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The Comedic Actors Bracket!

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Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Stop looking at me swan What movie is that from? It's Adam Sandler I think we're all going to get the reference here pretty soon pretty soon. I will say I was a little caught off guard here for that. Conditional is better. You're talking to Adam Sandler. It's going to make sense in a minute. Everyone call him your tits.

See that shampoo bottle now? Sticking up my ass. That was pre-movie career. You just reminded me. I have a video of walking up like sneaking up on my son. He was probably 18. Excuse me. 12 or 13. Leland we all know Leland his best buddy sent him that song Logan had never heard it before So I have his reaction like listening to it and he's just like what the hell Because it's that part he's like I'm just sticking up my ass And then I'm like and I'm recording like what are you doing? He's like oh my god, this isn't my song like Sure Yeah, exactly what this is so that's hilarious, but we're back. We're back for another one, buddy Yes, we are.

And this is going to be a... It's going to be comedic. I think it's going to be fun. I think it's going to be fun. I think it's going to be fun. So this is the We're Still Cool Right podcast. For those of you who join us every week, welcome. If you're new, grab a drink and join us. My name is Shaun, who's clearly just going through puberty or whatever just happened there. Hi, Shaun. Hi, Shaun. I have hair. I'm a growing boy. And I'm Mike and I'm a man And I'm Erik Which anyway, but yeah, and then Erik They're like, and that's the dad of the podcast Right, no shit, so Heaven help us Anyways, welcome back We have a fun one here today We do, I'm very excited So we're gonna get right into it here in a minute After we talk about this Drink that I think is beautiful but we've never had it.

It's lacking a garnish because I'm a giant piece of shit. I'm so mad. I see a garnish over there. Okay, that's true. We do have a little bit of a fireball garnish. It's very exquisite. You can find it at most local places. I recommend going with the red top and not the green one. That shit's disgusting. Have you had that? It's so bad. Is it bad? Dude, I was kind of excited to try it because I'm like, I like apple. You know, apple and cinnamon, that goes together. It's so gross. Yeah, so have artificial cinnamon whiskey and artificial apple. Oh Like if you have I'm not a fan. I don't know man. I see it like going on discount at a lot of We can't give this shit away. I'm like yeah, a lot of hobos gonna be burping green apple. You know I'm saying so everyone's walking on like zombies fucking green apple shit they're all on they're gonna start giving it out when they start whatever gets you through winter I guess I don't know I mean it will warm you up that's that's for sure sorry so what do we got like this all yours so this is called the cinnamon maple whiskey sour so found as Kara helped me find this one so thank do girl. Uh, I will say it is one and a half ounces of bourbon. We went with a Cedar Ridge double barrel, uh, one ounce lemon juice, two to four teaspoons of maple syrup. We went with a local big timber syrup out of some city. I've never heard of an hour and a pinch of ground

cinnamon. And because I'm a giant piece of shit, I forgot that too. So here, I gotta say, this is why i'm so mad i walk in tonight and i realize i forgot i've bitched about cinnamon sticks and the price of them well i have them i spent the ten dollars on them that's what i needed and i fucking forgot i'm so mad at myself so i gotta ask when you're looking for your drink you're like i gotta get rid of these other cinnamon sticks was that part of your search yeah exactly why do you think i'm so mad and then i realized there also it needed a pinch of cinnamon. I'm like, whatever. But Shaun helped me out and in the nick of time threw me over. We went with half a shot of fireball to get some cinnamon in there.

Yeah, there you go. So when in doubt add more booze. Then it turned into the garnish. So not only did we get this, but we get a little half a shooter of fireball. Fireball. Yeah. So cheers everybody at home. Have one with us. Let me know your think because we're about to find out.

I like it. Mmm, that's good. For a whiskey sour, I'm like, the lemon juice comes through pretty good. It does, but the... The fireball? It balances out with the syrup. The syrup, the sweet, takes out a little bit of that. The syrup gives just another sweetness. Otherwise, I think it'd be a little too tart, but that sweetness works well. Cinnamon hits my throat. We've talked about that before. That just gives me that acid reflex. But this is a good shit. You know what won't do that is fireball.

So yeah, which that's why I like it would come out with another shooter like fireball. We've talked about this. Yes We're gonna make our fucking that so we're gonna make a we're still cool right shot We are it's gonna be 20% and delicious. You just don't know what yeah I'm dream iced tea and whiskey. That's what I don't they make a What is that stuff the the tea? Twisted tea twisted. Yeah, I think there's like a twist but it's not it's like a shot. I think I've seen the tea tastes gross It's like artificial tea. It is. I don't mind it. Like I've had the raspberry ones and stuff. Those are better, but it's fine.

It's fine. Yeah. Have you ever done it with the, what's the Wisconsin beer? Didn't the buddy drink? Buddy drink. Wisconsin? What's the Wisconsin beer? Oh, New Larris? Yeah. What's the? Spotty Cow. Spotty Cow. So you do Spotty Cow and Twisted Tea. It's called the Twisted Teat. And it's called the Buddy Drink because it's half and half. Fuck yes, I've never heard of that. Why didn't you bring this on as a drink? I will, yeah. Spoiler alert for a future episode. Which the sad thing, you know, I can't even tell you how many fucking people I've given this drink to. I'm surprised that you guys haven't had that with me. I've never even heard of that.

Because I used to buy Spotted Cow or go get Spotted Cow just to fucking have these buddy drinks. Huh. Because it's the perfect buddy drink. You bring yours, I bring mine. We go half and half and get yourself a buddy drink on it. That's genius. Yeah. Well, that's why you call it a buddy drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, well, yeah, we can totally do that. Stay tuned. We will do it. We're going to do it. And you guys are going to... Twisted teat. Yep. That's the... That's a good one. I'll twist your teat. Yeah, you will. Yeah. Both of them. Both of them. One word. Both of them. Both of them. Don't threaten me with a good time here.

Like, what do we got going on? So... I do like this, though. But I feel like this is Erik's episode here a little bit for us. Well, a little bit. Should I read a little bit? Read the email that led us to this episode. Yeah, do a blast on the past. So this was, God, when August 20th, we had an email from our great friend Jody. And she sent in and said, let me just get to it. She said, you all talked about Adam Sandler versus Will Ferrell. You should take that idea and do a comedic actor bracket, like a legit bracket, but only take into account their comedic value in movies.

She gave some examples. I'm not going to read them because we probably used most of them. And that way it'll be more of a surprise. but uh should take some time make a hard-ass bracket and walk us through it thank you for all that you do so thank you for the email jody we i told you we'd get back to it and here we are so so we're we love brackets yeah we're back for another bracket time why what is it we love brackets i'm pretty sure it makes every guy's dick hard just i know they're doing a bracket i mean yeah you've never had a bad time doing it no because it's like a friendly debate and And you think about things you've never thought of before.

And I love, like, trying to make my piece of the argument. Yeah, even when I was making this, I started kind of going through and, like, seeding them. So we have Erik's final valuations. I didn't quite go all the way, but, yeah, I started it. I started it, like, and I did kind of play some, like, you know what? This guy should probably make it through the first round, but you guys might surprise me. So, like, you know, I did some of that. So is there any like caveats you want to throw out before you kind of start this as far as like what you went off of or how you made your choices? Yeah. So let me talk about it. So I took and tweaked Jody's idea just a little bit just so we could get to a solid 32 because I started like like writing down all like comedic actors, like taking her list of like 16 or so and making it a 32.

and I got to like 50 plus and I probably even forgot people and I was like okay how do I how do I pare this down and make it make sense so I said I'm gonna take uh comedians so they've done stand-up comedy in some fashion but are now actors and when I say actors I also paired out people that were stand-up comedians but they maybe did one movie that was just theirs like a dave chapelle i took him off the list i think he's a great comedian but like he he did like one movie he didn't he didn't really have like acting chops so yeah i'm not saying everybody on here and this is a little bit of my opinion here but i'm going to give you guys what i got yeah and we'll go through it um there's a couple of curveballs in here like people that you probably have no idea that they had a stand-up comedy career but i googled it and here comes the ned stark Google said they did so I like it because we're staying consistent. We did 32 when we did the dads. Yeah, so We'll just kind of make that a statement We're gonna always try and do kind of a 32 bracket if we can if we know there might be things where it's just there's not enough You know smaller, but yeah Like it keeps us good in time and yeah, also like we don't belabor things too long It does get my dick hard. What is that?

I know, the brag is like, yeah. Keep those sweatpants under the table, Mike. Oh, shit. I'm so glad I wear stretchy jeans right now. That's the reason why we put a table in front of us. Denim burns. Ooh, that'd be a great band name, Denim Burn. Anyway, go ahead. Sorry. Okay. I'm doing the off topic thing again. This is my first time running this and writing stuff down while we're going, so bear with me sometimes. But let's start out with a fun one. Now, hold on. Sorry. I just want to say again. are we just going off overall we're only going off them in movies good point so um what i would say i i think you should judge them based on that uh the fact that they were acting in movies so based on their movies based on it can be how funny you think they were in their movies it can be how good of an actor you think they were but just generally speaking we're going based on their movies not their stand-up career or not okay okay um but also you know it's your feelings of how much of a fan of them you are sure and and talk about it a little bit you know if you feel like you need to argue one way or another yeah because some of these are probably going to be hard to be a little biased because we all love comedy things so much yeah but we'll do our best but i mean i definitely made the list people that have had at least one or two movies that you know were worth something okay whether you think they were or not as a different story but at least they you know have a movie career in some fashion all right yeah all right all right all right um i'm gonna start out with steve martin and simon peg see i gotta figure

out who's so sean's gotta look up simon oh so he's shauna the dead yeah um he's in uh he's in like almost all of the uh like mission impossible movies yep yeah because he can do serious really well too. Yeah, he's done serious pretty well and funny at the same time. Yeah, he was in The Boys. He was Huey's dad. Okay.

Also, I did stick to movies. I'm not saying you can't use their TV careers, but with this, if it was a comedian that had a TV career but didn't do movies, they did not make the list. Yeah, I didn't even think of that. Yeah, because The Boys is not a movie. I mean, I'll go ahead and let you go first. I'll go first, especially because I know both of them fairly well, but I just don't think this is a fair matchup. It's gotta be Steve Martin. He was just in too many iconic roles and like Simon Pegg, while he's more our generator, like, you know, he's more of newer and he's great. I just don't think that the chops can battle Steve Martin.

Yeah. Shaun didn't even know who he was. I didn't know he was. So that wasn't when you see him though. Yeah. Now that I've looked at it, I know who he is, but like, I will still say that. I mean, it was going to be tart. Beating him is going to be a tough run anyways. He has a couple. I'm not saying he's Dan Conner, but he's up there probably in the Mount Rushmore, I bet. When he freaks out, you know, when the fucking hot dog guy got together, the fucking bun guy.

Okay, so I feel that for Simon Pegg, but Steve Martin was a one seed and Simon Pegg was not. Sometimes you run into Duke and that's the way it goes. Hold on. I need to grab my garnish here real quick. Here, you can have my garnish, too, just so that one. No, I'm good. I'm good. I may not work tomorrow, but I like remembering things. I'm fine. I appreciate you, though, buddy. All right, are we ready for the next one? Yep. Mike Myers and Martin Short. Ooh. Okay. So fucking Mike Myers might be one of the best ever, though, too. I mean, Austin Powers might be one of the best just franchise. Wayne's World.

Wayne's World my personal favorite So I Married an Axe Murderer I think I've already sang that song in a podcast once didn't I so I'm not going to do it again I love that movie he's going to cry his eyes out when he lays his head on his giant pillow get in my belly I think what's funny is some of these will be there's a little bit of generational stuff too there is Martin Short Martin Short. I know Martin Short very, very well, but I can't think of a ton of movies. I know he's been in a ton. I mean, he was in... He's pretty fucking good, but he's never been the main guy. Not usually. You know what I mean?

He's with someone else. I'm only looking him up because I just saw something the other day that he was so fucking good in. I don't remember... God, what was it? Oh, I forgot he was in Father of the Bride. Yeah, but... I hope you're not busy for a month.

What did I just see? It was so fucking good. He's 75. Oh, the Glick guy. When he does. Glick? Yeah, it's like his. Oh. This guy. He's fucking great. Was that an SNL skate? Is that where that started? I don't know what it. Yeah, it might have been. I think it was. Yeah. He is so fucking funny in that. He's hilarious. But I think that's probably my favorite thing that he does. Yeah, but I'll let you go first on this one We'll try and swap off Yeah It's yeah Wait, what are you saying? Who are you picking? I'm I'm I'm picking Martin short. You are you are? No No It's like you started off very Mike Myers I was gonna say I was like holy fucking curveball bad man No it's Mike Myers Mike Myers is so good Like I think he's Yeah I agree It's just not close And that and that sucks in a way because like Martin Short is great and was great But again it all is gonna come down to our age group and what we grew up with And it's like fucking honestly running into Mike Myers might be more of a buzzsaw than running into Steve Martin only from the aspect of me at 42 years old.

Stop getting ahead of yourself on the bracket. You just calm down. I'm sorry. My tits are away. With Martin Short, I don't find him as overall as funny. He's funny for sure. My favorites would be like Three Amigos. Yeah. But the only reason that he's so good in that is Steve Martin and Kevin Chase too. They all play off of each other so well. That's why it's so fucking funny. Like independently in that movie. I wouldn't find them all that funny But all three of them together are just fucking awesome. It's not easy with that. I mean I'm looking at his He's got a room. He's got some good ass fucking yeah Well, and again my reason Shaun being 60 he probably has seen way more of these movies Hell, I taught him happy nose I'm telling you this bracket's gonna be tough guys. There's gonna be some softballs and there's going to be some tough ones.

You ready for the next one? Chris Rock. Steve Carell. Oh, fuck. Steve Carell all day.

You also said movies. So I would say, I think Chris Rock is the best stand-up comedian. He is a whole reason why I like stand-up comedy. It is not Eddie Murphy like it is for everyone like Chris Rock was the first stand-up comedian I saw that I was like this is the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen when he did his but when it comes to his movies I just don't think they're that good yeah honestly I think like yeah I mean I just don't think they're I just don't you're right and he's tried doing serious roles and like they're kind of weird like well New Jack City is great in well yeah do you remember him in New Do you remember New Jack City?

But like, I'm thinking recently, semi-recently, he was in like a pretty serious movie. And it just was awkward. Like, he's just not like, he's funny. He should be funny. He was in one of the Saw movies, or it was like a spinoff of it called Spiral. And he did okay in that one because he was like, had to be so serious. But when he's just kind of the main guy, like if, like, let's say he played like a, I don't know, I'm trying to think, like a Will Smith movie. where it's like he's kind of serious i just don't think he can do that as well he has to be funny so i see what you're saying and i would argue he's probably one of the funniest like he is on my mount rushmore stand-up comedians like seriously the only well not the only reason but i was so into stand-up comedy because of watching his his stand-up comedy bigger and blacker it was was the one before that i don't remember the name of it but it was it was so fucking good but when it comes to those movies i just okay so steve carell for you i'm steve carell all day it's it's gonna be steve carell but i'm i'm trying to look at them only because i know we're gonna obviously pick because of tv shows too it's part it's part of the beast right yeah so when you do that it's not even close i fucking love the office i'll always love the office me and my son will probably never stop watching that show but he also has been in so many other things and he can do funny he can do serious yeah and he's good serious pretty well really well um if you ever

saw beautiful boy first of all it's so sad but like it's based on it's one of the first books i read where it like made me really emotional it's about like his son's a heroin addict type thing it's it's based it's it's real but the movie's based off the book which is a true story and god damn he's really good at being serious yeah so i think he's he's legit it's funny i think he's so good at movies like he's that good compared to the chris rock and stand up like so if we were going off like i mean like so i think that it's kind of weird that wait did steve kirl do stand up according to the internet i mean i guess probably most of these guys at least tried it some of some of the people here like it loosely says stand up because they like wrote for snl and they were on the show on snl yeah like they had comedy careers so like even it was it was a little bit hard because like you're gonna hear spoiler alert i didn't include ryan reynolds i think he's fucking hilarious he's one of the funniest people in movies i know yeah but i had no idea that he had any sort of comedy career and he just did he did improv he didn't do stand-up or anything like that he did improv so to me i was like i had to make a cut somewhere and yeah he didn't make the cut but like i think that there's some of these where it's like okay yeah is it on the cusp maybe yeah but all right no i mean i just i just i think that's one of those things it's to me it's really weird that we're doing any kind of a comedy bracket and chris rock doesn't make it out of the first round

but only because of what we're going off. But, you know, we could do another one one of these days where we do stand-up. You know what I mean? Well, you might as well go ahead and put him in the final four. I can tell you right now, the thought of doing that is already pissing me off because I know how hard some of those are going to be and I'm going to get so mad. And we might need 64 teams for that. Maybe with that, instead, we do a seating beforehand. Like we put together a list of 32 and everybody gets to vote on where they place. Because, dude, I have like probably six people where I'm like, I can't vote.

Like, if they're against each other, I have no idea what to do. I'm just going to flip this table and leave. Okay. All right. All right. We're wandering again. Oh, I do want to say real quick. I'm really pissed off right now about my opening. Now that you said Steve Kerrell, because I should have went, Kelly Clarkson.

Just saying. By the way, I'm sorry at home if you had your volume way up right there, but go ahead. All right. Eddie Murphy. oh jamie fox whoa okay i know mine go ahead eddie murphy and i love jamie fox i like but pick pick your okay and and the reason why is because in in my life the movies that were like so iconic when i was growing up and like loved comedy so much and these are actually comedy movies dude the beverly hills cop movies are still to this day some of my favorites and Welcome to America is still probably in my top ten movies of all time that like made me laugh my ass off when I was younger.

Welcome to America was like one of the first movies that I watched when I was like first started like swearing. Yeah, exactly. What? Fuck you. Good morning my neighbors. Fuck you. Yes, yes. Fuck you too. Yes. I thought it was the trash.

That is so good but um oh shit I just lost my train of thought oh fucking boomerang boomerang might be one of the just the hold on this is crazy holy shit Kelly and I we were talking the other day I don't know why this was we were driving around it was Kelly was in the car and we were talking about how like I like nice nails it's not like if you don't have your nails and I think you're gross I just like it's a thing I like How could a woman so hard to have hammer time on her feet? Okay. Hold on. This is crazy that this is happening. And then I said how I don't like busted feet. And I go, look, I'm not saying you have to have the perfect feet.

But I hate when three your toenails are painted and the other two aren't. It's like, either take it off or repaint. I don't know why that drives me crazy, but it does. And Kelly was like, oh, my God. There's a movie. And she could not think of the actor. She's like, I think it was Eddie Murphy. So she goes down this rabbit hole. And she's like, no. And she's like, I'm about to call Shaun because I know he knows what this is. I would have known it immediately. Exactly. And so finally she got to it and she was like, oh, fucking boomerang. And I was like, oh, I actually remember that part because he's like looking at their feet and he's like, oh, God.

He pulled, please, please, please. Yeah Like Caesar How could a woman so fine have hammer time on her feet So anyway yeah that very funny that we now saying this And she was trying to she probably laughing her ass off right now Yeah. I will say booty call. Great. When we were like college age, we quoted that thing all the time. Why you got to put a brother on Front Street?

Well, and he does serious. it's one thing to go get some condoms but it's another thing to get me out to go get something I don't even plan on doing wasn't that when he was trying to find like lambskin condoms because they were like dental dam no that's what it was you need one of those to go down there and he's like no it's fine I'll be right back but I will say I know Eddie Murphy has done serious roles and does them really well I think Jamie Foxx might do the serious role better yeah for sure you know jamie foxx is one of like the hidden like true like talents on everything because he can fucking sing fucking like i think i think what's interesting is he's one that i would say is like kind of tom hanks ish where he got his start being funny yeah but actually like found his home yeah being a little more serious and doing awesome and not counting about you know in living color he was yeah one of the best you know like one of the fucking best you take that thing out of here but what was his those two are very they're the same though they actually when you're going head to head because eddie murphy used to sing yeah you know he had obviously his movie career and he's had very serious roles too can i can i be honest i still listen to eddie murphy music you're naming all the eddie murphy movies you didn't say the golden child oh god i was so funny dude i don't think i've seen that since i first saw it i don't know i've watched it multiple times really i bet it's funny as hell now yeah you'll have to watch that

i don't think i've seen it it's old yeah yeah isn't that's the one where like he's like trying to save this like asian child yeah something that's like supposed to be the chosen one yeah oh yeah it's funny okay well i would have to agree i'm gonna have to go eddie murphy too even though i think jamie fox the yeah well even looking at his movies like jamie fox i mean there's ones i forgot he was in like collateral tom or tom cruise he was fucking great in that when he when tom cruise was the hitman and he was the taxi driver like driving him around um well the best ones he was in was any given sunday agreed and and then uh i'm sorry booty call it well yeah wasn't he in the his name was buns boy scout or something like that too no that's that's That's David Wayans.

Law-abiding citizen he was in, but he was also in Jane. Oh, law-abiding citizen. He was like the... He was the cop. Yeah, the lawyer. I fucking loved that movie. Hated the ending, but I loved it. 48 hours, too. I forgot about that. Oh, yeah. All right, Eddie Murphy. We need to move on because they're getting tougher from here. God damn it, that was a good one. That was a tough one. That's the toughest one so far. And I'm not saying the first round is all tough, but we're going to get into the next round. It's going to get tough. All right. Chevy Chase and Seth Rogan.

Jeez. Boy, you got a lot of movies between these two. It's really hard because it's very old versus pretty fucking new. There's not a lot of overlap there. But not all. Both of those guys have like long huge filmography yeah yeah yeah so i will not can i say this i hate seth rogan's laugh just want to throw that out there i love him i really do but that that i'm like i could never hear that again and be totally fine but i've also heard that chevy chase was such a fucking asshole i heard that too that is in my head a little bit that i'm like i don't know that We can't let that affect us, Shaun.

He wasn't an asshole to us. Which one are you looking up? I'm looking at Chevy Chase just because I was trying to remember the years because I knew he started on SNL or was on there for a very long time. Obviously, everyone knows nationally. No, he wasn't on there that long. He wasn't? No, he was only on there for the first season. Oh, but it was that early. Bill Murray punched him. They got in a big... Nuh-uh. Yeah, him and Bill Murray got in. Yeah, he fucking decked him. They didn't get along. Yeah. Well, I like Bill Murray. Don't wrestle him. Right. He's coming up. Fuck.

All right. So let's see here. I mean... What's your gut telling you? You're going to have to go with your gut on some of these. My gut went with Chevy Chase just because I feel like he was in so many iconic roles and things that we still watch now. And it's pretty hard to beat him out. But... I mean, looking back at his films, it's like I'm really holding that against like three or four movies. You know what I mean? Okay. So I'm going Seth Rogen. So you get to decide. So when I put this together, Chevy Chase was one of the ones. But here's the thing. I didn't say I'm going Chevy Chase. Yeah, I don't know if I can, but you go ahead.

But this was a tough one for me because I really like Seth Rogen and a lot of his movies. Like, I agree with you. His laugh can be annoying or whatever. but he's like he's great he can do everything from like semi-serious to fucking pineapple express you know what i mean like right you can have all of it and he's he seems to be authentically him oh yeah you know i think that's the only reason why it works because he's just this authentically him you know i mean like my my struggle is chevy chase is like an icon for me you know like when i talk about three amigos i talk about some of the like national lampoons but i think that's the problem i'm having is i'm like i'm wanting to say him only because of that that's why i'm like if i really drill it down i enjoy seth rogan's movies and the amount the amount that's outweighs chevy chase okay so i do too or so yeah obviously vacation was amazing for chevy chase yeah um fletch did you ever watch yeah fletch those are those are pretty good um i don't find him as funny as seth rogan i don't either i'm it's seth rogan is where it's it really is and i i think i think this is this is gonna have the uh the fans in a stir i'm guessing there's gonna be a few people pissed off at that one but i'm looking at seth rogan's movies and i'm like hilarious hilarious like loved it loved it uh i mean there's a few stinkers but that you'll have that but overall man he's had some bangers yeah yeah it's not even close as far as that goes so yeah all right new age moves on okay i'm gonna throw a little bit of a different one out here

paul red okay and dane cook so we're going off of movies here's the thing is people forget dane cook for a stretch i had some bangers that were really really funny and they didn't really get the appreciation like i don't think they blew up as big as they could or should have because his stand-up was so big at the time um but i know who my vote is for if you want so hold on i gotta look through here waiting i just gotta look through a little bit waiting was so good waiting was so good best movies ever well or comedy what was that one where every time he like uh slept with some chick then like they found their true love right after that oh fuck what was it that was hilarious i'm on it here that's not good luck chuck and then he was like chuck and play the month my best friend's wedding is that what i think my best friend's wedding no it wasn't that one i'm gonna run that time i feel like i think it might have been good luck chuck could have been oh that yeah i think that was it It was Good Luck Chuck.

I think that was it, yeah. But Employee of the Month was solid. Oh, yeah. I think Good Luck Chuck was the one that had one of my favorite of all time scenes in it, but it wasn't him that stole it. It was Alec Baldwin, his dad. I fucked her within an inch of my life. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I literally remember that now, yeah. Doing the 911 call. Oh, shit. She says, throw me a choke. I'm doing the, oh, I don't know. I'm just a good school boy. i don't even know this week that was one of the like yeah shout out to choking and that was just that was just the tuesday alec baldwin should have done all dirty like roles like that he's so good at it being kind of the pompous rich dad but he's dirty as hell i fucked her with an inch of her life last night all right so what do we think paul rudd dane cook I think it's Paul Rudd that's my when it comes to movies I would totally agree with that he's also stood the test of time dude he was funny and clueless how long ago was that movie out and he's still in movies and he's great I think overall like 40 year old virgin I think overall Dane Cook is way funnier I enjoy his comedy and his stuff way more but I think Paul Rudd has a better movie repertoire. He's a fucking Marvel hero, so wins my heart in that sense.

So one of the things like Dan Cook was part of it. He was kind of a sex symbol. You know what I mean? Kind of like it was like he would always be the good looking guy. You know what he's doing now? He looks terrible. I mean, he doesn't look great. He's had a lot of work. But you know what he does now? He streams video games. He plays Call of Duty. I've been like watching him play Call of Duty before. So he's coming to Riverside soon. really yeah i would go so we debated it i'm sorry there's i would go his comedy was one of the no i'm not taking that away fucking watch that i could still one in the round of it i'd like when oh yeah i could still recite half his jokes like that that was we used to watch it we we would go to the bars come home and then turn that thing on over and over and over yeah it was so good hey people watch it now and they're like that was so cheap and i'm like it doesn't matter It's at the time.

It wasn't cheesy. I don't know. But I'm saying now, like there's a lot of it where you're like, oh, it's not really that thought up and whatever. But like, it doesn't matter at the time for his audience and what he did. It was perfect. He hit it so good when it needed to be hit. But I'm sorry, when it comes to movies, it's Paul Rudd. Not even close.

We're taking too long on these, aren't we? Vince Vaughn and Kevin Hart. Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn. I really don't even have to think about it. It should be a softball, but no, it's Vince Vaughn because Kevin Hart's, and I think he's great, but like most movies he's in, it's just this production. Like it's like the rock, you know exactly what you're getting when you go into it every time. It's like almost the same role in a lot of them. And you're like, all right, like it's just, it's not, I'll let my bias show here a little bit. I don't like Kevin Hart at all. I think some of Jumanji is funny, but that's outside of that.

Kevin Hart was in some funny things where he was like the third person, like where he wasn't the number one person. That was before he sold his soul to the devil. Well, whatever. No, I still think he's some fucking funny shit, but I don't think that – I think he just became too much, Kevin Hart. Like, I mean, he's a guy – like, he kind of had the Dane Cook type thing. It was like too much almost. Too much, too fast. Too much. much but um vince vaughn i mean he's a fucking cubs fan and an ordain fan like he's like i mean so we're showing bias we're very right like i and he has some of my favorite movies yeah of all time i would say like he honestly would be a one seat in this to me because it's like there's certain movies that like shape like they hit me right in the heyday of like when i love comedy the most he's the reason why like i remember movie quotes it was like that phase of my life where you were retaining everything i used a big part of all his stuff to fucking quote oh yeah and and the sleeper show a movie of his ball is the internship oh yeah yeah he was in swingers for god's sakes yeah like way back with john favreau yeah yeah like also he's way taller than people think. Like, he's huge.

Not that that matters. I just thought that was... I thought as a smaller statured person, I thought that was funny. I was like, holy shit. I was just like, that dude could play an NBA. What the fuck? I had no idea. But yeah, dude, I could re-watch. He is a registered Cubs fan and Notre Dame fan. So, like, right there, you already got that. How do you become a registered Cubs fan? I'm just joking. You have to have a tramp stamp of the Cubs logo. Were you a Cubs fan to the point where you just hated him as much as you watched him. Then you're registered. I'm a registered Cubs offender.

No, but like old school and Wedding Crashers I could watch. I just don't get sick of them, man. The one with Jennifer Aniston even, which ended up kind of being a sad movie in a little bit, but I fucking love that movie too. The breakup? Yeah. That's when you see them. They meet at a Cubs game and then you look through all their pictures. or in some of that. Him talking shit to the 10-year-old playing Madden. He's in Rudy? He's in Rudy. I didn't know that. He is the guy that has no talent or like the Rudy sacks him in a practice and he gets up and throws the ball at him and then the coach is like, if you had half the heart of Rudiger, you'd have been an All-American.

That's him? That's him. Holy shit. Yeah. That's hilarious. I've watched Rudy probably like four or five times in my life but now i think about it they were all before i got into vince vaughn so i like never even thought about that give it another watch i guess i'll watch sam that's awesome vince vaughn moves on all right all right um okay we're gonna do an interesting one here.

Michael Keaton and Donald Glover. So both of these people, a lot of people, like at least for me, I don't know about you guys, I had no idea that they did stand-up comedy before. I knew Donald Glover did. Yeah, I had no idea. I did not know Michael Keaton did. Right as I was typing in Donald Glover, I didn't know. But I put them together for the same reason, because I think they're both more on the serious side acting-wise. But they had a comedy career. Okay, here's why I'm biased, though. You ever seen Mr. Mom? No. The best Michael Keaton ever is Multiplicity. It's so good. Have you ever seen Mr. Mom?

Yeah. Okay. I like it. It's good. That's one I should watch again. It's been way too long. It really should be because you probably watched it when you didn't really understand half the jokes. Yeah. So I'm a little... I don't know. What other... Oh, so Community. Oh, he's great in that. But you know why I love him? Because I love Childish Gambino. And that is not... So that's his music, is Childish Gambino. I think Michael Keaton's hilarious. So I'm already... Again, if you... Yeah, if we're going over everything they've done for comedy, it has to be Michael Keaton. But I guess they can both do...

Yeah. They're both in the MCU. Mm-hmm. Some people may not know that. But fun fact. What is Keaton? Adam knew. Keaton is a vulture. He's a villain against Spider-Man And in the same movie Donald Glover's in it That's assuming they'd still keep him Going back to the DC We have to stop talking Marvel We're on comedy, come on Shaun's dick is going to go soft Too late Okay, so we're going Keaton Going Keaton But shout out to Childish Gambino Alright, I'm going to throw a tough one at you All right. Adam Sandler. Ruh-roh. Jim Carrey. Why would you put them against each other? Because it's fun. That's a real dick move.

Could you make a bigger dick move? I'll tell you why once we talk about it. No, fuck you, Erik. I'm breaking up with you. I'll tell you why once we talk about it. I think they're similar comedy-wise. Fuck. Kind of. I mean, I actually, I know mine pretty quick, but... Really? Yeah. I don't. I have to seriously think about this. So I'm Sandler all the way. And I think Jim Carrey is hilarious. But I just think that when I start thinking of the longevity of comedies, that it's, yeah. Sandler.

Because I thought Dumb and Dumber was good. The Mask? Ace Ventura? The Mask is pretty good. Ace Ventura. Serious Rolls? Truman Show? like eternal sunshine spot or eternal sunshine of the spotless mind so i would also argue i feel like when he was on his role he was on his role longevity sandler just continues to keep delivering yeah i mean he's basically retired you know what i mean and that was just yeah um i don't like this this is stupid next time you can make the bracket yeah oh i'm definitely making the bracket next time you've lit a fire you know what really chaps my ass when eric makes when eric makes fucking shitty matchups and brackets uh i mean i i totally understand what you're saying i just have to think because dude fuck all right maybe maybe there man sometimes i gotta see him like sometimes just see in the movies is like that's why i gotta google it again it was like the time of my life and like adam sandler is that too but i'm like splitting hairs it's that close between that it's hard to pick so you can't decide i just i feel like a turncoat no matter what i pick so sean said sandler but he's thinking about it i would say i would say 100 because i put him in the top I don't know, at least succeed.

Okay, so I would too, but I gotta run down this thing as I'm looking. Dude, there's so many. I'm not a Jim Carrey fan. I like some of the other stuff. I like Ace Ventura, and it holds a special place in my heart, and some of his stuff's really funny, but I fucking hate the mask. I don't really like Cable Guy.

I have more shit of Jim Carrey's that I don't like than I do. Did you ever see Once Bitten? The vampire one? I'm not saying he's bad. I think he is funny. Ace Ventura, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber. I don't like Dumb and Dumber that much. I like a lot of quotable stuff out of Dumb and Dumber, but I don't like his character. Liar, Liar is fucking good. Me, myself, and Irene.

Oh, fucking Evan Almighty. Bruce Almighty, yeah. The Grinch? I like him as a Grinch a lot. really good as a grinch uh fun with dick and jane remember when he steals the yard yeah that's fucking great important here's a hue yes man yes man was pretty fucking oh i forgot about that one um he's an anchorman too he's just one of the oh really like he's like the off-brand like when they're all meeting a fight he's like oh yeah oh yeah yeah when there's like there's like four different news yeah yeah exactly that he's you killed a guy i saw that yeah but i think you're weird to you so it's a little different all right i mean i'm sorry it's still adam sandler i mean those are some good ones but yeah yeah so well how do you feel mike how do you feel get your feelings out i don't like you you know what a golden fuck you to you look i could go either way I can say if you actually pick the amount of movies I like for each one, it, Adam Sandler has more.

Sure. He probably has just way more movies to pick from overall. Anyway, he does. If you just look at this, like, cause I mean, Carrie has, I mean, he's done Sonic the last three Sonic, the hedgehogs. Oh, but I'll say I actually like him as a, uh, what the, what's the doctor or something. But outside of those, he hasn't, it's been a little bit since he's done, you know, and I will say this. I never thought Adam Sandler could do serious roles. until I saw one movie and it fucking blew me away. Uncut gems. Dude, that fucking movie. I will never watch it again. Neither will I. My fucking blood pressure was through.

I haven't watched it. Dude, I've never had such anxiety watching a movie. You guys haven't sold me on it. No, it's good though. No, it's unbelievable. It's an unbelievable movie, but it's like true fucking game. Don't be on your phone. It's just anxiety. You're just like, yeah. He's living on the edge just constantly. and it's like you're redlining and i feel like the whole movie like it ended and i felt like i went yeah like i hadn't taken a breath for two hours so so that's how i felt when i watched breaking bad oh i could see that the show breaking that like i every episode loved it and every episode i'm just like like i was like having nightmares when we were watching it oh i'm like actually i can't watch this anymore because we just binged it but it was the same like that same like i'm red like i'm this whole time i'm just like you're just yeah yeah so so i so i get adam sandler yeah i get it that's sucks though yep yeah so fuck you what's next do you want a nice one or a not so nice one well i don't know maybe if i can sprinkle some grape jelly in the sandwich for god's sake all right i think this one should be easier easier we'll see let's see how fast i I could say it, my opinion.

Martin Lawrence and Richard Pryor. I have to go Martin Lawrence. But you're looking at different. I got to look at some Pryor. It's totally different things. Like the toy. Oh, the toy is great. What was the kid's name in that? It was Master Bates. Master Bates. Yeah. masturbates what's the one with him and Gene Wilder trading places right that's good yeah so like he's so old I don't I I don't think I saw that oh he has a million dollars oh fuck Harlem Knights oh I did see that that movie was so fucking good I loved every movie he was in evil here no evil is so good well he's in a ton with gene blazing saddles do you know gene walter went to iowa no i didn't know he's front or he had some yeah he like graduated from the acting program in iowa oh that makes sense yeah hmm uh don't fact check that but i think that's true yeah i just it's it's too old like i loved the things i saw him in but it was like I could name four movies I saw loved versus Martin Lawrence I liked way better and basically everything he was in and also

sorry we're going to get off movies a little bit I'd love to show Martin so it's like how do you feel his fucking stand up or do you want me to go go ahead okay so I'm going to say Richard Pryor just because see no evil hear no evil holds us like awesome special players I watched it so much and I love it so much and I like his delivery of comedy you know like we talk about timing like his timing on how he says things was amazing to me so i i put him up there but it's because of him and his comedy not so much the movie repertoire um but i do like i mean he was in great movies and did a good job like i don't know so i'm gonna say him just because of that i like i'm going with my gut on it um i like i like martin Lawrence with other people I don like him by himself comedy wise in movies In movies Yeah So like I like him in bad boys dude love him in bad boys but him him and will smith play off of each other really and that the best part so well um and he was in blue streak which blue streak was fucking hilarious yeah i was i was a bad boys fan well and bad boys i still love that same blue streak bad boys he was in life remember with him and oh yeah they're in prison. I thought that was good. Boomerang.

He was one of the guys in Boomerang. This is actually when you start looking at the movies, it's pretty close. So you're the deciding factor here, Shaun. So I am going to go, Chet. God, I have watched the toy so many times. Did you know Richard Pryor was in Superman? I kind of forgot. Yeah, I saw when I was looking through this thing. Yeah, he was in it. um shit this is this is pretty tough actually yeah i think i'm gonna go martin lawrence because i even know he i agree with you he plays off the other people but like he was i loved him in bad boys i loved him in blue streak you know i kind of thought it would go this way just because especially when we think about generational we were i think it's more generational yeah yeah Lawrence but no I mean I've said this on the podcast one of my like just movies I can't get sick of I don't know what it is about it I can watch it a million times anytime it's on I will never turn it off my feel-good movie is bad boys too I don't know it's just fucking I laugh just as hard now as I did the first time I saw it so I think it's the first one but it's like when they're when they're in his uh Porsche and I was like this is why I wanted a Porsche 911 oh yeah but we're in this big shiny black dick. We're just two balls dragging the fuck along.

By the way, you just made me think we were talking about Kevin Hart and when they do roasts or whatever, there was one like Pete Davidson was roasting, but Kevin Hart was on there for some reason. He's like, oh, he's hosting it. I can't remember whose it was, but he goes, so great to be on a roast hosted by Shaq's dick.

I was like, god damn, dude. Yeah. Bad boys too though when he pops those pills. Oh my God. Fucking. Call my wife. Tell her I'm on my way. Hard as a rock right now. All right. We got to keep moving. Sorry. Go ahead. We got to keep moving. We're still not out of the first round. Let's get out of the first round. Out of the first round. Then I got to come on, old man bladder. You got this. Hold it for a little bit. You. Yeah. We have one. I just love it because it's always me. You ask the piss and I'm good right now. Five, six more to get out of the first round. All right. Let's go. Let's go. God.

Is this going to be a two part? We got to go faster. Okay. John Candy Zach Galifianakis that's so annoying I'm trying to move fast here for the record you knew this was a dick one you knew it was you should have let me piss before we did that after this one we'll take a quick break I mean Great Outdoors I watched that a million fucking times I'm going to Zach Galifianakis I watched Planes, Trains, and Automobiles I just watched his fucking His documentary So fucking good We should do it We should honestly Like if you haven't watched it We should Like we did with With Sheen Thank you We should do that and talk about it It's really good Ryan Reynolds did it actually Yeah, so good Alright, so Then Galifianakis You got Hangover Actually Out cold Fucking stripes stripes is one of my favorite fucking movies of all time hangover what else you got um where are you living we're out cold oh my god you have to watch that movie it's what's the one dude with him and robert fart transplant that fucking cracks me up whatever they robbed the bank him and the okay so i'm gonna go john candy because space balls oh see uh yep i forgot about space uh i'm

going to the other one what's the one with the uh i'm a metal plant the metal uh the brakes and whatever oh tommy boy tommy boy yeah wait no is that tommy no he was john candy's not in that no no i'm thinking of a different one oh i'm like i'm a bog half man half dog i'm my own best friend yeah okay actually what i was thinking i i did go into tommy boy but i was thinking of uncle buck is the fucking buck russell i loved it yeah i'm sorry it's john candy i have to go john candy i love zach i get it i guess he's hilarious he makes me laugh harder yeah than john candy but when it comes to the movies yeah like yeah just i also was thinking like between two ferns sometimes when i'm sad i just watch that because it's so uncomfortable that's what like that did you always know you grew up to be a failure or like did no one ever tell you he's one he's one where actually i appreciate him doing stuff like that more than his movies i would agree because i as much as i like uh the what's the hangover i love all that like i don't think he's what makes it the funniest to me i do well a lot of it but but i see i see you saying you know what i'm saying like the whole yeah bradley cooper's great the whole thing makes it funnier yeah like have you seen out cold he's fucking hilarious have you seen the movie out cold i don't think so you you guys are doing a disservice okay to your life's lives please go watch out cold okay you'd still probably say john candy but that movie is so goddamn good like that's one

that like adam and tj and like you know nick and wool all quote all the time it's so oh is that when he passes out in the car like spinning it around yeah okay i gotta see it i've only seen that part get stuck in the whirlpool thing like dude okay it's so good we have to pop i have to pick like this is this okay no two more two more two more let's see how high you can hold it i'm just kidding i'm just i go one more i go one more no no no no one more we don't more i'll give you a softball all right i bet it's not a softball hang on i gotta write better by the way we apologize in advance for this three hour episode i gotta find the softball yeah you were really a dick with these i think this isn't this should be an easy one otherwise fuck you guys let's see how fast we can answer will farrell will farrell ben stiller will fail that's welfare i can't see yeah i did give you a soft but i don't like a lot of people a lot of people could probably well i mean ben stiller's got a great repertoire but will farrell is a fucking number one he's a number one you know he took out St. Mary's monastery here I never know what she's doing in there like one scene yeah and he does it I gotta piss pause are you laughing about Shaun's tiny ladder I would never laugh about his nether region how dare you we both are blessed to be Irish.

The bladder may be small, but what's holding up front is okay. All right. Where were we? All right. The bracket continues. Yes. Let's go Patton Oswalt. Oh, shit. Wait, Dennis Leary. I can tell you my just instant thought is it's got to be Dennis Leary, but I can't think of Patton Oswalt movies. You can't either. That's part of them. Well, I was going to say, I'm looking it up right now. I know he's obviously been in a lot of stuff. I know him more from like standup.

Movies. He's been in Ghostbusters. The newer ones. The newer one, yeah. I mean, standup, I think of him more in like TV. He's in Dodgeball. Oh, video store. Carolyn Kumars. Like a very, I don't know, one of the second ones. Blade. Blade? Yeah, Blade Trinity. He was in the third one with Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, I'm like, not the first one. Ratatouille. He's Remy. Zoolander. I don't remember him in Zoolander. I fucking hate that movie. Balls of Fury.

The like ping pong. Yeah. Parody. The Informant. with Matt Damon. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, honestly, this one feels easy. It's Dennis Leary all day. But what's he been in? Dude, the ref. Yeah, that was good. Obviously way more, but I can't help that I'm also thinking of his stand-up and Rescue Me. Rescue Me was unbelievable, so I mean, I think that's the thing with him. He's actually done more serious, like his serious stuff's better than dude when he had to be serious and rescue me though he was really fucking good he's so good actually well he's insane a lot there you go you got that okay so where are we at Dennis Leary I'm an asshole I'm even looking at the old stuff that he was in and it's still way better dude his stand up when he's like people are like you can't kill that it's a cow it's a sweet animal he's like no you're a baseball glove get on the truck actually he's done a lot with like the like a Bugs Life and then Ice Age he did a ton of voice styles so did Patton Oswalt that's kind of why I put them together is like immediately I thought voice actors were both of them and also TV shows so I was like I think they'll be good together I don't mind it here's a rough one maybe you guys will just know right away Bill Murray

Billy Crystal i i feel like i answered that way too fast in my head just saying i feel like i always say first though so i'm gonna wait yeah i know who my number one seed here was so i mean spoiler alert dick i'm gonna go bill murray i mean because i like billy crystal but like outside you know what my favorite billy crystal movie is probably a city slickers yeah like i fucking love that was movie. But then they ended up making like six of those. I didn't look past that. I think I watched the first one. I love when the old dude dies though and he's like, no, he's a real original. He sleeps with his eyes open so he can watch the cattle.

And so Billy Crystal when Harry met Sally. Yeah, when Harry met Sally. Analyze this. Those are pretty fucking good. That was really good. He was in Monsters, Inc. he was in Cars he's in My Giant he's really funny he's really funny but he's gravitated more toward especially in later years kid stuff voice acting there's nothing wrong with that so what's your Bill Murray that says Bill Murray instead almost everything Candy Shack is so good Ghostbusters I agree for sake of debate I hated putting them together but I was kind of getting down to the wire actually stripes so good yeah you said caddyshack army training sir okay so that was easier than I thought yeah groundhog day Jesus one of my favorite movies ever alright I got two more in the first round and then we move on alright let's go kingpin okay dude his hair in kingpin when he's losing his mind and it's just like flopping in the wind you're like what the what's his name in that when oh when the hold on i got it what the fuck is it i know we're so bad at this big earn bigger and bigger sometimes bigger is still up in the morning even when he puts me to bed at night all right god all right um robin williams okay whoopi goldberg robin williams okay

Have you ever seen the movie Jumping Jack Flash? With Whoopi Goldberg? No. My favorite movie with her is Sister Act. Jumping Jack Flash is fucking hilarious too. Is it Ghost? Oh yeah. But she's the medium or whatever.

I just love Robin Williams way too much. For a million reasons. I think it's him too. You should watch Jumping Jack Flash. I will totally watch that. okay i felt unfair doing that but i didn't know where else to put her and no i think sometimes the number one seed just wins yeah no i like i loved sister act i've probably watched that movie 20 times um and i know she's been away more than that that's just always going to be what sticks out so she's yeah she has more serious chops to me than yeah i would agree now i would say uh robin williams and one hour photo if you've never seen that movie it's fucking disturbing and creepy and he nailed it but it's weird because he's i feel like uber serious almost every he does dude he's fucking the original genie man like he's so good in everything patch adams miss doubtfire yeah like you deny a doubt also i know it's stand-up and i don't need to get it but like his live on broadway stand-up i still quote like 40 things from that constantly is this what it looks like so yeah yeah okay last one in the first round jack black nick offerman it's kind of a tough one but again though this is hard we we said like keep it toward the movies

it's but we're not doing like it's hard to do that yeah especially in this one because nick Offerman has less movies. It's more towards the TV show. He has less movies to even reference, but he is good in some movies. Jack Black has a lot more movies. Yes. But I think Nick Offerman, comedy-wise, is funnier overall. Agreed. If you want me to go, to me, it's Jack Black in a runaway. Yeah. Really? I'm actually Nick Offerman, but I'm not. I think Jack Black's fucking hilarious even though he's like I think he's fucking funnier and shit So Mike you're the deciding Dude You guys are fucking so sorry I actually think he does really good in serious movies though too Jack Black does What movie was he serious in?

Enemy of the State The Jackal Yeah He was in Enemy of the State Yeah. Twister. He's in Twister. No, you're thinking of... That's Meatloaf, isn't it? No, he died.

Oh my God. He's like one of the most famous actors ever. I'm thinking about what you want to say. C-Hall. No. Oh my God. People are losing their minds right now. He was also in the Mockingjay movies, whatever those... Hunger Games. philip c philip seymour that's who you're thinking okay it could be for that one yeah uh sorry people at home i know that tropic thunder i mean yeah that's as good jumanji i mean kung fu panda kung fu panda he is the panda yeah he is the panda and you know silverman coming to you oh shit you're right okay it's him yeah because here's the thing Nick Offerman you're right if I was putting if it was their whole collection airborne I don't think I saw that Nick Offerman doesn't have the movie he doesn't have the movie chops yeah but god damn it if you put him like TV shows he's so much fun he's so also his one episode or two maybe of The Last of Us if you watch that show I haven't but fucking like I think he won awards for it it was like one episode and he was so good in so many good serious movies too that are like uh what the fuck was the one that was about like the americans the white house oh yeah sovereign or like uh he was the he was the president that wouldn't leave yeah he was really good as natural libre yeah school of rock anaconda hold on i gotta say quick that's why i

don't want to pick him is because there's some movies where i'm like yeah so like a school of rock and some shallow house hilarious what's that cheap shit made out of steel by the way saving silverman though is like so high so high yeah that it's like yeah are you taking care of yes you don't sit over all right we gotta keep we gotta keep moving because the refrigerator's all clear the refrigerator's all i mean i mean fridge it's not gonna get easier from here all right so we're finally on round two we're in round reminder eric's never doing the bracket again go ahead robin williams vince vaughn oh jesus i'm telling you it's not getting easier because i'm so upset i'm gonna i'm going vince vaughn and it's not but it's that's i just can't fucking yep i gotta go i'm going i'm going I'm going to reserve the mic here because I know who I picked as my number one seed in this space. I'm going with my gut.

So it's Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn. Okay. I would have been Robin Williams just because he was my like he's top up there. Yeah. No, he's definitely top five for me. But again, my people cussing at us right now. Oh, for sure. But like Vince, again, it was like the time of my life when I needed the comedy movies the most and I retained them all. Vince Vaughn is like the guy. Yep. Okay. Paul Rudd and Adam Sandler.

I'm going to throw my headphones. I don't even have them on right now. It should be a lot fucking easier. This is stressing me out. I've been going first the last few times. Erik, I think you've got to go first. This is Adam Sandler all the way for me. but I don't think it's even close. Paul Rudd and Adam Sandler. Dude, but again, like, so I know the run that Adam Sandler, I'm not saying like it's going to be Adam Sandler, but it's just one of those things where there's those pivotal years. And like he did that, but in the last, I don't know, 20 years, let's say like Paul Rudd has definitely had more bangers for me, but maybe not 20 years, 15 years.

Paul Rudd doesn't carry movies himself. No, he doesn't. He's a great, family-friendly, funny, you're laughing, but you're not. But I love him, right? He's never done anything that made me belly laugh. Really? To that level. Laugh, for sure, but to the point that Adam Sandler has made me laugh, no fucking way. When he's talking to himself in the mirror and he's like, you want this dick? You want my erection selection? Okay, that's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good, right? Actually, the only thing that's not a large is a venti. I'll catch this. But besides that, fine. He's had great movies, but no, it's Sandman.

This is 40. The Sandman's all this. Sandman moves on. Will Ferrell, Michael Keaton. No, Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell. I figured that would be neat. Yeah.

Dennis Leary, Bill Murray. Bill Murray. see it's actually getting easier now with some of them they're all about to go against each other now we're going to the other side Steve Martin Michael Myers oh I don't I'm going to have to I have to google it because I have to just look at their this is one where I just literally have to say to myself who meant the most to me in everything I've seen from them. Yeah. And it's Michael Myers. Okay. But he was just, that would have been right in the thick of just, yeah. Okay. So I'm just going to read off some of Steve, Steve Martin's.

I love Father of the Bride. Father of the Bride. How good is that? The Jerk. Cheaper by the Dozen. Planes, Trains, and Automobile. Three Amigos. you know and then he had a million parent uh remember roxanne when he had the huge fucking nose did you ever see that one oh i did that was good i was thinking that was a different movie bowfinger i don't know what that is wasn't that with eddie murphy yeah oh my blue heaven never saw that no where he's the fucking mafia guy who's like what he it's a comedy but he's like a mafia guy who like um gets into witness protection program then he ends up in this small town but yet he's like got all these great suits on and like i've never heard of that hilarious that almost sounds like that show on netflix uh the leap of faith never heard do you remember really no i'd have to look at it where he's the preacher he's like he's the like they set up the so he's like a con man like they go to you know he takes money like heals people like oh no i've never seen that that's a great premise of a movie by the way oh yeah it's so good that's good actually that might be my favorite movie little shop of horrors is so fucking good oh my god why the hell did we think of that yeah what was the name of the plant seymour that's it feed

me see no seymour is the that's not the name of the plant that's the name that's his name oh yeah you're right feed me seymour yeah didn't have a funny name and it was seymour so now i'm second guessing myself seymour butts guys it's been a long episode leave me alone i man i really struggle here i really really struggle here but um i i i still have to go mike myers just i think when it comes the plant's name is audrey never heard it is that audrey too why was i thinking it was something else maybe i was thinking seymour i don't know i i did not think it was that hang on you know who's losing their I'm going back now is Jody.

She's so angry right now. My cousin Ben's is mine. He loves fucking Steve Martin. Sorry, Ben. I have to be Steve Martin. Okay. Well, now it's easy to say it because you know you lost anyway. No, I wasn't even. I was even thinking that to begin with. Yeah. Okay. So I'm going Mike. It's Mike Myers. Yeah. Woman. Everybody's pissed. Whoa, man. Especially Aaron right now. yeah it's Audrey 2 is the name of the fucking play I don't know why I didn't like I've never even that doesn't make sense we won't tell your daughter it's fine her name is Audrey 1 cause you're always number one in our eyes dear okay Steve Carell Eddie Murphy ooh god you guys created this that's a hard one don't Don't spin it on us.

You know what really chaps my ass is when he says shit like that Bruce Almighty but again we going movies and I love Steve Carell movies I really do like almost everything he's in I've loved what they made it your favorite so like a funny one yeah 40 year old I mean, four-year-old Virgin's good, but honestly, probably the one with him and Ryan Gosling, actually. Oh, where he's the dad. Where he's the dad and realizes he's dating his daughter. I can't even remember the name of it now, but I fucking loved that movie. That is good.

He's hilarious in Anchorman. That's right. Dinner for Schmucks. That was good. It's Steve Carell in who? dinner for schmucks is steve carell and paul rudd no who are we it's who are the two steve carell and eddie murphy oh um i can't find the one that you were thinking of michael i'm i'm gonna go i love oh by the way neighbors but i think it was zach afron that's great yeah he's oh god the serious one was uh the wrestling one about the fox oh yeah that was really good too he's also grew from Despicable Me. I'm Eddie Murphy. I'm Eddie Murphy too.

That's going to drive me nuts. Him and... Is it Date Night? No. I'm pretty sure that... I know we're going movies, but The Office could still be on the air right now. They actually... There's a new show called The Paper. I haven't watched it, and I heard it's great. It is, but it's also just with him. it was yeah if he was still there if he would have that could probably still so when he basically left that show i i tried to give it a chance and it was real hard there was some rough times in that show and then i ended up like ended up watching the end because spoiler alert you see him one more time um and my son enjoyed it all the way through my son could beat anyone in office trivia sure but it wasn't the same when he wasn't there no and my favorite was when he was done and Ricky Gervais was on hosting something. He goes and this will be his last year because clearly he doesn't like making money.

We're just printing money over here and clearly he just doesn't like making money. But in the office I like Jim and Dwight better overall. Agreed. But he's still the rock that holds that all together. Found it. Crazy Stupid Love. Him, Ryan Gosling, Julianne Moore, Emma Stone, Marissa Tomei and Kevin Bacon. Fuck. You look like fucking line. Photoshop.

Okay, so we picked Eddie Murphy though? Yeah. All right. Seth Rogen, John Candy. Wow.

John Candy was like dead before Seth Rogen. Literally, right. Honestly, I thought this was going to be Chevy Chase and John Candy. Yeah, but here's what people have to remember. If you're listening at home, it's like, I understand how it sounds like we're like knocking the greats of the past. We're not. You got to remember you can't just pick them for nostalgia. I've been struggling with that tonight. If you made this list, you did good. Right.

I'm not even the biggest Seth Rogan person in the world. I don't ever talk about it. I just feel like I'm very swayed by this documentary. The documentary you just watched. He's so fucking likable. And that's why I think I'm talking myself out of it. Because it's like, that's what... We're not saying... Yeah, I know you're doing it. My vote's John Candy. That didn't help at all. Sorry. You want to go?

I almost spit beer. I need Erik to stop. Tiny hand around taking a sip. Mike just took it a load with no warning. Come on. Keep your head on a swivel, for God's sake.

For me... I have to go with Seth Rogen. Oh, fuck you, dickhead. I'm sorry. You just did that, so I would have to pick. I literally, the minute he said, I was like, I know what I'm going to do, but I know I don't feel good about it. But it's the truth.

Man. Nope. It's John Cady. There we go. Who's going with it? Well, fuck me, right? No. All right. This one's a weird one, because I didn't think either one of them were going to make it to the second round. I do like that we're turning him on his head Jack Black Martin Lawrence In my head I'm thinking he's got a different bracket going well This is a real one He's lying to us So Jack Black and Martin Who did you think was going to make it I thought it was going to be Potentially Nick Offerman Jack Black and Nick Offerman was kind of a But I thought Richard Pryor was going for sure So is Jack Black and who?

Martin Lawrence you know you have to remember then they like martin lawrence actually doesn't have a ton of movies yeah you know like he has a lot of stand-up he has shows his movies i'm not going last on this one because i went last so i'm just i'm gonna say right now i'm gonna say jackpot yeah same okay Okay, okay. Yeah, but I mean he Jack Black has done so much fun So what do you kind of like like cuz he can be a little annoying but even when he's been annoying you're like Some of those other stuff you're like that. He's a lot of movies I don't like or I didn't even watch cuz I'm like I'm not gonna like like Nacho Libre I'm sorry. I knew I wasn't gonna like that movie. So I just didn't watch it. You know, it's okay I like him and other stuff You're making a shitty face right now, and I don't like it. We're there You guys aren't going to like this.

What have we liked, Erik? I know. I'm just saying it keeps getting tougher, I think. Will Ferrell, Bill Murray. Oh my god.

You should be fucking tarred and feathered. You're going to hear the rest of them and be like, there's no choice here. You're going to lead. I think this is... I mean I'm happy to go unless you don't want me to if you want I can say something go ahead you're going to have to go yeah I just toppled the middle finger I feel like I just tore down the wall Will Ferrell I'm just happy you didn't throw it at me Yeah, I'm going to go Will Ferrell. Wow, holy... I'm happy, honestly, that we all agreed.

Will Ferrell is a fucking buzzsaw. Good luck. He's a powerhouse. Okay, I'm going to leave the toughest one for last. John Candy, Jack Black. Oh.

I like him. They're kind of the same. Mm-hmm. It's kind of funny that they met because I did not anticipate it. Aren't they kind of the same? It's funny. They're actually super nice dudes in real life. They're never the good one people. They're just like the... Hold on. I just thought of something. Why the fuck is Chris Farley not on this list?

There's a couple that I missed. Okay. Sorry. You make the brackets next time and then you can be doing that. Especially when I accidentally brought up Tommy Boy. Yeah, that's why I was like, wait a minute. If TJ's listening right now, he's going to send in a strongly worded email. Comment on our socials. Get on Facebook and tell everybody. Definitely comment on Facebook everything we missed. Facebook, TikTok, tell us how much you need us. Maybe we're going to do another bracket that's another 32 and then make a winner of those. You have no idea where this could go. Our comedian one's going to go a little differently.

All right. John Candy, Jack Black. Wow. I'm trying. All of a sudden, I hate that both of these guys are in this position now.

Jack Black. Also, we're going to get into the fact that we are the age we are. If we were... It's on you. I was going to say John Candy. I just didn't want to influence you. You 60-year-old geriatric fucks. You know what, listeners at home, you're so lucky you have me to bring in the age down a little bit.

Everybody's cussing at you. What are you talking about? That's true. I'm used to that. Here, we'll bring it right back and do it again. Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. This is harder.

Is it me? I'll go Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. Okay. What was yours? You don't get to fucking get out of this. This one's tough for me because I would probably pick Mike Myers, but I like them both. And the only reason I picked Mike Myers is because nostalgia and I didn't think he would make it here. I thought Steve Martin would have beat him. Yeah, that's fair. So it would have been Steve Martin over Eddie Murphy. Yeah. I don't know. It's a little bit weird. It really is. It's a little weird when it comes out. It's a lot of an age thing. But I also think that Mike Myers had really good ones, but he had multiple...

movies of that character that was really good you know i mean as opposed to like eddie murphy didn't do a lot of sequels until you get to like dr doolittle and all that you know i mean some of those yeah but well and i wouldn't even count those as his best you know i mean like that sort of thing like mike myers stuff hits better for me overall like all of his movies were funnier to me versus like dr doolittle like i'm like i never want to watch that like i watched i watched the first one i fucking hated it first the first one was good i didn't like it i don't know i don't i don't like him in that type of a role i like him in sure boomerang i can understand a little naughty little boomerang like yeah go fuck you yeah yeah yeah okay axel foley yeah that's who aquel yeah aquel the best aquel um i don't care i was it's sanders the last center so we're getting into the final four. Vince Vaughn, Adam Sandler. Whoa.

Yeah, I saved it for last. Oh, I'm sorry. Are you guys feeling uncomfortable? What's that like? Yep. Okay, I'm going to have to take a peek gander at both of theirs again here. I'm going to say Vince Vaughn. I'm going with my gut. I didn't think he was going to be here. I told you, man. He's real high. You guys have reminded me of things that really resound with me. So I'm going to. Okay. I'm just going to wedding crashers, dodge ball, the breakup internship, old school swingers. Rudy for Christmases delivery. Oh my God. For Christmases is great. If anyone has never watched couples retreat. Oh, the Fred Claus should use in Mr. Mrs. Smith.

The dilemma that's with him and that's the only thing I've seen like almost all his movies he's actually really good in Mr. and Mrs. Smith too oh he's also Brad Pitt's like right hand man guy he's also an anchor man he was one of the in the fight Sarski and Hutch like the remake yeah Raylene and Mike I'm going midsvon but I will give Adam Sandler his flowers I love I mean all those movies we grew up with will always be huge to me I mean I still watch and love them but it's Vince Vaughn am I the one who's yeah you're the you can still say but it doesn't matter he's the deciding vote all relies on you I'm just looking through a few things here Okay, if you're still listening Now that we're almost at an hour and a half Of an episode, it's because Shaun Keeps looking at his phone Hey, I'm trying to remember here Also, if you can't tell This is the second episode Oh, dude, it's supposed to be a surprise Uber!

it's Vince Vaughn to me we all agree damn alright final four you ready? yep crazy getting close scary I don't like it alright I'm going to keep it rolling Vince Vaughn Will Ferrell god wow they're in a ton together that's what I'm saying dude I'll go Will Ferrell I have to think about this Because even when he leads really well and he jumps in and does these cameos that are like unbelievable. Yes, stepbrothers. I'm going to let Mike answer this one instead of throwing in.

I have a way that I'm, I think I know who I'm going to say, but I want to see what he's saying. I mean, there's hits after hits with both these guys and they have done a ton of cross. So a bunch of their hits are together. In some ways, think about their movies together. Who do you find funnier? Who hits better for you? Yep, I'm going Vince Vaughn. Yeah, I was going to say Vince Vaughn. I love Will Ferrell. But I find Vince Vaughn funnier. Even in like Wedding Crashers when he's just barely in it, and how great is he in that? Ma! Meatloaf! No, it's great, but I just like... So to me, that's where Will Ferrell steals it.

It was Vince Vaughn's movies, and Will Ferrell makes a... Vince Vaughn even did that. I felt like in Anchorman, Like the whole big fight where there was all those big names he like was the one that stuck out of it So I see what you're saying. So probably like like Will Ferrell He has a lot of rules where I'm just like okay. This is too much Yeah, they're like as funny as fuck but at a certain point I get sick of his ass Well, there's mean like yeah, like I said my bro. I never get I can't watch fun. I really don't Yeah, and I just can't it's not No, I know there's funny parts, but it's not like on the level of the other ones.

I disagree hard on this and I am. I'm just saying like I am. Your disagreement is noted. Now we're all pissed off. Let's go. I want it on the record. I probably should have figured out a way to put them on opposite sides. Somehow. You really should have. He fucked up. I didn't know that it was going to get here guys. Okay. All right. Eddie Murphy. john candy to go to the champion so eddie murphy oh shit eddie murphy and vince vince vince vince fuck for all the marbles if I had to look at this list this is never the way I thought this was no at all and we'll post this for him maybe we'll do this same bracket in a year and then it'll be completely different maybe if we do this for the first episode it'll end up a lot true that's true i hate that you're right before we have two old passions yeah what are you talking about drinking nas um all right i mean well whose turn is it mine yours dude this is definitely the heart like all right go ahead you lead yours i don't know because I wanted Eddie Murphy out before Mike Myers.

So I have to go with Vince Vaughn. I like Eddie Murphy a lot. I just don't think I think Vince Vaughn's funny. People can't fathom how much I loved fucking Beverly Hills Cop, all of them, and Coming to America. Like, it's so good. The Royal Highness. The Royal Highness. The Royal Highness.

Who's going to pick up all these flowers? Oh, there ain't nothing but Jerry Curl. I forget more of it than I remember. That boy's good. That boy's good. Come on down to McDowell's. They got the golden arches. I got the golden arts. John Caney's in that too, by the way. Yeah. He's on Friday. No, no, it's not John Caney. Oh, it's Samuel L. Jackson. No, well, he's in there. Well, he is. He's the hobo. God, it's another big guy like John Candy Oh, uh Louis Armstrong It's, you know, Beyond Fry's That's when the big bucks start rolling in Yep What do you got?

Dude, I don't know What do you think of John? Mike's still struggling Are you going to let him struggle? I could literally go either way These are like my two I'm just going to end this, baby I'm going Vince Vaughn I'm done, fuck you guys I'm out. You know what? Say goodbye on your own.

Oh, what a dick. He's mad. On video. No, no, no, no. You don't get your chair back. Tell them they can sign us on the socials.

So the message from Mike and the Pitzer is that we made a really good decision and hopefully you guys are just as happy with us as Mike is. This is going to be one that we could replay back again because I'm not quite sure how we got to this. If I look at that list and Vince Vaughn winning it, I'm not sure that's the way. I definitely did not have him making it out of the second round. I had him making it to the second round, but not. And when I say this, I'm saying seeds. I don't like just like any bracket, there's upsets, you know, There are a lot of upsets on here for me as far as how I rank them.

It got out of hand in a hurry, and somehow we got here. But any time I've ever filled out a bracket, I always look at it at the end and go, how the fuck? It's like when I pick my fancy football team, I'm like, how did I end up with this team? This team sucks. Yeah. Who knows? Hey, I'm pretty happy with Vince Vaughn, even though I didn't think he would make it here. Do you know? Hey, we went up. It's like Iowa making it, even though I didn't really want to write him down, I did.

Mike, you missed it. I said this is like Iowa winning. Come on, buddy. He's going to put his headphones back on. He's back. He's still pissed. He had a minute. Mike, this is like Iowa winning. I wrote him down, but I didn't think it was actually going to happen. So do you just not like Vince McMahon? You thought it was going to – was he number one? No. Oh. No. We're not quite sure how we got here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm blown away right now. Okay, so real quick, because we are running long on time, but I'm going to tell you guys my number one seeds going into it, and I put them in four quadrants. So to be clear, I did try to lay something out here.

So what were your top four? Yeah, what were your four number ones? My top four, and this is just me, like, without our discussion. This is just I'm looking at the list. I'm going, these are the best. Robin Williams, Will Ferrell. Chevy Chase, Steve Mark. Those were my one seeds. None of them made it. That's crazy. But Will Ferrell made it to the final four. Sure. And I should say, I know a lot of you are pissed off right now. I'm pissed off right now. But I get it. There's a lot of people on here, too. Well, that's the thing. I mean, you've got juggernauts going against you. It's like, you know, I love that we have three of us because there's not a split vote ever.

You know what I mean? Thank God. because if we had four right now, we'd be in fisticuffs. You know what I'm saying? Five-hour episode. Like if remote producer Ben was here right now, we'd be fucking breaking tables because there'd definitely be some splits on this. And I'm saying that in a good way. So, yeah, you did good. You did real good. This is a good bracket. Because you want it to be tough. Yeah, it's supposed to be a little bit tough. I had to throw some softballs in the first round, but even the softballs, what I thought were softballs, weren't. weren't yeah i'm thinking we could put another 32 names together or a quick 16. i think we do another 16. yeah there for sure like we gotta give fucking farley a shot here yeah farley yeah well and i think with this there's all kinds of spin-offs of this there's the tv show aspect yes the guys show would be it's all because we went off hold on we went off the movies we tried to yeah i definitely got a like i leaned in a little bit hard well you're allowed to have a little persuasion of other things but like with our main navigation was the movies yeah so at the end of the day i just want to know if you love my erections yes yeah hey with that being said i think we gotta we gotta knock this baby down yeah don't you have a joke for us mike's good yeah i actually have two because i i love them uh we're going not dad joke we're just going with a couple jokes i heard this week that I fucking died at.

You wrote them down. I love it. I sure did. What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop. Dr. Dre. I didn't see that coming, didn't you?

Dude, I was pretty sure it wasn't poop. But I did the same thing he did. I was like, poop. It's so easy. Yeah. What does it say? It's really good. What's brown and rhymes with poop? Or rhymes with- sorry, you fucked me up. What's brown rhymes with Snoop? Okay, there we go. There we go. We're all coming back.

Okay, other one. What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? I'm not answering because I feel stupid. Kicked out of the zoo.

Shaun's face. That's so funny. Shaun's like, you can't stop doing this. We're gonna be on a list. Oh, man. I saw those this week and I died. That was hilarious. I'm glad that you wrote them down. I try, man. Mike's Notebook 2.0. Dr. Gray. Dr. Gray. Thank you guys for listening. I know this one was a little long. We're ridiculous. We hope you enjoyed it. We hope you screamed a little bit like we did. Please share the anger. Share your comments and share your, hey, share your final four. Yeah, that's a great idea. Share your final four. I like we all got a different, like, and you understand when you filled out any bracket, you'd be like, how the hell do we get here?

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