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Ep. 34Oct 8, 20251:12:09

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We dive into our trips to local Oktoberfest events and homecoming photo shoots. Erik is back from his annual bike trip and gives us a run down.

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We dive into our trips to local Oktoberfest events and homecoming photo shoots. Erik is back from his annual bike trip and gives us a run down. Stop on in and enjoy the drink of the week or a nice stein of your favorite beer.

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music music music music music ziki ziki ziki ziki oy oy oy that's a real way must be October thank fucking god and not only is it october it's october not 90 degrees today it's like an october day it's like a legit october october day so we found out recently that that's actually how you say that i just remember the man show and the old guy we went zicky zoggy zicky zoggy but apparently it's zicky zockey so there you all learned something to imagine that us americans get it wrong oh shocking butcher the english language we really are the worst yeah we're terrible but we're here we're here yeah we are we're here we're back again so welcome everybody to the we're still cool right podcast um for those of you guys that join us every week welcome back for the new listeners thanks for joining us uh we appreciate it my name is sean i am moist mike and i'm eric yep it's raining it's raining and i haven't said it in a couple weeks yeah i just i like you guys to forget about it and then we'll get back you know that's so on but now i'm actually listening for it So like, I'm sure all our listeners are saying, Oh, I'm sure they're like, is it going to be moist Mike today?

Right. They should make bets. But this drink is looking delicious. What is it? Yeah. Tell us about the drink. It's an autumn mule. You're an autumn mule. Yeah. Right. Well, it really does look fucking good. I've been called worse, but with it being October, with it being fall outside, I figured it's time for a refreshing fall drink. So it's a shot of vodka. It is And then Well that's actually two shots I literally was waiting for you to finish I was going to be like is it one shot Are you sure it's one shot And then you use the space that's left And you fill it up half with ginger beer And half with Apple cider A big thick cider Let's give it a shot here Cheers boys To October Oh that's fucking tasty We should have that one again like that's really really good this might be a standard just uh october drink like all the way through october yeah that's really good i don't really drink mules like i i just haven't i've had one or two and they're this one's really really good what is it that you don't like about a mule there's something i don't like about it but the ones i've had and i'm sure it's probably just the ones like people are having around me and they're like cucumber and stuff like that oh fuck that yeah and i fucking hate cucumbers you gotta have the regular moscow mule that's the standard so what i know that's just ginger beer and what else it's uh half a lime ginger beer simple syrup um vodka vodka okay so vodka is always the booze that's in it for the most part yeah unless well

so there's you can there's modifications like a tennessee mule or kentucky mule yeah things like that yeah they will do whiskey instead okay now you got me see i was gonna say i'm just i'm boring man I'm beer and whiskey I know but I'm getting you to be in a vodka I do you know vodka drinks down your throat here for it so hey he has a whiskey drink he has a vodka drink yeah no you really are doing it because the last few we've had I've loved them oh and it was it's it's on tick tock the fashion lab that's the girl that I follow that did you just source your drink I did I remember today so she's the one that makes all the drinks like on the golf course and then she has other ones out there so the fashion so yeah check it out like that's that's where i find all these drinks it's you can tell this is the first episode of the night what what are you talking about you act like we're gonna do another one that's crazy come on yeah but hey man that that's that's a winner if you're at home i highly recommend having yeah this is definitely worth worth getting the ingredients for it yeah yeah or losing a toe if you have diabetes you know whatever i i don't know is there a lot is there sugar and ginger beer i feel like that's local I don't think it's got a peanut beer, but I'm sure the apple cider is pretty thick.

It's probably the apple cider. That's all it is. And I highly recommend a cinnamon stick. Yeah. Just because, goddammit, that'd be good in it. It would be something to garnish it with. Yeah. You know, I pass right through the garnish because it just gets in the way. Yeah, we ain't got time for that. Ice, that's what I garnish it with. I think at this point, we need to just own the fact that we're not garnish people. You know what I mean? I'm not. Erik normally does a good job of doing it. I only do it if it's like kind of prescribed by the drink. I'll do my best but well the thing is when you're taking it somewhere it's a pain in the ass like if I'm just making it at home yeah I'll throw a garnish in there but I get all kinds of we already have to lug enough shit into the studio you know what I mean I typically don't garnish at home unless it's like okay so if you had a nice cherry and a cherry is supposed to be in it because then you could eat the cherry you get a little snack with it a Luxardo cherry yeah I will say Ashley does it she she's but she likes us she like I was gonna say she's a hostess with the most she likes the presentation just as much so then She's like you, I'll give it to her. What? No garnish?

You broke bitch How was your guys's weeks? What'd you do anything fun?

What did we do? Oh, it was homecoming weekend for oh, that's right for Soph So yeah, so Friday night was a football game and then Sophie marched So Cooper got introduced as one of the football players. You know, they do everything thing yep um and then they they it's like a huge deal so then they have all the volleyball they have all you know all the different teams in there and they actually do even like the there's you know even non-school football teams like the flag football and even just the oh really yeah the youth stuff that they do so they get them all out there and kind of announce them that's awesome and so yeah so that was good and you know they like that and walk was it 90 degrees during the football game it was pretty warm it was uh yeah it was a little warm and so i mean it was a good time it was it was you know they like to do that stuff and it was kind of fun here for it so then we got back and took it easy then saturday we had all the homecoming stuff where the dance and the yeah yep so sophie's all dressed up and looked beautiful six hours of getting ready she did she old yeah like it yeah she looks like that flies by there for it but uh but yeah so we had that and pictures and the whole deal here for so but it ended up being it was good you know we watched I watched college football during the day and while they were getting that they're all getting ready so I was like yeah oh no I just right here and he was on so I was like you betcha so I really want us to be a part of that anyway no no I was just getting in the way sometimes it just works out you know I mean that's one of those rare things really like what you want me to stay away and just sit here and do my own thing yeah and then hey i did get roped into

taking some nail polish off because okay then aaron didn't have to worry about ruin ruining hers sure i did the nail polish remover okay can't have the acetone hit the wrong family yeah no i didn't i didn't know i was removed from the situation which was good and then uh um we had some family in town um ashley's mom's like sister was in town so they came over and you know and that stuff and then sunday we got up and did run around you know and took care of chores around the house and then we're getting back from the store and i was like it'd be a bad day for a little sunday fun day huh and ashley's like yeah sounds good she wanted to prep some food for the week so she did that and i cleaned up the yard did some crap we had to do and then we sat out on the deck and then the temperatures just started to drop last night and you're like yeah and then now that we have the tv out there it was like i might like my heaven was coming true last night oh it's starting to cool down and just me in the game and or ashley and i just hanging out watching the game had a cigar out there it was like this is perfect and then the bugs started biting so motherfucking yeah god just dude just get the fuck out of here like come on i think we talked about him once but i never heard the name of him until this year eric told me there was no cm no cm's they bite like i've never i feel like i've never seen those before this year and now it's They're all over my deck kind of in the name I've never been more I've never been more fucking annoyed at you in my life And it's totally my fault, and I just want to jump across the table and smack the shit out of you you walked right in

God damn it. I can't believe I've never seen him fuck. I just don't remember You know what we're moving on fuck this fuck you guys Moist Mike, okay? Along those same thing Same line No see him that should have been obvious Shut up I know Okay do you guys like deviled eggs Fucking love deviled eggs I was at Fuck where was I I was at a business lunch on Friday And I'll think of it And they ordered deviled eggs It's like an appetizer Only certain places have those Not a lot of places have it Alright they had bacon on it Oh, dude, it's a game changer. Jalapeno and bacon. I've never had bacon on it.

Really? And I had it, and I'm like, how have I never fucking thought to put bacon on? Yeah, dude, I've made like. I've never been anywhere. That's the first time I've ever had it. And when I had it, I was like, it is the most obvious thing that should go on that. Like bacon and eggs, like, and crispy bacon. I was like, it was fucking delicious. Yeah. But it was one of those things, like, I was like, how have I never thought about this? and we were with five people that were at it and one person had been there before so he knew to order them was it here in town yeah was it cliffs no yeah because no it was mountain road mountain road um pre pre-game edith and lucille's oh yeah they do yeah so they're there and it was you know delicious but seriously like when they had the bacon i've never had it before but i'm like all the different things that get put on you know everyone's got their own little rendition of them you know what I mean? I've never, ever had bacon on it.

Well, I'm about to blow your mind. Seriously, I was like, this is fucking so... It goes so well with it. Why would it not think, you know, because it's just soft. So when you have that crispy crunch of the salty, it's like, this is by far a game changer. Say, I would finally, finally, finally crush crispy bacon and pipe it in the bag with the stuff, but then you'd add a little piece of just crispy bacon right on top. Yeah, that's what they had. They broke off just a little chunk, bigger than a bacon bit. Yeah, like a little square. Like a little square. And it was fucking delicious. So anybody out there looking that is like me that had their eyes wide open or give it a shot.

Give it a shot. It is a game changer. There's a place in Des Moines that has, they do jalapeno deviled eggs. That's my favorite. Jalapeno and bacon is my favorite rendition. Because the jalapeno has a little, if it's fresh, it gives a little bit of crunch too. But right the heat the heat combo is just yeah with it just kind of tags right off Yeah, someone told me a couple years ago. There's a place and I want to say it's in Iowa, but I might be wrong But there it's a deviled egg restaurant so like they have like 45 different kinds of deviled egg. I bet it just fucking stinks. Oh, it's got it. It's just I want to go. It's rank Oh, dude, I would go and I can leave with the worst stomachache. Oh, yeah Try this one and then the right home is just gonna be brutal and then we have to like ride elevators in like a 50-mile building God so rude that's worse than falling a smoker up the stairs just Get away Yeah, escalator guys halfway you're like no no no Well, this is about to suck for everybody But guys my tummy's gonna feel way better in a minute so I also saw this thing where they did a Deviled egg roulette, and so what they did is they made like 12 eggs and before they piped them one of them had like Super super super hot sauce sitting in the well of the egg But you don't know it cuz it's covered and then it's like everyone takes one and just if you get the bad When you get the bad one you're not gonna like it. So gotcha Well, I will say I didn't even try it, but this came with a little hot sauce that you put on the side I just really didn't do it cuz you didn't need it was like a work function to so if it was terrible I didn't want to be like But you guys I'll give it a shot, but I'm not I can be a little softy sometimes when I'm the heat

No, yeah, I'll start sweating. I'm like just like super professionals I'm like sitting here like trying to hold in a fart from the eggs and like this is wonderful Shaun you okay? Never better definitely closing this deal it's like the guy in Van Wilder at the end where he gives him all the X-lax and he's taking the thing and he's just like slowly shitting his pants see see see then he blows up a garbage can yeah so I struggle with all the fancy different deviled eggs though because I just love regular deviled eggs it's hey there's a reason it's the original it's you can't beat it it's good the one that i've seen that i've wanted to try too is the avocado where you mix the avocado in with it i haven't i haven't tried that one but i've heard i haven't had that i've seen those those good but jen makes really good she does still like so julie makes really good devil yeah i always try and make i did smoke deviled eggs once yeah it was fucking great but there's multiple ways you could do it you could smoke them just right in the shell like they're hard boiled but you smoke them in the shell or you can show them i thought it was better to do that and they don't need long 30 minutes of smoke at like a super low temp yeah because they absorb so much of it sure it's good it's really good it's all about the amount of smoke you can get right away you want to get that big old like yeah because if you if you leave it on there too long then it tastes like an ashtray and you don't want that it's like if you smoke cheese people think like oh just smoke it and then i'll put it in the fridge and i'll eat it and it's like no it tastes like ass for about two months it needs to sit in the fridge and mellow out and then really oh yeah

i've never see i've never done shit like oh god done that the cold i did like 20 pounds one year and it was like i need to do it again because it's now it's getting cold so i will but it's awesome it makes great gifts like because everyone loves smoked cheese yeah is it good it's fucking delicious yeah but it has to sit so it's like i i would take it out you'd wipe it because it kind has moisture on it from getting a little bit and then uh just like either seal it in a food sealer or seal them up and i would seal mine in cellophane and then put them in uh ziploc bags and then date them and give it at least two months and then eat them all right they're all right i'm here for it but yeah i'm here for it there's a lot of stuff too that i've always wanted doing you like you're like you can smoke beer nuts you could smoke chex mix like i haven't done that i've done the chex mix it's good is it good right away though it doesn't have to sit no but it doesn't need long I'm guessing. No. Okay. Okay. So, uh, remote producer Benjo, he was in a competition down in Kansas city and they had to have four things for their competition that they're in and, and, um, what something that they made like didn't turn out. Right.

So they weren't going to win. Yeah. I mean, but they're like, well, you gotta at least have a fourth thing in there. One of the guys had, um, Jesus Christ. I feel like I know what it is and I'm going to say it and I haven't heard the story but i know these are popular what was it pizza rolls yes see and he made he smoked pizza rolls and the judge was like well this doesn't count because it's when everybody goes they're fucking delicious yeah there's a ton of people who smoke pizza rolls they're like they're so much better i've never done it but it makes sense i've never done either but he like even the judge is like this doesn't count but this is really good like yeah you can't i'll take the whole tray but you don't get a grade yeah yeah that's awesome have you guys ever done uh like cream cheese smoke oh yeah nick just did it uh we had the iowa game on recently and nick's like i'm bringing smoked cream cheese i love it when you get the delicious thing when you get the good spicy jelly that goes over it yeah like when you go to a man and get that spicy like well i'm sure you get other places we just always seem to get it you know we go there's that yeah like the hot pepper jelly type yeah there's that shop up there that actually's like we got to go in here and we end up you know i get pissed i'm like why are we walking why do we just spend a hundred dollars on what is this and she's like three jars trust me you'll know and then it's right then i'm like where do we get this pepper gel you know like it's so good this stuff i always do like a i'm like well everything right and then i bitch about certain things and it's like until you have a bite and you're like thanks baby i appreciate you shut the fuck up we all try telling me that you just don't listen i don't listen at all that's a little story i should tell is we we all went out

recently to a little hole in the wall that we go to a lot. You know what I'm going to say now, don't you? And I'll just say this. There's an old fuck who goes there, and I don't like this guy. I don't like this guy. I'm not going to name him, and I'm not going to name the place, but if he ever heard this, he'd know who I'm talking about. He's such a fucking asshole. And look, I have nothing against old people, but this guy goes there. He never tips anyone. He doesn't give the servers a dime, and he just, he bitches. He smells like death. But anyway, we're being loud. We're having a good time in the bar.

Wait a minute. We weren't even getting that loud. We weren't even remotely as loud as... The other end of the bar. Right. I was like, dude, this is me calm. Exactly. I start at 75.

I was at 50. I feel like I was down. Yeah, and you guys don't know him super well, so he walks over, and I'm like, oh, he's just going to say hi to them or something like that. And I didn't know what he said to you until he left. You guys told me, but he put his hand on your shoulders and was like, I've never had to leave a bar because it's too loud. Yeah. And then walked out. And I was like, fuck you, man. Well, the way he said it, I was kind of like, okay. I thought he was joking it. I thought he was going to tell us the joke, and I was like, I don't think it's that loud in here. You know what I mean?

He's like, I'm leaving because you're loud. And I'm like, oh. Don't let the door hit in the ass. It was Erik. Well, at least Erik was in on it, too. I don't know. I don't remember exactly what I said, but I said something like, oh, good for you. Yeah. You turn it like, oh, awesome. Yeah, that's great. You're like, well, have a good night. Because I know how much of a douchey is. Yeah. And I have no idea. I've never met. So I turned around and then I felt bad because I said it to what her name The bartender Yeah I Sarah I was to name the place but yeah Go ahead I didn name the place No I know I know It fine It fine Because I felt bad because I like am I really? Because I'm a loud person.

We've well talked about this. I don't ever want to be the person that Did she confirm that you're fine? She's like, you're fine. And actually, if that'll get him out of here, you keep on doing what you're doing. I'm like, I can come here. He's the worst. So what really grinds my gears for this episode is assholes and bars like look it's one thing if you're like a regular at a bar like that's great but you don't get to like be a regular where it's like i own the bar especially if you're so delusional that you don't realize no one even wants you there oh and by the way we were actually bellied up at the bar it wasn't like we were sitting at a table no we were at the bar like yeah there was all fair game eight people being there was basically two groups at the bar there was us at one end another group another and both groups were having a great time as all that and we were laughing like it was It had nothing.

We weren't just being... No, no one was saying the appropriate. There was more people in it. We were laughing the whole deal. And again, we were bellied up to the bar. This was not like we interrupt somebody's dinner or anything like that, which even still then it's like, fuck you, you're in a bar. It also was like 10 o'clock at night. All things fair is right up at the bar. As long as you're respectful, all things fair at the bar. Agreed. That's something too that people don't talk about. It's like, yeah, I mean, if a place has a bar, the bar is going to be loud. it's like sniffers row where it's exactly yeah also did you say stiflers row no sniffers oh there was christ it's better than skid row but yeah that's on the night look out for the needles i mean uh it's just like you don't take your kid to a bar and expect them not to hear the word fuck exactly yeah yeah yeah and if you do it fine but expect that and you don't get to do it and get mad about it yeah i'm sorry it was yeah like you said it was 10 o'clock at night too it was like what what do you think was happening exactly hey church man so and yeah i didn't know who he was or any of that stuff i had to get that off my chest but yeah we brought that out so yes i might see him again later one of those folks that complains at a bar just this is not the podcast for you just so you know you're gonna just hate it god damn it ever cool bars of the heart of america for god's let it let it live i saw some article where they're going down like the the new kids don't drink the young kids don't drink so when we when we had clinton clint said like people just need to start drinking again and i was like i mean look i if you need to be sober or you want to be

great like i'm not by the way i'm not telling you to go get waste you know or drink but no bars are to some of us a very like that's kind of an escape we can go we could play darts and pool watch the sports games laugh loudly with our friends bullshit with the bartender it's okay to do so right and so like there's something to that i'm not saying it's for everyone but yeah it's it is the whole i you know the i'm trying to think how to say this the the chains and stuff hooters and buffalo wild wings and stuff like that they're always going to kind of hang around you know it's kind of like the whole support local thing it's like if you're going to go out like i'd rather kind of support the places that i i know i'm like you know a family's being taken care of and not a chain and then once you know i'm like that's what i'm encouraged you get to know you're one of the bars it's fun yeah also the bartenders you get to know that stuff like yeah and you don't have i'll take it from me you don't have to go every day no god no because i don't you know we don't like at all but like just be a good human be nice be curious i show up every now and then you know a couple times a month and yeah they're she always knows me and yeah yep so when you do tip your fucking bartenders please they're dude they're well you can't doing this for you they're they're working i get it if you want to tip like because somebody handed you your jimmy john sandwich that they're supposed to like yeah but they're going back you know they're well especially when we go they're running they're cleaning all the glass yeah hey help us figure out this fight which one do you like i'm not saying who's right here yeah i will not get into the

what you should tip argument because everybody and it's your money yeah do what you need to do yeah but don't be a douche and don't like not tip yeah it has to be fucking like you were ignored and you didn't get service yeah you know like it's bullshit and by the way if it's that bad i'm just leaving you know what i mean i'm just out of here yeah i'm probably not coming back right and i just lean into the standard service things that need to get tipped like like the new wave thing of people wanting to get tipped all the time i don't like sometimes i do get frustrated with that because of covid did that bad which like i and i get it right but yeah i feel weird when i i like uh kind of like six months ago like my kid wanted something from chili's and so i like ordered it online went in and then it's like they give me the thing and i and i'm like i feel like i have to tip now but all they're doing is handing it from this shelf to me right and i know the tip's not going to the cook it's going to that kid and i'm like this feels kind of stupid to tip on i mean they do it at drive-thrus now it's like you get a coffee and they're like here's they spin it around i'm like no by the way the worst of those is when you go to like a sporting event like we went to that timberwolves game and you know and they're like by the way the beer is like 24 dollars for here and they're like 20 percent you're like are you out of your mind like you want me to pay 29 dollars for the beer that's crazy this is bullshit yeah i mean i'm i am i i know i'm a very good tipper and i so what i've kind of learned to do is on like to go stuff i usually do 10 but even that it just feels like i shouldn't be having to do it no see i've leaned into it i am a good

tipper so there's times when i won't fucking tip because i'm like i've just tried i've i've been a good tipper like since for a long time like i've i've always tipped yeah you're really well at things you know i mean so then it's now we get into this new way where i don't think that they need a tip like on a to-go order and something like i'm sorry i'm not doing it yeah the one thing the one thing that i kind of i mean and everybody's different everybody you know there's tons of people yelling at us right now through the radio that they've got their own opinion about this and that's great um the one thing i definitely don't is merch like if i'm buying merch i try to subtract that from my total because you're just literally handing me a piece and it's expensive yeah like I don't really tip on that.

What are you talking about? Like if I'm in a brewery and I buy some shirts or sweatshirts or whatever, that jacks your price up like crazy. Or like if I'm getting a four-pack to go, you literally just grabbed it out of the cooler. Some places I grabbed it out of the cooler. You didn't do anything. I'm not tipping on that. That's okay. And I think most people are understanding of that, at least my experience. Well, let's just throw out an example. There's lots of breweries we go to with merch and four-packs that we can just grab on our own, right? sweatshirt 60 bucks four pack 20 bucks so 80 bucks so right there 16 if you're tipping 20 percent right and it's like you haven't even had the two things which is really what you went for was the beer so then you end up having another six of those babies before you're out here then so that's a good point i never thought of it like that but yeah i mean like that's it's kind of weird yeah those are things that i kind of exclude yeah i just i think that's i do rough math and pull it out and yeah it's still tip 20 plus so so with this topic i'm gonna do about face because i was the only person who talked about the weekend which the last one I was going to bring us back to that. But I wanted to bring it back to you guys because you guys had the more fun thing to talk about this weekend. What the ziggy ziggy ziggy? Well so real quick I had something on Thursday I had kind of a full week. We haven't even talked about your bike trip. We also had to talk about you last weekend because we got off of that.

Erik we're going to go ahead and turn the mic over to you right now. We're going to get shots. Yeah so we're going to get a new drink. get a new drink okay so real quick i'll talk about my week and then i'll talk about the bike trip so uh thursday we went to field day for a beer dinner and it was like their annual beer dinner nice dinner you actually yeah so it's like a four course meal and they pair it with beers and they talk about the beer and the food and it was fucking amazing it was a little pricey 100 bucks a ticket but like having a night really nice four course meals yeah is it that expensive though it's not really what that's yo that's really not for i mean just the way it is now to like go out like to do that like it's that's not really yeah oh yeah yeah and that was sorry i mean that's a hundred dollars all in like i didn't you know we're not throwing tips on top of that we're not doing all these that's really reasonable to be honest with you but anyways okay go ahead so we um we really enjoyed it it was great aaron i think in the future wants me to invite somebody else because i mean she doesn't appreciate the beer as much but um it was really good and they had a couple of beers that they won't release other than for that event or you know two members so it's kind of cool um in that way so that was fun and their beers are delicious yeah they had a crisp apple beer it was so good like a harvest apple one that was places so cool too it is it's great it's always busy yeah yeah yeah that's fun sorry a little shout out to field day but yeah go ahead

yep and then uh friday we did octoberfest and then i know mike did octoberfest on saturday so yeah little different experiences we had no idea at least i didn't when we first started making plans know that it was a four-day thing which i probably should have because most octoberfests are a long like week-long this is your jam and this is right up this is like i just it didn't click to me like everybody goes on the same day so we're all talking to this group chat and he's like oh i'm going and i'm like kelsey and dress and they're going like all this thing i was like oh fucking sweet and then like as it gets closer we say like someone says saturday and he's like saturday and i was like you know the fucking record goes i was like i'm going on friday yeah i was like fuck man and so yeah but continue so friday was not i i assume not as busy because i would assume saturday was fairly busy people i think saturday is the day like that's normally when we go and it's but like fridays when they do the keg tapping parade and like some there's some certain things that are only on friday but it was kind of cool that it was very chill like we walked up and down the streets didn't have any like lines waiting for anything it was pretty neat i think the heat affected it a little this this year too but anyways there's lots of people were bitching about that's what i wanted to hear your take on that because like i know my thoughts on saturday i was fine until i bought the fucking oktoberfest like the stein felt hat oh my head and i was dying in that thing and i don't normally wear hats either yeah like yeah yeah nathan or eric or someone tried to get other eric tried to give me theirs and i was like fuck you i'm like i'm wearing a

mesh hat right now and i'm dying like i'm not i'm not putting that on right i'm glad i have one now like yeah they're cool it was a decent quality one yeah yeah so it was fun we did all that uh went to we left a little bit early because of the heat and just everybody was kind of over it went to star bar on the way back just like picked a dive bar on the way back it's a good one yeah it's a good one uh i go and i'm like we need something to do because everybody's sitting here kind of just like sipping their beers and a little bit bored or whatever so i went and bought 40 worth of pull tabs always a good decision always cranks it up i can hear kate right now going yeah a stack how do we do so just spread them out between four of us we won um over 65 dollars so we i mean made the money back it was kind of fun there's a couple of big tickets in there and right yeah so it was good time those things ever i never i never make money i usually win something but it's never anywhere i think it's one of those you got to keep doubling down until you hit the there there's one of them in there that keeps pulling the tag like it's it's like blackjack baby you just keep doubling down you're not gonna lose so you don't have a house baby but it's got to go your way at least once right like that's true yeah so question i had because i made it i feel like i made a rookie mistake did what size stein did you buy i bought the smaller one fuck oh you got the big dog i went with the big dog i'm killing you i didn't

want to carry oh dude it's like there's no way when that thing's full and with it being like 90 degrees it was fucking so but the thing with the being 90 degrees you're chugging that thing down you don't want to fuck you don't want to get warm that's the problem yeah i felt like i had to because i'm like i don't want to drink like super warm beer so yeah the other thing i will say so part of that also warm beer the other thing i got one of those one of those big steins when i was at field day like aaron and i went and we were a little bit early so we got a beer at the bar i got one of those i asked for the big one forgetting that they had those i got the judgiest look of how much beer i was drinking before we were about to go to a beer dinner i'm like i'm not doing that again the next day fair fair yeah we even took our own steins but they they're the the ones with like the lift lid and like and i couldn't tell how many ounces it was and i was like well i don't know like if they're gonna be like how many ounces is that like are you getting are you even a half pour a full pour so i was like let's just get them there and they had all different shapes and sizes and i i totally should have got we have the big one it's not a bad deal it was like no it's a great deal i think it was like 18 19 dollars with a pour and then all your refills were six bucks so the big one was 25 originally with the poor and then it was 12 dollars for but again it was i thought it was like 24 ounces he goes no it's 34 ounces i'm like holy shit yeah or 32 ounces yeah is there anything sexier than a girl in that dress with her tits all smashing together carrying like fucking 25 no things no that is instantly like oh ziki zaki ziki zaki oh like it is that's as fucking hot as i get i'm sorry so the other

thing that i was going to say of why i was like i'm abs i was about to send you guys this picture on friday aaron and kelsey were supposed to be wearing those they're called drindles i didn't know that they were supposed to be wearing those uh but they both got them and didn't like them they got them from amazon they were pretty nice but like neither one of them didn't fit properly. It's got to be a difficult thing just because of the... Because you want it like... That's worth spending the money to get the form fit. So they decided not to wear them, but I was going to send a picture and be like, this is why I'm going on Friday, not Saturday.

Yeah, we didn't dress up like that. Also, we would have shown up Friday. Hey, what's going on over here? Guys, we always plan to be here. What are you talking about? What do you mean? This is months in advance. our friends eric and erica from they live in davenport they came erica and jody had those on and then eric and nathan had the whole full leader hosen and outfit and whatever but i was like god that looks hot i know that sounded bad you know what i mean like like sweaty hot well yeah sometimes it looked hot awesome it looked just fucking it's just wool right nathan and eric were okay the girls leader hose in their leather like it's hot no way i mean i was in shorts and a t-shirt and i was dying so it's like no way there's no shade anywhere that's the other thing like unless you're in the beer like in a place or in like under a tent when you're just walking around and stuff like there's you're just baking it is cool like i would love to go do it for real like go over to jeremy oh i would love to do that we talked about that love to do that yeah but it is yeah so we were we were gonna come down and meet you guys yeah like after pictures and um we didn't you know so we cruised through iowa city what is weird the girls were taking pictures at the old capital that's where they're where'd you go so we went to summit brothers oh oh no i come on it's not brothers hold on i said brothers even still open i think brothers is so i think they both are i'm so old right now but we didn't brother No, we weren't fucking with those.

Like, that's too young. No, I know. We almost went in the sports column. Oh. Because the couple we were with, that's where they met. And that's where they used to hang out all the time. And so we were at Mickey's, which was right across the street from there. And it was like, I'm like, should we just go in there for old sake? You know? I'm like, probably still got your bar still over there. Like, we almost went in there. But no, we just hung out there. So we had dinner, drinks for three hours or so when we were there. $64 tab. i'm like we need to get back to fucking college towns you know good god yeah beer's cheap yeah i mean we were drinking you know bush light draws like it was like three bucks you know i mean it was just yeah anyways yeah i mean you're running that stuff like you get to some of those and you're like oh okay they keep it cheap so people come in you can't because they can't afford that shit so yeah yeah i mean yeah it was fun though i mean i i would totally do the october thing again it just I'm ready for if it's October.

I want October weather. I don't want to go in. It's nice. That's what I said. I want shorts and a sweatshirt. That's my favorite giddy up. Dude, me too. That's I say that all the time. It's like I'm like, give me like 55 to 65. I'm like, I'm in shorts and a hoodie. I guess the sun goes down. Oh, because like my legs never get cold. You know what I mean? So for sure. Oh, God, you just turned me on. I forgot. We do have a couple of emails. I forgot about this. Nice. Yeah. Sorry to hold back from you guys. Also, God, the dedication we have. Can I ask real quick? I thought of, oh, sorry. Just until he cut you off.

No, I was just going to say the dedication we have because the Chiefs are about to start, which is rough for you guys, and the Cubs start in a little bit. And God, I hope their next game is better than the first game because that was brutal. Did you watch that? Yeah, dude. So we're sitting, Kara's wanting to watch the Iowa State game. I want to watch that. This was before we went to Oktoberfest. right bush gets up to bat and i literally turn to where i go i feel like he's just gonna crank a homer right now cranks a homer and i'm like dude we got this yo fast forward five minutes and i'm like my life this game sucks like it goes off of that thing five to one eight to one nine to one i like i just cheered i like yeah you know whole thing sitting around yeah we got bush we got you know like and then all of a sudden i like so they did one good thing and then and that was it that was it so uh okay so we have a couple emails i'll get through here quick so first one is from our friend jody she said well hello there boys i have held a few jobs in my time that have granted me access to a great deal of amazing names because we did talk about unique names recently she said the top two jobs were in patient financial services for a hospital seeing hundreds of names a day and of course my seven and a half year stretch as birthday coordinator at chuck e cheese oh birthday she said here some of my top faves first one was unique the family was very proud of this one saying they wanted a unique name uh the next one is unique with me okay yeah there it is it takes a second but he always gets there

i was waiting for more this first name is unique and it was gonna be no that was that was the name yeah next one was little john all one word she goes that's right he had the apostrophe and everything uh brady bunch that's first and last name the mom laughed her ass i would said you know like the tv show uh i like this one a lot alfie bets this woman married into that last name what are the chances so first name is her name i think that's a dude well no yeah it would have had to be if she married into it oh yeah the name so her name was alfie alfie and then married a tts yeah uh this one she shannon sluts the third i went to school with this guy and yes it was a guy and yes he was third in the family with that name also had red hair and was short still super popular what the no offense mikey that was rude um leave it up to the i would just piss all over the i know i know That's just what they traumatize us all.

Crystal and then last name Meth. Actual first and last name. Some mom was out there with the last name Meth and really thought, hmm, Crystal sounds perfect. And my all-time favorite, Defianist. D, apostrophe finest. I had to write that on a birthday stand and a balloon. I asked the family how they came up with it, and they said, because that was Defianist baby we ever seen. I had to run to the back so I could crack up. That is great. I hope you all found these names as entertaining because I have all these years. Keep doing what you're doing and slide some kind of basic bitch pumpkin spice drink in there soon.

It's spooky season, bitches. Thank you, Jody. We kind of did that tonight. I was going to say. This is basic. That's close. I was looking tonight a little bit and just didn't quite get where I want. We got time. We got time. We got upcoming episodes. We have the whole month. Yeah. Our other one is from our friend Julie. She said, after listening to the show about squeegeeing in the shower, I need you guys to talk about the real question. What order do you wash your body? Minus hair, face, chest, arms, back, legs, feet. Shaun and quote to air apostrophes, right? Or fucking, you know what I mean? Then vajayjay and ass crack.

This is the proper way. The rest of the world is wrong. Love you all. Wait a minute. I don't get, am I the one that said? Well, she said feet. Oh, no, I don't fucking wash my feet. You don't wash your feet. I don't fucking wash my feet. Oh, a lot of people don't. That's why she gets pissed off at me. That's why I was confused. I'm like, why did she call you out there? That's why I didn't know what to say. I always wash my feet. Do you just rub them around in the soapy water? No, I wash them. Bout down to the knees and then I let the rest take it. It just flows down. Do you do your feet? But you also piss in the shower.

You should wash your feet. I don't stand in my piss. Are you sure? You never said if you're pissing first or last. You just fucking pounce around. piss on my feet piss toes and i stand back for enough that it i don't stand in my piss no i know my drain's always clear the only time i really wash or scrub like below the knee is if like i got dirt on it like actual like around in the yard yeah landscaping other than that not happening yeah i always go head beard i sums up my whole head with my beard wash basically and then i just i just work down yeah so then it's just like chest shoulders back as much back as i can grab julie gets mad at me about that she's like you don't wash your back i'm like yeah i wash where i can reach no she it all runs down what do you want me to do in this little ass towel around her little ass body though i'm like go yourself yeah right i can't reach like that come on we get the important parts get the shoulders and the i work i work top down yeah i I understand your mentality with the not so much below the knees, but the one place on me that like generally gets stinky other than like the very obvious ones is my feet.

So I wash my feet. Like I wouldn't say every single time, but the majority. I do it just because I always have, like I just, it just, it goes down. It's like literally like dick balls, crack thighs, knee down to the ankles, rub the feet a little bit. It's not like I'm down there scrubbing them forever, but I definitely like rub, like use the loofah over a man on the bottoms and then call it good so i always start with my body like i always loofah up really get everything going you know do the whole deal and then you know get everything yeah work my way down and then i like suds all up and i kind of let it do its work let it before i rinse it off a little bit you know let it do its work and then i do my hair and then i rinse it all off at once yeah i mean that makes sense yeah i don't know i've just always went top to bottom it just seemed like the easiest yeah so yeah julie i don't keep below the need unless needed and yeah i don't get that little weird spot in my back sometimes you know yeah the dead center of my back of my spine must be fucking just filthy it must never get i would i would guarantee i would almost guarantee that like 85 percent of the planet doesn't agree and more than like this level of effort to wash their back and yeah i just reached behind me right like you just can't.

It rolls off my hair. It runs all the way down. There's people that have the scrubber brushes and whatever, but how do you really... It's so hard. I've sniffed a lot of backs, too. They're always fine. That's not the sink area.

That's why I like to suds up and let it do its work. Yeah, that's your five hole. We're going to have to come back to that. I left that area... Let that area hold its own. Suds up a little bit and take care of itself. Thanks, Julie. but you're kidding me you're trying to poke the bear and he's not taking the bait yeah she was there on saturday uh yeah we were out with a pretty good group but yeah i mean how big was the crew were you still there when no oh so you're gone because you were like there from i went on he went on fire remember that's right yeah so it was so carin i went with tj and angie what time did you guys get there uh probably like 3 30. okay so we weren't even going to get there till six we got halfway there and angie forgot her id so then we had to go back we would even got there till seven which by the way i don't think she would have needed her id yeah we and we were still there then well but that's why we were also in like it feels like at seven it's starting to get dark like it's it's less of we're just gonna go watch a band play it's not the same day atmosphere of it too.

If it was that time too, I wouldn't have went. Which is also why we kind of bailed out and then we decided to go live our glory days in Iowa City. I will say we went back to my place after to watch the UFC fights and I wasn't even like super drunk or anything. I just, I would think I was baked from being in the sun the whole time. So I hit the couch and like I made it to the co-main event and I was just like dropping and I fell so I didn't even see the main event. Everybody's still there. I saw TJ on Sunday and he goes, yeah, I kissed your forehead and said goodbye. well fuck Kara woke me up and then I went to bed but I was cashed and then I slept like a baby and then it seemed like the main event was buffering with the video you sent me what video did I send you you were watching UFC oh that video oh fuck I forgot about that why did you decide to send that because I'm me that's why Can I just give that as an answer?

Do I really have to like... My kids aren't standing over my shoulder. Well, guys... Not that I typically... Just like straight porn on the TV. Like Joey and Chandler say, if there's free porn on, you don't change the channel. All right? It's free porn. So, yeah. All right. So, I do have a question. Sunglasses inside. Is that cool?

I... Not to me, because like my sunglasses are dark. I feel like I wouldn't be able to see shit. You know what I mean? so i don't care if someone else does it but yeah do you look at that person go that's fucking cool some people do pull it off i feel like but i i don't know i don't even think i think there are people that pull it off but like generally speaking you also don't see it much yeah yeah i think typically if you see it it's because their prescription and that's what they have with them so that's my transition things like that can be a thing too but i've had to do it before and i felt weird doing it but it's because their prescription i forgot my other ones and i was like i can't fucking see without this it's none of that then i just assume that you're high and you know what i will say is that you guys are giving too much credit i'm talking about the douchebag that wears fucking glasses just to just to wear them just because it's fucking cool no not for that okay but i will say that's my stance on yeah yeah yeah douchebag uh yeah you got transition lenses you can't help it sure yeah what is that better on a guy before that had his like prescription sunglasses on didn't have his other ones and i'd throw them oh quick but i'm talking about it's Because the future's so bright, you gotta wear shades.

You gotta wear shades. I'm here for that, but I just think it's the... I think it is the epitome of douchiness. Like, if you wear sunglasses inside. I don't know. Pop collar's close. What about both, though? Generally, they run close together. They do run close together, don't they? I would even give the pop collar a little break over... You don't see that anymore, though. I can't remember the last time I saw someone do that. I think they got enough shit that they were like, oh, we gotta shut this down. I still feel like you see some people that do it, and you're just like, what? God, that I would notice and I would not be a fan of that at all I'm glad we're on the same page here with that one but one thing Erik we were talking about obviously with homecoming, fucking pictures where are you going to take the pictures at?

so I had I don't know, I think it's weird but everybody was doing it all these kids want to take them in the skywalk downtown in the skywalk? there's a fucking line to take them why audrey and the um and her boyfriend's sister they were all going together and they wanted to go take them in the skywalk downtown i was like okay whatever was it because of like over the road like that type of thing that look was it like the one i'd rather stand in the road when there's no cars uh where was it the one right by uh the cell center between so right over first yeah and there's some cool murals and stuff but it's like you're just seeing traffic and the pictures don't i don't know i always i didn't think it was anything special even the pictures we took i was like i was trying to make it look nice but i'm like this is just but there was all of fucking albernet school there doing it we had to wait for a line of people to be able to do it it was crazy that's even more reason to not do it then weird yeah we were at old capital in iowa city and it was same thing like all of cca was like it was like it was unbelievable how many people are there and it was a bunch of mom super into it and a bunch of dads like standing around like what are we doing here dude i feel like i feel like going down to like czech village and doing it like on the bridge is cooler than that you know what i mean like i don't know maybe i'm old though also we didn't we never i didn't never went anywhere like no a couple shots they wanted to do other stuff and or they weren't really sure what else they want to do besides that and we convinced them to go over to green square and i was like well did you ask the homeless

people to leave first i'm like we're gonna have to dodge some homeless people and they were out in force i was gonna say dude that's that's theirs now no essentially i wanted them to stand in those like ring things yeah oh that's good yeah and it turned out really good yeah and i just kind of framed it where like you know they were not in the frame yeah and i even cropped it down a little bit because one guy just kept seemed like he wanted to be in the picture or something maybe maybe the parks are out then because like i remember years ago like everyone went to norwich because all those flowers.

The flowers were big. We think Noel Ridge is going to be busy this coming weekend with Kennedy and stuff. Oh, that's true. It depends just where you're at. Yeah. Yeah. So. Yeah. Did anyone listen to the new Taylor Swift album? Yeah. Because my kids did, and they're a fan. I played it for Stark this morning in the car. He was not super interested. He didn't seem that impressed. Like some people text me back, and they're like, I don't think he's a Swifty. I'm like, no. he's or he's hiding it really well i couldn't tell which but yeah i don't know it was all over the place like i heard she crashed spotify and all this stuff when oh really i didn't know about that because it came out at like midnight whatever day it was and so the swifty stayed up and they were like midnight everyone tried to download it it shut it was so here it was 11 p.m because i remember i was getting ready to go to bed and i get a notification on my phone that the album didn't release so i was like oh interesting i'll just go like check out one song before i go to bed and I pulled it up and it played and everything was fine three hours later you got to the whole album that was funny because we talked about it the next day because we were listening to it on the way to Oktoberfest because Aaron and Kelsey love it but I feel like this brings us to our sponsor segment we need to talk about our new segment Mike do you want to take us in on that?

I do yeah so we have a friend and there's this place it's been around for 35 years in marion iowa and it is the iowa popcorn company uh so they have all sorts of popcorn they have beer nuts they have uh recently they did a like some chocolate clusters all sorts of it i will say so well priced too i mean these size of bags are like pretty solid yeah and for only six dollars it's crazy like this right here is the butter cheese and caramel aka the iowa mix right but man we had some of the beer cheese one and And I'll be honest, before the podcast, we couldn't stop eating. You had to refill the fat guy's one because I already ate my whole thing.

Yeah, Shaun, show the bag. It's empty. That's because we did spread it around here for these things. We did. We did. Yeah, it's super good. But it's so good. They've been around forever. They're a staple in Marion. So we highly recommend getting in there. Get your popcorn needs. And like I said, they have way more than just popcorn. Iowa Popcorn Company is really where it's at. So needless to say, we like to keep our eye on, you know, a little controversy out there and we enjoy our popcorn as we hear about it. We do. So this segment is going to be called, you know, what has you eat popcorn?

So we're going to be talking about some of the drama or the controversy things stirred up out there. And the one that we wanted to bring up, because everybody's been talking about it on social media, is Taylor Swift's new song, Wood. so have you guys listened to the song have you have either of you listened to the song i've heard some parts yeah have you heard some of the lyrics i gave it a stiff chance okay so i'm gonna read uh it's basically the post chorus here um and we'll get into some some of the other parts but it's the post chorus so there's a chorus um and then she goes forgive me it sounds cocky He has me amatized and opened my eyes.

Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see. His love was the key that opened my thighs. Taylor! Atta girl. Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet. I know a hard rock is on its way. Oh, mama! Baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious. The curse was broken by your magic wand.

his charming personality and then it says seems to be that you and me we make our own luck new heights of manhood ain't got a knock on wood man wow so uh everybody's theorizing which i think it's pretty clear who it's there everybody's theorizing this is about travis kelsey's manhood I saw some hilarious videos today of what the locker room talk is like now this song's out dude he's never been happier than right now if somebody wrote a song to my dog hold on that's what they should have named it a song for my dog everyone's like Taylor's having a great week I'm like no Travis is having the best week By the way, he could have zero catches tonight, and he's like, I'm okay.

Man. Well, he's going to be like, that redwood tree got in the way. Yeah. God, that popcorn's good. That popcorn's good as shit. I'm not a big fan of this. I'm not normally like a huge. I like cheese popcorn, but I don't like love it. This is fucking. What is the exact name of it? Because I'm not kidding. It's that good. Bavarian beer cheese. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm telling you, go get that. It's so good. like we'll get into this next time which is the Iowa mix which is like over reliable you can't go wrong but Jesus Christ the beer and beer cheese is where it's at they also have unique flavors and they come up with new ones every week so yeah again Iowa popcorn check them out but we will be keeping our eye on this whole wood where the song goes would you want to hear more so if you guys have any you know tea to spill if you will as the ladies like to say or things that you want us to feature on this segment, definitely send us emails about it.

But we're going to try to keep this segment rolling. And thanks for Iowa Popcorn for cooking us up. Yeah, we'll call that, you know, the Popcorn Corner. So, yeah, if you have any, what do the kids call it? Isn't it the tea? Yeah, spilling the tea. Spilling the tea. yeah so yeah shoot it in men women email us we're still cool right at gmail.com hell it could be drama from your own family i don't care we'll listen to it i don't give a fuck yeah we gotta have the whole story so we can yes so we can give a balanced opinion yeah so we got time to eat the we can weigh in too yeah send us pictures statistics you know whatever maybe grandma was being a twat i don't know let me know maybe not pictures of your redwood trees but no i think We could do without that.

Yeah. I already snapped you guys some of that on Saturday anyway. All the old Irish. All the wood we need to see here. I've been out and been exposed here for it. I'm a big fan. All right. We're going to do well. I know. We're going to do well forever, but it's just good. You guys want to talk about the bike trip quick? Yes, please. We'll circle back. Yeah, we were how many weeks late on this? All right. Because I do have to say this one thing. they do this trip every year and there's multiple parts that are my favorite. I don't even go, but my favorite parts are, there's always this little series called like the daily John.

So I want you to talk about that. And then I also want you to talk about wrenching because that's my second favorite thing, but go ahead. So I have a bike trip that I do every year. It's four guys. We just kind of started doing this. We all wanted to go do some more like adventure biking that we can't do in Iowa. us so we wanted to try and kind of experience all the trails in the u.s that we can and it started out with the um gap and cno trail which is from pittsburgh to dc um amazing trail crazy and the first time we did it we took everything with us we camped along the way we carried all of our you know all of our gear all that stuff we're getting older we've started doing more kind of we call it credit card touring so we don't take 10 glamping yeah yeah come on yeah you're grown up you've earn the right to be able to it's like when you get movers for the first time oh i'm there yeah or cleaning later you're like oh my god i i still enjoy doing those type of trips on a short term but for a whole week let's let's have some nice beds to sleep in yeah yeah um so this year we were trying to make it a little bit shorter trip less travel time in between and all that stuff um and we're doing madison back to cedar rapids um we had some friends that have done it different routes potentially but we kind of planned our own route a good portion of its trail there's a little bit of uh roads to get into iowa and then some once we got out past dubuque and dyersville um but that once we got into iowa it's all roads we've basically ridden before we felt pretty comfortable with so right um but yeah so we'll talk about a couple of things that mike brought up the daily

john started in the first one and it was it really kind of started because will likes to take pictures of john when he's not looking and like post silly shit about him and so he started kind of like writing these little like and today john you know made us wake up really early and ride our bikes and we were all grumpy about it and you know like he he started very simple and through the years it's expanded into this whole like universe of uh partial like someone could write a mini series about it it's like it's like well john finished his morning shit and it was a bit tarier than it should have been like it's just so random and off the wall yeah so will uh will does most of the work there we we give input like he'll we call it a reading so sometimes in the evenings when we're just sitting around on your trip sometimes when we're sitting in the rooms and just sitting there sipping on wine or having beer or whatever he'll he'll be like what do you think of this so far and we'll kind of like listen to it and give him feedback right but it's mostly will taking care that it's great uh the images now are largely generated by ai which is kind of fun okay so one of the pictures threw people for a loop and it it looked legit i knew it was ai because like obviously there was more than that but yeah they there were it was him and a lamb or a goat jeff jeff put a baby goat on baby yeah and the reason the original reason he did that it looked like there's actually a baby goat there the original reason he did that is i had i we were in the hotel

room and I had a ball hanging out. I was just sitting on the bed. No way. I got to cover that up. That makes it so much better. So would you say your balls in the goat? Just like that. He got old because it's a soggy nut hanging out. Loose skin and old balls. Gross. So a little inside secret. I didn't need that peep behind the curtain. That's amazing. That makes it so much better yeah um next time you pull your balls out you go jesus people don't have a taste for cheap balls anymore no they don't but we we have a good time and yeah we we always make it fun the other the other piece of the story that you mentioned and i i'll i'll keep it short to that is wrenchy actually started on a different bike trip we do something called rag brai most years and we were actually this year we were bagged uh when it started we were bagging out to rag brai which means like we're carrying all of our gear and camping and riding towards rag brai instead of taking a bus to rag brai yeah so we're leaving my friend sean's house and uh jason and i have ridden with john for years and we both were joking like we gotta slow john down he you know he's a maniac he just he sometimes he gets like antsy and wants to just keep riding instead of sitting in a bar and having fun sometimes and so which is

really what we're here for yeah everybody has a balance and everybody has a different timeline because sometimes i get that way too but yeah he's we make fun of him for that specific trait so he's always like hurry up and ride your bike so um we um he goes over to sean's tool chest and finds this huge ass wrench huge it's like a tractor tire wrench yeah it's like at least 20 pounds john says it's an inch and three quarters i think all the markings are covered up or rubbed off but anyway it's huge um so he he looks at it he starts laughing and i go let's put it on his bike and and see if he notices so we put it underneath his rack underneath the bag it was like still hanging out enough that he could notice but somewhat disguised he saw it before we left and still chose to ride with it oh he did i always thought he never knew it was there for now like at first he didn't but then he was like looking like he was kind of seeing stuff and he moved something and heard the clang of the wrench and decided just to power through it and he's like all right fuck it so we all had a good laugh about it but he rode with it and it kind of became you know i just love that it's become this character it's like that started how many years ago uh that rag bry five six yeah probably five and it's no it's probably been seven seven or eight and every trip they go on not only does it go with them this fucking right giant weight but there's like pictures of bartenders from little towns holding it and like doing photo shoots with

it and it's just like it reminds me of like what was the last toy story maybe like four where there's forky the guy that's like made out of a spark i always think of that when i see wrenchy i was like oh there's wrenchy yeah i love it well what's kind of funny too is uh for my 40th birthday we rode this section of trail that we rode from dyersville to dubuque but we kind of got rained out part way through yeah and on that trip the four of us were riding but wade also joined us oh i remember that yeah and and rode and then uh while we were waiting to get picked up in the middle of like this stupid downpour and cold rainy conditions we just sat there and drank beer and smashed beer cans with wrenchy and i have pictures and video of wade smashing cans with wrenchy why have i not seen those so uh we sent him from the same spot this time we sent him some pictures and video of us oh that's awesome you're doing it again yeah that's awesome yeah it's great i think you guys are maniacs but i love that you guys do it it looks so fun every time and then i'm like oh i don't know if i could bike that much you know eric eric's always like dude you'd be fine you could do this and i'm like i don't really do 70 miles a day but you know whatever we never i mean you do drink all along the way yeah 40 50 40 50 50 is kind of our mark yeah there's days where sometimes you know what if there's not a place to stay you're probably riding 60 miles to get right just because the stuff you don't have a choice then yeah be surprised all the hills in wisconsin too huh oh shit he found that out i know he told me about it yeah yeah yeah yeah so

the they're from platteville to east dubuque we had to ride roads in wisconsin which does make sense because dubuque's i'm like not flat you know whatever yeah it was some brutal hills that's well that's people forget on a bike though it's like you know a one percent grade or whatever like because what what did you say it was like four or something like that so it started as like a three and then it went to an eight yes it was fucking brutal i couldn't yeah i'd be walking my bike oh yeah i'd be calling a freaking cab to get me the top and then there's but there's people out there though that like i mean honestly i should have been in better shape for this trip knowing what was coming but now you did it there's people that couldn't power up those eight percent snow problem i can't do that no like yeah i feel like i need to check in for you guys and just see uh we're out here well no uh chiefs are up chiefs are up yep okay seven zero who scored the touchdown guess i don't know i didn't look would you like to guess because that's a kelsey touchdown with his giant dong just fucking slapping god he heard us he's like oh you think i'm having a good week now watch this shit i'm gonna score a touchdown yep two-year two-yard touchdown pass to uh big dick mahogany over there.

Congrats all the people that have Kelsey on your fantasy football team. Not me. Not me either. Speaking of that dickhead, nice name against me. You're welcome. Wait, did you win? Because I was winning by a lot and then you came back and I was like, well, we'll see because you got my home. So let's see what's going on. Well, he just got me. I think he's going to be doing pretty good. Yeah. So have I talked? I rename my team every week in our friends league to based on who i'm playing so like i played adam and i said like adam loves clowns or something like that because he hates clowns and then julie's i won't say uh but like a real asshole you're looking at i look at it i'm like who the hell is this what did i have for wade's because wade was the one that noticed it now i can't remember what i had but anyway uh yeah i play sean this week and it's uh i love beating grandpas did you notice like that the picture is actually you as a guy okay i did notice that that's why i'm like fucking asshole you know what fuck you you have an 80 chance of winning right now so i need yeah i not only do i need my homes to go completely off but like a teen needs to do zero for you so it's not looking good my guy travis yeah so whatever fuck you for me call it karma whatever you dick i do okay not to you for coming up with a new name marie it's a bitch yeah i'm doing all right but yeah there's a lot a lot to go so we have to get out

ai more often we play everybody twice so then you're gonna have to come uh not twice but the majority yeah yeah like julie didn't like the one i picked for her i was like dude i had a long week i didn't do change hers to like the day before i'm like you just yeah you get what you get and you don't throw a fit. You know what I mean? Put it on your plate and eat it. I think she beat me anyway. I'm not having a good fantasy. You're not. I'm looking at it for all this shit talking. That's all I have left in life is to talk shit to you guys because my team sucks so much ass. I'm doing good in our league, but not in any of my other ones, which is not normal.

See, I think I'm playing you in the rag bra when I think I'm beating you. I'm getting my fucking ass kicked in every other league. It's crazy because you're on performance enhancing drugs. I know. i'm right where i'm always at fucking middle of the pack just middle that's good i feel like that's where you want to be you know like the middle is like you always have a strong chance but when you start like oh and five it's a pretty brutal battle yeah you can do it i've done it but it sucks you can try you can try you'll call it try depends if you have injuries and that's why you lost there's a lot of weird shit going on too like jalen hurts isn't producing and fucking dude what's his nuts lamar's hurt that's my dog the fucking ravens aren't producing shit well didn't say what was it in the iguans yeah he's like he's not doing no i mean he's so good he's just not like but that's not like what he was last year what was the eagle set they said like they haven't they hadn't scored like their last like eight possessions which is insane for that team right like they always do but now there's no undefeated teams the bills lost last night which no one saw that come do you talk about upsets the rams beating getting beat by the the Niners who were decimated had no players basically right and then the bills getting beat by the fucking Patriots and Drake may which look good I will say I had a pretty big bet on that one it was a 15 legger and it was like the only thing I needed left was shout out to uh Cody Brown bets that's who I got it from yeah but it was uh yeah the last leg with the 15th leg was Drake made it 200 passing yards and at halftime he had like 76 I'm like then like he went off and by the fourth

score he hit it and i was like yes uh won like 150 bucks on that so that was great nice so no wonder why you're throwing out bets all day what are you talking about god you actually have a gender game like give me my phone i feel like these two seconds while we're getting ready hold on i can make it one more bet in before yeah guys it's fine great it's easy not wrong dick ain't gonna suck itself you have to that's that's code word for my 401k isn't gonna make itself so Yeah. More worried about you having to suck dick. Well, hey, don't make me bring up the Osama bin Laden thing again. Hey, I'm saving lives.

All right. We've all. I still. Hero. You know how. Hero. Which, by the way, we haven't gotten the middle finger down in a bit. But, you know, I got you that for winning the tournament that we had. The next statue I'm going to have personally made. And it's just going to be you like Superman. And it's just going to be like, I suck dick for America. i popped my picture into ai and said that i'm like all right i can go that's that's what i exactly don't look at it but i'm still worth it need it to yeah it's all right it's all good so dude i knew that thing would come in handy in so many ways right so handy cheers to you yeah let's see you yeah joke for us yeah uh real quick let's uh shout out so uh our studios here mango mustache hell yeah uh they are doing a halloween event yes um we'll share out some stuff on our socials but they're gonna have a haunted house uh the weekend before halloween yeah it's gonna be pretty cool and we could tell you it is legit yeah it looks really fucking cool it's free it's free uh yeah we'll get more details for sure but yeah there's going to be a couple hours for the kids to come and then after that it is 18 plus so when it gets a little more serious in the house so i think if we if you look at our socials we can share their website yep because they have a website going to share that information but just again shout out to you know our area here and and josh like yeah helping out he does great things for the community puts it all in for a free thing for the community so it's pretty it's pretty sweet for something that most people charge

for and do whatever he just gets the joy out of doing it for the kids so it's actually yeah it's really cool it's awesome yeah yeah we'll share that stuff and uh yeah again i want to say one more time email us we're still cool right at gmail.com you could find us as that on all the socials uh we love giving our advice on whatever's still cool but also we want that tea so send us any like any drama we can weigh in or give advice on god yeah live for it we're for it because thankfully i've hit a point in my life where i don't have a lot of my own thank god right but i'd love to live in yours we love to sit there like a little popcorn little beer we're all over this here to keep our eye on it but yes sir yeah like us like and share us on socials please it helps us out and tell your friends about us we appreciate it so yes sir awesome all right bud what do you got all right so this is in honor of our new segment with the uh popcorn okay i decided before i die i'm gonna eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn it's gonna make the cremation amazing it reminds me of like weird science or whatever a real geniuses yeah blows up the house with all the popcorn he puts it so that i remember someone put some and i think this was a real recipe but it was a joke but someone found this recipe from like 1950 on how to cook a turkey and they were like you're supposed to put a bunch of popcorn in it you're Like as soon as the asshole blows out of it, it's done.

Or something like that. So I couldn't help but think that when you said that. I don't know why my mind went to that, but. Oh, blown out assholes, of course. Well, on that note, yeah. Thank you guys for listening. We really appreciate it. Please share us and we will see you next week. For sure. Love you guys. Cheers. P time.