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Who's my good boy?

I said that for a reason. It's Stark's seventh birthday today. Aww, that old Stark. Shout out to my dog! That's hilarious because I was looking at your face and you had nothing planned yet No, I kind of forgot I thought of what I did right before I left home Which was feed him a dinner with like roast beef and cheese I was like, oh yeah, it's his fucking birthday But we're back again, so This is the We're So Cool Right podcast For those of you guys that Join us every week, welcome back Grab a drink, if you're new Thanks for joining us, we're going to have a little bit of fun here I am Shaun I'm Mike And I'm Erik.

I should have said moist, Mike, because I'm sweating my balls off right now. Actually, it's fitting. It's a little hot. But we got a special guest here. We do. We have a good buddy of ours. He is the manager of the local Quintons, where we go for drinks all the time. And he is a master of cocktails. He's the king of Curacao, which we'll probably get into a little bit. So our buddy Matt is here. Thanks for joining, buddy. Matt's also given us a bunch of gifts. You know, the old Chatsky that we talked about. He did. Matt and had a couple drinks already that you've put together for us. Yeah, put together the pina colada.

That was fucking good. What was the flavor of that liquor? It was pineapple, wasn't it? Pineapple scotch. I didn't even know there was flavored scotches. And I hate scotch normally, but that shit was good. Which we might need to share that. We might need to do a video and do that again. That was so good. Before we kind of did that stuff. That being said, he's got a drink for us already. Yeah, you want to break down? Do you have a name for it? You should make one up if you don't. No, I actually just saw it on Instagram scrolling through one morning, you know, 6 a.m., sleep.

Clint's just nonstop, bing, bing, bing, bing. Saw it. So batch cherry margarita, two cups Blanco tequila, one cup lime juice, one cup tart cherry, and it's at a quarter cup to a half a cup of agave nectar of how sweet you wanted it. Yeah. Well, and not only he was like, I forgot the garnish, but he really did us one better. He brought ice balls with the cherry frozen in the middle of it. So it's like you don't get fucking better than that. But it does make sense that you don't bring the garnish to this thing because we forget a lot. We have ideas for garnish that none of us do. Ain't nobody got time for that. Let's give this a cheers. Let's give us a try. Yeah, cheers, boys.

It looks fucking delicious. Thanks for being on here, bud. Ooh It kind of tastes a little bit like sangria II to me a little bit. It's fucking good But I mean that fucking tastes like trouble to me. Yeah, I mean it's got that tequila you get in there and then That cherry tart hits you right in the back of the back of the teeth there a little bit right now, though I love it. Mmm. Yeah, yeah, we got two or three ice balls in there. So fancy as fuck today home just keep in the fridge anytime you want to pull the bottle out, take a little nip, or pour yourself a cocktail. Or we just take it down tonight. Or we just killed the whole bottle.

Which I think we just did. That is a little bit of what we do here. So yeah. I was going to say, before we get into some stories and stuff like that, I was just going to say give us a little rundown of how did everybody's weeks go. Because I know you guys had a look like a pretty fun weekend. We did. Yeah. How'd the boat go? so yeah for our weekend update uh eric well eric we're both down we're down the ozarks this weekend eric was down there early um and he can fill you in what he was doing and then ashley and the kids and i and cooper brought a buddy we met them down there and what we hit up the strip on saturday night, watch the Cubs get beat. Fuck. Shut up.

Yeah, Max is a fucking White Sox fan. But the Hawks were on, too, and they fucking crushed Wisconsin, which was great. So we were in this bar, and it was like both TVs. One had the Iowa game on, one had the Cubs game. So it was like perfect, like sitting there. Oh, yeah. And just having some drinks and doing that. Then we got up Saturday, and we were going to boat all day long. Had everything packed and a plan to go, and the only thing that didn't cooperate was a fucking boat. God damn it. You know, we made it all. So we had the one problem early in the year, which was the batteries. Yeah, I remember that.

And then it's been fine for the whole year, which is pretty good. You almost made it out with a clean sweep. Almost made it out. Yeah. Get down there. Everybody's loaded up, ready to go. I got down there early, wiped it all down so I was ready to go and fucking turned the key and it's dead. Just nothing. Fuck. And I'm like, you know, and Ashley's like, we just bought those batteries. I'm like, I know. So Erik's like, I got a jumper pack. i'll run up and grab that so we put that on there nothing um and i'm like fuck so we call um find one at harbor freight that we think it'll work um go get that it's like four hundred dollars for this jumper pack get that we bring it down to the boat plug it in it says warranty void if you do not charge all the way on this thing this is 400 bucks i'm like i'm not gonna fucking ruin this things yeah so we charge it in all of a sudden it's like 50 55 60 65 like this is going great yeah just stalls out at 80 and then it sat there and then it like i swear to god probably 10 15 minutes 86 86 so ashley like googles it and she's like guys this is gonna be like four hours at least oh yeah and we're like fuck so um so needed to say we were just like all right well we were going to go to this place that's right down the road anyways they have a pool there and it's like let's not just sit here on the dock all day yeah let's jump in the car and head over so we just drove over there and i mean it was a cool place the pool was heated and so eric and i were sitting

there watching football drinking beer and ordered food and whatnot and it was a good time yeah definitely eric and his crew took off and we went back to check on it see if it was charged it was so i have to say quick that's what's funny before we start i walk in you're talking about and i hear eric say like oh did you get the boat running i'm like oh fuck what happened so eric leaves the ozarks and then so when we go back to see it and it's charged we're like all right let's give it get it hooked up it's like five you know there's not much sunlight but it's like let's give it a shot see if it'll work hook it up fucking doesn't work so this jump pack doesn't fucking work so we're all pissed off and it's like god we're trying everything different batteries trying to get to work and I look over and it's it's got a safety thing like a clip on it so if I fall off the boat it's clipped to me and it'll shut off like a jet ski. Matt's already laughing. The fucking clip wasn't all the way in so it was on there it looked like it was on there like they've never it was just like an eighth of an inch. I never take it off so it's like it's always on there I don't even think anything about it I've been messed with neutral no everything else and I look at it and I'm like The cord is all the way down the ground so I because I rarely clip it to myself. I just have it in a cup holder Yeah, so I don't step on the cord well the cords on the ground and I'm like no fucking way So like look a little closer, and it's just a little bit out, and I just push it clicks in I'm like no fucking way So I wish I could have been there to see your face when you saw it was unplugged just a little

Well, so Ashley didn't see me do that part of it, so we do it. She's like, yes! She's like, you got it to work. I'm like, it was all my fucking fault. You should have lied. She's like, what do you mean? You should have lied. I go, I didn't have the fucking clip all the way in. And she's like, no. She's like, are you serious? She's like, we can't tell Erik. We can't tell Erik. Like, he would have been down here boat and, you know, he loves the water. He loves being out there, and we can't do it just because. You should have came up with some sort of lie, like, oh, yeah, I was in there. I cleaned out.

I blew up the carb. I got it. I was just happy that work for you. I could have been there, but I fixed a baby You know get in there use all my mechanic stuff and like the manly man I Honestly, it worked out for the better because I mean I still didn't get home till 11 o'clock and the beers were going down good Anyway, so I was like I probably shouldn't have stayed as long as we were going to to be on the boat Yeah Because if we were gonna be out on the boat then we would have definitely been out till like 7 or so Yeah, and then I'd be home at 1. Yeah, and then it would have been at late and Yeah, so it probably was for the better here for it but goddamn boats as they say talk about all right you got to give eric his flowers here true classic gentlemen right they get up him and his mom are taking off they're gonna they're leaving and we're sitting around the table like okay see you man you know hug it out and they're taking away taking off and i'm like all right if we're gonna head back to the place let's go now i'm gonna go grab the tab i come up and she's like he already took care of it of course fucking knocks i'm like that fucker i'm like good for you i appreciate you didn't have to do it but it's just a class he doesn't even say anything yeah that's how he does it just ducks away and all of a sudden he's like tab and he's tall as fuck so i don't know how we never see him sneak away yeah so cheers to you and and true classy form well just you know sneaky just handles that shit we appreciate you having us down there i mean i would have spent way more than that tab on an airbnb oh yeah for sure i appreciate it man but yeah worked out well that's awesome sounds like a fucking awesome weekend but yeah no eric had have found another thing we haven't even done yet so what'd you do down there yeah so um the whole trip was kind of centered around

i for last christmas i gave my mom a christmas present of we're gonna go do like atv utv writing for you know a weekend or something we're gonna go do a trip just because yeah my so my stepdad passed a couple years ago yeah her and my stepdad used to go do that all the time oh it was like their vacations was going around the country doing that stuff and she hadn't done it in a while and She just got a new one last year. And so I was like, we should go do something. Like, you know, let's go do that. And then, but the whole deal was like the gift is I'm planning it and paying for the majority of it.

Yeah. Setting it up. Like taking care of it for her. It's her gift. Like it's your gift to her. All she's got to do is get the drug. Show up. Yep. Bring her side by side because she's got the machine, you know, so. Oh, you guys, did you guys take it down? Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. So I went down to Mediapolis, put it, we put it on the trailer and took it down there. um and so then a little bit of the trouble was figuring out where the hell am i going to park this thing because you get into the condo i'm like yeah i can't even get turned around with that trailer and that right there and they have signs no trailers oh does it really well because they don't want people trying to bring their boats down because you'll get stuck down there you can't the hill is too deep that's true right but or you can't get turned around but there's a big uh there's a couple of big atv parks side by side you know yeah it was awesome it was way more technical than i thought it was going to be i was thinking we're going to be you know dirt trails in and out of hills whatever but and maybe some crazy stuff but that would be like off to the side nope really you were just kind of thrown into it like well i mean it's just more of there's here's the maps here's the the things but you're trying to figure it out as you're out there and then one time we turned and i'm like oh i guess we gotta go up that hill yeah i mean there were some that it was like there's no way we're going up that hill like like you're not if you're not technical enough you're going to come backwards like yeah i was avoiding all that but and mom's the funny things mom's even more aggressive with it than i am oh i bet yeah she's done it a lot more than you have well she's like i'm not worried about breaking it i'm worried about breaking her you know forty thousand dollar machine right yeah well you've been in it yeah so but it's that that

truck style one i mean i don't know for sure but it feels like some of those hills you you should have one of the more like that dune buggy style but i don't know yeah most of the people out there had the sportier ones like that yeah but i saw somebody in in the exact same machine that she has i mean it's like not the same package but almost the identical same defender and everything and they went up the hardest hill i'm right up it just fucking where you're like basically straight up like dude that would freak me out man yeah right i don't have like i'm not an adrenaline junkie that bad like where i'm like oh i'm gonna tip over i'm not fucking doing that see i i just would need time to drive around in those things get comfortable with them because my father-in-law has one that's pretty sweet too it's a wolverine so it's more of the sporty style yeah and we were flying down the road and he just goes diving into a ditch sideways like he did it on purpose to scare the shit out of it did it work we're gonna fucking roll this thing and i'm like god damn kevin you know like and he's just laughing and we're like you know but he's been driving he's comfortable He's always doing with it and I'm like, yeah Have you done any of the like side-by-side atv stuff I haven't Dirt bikes but not really any side-by-side. All right, so you have the real though dirt bikes. Okay. Yeah Say that's something I've never even I've been on a dirt bike But not like on a course like I went around a yard a few times my cousins had them never even done that Yeah, they're fun as shit to you fucking slide with it, which is what I did. I sent it into a fence

So let's put it down on your hand. Yeah, yeah, exactly that too At least with a dirt bike if you're doing some of those technical hills You can just be like okay, I'm dropping this thing and yeah, it's gonna break but at least it's not right Okay, I'll say you have you just get yourself out of the fucking way pretty much right? Yeah, yeah Because I've seen those tracks where they'll do that and they have guys up there One guy catches the guy and other people try to rope the bike a little bit if they can and then once like because they'll just start tumbling down the hill and they'll see that they'll they'll try but yeah there's no this place allowed dirt bikes but it um you had to wear like helmets were required 100 and there was only certain trails that they were allowed on as far as there's some of them that were just there's no way you could do a dirt bike did you get to get hammered while driving i'm joking they're usually not rules on their thing is you know you're not to be drinking. Everybody out there was drinking beer. Were they really? Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, I was going to say, they're loose rules. All their stuff is like for liability. Like you sign a waiver, all these things. If you break the rules, you can't sue us. Yeah, exactly. You can, but you, you know. I mean, it's open container in Missouri anyway, so you know. Yeah, you're really setting people up for failure when you think about it. So this is the funny part. They have all that on the rules and we were looking at all that and everything. And then in the shop, they sell these like bag things. I was like, what the hell are those? They hook on to the back of the side-by-side so you can put all your empty cans in them Well, hey, we don't want you throwing them out on the trail, right?

So we know you're gonna drink it'd be like if the golf course was like you can't drink But then they sold the coolers with ice in them anyway, you're like alright This is for your water bottles. Yeah, drink a lot of water So yeah, what about you Matt? Did you do anything fun? I knew you I know you went out of town recently Yeah, we know the weekend before down in Birmingham, Alabama group of us went down to Furnace Fest been going the last five years. What was it? Furnace Fest. Okay, what's that? So it is at Sloss Furnaces in Alabama. It's an old metal furnace. Never knew Birmingham was the Pittsburgh of the South.

Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. I also didn't know it was in a furnace. I thought it was just called Furnace Fest because it sounds cool. No, it's in an old metal furnace. Holy shit. Started in 2000. They did it four years. Stopped. Brought it back in 2020. COVID happened Pushed back to 2021 Did it for four more years Last year was supposed to be the last They brought it back one more What do you do down there? A lot of drinking Metal bands A lot of metal hardcore bands Except for Jimmy Eat World They were there? They closed out night one That's an odd choice after everyone else that went Was it good? Was it welcome?

Oh it's great okay yeah so um hardcore music metal music but the nicest crowd you'll ever see yeah hardcore dancing all that moshing someone falls picks them right up someone stage dives lands on a girl they come back go check on her yeah yeah so all right yeah yeah because we're getting too old for that shit like i'm gonna fucking bust a hip for sure if i hit the ground in a mosh pit so it's like i need someone to lift my old ass up pick him up pick him up yeah i mean i know you're younger than us but still like we're not we're not at an age that we bounce back fast so not me yeah i don't know i've never been in one of those though i'm on a mosh pit yeah not like i did when i was like yeah but i was like i don't need this in my life like some of the stupid school dances or some crap like that well never like a full-on yeah you look the same thing i'm got it um you were being infested by flies right um yeah never like at a full metal concert or anything like that like it's people come out bleeding and stuff like that no not really so 21 2021 2022 guys in the mosh pit his bag with all his merch just blows up oh no and you see it from back and like there goes all the stuff for hundreds and hundreds of dollars hundreds of dollars yeah the crowd stops Everyone around picks everything up for him hands everything back to him And also nowhere here's a backpack just floating across to get back to him to get back to refill like to because his backpack

We love that back blew up. This one was like here's an extra one Oh my god, and that's the old people like you'd say that to someone older and they saw the mosh pit They'd be like these fucking piece of shit. Well, you know about anybody else. Yeah, but do that I could think it was like Wayne's World game on Music stops all right stops they pause the whole thing yeah that'd be hilarious that's awesome yeah so how about you big dog uh it was a good weekend we just i had the kids so we you know we chilled and my son was working a lot um and so it was being the daughter we went to uh well we had people over and watched the iowan cubs game hold on eric so no you're fine oh okay my mic was bouncing so i was trying to stop it oh gotcha i was like what he's excited he's really excited for your update i know me too i'd be more excited the cubs one but yeah so i set up a second tv and we had the hawks going on the cubs and fucking by halftime i was like i think i could probably just switch the cubs to the big one because like yeah i mean they're i was it was yeah yeah i think they said it was the first time that wisconsin's been shut out since like 82 or some shit like i mean wasn't 28 nothing first half or was it 21 i think i don't know yeah i don't know but it was fucking basically over what was final 37 zero yeah yeah because i mean we didn't get to the bar it was like overall by the time we got to the oh you guys showed up and you're like oh fuck yeah we're like okay yeah it was i think they had just scored to get to 30 because i was watching it at your place before

you got a little bit yeah so yeah we just did that i smoked a bunch of ribs which was awesome i wasn't sure where you're gonna go i wasn't sure how that was gonna end smoke a bunch of pole. Smoke a bunch of pole. No, I haven't done ribs in forever, but my daughter drives me crazy. Her favorite thing that you can smoke is pulled pork. She loves it. She doesn't get tired of it. That's great. Kids always love it. But that's the only way she'll eat pork. I've made pork chops, and they're so juicy and delicious. She's like, nope. I made the ribs, and I made her try a bite. It touched her tongue, and she bit into it.

She's like, nope. Really? I'm like, what the? I'm like, it's the same damn thing. It's like the best one, too. Yeah, she can't do it. How'd those turn out? You look pretty packed on your smoker. So I overstuffed that fucking thing. But yeah, they turned out great. I know like when you smoke ribs, technically the correct cooking should be they shouldn't actually fall off the bone. Right. I actually competition is like different than right. I prefer when they do fall off the bone, but it's a pain in the ass because like you go to pull them out and they're fucking shredding apart. So I had one that cooked competition style, like perfect.

It was like right on there, but they ripped. I mean, they just slid right out. And then the other two were fall off the bone. So it was, yeah, it was great. so because i've done that once forever i've done it once where i packed it and i couldn't they're still tough like it's like i just didn't let it i didn't let it go long enough i thought about like propping them up on their sides because i could have i could have put like a rack in there and did that but i'm like it fit just barely and i could have got out the big smoker but i was like it's a lot of work for the big smoker so yeah don't tease me i know so yeah that was about it so just like i said was hoping the cubs would move on but whatever shut up matt um sorry one of the greatest days of your life is watching them get socks don't have the worst record anymore that's true that's true yeah uh but yesterday we went out um for some drinks and to watch football and stuff like that and matt actually met us out and the fucking most hilarious thing happened so we're sitting at kingston's right and uh you know matt likes jaeger so he has like a shot of jaeger that he's gonna drink at some point and so the guy comes over and just to be funny i was like Because I felt like it had been sitting there a while, but what I didn't realize is he had had one and then ordered another one But so the guy like starts talking to us and I just grab that shot and just send it and I go like he'll take another Jaeger And the guy like everyone starts on that's like god damn it the guy goes back to goes we're all out of Jaeger Buddy of Matt so I'm like always fucking So then Matt's like we'll go in the bar get some you know so he goes in and like he's like we're legit out of Jaeger now I took the last shot

I felt so bad. It was supposed to be funny and now I'm like, yeah, I feel like a cocksucker So I was like so I went to the bathroom But snuck out and ran over to Casey's cuz it's right next door and I bought him a couple of the shooters I'll then drop those off. It's like I'm sorry buddy. I don't know somehow that's better cuz you didn't do it on purpose I did get one so that is like I really did I was like there's no like I never even crossed my mind that I could be the last shot of Jaeger You know what I mean? So when he said that I'm like, yeah I feel bad like Matt's face was just fucking hilarious. He's like are you fucking kidding me?

So my normal spot is tailgaters. I don't know how many times on Sundays I go in shot a Jaeger over out a Jaeger Mike. Nope. It's a Can cooler Door More bottles I have my name on it How do you know this like is Cuz I do I know what the part I like yeah so that was pretty cool then i hit a giant bet which was nice so oh two dollar bet i won 200 bucks so the funny thing was i so it was a four touchdown one and the three hit and i was like god i could cash out right now for like 50 bucks but like at the end of the day i'm only losing two dollars like let it ride right well the packers i needed tucker craft to score yeah and they got to a point where i'm like fuck they're not gonna be throwing the ball anymore like and by the way he had a chance they like threw it to him and then it was a terrible pass like Whatever it over But then when you get that when you do that you like that was my shot like that was my fucking shot like i actually stopped watching the game we were like drinking i was all bullshit and so nathan is next to me and like nathan knows i need that and so he's fucking still glued to the tv and also boy nathan i appreciate him and i and i said i was like i'll buy everyone a beer if i fucking hit this or whatever okay there we go there we go nathan i love it i'll still give you the props but all of a sudden i feel like touch my shoulders like you just hit it i was like what do you no fucking no i didn't i look up i'm like oh my god god so yeah it's like it's only 200 bucks rounds yeah get them coming 200 bucks off two dollars is pretty fucking great like if i put 10 on it but i don't i don't bet like that because then you get into slippery slope well you can't keep doing that because then you're that's how you get into trouble that's what i mean that's what i mean you kind of stay with i do it for fun yeah it's like i only want to bet a couple bucks do you like gamble i used to

so i used to do a ten dollar bet every week every game anytime touchdown oh just oh just find the people that you wanted yeah 17 leg parlay ten dollar bet if it hits 18 legs holy shit if it hits i'm not working for several years oh yeah so you're like you're just going for the massive hit basically throwing away 10 bucks every better odds of winning the powerball and people play that shit two years i haven't made a bet since this two years ago oh did it i thought this was gonna go like good okay i could tell right when he said i haven't made to bet since i knew it was gonna be bad colts game michael pittman jr anytime touchdown game ends at three o'clock doesn't have it i stop watching the rest of football i open up monday night the app yeah green check marks everything besides that one red x and he was like a touchdown machine yeah yeah like he was like out of everyone you picked that was probably like the yeah that Do you remember how much it was to win?

It was like $300,000. It was like $380,000. If it's that many legs with $10, I had to get it. One guy. And I owned one football jersey. It is his dad with the Buccaneers. Did you burn it? I don't know where it is. It didn't get burned out. Hillary probably took it out of the house so you don't have to fucking have PTSD every time you see it. Oh my god, that's funny. because I remember an uncle lived down in Tampa, took me to a game, I'm like, I want a Warren Sapp jersey. He's like, you're not having that piece of shit jersey. I want a Warren Sapp, but yeah, I know. But he was like, yeah, he was kind of a piece of shit.

And I was like, well, Michael Allstott. I was like, screw it. No one has a Michael Pittman jersey. Give me one of those. No, did you know you were setting yourself for heartbreak years later? I'm just going to let you down. did you look at the game did he have any drops did he have any potential i wouldn't know nothing i'm nothing they didn't throw to him at all okay well then i don't know that doesn't make it better but yeah that's the thing it doesn't doesn't make it okay but maybe what really sucks is that he was the first one like if let's say if you if you would have been the money they would have offered him a cash out of like 100 grand oh you're right so it's like take that shit oh i didn't think about that yeah if he would have been the money if you were waiting on the monday night one yeah and it was him to hit it exactly they'd have been it'd probably been more than that give me that It would have probably been a big hit because it's like, okay, well, it's done.

Because for a while there, he was like scoring every week. He was one of the best receivers. I don't know if it was that year or whatever, but man. Yeah. Have you seen the, I told Mike about this. Oh my God. Have you seen the ghost leg parlays they have now on DraftKings? Okay, but did you see how they changed it? Yeah. Fucking assholes. I know. The house always has to win, man. Well, I know. Yeah, they did a ghost leg one where it's like one per week. You could use it on like a multiple leg parlay. and if one doesn't hit, it'll still give you the odds without that one, and you win. So it's great.

Sorry, but that would have been great for that one. You shouldn't have quit gambling. But then so many people hit a parlay using that, then the next week they changed it, and they're like, well, do this $10 bet first, and then it will grant you. So it's like they still had to find a way to get the juice out of the squeeze. Or it's like, oh, no, you can't cash it out. You have to keep putting in other bets. Right, exactly. Take it easy. They're barely holding on. They're trying their best. clearly they're trying their best all right it's not like uh all i ever hear anymore when something's going wrong is somebody tell me about he knew that if he scored that touchdown it was going to be the odds and blah blah i'm like the fuck in the middle of the game he knew that i think that's not that's not him well there was uh when cd lamb went out a couple weeks ago yeah yeah it was only one play they said i guess they have in terms conditions if it only plays one play all vets are voided yeah yeah so they put them back in for one more play yep well and there's like so like draft fan or is it what's the blue one fan duel like they suck because like if someone gets hurt or like doesn't play but you had them in there it's like they got all kinds out but the other places do now usually if they get hit in the or not hit hurt in the first half they'll avoid that leg of it which is the way you should have which is a lot exactly yes so that's why a lot of people have moved away from FanDuel but anyways but the battery thing with your boat crack man because it's like I'm on this high because I'm like cool I want 200 bucks like 200 dollars for your money that's awesome and then today I go to start my SUV and it's like and it starts but I'm like okay it's

never done that like what the fuck's going on so I'm like whatever maybe it's not cold it's not cold right so I'm like maybe it's a one-off and so I go to start it again like later and it does it again and I'm like fuck it I'm going to AutoZone and like having them test it so then I get in the car and it starts up fine i'm like well should i i don't i go in i need a new battery fucking 250 i'm like i swear to god the last battery i bought was like 140 bucks but that was also for a four-cylinder car not an eight-cylinder suv but still fucking economy sucks man um it's good that it happened before winter though because that's true because it definitely would have shit then yeah yeah or you can just drive a stick and say screw it and find a hill just second year that's true i have done that before in an old car i had so yeah that really works i don't know i didn't know that was a thing like i just thought i mean we can test it out after the show yeah i drive a stick yeah oh i borrowed keaton's car for like a month and drove it and his was always a stick i fucking loved driving that car i miss it but then i but then i think like do i want to do it full time i'm like no i kind of you don't realize how much freedom it is to not have to do it but i do miss doing like adam drove them all the time and he's like would still prefer to have like oh yeah he's like 100 you get so good you don't even notice it's hard to switch off them once you have one for so long i never had one that long so the worst is driving a stick for a long time and then getting an automatic are you just bored what are you doing shifting the third we're not ready yet are you at crossword puzzle right now like yeah i got shit to

you'll be going also and you will throw your left foot down oh yeah going for the clutch like there's nothing there nothing there but why is there why is there a hole in the bottom of my no the brake pedals twice as wide so you hit the brake and everyone whiplash everybody hits their fucking head on that's the column yeah shit i was going for third sorry oh that's funny dude i don't know what everyone always laughed at me about this but you know usually when you start driving a stick everyone struggles with first gear like if if you're gonna struggle with something that's what struggle with i had no problems with that it was reverse i don't know why but like i struggled so hard reversing which i'm like when you think about it it is it's kind of like first gear but so i don't understand why i couldn't figure it out but but you just like feather it out a little bit i know but it's like i would either overdo it or underdo it it's like yeah oh you did yeah but it's I take everybody out behind me.

Yeah. So I don't know. I haven't driven once in so long now. I don't even know what I would do. I'd probably be terrible at it now. I haven't done it. It's like riding a bike. You don't forget. Logan was, I think, one the last time I drove one. So almost 18 years. You might kill it once, but you'll be all right. Oh, for sure. I think we need to get a video of this after. Okay. Also, fuck. Fuck. but also what would be funny is like we should do a video with our kids trying to drive a stick oh i tried to teach my kids it was a nightmare because teaching them to drive in general is a nightmare i was gonna say yeah like i i no no i'll i cooper pick it up he was weird like cooper he just picks like he can already drive the golf like he backed the golf cart out the other day around like four different things that hit anything i'm like god damn he's ready to start back in the trailers yeah like seriously i'm like all right he's been hanging out grandpa kevin yeah i'm like yeah he's got a good to go yeah he's seeing what's going on i'm like fuck man that was pretty good yeah i tried to teach hillary well she can't drive a stick i just assumed because she's married to you that she does so you're like go move my car she's like i can't she's worn out from driving his stick all the time it's hard to do that But we have a one-seller.

That a girl, Hillary. Yeah. And if I park behind her, she has to leave in the morning. She's like, you got to get up and move the car. I'm like, just please learn. Just reverse and reverse into the neighbor's driveway and pull your car out. Right. Put it neutral. Get it rolling. Yeah. Scooby-doo it down the road. Yeah. Come on. That's hilarious. I didn't even think of that. Yeah. So. All right. So I do get asked. All right. We're running in the bar. you got that what's it like when you go to another bar oh you're gonna watch a bartender you know i mean you notice everything you do do you notice like why do they have that set up there what are like are is it see for the same reason i'm not a health inspector that's why i'm not a bartender well it's just you know i mean i get to see like if it's busy like or whatever and you could be like i does it ruin your time sometimes or like do you have to shut it off and stop because i'm just thinking about being busy in a place and seeing how it's like missed set up or whatever and being one being like this wouldn't be that way if they would do this this and this you know i mean but i but i don't know and that's why i don't eat out i pick up food i go home i can't eat out oh my god i never thought about that with you that's true you always get your food to go food to go holy shit um two worst sounds in a bar one crying baby well that's the DoorDash tablet going off.

Talk to any server bartender. They can be out. They hear that ding. And they just instantly cringe. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We're going to jump into this. What is the DoorDash? Because I don't know. How does they actually communicate with you when you order? I don't know how that actually works. You have a tablet that just goes off and shows the order. You got to put the order in. They would drop it in. You sign up to be a DoorDash person. Or the business, right? you're gonna do doordash i order and so they they put a tablet in there okay some people i didn't know that auto take it and that's what i thought yeah which can be good or bad um yeah i don't know if i want my auto fit in because what if it's what if you're out of something yeah right oh so you don't even they don't even know give them the so all of a sudden they show up like yeah you can set up your pre-times like okay this meal this sandwich takes this long this takes this long takes this well there's sometimes i get a food order at 12 15 for lunch i got a packed restaurant right so i'm putting out 45 minutes i'm going to make sure everyone in this restaurant is taken care of right before a to-go order goes out that they take like yes this meal only takes 15 minutes to make but there's but there's yeah you're you're not eating what's going on yeah yeah and door dash takes a cut i'm like i'm the restaurant's getting their full money for in-house customers we're We're going to make them happy first.

Yeah. And everyone told you to phone call. Our fries were soggy. I'm like, sorry, you got to go for it. Blame DoorDash. Yeah. Dude, and I'm not judging anyone. Like, if you want to spend extra money to do that, or if you want to feel like, if you just want to be lazy at it, I get it. I totally get it. But I've never done it. I've never DoorDashed. You've never done any of them? Seriously? Nope. Because you're a person who likes to pick it up? Yeah. Do you ever get anything delivered? Pizza or anything like that? No, pizza I'll get delivered. But that holds well. I've never door dashed food. Have you ordered Casey's pizza?

Yeah, and I go get it. No, I go get it. I've never had it delivered. Casey's uses door dash even when you go through their app. Yeah, no, I've never had Casey's delivered. Guess what else Erik did this weekend? Laying in bed there. Door dash fucking pizza. After we got into it a little bit on Saturday night. Hold on, how many good night beers did he have? Did he have Mickey Gray? there was no beers but you brought great whiskey too oh fuck I was going to have you grab me some buffalo while you're down there it's been tapped out oh was it still every gas station $30 dude it's all I'm like no way because there was so much the $25 ones are probably tapped out but all the gas stations had it well we still have a bunch but anyways yeah all of a sudden we get a text from Erik hey by the way order Casey's pieces 20 minutes i'm laying in bed in my head like just kind of like all right get up to do this and i'm like no fucking way like this is awesome i woke up and i'm like i'm fucking starving what time was i know we have no plan for breakfast yet and normally throughout the course of the summer we have food and stuff like it's because we're down there so much but now it's just been getting to the end of the year well and just like last two weeks when we were down there like we didn't know if we were going to come back so it was like we basically cleaned everything out but we normally always have like enough to get you over the hump you know like whether if it's you know some muffins that we'll make or like some pop you know a little something or then when we don't room down there high to summer there's like eggs and like we'll have everything for a lot of breakfast on the fly

well because we like to make a big breakfast because a lot of times we'll make a big breakfast snacks on the boat yep and then dinner when we get home then it saves you a little bit of money doing that stuff but yeah i'm like we have fucking nothing here you know it's like it's like half a box of popsicles that just aren't gone yet you know i mean like there's a few things like triscuits i woke up and i was like bush light's not gonna work for breakfast yeah oh so you ordered casey's breakfast pizza yeah oh hell yeah oh yeah that's the jam so we found yours do you know there is a what is right now they have chorizo breakfast pizza and it has jalapenos on it with jalapenos What?

Yes. How have I not heard of this? It's really good. I hate Casey's pizza. Except for the breakfast pizza. I love the breakfast pizza. Oh, no, it's the breakfast pizza. Yeah. But their single slice stuff to the whole pizza, total different. Yeah. Why is that? I've thought that, too. I'll tell you what. Here's what I really hate. Why do you got to cut it so fucking small? Oh, I know. That's why. Well, I mean, that's true. It's like the whole Poncheros thing, which Matt wrote in his email. Yeah. Well, no, we don't need to go down that hole again. I'm just saying. I almost brought tacos. Yeah. I was at Tailgaters before Lagoanahonto was right next door.

Fuck, we still need to go there. I'm going to have it. What is it called? Lagoanahonto? Yeah, it's the place right by like Taj Mahal and Tailgaters. They got a big up front, small restaurant in the back. Pull up there noon on a Friday. Restaurant full of Collins workers, out the door construction people, wiring money back to Mexico or Central America. Really? So don't go Friday But it's hilarious to see But if they're eating there That's the spot to eat It's most authentic Which makes sense why I haven't been there Because I'm a fucking stupid American What do you mean tacos don't come with sour cream Come on I need some sour cream White people taco night Meat, onion, cilantro, lime Cider radishes I mean they're fucking great And that's what I prefer to eat But I don't eat radishes But the rest of it I'm good good palate cleanser between but uh and a lot of times it's so thin yeah yeah i don't know i've just never been into them i don't know why or adamagill's the karachi's harachis harachis the is that well that's originally the mexican word for sandal but um ew think of like a corn masa tortilla okay as a taco and oh so you're the one that introduced me to what is the what is the the taco burger thing.

Torta. Yeah, I never knew what the hell that was, and I had one once. I was like, that's fucking good. Yeah, the bread. That makes it. Diabetes. Well, that explains a lot about both of us. I like it. Dude, I like that I can go to legit places. I can get lengua. I can get tripe. I can get all the fun shit. I still haven't done that. It freaks me out. I know it's stupid. Lengua's the best, dude. Is that tongue? It's beef tongue, and it's so fucking good. No fucking way. I know. See, I can't do it. I'm going to have to be really drunk to even give that a shot. Exactly. That's how I tried sushi, and then I fucking lost it.

You would never know that it's not steak until if you flipped it over and you see. Well, see, I don't. If I put it in front of you in a taco, you would have no idea. And you would be like, that's really good steak. I would agree. Because I don't also, I do not inspect my food. We basically need them to bring us a taco and not tell us. We'll just eat it. We'll be like, that's fucking delicious. Just like a drink, you know what I mean? Where it's like... Trying to get one of these delicious cherries. I mean, those cherries are good. While everybody... Just so everybody knows, why you guys hear all the ice clapping.

Oh, sorry. Everybody's getting the cherries out of the drink. The fucking... Are these Luxardo's? No, they didn't have it at Walmart. Luxardo? Yeah, I had to go to Walmart this morning. They're fucking good. They're still good. Oh, are they? Well, they're soaked in booze. well that does help I fucking love cherries man like I don't even care if they're the bleached Marchino cherries I feel like the fattest kid in the world right now because there's one I couldn't get and I'm like about to like fucking freak out I'm watching you do that it's like when someone has a fat hand and the cat hit the Pringles can I saw him just like I was like spinning around like god damn it I wish I would have had you on camera for that part because he's going to smash the glass in a second I saw him mentally doing gymnastics It kept fucking slipping on it.

Is that Morse code in a sign language? Yeah. It's using all my best moves. Right? All right. So real quick before we go on, just one thing I wanted to say, and I didn't get a second in earlier, but the stick, driving a stick. So I'm about to go to Portugal, and, like, by default, all the rental cars were sticks. Yeah. That's okay. What side of the road are you on? It's the right. it's only like it's only like england and what's on the driver's side what what is the driver's side it's like here okay most of the world is like here most yeah uh is curacao flipped carousel uh drives right hand side but they do have right hand drive cars because in yeah dutch they drive opposite in some areas uh and i last summer down there i'm like i want a right hand drive car like sorry you're american we will not give you a right hand drive car like just Just do it.

Just do it. I'm fine. I'll pay an extra. Yeah. Whatever. I want to feel like a mailman for a day. Driving a stick though. Fuck that. I could do that. That's what I'm saying. That's kind of where I was going. Oh, I'd be fucked. Curse how I would feel a little differently because I think it's smaller, a little more. It's a little touristy-ish. We're going to Portugal. It's not really a tourist destination, if you will. and I'm like I'm not going to be able to read the signs I'm going to be navigating via roads that I don't know I don't really need this extra thing in the equation I love driving a stick but I was just like I don't need another problem to navigate while I probably never thought about that though it's like if you try to make me I can't throw a ball left hand I can't write my name left hand he's a fucking cheater I could not shift left handed I could not drive a stick Dude, I'd be grinding the fuck out of that thing constantly.

Well, I just would be missing... That's what I'm saying, yeah. Or I just... I'm not even sure that my body would work that way. I don't think I realized you were left-handed. Yeah. So you'd have no problem. No, yeah. I mean, I write right-handed. Everything else is left-handed. Really? Well, you don't shift left-handed. I wish. I'm like, can you imagine? You see him driving, he's like... You just flip it back and forth. Which one do you jerk off with? That's how we really know that you're in control. in your only mood. Dude, I want to know that so bad now. Just because Shaun said it. Oh my god, I've never thought of that. Every person I meet now that's left-handed, I'm going to be like, I have a question.

Well, but, you know, they always got to be able to do the stranger, right? The away game. The away game. Yeah, but if you do both, then it's like, I was going to say, wake up. Lefties can probably do the both. No problem. We're going to the closer. They've been forced to learn how use their right hand too much player i'll text hillary when this is over and find out signs in portugal carousels signs make no sense they don't have stop signs what oh no they have a sign that shows like a thin road and then a fat road fat road means they have the right away oh yeah yeah but you don't have to stop it's just like no kind of check check so like you better look because the fat road's coming and they got the thing but if not the first time i was there like why is everyone honking at me and they honk to say thank you what they just like if you let someone in and they give you a little as opposed to well how about big tap is bad yeah and then roundabouts everywhere okay see i'm getting better at roundabouts i am too i kind of i mean i do see the appeal of them now it's the thing is you need the populace to catch on it's like when idiots hit a roundabout you're like that it up for everybody You want to have fun with the roundabout?

8th Ave, 10th Street. Oh, I know. I just did it the other day. Go sit there. People will be in the left lane and they're like, oh, I'm going to go right. And there'll be a car right next to them and just sideswipe the car. Are you talking about in Marion here? No, right by Mercy. At the corner there. Oh, that one was just put in. It's fresh. It's a big dog. They built it smart because a certain spot actually only goes down to one lane. so you have to if you're in the right lane you have to go right right i've thought about that's what the one here in marion is too but people just they don't realize it and then they're like well i'm just gonna squeeze in and it's like the one that fucks me up that tower terrace one have you hit that dude oh the the oh the divergent diamond i've done it what it's called yeah it's a divergent diamond i fucking hate it well and so like even the other day no offense to kara she's a great driver she's better than me but we're going and i'm she's like that's not the turn here I gonna turn here and I like no I like so I did what she said She like oh fuck that not right I was like God damn it like Cuz but it is confusing until you go through it a few times because it has different branches and stuff I think the divergent diamond makes so much fucking sense. It makes it Everyone knows what's going on. Yeah, so right when you come up to it and you're like what the fuck is happening?

I get it But once you've done it and I'm like this makes way more sense But you know it's gonna be a problem when you actually put in somewhere for people to turn around cuz you know that many people are gonna fuck up It's like you can literally just you know what I mean? I don't know. Like I said in five years when it's not new to everybody. Is this right off the exit? Is this right off the tower? Yeah. So I feel like if you go to renew your license right now, you have to take a driving test that goes through a roundabout and through that diamond. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. I don't care what age you are.

Oh my God. So hold on. Also that they learn what the fucking left lanes for. Right. Yeah. clearly that's been the rule the whole time and they can't fucking figure that out yeah i think the only way that they're going to solve that is just start pulling people over so this or just start letting you get fucking right like just yeah and then they go that's your fault yeah i don't think i've brought this up before but it plays perfect to what chaps my ass this week i fucking this just reminded me of it carrot fucking uber driver or not but like the Uber Eats people downtown that just park in the road and then fucking go into a restaurant to get the food.

Oh, yeah. They don't get a spot. Double parking. Motherfucker. Some people do it for like 20 minutes. So one day, like, we went to leave Cliffs or something like that. Can they go to the restaurant? That they were in? Yeah. Need? Yeah, it was. But even fucking people picking up that aren't on doors. Like that. Everybody's in there. Yeah. But it's like, I'm literally blocked in. They might as well just get that whole fucking thing in front of me. I know. Just how busy they are. But I'm blocked in. I literally can't leave. and I'm like, okay, like I'm not mad. Dude, I have a ton of patience, but I'm like five minutes later. I'm like, all right, I'm starting to get fucking annoyed. 10 minutes later. I'm like, I'm going to go into a restaurant. 15 minutes or I went into like, but that was nearest cliffs.

So I went into there and I was like, Hey, and they're like, no, no one's here. I went to need they go. Not that I know of. And I didn't see anyone standing around. So I'm like, I don't know where it would be. So I come back out 10 minutes later. I was literally, I don't care if this makes sound like hearing it's been 25 minutes that I've been waiting to leave. I almost called the non emergency land was like come tow this fucking car was the car running yeah yeah and i fucking dude i was asked what's he gonna do you stole my car you're fucking breaking the law too man i don't know put it in a different fucking place i just want i i honestly was thinking about just getting in and moving it up yeah and then i i left the same time he did and i saw it and i texted it oh yeah yeah because i was like i had had just enough that that i mean i was already fucking hot seeing it yeah just seeing the fact because he's blowing up my phone like I fucking hate people that do that.

And I'm like, it's fine. It'll only be a couple minutes. I was like, I'll go drive that thing down to the river. Yeah. He did. Erik was hot. I was like, I'll come back in my truck and just push it down the street. Like, I don't give a shit. So I just been sitting there with the horn on. And everyone's like, what the fuck? Find the guy who's blocking me in. So 25 minutes, I'm like, I'm fucking seeing red. And this lady comes out of need. Five minutes. Yeah. And she goes to get in her car. And I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind? And so like, she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm like, no. we're so far past I'm sorry 25 minutes I was like what are you thinking and she's like well it was only supposed to I go I don't care but you should be standing there at the window looking at it I go at 5 minutes you should have got your ass out here and moved your fucking car I'm like that is ridiculous I don't think it's acceptable for 1 minute if somebody's walking out of the restaurant and getting into your car other than that go fuck yourself or dropping someone off a minute or two fine it's so simple common courtesy.

And also, you should be sitting in that car looking for somebody trying to get out of the way because you're doing the wrong thing. Or in the fact that if you are in the restaurant and you're waiting a little bit longer, you should be glued to that window going. Exactly. Did anybody come out? Because guess what? Because they could have just parked in your spot then. If they would have started, they could have literally been like, Hey, I'll trade you. You bet. Yep. I'm going to back up. You pull up. It sounds good. Oh, I was so mad. You know what I just pictured in my head right now? What? A Seinfeld episode with Kramer.

I haven't seen it. Just freaking out about, well, no, I don't, probably didn't happen, but I can just see. Oh. But it feels like, it feels like. Honestly, I bet there has to be an episode of that with. Double parking. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Well, so that's what I wonder, too, sometimes when I see stuff like this is like, people in big cities, this has to fucking happen all the time. Well, supposedly it's horrible in Washington, D.C. Oh, really? Everybody has, because there's all the diplomats and they have diplomatic community, they'll just fucking park for hours. They don't care. Like literally they'll just fucking pull up and throw it and park.

Your car doesn't have diplomatic immunity. I'll fucking move it. Yeah. I mean, dude, I just, I'm with you. I'm not rooting for it. I'm saying this is what I've heard that it's like why Washington, D.C. is just terrible down there because there's, it's so much. Yeah. That makes sense. Dude, I can do whatever I want to. Fucking I got in the car. I was like, I wish I would have just slashed their tire. I'm not kidding I usually have a knife on me. I'm like next one dude if I ever have to wait over 20 minutes again I'm fucking cutting your tire. I don't care. I was so mad you do you? Yeah Opposite yeah, the front left back right makes it real. Yeah, then yeah, you know, it wasn't an accident Make sure you get the spare Slide it right in the scene Well while you're looking for that I want to ask Matt just quick Like, as far as, like, you've seen a lot of shit in working, you know, in the industry over the years.

Like, is there any, maybe a story that stands out or, like, whether it was something funny or whether it was someone being an absolute moron or. Because I love these stories. Moron's happening all the time. My favorite one happened probably about a year ago. During lunch, we get people from, like, Transamerica, everything around there coming in. We've just got a big area out there. Yeah. They all pile in In a table of six people Walk by go to check on them ladies drink is empty. Oh Regular diet doesn't look like any diet. Oh My god, that's a step. Oh, I don't miss me. Like nope looks like a new a new personality You said that oh 100% she goes that's not funny everyone around is laughing Neither are you.

Because neither is you. What are you trying to do? Yeah, you're right. It's not funny. It's fucking hilarious. They get their food. She eats real quick. Storms off. It's all one tab. Go to check on them. Drop off the check. And the same guy goes, she wanted us to let you know that she'll never be back. I said, oh, no.

I really hate not to see her ever again. And the guy goes, we're not. No one in the office likes her She always tags along Now we know where we can come And she will never come again There's anyone else in your business Have them sit in the same exact seat Or just wink at me when I walk by Don't forget to tip 20% We'll see you later boys That or Excuse me Public service announcement If you're going to put ketchup on your plate and there's a tray liner Don't put it in the corner try to put it on the middle of the tray liner why oh having a white ketchup off and it gets on your hands oh I guess I've never been like a trailer so we serve all our food on trays and there's like a like the parchment paper oh yeah so they always squirt it in the corner oh and then it's on the tray so yeah as opposed to like if it's on the paper then yeah and then even if you wipe it off gotcha it still dries up and then you have to scrub it extra yeah it's funny too because I I have a thing with my hands being dirty so him just saying like getting catch I say like I had to resonate with you just like exactly why you know I do that or Yeah, ranch ranch on your hands. It smells it doesn't go away slimy. It's greasy Yeah, especially somebody else's ranch long time ago. I did dishes and stuff in restaurants and the ranch like after I sit there for a while So we're in color. Yeah, what's in treatles around the edges? It's like green. It's fucking disgusting. Oh guys keep going Shaun's

Sweating here 12 13 years ago, and I guess no I'm kidding go ahead um they you go through so much rancher that they're making five gallon buckets yes it's in the prep cooler server goes to walk over it the lid slides off and her whole foot and leg goes in i mean you gotta think it's up to meg calf that's so much worse than like i thought you were gonna say like she spilled it or something knee deep in ranch and it's something I have a porn by the way take a bath in it fucking hate every moment I've never seen Shaun like start sweating get out of his talking this was at the beginning of her shit So she goes back to like dish bait like spraying everything off She had to work all Saturday morning or Sunday morning with a shoe Oh A shoe for a ranch Can you imagine the smell oh and the owner was pissed that they had to dump the ranch I would fucking do better in prison than I would in fucking food service. I know that first Hey, they'll give you ranch in prison, too That be my like I go to fucking prison and be put on fucking food service duty

I mean we know that you just need a statue for it Just hit with ranch up to his knee and bronze yeah, oh gross Yeah, and it's like I I'm not a typical island where I'm like I am obsessed with ranch, but I don't mind ranch I'm basically far superior. I can't do blue cheese man. See I love blue cheese, too But not see with wings though. I like ranch. I bet I love blue cheese dressing, but no I'd rather have ranch. I don't. With wings. Be like blue cheese. Ask for a side of crumbles. Blue cheese crumbles? And sprinkle them on your wing while you eat them. So that it's even stinkier. I could see. Yeah, I could do that though.

Yeah. If you asked me five years ago, I would be like, still like, fuck blue cheese. I hate blue cheese. I don't know what it is in the last five years. Battle changed. I was going to say, dude, it changed. Did you used to hate olives and now you love them too? I fucking still hate olives. I love black olives. Don't enjoy green olives green olives don't like black olives pizza nachos and everything love black dude I can't get enough black olives. Oh, it's it's literally the bonding thing my wife and have together that we do not like I can all there nothing. Yeah, it's the only bonding It's the key We'll look at something and be like, black olives, out.

But guess what we both like? Dirty martinis. Which is fucking green. Dirty juice. Dirty vodka or dirty gin? I'll do both. I don't mind the juice because it's salty. It's the rubbery kind of texture. And I want to like them. So I've been like, there's blue cheese. I'm like, yep, this is going to be... Well, no, here's a lot to do. Your palate definitely changes between when you're young and then when you. Well, for sure. 30, 40, right? Yeah. But then I don't know if it changes after that. So it's like, I just don't think you're ever going to like them because there was. I used to hate tomatoes. I used to hate mushrooms.

I fucking love them now. Like, yeah, but black olives. I've always loved all of them. Every single one. But it's the same thing because I don't like the texture of it. I mean, obviously they're salty. So that's I like that. I mean, dude, my favorite pizza and people are like, there's no fucking way. I'm telling you right now, pineapple and black olive. I thought you were a jalapeno guy. I mean, I love jalapenos, too. Throw jalapenos on there and I'm good. But I'm like, those two things together, like the sweet and salty, fuck, it's good. God, you and I could never share a pizza together. No. Typically, I just get Supreme because it's like that has everything I like.

And I order it as long as they don't have black olives on it. Right, exactly. But when the Deadpool Wolverine movie came out, DiGiorno did four special pizzas for it. and one was called the wade special and it was fucking pineapple black olive it was so fucking good because for a frozen pizza frozen pizza sucks there's usually not enough toppings on it right there was so many olives and pineapple on it like i wish i would have stocked up about 40 of them okay so try it you'll hate it but try it i know i want but i want to like them so like and so is ashley so we've tried like multiple times to be like all right this is the one we're gonna grow up and we're gonna like this yeah it just will not it's just not catching the work yeah So if you want sweet, salty pizza, Friday or Sunday.

I know what you're going to say. I know. You can only order through Instagram, by the way. Or Jesse's number. Well, yeah. I'll just have you get me one. They're fancy fave. It's awesome. Yeah. Add pineapple. What's the fancy fave? Pepperoni, thinly sliced red onion, jalapeno. Ooh. Wait, what is this? Do they do honey on that one, or is that a different one? Oh, is this the one that's only, like, you got to. Yep. it's like a pop-up they do it's jesse from lincoln wine but they do he does it through instagram here in town it's kind of you know the way i look at it and we need to get jess we need to talk to jesse i haven't talked to him since we were fucking i used to know him back in the day before like he was in high school yeah like i mean he was friends with my cousin like it yeah like they might have been in fucking eighth grade yeah and i haven't seen him like since then so lincoln wine bars pizza well it looks so fucking good it is like yeah like you want you have it and then you go to like get takeout pizza or order it's just fucking dog shit like it's just not the same so new york 18 inch yeah phenomenal 28 33 dollars depending i don't care i'll pay for good pizza if it's good pizza it's good i like pizza like i'll pay i will house a pie by herself oh yeah so good 5'4".

She doesn't eat like that. A buck 30. Just that good. Yeah. Oh, fuck. All right. Yeah. I got to ask some questions here. Head us with it. Yeah, we didn't have any emails this week. We didn't have any emails this week. Listeners are slacking. Remote producer Benjo said it was tech still cool, question mark, which I think I know where this one's going to go, but tennis. So we used to play a ton of tennis when we were kids. I was going to say I didn't know it was ever cool. but that's just well cool well we used like a lot of actually a lot of the kids in my class play tennis too but then it's like now every everywhere you go they play pickleball which is just easier tennis right but does anybody even play tennis at all like do you ever hear anybody i mean i know they play in high school yeah because like well i know that they do an orange courts are always packed when it's the season but dude i'm sorry that's too much running my barber does your Barber does it? Jimmy Borsch, executive barber.

Where's he at? Executive building right next to Home Depot in front of Eagles. And also I feel like watching tennis is the same as watching golf. You do not get into it until you hit a certain age. See, I have always liked it since I was a kid. You like watching tennis? Fuck yeah. But do you watch anything outside the majors? No. then there you go I'm a major I'll watch the majors only because I watch a lot of fucking sports so I gotta trim it I don't search for a tent I like when the women grunt that's about it I like my tennis like I like my baseball my golf like all these sports I want the highlights show me the fun shit I don't need to sit there and watch them Yeah, by the way, I know how hard it is. I'm not making fun of it. Yeah, it's not entertaining I'm serving the ball a hundred and twelve miles Yeah, it's incredible and I do think it is a legit sport. Oh very but it just doesn't entertain Yeah, just unattainment but can we bring back like a modern John McEnroe? Yes, right?

Just a hot head just dude. I fucking fun someone take John and Oh my god, why am I totally blank on his name? Roger Federer. John Daly. No. Oh, oh. That's who I thought of immediately. Are you talking about tennis player?

Daly would be great, but with Bill Burr. Like that person just ripping into this constantly blowing up. Vane in the forehead. My favorite fucking thing, like random shows up on my For You page now is John Daly. People, like these girls, these girls go out there and convince him to tee off out of their ass. They put a tee between their butt cheeks and hold the ball and he tees off. The whole time he's smoking. He has a beer in his hand. If I'm going to trust someone to do that out of my butt, though, he's one of the ones I would trust. Here's what I love about him. He just fucking leaned into it.

I smoked, I drank, and this is what I'm going to do. I don't know who I am. He tried to do this over, and you kind of went, nope, this is who I am. This is who he is. Here's the thing. Would he have been possibly one of the greatest? He's obviously great. But what do you want? Like, because he was naturally gift. Exactly. If he quit drinking and got into shape, probably. But guess what? That dude's happy as fuck. But that wasn't him though. He wasn't going to be happy doing it. Then he would have fucking. He's here for a good time. Not a long time. I saw him at a Zach Johnson class a couple of years ago.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, really? Someone put fruit in his cooler and he snapped. Yeah. He teed up peaches and apples. Of course it was loaded full of fruit. But have you seen his son? Yeah. Yeah, spitting image. Everything. Well, they've won the father-son whatever tournament that they do. The Tigers played with the son. They went all the time. Alright, here's another one. Skateboarding. When was the last time you saw someone on a skateboard? I see it pretty often just because I tend to go down. I drive by the skate park a lot. But if it wasn't for that, almost never. I don't ever see them anywhere besides the skate park.

Yeah, I don't really either. That has died a lot. i don't know but i know it's bigger in big city like here i haven't seen it much yeah so i was in i was in dubuque and i saw a ton of people doing it but they were doing more like long boards and they were using them like a bike almost like they're just going from point a to point b on them yeah i feel like long boards a little different but i mean it's it's the same concept it's just a big long squirt yeah but it also kind of thing is more of like a cruiser as opposed to doing true yeah well and i also always look to see is it like electric or not because if they're just standing out and never push off it's just wait there's electric i yeah there's electric skateboards yeah they have a little remote control and you just yeah and if you hit that throttle too quick my two younger brothers had one i got on one once nope yeah that's a terrible i feel like that's not a good idea oh you kidding me going up a hill and it's like it's like an electric bike but it's yeah but you have nothing to hold on to really so your balance better be fucking spot on But they better be if you're going to do a fucking...

Yeah, I mean... I guess. I don't know. Give me a segue. God, you old bastard. I mean, even the segue, it's like core. You got to engage your core. Yes. And, you know, I don't know about you guys, but my core is not that great. Mine's fucking rock solid. Hey, underneath all this, you know, padding I got, it's pretty solid. Mine's well protected, for sure. Exactly. All right. Paintball. such a blast um throughout the years still haven't heard about it forever i agree it's definitely still cool it's always been fun but but yeah it's funny when we were younger it was like a bigger deal like he heard about it more yeah i just don't know if i grew out of it but i'm like i don't see cooper talk about it anymore and that feels like he's getting right to that age where that's the thing and all in all the years of like my kids being i've never heard anyone it did kind of have a fad but like there were also with that fad a ton of places blew up and started doing it and then some of them have closed well and kind of so airsoft got big and so like people were starting to play that more so i don't know if that replaced it or that's even i don't see anything about that anymore i mean i think airsoft sounds cool but it's not the same but then also just i can see the appeal it's less maintenance okay there is this guy on youtube that i've like clips would pop up but he's got like a sniper rifle airsoft gun with like a gopro and so we'd like shoot someone and they're like where the fuck did that come and so guys would to try to play off like I didn't get hit and he's like okay so he'd send the next one like right between their eyes and they're like fuck okay I'm out like they tried cheating and he's like I'm not gonna let you cheat a lot of those there's a ton in like Europe like London

yeah I think that's where he was from there's a ton of those they have huge leagues well yeah because they're not allowed to own guns we like to do the real thing it's the next best thing mate I mean find out if you're someone's going to do it just get on eBay find a Tipman 98 custom there you go everyone had when I was Early 2000s I remember we went and did paintball once We went to a place and it was fucking awesome But I had no idea what I was getting into One of my buddies was in full camo gear And I showed up in a fucking red shirt You know what I mean? And I was just like You could ever see him and he just lit us all up That was ours That's fucked up That's fucked up for sure It's like a fucking bullet I got shot point blank By my buddy Nick on accident he thought the gun was jammed and fucking just shot and I was like Oh Fucking dark I touched my neck and I'm like it's yellow paint and blood like it split my skin open and I was like And someone said like a few years ago. They're like is that way of a thing about your neck like you don't like you I go fuck maybe like I don't know cuz I don't like my neck being touched what we had orange going on is that red red and yellows gonna make us warm yeah it was fucking but it was blood anyway worst hickey of my life no i'm like a oh 304 friday night group of us decided to get back in uh in the back of a truck

a bunch of paintball guns yep yep no no no good yeah i was gonna say we used to do it off a buddy's front he lived on mountain road we just used to shoot up but we would wait for like delivery truck semis because like they know Big targets But the coolest one I ever did was there was a sunbeam truck going by And it had the big girl face on it And I just went to hit it. It hit her right between the fucking eyes. And I was like, I could never do that again if I tried. Like I just got so lucky. Now I want to shoot a paintball gun again. All right. Well, here we go. I used to play all the time. It was like at least once a month.

We didn't really play paintball though. It's like we would go like light up a friend's house or car. There's still an indoor place in Des Moines. I was just there last year. Yeah, because I've only done the one. And I remember the first game we played where you protect the president or whatever. Yeah. I was a fucking president. Oh, shit. So it was like, and we won, so I didn't get hit. So I didn't get hit at all. I didn't get hit for the first three games. The anticipation was built up so much. Like I was fucking scared. Like I thought I was going to die. You know what I mean? I'm so fucking scared.

it's like it's like football like you're all worried to get hit then you get hit you're like that's totally good to go it's not that bad oh my god i was like i'm gonna die like i don't want to do this anymore like yeah yeah so it definitely depends where you get hit like point blank in the neck i can promise you sucks all right how about tp a tree you ever see tp in any mark i just saw some friends uh around like homecoming their daughter got he said maybe until the the toilet paper is not so expensive and also everybody has cameras now so that's the problem dude all the fun shit we did as kids gone like we used to tp all the time like my class it was somebody got hit every bat and eggs i think what's weird though we never did eggs see we weren't like my parents were like fine with us tp in yeah because it doesn't hurt but you're like you're not going to throw any you're not going to ruin somebody's house like yeah the worst you're gonna do is make it they have to pick some shit up i still feel the same way i would be pissed off about eggs yeah oh i would now but when like when you're a kid you're not well eggs i never did it expensive yeah i would definitely not toilet paper right there come on yeah even as a kid i was like i don't want to damage somebody's property i it's okay to do this like prank and be silly shit and whatever like i would literally rather take a dog a bag of dog shit and put it on their porch because he called the shit poop i know i was gonna say sean with the toilet paper though is small towns it's a little different because like i think here i've noticed that it's like somebody goes and teepees a house in my hometown even to this day like i was just down there two weekends

ago it was homecoming the entire fucking town is covered in toilet paper oh really like you drive down the street and every single house is tp'd which i would like to say quick by the way do for homecoming it like does it ruin anything no but when it rains that fucking it sucks it takes oh it's fucking my dad used to get so he'd wake up like we'd wake up on saturday and all of a sudden and you're, God damn it, Shaun, get out. The gas crash. But it was like pretty and white, you know, and all that stuff. Until it rains. Or then like, yeah, it's just weeks before you get it all out of the tree. It's too much, man.

What about forking lawns? I remember hearing about that. I never did it. I never did it. We were never allowed to do that either. Put them in, snap them off. Put them in, snap them off. We were never allowed to do that either. Or like, I just, I guess I could. I just never did it because that was like one of those things like. They have to go pick them all up because you can't mow. Well, you shouldn't mow over it. So it's like if you snap them off. Then it's hard to pull them out. Yeah. But why can't you just mow over it? You'd have a million plastic pieces all over your yard. I don't give a fuck.

You will. Dude, imagine that many forks. Well, I was going to say that much plastic. You'd see it. I don't think you want to find out. Yeah. I don't think this is what we're going to do. Why'd you bring this up? Note to suit. Yeah. Erik's lawn. Erik's lawn. We did that to a previous boss where we did like half full water cups, like just disposable cups, but we put them all over the office. Like, oh, I mean, you couldn't walk anywhere. So it like took him a couple hours to fucking grab them all and pour the water out and harmless fun. We, we did a, we TP'd somebody's office, but like wrapped every single fucking thing in his office in tinfoil.

I was going to say, I didn't say TP, but we did a little, yeah. I've done that before. Yeah. The pencils, the fucking. Yeah. Every item. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. say good harmless fun uh so those college or not like senior pranks so we never did that but the greatest one i've ever seen was this i can't even remember what state it was in but i'm guaranteed you could find online they bought like this giant dildo it's the biggest dildo i've ever seen i mean it had to be like a 500 to a thousand hours it's that big like you could wrap your arms around it and they fucking like rubber concreted it to the middle of like the gym floor so like and covered it in lube.

So they couldn't pull it off. They had to bust up the fucking... They had to bring up the floor. They had to get a Sawzall to cut it just so people couldn't see it anymore and then have someone come out and strip it and pry it off and then fix the floor. They got deep shit. It's a floor scraper, like an icebreaker? It wouldn't cut through it. But then they went to rip it on there. It's all covered and lubed up. We did a terrible one in my school. Okay.

Has the statute of limitations ran? I hope so We Caught a big fish Or well not Someone did I mean it was a decent size 16-18 inches They gutted it Took all the guts out And then put it in the ceiling tile Of our least favorite teacher Have you guys ever seen the movie Dirty Work? Or it makes me think of Grumpy Old Man Just even want to throw the fish right there Yeah, dude, I love dirty work. That's what it reminds me of. Oh, that would smell so bad. Oh, we didn't do it our year. We graduated. We waited until the next year. That's smart. Yeah. And then hit it. Yeah. Then they wouldn't think it was you.

Yeah. You're gone. That's great. Yeah, you're not hurting anything. It's just going to smell really bad for a while. Feel free to write in any of your senior pranks that you pulled. Yeah, send this here. We're pretty good here for it. All right, last one. how about kids um playing video games like madden with two controllers on the same tv remember we used to play like it was like straight up like yeah you could see each other's plays like well you just but we had one screen it like now everything's online so you have your own deal but it was like we had one screen yeah i mean we talked about that once where like i'd play goldeneye and we would put a sheet in the middle and that's right under it because it's like that was the only way to not see someone's screen yeah yeah so i get it with the shooters the football is a little different because you're basically taking turns, right?

Well, you're offense and defense. Oh yeah. But like, but I mean, in that scenario, are they able to see the play that you pick? Well, no, because there's four plays. It would show three or four. So you knew it was one of those. Yeah. So you didn't know the exact one, but you knew like X triangle, circle, square. They had to pick now. Then you could always call an audible. Yeah. But so you had an idea, but I'm just saying even like just the old tech, football right picked it and i was like yeah well fucking tecmo football the only play was i would always do the uh worn moon running all the way back to the end zone and just yeah so that's how you're gonna know i'm younger than all of you anyone have a dreamcast yeah yeah i i buddy did. I didn't have it.

Or no, I had a same Saturn slot that you could put in for 2K. You could select your plays off of the memory card slot. Really? So it would never show up on the screen. Well, and didn't the Dreamcast have the little, like, mini screen on the controller? That's what you had to buy the separate part that... Yeah. I forgot about that. No. Okay. Yeah. That made a lot of sense. I always wondered why they had the thing on the controller, but... Yeah. I mean, everything with kids these days like my son recently was excited for this video game that came out and he was going to play it with his buddy leland and they found out it's not cross console so like leland plays on xbox oh yeah so they can't play together yeah and i'm like how in this day and age is not every night do that yeah you're you're just fucking stupid because it doesn't work because there's been a yeah cooper and his friends same thing they'll run in that like so we don't even play that dad yeah yeah there was i mean uh overwatch used to not be cross and so like it sucked for like kids were like oh i can't play with my friends because they all have xboxes yeah whatever but all the big ones now are moving to that cross platform but as they should i feel like you're an idiot not to but what the hell do i know i'm just an old dude yeah so yeah i don't know but i was trying to god damn i was just gonna say something about logan with that game but now i can't think of it fuck getting old sucks it does suck dude i this we were talking the other day and logan said something he goes i just i can't remember like what to do or i can't i might not forget and i'm like use your calendar and i go wait a minute you're fucking 17 how's your

memory you're forgetting what do you mean you're forgetting dude i told him i go put it on your calendar then but i'm like i would forget my own asshole if i didn't use my calendar right i forget everything but i've earned that you're 17 you should say i've drank a lot i've had head trauma leave me alone yeah and to deal with your ass there's some accidents here there so i had to raise your ass yeah fuck no shit yeah he's gonna be 18 this month oh yeah it's that's a whole thing because i like you know i'm your job as a parent is to raise him be like hey i did it so it's like i should be happy but i'm like fuck and he's already like playing we're talking about his first tattoo and all this that's like all right what does he want i don't know if i should say this He has a lot of things going crossbones like Tribal on his arm, you know Yeah, no he'd mom with the heart Fucking awesome. No, it's one of those things where it's like he wants legit stuff that he likes But I'm just trying to remind him like hey most people at 18 years old Have a tattoo they regret. Oh, I can show you a very big one I would love to see that in a minute, but yes, we're gonna see that but that's the How have I never seen that is it? Oh my god, how old were you?

Holy fuck all right, so we're looking at a Martian What is it his name's Alfred Holy It's big yeah, do you do this yourself is that a prison tat?

yeah that's amazing good idea dude i've swam with you multiple times and i feel like i never even noticed that funny thing is i don't think it looks that bad but i just think no it doesn't it's more just and it's just that huge it's big like it takes up his whole usually everybody is like oh i got some tribal on my arm or whatever bullshit i got a mermaid as a tramp stamp or i got dolphins swimming around the world yeah oh my god that was a big one i forgot about that one do you know gary lawrenson no i only know i know you we talked about getting the jaeger logo at 18 no no no but the cross is upside down as a tramp stamp fuck it you're here for a good time not a long time whatever the best tattoo I know of is somebody that had to pay off a bet that has a porn star on his butt cheek what Caten yep hold on if Chris is because Chris listens this is my favorite story about him before you get into that it is the ultimate payoff they made a bet in the playoffs absolutely and it was he owned it was the basket it was when um the heat were playing the mavericks this was a long time and it was like so it was like shack whatever i don't remember and i think it might have been the mavericks that were up like three nothing and his roommate made the bet so and chris took he's like yeah so i have like one more to win and i'll do it and the bet was it's got to end up on your ass like you have to get this picture of this porn store on your ass which was a dude by the way yeah it was just like internet like meme video not even a good

porn star just so they have this and it fucking x4 games like went out and he lost like but he owned it he did he owned it and i had a lot of respect for him he has a fucking tattoo on his ass on his butt cheek but my favorite thing like that no but i love it because so we were hanging out once and i can't remember who it was but said to him like dude why did like it was a girl it was one of our girlfriends and she was like why would you do that like what are what are future dates gonna think and like blah blah and he goes hey if that makes her not love me then i don't want to be with her anyway yeah and i was like goddamn right like that is like fair that is so i'm somebody who pays my bets if someone's got a problem with that and they got like this makes me not marriage material i don't want to fucking be married to you anyway it's like that's a real your ass not on your face exactly yeah but it's fucking big on his butt cheek like it is it takes up is it that big i mean i haven't seen it in a long time it was like that right on a butt yeah what are you talking about like i mean like an amount yeah why i mean kate has a huge ass too like he's got the biggest bubble butt in the world but like do you have any do you have any bet tattoos because you have a fuckload of tattoos so some of them could be bets no i don't think i have any bets uh garen and i we do have another uh taco tattoos um he's a big taco fan yeah well What are your license plates?

Moped is... Maybe you shouldn't say. Queso. Say one's Verde. And the car's Verde. Yeah. And Hilary's car used to be fajitas. Oh, it's not anymore? No, she didn't want personalized plates anymore. Because people would pull up behind her and honk and fuck life. Okay, so that's the thing. I had this personal plate I wanted so bad. And then the more I've thought about it, I'm like, I don't think I'm going to do it. Because I don't want people knowing me that well. Like, let's say someone gets pissed off at me driving or whatever. It's like they fucking are never going to forget the plate. know what I mean? So I think I'm gonna pass. Yeah, I knew a guy that owned an insurance company that had his whole truck wrapped in his insurance stuff. He's like, I get more fucking calls about people pissed about my driving. But Hiller and I, we have semi-matching tattoos. We each have coordinates on our ankle of different stuff. Mine that I have on her is we're in Carousel. I think I know this one. Are you gonna say it? Oh, yeah. Oh, Hiller I'm sorry. I was I didn't think you're gonna say it We're leaving this one beach called the boy Bay Beautiful water sea turtles everywhere and fly my drone and I look over at her and she's us pale and sweating Babe, what's wrong? She goes I'm shitting Dude every time I see her I just go I'm shitting I'll see a little bit of an IPS flare, but it's fine and I was like I'm getting this tattooed on my follow up a couple years later three of us were for

Burt Kreischer in Des Moines I come out of the hotel severely hungover all I wanted was Manhattan Deli I don't know if you ever had Manhattan Deli in Des Moines their pasta salad I'll have to have that it's Sunday I will go to look up the location I know it's on Ingersoll but where closed one single tear runs down my face And she just starts laughing. Oh fat boy, are you?

You don't understand you've never had it You need to have this don't get it don't get it It's experience away from us. Yeah, and so she went and got the coordinates of where I cried over like that That's fuck fuck. Yeah, I like it I'd cry over pasta salad that is hilarious Hilarious. We're heading to Des Moines this weekend for her cousin's wedding. I'm like, I'm getting this pasta salad. How? Oh, they were just closed that day. They didn't close permanently. No, they're just closed on Sundays. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, so when you get it and she loves it, then she's going to need to get the coordinates again like, this is the best pasta salad ever.

And you can be like, after she eats, you'll be like, I hope you shit your pants. And then, oh, God, I shouldn't. I joined the club. I texted her. I was pulling stuff off the grill and I trusted a fart.

See, I don't know what we talked about on the podcast. I've never shit my pants. And everyone's like, everyone over 40 shit their pants. I've been lucky. I haven't done it. It's not my thing either. I'm not 40 yet. I know, but I'm just saying, like, people think I should have done it by now. Give it time. Yeah. How old are you? 35? 37. 37. Okay. And so pulling stuff off the grill and, like, she's behind me. And I was like, I turned around and hated it to her. And she just looked at me. Hmm I go to the bathroom. I text Mike. Yes. I don't even know what the time was I texture like at 737 on this day. I joined the club She'll see this won't be the first time yeah, this won't be the last time That's just the start of a slippery slope if you will because yeah, you're just asking for it I mean, I've had somewhere I was like, oh shit like I Almost maybe did but I've never done it. Yeah, I'm thankful for it. I'm trying to keep it that way Yeah, it's been good, too.

I'm really shocked that it hasn't happened on a bike trip. No shit. For you, yeah. All that rumbling. All that, yeah. The fumbling and drinking. All the drinking and greasy food and all the things, but no. Oh, I don't know how it happened. It didn't happen at Furnace Fest. We ate Taco Bell every night.

Hold on. You ate Taco Bell every night and then went and mosh pitted the next day. It's like, yeah, you're asking to shit yourself. We went to the same Taco Bell every night. Five of us in the same white van. same lady working every night by night five she's like am I being punked? What's going on here? It's the same order every time and we pulled up she's like well yeah I figured this was you guys yeah well we're drinking again so can we just call this order number two?

oh lord oh yeah you guys ready for a dad joke? yes sir All right. I got a nice easy one for us. Ooh, pressure's on now. Did you hear about the butter?

Turn in. I don't know. Like it's split. What? I'm not going to spread the rumor. Jesus Christ. You fucking idiot. Big stupid idiot, you. All right. Oh, my God. Wait. I know you just told me. It's more fun because he gets pissed off now. I do get pissed off. I know. It's the best part. It pisses me off. I don't. This isn't an act. I legit get mad every fucking time. I had to say quick because he talked about, I know we did the joke, but real quick, you did the, you said your bet thing and you got fucked over by that one right before the podcast. I had seen this video and Erik sent it to us. I can't remember the guy's name.

It was big cat. It was on bar stool or whatever. Yeah. He fucking had put $150 on Jared golf to be the first touchdown of the game. They're watching it live while doing like their podcast. And it hits he Jared golf getting a touch. It means he had to run it in or catch a pass. It doesn't happen. And he never does either. Never does it. Yeah. It was like 1900 to one or something like that. So it was like, it was like 13 grand, I think. Yeah. It was $150 to win $13,000. So like they're watching him and he's like fucking elated and they're talking about it. And all of a sudden really late, this flag comes flying out.

Yes. Yeah. And they're like illegal formation or I think it was a legal shift. Yeah. And then you watch this guy's just. But I mean, $13,000. Off $150. Yeah. Well, but so the other thing too is he wins frequently. That guy does. They did say he wins all the time. and everybody gets all pissed because he wins a lot yeah but you could just and they were even saying that there's like if anybody listens to this show and isn't pissed at hank yeah fuck you but then i love it to happen so unbelievable like rare yeah and he almost fucking dropped the ball if you saw the play he almost dropped it almost got intercepted a little bit you know and then it scored and then all of a sudden this is a late flag like it's like a series of events that like are unbelievable but to watch someone go through that range of emotions in like three minutes.

You're like, Jesus Christ. You just lived a lifetime, brother. A rich person not making money. Well, yeah, that's just it. If he's clearly betting $150 on that rare of a thing to happen, he's clearly probably doing okay. Or he's fucking broke. Or he's degenerate. I mean, what are you talking about? I also wonder too sometimes with that. I was thinking that when they said $150, I'm like, so how much, what's the number that you're winning per week that you're like, $150 is okay? On this goofy bet. that so that that's the thing where i've never understood is like people are like i won and i'm like okay but did you like you're only winning if you're up money right it's like you can't just go like you won that bet right did you win any other bets or how much you're down like i won that 200 i'm still down but i'm barely down now i bet overall like through anything anybody i've ever done i'm down like 40 bucks now but it's like because i've had a really good like month but i won i it wasn't sports betting but i won basically three grand on something and god yeah you did. And that was awesome. But then I was like, oh, well, I got to play a couple of these games just to like, I'm not going to take the money and run.

You know, like you win the big poker game and you're like, all right, I'm going to take your ball and you go home. Say, you know how many times I won and took my ball home. I'm just saying you play a couple more. Like maybe your luck's still going. If you're taking it from other people, then like at the table, then you got to stick around, take it from a corporation, fucking take your ball and go home. You know, yeah, fuck that. I'm going. Yeah. All right. Anyway, I had to say that. But yeah, thank you everyone for listening. We appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you for being on. Thank you for being a listener from the jump.

You've been a listener from day one. One of the OGs. And the first person to give us gifts and multiple gifts. I know. And make us drinks. And it's worked out great because a couple people have started doing that. Yeah. We owe you. We owe you. Everyone's trying to be like you. We love it. Because we're definitely not making money off it. We're doing it for fun. God damn it. Don't be lucky. Yeah. But I was going to say, if you're ever like, please go out to Quentin's, have him make you a drink. He makes fucking killer cocktails. Yes. If you got anything to plug or say. Just the C Street location.

Oh, yeah. I should have specified that. 5741 C Street Southwest. Yep. Good time out there. Good beers on tap. Good food. Food's fucking delicious. Lots of tap lines. It's all good. Yeah. So get yourself out there. If you need any coworkers, like, you know, kicked off the team. Bring them out there. I got no problem. They're here. They're team players. Just let them know what you want to do here. Point them out to Matt when you walk in. You'll be fine. But thank you guys for listening. Shoot in some emails. Otherwise, we'll see you in a week. Well, hold on. We're still at email us at we're still cool, right?

Yep. We're still cool, right? At gmail.com. Email.com. Same as all the socials. So this will come out on Wednesday again. Share and tell your friends about it. We really appreciate it. Like and follow us. Yep. Happy birthday to my dog. Atta boy, Stark. Yeah. All right. See you next week. Later, everybody. See ya.