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Ep. 47Jan 7, 20261:02:30

Network TV / Music Loud, Windows Down / Flip-flops in winter

In the epic kickoff to Season 2 of "We're Still Cool, Right?", Shaun, Mike, and Erik hang out over drinks, swapping stories and cracking each other up.

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In the epic kickoff to Season 2 of "We're Still Cool, Right?", Shaun, Mike, and Erik hang out over drinks, swapping stories and cracking each other up. They introduce the "Salty Nuts" cocktail, reminisce about bartending and favorite drinks, and riff on everything from flip-flops in winter to blasting music in the car. The guys debate network TV versus streaming, share dad jokes, and tease each other about personal quirks. Just us for a brand new season!

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

This year fucking sucks. Happy New Year. Five days in, I'm already off the wagon. Yeah. It's actually been a pretty good year, all four days of it. It's not bad. Oh, it's been a good start. With that being said, welcome back. It is season two. Season two. Season two of the We're Still Cool, Right? Who would have thought we'd be here? Not me. I am excited. I am so excited. I'm Shaun. I'm Mike. And I'm Erik. And we are ready to kick off season two. I was a little nervous there for a minute that Mike wasn't going to be able to kick off season two. You're struggling with the tab. I know. I couldn't get my finger to the tab, but I was like, this is how it ends, boys.

Like, I guess we're not doing it. Logan just cuts the mics. He's like, fuck it. Get out. I gave you guys your chances. This isn't going to work. I came to open a can. What can I expect out of you? It was a touch and go there for a minute. Fuck you for noticing.

Well, fellas, I say we start with the drink here. Yeah, because it looks really good and really erotic with these fingers sticking out of it. So the Drink of the Week brought to us by Benz Beverage Depot. Beverage Depot, which is where they supply us with these goodies here. And they're awesome. So for real. What's their address, Shaun? Do you remember? Oh, man. You had it so good that one episode. I did. I had it. I was ready. He was like, Benz located at 324. Probably on one of my notebooks here. Come on. Google it. My car just knows how to get there. I don't know the address anymore. I knew it for the one day there for it.

Nope, shit. I thought I might get it there. I had to try and stop you. Shout out to Ben. All right, Ben. This drink, interesting, is brought to us from Kansas City. We talked about Caten and remote producer Benjo. They were out in Kansas City, and one of our videos just dropped of making it, and they're heading to a bar, and they're like, we're going to ask the bartender, see if he can come up with a good one for you. So they just asked him like, hey, what's up? They just went up past him and said, they told us the story. Hey, my buddies, they have a podcast. You know, they do a drink of the week.

Would you be able to come up with something for us? He's like, hell yeah, I got a good one right now. So the bartender's name is Jason, and he's from Brewtop down in Kansas City. So if you've ever been to Brewtop, it's a good time down there. Shout out Jason. But it's called Salty Nuts. Oh, all right. and what it is is a shot of rum chata a shot of butterscotch schnapps and a little bit of salt um because we have the nice middle finger glasses i threw it in a shaker to cool it down but a lot of times you just pour it over ice so um can't risk hurting it it looks pretty delicious here fellas so i mean as your guys is like literally my phallus is just coated in salt the salt that i put on there well it is just it's ribbed for everyone's pleasure at the moment so you know what just just drink the drink i'll drink it yeah stop making shit of me for making it smells so good all right cheers everybody at home cheers oh my god dude it's just fucking it's dessert milk i don't know what to call it you gotta put a little of that salt in there so if you mix it around get some of that off yours so that's what gives it that like you know salted what a candy bar or that salted nut roll or whatever i think that's kind of the play off of it but oh my god it kind of tastes like cinnamon toast crunch milk yeah and i kind of said that about one of the other drinks too yeah yeah yeah one of the other drinks i said that but this one way more than the other one like this is just fucking delicious um really we should just be shooting them because they're tough to do it in all fairness i got this on new year's eve

i was drinking them fucking all new year's eve but so sean's making it and i'm like is this a shot or drink he's like oh it's a drink and then he and then we're making the video he's like one shot of this and one shot of this and in my head I'm going uh it's a pretty fast drink we have there but okay yeah they get sent to me and I'm like well I better try it out so we were at a new year's eve party and I was pouring these babies for everybody so let me let me guess you were measuring with your heart instead of the oh yeah no I was doing the shaker no I was doing it but we had martini glasses so then it was like we're guys I'm gonna be honest it's it's so fucking good I'm just sending it it's really good and it's easy I mean obviously you know rum chata butterscotch schnapps it's great to have just in the good to have in the the bartender rack there for you so there's always other drinks that you can have with it so swing by ben's pick it up yeah those are my favorite shots and stuff like if we do shots and we're out somewhere it's like somewhere it's just like two ingredients it's that fucking good that easy i don't want you to have to grab five bottles and you know they appreciate it too exactly yeah that's what i think there's certain places you ask for like a specific thing they're like but then you can represent it or you can redo it at home too if you're not like shit I need all the stuff for it yeah shout out to my friend Sheila at the keg she doesn't hate making Bloody Marys but she hates making me Bloody Marys just because it's become a joke so I look I just go in there I'm like I'll take a bloody and she just rolls her eyes and socks you know I've heard though that bartenders that's like I mean not that they hate it but that is it's annoying kind of the worst drink I mean think about it everyone does it different and if they have to garnish it and they don't like

they garnish it as they go then they have to grab this and stick it on it like they have to make the skewer they don't have them like pre-made some places so that shit's annoying i bet yeah especially if you're having to make like 10 of them yeah because it's always busy i think that's when they that's when we were talking to her she's like it's no doubt that it's friday night and busy and someone goes i want one yeah okay you know i was sitting there like he's and my friend was bartending and i i was just sitting there having breakfast at the bar yeah and she got an order of 10 spicy bloody mary's and i'm just like and she's a good sport she kept a smile the entire time all that stuff but i could see i was like oh my god i want packed and there's 10 bloody mary yeah i wonder though if it's easier to do 10 while you have all the out maybe you know what i mean as opposed to like and there's a lot much more time or is it yeah i mean their bloodies are getting amazing so that's your problem when you get a good one yeah yeah so but that thing yeah also drinks already gone that was delicious is it just me or i don't i'm not saying anyone's weird for doing this but i only like if i have a bloody it's every now and then and if i'm out to breakfast somewhere i don't have them like after 5 p.m i i'm not a huge fan of them in general yeah but i always get like acid reflux really bad like you know it's too much it's just like that it's just like fireball does the same thing oh yeah it just gives me that so i just generally stay with them but i'll have them i feel like it's always on vacation or we'll have them down the condo every now and then if we have people over you know saturday morning um if people are staying with us with us we might make some of those but half the time for that it's more fun i like the pickle and the beef stick and

all that stuff oh for sure yeah just kind of soak it up with that sort of stuff but that's yeah i'm very particular about what i like in them and most places don't do them don't do it yeah yeah that's your own style yeah gotta have it your way i will say the best one i've ever had was made from shout out to our buddies bobby and charlie they like they have a garden with everything you can imagine they pull everything fresh and like blend it all up and it's it literally made every other bloody mary i've ever had just be like well this isn't the same at all right well there's people that have like the bloody mary mix that they don't tell you what it is our neighbor has it and it's like family recipe and it's fucking delicious you know what i mean and she's left it over at her house a few times before and i'm like oh that's good can you know what's interesting i can't tell you you're like fine can i buy a bottle yeah i would do like a good quality mix and a decent vodka that and just a pickle and be happy rather than having a cheeseburger and all this shit on top of it that all is nice but it's like what do we talk about the spinning bottles as a bartender?

just give me the drink there's a place in town I can't remember the name of it but they do a new one every week, the big ones where it's like all this shit added and they make like 50 of them a week and they sell out like every weekend but it's different every time i get it though that people are into it like i totally i can see you know hey you know it's on saturday let's roll in and have one like it's if you like them i totally yeah it's kind of like tomato juice one of those things i wish i liked yeah like i wish i did i actually i don't mind the taste i just don't like the yeah well and you know you're out on saturday this i was gonna say this and i just realized it makes me sad you're on a saturday football's on fucking college football is almost over i don't know we're going to nfl playoff dude i blinked and it i don't know i like literally i looked yesterday as i was watching games and i'm like fuck we're into the wild card next weekend yeah god damn it yeah because i this sounds cheesy but i get a little depressed once it's over it's like i'm sad almost exactly a month out yeah it's just like the most depressing uh sports watching time of the year yeah until basketball hits yeah but you're sitting there like this sucks there's nothing on yeah until the tournament hits yeah and then summer takes over and i don't care you know what i mean it's like i like watching the cubs but it's not the same as a is a packed football slate all day long you know right it's just i can't beat that so so we just need to fill february with playing darts yes absolutely yeah i like that a lot did you guys watch that video i sent you today on the darts yeah yeah you guys

and started darts used to play for cigarettes yeah i don't think alcoholics they were i'm like that was awesome yeah you guys had uh you guys i heard played some darts and some poker this weekend we did eric had us over we had man it felt good to play poker again yeah that's fun got my ass kicked who won him and adam they just went one one one the other one i know adam told me i just I just wanted to make you say it. Because he said you got 30 more times.

In the second game, I think I took out TJ right away. So I was like big stack right away. And then I just kept sticking in every hand and fucking bleeding it. Not getting any cards. It didn't help that when TJ started dealing, I started getting really good cards. Yeah, TJ, fucker. I had pocket aces three times. Three times. In the same tournament? Yeah. Jesus. well you're kind of fucked then you know i mean and i i showed him the first two times so then after that it's just like everybody thinks i have pocket aces yeah eric plowed through us on that one but it was still fun yeah he's got the setup because he's got the chips the holders and everything else so then that makes it so nice you know what you got while you're doing so it makes you feel like you're a big shooter so yeah i talked about just a little bit ago because i i realized i hadn't asked who won because i was with my daughter that night and he's told me that and then he's like but then we played darts and he's like jesus i'm ass at darts and i was like well eric's really fucking good and i know sean's solid so i was like you were kind of like and nick's decent like he's pretty damn good yeah so i don't know about tj and nathan jay's terrible and he pulled out like five shots out of his ass just like perfect timing oh close 17 oh close 16 i'm like what the fuck man and he's like i don't know that's the thing with darts man i just i've never like i've played with eric a long time and he's just from when we started to now he's just like you could tell he's tried it's like he's gotten

better every week just about i like went up like 20 and it's like and i'm just stuck there so i was i was not automatic yeah i mean i threw okay but i wasn't but you not being automatic still pretty good so for example because we we got him in the first one yeah oh really yeah So we're in a dart tournament this coming Friday, and the name of it is called Darts for People Not Good at Throwing Darts. Right. Yeah. And then you've got Dickface over there on a team with our friend Aubrey. And I'm like, you guys are both good. This is bullshit. Like, I thought about naming our team. Like, that's not legal or, you know, like, whatever.

He said something about that this weekend. Oh, yeah, we're playing in a tournament, and my partner's awesome, too. Yeah. Yeah. Like, this is great. Well, whatever. i think it's fun when you do those tournaments when you don't have like put pressure on people that's the hard part like well and all the ones that i've ever played in like just the random tournaments you just go and you draw yeah so you end up with a partner that you don't know you know i mean which i kind of like that better for something like this but that's not how they designed it it has to be guy girl yeah but i like it when you say it's a beginner one so then you don't because i've gotten in one before was fucking competitive and i got with a really good person and then he was fucking awesome i feel like just like my confidence just was down and i kept getting you know i mean i'm like yep and it kind of sucked but the guy was really cool he's like i get it man he's like that's that's what this is is just the luck of the drama and that's all you hope for like like the bar olympics like we do it for fun there's not a million dollars on the line calm down but it just takes one asshole to be like god this is bullshit and you're like all right i'm over it yeah well some people that's all they got true they don't sucks for them have a sweet podcast with tasty drinks.

Yeah, that's true. Should we make our little announcement before we get into what's so cool? It's pretty exciting. Yeah. I think, Erik, this is you. Yeah. So today we posted on Facebook. We're going to get it out on the other socials. We have set up a Patreon. So if anybody wants to become a member of our Patreon subscription, we have a discord that is only for members where you can communicate directly with us we're going to have some polls let you uh you know share topic ideas all these type of things with us directly um the nice thing is it's not like you have to wait for the you know us to read our email and see it we're going to see those immediately and we can bring those into episodes and for anyone just who doesn't know discord it's just imagine a big chat room but only you and other members and us are allowed in it so yeah the cool thing is it enables us to um also interact with you real time whether that's through like streaming episodes or voice chats or any other it gives us a lot of options as far as interaction and and possibly you know reading discord and stuff like that live while we're recording yeah so exactly so um we we appreciate all of you that have been big fans of the show for a long time and if any of you are looking for a way to get new content and see more kind of exclusive options. That's going to be our path to it. We are committing to doing at a minimum two live stream events a year as part of that membership. And there's going to be more and

more coming to this down the road. We are also looking at adding merch to that store as well. So we will have that type of stuff out there. You guys can see maybe in the video, I've got a We're Still Cool Right podcast shirt on. Something along these lines will be out in our store soon. We're working on that. So our commitment is to just keep making it better as we go. and as you know, I've heard from stories on here, we're always together a lot on weekends or do different stuff. There'll be videos of that kind of stuff posted out there too. So we just kind of, you know, once you're, you're part of the crew, we can share some information or share some videos and stuff out there as as being a member with us We had a lot of people ask Hey how can we help support yep this is it you know the the tiers we we made it pretty low um or not even a tier just the amount to be a part of it was was just as simple and it really does come to help us to be able to kind of keep doing doing better and cover some of our costs here with this stuff so um we're excited yeah i mean it's something we've been talking about for a while and we like we've been overthinking in it almost like trying to get stuff out there and it's like let's just jump in and start and we can continue to come up with ideas to make it better once it's already out there yeah um we probably got pages of ideas of stuff that we've come out with yeah and then we just in time you know we just got to jump and start it so but you said it best a lot of people have asked how what could we do here and like this was the easiest way to do it and we can throw it out there fast and everyone gets to be involved right away yeah it's amazing so um i think it'd be a good time for uh we still have that spray tan out there that needs to be done.

Motherfucker. I really thought you had forgotten about that. I think that maybe we can set a goal to if we get enough people following, we will do a spray tan right on there. So, I mean, you already owe it to us anyways, but... Anyone ever seen a werewolf and a thong? You're about to see him a couple shades darker.

Fuck! Then we'll auction the thong off. Oh, my God. Fine, but it's going to charity. Yeah. because i'm all about the people yeah yeah all right something like that but anyways yeah what how do how do they get to it where'd it go yeah so it's patreon.com we're still cool right all one word um also the link's out on our facebook page we'll have it out on all the other socials tonight tonight so um yeah yeah that's awesome jump out there again thank you guys in advance it it means the world to us so it really does yeah it just helps us do some cool shit so yeah um we always always like that with that being said still cool yeah who wants to kick it off i mean i'll be happy to do it go for it all right network tv shows is it still cool so hear me out on this so i think like back in the day like when i was a kid in our house we watched abc all the time that was just like the channel is always on i remember going to other friends house and they'd be like cbs families or NBC you know it just like I felt like we my parents were just it didn't matter it was just always on that was channel nine for us and whatever shows were on we just watched it every night and then in time then learned a little bit and spread out the channels but um I think about shows right now if you got a hit show or if you wrote a show and say you were going to be on one would you want it to be on network tv you know abc nbc fox or cbs or would you want it to be hbo netflix

you know one of those things that's such a good question because here's the crazy thing you would you think it would be local like well it always was always was that was that's technically free like you can just get bunny ears or an antenna i guess they don't call them bunny god i just showed our age didn't i put the foil on the ears yeah but like hold it don't move don't breathe Don't even look at it. The president's on. That's free, but I still feel like any good show these days doesn't want to be on. They do better on Netflix, on Paramount, on all that other stuff. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't know a lot of people who are like, oh, I'm sitting down to watch my show live on this day.

I can't tell you the last. I mean, Game of Thrones, but that was on HBO. But I would sit down on time to watch that live. Well, that was HBO. That's what I'm saying. Not local. And I think HBO is one who blew this up. because yeah they did they had too many big shows well and it just got so like when you could swear and show nudity you know i mean it just wasn't and i get it right like network television it's free you gotta have they can't be the same yeah but it does sometimes add kind of a cheesy layer to it as opposed you know when they don't swear when yeah if you're watching young kids yeah i mean there's those shows that are like i don't want to get off topic but growing up i always thought like there was kind of these tears of the local channels i was like abc is obviously the best then nbc and then like the the losers of the world watch cbs i don't know why i felt that but it just that's how it felt like it was i always felt like it was the farm kids that always watch cbs like every time i went to that it was like they had just a better farm report or something you know tgi friday and stuff that was always a bc and they had banger after banger if you think about that what drove that is the news and weather it's what it was station it's a hundred someone was that's what drove your perception we were a bruce outie family man like that's you know bruce we're still a bruce outie family but if you go to a different market cbs might be better right yeah yeah yeah because you go up a little bit north and nbc waterloo it's bigger anyways yeah um but i just thought when i was thinking about that because and the reason why this came up is

there's the new show coming out marshall the spinoff of yellowstone um oh i forgot about the casey is that on paramount though no what it's on peacock or it's going to be on nbc or cbs cbs sorry wait really yeah it's going to be on cbs why would you have a show that was on paramount then how well paramount paramount owns c or yeah cbs owns paramount or whatever that is yeah probably cbs owns um but i remember looking at that going yeah like because i just don't think it's going to be as good you know i mean because it's going to be you can't network television and i mean they've been pushing the levels a little bit on network but it'll probably be one of the later shows that can get a little bit more but i just remember thinking like so the deal with that is yellowstone paramount owns the rights to yellowstone yeah so you had to watch yellowstone on paramount right so that it's still on paramount plus but even i remember there was a stupid thing with yellowstone you said something about this once you got so bad network is different than paramount plus yeah and i paid for paramount plus but i couldn't get it i couldn't get yellowstone you had to pay for a separate one with paramount and i was like this is why people don't like this is why people find alternative ways to stream this air getting mad is one of my favorite things in the And here's why it's not because I want to see him mad. It's that it's all based in logic Like he's mad about something that people should be mad at right, but it's like it takes it being like logically This is the dumbest fucking thing in the world. He gets so mad

Well, it's always the thing and he even pissed Erik off. You're like, oh shit, right exactly Well that drivers Yeah, besides the bad drivers I can definitely explain to you like step by step why you pissed me off Here's the bullet points. Yeah. Here's a flow chart of when you started making me. Right. Yeah. But again, so now that going back to this, I feel like network TV, now it's all like reality shows. And again, I wanted to see that show. I was excited for it. And then when I, my first reaction, when it was going to be on CBS, I'm like, fuck, that's I don't think it's going to be as good. Yeah.

That's the biggest thing is. So now each one of the platforms has. So like CBS is Paramount. So they have Paramount Plus. Yeah. so they drive their premium shows to the streaming subscription sure but they still do a lot of shows aired live yeah so like you think like a survivor but they're well yeah survivors on live you have to wait a little bit and you can see it on paramount plus like things like that sure yeah like 24 will be available the next day on yeah plus or whatever i just overall i just feel like Like, you just don't get as good of a product. When it's on Netflix or any one of the streaming services that you pay for, HBO, whatever, it feels more like a movie.

Yeah. You know, even on a TV show than the ones that are. Yeah. No, I agree. It's just, it's felt like it's a dying thing. But then there's these shows like, how long has CSI been on? You know what I mean? I feel like I was like six years old and CSI was on TV. I know that's not true, but it just goes and goes and goes. At one point, there was like six of them, too. Yeah. It was like CSI New Orleans, CSI Miami, CSI... Like Law & Order. I used to watch Law & Order SVU religiously. I loved that show. I still love that show if it comes on. That's the only one I ever watched, though. Apparently, there's like nine other Law & Orders.

I never saw a single one of them. The original was one of the best. I never saw it. Like fucking Grey's Anatomy. What episode are we on? Or what season are we on? That's still on? Yeah, I think so. Holy shit. Yeah, Law & Order's still on. Like, almost all of them. Yeah, but now it's like Law & Order PTWXYZ or whatever the fuck ever. So CSI actually stopped at one point. They were done. Because I used to watch almost all of them. Some of the spinoff ones, I was like, no, I'm done. But the main one I watched, Vegas, all the way through, and it ended. Then they had a reboot, so it's back. Is that the one with Shamar Moore on it?

No. The black dude, the bald dude? No, that's Criminal Minds Because Kara watches That's like her go to sleep show Because she's seen it a million times This is a little off topic Do you know who Shamar Moore is? Okay, so I had this theory I have a really good friend I have a really good friend who's a lesbian Full lesbian, right? But she's like, oh, the things I would do to Shamar Moore And I was like, alright, look, we all have one of those I probably wouldn't kick Colin Farrell off my lap I get it, you know what I mean? Or Nicolas Cage, whatever But like so then I had this theory cuz I get him to sit on your left fuck it dude When he found out how big of a fan I was he's like he's like wait you named your penis mr. Cage I'm like yes, I did he's like sit down son. So anyway By the way, I dress Kara crazy that that's its name. She hates Nicholas Anyway, so I had this through when I cuz Kara was saying something think how she's like oh shamar more like how hot he is and whatever and i'm like and then i heard i talked to another friend who's a lesbian and she said the same thing and i was like what the fuck like this guy has a grip on people and i was like so then i messaged two more of my girlfriends who are lesbians and they i was like just tell me your thoughts and i said shamar more and they were like oh my god like he's my end-all be-all like if i if i'm sleeping with a guy it's him yeah sexual chocolate right there yeah so i know who he is like even seeing it i'm like There's no denying he's just a beautiful man.

Sure, absolutely. I mean, he's bald, which we all know that's super sexy. So, see, they did that, do we? But I do. But I'm like, does this guy know that he could turn every lesbian in the world straight in a heartbeat? At least for the night. I know it's off topic, but I was talking about it one night, and I'm like, man, these girls just love this guy. How many do you think he has for the night? He probably got a rolling total. Not an ad, but you can find him on Paramount Plus, Shaun. And that's how you do an ad. So let's get back to the topic. Yeah, sorry. You know I'm not good at staying on topic.

So I think streaming platforms are where it's at. I don't think the network or where you watch it is so important anymore. It used to be all the cool shows were on HBO or Showtime because they could do nudity and other things. I think the other ones now can. They just maybe only do it streaming or only late at night. Sure. Sure. You'd have to watch on streaming. That's true. I'm going to vote. I'm going to say, no, it's not cool anymore. I'm with you. And you're saying broadcast network TV. Yeah, I'm saying that's where it's at. I'm saying, yeah, that the, I mean, if I had any show get on anyone, I'd be fine.

But just in general, when I look at it, again, I go right back to that show, The Marshall coming out, find that it's on there, and I'm like, shit. Yeah, I say the same, and that's just because, I mean, A, I can't remember the last time I watched one, And I just think the days of like the family sitting around on certain nights at certain times to watch stuff on local. I just don't think that's much of a thing anymore. It's not. That's what I mean. Yeah. I mean, yeah. We get an everybody's schedules are too busy for that stuff. Yeah. Everybody goes on TV. Once they switched it, like once it changed at all to, especially when places started going like, boom, here's a whole episode.

Just binge the fuck out of it. It was like, oh, well, it's over now. And now they're pulling back from that, which I find funny. but i think there are exceptions like um aaron and jack will sometimes watch survivor live because then they don't have to wait till the next day or whatever or um they really want to see it's the finale you know they want to see it right now yeah they'll watch it live and they have to do that kind of through that typically yeah i just think it depends if you know if you're lucky enough that you're free that night and like oh the kids are home and we you know but it's like you got to get lucky for that to happen you don't plan it to happen and even with that i think they would rather be like oh i wish i could watch it at eight o'clock instead of seven when it's on yeah yeah yeah so i would i agree it's not i'd also say commercials suck but fucking now on streaming unless you pay triple the price you have commercials anyway so god we get hoodwinked on that anyways let's not jump into that as a whole that's a whole right now right so um so yeah so okay i think we yeah It's just not what it used to be.

No. Makes me sad. I mean, I remember those days. We've talked about TGI Friday before, but it's like, man, it was so fun to just be like, dude, step-by-step's on, then Home Improvement's on, then Family Matters is on. It was just like a banger two hours. Simpler time. Then about that time, you hear the ding-dong, pizza's being delivered. Oh, man. Pizza Hut. Go play video games with your buddies. Drink some Jolt Cola. We're staying up all night, boys. Nostalgia gets me fuzzy.

Yeah. All right, Erik, you're up. Okay. So mine is a little bit of a two-parter, and I've got to give you a story with it. Okay. Because otherwise it would just sound weird. Take your pants off and tell us about it. So the other night, I was at the bar. I was at Darts. And I go into this bathroom, and it's kind of a dive bar bathroom. There's a urinal and a stall, and the stall has no door. So they're both urinals, essentially. Sure. Right? um so um i'm in the stall section because there was somebody you know finishing up at the urinal i go into the stall i'm standing there doing my business somebody else comes into the urinal and underneath the door because you know there's an opening yeah underneath the stall i see okay mind you this is just recently and it was cold as shit there's snow on the ground slush all this stuff yeah i see somebody wearing flip-flops with bare feet and their toes are underneath the wall into the stall area to tickle his toes i just sat there and immediately thought okay number one what the fuck flip-flops in the winter in the winter yeah so that's my first one is that so he had shoes on there just flip-flops flip-flops he had flip toes but because you said no shoes there from it but no socks you can see no socks yeah okay yeah so flip flops sure no socks

okay which flip flops with socks is weird but yeah or goddamn we'll save that for another day so flip flops in the winter i mean there's snow on the ground slush on the ground yeah it's cold as shit so i thought this was strange sure um so is that cool or not no the other thing is sticking your toes underneath the stall. What happened if I just kind of missed? I know. Yeah, like you sneeze and then That a lot That just a lot of It like you brought your toes into my space over here I don think you should be raw flip in a bathroom It just not a good idea man You just wouldn't wear flip-flops or anything, though.

You're a bad judge of that. No, I'm a purist of feet. I have the softest feet in Cedar Rapids because I don't ever wear sandals. It's socks and shoes 365 days a year, baby. I love flip-flops. Even when he gets on the boat. Take your fucking shoes off. I take them off the minute I get on the boat. Kiss my ass. I love flip flops in the summer especially if I'm doing like water activities and outdoor whatever and sometimes you end up having to go into a bathroom when that occurs keep your fucking toes in your zone the only one that needs to be getting extracurricular on my toes is me oh god that was a fucking image who wants to get extracurricular on these toes follow us on feetfinder.com that's the second time I was going to say, that's a second feet finder type of reference.

Yeah, I feel like I'd be very cognizant of where my toes are in that situation. Did you see the guy? Yeah. Well, he's very noticeable because he's the only guy in the bar with flip flops on. Was he like a big dude? Did he have to spread out? You know what I mean? Is that why the legs were? No. Hold on. Do we know him? I think he probably recognizes him. Ah, I'm already. Calling you out. He's in there frequently.

Or Mark, Ben, whatever your name is. Oh, shit. that's hilarious yeah no i i don't think i everyone loves sandals here except me in the winter it's just i think it's just fucking stupid it's just a dumb idea i don't like when my son wears his whatever the fuck are those things called i can't think of the moccasin things with socks yeah whatever i don't like wearing that it's like they're slush and everything your socks are gonna get soaked it's just not a good idea but yeah crocs i mean have holes in them like if you're in the middle of the winter oh these aren't if you need to walk out to pick up your mail fine right like don't be like running around exactly in public yeah so i think i guess some people do yeah um no i'm all about flip-flops and that stuff but i'm not gonna wear them in the winter i'm fucking sure not wearing them to the bar right i'll put them on to go out to get the mail or something like that you know i mean just because that's easier but no i'm not wearing them to the bar in fucking december so just a bad idea uh yeah so i'm that's gross and if you're gonna let your feet right it's gonna get pissed on man come on dude like i know you should just taught him a lesson and lit him up now i've been there's there's a few bars in town that have these little ass bathroom stalls true and like you got like i got to stand back anyways so there's like that part of it that's why i was wondering you know what are we talking about did his foot have to get under there but that's i feel like you can still even at a small store you can just like if i look i'm like i can still make this work and not shove my toe into your area like bricks i can't

get between those things like i'm outside of it you know i mean or the map room has one where like if i lean forward i'm lodged in there yeah you know like honestly i bricks it's a it's a weird situation but it's it is what it is that that's what they have they can't add to it yeah forever if there's anybody else in there i go in the stall yeah because it's the one it's like oh yeah no you gotta be you gotta be three people in there technically but i'm not yeah but you want that you want the tiny little skinny boys in the in the i don't need somebody washing their hands and reaching you know hey while you're over there buddy you want to give that a shake doctor told me not to lift everything help a brother out doc said i shouldn't lift anything thing you have you help me out here so yeah so that's nasty and not cool oh how does that sound that's what i'm gonna get that was part one though right it's it though there was two it was because it was the foot in the winter and then and then okay okay even with your shoes don't do that business no i mean this guy actually this person's fucking psycho the more i'm thinking about it so he's wearing flip-flops in the snow in the winter and just shoving a bear toe ready to get pissed on underneath yeah maybe he was like wanting somebody to do he fucking hates i mean dude everything you could imagine there's a kink for so old old bear raw dog piss toes over there looking for something if you're listening what if he was filming it maybe that's on foot finder maybe there's one over there like where you is that a thing you slide your foot under yourself and you're supposed to piss on it oh god yeah somebody's gonna log in to feet fire it's gonna be that guy that's his page is gonna be still we're still cool right and it's gonna be piss toes we're gonna have to be like copyright

strike I can't help my disdain for flip-flops man it's just I just think they're dumb do you just not like the thing between your toes I don't like all of it because I've tried slides I've tried I mean I own a pair of like not having socks on that's exactly what it is like even when I go into like a house like obviously I'll take my shoes off like if if that's what they do in the home I don't care because I still have socks on but like I like wearing shoes I know it's fucking weird but i just i don't know i don't know if it's just because i've always done it or what it is if i something fucking i had a bad experience as a kid i don't know well maybe we talked about this i don't remember but we were watching die hard the other day and when they're shooting the glass you know when his feet are feet are all cut up so ben has to wear he hates it when he goes to someone's house and they're like you gotta take your shoes off i do too fucking it you know i mean he's like ever since watching die hard he's like the thought of my fucking feet.

That was the traumatic experience. He'll wear flip-flops and all that stuff. That's fine. But he just can't stand to be barefoot. Yeah, I hate it. Because he just thinks of Die Hard all the time. Yeah, I also don't hate, even if you step on a crumb or something, I don't know why. Maybe I just have sensitive, I don't know. They're a little softies. I saw a sweatshirt today and said, wait for me, I have little legs. I almost bought it for you. I almost bought it for myself. I had a card to buy it for you. Dude, are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious. I literally saw it on TikTok, and I was busy shaving my head, but I was going to send it to the group and be like, who wants to buy me this?

I had it in the cart, and I was going to buy it for you. And then I'm like, I just bought thousands of dollars worth of presents. I don't need to buy it. Yeah, and I don't need you to buy it. I was like, this is exactly. And Ashley goes, that's what we say to Julie, too. We should get a bowl of one. I was going to say, like, Julie, you want to get matching hoodies? But I obviously own my shortness. It's fine. Whatever. But you gotta wait for me I got little legs The funniest part about that is I walk faster than almost everybody True And it's because I think I have little legs Because you've had to keep up My whole life, yeah So people are always like I remember Every person I've ever dated in my life Has been like Will you slow the fuck down My daughter My daughter all the time She's like Why are you running?

And I was like Gotta get there I don't know I'm just always on the go I can't believe you saw that That's so bad And it just keeps coming Because I didn't do it yeah well now so now it's like i'm up for me because you guys are talking now we're all dude that is a thing too and i wish you could scroll tiktok because you know i'm on there doing research for the podcast i'm not trying to shop you know what i mean so it's like i'm on there it's just like ad after ad after ad and it's like or it's not an ad but it's someone it's it's a content creator still hawking a product right jesus christ what happened to just the fun feed where it's just silly shit well there's none of that on facebook anymore now it's all yeah it just drives me nuts but i think i'm just gonna stick to instagram instagram reels seems solid. I mean, everyone has their own. By the way, what is Logan will know this?

Threads? It's always trying to get me to download threads. Yeah, it's stupid. I'm like, what the fuck is the point? Is Threads still cool? No. No. What's ever cool? No. Because it'll pop up. There'll be this one interesting one that you're like, ooh, I want to see this. And it just pops you to download Threads. And I'm like, fuck yourself. Not doing it. That is the most annoying thing. It'll be in the middle of your feed. And it'll taunt you. Like, oh, I would actually look at that yeah but then yeah it blocks you it's like that commercial where he's like oh you gotta be quicker than that you almost had it yeah fuck yeah i want to watch that one video you know yeah so i yeah i've been wondering and then on tiktok it's always like so and so added you on lemon eight i don't know what the fuck that is either it's the tiktok version logan gave it a thumbs down i'm out they gotta stop there's too many pretty sure tiktok owns lemon yeah yeah oh but it's their kind of version of threads for sure i understand but what why do you need it you already have the fucking thing add a separate category you can click on so think about like when we when we're trying to post videos and we want to see if they like go viral people or like it or whatever yeah they're doing the same thing with creating apps they're waiting for one to catch lightning like tiktok did or whatever yeah well and if you want the true answer what happened was elon musk bought twitter and turned twitter into x and everyone was like no thank you yeah And so everyone else was trying to make their Twitter alternative.

Oh, that's true. Yeah, I forgot about that. That's what I heard. That Threads is like a Twitter alternative. Threads came up. Newsnight came up. Lemonade came up. Yeah. And they were just trying to see, would any of these stick? Yeah. It's not going to happen. It's so funny, too, how certain ones are just it. You're like, we're not doing anything else. Even if people hated Elon, they were like, fuck it. I'm still going to use it. Also, I've never called an X. I'm never going to. There'll be another one. It slowly starts cycling. And then it'll be another. one of the kids will get on, like TikTok has been around for a little while and then all of a sudden it just became fucking everything, you know, like the whole deal.

There'll be another one but there'll be probably 20 that don't do anything and then all of a sudden one will do something. Well, I need my kids to keep up with it because I can't keep up with this shit. I need someone to explain it to me. I don't get it. You know what's funny too is like every job I've always been at, I was like the guy people would go to. Like, hey, I need can you fix this? Yeah, you're fucking old now. well yeah but people still did it up till recently and in my head i'm going you have no idea i know what the fuck i do i have no idea what i'm doing right i just figure it out well because you're you don't want to lose that status exactly like i was kind of like yeah i'm the man call me it mike that's right that's right you figured out now outside of that i'm always like eric will you help me right that's wrong yeah i looked out of my email again i just gave into it this summer and i don't know shit so helpless about this stuff i just never thought i'd be that guy that's like you know, so out of the loop that I don't know what the kids are talking about.

And I don't know what this and that is. And I'm like, shit, if it's like this at 42, how am I going to be in 10 years? Like, I'm going to be a fucking fossil. Right. Whatever. Anyway. So I know robots that take care of us anyway. Full service. Say on to mine, the whole worst of chloride is like, I just remember, and I still do this, but I've noticed no, not no one, but a lot of people don't. when we were young, even if it was the dead of summer, you know, as long as it wasn't 120 degrees outside or whatever, everyone was driving. Everyone had their windows down. Everyone had music blaring. I still do it.

Like I love my music loud. If I'm listening to music, I want it pretty much like as loud as it can go without blowing my speakers. And I have a very nice sound system. So it's fucking loud. When I listen to music on the road, like Karen knows I'm there. Cause she's like, I heard you pull up. Right. But I feel like that's a thing of the past. Now my son does it, But even like you drive on a 75 degree day, it's gorgeous out. You know, because I'm old now. If it's like 90, I'm like, I'm turning the fucking air on. It's too hot. But no one. I feel like no one does that. I've pulled up to stoplights before my music player.

And I've seen people next to me just like roll up their window. And I'm like, it's too loud. You're too old. Right, baby. Rock and roll. But I just am like, when did that stop? Or like it just not a lot of people do anymore. maybe people are scared if for people to hear what they're listening to i like i don't know i don't know i would say yes to that because i dropped my kids off at school we can't do it music i have it's the windows are up there's just music on in the car yeah before they open the door they turn it down so does layla layla does that to me because they don't want me embarrassing them yep the music and i'm like this is the shit you listen to like i'm like i'm not saying i listen to everything you listen to, but you're listening to the stuff I'm listening to.

That is such a good point, Bill. Two-lap crew coming at you. Yeah, but Layla does that same day. I never thought of that. We'll be listening to her music pulling up. It's like we're listening to Olivia Rodrigo. She loves this song. Everyone at the school loves that song, and she always turns it down before she gets out. And so I fuck with her sometimes. She goes to get out, and I just start to slowly crank it. She'll turn around with this death look. I'm like, I'm just kidding. I'm not going to embarrass you. So, I used to do it all the time. yeah i would always have it i actually turn it down a lot now when i'm pulling into a parking lot or whatever i i turn it down i'll do that but i but i won't turn it down like a stop sign or a red light like if i'm listening to it loud i'm listening to it loud listen to music like i used to but yeah no but i i'll still if i have it up it's loud in the car yeah but no if i roll to a stop sign we're just gonna be sitting there no i turn it down i don't i don't i mean and that's changed because when i was older i always had it up like we had sound systems and all other stuff um the other day i was walking out of the school we were at i don't know if the kids had an event or whatever i'm walking out and some one of the high school kids pulls in he's got his music blaring and pulls in i just kind of giggled to myself but i'm also like turn that down and then i didn't see it out loud thank god in my head i'm like you fucking old bastard you know i mean like that but oh i don't know because i i'm with you i love it loud in my car yeah but rolling up the stuff and i remember being with kate and he'd always have it on but his fucking he'd turn the bass all the way down and the treble all the way up so it was like oh wow it was

horrible yeah and he'd roll in and i'm like god fucking turn that down man i want people to know he didn't have a nice system it was like one working speaker that was popping you know but like uh yeah i don't know like my son listens to his music loud and i that's like a thing in our family we just always have but it's so he drives around like that but i don't i just don't see a lot of people doing it anymore logan you look like you had something to say you look like you grabbed the mic there well just i'm i'm feeling older lately yeah 2026 getting there already i listen to my music pretty loudly yeah i rarely turn it down because i'm worried about being judged i turn it down more because i can't hear myself think sure you know that feeling no i am that person so hold on the roads are slick turn the music down i gotta call yeah for sure but also even if i'm just parked somewhere i'm like i'll turn it down because i can't like i need to think about something i gotta watch out for people walking i don't do that but logan logan or layla called me out there today they're like what is it with you you people i think she met parents and old people when you're like looking for a certain house or something looking for the address i do it every time i can't focus but my kids they'll do their homework with a tv show on listening to music and they can read at the same time. I'm like, that's too much stimulus. I can't do that.

My stepson sleeps with his TV on but he'll watch YouTube videos of Call of Duty gunfire that he's sleeping to. It's crazy. That drives me nuts. Yeah, I like the TV on. Granted, it's turned down. Sleep timer. Let me show you this great technology of the 30-minute sleep timer for you to fall asleep. I want no TV. I have a fan and that's what I want. I'll make exceptions, but my kids both listen to... Layla will listen to something calm, and then Logan watches sleep music. It's just this very calm... every night. That I can see, but I couldn't sleep to Call of Duty Gunfire. It's pretty horrifying.

There Charlies in the trees They shoot out of bed naked Where are i got him well pappa having a fucking vietnam flashback in the other room oh so yeah that i mean i i think it i so cool like when that kid drove through i'm like fucking cool i'm like i'm good with it like i just see in my head i'm like good for you dude like good for you to be you're just fucking young and confident rolling through that high school parking lot, I'm like, good for you. I don't think I can do it, but I respect the game. Yeah. Like Logan just said, I hadn't thought of that. I don't want to say I don't give a shit who's judging me because I will say if I pull up somewhere, and let's say the song on is pretty super dirty, right?

Let's say I'm listening to Gangsta Rap from the 90s and they're just like, lots of things after the other, then I might turn it down. But other than that, if I'm listening to something that's not that, I don't care. So I guess I do worry a little bit Without John's writing in the car you're good to go Yeah But if you're listening let's bring it back This summer windows down Let's fucking just crank it I'm more of a Josh Groban guy Really blast the Grobes Oh god what is that What is his like famous song like the most famous when he sings I can't think of it now Well I highly You raise me up Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I highly recommend a little Celine Dion, just based on the bust. Boy, you ain't kidding. That was my other joke. You get a couple of the Celine... You might have a car... You might have people around you just getting into it with you. Our friend Tabitha from Deck Diaries podcast sent us a clip the other day, and it was just like, you know you've... I can't even remember what it was, but you know you meant it, and it was just people belting out Celine Dion. And I was like, God, that couldn't have came at a better time. We made her so proud that night. You're welcome, Celine. Yeah. So... See, I listen to Whitney Houston.

a lot that's kind of like that's kind of your go-to yeah like anytime i'm at a bar and if i decide to use touch tunes i'm like gotta play whitney once you know i every time i hear it come on in a bar i look around like where the fuck is he i know it's like a thing now that the bartender would be like did you play that i'm like yeah i played that did we talk about that what about your friend at the keg her playlist oh no this is the fucking coolest thing i've ever heard we should finish up the vote oh before we get too distracted good call i totally think listening your music loud is still cool drop those windows again we're old i sweat yep pretty much a lot so if it's hot then i have my air on but if it's under 80 man just get it get that cool breeze going through your beard you know yep i'm with it same thing i think it's cool i don't be that guy eric no i i do think it's cool and i don't it doesn't bother me i'm loud is a little bit of a subjective thing like i don't do as loud as you probably would like you won't hear mine when i pull up to your driveway.

I do listen to it loud and don't care if the windows are down. But even loud at a stoplight, if your windows are down, definitely the people next to you are going to hear it. And I'm like, that's my thing. Don't be scared of that. Or maybe the question is, you don't turn it down. Everybody can be as loud as everyone is open, but you don't turn yours down. Unless, like Shaun said, it's pop that pussy by two-way crew. I don't know what it is. I just imagine it's playing in your car all the time. I don't know why. Just pop that pussy. At some point, I made a turn because I didn't used to do this but now when i pull into a neighborhood like my own neighborhood or to like one of your neighborhoods yeah i turn it down even if the windows are up i like i'm pulling in i'm bringing it down i don't know why it's because of that fancy neighborhood you just you know i did have to tell my son once he got subs i'm like that shit gets turned down the base gets turned down you hit the corner let's get those railroad tracks down there i want that no i don't need to hear it inside and the neighbors don't either by the way especially if you have your subs where it rattles your that oh my it's always drove me nuts i'm like that it's so good inside the inside sure the car i'm like it doesn't take a lot to fucking insulate that a little bit just put some fucking foam in there like i'm not gonna lie i'm sure i'm not gonna lie fellas if we get enough people on the patreon i'm putting subs in my oh my god i'm redoing it i want it going back is that your number one goal oh i want it like so mine's a side by side sean's subs actually might not be like I want to load the boat down with the best sound system Jesus Christ I want to pull up to a cove and everyone be like

turn your music down we can't hear ours fuck off why are you blasting Josh Groban you can at least play some Celine or something yeah so we met for lunch one day to talk about some stuff we met at the keg my friend Sheila was working you came but was he there when we talked about this with her yeah okay because you remember who walked in who the song okay so she said something about she's like oh this song is playing i have to get this beer ready and we're like what are you talking about she goes some of my regulars they will play a song on the jukebox and when i hear it i know they're gonna walk in soon and i have their beer waiting for them and i'm like what they have fucking walk-up music to get to their bar yeah so she goes watch this and so she like cracked a bottle went over to the door and as she got there he walked in she goes here you go sir and he said thank you fucking awesome it was our buddy brian and i'm like what the fuck is going on and i was like that is the coolest thing i've ever seen in my life i was like this has to happen because with the touch tunes or the jukebox or everyone they had i remember you're gonna download the app yeah you can select your song before you even get there to be coming in yeah and they play in your beer i'm like that is the fucking coolest thing i've ever like that is awesome it's literally awesome yeah i mean you could do that on any of but yeah they don't use touch tunes there's just something else i ended up it's ami yeah and they i download the app i haven't touched the only one i know that so it's the same that's why i said that but the problem with that is whatever the song and i can't remember what the

song was do you guys we knew it it was like oh uh it's something with train it was uh had something to do with a train because the train they have in there yeah yeah i don't know i mean it wasn't like this great so it wasn't like the reason i say that though is you can't have it be something that gets played all the time right you know it's like it's got to be unique enough where it's like i know if this is playing you're whitney houston wasn't it like i think you could i think that'd be all right i think it'd be all right yeah yeah wasn't it like quad city djs come on ride that train it was i think that's what i think it was that is what it was yep there you go come on ride the train yeah and ride it which i think is safe if you like before she walked over the door she hit the button to make the train go yeah if you're more of a happy hour person that's probably better than the late night yeah so my nose is that so they still play that they would my bar come on ride the train yeah the problem is you're probably battling with a cue that's true you can't like what have your walk-up song play like six songs after you get there yeah it kind of takes the fun out of it you know you know what my ass would do i'd walk out and wait and i'd walk back in and be like what the fuck where's my beer you like look at the on your phone like yeah good i mean you i mean yeah well you could be one in queue and just like i'm gonna sit my truck for a minute okay so when we open our bar that's the idea is for sure the regulars get priority queue yeah yeah oh yeah you get one priority queue per day this is just like the new age like walking around with the boom box on your shoulder you know what i mean fuck yeah

but i mean after i'm coaching baseball i'm like why couldn't i have a fucking walk-up song right You did that for all those kids. You deserve a walk-up song. I want a walk-up song. I want to be like, oh, there you go. Before the team walks out for the first time, it should be like the coaches have their song. Roll out the red carpet. It's all our ideas. We're the ones paying for this anyway. We're going to have to discuss walk-up songs on the Discord for the Patreon people. We could definitely like that. I love that. Let everybody vote on our walk-up songs. Oh, God. Actually, I don't like that.

I don't like that. It's going to be so bad. Mine's going to be fucking It's Raining Men or something. Hallelujah You guys will get cool ones like Celine Dion What was it Ashley did that for one of the kids That played all those songs At the Pink Pony Club That was one of the things The kids had the best We came back from 12 down Because they were all dancing Doing that stuff There's something to music man They can turn the mood around real god damn fast If you pick the right song That's why like being a DJ and stuff is not as easy as it thinks. I mean, DJ Allen over there knows. That's right. So it's just like you, you could fuck up a whole dance floor with the wrong move.

Oh, but when the right song comes on, you know, like you did with Celine Dion, that was me with Kara. That's true. That was Kara. Yeah. I just played it. I remember like, well, just anytime that that song comes on when you're in your car and, and just think of Jerry Maguire all the time. Remember Jerry Maguire when he's like, can't find it you know i mean he's going he's like no like you're so excited what song it was when he had the radio and then he hits it because i'm free oh yeah free fall and he's just you're just like yeah you know where you can just scream it sing so loud and i think about like that feeling of perfect timing yeah right like you want to hear something you're in your car it is the 72 degree day it's gorgeous you know i mean like i remember like in the spring is the best right Cause you're all, the window's always up.

You're, you know, you get that one nice day and then that song comes on and you just feel like the, it's like the most, it's like the best feeling when everything lines up. You have the perfect song jamming. I can't help but see Shaun rolling down in a Jeep top down. I'm imagining him with longer hair and it's just flowing in the wind and it's like, cause I'm your lover.

And he's just, just cranking. I'm going to have to put like, remember that I'm going to put it into Gemini and see if we can get something. Oh, yes. It would be me with the big bald spot right over here. You know what I mean? Or like the fading hairline, but still trying to hold on to it. Dude, speaking of bald spot, I mean, shout out to our buddy Wade. He's a big streamer on Twitch and stuff like that. But like he's got this whole setup, and I can't remember if I've said this before, but he's got all these cameras on him, but he's got one called the bald spot cam. And it's up here, and if you look at it, it's just his bald spot.

It's like above his setup, so you can see his setup, but he's, you know. This setup is sick. It's like all lit up and it's like fucking Iron Man. You know what I mean? Right. But then it's just like bald spot. But that's how it is. It's like just own it, man. You know what I mean? You gotta lean into it. Mine's getting bigger. Yeah. But whatever. My hair is long enough that I can brush it. Honestly, you still have a good head of hair. You're pretty lucky. I'm still doing okay here. Yeah. Alright. Walk up music. Shit. We're getting close, but I want to see you one more time. Thank you all. And like that Patreon, we're so excited about it.

And we're most excited just about the engagement. we can have with everybody because we've we've always talked about how much we love emails and going back and forth with people um and some people want some live action so yeah here we go well to be able to like read live comments like while we're talking about it you know that's going to be so fun so eric's gonna have his work cut out for him or logan that's all right we got it it's really as those i mean i could bring in my mac but no eric's better at it we're just gonna make him do it i read at a slow pace we're gonna be here for a little while Wait for me, I got little legs So what I understand is we got two jokes I mean, I have one Go for it You want me to do it?

Okay This is not a dad joke But this is just something I saw And boy did it crack me up We'll see if it cracks you guys up So here we go When does the medieval orgy end? I know it so When the night Has come Is there a Had you already seen that one Yeah Dude I saw it take like a week and I laughed myself for like 30 minutes And I was like god damn it I had it in the backups but I was like it's not a dad joke I don't know I'll just keep it in the backups for now That's why right before the episode I'm like Logan come on here I gotta ask you something You guys are like oh you're telling secrets without us I'm like no just trust me so yeah well i'm a guard i didn't know what was gonna like come at us like it'd be like i do like the music edition was a good touch exactly yeah that's yeah i thought that'd be better so thank you logan yeah okay so i got a it's more of a dad joke okay um and it's you know topical to our drink that we had today so two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted oh fucking dumb ass jesus christ i'm sitting here waiting for like where's the oh it's already there it's built in oh i beat you on that one it's been a rough i i know it's monday i had to pick on him for a little bit i was looking up one and it was this reddit thing and it's this person talking about i had to do this in honor of my dad because his dad had passed

and this was like his favorite dad joke i was like that's a good one see i i love that stuff everyone's got like their favorite dad joke and some people's are great and some people's like that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard but it's like it has sentimental value it's all there yeah exactly one of these days like when we have like a really long time frame for the dad joke i'll i'll bring out some they're not really dad jokes but they're really good but more they're my go-to jokes but like a longer one yeah yeah because they're storytelling joke yeah like i remember that with kate and just oh he could tell a joke so he just never forgot any of them and so he started telling a joke and it'd be fucking nine minutes long and i'm like what the fuck are we doing there like i would have grabbed a drink and sat down if i knew you know he has a memory though he he does he like thinks about shit and then he's got it yeah i told you to get you guys that the duck walks into a bar yeah yeah yeah i was pretty sure i did that one that one's my kind of got any grapes so but that's the thing like that joke has evolved because i remember that from when like my kids were young like it was on like youtube or something and so yeah and there's different versions of it so you know tj hit me up with this weekend or oh god we're playing poker what he's like hey still want to go camping yeah if you woke up with a condom in your ass camping would you tell anybody got him and you can't take that away just like the osama bin laden thing which that clip just posted if you'd like to see that.

I saw that. I'm like, God damn it. It was an early version. We really didn't get to that. We don't need to get to the force on that. We put that one on Patreon. You can listen to that one. Just know that Shaun's a goddamn hero and you will respect his name.

We're going to have to figure out how to get the statues on the shop. We have to. It's got to happen at this point. That's funny. That being said, boys, this is the end of the first episode of season two. Season two. Season two. Wow. Yeah, thank you all for sticking around. What a fun one. Check us out on all the socials at We're Still Cool Right. And email. Yeah, We're Still Cool Right at gmail.com. And Patreon. And please, check out the Patreon if you want to help support us. Again, like Mike said, we appreciate it. So it'd be really awesome. Yeah. With that being said, I think we're at an end.

Yeah. We'll see you guys next week. Cheers. See you, fellas. When the night has come.