probably be persuaded back into that one again. Yeah.

Ah, you twisted my balls. You can do it. Yeah. Okay. Men's zippers traditionally have the slider on the right side, left flap, while women's are the opposite. So I assume it's the same thing. I assume. Well, I don't know. Probably. I don't know. Yeah, I've never worn women's pants. It takes a lot of... That's crazy. It takes a lot to think of a girl zipping up your pants. Yeah. Oh, that's not a good sign. She's like, oh, never mind. Put the pig back in the pen.

Until she hooks you in the zipper. Whoa. How'd you get the beans? That's what I was worried about. Okay, the last thing he's got here. Belts are a size 36 pants, but you need a 40 belt. Yes, that fucking drives me nuts, too. That's so annoying. because i've never once looked at the size of a belt i just put it on and well yeah you put it around you and by the way that's another thing in theory like i'll look at the size i'm like this should easily fit my pants do that's not the case well but i think i noticed it more when i just start ordering shit yeah i mean i'm like what size i'm like all right yeah you know and then that makes sense and i'd order the same size i'm like this doesn't work yeah that's all yeah But again, like most of these items we're saying, we're not fucking professional I don't know what's the word fucking creators of all these things.

It's common sense that it should be this way. It feels like it was made to be difficult for no reason. Yeah, like how the whole world uses the metric system and we don't. Logan just gave me a look like Let him cook He's on to something One of these days, maybe we'll post on our socials We talked for a second about this once But that Saturday Night Live with Nate Bargetsy When they're sitting around the fire And he's supposed to be George Washington And they're just making fun of everything He's like, you know, 12 inches supposed to be this So is that going to be a meter? He's like, we're going to call it a foot None of it makes sense Talk about the founding of our country.

Whoever came up with that was just wasted all whiskey and they made it up. So three feet? Nope, that will be a yard. That will be a yard. Have you seen that, Logan? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. In the last couple years, it's one of the top two or three skits. It's so good. Actually, when something like that first happened on Saturday Night Live, It was, um, um, geez, who's the sexy back guy? Um, Justin Timberlake. Yeah, Justin Timberlake. They did one like that where he was like coming over on the boat. Oh, really? You ever see that one? No. It was fucking hilarious. It's like he's coming over. It's like he's Justin Timberlake's great, great, great.

You know, and he's like, I hope one day that I'll have a grandson that is extremely good looking and becomes a pop star for all. and he'll sing like this and the guy's like a woman that's a perfectly normal way for a guy to sing but then he throws in a comment about Britney Spears you know publicly she will act like she was a virgin but privately he hid it oh my god it's fucking so good I thought somehow it was going to come into like powdered wigs and shit because his ramen hair that he had yeah that's pretty funny things like snl yeah when they can do that where they get kind of meta they get kind of self-aware yeah and it makes it feel like we're all in on the joke together yeah those are when they're the best yeah yeah i mean yeah some of those clips were just the best by far yeah that i watch over and over and over and no and i know i brought it up but that the recent one they did with home alone with ariana grande god damn it that was so funny because it's just something i never saw i did talk about that right yeah yeah so yeah look those up if you have it because god damn it they're hilarious so yeah what else is that that's that's the email that's what we got well i think we can all agree that fucking sizes suck ben so yeah yeah i don't know why they can't be the same or at least make a little bit more sense that's crazy though like i you know i i had never really considered the belt thing and i'm like yeah that does piss me off i remember thinking it at the time but i'm just used to it yeah i'm like here i'm like just throw it

around i'm like oh yep it closes i'm getting this one meanwhile it's four sizes too big according to the number. It just wants to make you feel like a fat piece of shit. That's why. The one I have now, I love. Your belt? Yeah. Is it one of those ratcheting ones? No, it's the grip lock. It's like a magnetic clip thing. Don't talk dirty, baby. It's awesome. It's got a little bit of give to it. It's got a little bit of... Just fucking old right there. Let me tell you about my new belt. This is like when we had shows with you. We're like, how about suspenders? It's not bad. It's not bad. Is that going to be us in like 10 years from now?

We're like, no, the new balances went out. I had to get some new ones, but I got this sweet new belt to go with. Probably. I feel like I'm already there. The minute I stop wearing a backwards hat, I want you guys to put me down. That's just the time. Is that the sign? It's the sign I've given up. We'll put flip-flops on you. Oh, God. You really want me to fucking roll in my grave. It's like worse than weekend at Bernie's.

Be the first one to have a full open casket. not just not just a top half give everybody a shot at a picture of those toes that those dogs that haven't been seen here for a while right did you have a text from the waist down and flip-flops so i just real quick wanted to say i know we don't have a ton of time but big game coming up this will come out afterward so i just wanted to talk about it for a minute and say that the rams are going to beat the shit out of the bears on sunday and i just want it on paper and prove that i said that everyone's like oh it's gonna be cold i'm like they've played in cold it's fine it's gonna be fine i don't know how it's gonna go yeah that bears packers game was fucking crazy that was crazy that rams game was crazy this these playoffs all the games have been crazy fucking awesome dude they've been so fun to watch so cooper this one won't be because it's gonna be like 53 to 7 rams but cooper had some buddies over and we were watching the end of the game and one of their other friends is a big packers fan and so right when they're gonna lose they all found a picture of the is of the kicker they found like his like team picture it's like team photo or something like that and they all sent it to him like right as it hit zero and that they lost did you guys they're all like like spammed his phone with so i'm like living in misery but i'm like i was you know laughing they're just i mean they're buds they mess around and they're like he makes fun of everybody when the packers went like he's the one who runs his mouth the most he's like so he deserves it i'm like all right that probably makes

sense here's the other thing the packers have gotten to do that to the bears for how many years now it's like you take your lumps and shut up well they got rogers on there saying i still own you like they had that caught that on the mic so that's you know there's no living that down yeah um did you see the video of the guys like it was a bunch of bears fans watching the game And one of them gets a box fan up to the TV. Yeah. Wait, what? Oh, to blow the kick? No, I didn't see that. Put this fan up because it's going to go wide left or whatever. And he's like, oh, and it fucking worked, didn't it?

See? That's why it always pays to be superstitious until it doesn't. Yeah. I've seen them. They've had a bunch of those at the bar, and there's the Packers fan just sitting there and everyone's dancing around them. Or when people are fucking breaking their TV. That's my favorite. Oh, I love it so much. crash out fucking break their TV or start kicking something. Yeah, I saw some streamer guy. He did he destroyed like broke everything in his room And I end up breaking the desk monitor falls. I'm like Jesus man, like you should probably just stop watching Yeah, there's this one there's a female like journal media journalist sports person but she's any agar she has the funny Like after every week she does a recap she'll put on different shirts and yeah the team. Yeah, she's a package She's hot and she's hilarious.

She's a huge Packers fan. So she's had a bunch of videos of her. Dude, props to her because she went and watched it in Chicago in a Chicago Bear bar because all of her friends are Chicago Bears fans. Yeah. And I'm like, that poor girl. They all posted shit roasting her. Yeah. Well, because they had videos of her earlier where she's like dancing. They're like, you know, because they're winning. So I just love when people own it. It's like, look, you talked all that shit. Right. Just like if the Bears end up winning, I'll own it and be like, I was wrong. Should we talk about the other wager we got going on?

Yeah, you're the one that did it. Even if you remember it. I don't know that you do remember it. We were at a darts tournament. Oh, we did a darts tournament recently. Erik won. Congratulations, you fuckface.

Him and Aubrey won and did very well. In the beginner's dart tournament where they won multiple darts? Yeah, darts for people not good at playing darts. and then captain pro people show up. But anyway. We had to beat some really tough teams to get there. Oh, well, guess what? They shouldn't have been there either.

No, it was fun. It was super fun. But we were chilling. You and Ashley came, and it was the Oregon-Indiana game. Yeah. And so we're watching Indiana just piss-pound Oregon. Yeah. And I'm like, man, there's no way they're going to beat Miami. And you were like, I don't know, man. You said, I have a gut feeling. I think Miami is going to upset them. And I was like, yeah. I was like, I'll bet you $10. And you were like, we're adults, $20. and I said okay everybody be rooting for Indiana cocky fucking thing that I would say so yes I'm going to give Patreon to two people with that $20 should be a good game when is that game?

is it Monday? it's not this weekend they do it on either Monday or Tuesday I didn't even think of looking that up I think it's Monday or Tuesday so yeah four nfl games this weekend should be a good one yeah and here we are yeah it's crazy kind of looking at the teams that are left so um we always want to talk sports and don't so i'm like i had to get that in there just so i can either say how wrong i was or gloat and be really happy yeah monday at 6 30 yeah okay so so we get three days of fucking great games yeah yeah there'll be a lot going on um that being said should we talk about our yeah our show so with the patreon getting launched and uh we've always had these plans for some live shows and things like that our first one's coming up we don't have the exact date yet because we have to figure out like two things still remember um but it's going to be probably around the end of february and it's going to be live so it's going to be streaming live on youtube for sure facebook maybe a couple other things um people can write in uh we're gonna have a guest yep yep our buddy mike schulte from pork tornadoes and confused breakfast is going to be on with us and people will be able to comment and stuff correct logan now we might not be able to read all that the first hour but at the end of it after an hour we're going to do an extra 30 minutes where we're just going to be talking live with whoever's uh on there last 30 minutes will be all interactive yep and that last 30 minutes will then also be posted on patreon if anyone misses it you can check it out there yeah and

yeah yeah so we've had people ask before you know if they could if we could do it live and stream and see it so that's part of our commitment that we made with the patreon so because it is our first one we are going to make it to where everyone can see it but then it'll stay on patreon and then going forward when we do those that's what we're doing so yeah um it should be pretty exciting and we'll get the official date out that we're going to do it we know the week we're doing we're just we had a couple things we had to figure out of what the actual date was going to be. We're excited. Logan's excited.

Yeah. I'm hyped. It's going to be great. It should be a lot of fun. You do so good at not like we're super excited to do it. Yeah. Mike joining us, it works out really well for him too. And it should be, we're excited here for it. It is Logan's specialty. It's the live shows. Let me cook, baby. If you can't tell the theme of this episode, just leave us in the kitchen. yeah and then we have a couple other big ideas for the next few months so everyone stay tuned and again thank you to everyone that joined already we appreciate it yeah so yeah it's been been great so yes sir pay for the shindig one way or another here hey i'm gonna win 20 bucks soon i'm yeah we gotta be able to get mike some flip-flops look just because i got the silver strike machine doesn't mean i don't want the side-by-side I just want to throw that out there.

I'm going to be greedy. You got a dad joke for us? Yep. Are you ready? I'm ready. What's Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

Algen-ay. No? Pen-ay. God damn it! I kind of like mine better, I'm being honest. Fuck! I was close. That makes me mad. Yeah. Pen-A. You're on the right track, though. I was. You're on the right track. For sure. My mind is like, Jen-A. Yeah. She tastes like cigarettes, Lieutenant Diane.

I fucking love that movie. It's so good. Well, boys, that's another one in the books here. Yeah. Thank you guys all. Yeah, again, thanks for everyone that listened and joined the Patreon and check in with you again next week, right? Yeah, stay looking at our socials. We will have an event going out there soon. as soon as we nail up the state in the next few days for the live event and more to come on Patreon. So again, thank you, everybody. Should be fun. All right, see you guys. See you next week. Bye. Cheers.