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We are back in the studio for another great episode of We're Still Cool, Right?! In this episode we dive into sketchy browser history, what order do you get dressed, and sport bars with pools. Come join us for another great episode!

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This buds for you. And I said that because there may be a video coming. If it hasn't already, you'll know what that means. I've got to tell you, I'm real proud of you for your entrance. Because it really does. It's an honest laugh. Because I had no idea. I know. I've only known once what you were going to say. Yeah. And I just think it's because we all already knew you were going to say that. Oh, great girl, huge bush. Yeah.

So we all knew that one was coming. Or I would have stolen the intro just for that. Yeah, it's really hard to come up with something sometimes. And then I'm like, something always just ends up hitting me. And I don't like you guys to know ahead of time. Because it's like, I want a genuine reaction. That was perfect. So yeah, this one's for all of you listening, by the way. And with that sound, we're back again. So welcome for everyone here tuning in. If you join us every week, welcome back. If you're new, we generally like to kick it off with a drink. But this is the We're Still Cool Right podcast.

And I am Shaun. And I am Mike. And I am Erik. So let's get it going with this drink. What do you think? Yeah, I'm ready, dude, because one, this looks good. And two, I know we're sending it. So I'd rather get it out of the way. We're going to send it. We're going big here, guys. So it was my week. And I just love the name. It's a Bromosa. It's so good. It's such a good name. Fucking Bromosa. And I'm not a big mimosa drinker. I'm not either. But you call something a Bromosa, and I'm fucking sending it. Sometimes it just comes to you, and that's just, you know, you look at the right TikTok, and that's where it's supposed to be.

I fucking dig it. It is a can of beer, light beer of your choice. We want a bush light. a little dash of orange juice and a shot of vodka. Just a shot. And, you know, most people just take it as a drink. We're going to chug the whole thing. Yeah, because we're fucking nuts. And you got this from a golf cart drink lady, right? So shout out to all you golf cart ladies. Yeah, for real. You're the ones who make this all happen. They make such great drinks. Like, I love when those pop up. She does a great one, too. I just never remember. I know. We're bad. I feel bad about that. We're working on it.

We'll get better. So. All right. Erik, you got some music ready? Because something tells me this is going to take at least, I don't know, eight seconds. A lot of little tunes for you. Here's a little intermission music for you. Cheers. Cheers, everybody. Cheers. Cheers. Woo! Oh, man. My tum-tum was very full. I got toward that last 10%, and I was like, Mike, you might not get there. I had to take a quick rest, and normally that's not like me. Well, here's the thing. like obviously we're bros we chug beers and stuff because we're ridiculous children but i can chug 12 ounces easy no problem yeah but there's something about 16 that fucking that last little kick ladies listen up four inches is a big deal or ounces i'm not ounces you know what i mean but it all adds up holy shit yeah i i see people send 16 and 20 ounce beers like they're nothing i'm like where are you putting that i don't get it put that baby right on the trim too so that was all that was all of 16 therefore it so but and it's in a cup too like if it was in a can i could shotgun 16 ounces yeah i can't even do that i mean i can but it hurts like i get i'm usually bent over at the end of it so that sounds bad i'm always just worried i'm gonna spill out the sides of my mouth when i'm chugging out of a cup so that's true uh that being said it wasn't that bad no it's pretty good it's delicious yeah so i remember back in the day our friend steffy you

know steffy grew up with her she uh she would drink this was a long time ago but she would drink mickeys with oj and i always and i'd never heard of that and then i tried it she's like don't knock it and then i tried i'm like oh this is actually pretty fucking good so i see it i get it that happens every time i'm with her we end up drinking something i'm like what is that and i'm like oh this is pretty fucking good yeah so yeah shout out to yeah i've seen people do just you know bush light and orange juice like a beer mosa i haven't real i mean i guess maybe i have i just throw a vodka it was pretty good grow it up a little i could uh see that being the new saturday opener i would try another one of those with whiskey in it i feel like that could be all right yeah a little slight burn to it give me those good very many variations i call those the piss shivers you know when you piss and it's so good you're like so yeah uh but speaking of shotgunning i believe i saw a video of you doing one of those on a boat this weekend yeah yeah i mean you can see how little i shotgun right well i mean you guys have to teach me how it was a solid b minus for effort twice twice in my face yeah you got to learn about that little air bubble that's in there that's that makes the world of difference see i don't know how to do it so yeah but we're the ways yeah we were sitting there in the cove and we had just got there and i'm like you want to do a chug ashley's like we should definitely shotgun a beer i'm like all right sounds good let's send to him you know and i mean that's yeah i mean it's also awesome having like a wife or you know whatever that's like shout out to ashley that's like let's fucking do this so like yes girl we

did one uh i had some people over for the iowa game this weekend and was it halftime we went out we went on the deck and decided we'll do a shotgun just one and poor kara she went to do it and like she's got long nails so it's like she goes to open it not only does she miss it but the the tab spins so it's like at the back so she's like trying to crack it and she can't get it and she opened it a little bit of it spilled out you know it's always i laugh every time someone does it and it hits the ground like so i mean did you just show her my video of oh she's facial twice like oh yeah i did it with mine that was like all over it and then sean loves white sudsies on his face she goes here you're gonna have to open i'm like okay bam again i take the shot i loved it with hers when you're opening her she's like trying to hold the beer on your stomach to get it from falling all the way down fool me once shame on me it was entertaining all right so how was the rest of your weekend it was good it looked fun it was good i mean it was perfect we just uh we went went down friday night and it was oh so it was quiet down there we were boating around and i mean it was great there was hardly any waves i didn't and it was still warm wasn't like it was hot like here I mean, it was 82 or something like that.

It was actually cooler down there than it was back here. Yeah. But, yeah, it was like, yeah, 82 or somewhere around there. Cooper had a buddy come down. So we went to one of the bars down there that has a slide, you know, so they could do that. But it was dead. I mean, it's one of the places you go to normally. It's like house music. Was that actually coconuts? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. You guys have been there. Yeah. Well, yeah. And it was when we went, it was fucking insane. Well, you know the side that we were on. This is the other side. So when you walk in on the right side, it's family friendly.

So that's a weird. We kind of walked by that when we were coming in. So when you walk in, there's a building in the middle that kind of divides it. So then that way, like when the kids are over there, you're not actually seeing what's going on in the adult pool. You know what I mean? Like kind of, it does have some good separation, but it was so dead, you know, that we're like, okay, there's nobody there. And we rolled up to the bar thinking, and I'm like, we have our pick of the TVs. I'll be able to turn on. Really? Turn on fucking no sports. What? She goes, sorry, we don't have football here.

We just have those TVs on like chive or something like that. I'm like, what? What's the point? I'm like, really? And Ashley's like, is it just maybe, is there like inside too? And she goes, no, we're not a sports bar. I'm like, I get it. But I'm like, you're silly not to have people that fucking do, you know, chugging and doing all the shit that you like, like fucking sports too. So it's not like a, right. I get it that you might not be like throwing the flag for whatever sport team or whatever. Like it's going to be the main thing. but I was like, and there was five other guys at the bar. Everybody had their phone out.

She goes, they're just watching on their phone and kind of walked away. And I'm like, must be the end of the season, right? You know, we're making any more money right now. And like sucks working that day, I guess, whatever. And it's also like, we're not asking you to fucking pay five grand for NFL ticket. It's like, you don't have basic cable. You can't turn on ESPN. Well, I was like, you don't have like, I mean, yeah. That's weird. But in my head, I'm also like, then why do you have fucking 40 TVs at this place? Right. to watch chive no one's no one yeah i was like it seemed like just a huge waste of money like you know what you should have like we have them on funny videos or something like let me say you basically just have youtube like yeah streaming something up there i'm like well you're halfway there well and i thought you know a little bit more and get the goddamn one of the state you know basic cable like whatever well when you said like when she goes we're not a sports bar you should have been like are you a trivia bar because like usually when chives on like a lot of bars have chive like trivia and you can play it from your phone and stuff but i'm like no one's doing that here it's chicks on their bachelorette parties and and and family friendly on the other side so so i roll up because notre dame played at 11 so we got there before and i wanted to watch that one and i mean when i'm walking up i'm like this is gonna be fucking perfect kids will kick it over here i'm gonna they're gonna actually turn it to the game that i wanted to be on i'll be able to sit like this is shaping up to be the perfect day and then they didn't do that well we already paid for the boys to go down the slides you know so that was like whatever 30 bucks or whatever for them to do it yeah and so i'm like well ashley's like kind of getting mad and i'm like i'm not

going to dwell on this i'm just i'm like it's not that big of a deal notre dame's going to beat the shit out of and they did and they did so i'm like i don't need to see it whatever and we had plans to be there for a little bit and then we're going to head to a different place to watch the hawk game anyway so it wasn't that big of a deal then you know i was like all right but ashley was i love she's getting fiery. She's like, I'm kind of pissed. She's a fiery little lady. She's not willing to back down from anybody. And I'm like, all right, babes, let's just choose to take the happy real. Hold me back, Shaun.

Hold me back. And then she's like, I don't really like the way that girl talked. What do you mean? You're not a sport. I'm like, all right, so I'm not crazy. I might go fuck someone up right now. She's like, well, are you a fucking cool bar? I don't know. What are you then? It's just obnoxious just because it's not hard to have basic stuff well because i was like i don't expect you to have it like blasted through the stereo system and everything you have your music and like but how do you not like that's like part of any bar yeah you know what else isn't a sports bar fucking broke down bars have atv with exactly my point yeah it's like no you go to the shit hole in the world they have a maybe it's a nine inch tv maybe fucking sports but there's a fucking game on yeah like it's just so to me i'm like yeah that's weird you know well no don't go there for sports i guess well i know and then and then i'm like ashley this is probably exactly what there's fucking nobody here you know i mean like because great at the lake was dead but then we went to another place that has sports on place was packed the whole pool you know everyone around yeah problem they had is the hawk the hawk game was streaming on peacock which was stupid so they had one tv that was set up for streaming and i get that yeah because they're like we try our back you know we have these many tvs and like we can only do and they're like people don't you know it's a summer place so they're like it's not like we're huge into football it's not like a big attraction for them they're actually slowing down right now like yeah which i told you guys that half off oh dude you know we would have

saved so much money so that's when ashley dropped that in the chat saying uh we need to think about an adult weekend around this time. Yeah. Because it really is. We got up there and it was half off. Everything. Everything. Beer or all the drinks and food. And then 25% off if you want to go get shirts and shit like that. Yeah. We would have saved $500 that day. Yeah. We would have saved a lot. I mean, it would have been impressive to see what our tabs still could have been, even a half off. Oh, that's true. Like, guys, here's the deal. We're trying to bring $500. Here's the deal, boys. We need 14 Shot Skis right now.

There'd be way more Shot Skis and just as many dumped on people. Yeah. What'd you do? We were close to beating our record, so I just bought one and threw it away. No, we didn't. You guys all stink. Yeah, we're covered in beer. Or fucking liquor, whatever. Did you just throw that in the trash? Yeah, none of us needed more liquor, but I'm not losing the record here. We're here for the principle of the matter, and goddamn it, we're beating that record. Okay, and this world of records is going to come around the corner any minute. We're going to get in the book. so it ended up being really cool it's just actually like a beautiful day and being out of the water and then you know then when we get to the other place it was hard because i could see the iowa game but there was it was anything got any close moment people would stand up and i'd kind of miss what was going on so i missed like the i learned that the you know they missed the kick yeah like i just kind of figured out through the whole thing but um but it was still yeah and But were you in a pool?

I was, yes. I was in a pool. I was in a pool, you know, and then, yeah. It's Erik's dream. Like what he did at your house a couple weeks ago. Yeah. Erik's just hard as a rock right now. He's like, wait, you were in water watching football? Oh, God. Can I jump off the boat, too? Hey, fuck you. I was just thinking that. I'm like, get back in the boat, bitch. Like, God, stop jumping off the boat. I need you to get back in the boat. God. If we've learned anything through this podcast, Erik likes water and he's going to get in there one way or another. He's also a big dude, so stopping him is also not...

Wouldn't be fun. I'd be curious to see if it was Erik and your dog on the boat together and we just let them both off their leashes. Who jumps in the fucking water first? Stark. Yeah. Because here's why. Stark can't say, is the engine off? But Erik can. Stark's like, booo! I think we have to hold both their collars and they just go fucking jumping together. The dog's a fucking psychopath. Yeah. You know what's so bad about him, though? I was walking him the other day, and in Kara's place, there's this part where there's a drainage ditch. And he was sitting there. It was dark. I couldn't see it.

And I heard him walk, and I heard a splash. And I'm like, no! And I yanked his thing because I'm like, no, I caught him. But he would have literally instantly just rolled and just been covered in nasty. So you just got the bottom? He just got his feet. Oh, you do yanked him after. Dude, I heard a splash, and I've never yanked. That sounds bad. I've never yanked it faster. especially that's not true because kathy ireland in the 90s i ate it pretty fast but i digress somebody stopped me my dog my dog's a fucking problem to say the least yeah i cannot have him around water because if there's just a puddle he'll lay down it and he'll just roll in i i want you to spill a drink on the ground he's like oh gotta get some of that liquid on here yeah dude i can't have too big of a water bowl for him like if i like we've went to friends houses where they have the giant like it glugs down but it's got a huge base. Yeah. He'll fucking he'll try to swim in it. So he just dishes it all out.

Somehow I just love that about him. It's kind of endearing. It's endearing because it's not your guys' fucking dog. It's like when a kid's an asshole and you're like that's kind of funny. No. It's funny to you because you don't have to deal with it. Yeah because I get to go home. Exactly. He's actually just a dog. He's just a good adult. He's just happy. He lives in the moment. He's nice. He's kind. When things get loud, he goes and hides in the tub. It's tubby time. You'd think he'd seen something. He's got some PTSD. Shit got crazy and for him. He's like, there's Charlie's in the trees. By the way, the Charlie's in the trees are Amazon packages. That's the thing he's most scared of.

I wonder if there's a swimming pool and an Amazon package dropped at the same time. He would dump he would jump in the water so fast What if they delivered a swimming pool in an Just fucking has a seizure and falls over kicking it a land I can just see him laying it like it. No, I'm not getting up. You know for your ass I'm not getting out of this and the reason I know waters would win every time It's only because of like when we go to the dog swim at the pool like he doesn't like strangers and like he won't bite or anything but he sounds mean and he's scared he literally runs past everyone like they don't exist and just right into the pool it's like a video walking by dog tree this thing that yeah just dead set on yeah you could probably drop a raw steak and i'm i we should try that next adult spin he gets out and we just like i hold a raw steak and i bet he bolts right by it for the pool that's again i'd love to have him out at the lake it just oddly he won't after an hour and a half no when we were at our house oh and and yeah hour and a half i was i'm like isn't he just bring him in just so he can like yeah don't you don't have to get out of the water yeah and you're like how the fuck am i gonna tell him that yeah every time you go out yeah if you get closer he goes away and mike's like it gets worse because he's gonna get out the real deep yeah that's why i'm like i started started telling everyone like stop getting like not yelling anyone but like hey if you get too close he's gonna keep going out further

So it like you know and then when he gets tired enough at least and when he got tired He kind of got a little bit closer You know what I mean then a kid got to like fucking grab him in a headlock and get him out You know what I mean But he just any even then when we got him out after two and a half hours he was like screaming to get back in Yeah. So of swimming nonstop. I'm not kidding. Like two and a half hours of swimming. Yeah. He did stop and piss once, but he wouldn't let anyone near him. Someone took a step and he cut off the piss and he's like, never mind. I don't have to laugh at. He can't pee in the water either.

Oh, my God. No. No, he had to come. Oh my god. He had to come stand and you got right to the edge like he still had like like a back foot in there Yeah, I'm not getting out of those water like god. He really is like He's like I got my still my spot You know what I like you people that can piss floating in water weird. I don't know. I think it's weird. It's not it's not normal We're not fucking fish. We sit our feet are planted. It's weird Yeah, I remember the first time when I was like four years old in the river and it was like you can go pee in front of all those strangers or you can pee in the river and i was like cool well that makes it easy yeah that's that's a good point but what i can do is i can stand just deep enough that you can't see my wee wee and i'm gonna take a piss right there so i can tell you when i swim with a thousand people in a cove they're all peeing away ain't nobody getting out to go to the bathroom oh by the way yeah i know everyone's pissing it's not like it's that that bothers me i don't know what it is i just my my brain my there's a disconnect between my brain and my dick and it just nah my point is that the majority you lose i know they I know same with pissing in the shower I get it you guys are heathens I'm weird I know but whatever moving on we need to do an experiment where you just continue to drink until like while floating becomes critical yeah you guys don't let me and so I'm just like you're pushing me out with paddles like no you missed it because last time when you weren't there you were there this year you weren't there the year before Mike kind of got like like kind of like started bitching out a little bit going in and I'm like you have to fucking pee don't you he's like I have to pee so bad like I don't want to drink anymore pee. That's what I'm like, try to stand on the stairs, which I had not thought of trying

to stay in the letter. And then he did it. It was like all of a sudden he's chugging. Oh, by the way, I mean, it was like five minutes straight. It was so much pee. It was like, so it's not going to work because he's just like, start feeling that like pain. Yeah. I'm going to stop drinking. Yeah. Yeah. He was going to go on the boat and just sit there. Like, it was just going to like, not like, I'm like, what is wrong with you? Hold on. I wasn't like done, but I was like, I'm going to go sit for a minute, like regroup, like hope I have to pissed bad enough that I can go. You didn't feel good. Like, I mean, that was, it was like the actual, like, I just don't like my blood.

And then I'm like, just try to stay in on the stairs. Like, cause ours is deep enough that you get on that bottom stair and you're still underwater. And all of a sudden you just see him. He's like, Oh, you know, like when your eyes roll back in your head, it was there's times I go like that was a top five piss. That was number one. I mean, that, that broke all the records. That was the best piss of my life. And talk about like, we talk about talking about one, Talk about one that one to like get in the boat and just like not do anything and be done with the day till Get the shooters go get everything else He was just like I was like yeah, I put the headdress back on I'm like what's I'm fucking master chief is here Let's do this shit. Yeah, I was throwing shots out. Yeah, it's the whole thing It was like they'd swim over stand up there. He's good to go dude having to pee that bad ruins your day It's not good. So I'm sorry. I'm working on it. Okay. I'm going to therapy. We'll get there We're helping you in little ways.

We'll start with one foot on the step. One foot over my shoulder. Then we'll get you there. Do you remember that? Did you ever see Cheech and Chong? Like up and spoke? Do you remember when he goes one leg over my shoulder? Two legs over my shoulder?

Dude, it's like probably my favorite thing to say. But I start seeing people like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, let it get there. It's fine. All I remember is, you get a goddamn job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with the goddamn Finkle Steam shit kid. Son of a bitch. Taking those goddamn bananas. Yeah. Oh, my God. Dude, it's... Shout out to Neil Van Burkham for, like, you'll hear this. Oh, shit. Because we used to say that all the time. Yeah. you get a goddamn yeah for shipping you off the there's just like it's funny now right with the way weed is and stuff like that and like the law and like most states allow it and whatever but like back then it was like you know it was a fucking schedule one drug which i think i did i thought i heard that they're looking at they're looking at changing it which is crazy that they're they still haven't done that it's bananas but anyway uh but he's like talking it's like when he's smoking that giant joint he's like he's like is this maui he's like nope it's dog shit he's like my dog ate my stash you mean we're smoking dog shit yeah he's like dude that's one of the best labrador one of the best fucking it's one of the greatest anyone who's listening if you've never seen yes it's dated yes it's old but up in smoke i mean because there's multiple movies but that one is so goddamn funny well you don't even have to watch the movie you can just google what we're talking about or you can just google right on youtube and just watch that part when he's pulled up it's it was a game it was one of the best like funny i was back like the original

like some of the that were best uh taped comedies oh like stand-up comedies that were on tape they were they had one of the best ones with their whole deal so yeah them and uh see now we're gonna go down a comedy thing so i'm gonna stop myself before i even do it because we've done that like five times okay well let's regroup and let's i know i've seen it when like when i was We can never get off of it because the one of us is always like, well, I got one more thing to say. Well, that's because we don't shut the fuck up and he's waiting and he's like, hey, bitches, we're not moving on. God, he goes home and just slams beer and he's like, fuck these guys.

Hold on. I want to say I'm just so glad we have Erik. We'll stop at it up and smoke. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember somebody saying, hey, we should watch this when we were in high school. Yep. And I'd never smoked weed at that point. Right. and I maybe it had a couple of bush lights at some point but it wasn't like you're anywhere close to being yeah yeah I had no and I was like and I was definitely not drinking when I was watching I was like this is stupid and I don't like it and I just stopped watching yeah I've never watched it again so I should you should yeah I think I'd appreciate it now but I didn't back then and honestly like I mean there was funny moments but it wasn't like exactly well so I don't think I can attribute that to is I remember the first time I watched super troopers I had a lot going on, and I wasn't really watching it.

You weren't ready for it. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, it was okay. And then I watched it again, but I wasn't on my phone. I was watching it, and I fucking was like, this is one of the greatest movies. It's hilarious. Okay. There are certain movies that are just awesome with people to watch. Yep. That's one of them. That's one of them. You don't need to dial in everything. You know what I mean? You can be laughing, and the person next to you laughing makes you laugh more. so I'd 100% do that but it's not like it's a great movie so if you get on their clips it's hilarious it's so stupid so it's not a great movie but when they get pulled over on the side of the road oh my god no he's got a good point super troopers pull over at the beginning of the movie the snozzberries You boys like Mexico?

Woo! That's my favorite part of it. He goes, please no. That kid who ate all the shrooms murdered one of the smallest roles in a movie ever. It's so funny. I would argue Up and Smoke, Super Troopers and Basketball. You watch that shit in the crowd. You don't watch that for like... They're not great movies, but they're fucking hilarious, and especially if you're, you know, the amount of quotes just from those three movies. I guarantee I say at least two of them a week. Still. Always. Still. I'll never stop. Yeah, I will. So I won't continue it too long, but I will say Super Troopers is a great movie.

It's one of my favorites. It's so good. It's not like going to win an Oscar. No, it's a classic for a reason. that movie like just like defines a lot of my like understanding of comedy and like just it's one of the most quotable things of all time for oh yeah for me personally yep yeah i was gonna say if you want to sum up what brings sean joy just that it's like just sitting around watching i'll laugh through the whole fucking thing and i've seen it at least 50 times like then on the short like at 100 that like i am not lying i know for sure at least 50 times in his private way more than that i could i could call tj right now watch the whole thing and say the start of almost every single quote that i'm going to say from those three movies and he's just going to finish it like the thing i say a lot too much is by the way who wants a mustache right the guy the guy i do i do yeah by the way how fucking hot was she too just like slides in as like the god anyway so Ben and Crit, remote producer Benjo and Chris, they fucking got to meet Ramrod.

Oh, they went on a comedy search. They got backstage with... Ramrod. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't think of his name. What is his name? He's the main one who wants a mustache, right? He's also the director, producer. He's the head of their... What is their group called? Broken Lizard. They got backstage with him and chatted with him like for a long time like he was like yeah any other yeah it was ben i expect an email about this yeah um so j chandra scar that's it yeah i'm probably butchering his last name but everyone yeah like you you get it i've i've seen it before so the um rabbit eric stolhansky i was like super close to being able to like go meet him and i just couldn't go he was at one of my favorite breweries up in minneapolis brewing a beer with them and stuff and i still i got it i think i remember yeah i got a crawler of it and i took it and i snuck it into super troopers too hell yeah and we drank it like greg joseph and i drank it while we were watching the movie it's like a combination of your favorite things like yeah comedy beer super troopers yeah only thing we needed was like a laptop for you to fix and you've been like this happened like here's what what we can do. That's fucking awesome. It was it was like a blueberry maple pancakes stout or something like that. It was, you know, super trooper. And it was a stout.

I'd say we just sat there and like pass this 64 ounce can back and forth between that's fucking awesome. All right. I'm calling it to order. By the way, I don't even remember how we got on. I'd never expected us to be talking about Cheech and Chong. So I don't even know what the hell got us to that point. But this is what we do. We we we have an agenda of like hey, let's start with this and we go 17 ways to get to fucking who knows You're but really generous by saying we have an agenda Well, we we have like hey, let's talk about this one thing and then the rest will just riff and it's fine So grab your phone Cuz we got four emails. I was like, oh Yeah, I was like They open like incognito tabs in a big or big week. Yeah Ooh, that's a fun episode idea.

No, it's not. No, it's not. Let's talk about our browser history. Let's not. Let's not. You have a browser history? No. I'm too smart for that. Yeah, Erik's phone is set up to fucking the minute it locks. It just deletes everything about him from the internet. Except, you know, all his humanitarian... I'm sure... I'm putting him in my will as he gets my cell phone. Yeah. The FBI can definitely find what I've been looking at. I don't go that level, but yeah. You know they do make a suggestion that you should have somebody that is, you got a buddy to go, if I go down, you head right to these places.

Yep, here's my code. Can we all agree that Erik would probably be our best person, the one to take care of it? Because he's the one who would like, you know, Heisman Ashley out of it and be like, I just got to take care of something. It's in the will as he fucking stiff arms hurt. He gave me the password, I'll get you all the stuff. Exactly. And here's the thing. It's nothing like bad to anyone I care about. What it is is I've Googled some fucking hit or miss shit that it's like, it looks bad. Oh, I'm not worried about my hurt searches. Oh, I am. That's fine. Oh, boy. Also, don't look at my hidden now.

How many times have we been drunk at a bar? And I just did this on this bike trip. And my buddy Jeff is sitting here Googling something that we're talking about. I'm like, you're really going to Google that? You're going to end up on a watch list. Like, what the fuck? Dude, we already are definitely on a watch list. So a bar that I used to go to all the time, I'm not even going to say the name of it, but there used to be so many fights in the bar. So this is like, Oh, I can guess what it is. Well, this is, this describes like our time, like at bars. Right. So you used to get to fight in a bar. I was like, uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? Yeah. Cause our phones didn't before. Yeah. We didn't have camera phones. Yeah. You could get the answer on the internet, but there wasn't a, you had to have a computer to get to it. You can't get to it for your phone, you know, whatever. Yeah. They had one in the bar that you go down. What? Yeah. Tell me after the podcast. because I thought I knew the answer. He only had it up for two months because it got searched for so much fucking porn and everything else. The damn thing, or so many things, topics. Actually, he said, he goes, it wasn't like someone was searching porn.

It was like, but you're getting a bar, and everyone starts talking about something. He goes, oh, I'm going to go over and look it up. He goes, I couldn't keep the virus. How to make a bomb. How to, yeah. Well, just, no, the virus is off of like. Oh, yeah. Well, everyone remembers having LimeWire. Like it ruined three computers in mine. Yeah, same sort of thing. But it was like, what a great idea. Then like, by the way, Erik is the IT guy. I saw this thing the other day about like, so this guy, this guy started putting up stickers in a airport and it was just a QR code. And when you would scan it, it just literally went to an image of like, here and be the gorilla, like flipping you off.

And I'm like, okay, that's kind of funny. But then it was like, you really should not scan QR codes that you don't know what they are. And the amount of people that do it, it's crazy. With that being said, Erik, can you get a secure code that goes to our thing that we start doing? Because, I mean... That's a great idea. Because I'll start putting that. We'll put that in our courts. At least that we can be their pleasant... Oh my god, we got hacked. No, we didn't.

We got hacked. Oh no, it's just a bunch of idiots talking shit. No, we got a gift. This is a gift that we just got. You're welcome. Alright, we have some emails. Sorry, we are getting off topic. So, first one here is from our buddy John. John was on the podcast previously and talked about all the experiences he had. Nobody believed the stories. The funniest part about it is he's forgotten more stories than he can even remember. I've heard all these not all these. He definitely told me once I had not heard, but 20 years ago it's like he's not that guy. I gotta say it. We have to have him on again. Go Cubs, buddy.

They did sweep the cards. I just found that it matters. They didn't make the playoffs. same place I found the old ass Budweiser that we need to talk about at some point I found a really cool ass old Cardinals Bush Bush beer sign too it's not neon we already took care of those but this is just like a light behind a vinyl thing it's pretty cool it's in my garage I'm sure he'd appreciate to see it or something so he said oh he said Hey boys, one of my favorite So we talked about Norm passing away from Cheers Oh yeah, and all the great quotes He said he had to throw his favorite one in here He goes one of my favorite Normisms The bar says Norm How's the world treating you Norm Norm says it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear I could have finished that one John I love you buddy I could have finished that one I just want to meet the writer The Cheers writer who like would come up with the Normisms I would love to know if he did because he was a comedic. I think he was a... I don't know. Yeah, he was kind of the comedy angle of it, but I don't know.

I mean, it feels like something like that is like the joke of the day. Kind of takes a team, right? To come up with something like a little bit. I don't know, but whoever did a great job and he obviously delivered it. So yeah, that's not what's important. Yeah. So he said, while we're discussing names, we were talking about how like being named Michael or Mike sucks, right? So he said, he goes walking through the airport and somebody else, John, four or five guys turn and look, big reason why we went with big reason we went with unusual names for like their kids right so i'm like yeah that's true that makes sense you would see the mirror that but it's like yeah other than michael you can't help but react yeah you have to look yeah you have to and that's why i fucking hated it forever now it's fine it's not a big deal uh but then he said so we started talking about like the weirdest names we've heard like you said like a teacher who had names or whatever yeah Uh, he said below is a small, and he sent me, there's actual photos of this handwritten.

So he said below is a small list of names. Our good friend, Aaron Doty and St. Louis sent me. She processes unemployment claims. So the names have to be their government issued names. They're not made up. He said she has been making lists for quite some time Tell the boys hello and keep up the good work my friends Oh so there just literally this list of like so there a guy named Buckshot Billy It a real name Foots Richardson.

Dynasty Gold. Oh, which by the way, stripper name like great, great, great stripper. I mean, second to Lexus. Yeah. If you were on the pole ever get to this, just let us know. You are welcome. We can give you all the names. Oh, yeah. You are welcome on this podcast. Oh, shit. Hold on. There's another. The other one was. Jesus. This is real. D. D. E. Clutter. Declutter.

It's declutter. I can't stop saying it. Hollywood. So Holly. Last name's Wood. Yeah. Silky Dixon.

which is so good. Mona Lisa shaft gains. Jesus. These are 100%. And there's more, but I think I'll leave you guys on milk martinis.

Which most of those sound like porn or stripping, but like that's their government issued name. I don't know if I mentioned it, but the teacher, the person that I was talking about that had those names was from St. Louis. She was a teacher in St. Louis. No way. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. Yeah. All right. Hello and Lamont. That's pretty. Yeah. That's pretty good. Brothers. So what a great one. Yeah. Thank you, John. Deliver again. I love it, buddy. Thank you. So we had a big pancheros, pancheros, whatever. They suck versus Chipotle debate last week. Come on. Get it right. So we got to keep going here.

And this is from our buddy, Matt. And he says, sup fuckers. Let's be real. Asking if panch is better than Chipotle is like asking if my space is better than Facebook. One had its moment in the mid-2000s, and the other one at least still functions. Panch hasn't been relevant since 2008, back when people were still lining up at Best Buy to buy CDs.

Yeah, they've got a decent tortilla, but that's like saying Nickelback is good because they have one catchy riff. A tortilla can't carry a burrito any more than a Fred Durst could carry a band. Hey, watch the Fred Durst hate. I will. But the tortilla literally carries the burrito. It does. It actually. Okay, but it's... It actually, Cor... The ingredients are pretty goddamn important. A tortilla doesn't taste like much. It literally holds it. The ingredients are critical because it's just wrapped in a great tortilla. It's fine, but it literally carries. It is the vessel and it is important. Otherwise, just get a fucking bowl. Put it in a bowl.

Which is what I do and hence why I like Chipotle better because their ingredients are good and they don't smell like cigarettes. Honestly, the best burrito would be panchero's tortilla wrapped around hot Harry's and in parentheses rest in peace ingredients which I've never had I never heard of it I've never heard of it but I've never had it so they took the old panchero's the original panchero's and cedar rapids right next to what used to be Bed Bath and Beyond in that little mini mall that's the one I used to go to and they did breakfast burritos but the only thing was they just literally took a tortilla out of the plastic and steamed it and did the stuff.

So the tortilla was fine, but it wasn't amazing. It wasn't pancheros, yeah. But the ingredients were amazing. Like, all of their ingredients were awesome. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, didn't matter. I mean, I do love a good breakfast. But I went there for breakfast fucking almost every weekend. Okay, so he continues. But since that dream is dead and gone, do yourself a favor and go to La... I don't want to fuck this up. Kwanahato on... I guarantee I said that wrong. On Centerpoint Road or Don Miguel's by the new Old Life Fitness. Those places make Panch and Chipotle look like the frozen burritos you buy at Casey's at 2 a.m.

Don Miguel's. I can get on that side of town. I'm there all day. They hand make tortillas? I bet. I'm wondering. Don Miguel's is also like a Mexican restaurant. If I trust Matt about anything, it's Mexican food. Have you seen his license plates? Okay. His vehicles are like salsa. The other one's Verde. I think his moped's like taco. I don't know. I think it's taco. The guy means business. So at the end, he says, so yeah, next time someone asks Panch or Chipotle, just tell them, neither. I respect myself too much. Stay spicy, Matty. Well, okay. Shout out to all that. Shout out to Matty. Thank you, buddy.

Whatever you're saying. One of them is like an actual Mexican store. That's the... And they make it Don McGill's or whatever. No, the other one. The La Guadalajara. Because I drove by it on Centerpoint Road. Right by it. Yeah, I know exactly. right next to kfc it sounds like we have a uh homework project geez so maybe we go for a burrito before the podcast there's one of those in iowa city too it's like a super mart mexican supermarket but the food is fucking i think if it's built into the like supermarket that's a sign it's probably good i mean like i i you know i'm not a indian food connoisseur but i love taste of india and right next door they have their little market yeah it's fucking good as it gets yeah i i will say okay so the whole poncheros versus chipotle thing it's chain it's relatable you know nationwide essentially you know at least region regional wide yeah at least regionally and they're open more you know than some of the other places yeah so you can get it late night and all that shit so there is a different argument there but i agree that like i would tend to go towards something more local and higher quality sure i'm still gonna i'm still gonna have this debate between these because i'm still going to go to them every once in a while exactly the debate only works between these two because of that yes we've we realize and agree there's better places in general absolutely those are not the top two no they are just the argument between the yeah yeah the masses yeah they're the easy accessible quick burrito go there i don't know is it is it in sync

or is it Backstreet Boys? Backstreet Boys. Well, I'm just saying, that's what we're talking about. The chicken or the egg? I know Backstreet's back, but I think NSYNC did it better. You know what? Are we really going to fucking get into this right now? No, no, no. We have more emails. Let's save that for one of those episodes where we don't have anything to talk about. Yeah. You know that's literally everyone we do. We just pull it off anyway. We make a plan. yeah we're good uh so all right another email we got here from uh ashley who i love her so she said i am dying in all caps trying to listen to this last episode so she's definitely referencing our last episode which was a bit of a shit show we went off the rails but you know what we're committed to the game she said trying to listen to this last episode and work at the same time i knew i was done when i got to the 9 11 part i really like how mikey was so quick to give pin laudan a warning on how long this would have been his first blow on how this would have been his first blowy.

Don't worry, honey. I'm sure he would have coached you through it. That's rude. I don't need coaching. What makes you think I'm not good at just because it's your first time? Has she not heard of beginner's luck? She said, good thing Erik isn't in charge of our nation's safety. Wow. And for the record, I am so proud of my hubby. Yes. We will display his statue loud and proud and every blessing with a thanks Shaun clap clap. Also thank you Shaun. Yeah. Yeah. He saved the country. Also did anyone else catch Shaun slur while he was trying to say superhero moves at 56 minutes and 20 seconds. You should probably go back and listen. It will give you the best laugh if you play it over and over like I did. I'm not joking probably a hundred plus times that was played. I mean, she said it on target. I think she did.

Like I'm hoping that anytime she's sad, like she's having a bad day. You don't even know she's having a bad day. You're out in the living room. She's working in the office or something like that. And all of a sudden you just hear and then you hear a laugh and then everything's better for her. That's all I want. Hey, I'm not, I'm not here to like ruin anybody's day, but you should make that a ringtone. Oh, should we sell it on the app store? I think we should. dude if every time I get a text I would love that I kind of wish I had it queued up right now so I could just play it right here but it's like I'd have to go find it we weren't that prepared yeah yeah yeah as you yeah she called dying laughing about it and I'm like you know I struggle to talk anyways throw a little beers in there and then we were the second one where yeah it was a bonus we don't normally have we're not normally like three beers in or if we do then it's like moonshine everything else we went hard a little hard so it was good but i don't care i'll take it but no i don't care as long as you laugh and go back and listen to it because it is funny i think you can tell we had a great time and it was a good episode it might be my favorite she clipped it out over and over and over again just to see if the funniest part to me is that i i literally have had that written in my notebook since before we started the podcast like that was like something i'm like i want to i want to ask my friends this yeah and i was like oh now it's not the right time and then some the stars aligned and i was like now's the time yeah you know what's great after we have moonshine is a question like this i know sama bin laden question all right so she said crinkle

cut fries all the way baby which i agree we all we're all kind of agreeing with that she said that was not apple pie the lid was reused haha that was just straight up moonshine and as always team no peeing in the shower i love her so much she's one of the only people that sides it's like you and her that's it no no uh jen uh there's no we there's you have a couple of people kelly doesn't we're all peeing in the shower it's fine look i understand there's 90 of you guys and like five of us but still we we are team no peeing in the shower love you guys keep it up the second episode of a two for night is always the best yeah she agreed she's like you should always do a second like do you know how much work goes into this it is it is mentally exhausting guys it's really hard to hang out with your friends and have drinks guys we spent a lot of plates at one time you know what I mean it's like I'm getting tired maybe we should go for three what do you think that's I'm telling you right now no that is a bad idea no because here's the thing you know what would happen if we did a third episode it's never getting released so I think we're good I have an idea Erik's gonna spend three weeks editing it's gonna be like when the government releases something and the whole thing's just redacted It's all black. So here's what you're going to hear.

Here's the podcast. Wait, what? That's it. No words are said. Yeah. You'll probably hear a beer crack, too. Yeah, you'll hear. Yeah, it won't be good. It'd be hilarious. That'd be a good ringtone, but I don't know only this.

There's no way the killer. Yeah. Okay, our last one is from... Who's this douchebag? Shane Barley? Who? Oh, Shaun Barry. I'm assuming you just emailed this in because you didn't want to have to remember it. I'm making the notes, and I'm always like... I always forget what I'm... No, but this is a good one. I don't have a notebook like somebody else does. Wait, I just realized you spelled wrong. It's really cute. when putting in pants do you zip and then button or button then zip I heard this on a different podcast and thought we should discuss I've never thought about that I always button then zip yeah it'd be silly to zip first because the zipper's not the top's not closed so you're like zipping against the grain I button then zip I zipped and button unless I zipped and button unless wait wait wait hold on I have to do this if they're tight then I button and zip somebody give me some pants hold on you guys be quiet I'm trying to pee he's going to pee right now can you imagine I just pissed myself right there I think I do zip then button I thought I button and zip no I think I zip then button nope I button and zip's the last thing I feel like it makes more sense to do it that way I button and then zip which is why sometimes I don't complete the task and zippers down.

Now you're making me think I do that because, yeah, I don't know. What about you? I zipped and buttoned almost every time unless the pants are too tight. Let's go to this. What is your getting dressed order?

All right, so you already got your clothes picked out. You're out of the shower. What does it look like for you? Jockstrap start or tie it to the knee or whatever. Yeah, no, I mean, I always do boxers first. beater because I'm weird. I wear beater every constantly.

Here's the big socks. Yeah, that's weird. Oh my God. Oh, that's weird to me as fuck. If you put jeans on and I put socks on after, you know, uncomfortable that is. What do you think Erik? I do that. I put underwear pants then shirt after I brush my teeth because I fucking otherwise I put a shirt on. Why aren't your socks on? get fucking toothpaste on my shirt that's smart so then and then make sure belt all that stuff and then i put socks and shoes on at the same time so i'm sitting down while doing it yeah i'm with you efficiency i'm with you it's bothering i'm with you i i put on all my undergarments i go underwear first then socks then undershirt yeah if i'm wearing one yeah otherwise it's shirt and the last thing that goes on is pants because then i'm like tuck everything in and like say i'm getting ready for work that's what i do if i or even if i don't that's just my okay here's what's funny though i don't tuck it in i just tuck it in for work you know i mean yeah but yeah but i am literally boxers first then socks always boxers first those two like i pick them out of the same drawer yeah but i just realized if i'm wearing jeans i put my jeans on last if i'm wearing shorts i put my shorts on before the shirt i don't know why that is it's weird because the shorts don't get in the way of anything else like shorts are essentially bigger boxers yeah that's like they're not getting in the way yeah that's right but isn't it it's different if you're tucking it in you know you're not usually tucking into shorts exactly

yeah that's true i guess the weirder thing is that like how look how like we all are so set in our ways yeah you don't think about it but you are what happens what happens if it gets fucked up. Like something fucks it up. I wouldn't be happy. Your pants aren't clean or you don't have any underwear or whatever it is. Like what happens if it fucks it up? Well, here's why the sock thing fucked with me because I remember once like I don't know what happened but I literally remember this. I forgot to put my socks on and I put jeans on and I was like oh. I didn't like it. No, I didn't but I was like I hated putting my socks on because you're all restricted and shit.

You're like trying to like pull up the pant leg to get to yeah. Yeah. Yeah. can't do it eric erica can't do it you should try it our way come to the dark side that's fine come on it actually doesn't bother me i have put socks on first before because my feet were cold yeah but and i were and by the way this is coming from me who i wear socks 365 days a year i don't wear sandals ever i don't wear socks to bed though that's fucking weird but no it's my ankles that's yeah sometimes in the winter i only wear socks just because my feet are cold that's so hot don't worry ladies and gentlemen i'm hard too a little little peek inside oh god i have aaron snap me some naughty photos are those just socks it's that kind of night that's hilarious no like i have hairy legs so it's like i've i've fallen asleep before with socks on and then my fucking like ankles hurt the next day i know that sounds weird but like because i don't know it like compresses the hairs on my leg i don't i don't know it's weird i don't have any hair past like the end of my cat well the funny thing is i wear no show socks so it's like there's really so i wear dress socks all the time you know i mean i'm always so like it would like i have nothing like there's a good line yeah no hair huh i remember my dad had the same thing and i remember being like what the fuck and he's like press on just wait someday and also dashes like oh my god it happened these are these are man lines right here yeah it's a

workman these are called this is a bank a banker's tan line some people got calluses some people got bad bags i got no hair you know about halfway down tell me you were gonna bank without telling me you were gonna bank oh i love that oh shit no i saw that i was like i gotta i gotta send this and I won't remember. No, and that's a really good. I love I love that. I love shit where we it's something you don't think of. Right. But that's why I like that one podcast I brought up how someone online said like, no, you don't squeegee your body. I like what are you talking about And then I found out there a ton of people out there that like just run their hands over the body to get all the water off and then use their time like i like you know your towel will get it all off do you remember i sent you a text later i didn even realize i was doing it but i squeegee my face and my beard i i but i realized i do that too i didn't even think about it because it's just one of those like it gets the water out of my eyes and then it's not dripping from here yeah i would do that i don't think that's weird but if you're putting your your hands around your genitals and then running down your ankle like well we got a squeegee at all like what are you doing are you saving your towel time you're all the way down to the end it's weird i mean if you really want to be efficient with your laundry i guess i still use the same towel for a whole week so yeah exactly it stinks uh when we were in deraille over there derecho no electricity all that stuff i was like yeah This baby's getting crunchy.

Oh, yeah. When you put it on the thing and it just sits like that, you have to uncrinkle it. That's not good. Why is it over the rod? What are you doing in there? I'm breaking my towel. The hook isn't going to work. The baby is basically standing up. It's just standing up on its own.

You know what we call that? Winning. He's got tiger's blood. Yeah. god that documentary is great did you end up watching did you watch it oh wait did we not talk about that we did we talked about it but you hadn't watched it yet oh you did did you watch it well where where are we at do we want to get into this like it could be a while i i don't i just i don't know where we're at oh we're good oh okay yeah i watch it it's fucking great i thought we talked about this we did that's what made you know but i okay i guess i'm forgetting that we didn't record for two weeks because we had a backup because you were on your bike trip which we also haven't talked about but okay it's fucking awesome like real it kind of bummed me out in a couple places just just be obviously it's sad like he was a piece of shit with his kids and but he's it's he's doing great now which is awesome drug at you know what i mean well i know yeah but i'm saying and also like i was really hoping to see like i also didn't know there was another brother who fucking looks just like emilio estavis right which is great it's like if he just shaved his face i wouldn't be able to tell the two apart right you know what i mean so I was really hoping that you guys said that he wasn't but then I thought I saw like a snip of him at the beginning but I'm now thinking it was probably like a movie clip or something it was a movie clip or just like there were definitely movie clips his stories are fucking great though like you know and he's probably forgotten more than he even can say to this day what do you think about the big part of it like did you hear the at the end yeah him being gay

well not gay but like he's experimenting about dudes so I was torn because I thought he's announced that before maybe you did I thought he got popped with a transvestite hook or something Rob Lowe I thought it was Hugh Grant I'm not googling transvestite I'm glad I caught myself he almost did Erik incognito come on Just, you can Google Hugh Grant. Hey, we'll come back. We'll figure it out. Hugh Grant prostitute, whatever. One of our listeners will email in about it. So anyway, maybe Rob Lowe was busted with a 17-year-old. He was busted with an under, because I saw his roast.

It was a babysitter. That's right. You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And I don't know her age, but I know she was underage. We saved your computer. Congratulations. All right. But I guess when he said that, I'm like, oh, yeah, everyone knows that. And I was like, wasn't he? I thought he got popped with like a transvestite prostitute or something like the 80s or 90s. And then I was like over the next couple of days, and I never even thought to even look it up because I don't give a fuck. I would have done it. I think it was Hugh Grant. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he was popped for that before, but it was just interesting to hear what he was talking about.

So that's crazy to hear about. But then here's the thing is like, did you know the Corey Haim and Corey Feldman? Yeah. Right? Corey Haim. That one was fucked. Well, here's the part. remember when i said i go there's a part in that doc he's gonna go you're all gonna google this right now and i go ashley goes i'm doing like she goes fucking right i'm doing it did you google that part or you already know google that part but that's i remember so cory hame died a long time ago drug overdose whatever his ma or cory feldman always claims that he was taking advantage of you know yes essayed by people in the industry or whatever and then said later that it was charlie sheen i thought and so now for him to come out and say like he fooled around guys like holy shit like that's there's some dots connecting there could be something i'm not saying he did it i'm just saying like holy shit i i forgot that that got brought up and then for him to say that i'm like well shit now everybody's thinking about it you see the part that i believed with charlie sheen was that like he was honest about everything that was like when he was just slathering himself in fucking testosterone that he's like I kind of want to do it just hold on tight Carol yeah I'm a slippery snake you'll never hold me because I'm winning I don't know like it sounds kind of fun I don't know I just thought it was I hope he stays sober I hope he does too because and he seems like he's doing really good he does but he also seems like I don't know he starts

sharing those stories boy i don't know if you fucking tell everybody you're demons what what's another bad night and props to him for sharing them you know what i mean like you should own who you are and like i know i also understand it's hard to say that stuff and he did it and i i think that's admirable but you know i i don't know i think he should keep telling the stories i guarantee there's a hell of a lot he did leave that not on purpose but like he's been on a ton of the podcasts like I saw him pop up on Theo and Rogan. So many of them. He was on a couple of them. And he's shared different stories of different things.

So I was... We watched it. I thought it was really great. So I'm glad you watched it. You know what I did not know? I watched Platoon and all that shit. Apocalypse Now. I've never seen that. Oh, it's great. After I was listening, I'm like, I've only seen clips. Apocalypse Now? Yeah. Oh, yeah. yeah so i didn't know platoon i've actually never seen that either oh platoon's fucking great yeah apocalypse now is great but it's it's old now so it's like it's very dated but uh martin sheen i never ever again we're he's obviously way older than me i didn't grow up with his movies really i know him from like west wing and shit right so it's great in that but yeah yeah but i i had no idea he ever even had drug problems i thought he was like just golden the whole time right but like watching those clips of him like melting down on apocalypse and you're like holy shit well yeah no wonder fucking also if you haven't watched the vil val kilmer documentary i haven't that's gonna do you gotta do it watch that because here's the thing him and charlie sheen watching like their their worlds are a lot the same val kilmer did not go hard into drugs but like all these famous actors of like the 70s and 80s they literally grew up their parents were actors they walked around with a camcorder they started recording their own movies like that's like a lost art yeah him and old nick cage i thought that was pretty fucking cool dude no it was so that's why i'm like watch val kilmers because watching the old videos of like him and his friends do videos it's so cool and like sean penn basically saying like the only reason he

really got into it was those guys were down the street and videoing and yeah yeah i don't think he went to get a normal job and was like i guess i'll try the acting and had you know and blew up that's just i don't know did he seem like he was on drugs during the interview oh yes oh yeah but i don't think i didn't know it was just me but here's what i thought afterward is like i i've known people who were on drugs a very long time or most of the time i knew them for years and years even when they stopped yeah or they didn't they kind of kept that gets a little yeah it's like you do that long enough and that's just who you are you know and i don't think you know you're you don't know any other mannerisms or emotions i know a guy that got out of like some pretty hard shit growing up yeah now like he basically just smokes weed and drinks beer but like yeah most of the time he just seems like he's high even when he hasn't had yep out to anything yeah like i there's one person i know really well who like if i saw him again today stones i know even if he is he would act like he's super high it's just i think you're you just like anything you do something long enough your body learns it it's your new level yeah yeah this is normal ah fuck i walk in at a 75 all right wait is that what we are we're just loud so no i loved it i'm so glad yeah karen i watched it it was fucking awesome we binged the whole thing which i will say because i remember there was a text around going around about should we go do this tonight and you're like i gotta finish binge watching my yep yeah oh yeah because yeah something was going on i'm like nope we are

locked in yeah no it was great it's one of those things where i felt it was better than the val kilmer one but the val i gave me that feeling again i'm like man i i hope sean penn does one eventually like i hope all those guys there's probably a lot of those when you've seen them they've done really well and if they're done right i don't know hopefully they're not like i mean he told some dark shit so it's not like yeah it's not like he just got the rose no rose colored glasses glasses you know i mean so like it's not like and here's the other thing i think is a testament to like i'm not anyone's therapist i'm not guys take this with a grain of salt but i'm just he was so honest in it that's why it's good it's like again if you go to therapy and you lie well nothing good will come up probably also what they started it is he's like he's like oh if you're gonna hear it from somebody and believe it it's yeah it should come from me exactly somebody call action let's roll the camera yeah i mean like but i mean he probably feels better once you get that all that shit off your chair well and another thing i loved like i'm just it's now coming back to me like the pieces of it because it's been a while now but like the uh like the guy i can't think of his name but the guy from two and a half men that he was on there with yeah uh ducky but whatever his real name is yeah i'll get his name uh but like him saying like i don't even want to be here really you know what i mean it's like he i mean he ruined that guy's life now part of it he also made a ton of money you know he made his life also like i mean like exactly that's what i'm saying but like john crier john crier but he he has a lot of shit he could hold against him i guess is my point sure and he still was like i don't have to be here but i'm also

not going to sugarcoat anything i will say exactly what happened you know what i mean and charlie had to know that that when he came on he's like i'm saying exactly and he's like okay i think that like what i gathered from that doc though was that he was just kind of like he's he's actually made he actually felt feels bad yeah he patched it up with that producer like he really like was somebody who was off the rails and coming back and going this is what it is and i'm i'm just owning it he kind of he said something about his wanting his dad and emilio on there but they chose not to but like he wanted them to be like tell the whole story you know shit the whole thing yeah the whole deal like i'm gonna try and hold it back you know it but i could get when he was kind of like you got the feeling like we've helped you a fucking we're done like i'm not trying to do and i honestly every time we brought you back you've gone off the rails again every time you know i mean like kind of like so well and i'm sure they worry too like he's making money off of this because and then what happens and what does he do well here's the thing you let's say okay martin sheen and emilio come on and they say like yeah we'll do this they've done this a million times and he's re reverted right then they kind of like how stupid do you feel this is it this is like it's a it's netflix it's this it's this huge documentary and then you fall off the rails again you're like we look you just literally threw us under the bus and we look like shitty people because yeah but i will say to anybody that was on that they threw them under the bus and so there i don't think nobody was going yeah i mean i felt like they're all being honest like i mean everybody was like that then yeah the only only person blames him oh and denise denise denise richards like though

like saying you know how you could tell she genuinely loved that guy actually i have like for someone who was so hot like a little bit so so hot i'm surprised that she was actually like a good mom you know which is fair unfair to say sure because it's like she's taking the step kids she's taking stuff that we're not like she's actually just like i actually think yeah she actually cares about that oh yeah i think happens i think that happens more often like we all think like oh all these actors they don't have any time for kids they have nanny they're just popping them out and letting nannies take care of them it's unfair to assume that it is you know but i mean when you're as hot as denise i mean are you kidding me and i mean like when you saw when you saw them like on the red carpet you're like that bro wild things yeah but just the red carpet when they're on there oh yeah the doc taking the oh yeah like oh my god she was so out of his league it's not even funny yeah i mean he he's who he is i'm not sure anybody was out of his league just based on like right but i'm saying if we're going straight looks it's not oh god but she's out of everybody like i don't know who's close he's he's not like the most attractive guy no he's as he's charming He's got Riz.

He Riz them ladies up, didn't he? That's exactly where we need to end. He's got Riz. Erik, you got a joke for us. Wait, hold on. Does that make us cool then? We weren't. You fucking said that. Oh, I'm sorry, my bad. I do have a joke. We'll talk about the bike trip another episode because there's plenty to go there. But real quick, we have to talk about, we're going to put out a video about this old ass bottle of Budweiser. Just Bud's for you. Yeah. So, um, my, the stager. Yeah. So it was like, I was helping my mom move. Well, hold on. Do you want to, do you want to say where you actually got it from? No, I'm kidding. So I was helping my mom move. Um, and, uh, you know, my stepdad passed away a couple of years ago and he had, you know, he owned a bar and he had a lot of cool shit. Well, we had gone through a bunch of stuff, but we finally got into really cleaning out the house and found this couple of these boxes and one of them still had a champagne bottle of budweiser from a very large millennium yeah uh i think it was actually bottled in 99 but that's yeah that's 25 26 years old yep yeah oh and it's bottling four glasses and a box and it's it was interesting so we we post our uh we're posting all of our stuff on it jump on it because it is on the socials so here here's here's my small ask it's definitely gonna go on tiktok i want everyone if you guys could please tag budweiser in it we would appreciate it just because

i feel like those things are not easy to find anymore and we're not saying it's like this whole you know breakout video but i want them to see our reaction and it's god it's a beautiful bottle yeah well i mean the whole fucking presentation is amazing it's amazing and we crushed opening it so just stay tuned i've said so many times if you find one of these old-ass cans of beer where you have said like the whole tab it i'll fucking drink it out as long as it isn't gonna be disgusting but i'll try it it can't be in the fucking lake like you almost have that no that's open i need to bring that can it's it's pristine bro it's so cool i'd still try it if it was still so be no rust all right that's where i draw the line i have that like 1978 here's your tetanus shot here's your fucking shot i'll probably pour it in a glass or something i have a ninth i can't remember the year but i want to say it's like 78 but i could be wrong but it's the the iowa state beer i don't know who canned it i don't it just it's beer just beer i don't know so and he says he'll drink it and if he does it i'll do it and then you'll do it of course i'm in i'm so uh make it cold we will come up with something it's got to be cool that's that's dude we're not drinking that's a that's a non-negotiable but yeah yeah that's what you said yeah yeah so i'll bring it in talk about that like we used to just drink beer and had a little pulpit yeah i don't know what episode we're at but maybe like our 100th episode or something will crack that and get tetanus and throw up. It'll be a great time.

Last episode ever. Yeah. Like fucking food poisoning. Our wives are like, you can't do this shit anymore. You're idiots. Yeah, you guys are so stupid. Which, by the way, we know. But thank you all for listening. Yeah, why don't you hit us with a joke. Okay, got a dad joke. Yeah. And it's topical.

How do you make a Budweiser? you send him to school oh bud oh jesus crutch come on bud i couldn't wait too long i wouldn't have got there damn it i'm doing so badly and it's starting to piss me off only because should i just make funny again yeah when i made fun of you then you went bang bang back you're old go ahead yeah yeah i know i know see i had to help we get each other back yeah i'll do better i'm getting better but yeah hey thank you guys all for listening uh we missed uh last week so but we are always dropping the episode so we got a lot of stuff coming up so please listen in and uh yeah yeah for sure thanks guys it's been don't forget to send us emails please please do because i'll share all the socials too please yeah like share it if you see that stuff tag budweiser yeah we have a lot of stuff that's going to come out uh the next couple weeks and we're hoping to have a guest on here soon so uh more to come so we'll see you guys next week yeah we appreciate it thanks guys cheers bye