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Tigers blood in our veins... WINNING!

In this weeks episode we discuss everything from Charlie Sheen to Football woes. Join us for another fun episode!

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Shotsky! Shotsky! Sometimes we just we put something into the universe and the earth gives back. So maybe here, maybe we should show this. Should I show it? Yeah. And the mat gives back. Yeah, exactly. It is the mat. So can you see that? Can you see that? Yeah. Yeah. So we recently talked about how we got into the, the shot ski business in the Ozarks and we said it on the last podcast.

Two days later, I get a text message and it's just a picture of a giant shot ski next to my SUV. I'm like, what the fuck? And I go outside and sure enough, there's a whole goddamn shot ski brand new. along with some shot glasses that are perfect for it. So thank you to our best bud, Matt, for dropping that off for the podcast. We are going to break it in soon with a guest. So we look forward to that. Right, for sure. That's awesome. I appreciate it. It's always fun to get gifts like that. Yeah, but we are here for another. We are. We're back. Yep. I'm going to get around here for it. I'm really thirsty.

You want to do this? You want to jump in? I kind of want the drink. Jump in the drink. and then and then we'll do our introduction but it's looking really good eric give us a rundown what do we got here yeah so when we went to the ozarks um we got a shot at several different places it just seemed to be a thing on the menu and it was only like seven easy to make and they're you know i don't know how expensive they were but they were delicious right um it was called the capri sun so it's uh there's varying recipes but essentially it is black cherry or strawberry rum and uh tropical red bull so really you could get any other flavor too that you wanted as long as it's the rum i mean that's really what it is it's the different flavors basically the rum and the tropical red it's like the staple was that it has to be that tropical red bull though yeah yeah and and the black cherry and strawberry like i'm in this one i mixed it because the one that i had down there that i thought was the best was that one so makes sense let's give it a whirl let's give it a whirl so uh thanks for coming back for another one everybody cheers cheers here's to to another one. God tastes just like I remember man. That's a good, those are good. I could smash 40 to 50 of those things. Yeah. You guys got a shaker over there if you need any more. He made us, he made us a natural unknown that we were going to get all the way through this without another one. So having an Erik that being said, we are back again. Welcome back. Those of you that join us every week. Welcome back. Um, if you're new here, thank you for joining thanks for listening um we put some drinks out on the drink that we have we'll

put it out on social media it comes out the day before it comes out on tuesdays and then we uh release our podcast every wednesday so this is the we're still cool right podcast and i'm sean and i'm mike and i'm eric what happened to moist mike he's gone again again i have to keep you on your toes if i say it all the time it's not fun then evidently we have to get him moist so right Right. Well, you know what? That shot was a step in the right direction, buddy. Oh boy. And here we are again. So you shouldn't have said anything. I shouldn't have said anything.

There's a lot wrong with us. We know. So, um, but yeah. Hey bud, how was your weekend? We didn't see you this weekend. I know. I know. I'm sorry. I, I, we'll get into, I know you guys did a little something. Uh, I had, uh, I was chilling with my kids and, yeah, it was kind of a low key weekend. Went to a six year old birthday party, which is always fun. Get crazy. Great food. And kids are always entertaining when they're running around like the little psychopaths. It's like, it's funny because I miss that age so much. But then you're around it for like an hour and you're like, I'm good. Like that looks so fucking tiring chasing them around.

So yeah, happy birthday, Roman. He's a he's a good kid. So yeah, I had that. And then honestly, the last week has just been kind of a whirl. My daughter started volleyball and man, I've said this to you before, but I I don't know how you parents do it with like multiple kids and multiple sports that overlap. And like, I mean, cause just her doing that alone with like the other things we have to do in the evenings and it's like, it's a pain in the ass and figuring out dinner and getting it done on time. And Jesus Christ. Yeah. Getting dinner done isn't like next to impossible. It sucks. Yeah. You gotta be like really prepared, like stuff in the, in the crock pot. Yeah. Yeah. And you're doing it by yourself. So that's, yeah. Cause you don't want to like, you know, I don't want to be that dad or it's like, Oh, it's McDonald's four nights.

You know what I mean? Like that's gross. So yeah, so I don't know. We're getting the hang of it. It's all good, but yeah, it's super fun, man. Like I will say, you know, my son did a lot of sports when he was younger. Um, and I, I forgot how much I missed it. Sure. And then, so right when she started and I go to like the first game and stuff, I'm just like, I'm amped up and I'm, I'm cheering on all the girls. Layla asked her, her volleyball coach, if I could be the assistant coach. And I'm like, you know, I don't know, like the ins and outs. I mean, I've, I've played volleyball and I know the basics, but I'm like, I don't know how to shift and like all this crazy shit tell you what to do I'm bringing no value here other than yeah good job. Yeah, I was like I can I can because I'm be like What are you gonna call it out? You know what I mean like I'll be that guy Sometimes that's all you need I will exactly because it started made they only had the one coach and she's great But there's a lot of kids man. They've a lot to take care of yeah, yeah, five teams. That's Especially with volleyball. I didn't realize how much stuff to they kept to keep track the rotation dude No, something in and out. I didn't know they like keep track of all that. And I mean, I figured in high school But not in seventh grade, you know what I mean? So yeah, but it's I don't know. It's been an absolute blast. So Yeah, but it's it's just hectic. I'm like I don't understand it and it's funny because I've always said one of the things that chaps my ass is those parents who get like Start screaming at the ref and stuff like that and I will not do that But I've seen a couple parents already do it and I'm like motherfucker like I can only watch that happen for service so long for me to be like, hey, knock it off.

Take it easy. Kids. Do you have money on this game? Not even in high school yet. Take it easy. It's been a lot of my week. I love it. It's fun. I'm already going to be sad when it's over because it's only six weeks long or whatever. That's kind of the nice thing too when they're in middle school like that. It's short. It's six weeks and another sport, six weeks. It's a great time to try stuff because it's not long either. Right. So I'm like, you don't like it. Then it's like, okay, you only have like six weeks, you know, or like eight weeks total to do it. You know, it's not like club where you're driving all over the state. Yeah. Yeah.

The whole weekend. Right. Right. Thousands and thousands of dollars. You're like, I think I want to quit. You're like, I think you're not. Fuck you are. I ain't canceling these plans. Right. We talked about that the other day when I looked over the bag and see Cooper's baseball bags. God, there's so much fucking money over there. He's a catcher too. So then, you know, between the bats and the gloves and, and so it's like, fuck. But that's, that's a question I've thought. So because he's the catcher, does the team kind of chip in for his like catcher stuff or that all comes from you guys? No, when we had, um, cause then it just like, it's like you're pulling straws and he drew the short one.

No, for our club team, we had a, we had an extra set of gear that the team had for us. It was, you know, it's not the nicest stuff. I mean, it was actually, it was pretty nice, but with Cooper, he's been doing it for some long and wants to that we bought him his own stuff so it fits better you know that that's what he likes to play so i mean that was always uncomfortable enough you might as well well and you always want to back up here because it's you know so hot they're just sweating and no other kid wants to put another kid's home on it you know i mean it's like they've had to do that before you know i mean that's good yeah it smells bad right exactly and you're like god so yeah uh so no he's we just got him his own stuff but it depends most kids most kids you get into it want to buy their own stuff So it fits, you know what I mean? So you get otherwise. Yeah. I just remember as a kid, like, do you remember the East Bay magazine? Yeah. Are there still a thing? I don't think so.

I think it's, I don't think East Bay is around. It was like the best day when that came in the mail. Cause you're like, Oh, you'd like circle all the shit you want. I never ordered fucking anything from it. So no wonder why I know. I was just going to say, I bet you could, if you, if you went back in time and found the 20 of them I got in my life, there's a million things circled. I got zero of those items. You know, it's like, I would look at the basketball shoes like oh man i want to get these penny hardways yeah they're only 180 your parents like go fuck yourself exactly exactly but that's the thing is i mean even then i don't remember baseball bats being the expensive part i i don't know why but like i played baseball a few years and i'm like they were pricey but not like now it's insane well kids sports just in general is everything you know they figured out there's a market there yeah you know 500 baseball bat at like in seventh grade and I'm like, mother fuck.

That lasts a year and breaks. I mean, it's ridiculous, but. Yeah. So anyway, shout out to all you parents, the ones on this podcast and you listening who have to run all over goddamn hell with like a chicken with your head cut off. But it is so good. It is. At least it's rewarding when you watch them, but otherwise, God, because if it wasn't, that would really be difficult. Well, I will say that. Like, even though they're not my kids, like I'll watch some things, you know, like six girls out there and the ball comes and it just lands and no one took a step. And I'm like You know like but anyway, yeah, it's a blast. Oh, yeah, what about you? How's your week? It was good Cooper at his first football game Hey, I can they're at it again And Yeah, he had their teams good they crushed the team. So what's he playing? He's playing center. So nice. Yeah, yeah He's he's he really likes it. He's it's probably a perfect position for him. He's a brawler. Well, and he, he knows like the plays really well.

He's just like really good at knowing that kind of stuff. It makes sense to him. And so he knows where he's supposed to be. He gets like blocking assignments. So he understands kids and when they got to move. And so they had some other kids on the line. So he's kind of telling them what to do. So, um, but he's got to get more consistent with his cause they, everything is shotgun. Yeah. So he's got to get more consistent. So he's the backup right now, but he's been working hard at it, you know, like out in the driveway or out in the yard. I was working with him and doing stuff with that. So, um, wait, does it, I just thought of that because of his age and his grade, do they have to do shotgun? No, they don't have to.

So they run, I didn't know if maybe that was something that they added in for safety or something. No, no, they can, no, they can get under center, but they don't. Um, no, this team's good. They're, they have like, their quarterback is really good. There's have really good. So, I mean, they throw the ball over the place and stuff. So it's, it always amazing. It's actually kind of fun to watch, but they really do kind of clobber team. So run up the score. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, they don't really, it's not like they laid on them, but I mean, they'll run for 70 yards. No pro I like, Oh Jesus. Like just keep writing one. They had like 220 yards and three touchdowns called back from like holding. So like 70 yards holding brought it back. You had more yards negated than the other team has.

you're a fucking problem so they're just they're just good they're just they're it's an athletic class that's awesome so um yeah so i mean he's having fun with it and likes what it's doing but then this weekend we had the setup eric came out this weekend we had it was well 90 degrees i know man that was the thing is like i couldn't make it and i'm like you literally like got just this one last hoorah shined on you you know yeah we did so we still the pool open we haven't closed yet with it being 90 we you got our you know had it all set up outside i brought out three tvs yes you had three tvs um and and then we had college football going uh really i had it set up most of the day everyone got out late afternoon everyone got out there so we wanted to watch iowa game and the notre dame game both night games yeah yeah they're both night games that's why we had two tvs going and then i had another one going just for shits and giggles. And so we could do that going. So Iowa game is good. Fucking Notre Dame game.

God, I know. So it just fucking sucks because now they're all into and they're not like, they're not going to make the playoffs. So it's like, it feels like a waste of the year. You know what I mean? Like, and I get it. Like, I don't know. It's a hard part. Like Notre Dame's normally good. So they, you watch it and they're usually it's rarely that they're I feel like they're better than their record looks like. I mean, they're both teams that played her good and they lost at the end, but their fucking defense sucks compared to how good they were last year. Like it is bad. So like their secondary was getting chewed up pretty bad.

Yeah. I mean, there was a stat today that are all like in all the stats over a hundred, you know, they're like one-on-one in this and one 10 and that, and last year they were like number three, number nine and number 15 and different, you know what I mean? And so just the year over year of difference in that defense. I know. And that's like, is it because they lost so many seniors or is it, did they just somehow fall off? I think it was. I think that well, and they have a new defensive coordinator, you know, because the one did so well as one of them. Yeah. You know what I mean? So, well, it's hard to tell too.

I don't know how Notre Dame does it, but like with all the other schools with the transfer portals and all that stuff, like you never know if people are staying the entire time. Yeah. Which they had a pretty good class coming in. And so I mean, they, they're, they didn't think it was going to be this big of a drop off. So yeah, naturally fans are pretty pissed, but it's like a blessing and a curse when you're like, you're, you're super good when you're, and then, but everyone poaches, all the coaches, you're like, fuck, you know what I mean? It's like, we crushed it. Oh shit. We suck again. You know, like we suck again. Yeah. I, I will say like, so I'm not, I wouldn't claim to be a Notre Dame fan, right? I always root for him because you guys like them. But watching that game was way more entertaining than watching the Hawkeye game because the Hawkeye game, I'm just like, okay, this is boring as shit. They're not boring. Watch them win because they finally won. Yeah. But like they're crushing them and it just wasn't. Yeah. Well, I shouldn't say they finally won, but they finally did something. You know, the quarterback completed passes. You know what I mean? Like that was great. I put it like this, like that would have been a great game to take kids to because they would see the Hawkeyes win and they would See touchdown yeah offense and yeah, you know yeah, I didn't see a bunch of punts. Yeah, I turned it off Like halfway through the second quarter and I turned on the Notre Dame game because I was like there's just no point in watching Yeah, that point and I mean I wish you Notre Dame would have won but like that was a great game like Yeah, it was a good game. It was entertaining and I'm with you if you're gonna I'd rather watch an entertaining game here for it, but oh, yeah I'll just just you're right though That is such a good point where when you start owing to it's it does kind of give you this what the fuck are we doing now?

know, you know what I mean? And you're still going to watch him. You're still going to root for him, but because anything can happen, it takes away that flair. Well, and just the other teams that they're playing now, aren't that good. So even if they win, they're, they're just not going to look like, you know, which, so who, I don't know, who knows? I've never fully, because I've always just kind of focused on the big 10 and the Hawkeyes and what I care about. Yeah. But like we talked about this a little bit on Saturdays, like, so they're not in a conference, so they don't have like the rest of their conference doing mediocre or poor and they're doing well to like boost them up either yeah so yeah and you don't have a you know a title game so i think they need to be in a conference yeah i i've thought that for a while kind of wish they would i mean historically they never have been and like to hold on to that but it's i don't know we'll see yeah i just don't see it happening i thought a couple years ago when all the new teams joined the big 10 they made a big announcement like there's new teams coming i was like i thought that was it i was like they're finally fucking they're going to be because i feel like they if they're going to join when they should be in the big 10 but they didn't and now i'm just kind of like i feel like it's just never going to happen but who knows it'll be curious to see if it actually i think this could be maybe a year that drives them to it because if they do go undefeated for the rest of the year you know i mean and then if you look at like where they may have ended up in the big 10 you might see them be like okay give some merit to maybe but yeah i don't i mean there's more that goes into a traditional that stuff there's a shitload of money that they make because they they have the mbc contract and i don't know what the football team makes yeah they're not hurting every fucking home game is on tv on nbc and they get that yeah they don't split that with any other school no that's that's

that's theirs and so you know i don't know more than me but uh well and maybe that maybe the benefit of that outweighs a bowl game right yeah well yeah that's hard but and then fucking chief shit the bed too so i'm sitting here going here i don't think we're going to redeem ourselves And then I'm like fuck guys. We're gonna give Erik and Shaun a minute to get this off their chest Here with me and the show the push fuck the push push. Yeah I so I said this to these guys before I I'm not gonna go on a chief's ramp because they could have fucking won the game themselves They could have defeated the tush push. They tried the defense was like doing their best all that the game aside like the chiefs lost that game themselves in my opinion the tush bush independently of that game but that game just really solidified it for me is fucking horse shit they false start every time they're lined up in the neutral zone every single time they do it it's a terrible play it also is boring as fuck football like it's like why do we want to play we're not playing rugby quit playing rugby it's like a scrum yeah and i at first i was like fuck it good for them they came up with something new that's working like i do but now it's just kind of getting to the point where they literally did it on third down and fourth down yeah yeah like that's all the fuck you're gonna do like i mean it's literally a guaranteed yard every time sometimes to fucking it's it's hit three before yeah like uh it's it's nuts my argument to you

was just, I wish I would see other teams do it. Especially the teams that are bitching about it. It's like, motherfucker, do it. It's not like, get a really big center and fucking push. You know what I mean? It will work, but I don't know why no one does it. Well, I mean, I will say there's a couple of things. A lot of coaches probably are like, fundamentally, it's not following the fucking rules. You're teaching them bad fundamentals to line up in the neutral zone and false start. But that's the thing. It should be getting called then, and it's not. So that's on the NFL. That's in the, in the revenue.

You know what I mean? So, cause there's, there's a half, right? Half of the people are like fundamentals, this, that the other half is like, I don't give a fuck. We win. Right. So, you know, it goes, yeah, I agree. And I, and I'm, I'm not going to be like, I'm definitely not trying to be a sore loser. No, I don't. I know that. They should have banned it in the off season. Yeah. I was torn about it before. And now it's like, I thought they were going to pick your side, right? I picked my side. Here's the line in the sink. I watched them fucking do it eight times in a game. Yeah. It is pretty bananas.

But hey, there's no it's not college football, so they'll be fine. They just need to win some games and string wins together. They got the Taylor Swift mojo on their side. We'll be right. I'm going to turn my expectations low this year. That's probably a good idea to be safe, but I will just sneak in here real quick and say the Rams are two and oh, congrats. I'll take it. Yeah, because it's a little unexpected. So, but they're playing great. So they are. It doesn't matter. Football's back, baby. Like I'm still on that high, right? I'm just riding the high because I just love it. And I will say it did suck that it was 90 degrees, but being in the pool watching fucking football is a pretty good little.

Yeah. It's not a bad way to spend the day there for it. So it was pretty fucking sweet. I love it for you guys. I'm glad you guys got to, you know, do the pool thing one last time. Maybe not. I mean, fucking the rest of the week and into next week looks pretty nice too. Yeah. We don have it shut down yet It a weird September but I just I am one of those guys that once the tide turns here the thing man I made a pot of chili Yeah It over All right For me once I made that chili I was like fuck the sun fuck this heat Get out of here I want some I want to put on a hoodie and shorts and I want it to be a brisk 60. Yeah. God damn it. But whatever I did after going out to Shaun's, I did put the pool bag away for the year. I put it away. I put The towels away like I did the things do it again. Don't invite you know I will gladly pull But I kind of feel like this was the last hurrah Sebastian over here Was he saving anyone That's fair that makes sense yeah safety first little Sebastian I even turned on the moonshine For anyone that's listening that watches parks and rec I mean every time we say that I just think of the goddamn mini horse in that show I just watched a clip today about like little Sebastian died and I'm like oh Erik which a few episodes ago We talked about we never actually said that that was your nickname that we gave you down Wait, we didn't know no cuz you mean the dream story. I made the drink and you're like, we'll talk about that later

Guys we're professionals We're really good at this. So no, no, no time. Like the present, we were in the Ozarks and you know, we were floating around and all of a sudden, who did, who'd you do it to first? I don't even remember. Truly. She was like floating away. Kind of not even really that. I mean, I don't know, but Erik just came up and was like, I'll save you and like grabbed her. She's like, I don't need saving. And then it just continued from there to Ashley. And one thing we can't fucking keep them in the boat. The minute we slowed down, I was like, if I can jump out of here, we didn't tell that story.

I always use it until the motor stops. Every time I ask, does the motor stop? Okay, but the boat was still moving. We're literally going into a cove, and all of a sudden, I see Erik mid-air diving. I'm like, what the fuck? It took like two times for me to be like, why is he fucking asking if the motor's on? And then I'm like, ah, all right. And I just hear something like, get the fuck back on the boat. Hey, buddy, get back on the fucking boat. That's what it was, yeah. We need to put that on our shirt. Right, yeah.

To be a little fish. I don't think I've ever met anyone that loves water like Erik. water. I mean, I like being on the water, but not like that. He loves it. He wants to marry it. So yeah. So, I mean, I don't know. Good times. Yeah, it was good. It was good. It was fun weekend. So yeah, I have more to talk about, about football, but I'm like, I just had to say one thing quick, because I know this has been a lot about football, but fantasy football. I'm very sad because I decided, and we have kind of a friend's league called the Wolfpack and we've had it for quite a few years and I couldn't, my, my name used to be cup, my balls K UPP. Cause I loved Cooper cup, but he's not a Ram anymore. So I was like, I need to change my team name.

And I was like, I don't feel like putting a lot of thought into it yet. I think this is even more thought. So every week based on who I'm playing, I'm changing my name. So week one, this fucker didn't even say anything about it. I was so proud of it. I had, I was playing Adam and I named my, he doesn't like clowns. So I named my team just clowning around and I used AI and I made him into a clown and that was my picture fucker didn't say a word i didn't even i didn't even look at it god all this effort i put into this you guys just don't pay attention i would notice if you were playing me well it's gonna happen i wouldn't have noticed at all because if you're not playing me i would have just assumed that was your new name i would that was your name or you're like who the fuck is this guy yeah i think if we didn't if you didn't learn anything from the book tornadoes right Right. Not a good, yeah. Not a good marketing strategy.

So the reason I thought of how Adam didn't say anything was cause this, this week I'm playing Wade and I think I've told the story how Wade's like, you know, basically an 80 year old man, even though he's not, he's a young fella, but he doesn't like kids on his lawn. And I told us about how the fucking hot air balloon landed in his lawn. I think I did. And he was like, but some kids were like walking through his garden once he's like, you kids go scram and I'm like, The fuck says Graham in their 40s like what is wrong with you? So I think I'm my team name this week is like get off my lawn and then I found a logo that says scream So but he texted me Sunday, and he's like nice name you fucked my face So he noticed that he noticed and that's what made me go like fuck Adam and say a word about that that sucks Okay, so you get your well they didn't make that mean yeah, that means Wade setting his lineup, too Yeah, oh, that's a good point. Yeah, cuz last year He actually looks at it. Yeah. Wait, if you're listening, thanks for being on the ball for two weeks.

Hopefully you stay that way. We know you're going to be a little, I'd be playing a movie like, oh, fuck. He sets a team when I'm playing him. So bad. Yeah. I was, or when I needed somebody else, I needed him to win and like, come on. Yep. And he's just like, there's four guys out. And then at the end of the season, he's like, oh, did I say I was going to play this year? I'm like, motherfucker. Yeah. I have proof in the chat that you said you were playing. So, but no, everyone's doing great. this year so far so anyway enough about football so did i did i ever bring up there was something i meant to bring up with mike when he was on you know we we talk a lot about is this cool is this still cool wearing band shirts to the band you're saying did i bring that up oh no no okay because i i've always thought it seems weird but at the same time it totally makes sense you buy them there and you're seeing them so it makes sense to wear them but i think the same thing like if i have a brewery shirt on or something and then I go into that brewery, I feel weird.

Yeah, I don't. You don't feel weird or you don't do it? I don't feel weird about the brewery shirt thing, but I don't do the band thing, mainly because people have said it, I think. Like, people have said that to me in the past. Like, I just remember from PCU, right? Don't wear the shirt. I have a day. Are you sure I didn't talk about this? We talked about it. We talked about it off. Oh, OK. God, my memory sucks. I remember that from movie PCU Don't be that guy Don't be that guy I still say that I also think when you buy one I guess it doesn't matter For me I'm not going to wear two shirts Because I'll get fucking hot But I would potentially do it So I didn't have to carry it around All fucking night But I don't know It's weird to me to not Because I go to a fucking Chiefs game I throw in a Chief shirt I go to an Iowa game I mean, that's just it, right? I mean, that's fine. You're supposed to do it with sports.

So what's so, I don't know, but I, I don't know. It's just always felt weird to me to wear the banter to the band and same thing. Like I had a, I had a bar shirt on one day and I had to go in there to like, the kids wanted it for our eat out meal for the week. Cause we were eating out and I got there and realized I had it on and I felt like, oh fuck sucks. I think, see, I think that's the only one that's like maybe because I feel like it just it looks like you're trying too hard or that or b it looks like you work there and that's weird too that's the only part that's like work there that would bug me yeah go cook my fries peasant you're like hey so yeah i don't know yeah that's something i wouldn't want to bring up because i'm like i i just i've always felt like that but yet when you boil it down it totally makes sense to wear it there i mean i think even like the band shirt thing like if if i wore like okay let's say I'm going to see fucking St. Paul and the broken bones. Right.

And that's a band that I like. And I wear like some cool ass old shirt that like is kind of a collector's item of the band. People that see it are going to be like that. They're super fans. They're going to be like, Oh, that's fucking cool. Yeah. Like, yeah. But they're the only ones that are going to appreciate it. Exactly. Like the guy at the restaurant doesn't give a fuck. Cause they don't even know who that band is. Right. Right. I don't know. Yeah. To me, it feels like your time to show off your gear, but that's kind of the way I'm leaning but I've just never done the band thing because everybody made a big deal out of it so yeah I'd be curious to see what I gather from him is you just can't be wearing cargo shorts that fuck that and fuck you that's if you're on stage no flip flops and no cargo shorts well you don't have to worry about flip flops you'll never catch me with flip flops no knees and no toes yeah that's right yeah which I get it I mean he totally is right the more I thought like once he said that I'm like that makes total sense Yeah, but he's a professional and I'm not sorry. Yeah. So yeah, that was one thing I had. And then fuck something. Do you have something? No. Oh, no, you go, buddy. We just, my daughter's been on this kick recently and it's, it's really fun because she's getting into, she's not like a huge gamer or anything, but she watches like these YouTubers that are really funny and they're people like I find funny. And so she started playing resident evil. And I just remember playing that when I was a kid and it scared the fuck out of me. Cause it was all about jump scares.

like i'll never forget one of the first games you're walking on this hallway and a fucking dog jumps through the window right next to you and i threw my controller and i screamed so we're she's getting into those and so we'll sit together and she's playing like on pc and i'll sit there and like we'll kind of help each other through it and figure out the puzzles and stuff like that because it's all about puzzles in that game but it scares the shit out of you so constantly she jumps at everything there's like a jump scare she screams nothing scares me like watching it with her like I think it's just because I know when shit's going to come.

Are you just ready for it to come in? Yeah. Yeah. And also maybe because I'm not in the screen like she is. I'm kind of off to the side. But the other day we were, she was, she would record herself sometimes because if, if she got a funny video or something like that. And so I started recording us because I wanted to catch her jumping and scaring the shit out of her. And I recorded for like 20 minutes and then I was, I was literally about to stop it. And then something happened in the game and I jumped so hard. Like I thought I was going to push her out of her seat. It took my breath away. I thought I was having a heart attack.

Like I'm pretty sure my heart, like it was so bad. So, and she just starts laughing and I'm like, fuck this game. I needed a break. I had to get away from it. So if you're old, maybe stay away from the jump scare games. Cause I'm already on high blood pressure medicine. And I, so did you get that on tape? Did you? Yeah, it's on tape. It's hilarious. It's on tape. Yeah. I felt like I saw the, did you share that? I showed, no, I didn't share. I showed you and Erik like a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. So maybe it, maybe I'll post it one of these days, but I think so. It's, I won't do it again. I won't record again. Not if I'm there. I was trying to get her. I don't enjoy another shot. I figured it's time for another one here. Go ahead. I don't enjoy the like horror genre because of that. Like I didn't think I did, but I kind of do. I don't know. Cause it's not like that. I do.

I love horror movies. We kind of documented that that's you. That's not us. Yeah. When it comes to scary movies and shit. Yeah. I am the fucking black sheep of this group. Aren't I? Damn it. Well, I suppose. It makes me sad. No peeing in the shower and you like scary movies. Okay. But whatever. whatever. Can't get the blue one dude. All right. I'm fucking busy. All right. We were walking at a volleyball tonight and my son came to watch his sister play, but he missed it. But he used to hung out for a little bit and we were walking out and he's just like, does it feel to be the same height as your seven year old daughter? I'm like, fuck you, man. Like I'm two inches taller than her feels good. Yeah. Anyway, what were you gonna say?

I was just going to see, I was thinking we had an email. So we do. Thank you for reminding me. Cause I totally would have forgot that by the way, my backup charger that I have is not working. I'm going to throw it away.

Those things are pretty sweet though. Or I'll give it to Erik because he's the AT guy. He can fix it. Okay. I can check it out. Yeah. So we do have an email. This is from our, our friend, uh, Sheena. And she said, Hey guys, shout out to Sheena. Yeah. First of all, we love you guys. Chris and I try our hardest every week to get the kids to bed, enjoy some time together, have a few drinks and listen to your podcast. We love hearing your voices. I have an idea for a fun episode topic. Iconic sitcom dads from the nineties. This is fucking great. We need to, we definitely need to do it. Sure. There's such a range from wholesome to sarcastic and each brought something different to a family, to family TV.

Sorry. A few that stand out. Danny Tanner, full house. Yeah. That's right. Mine went right. Yeah. Oh yeah. See mine went to the next one too. Uh, but rest in peace, Bob Saget. Carl Winslow from family matters. Okay. Phil banks, fresh Prince of Belair, you know, Tim ho ho ho Taylor from home improvement, Homer Simpson from the Simpsons, Dan Connor from Roseanne. Very. Okay. I was going to say, yeah. And then this one, I wouldn't have thought of it. This one's fucking great as Al Bundy from married children. Honestly, that's kind of where my mind went full house. Like, Oh, wow. House in that. Yeah. Cause like that's that, I mean, that's a little older than all the other shows, but it slept on that show was fucking great. So good. Yeah. It's like the only thing that Fox had for a show. Yeah.

Like I really, I was like, this is so awesome. Cause it was more real. Like it was more like real family. Yeah. Yeah. It's more how me and my kids talk to it's all love. Uh, but she finished and said, Shaun, we come from a great family of dads ourselves. So I think this fits perfectly. Hope this makes the podcast. Love you guys. So thank you, Sheena. That was awesome. We appreciate it. And we're definitely going to fuck. I have a lot of brackets to make. Maybe, maybe I need to do, I'm going to do the comedic one and then get one going with show. We can do one with moms and dads. No kidding. Cause that would be good.

We need to work on that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So here's a question. If you did full house and you did like, if you're doing dads, do you count Joey and Jesse and Danny? Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? They're kind of all three. Yeah, they kind of all did it together. I think you count them. Yeah. I think, let's be honest, I'm sure Danny was the best one. But I don't know. For people who don't know him. I think I just like Bob Saget better. And knowing that. Okay, so I was just going to say this. I love that he's fucking so dirty. You know how many people don't know that? Yeah. Like anyone who doesn't know stand-up or never saw him outside of that.

They have no way. He was the most wholesome. How did he get that job? Yeah. I mean I don't know he acted yeah I mean but I heard actually I just heard it today it was on it might have been yesterday it was your mom's house their podcast and he was talking about how comics you have to introduce them you know like when they're in the club you introduce them when you're the next up on stage you know and he had to introduce him and he's like what do you want me to say and he just looked at him he goes They know why they're here just say my name He's like they fucking know why they're here Just say my name that's good enough and he's like that was the biggest baller thing that I ever heard yeah So girl is coming up. He's like I want to fucking be like that like I don't want some rap sheet I want to be no they fucking know why they're you know, you know They're here for me I was like, that's fucking sweet. That's awesome. Yeah. He just, he was the most wholesome.

He was so good at being like the just perfect, pretty two shoes dad. Right. And then you, I heard a standup like years later. I'm like, what the fuck? Right. And I mean, he's in a half baked and he's in that part when they're doing the AA meeting and he's like, you, you think that's an addiction or have you ever sucked dick for Coke? Yeah. No, that's an addiction, man. And you're just like, Danny Tanner, why are you talking like that? The best thing he's in is an entourage. Oh, I forgot about that. For a while and he was always there with the neighbor. Yeah. So he's at the Madison's house. So fucking good.

Dude, that's such a... I forgot about that show. I want to go back to that. I wish they would bring it back because they did the show and then a movie. Yeah. And it was so good. Don't ever do it. Ari was my favorite part of that show. Oh, I far. It wasn't even close. When they would bring on the other people, that was, yeah. Saget was great on that. Yeah. Well, you don't have that kind of money? I'm way rich. I'm so rich.

Oh, God. Well, shout out to Chris and Sheena. So I do know they do use this as date night. They use it. They listen in their garage and hang out and drink. That's fucking awesome. Listen to ours all the time. So if you're at home, use this to canoodle your partner, then shoot us an email. We'd love to hear about it. like it's not a poll but like a survey like I wonder how how how do people listen like because I always like in the car or me it's in the car or when I'm mowing or something like that yeah it's like just me but like it's cool to hear that so people listen to it together yeah it's different scenarios what cracks me up is they know a lot of our backstories so they'll hear things and they pause and then start talking about it because we reminded them of something they're like sometimes we don't even get through the episode like they're like one of them we got like 15 minutes into it and then it was like we have to go to bed like because it just led to other conversations so it's such a vicious cycle so basically they do what we do where we're like this is what we're going to talk about and we don't even fucking get to it or the people that are pissed about when they're listening they're the ones like come on that is not the story the story is i would love to be a fly on the wall for like those conversations to be like oh shit they're right you know what I mean it's pretty funny therefore so yeah thanks for uh emailing in that's that's really good yeah I love it I don't know I mean geez started thinking of some of those other dads I know I was I was doing that too there was like uh I mean if you go older than that there was like growing pains uh I can't think of his name now but uh that would have been too old for me

I mean, no, I'm yelling at the, at the, um, yeah, that's right now. Right. What was the other one? I'm trying. Oh, step-by-step. Oh, that was scenes. Alan thick. I don't know why. I know I couldn't either, but she nailed a lot. I'm thinking of all the TGI, you know, like, yeah, TGI, TGF shows. Uh, but I think she nailed most of them because it was like family matters, full house. step by step was one with Suzanne's summers in that yeah I think she was in one of those I don't remember I remember hearing about that but I don't remember I still kind of remember the theme song a little bit so I know I watched it yeah step by step yeah I remember day by day something something something will be different every day I don't know we always watched we definitely always watch full house and then it was yeah kind of a random if we an urkel i guess yeah suzanne summers patrick duffy patrick duffy yeah and step by step who was the dad patrick duffy right no no way i don't know i don't know who he is he's the fucking mick uh fucking the gray's anatomy guy uh it's dempsey Oh, what did he say?

Patrick Duffy. Who the fuck is Patrick Duffy? Patrick Dempsey is. God damn it. McDreamy. Yeah, I was like, McDreamy was on Step by Step? No. I want mine to be McNasty. Frank Lambert is a divorced contractor whose life left him. Has three children.

And yeah, so it's Frank and Carol. Yeah. When I was young, I thought Suzanne Summers did it for me. I was like, I always liked older chicks. I don't know why. Yeah. No, it's great though, because I always liked older chicks when I was young. Now I like chicks my age. So it like it was a very healthy way to you know what I mean To come about I was like when when when the word milf came out from america pie i was like that what it is like that that thing i like yeah there's been plenty of that though where the the guys get way hotter wives than they should have in some of those oh god almost all of them yeah is that a king of queens oh leah leah She, you know, where I first like remember seeing her and I was like, God, she's so hot.

We'll say by the bell. Yeah. She was in the beach one. Yeah. She was the daughter of the daughter, the asshole boss guy. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Mr. Cause I remember seeing her later in life. Yeah. Yeah. No, cause that was Kelly. Yeah. Kelly was Kelly. You're on it though. That's close. Huh? But then I remember talking about a show that like fucking shaped my life. That was like everything I know. The bigger the self on the better. Yeah. I want to be AC Slater. I want to Jerry curl. Kerosi Kerosi. There it is. You were fucking close. Yeah. But man, it, I just remember, didn't they end up doing another one where they're like older, like recently in the last like 10 years or am i there was something yeah i never watched it you know revival yeah it was the same thing with oh boy meets world that was because it wasn't like screech the principal or some shit like there was something weird yeah he died yeah no they did they brought it back again it was saved by the velk none not college years but the reba yeah the college world was still okay it's literally going to be screaming at the radio and we're getting it all wrong yeah she is gonna be like you guys are fucking idiots okay who is her favorite no i'm just saying she she could rattle off every bit of all of this like yeah in a second okay for whatever reason like music and pop culture pop culture 90s she's got a writer for alley she can just

tell she can literally like just all right tell you who's who like you want to take her to like trivia night in the 90s trivia okay all right yeah we should do another trivia night it's been a while just get our ass kicked well it depends on the topic we we've won we've won a friend's one before uh logan and i i guess we got second in an office one i won i've won two game of thrones ones that's probably about it okay i've never even come close to being good i don't all those random i just part of my problem is you'd be better at general like if it has to be fast no a little bit, but like it does come to me.

Usually it doesn't have to be fast though. Usually it's like nowadays you go out, it's a team of you, you have a sheet and it's like you just got to run your answer up within two minutes or what, I guess that's kind of fast. Yeah, I'm way better at general trivia than I am like. Yeah, because then it hits sports on a topic. Yeah. I just wish my brain worked like it used to, like I knew everything in the 90s, like all of the pop culture things about the 90s, but I think as I've gotten older, my brain kind of went like, hey, if you want to remember, you know, what your kids are allergic to and like their medicine, their medicines and stuff like that. We got to let go of some shit. And so I just start purging some stuff. The bottom fell out and everything prior to like 2010, just fucking right away. Yeah. I'm telling you mine, I've said it's like a hard drive and I got to capacity like years ago. Yeah. At least five, six years ago. And it's at that point, then it was like, okay, I can remember that, but I'm gonna have to get rid of something else. Right? Yeah. Yeah. One in one out. It's like a fire code, but I used to remember every player on every team that I would watch. I would know their backstory of the fucking backup quarterback was, you know, where everyone went to college and I could always do the Cubs lineup from top to bottom, you know, who their pitch was like, and it just, I got nothing now. It's like, even, you know, we watch Notre Dame or Iowa every fucking weekend. I can't remember anybody's name like at all. And it's like, Yeah. Oh, he's really good. Uh, what's his name? Uh, it's like, it's fucking weird for me. Yeah.

I do like that the quarterback, I have a quarterback's name's Grinowski. So everybody's like, was our ski? It's so easy to remember now. I was thinking Gronkowski at first. So I was like, is that, is that Gronk? I'm like, and then I was like, I'm like, no, it's Grinowski. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I get into it. So ground anyway. Yeah. Yeah. yeah I just it sucks if they if they could make a pill that could make me retain some shit I would be on it tomorrow because it's it's getting bad it still boggles my mind watching people our age there are dudes I we know some of them where they still can rattle off every guy on every team and my uncle Tony does it like he just knows granted he lives for sports but but still it's like I just can't do that anymore man I'd have to literally study to do it and I still would not remember it I just think it's, I think you're, it's also what's more important to you. I think that I was probably really good at all that shit too. When I didn't have a job that I really cared that much about or didn't have, you know, even like you said, kids and that stuff that now that you got a career and you got that and kids and that stuff all of a sudden, like you got to remember when rise a boat and all these things that you didn't have to worry about before. Right. Good point. Fucking grownup problems. People talk about plants to me. I just don't get it. I think they're great. Like they look good. They're good. They make you happy. I'm all four people like Kara has a fucking million of them, but Ashley's got a lot of plans.

They all have fucking names. Yeah, which is funny. Don't get me wrong. But again, I'm like, I have kept and I think I've done quite well kept my kids alive. It's kept me alive. I have a dog. He's happy and he's a little overweight. So he's clearly happy. That's it. I don't want more shit. I have to fuck it. Sorry. Sorry. Thanks. I forgot about my cat. Yeah. But yeah, I just like, I don't want, and everyone's like, well, they're easy. It's really not that much work. I'm like, but it's work. And I know I don't have time. Okay. Good. Sorry. No, I thought about it. Something else I wanted to talk about.

Shaun did the thing. Shaun did the thing. I did. I'm sorry. He's like, man, that'd be naughty. He pre-apologized. Hold on, Shaun. What was I talking about for the last five minutes? He's like, I don't know. I blacked out. You were guys. You were talking about me clearly. Get yourself. Co-host that you know really cares about you listen to your feelings and what's important to you, okay? And if you know an extra one, let me know cuz I'm looking for one too. Good God. Go ahead The stage is yours Have you seen the Charlie Sheen documentary? I was just gonna say that I was waiting for the gap And I was gonna say the same thing I've been watching it. No, I saw I saw part of an interview with him Great. Yeah, I want to watch it and I I've seen like snippets like about how he's sober now Which is fucking awesome, but I have not watched it yet. Oh Oh, is it just one?

I've only watched the, no. So it's like three parts. Three parts. I've only watched the first one, but the first one was two fucking hours. Yeah. Like I was like, holy shit. Holy shit. Really? Yeah. It's really good. It's fucking awesome. It is so good. I want to talk about, but I can't, I, you need a lot. Can you hit a couple of points that aren't like giant spoils? I mean, nothing should really be a spoiler, but I don't know. I've heard about all this in the news, but he got, he like gives the details. Like he does. Oh, the one thing I did hear, he, I can't remember what podcast. he was on but he talked about something part of why he was so fucked up he said is that he was on testosterone and he was like putting it on like suntan lotion you're only supposed to put like a little bit of that stuff he was like bathing and i haven't gotten to that part yeah so he was in so i don't remember they say i forget what the numbers are he says it like how many milligrams or yeah like or like what you're supposed to have in your body like if it if it was high was 70 he was at like 320 holy fuck i don't i don't know that those are right but like that's like the the space and the numbers so i wonder he's talking about tiger blood and shit so he hasn't talked about this yet in what i've been watching but like he's talking about plenty of other reasons that he's fucked up so like no i don't i don't think it was just no he wasn't this was not he say let's make a list let's make a top 10 list here but that's exactly what he does he's not using this as like oh like if i wasn't doing that i'd have it no he's he says it like yeah i fucking did everything to extreme you know what i mean like so there's something to do i did an extreme but what i did hear that wasn't in the stock that i heard in he was when he was doing

i think he was doing rogan maybe that's somewhere else that i was on youtube yeah you know he's on a couple of them but rogan he was on that one and he talked about that winning in the tiger's blood and shit yeah it was from the pitcher that was what was his nickname the beard or something like that. You do it with a big black beard. Yeah. Uh, uh, Google giants, pitcher, black beard. Yeah. Fuck. I knew he played for the giants, Brian. Anyway. So dude clearly died his beard, by the way. It was an Epic beard. Well, so when he was kind of going through all the, there it is. Yeah. So when he was going through all the beach boy, sorry. Okay. When he was going through the fight, you know, with, with, um, the producer and stuff of two and a half men, when all that shit was, Oh yeah. He called him Charlie Sheen just saw a game when he's pitching. He's like, I fucking want to meet that guy. Like blah, blah, I called him just from seeing him on. Yeah. Just from seeing him. Cause he watched him on a game, you know, whatever. And it's Charlie Sheen. He had his people fucking figure out how to call him and he didn't play. And he's talking to the guy and the guy's like giving him a pep talk. And he's like, we're just different dudes, man. We just fucking win. We got fucking tiger's blood, man. And we're fucking winners. You know what I mean? People just don't understand us. No way. And he goes, that's what was fucking playing in my head when all that stuff is. That's where he's like, I'm like winning because he's like, I get all fired up and I'm just thinking I got fucking tiger's blood. Like he told me and like, I'm a winner. I'm different. Plus he's got the testosterone of a fucking gorilla running through his blood. So that's where all that came from. That's where the winning comes from. And that's where the tiger's blood comes from. Like

he was this, that pitcher was giving him like a pep talk. Okay. I would love to know how Brian Wilson feels about this now. Does he even know that like he's you know? I don't know. Like Charlie says he was giving him like he's like I think he's just trying to be a good guy like give me a pep talk. You know what I mean? You know like whatever like we're here for you. Did you know? So okay so we won't do any more spoilers because I'm sure there's people that haven't watched it and I've only watched the first one. That's all I know. You guys have homework by next week. This will tell Mike on watching the rest of it.

so in the first one he talks about how him and nick cage were like oh yeah nicholas cage they were buddies their best buddies fuck yeah like dude they uh him and they were on a plane do you remember hearing the story about nicholas cage on a plane and like taking the intercom no so it was like he was on fucking like uh one of the late shows yeah and talking about it but he went up and took the intercom and told everybody that the pilot was not doing like he that he was the pilot and then I'm not doing well and the plane's going down and like, Oh my God. And like, got like almost got arrested. I was going to say, I'm pretty sure you can get thrown in jail for that.

The cops were waiting for him at the gate when they got off. They opened the door and there's six marshals ready to talk. Oh my God. I fucking love that guy. They let him off. Yeah. You got to watch it. Yeah. So they have parts of it and there's more that comes into that story. So you got to watch it. But Charlie Sheen was with him on the plane. Oh my God. Yeah. They're like running buddies and fucking they're crazy as shit. You know what I mean? like that same time, like that's one of those things that makes me want to, this is a little off topic of Charlie Sheen, but since we're talking about Nicholas cage, who is obviously my favorite actor of all time, he like they, something that's I've never heard a lot about him is drug use. Now I guarantee it's happened, but like it shockingly doesn't come up. They talk about how eccentric he is and how crazy he is. And I know he drinks like expensively, but I'm like, that dude has to be coked out at least some of these years.

At least when he was hanging with Charlie. I mean, Charlie doesn't like directly call him out and say it, but he was definitely using. They were partying. Yeah, we were partying and we were doing these things. And I started doing this after, you know, hanging out with him. I mean, Nicholas Cage literally acts like he's coked up constantly anyway. Whether he is or not, I don't know. But yeah, I don't know if that's still the case. I know that at the time, based on what Charlie Sheen saying, he was. Right. I don't even like cocaine myself. I just like the smell of it.

You just smell it over. fun fact about Mike. Don't do drugs, kids. I'm serious. So yeah. Yeah. So highly recommend it. Okay. So that's our homework. It's fucking, it's good. I like, yeah, like I watched the whole thing in one day. Damn. Like, like, yeah, yeah. I'll be finishing it tomorrow. Yeah, it was good. So maybe I'll start at, oh, there's Monday night football. Yeah. I'll watch. I've been wanting to watch. I didn't realize it was three parts. I also didn't realize it was fucking two hours for one part. So it's probably four hours total at least four or five. Oh, yeah. I was really shocked when I first started out, which I'm okay with. I, I love, that's another thing I can talk about. I love documentaries. Well, and this one's good because you know, all the P we lived through it and he fucking doesn't hold anything back. He tells everything, but there's parts of this. I don't remember. I I'm sure some people remember him.

I don't remember him playing him and his dad playing Michael Jordan playing basketball. That was like the very first thing that was before they're even, I know we were too young For that mark I was like how man yes You gotta see this thing. Yeah, yeah, fuck. Yes. Oh fucking cool. I'm like that is okay But I don't think that was like talk I don't think that was like behind the scenes. You know I don't think that was like out there for everyone to know it was a show that they did it was like where the These stars would take on athletes and those two took on hold on the crazier thing is how the fuck did they get Michael Jordan to Agree to do that cuz he he doesn't Jordan Jordan Jordan was probably a rookie. Oh Oh, so this is that long ago.

I thought everything you guys were talking about was Martin Sheen. He looks like a fucking athlete. He's a full on, like, Charlie Sheen was one of the first things he did. Yeah, Charlie was 20. Yeah, 20 was one of the very first things he even did. That's crazy. Does he talk about Emilio Estevez at all? Yeah, that's what I want. Emilio's not on the dock though. Emilio and Martin did not agree to be on the dock. They're not agreed to be on the dock. And Charlie makes comments that it's okay, he understands it, that it's not. It seems like they've kind of cut ties with him as far as we're not going to aid to this stuff.

We've already put enough of our life into getting you out of these holes. That makes sense. Hey, man, he's sober. Good for him. Some people need to get sober, and he fucking needed to get sober. He just needs to stay sober. Okay, but that brings up another thing. What the hell happened to Emilio Estevez? Where is he? What was the last movie he was in? Mighty Ducks? I think he does more producing now. Does he? Is he married? but I don't know. Fuck. I don't know. Or he just sits back and he's rich. I mean, good for him. Yeah. But I'm just like, it's, I don't know. It's weird to me when people drop off so suddenly and they probably could. And by the way, I get it. What's the last thing he did? Well, that's what I'm saying is like, there was no kind of, I feel like he just went away all of a sudden.

You're like, okay, was that 10 years ago? I feel like mighty ducks was the last thing that I noticed. So he shifted his career to writing and directing after his eighties, nineties acting career that long ago okay okay um i figured maybe something big he was in i just missed it maybe he's in a large oh he was he directed a film called bobby and a film called the public i feel like i've heard of the public bobby kennedy the one the story about bobby kennedy i don't know i think that's what it was that was a pretty big fucking movie yeah i don't know i'll have to click on it um he runs a vineyard intentionally keeps a lower profile to avoid the fame machine as he quote says it good for him is he married i think so um it's good to that because i the reason i love looking into the spouses is because half the time it's someone super popular and i had no idea and i just think it's hilarious and i'm like he's married to cindy crawford i don't know that you know what i mean so charlie's yeah it was it was oh yeah does he ever it was the kennedy film yeah well denise richards is on this too and she she's still looking oh no no really I mean, she's wild things, wild things, wild things.

She's still wild things. She's got work done. So I don't know. But she was so fucking hot. So hot. Like so fucking hot. They show them like on the red carpet. They show them on the red carpet and stuff. And you're like, oh my God, she was so amazing. Yeah.

Wait, didn't Charlie, does he have AIDS? Emilio Estevez. Did they talk about that? Married. They talked about it. Paula Abdul. What? That was a wild. They're divorced. They're divorced in 94. Yeah, that was back in his age. I didn't even know that. say that he's still married. He's not currently married. No, he was married to Paul. I had no fucking clue either. That was great. That's back when like Paul was banging like she was dropping hits. Anyone remember the the song two steps forward by her with a cartoon cat. Yeah, fuck that was a video dude. Yeah, I take two steps back. Oh, so good. I love that.

the like opposites attract and you know, God, I could see him. We're back, baby. You never know. You never know when we're just going to bust out in a rendition of something here. Shaun might just hit you with the taco bell song again. You don't know. You don't know. We keep you on your seat. You never know when that one's coming. That's, you never really just have no idea. But that's why I like, I love Wikipedia, man. I I'll watch a documentary and I'll even, I'm a fucking nerd. Sometimes I'm listening to podcasts and I'll just be writing shit down. I'm like, cause I'm like working, but I'm like, Oh, I need to Google that later. I need to Google that later. And then I spent an hour going down this rabbit hole that started at like fucking like Paul Abdul. And then it's like, somehow I end up at like Dolph Lundgren in the seventies and you're like, what the fuck is going on right now? But that's how I found out this isn't a big deal or anything, but the chick from SVU Mariska Hardigay, like her mom was Jane Mansfield. I didn't know that. And like Jane Mansfield was the one that died in the car wreck. Yeah. I think we talked about, yeah.

Oh, did we talk about it on the podcast? Yeah, but I'm like I never knew that. Right. That's why I love doing that because I always just find out the shit I had no idea about. Shit that Aaron just naturally knows. I always find it funny like some of the like siblings and family members. I'm like I had no fucking clue. Exactly. Or either they're connected or... Yeah. Well, and just shit comes up where you're like how have I never heard this? There's another part in the doc where he said something he goes and now everybody's gonna be pausing right now and Googling it. And googling it and Ashley's like Ashley goes you're fucking right Would you find out she's like reading it off to me like she's gonna hear me out. She's like okay, we watch it That's exactly how I was hilarious. I have I have to go down But he said he goes right now everyone's gonna pause and Google like what it is And sure enough weirdo yeah, I love it. I don't like I Remember a long time ago Burt Kreischer talked about on his podcast about starting another podcast called open tabs Did you ever hear him talk? Yeah. And he was going to, cause he all week long, he like opens tabs of stuff he wants. I dude, I have 55 open right now. Let me look. And it's all shit that is up for a reason. So I can't delete them. Oh man. You got some people right now.

I have 63 at the moment. You guys hear that? That's 60 now windows open. Now hold on his phone. 63 dude does not mean it's like 63 fun things to talk about. There's also like Uh, and step hot, honey, garlic, chicken and old people stuff like crackpot recipes. But there's a lot of stuff where it's like this movie that is crazy that I've never heard about how to set up a folder on this thing. And is it on your phone though? With that? You're saying tabs. Is that what you talking about Yeah Okay So he he was going to start a podcast cause he does that too where he was going to sit down and just go through talking about every open like that actually fucking very smart You never run out of shit to talk about You know what I mean? So, uh, stay tuned. We might be, uh, open tabs one of these days. So I have a, I have a friend. He doesn't listen to the show very much, so he probably won't ever hear that guy.

Just kidding. That's John Dooley. Hey, Dooley, I love you. We've talked about him before. He, like, so Chrome tabs, he will have a fucking thousand of them to the point where, like, you can't even see the tab to click on it. I'm like, there you got to close some shit. Like, what are you doing here? Like, how can you even find what you're looking for? You know, why that many? Like, I don't know. Or how slow is the fucking thing, Ryan? That's what I said. I'm like, you work on computers. Yeah, he's an idea. but i'm i'm like yeah this is my ocd that we were talking about in snapchat earlier but i can't fucking have it i like if i'm not if it's not active it's not something i'm doing right now it has to close like it has to your apps oh tabs and browser oh dude you would hate my phone okay is he the same guy like because i feel like someone like that would have 4 000 emails in their inbox um that blows my mind when i see that on people's phone i'm like i mine mine might be like 20 i don't know for sure he does a good job of keeping managing his mailbox but like i think notifications don't bother him and like i can't stand having the little i was gonna say sean gave me a look that one pisses me off like yeah sometimes you can't get the notification to go away and i'm like i'm gonna burn this thing and you know what it usually is you fucking go to your like homepage and it's like there's new options to to dress your little character i'm like shut up who fucking cares literally almost deleted the app because like it fucking pisses because boy that's aaron's get off my lawn moment i've ever heard how to get it the fuck off i can't stand it

yeah i have like a notification that's because i'm not ready to look at something that's why i have a notification i have my dumbness like yahoo account that's got you know a thousand and unread emails in it. Like the, so I have it separated. Like I have the podcast. Nothing good. I get to a point. I do get to a point with my email where like, I haven't looked at it in a week because of my personal email. Yeah. Like my work one isn't like that at all, but like this. Yeah. I have 59 at the moment, but that's, I haven't went through my email today. That's the only reason. Like it's usually around like 15 because there's just like stuff that I'm saving in there.

Yeah. And honestly, I just need to go through it and click on it once. I just do. Yeah. But if I, but I've literally seen people's phones where they had 4,000 emails 200 texts and i'm like what the fuck are you doing i don't you're gonna do that at least for me like if i clear it i couldn't do that anyway but i would just turn off the notification thing right in the settings like it would just be like no red dots period right it's no it doesn't i mean god i want to get a hold of eric's phone so bad just turn on every day i couldn't handle the if it was text messages i'd know freaking out exactly yes and i'm like do you not care about people what the fuck right like someone needs your house is like yeah yeah it's more urgent i feel like more intimate like you know and emails what like half the shit i have on here is because like buffalo wild wings or whatever thing i got signed up on that i got you know coming through i try to kill it but i don't mind that like that's fine solo stove and all that's yeah so like it's just random stuff that i feel like keeps kind of it's that's what those are red fucking dots that drive me crazy yeah that's what i get it it drives me nuts too that's funny where are we at for time are we it's uh yeah that's why good oh we're good okay yeah so something else came up recently i wanted to bring this up to mike when he was on because we have the same name god damn it oh that battery died it's an it's a noticeable time dog sorry everybody on the podcast. We have a fan in here because it gets a little warm and it just shut off. So like I felt, I was like, why am I hot? I didn't realize how much that was doing for me. And I'm

like, I can't breathe. I look over and I'm just like, turn on. Yeah. I think it has a timeout or something. Yeah. So I don't know. I was talking to my son. I'm trying to remember how it got brought up, but he said something like, does it suck? Like hearing your name constantly. and I'm like, yeah, I fucking hate it because it's such a pot. I was like, what do you like Mr. Fucking popular? No, no, no. Well, you know, just having that name, having the name Mike, no, he just said, cause he's noticed it, but sure. Friends and just our generation. He's like every, like that name is just insanely popular. I'm like, dude, yeah. I'm like, you have no idea how bad it was. Like, I'm like, it was, I think it was probably 25 years or something. It was the most like famous, most popular guy's name. And I hate it. And I hate the name Michael. So I've never went by that. So I've always been Mike or Mikey or whatever. And that's fine. But I'm like, you'll, I don't think that name will ever come back. And I'm good for that. But like, even, even the popular names now, like Logan is actually really popular. Logan, Hayden, you know, but none of them, I don't think are that big, but it was kind of funny. Cause I got to thinking about like, man, you don't hear certain names anymore. And look at Logan goes, what was the baby said he goes yeah I've never heard of a kid named like Rosemary or Richard I was like that's a good point can you imagine meeting a baby and they're like this is Richard and you're like ooh why this is Bob like but no Richards are ever called Richard anyway so there probably is a bunch of Richards I think there's a lot of older names

too that have just kind of gone away that's what I mean like my grandma's Patricia well my mom's name's Patricia but she goes by Patty but any of those any of those variants though when was the last time you heard someone under the age of 50 with that name oh true you know what i mean my grandma's name was agnes so you're never gonna hear that one again that's not coming aggie i mean you'll hear it but it's rare yeah i guess is the point you know what i mean like you guys have fairly common names too sean i there was lots of sean's when i was growing up like in my class but i don't fucking ever hear sean anymore no that's just it i don't either i don't ever hear that at all yeah like there was three or four in my class i remember yeah i don't know it was just kind of funny because i got to thinking about i'm like man it would really if i saw a baby named certain things i'd be like why the fuck did you do but yeah i don't know i i'm a sorry for anybody that has oddly named kids but i'm i struggle with the whole like why are we putting extra letters in the names just to make it fucking unique braxton paxton faxton like it's just like yeah stop well but also it's like like lillian but it has like seven y's i'm just like yeah jesus christ just or peyton like you're trying to make it unique for no reason well i'll tell you as someone that has a sean spelled in a different way that i always have to spell it's fucking annoying you know i mean like i for so long yeah a un is like oh that's no that's rare yeah s-e-a-n and s-h-a-w and are more popular than s-h-a-u and so it's like i always have to spell it and that's also because there's a small voice you

know that they do it but so when you're someone else and you have to like do it you're like this say same with Erik with everybody everybody has a C yeah that's right I don't give a fuck I gave up a long time ago well that's I've got the point where I don't care either but it's like I every time I'm calling in for something I have to spell it out to like you know I mean I don't have that problem but if someone spelled like myke on my Starbucks cup I'd throw hands I'm like that is nice don't stop fucking don't new age me you every time I go to type your name I'm always like it's a K right it's a K and I'm like I know it but then I'm like always like second guess it never and never bothered. Yeah, at least you both have the rarer way of spelling your name.

You know, I had two other Erik's in my class all through school. And so and they both were C's. Yeah. And so it's like I was always a C all the time. I was just like, I gave up before I was graduated out of high school. I was like, I don't care. Well, then my last name, Barry B.A. Everyone wants to spell it. Yeah. Yeah. If fucking male shows up at my house spelled the right way, it's like a miracle, you know, otherwise it's, I always know it's just some fucking offers. Yeah. What's your middle name? William. Oh, I knew that. Oh, God damn it. I didn't know that Billy. Oh, I know Shaun's and I'm trying to remember it. I got two. Oh, fucking goddamn confirmation. Uh, no, it's not from that. You just got used to have to, what is it? What is it?

Christopher Ryan. Shaun Christopher Ryan. Okay. Yeah. So my dad is Christopher Shaun. So he wanted it. So that's why my name is Shaun Christopher. And then my mom would. Ryan was her mom's maiden name. So she wanted it somewhere. Okay. That's the other thing is someone, someone in like Logan's class. I don't know. Something was, their name was like Barry Barryson or something like that. And I'm like, why would you do that? I don't like, you have to be fucking with your kid. It's so common that people do that. They'd be like, if I named my kid Owen, I'd be such an asshole for doing that. Like, I don't get it.

Dr. Bobby. His name is Bobby Bobby. Bobby Bobby. Yeah. I just, I don't know. Anyway, it just got, yeah. I told him I'm so thankful that that name died because I'm like, I fucking hated it growing up because it was everywhere. Are you Patrick? Patrick. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I fucking know that. That's weird.

I haven't seen Patrick's day. I don't know. random shit that just stuck in my head. I knew yours once you said it. Yeah, I always thought, because don't some people that get confirmed get a second middle name? Well, you have a confirmation name. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. So I don't even remember what mine was. I don't remember mine either. So clearly it was very important. I clearly loved it so much that I dropped it. It was probably fucking Richard. And I was like, I'm out.

Richard! I don't go by that anymore. That's some old shit. So, Oh, you'd make a good Richard. Yeah. I'm a good dick. Friends call him. His friends call him big dick. Oh my God. When, when I, when we worked at us cellular, this was ages ago, obviously. So the guy called in next and the person next to me took the call and I'll never forget this. Cause like I could, he made me like, listen in. The guy was like, pulled up his name and he's like, Oh, is this Mr. Head? And he's like, yeah. And he's like, okay. And he's like, can you call me by my first name? And he was like, so his name was Dick Head, but it didn't even say Richard. So the guy like the kid next to me goes, Oh yeah.

Sorry, Mr. Richard had, he goes, no, say it like it's spelled. Like he wanted him to say it. And he was like, I'm sorry, Mr. Dick head. Cause he was so scared of like, and the guy gets just cracked up and then continued with the call. And I think he just got his jollies off of making people uncomfortable. I'm guessing that he was like something like Richard something, but then like he was like, I'm going to sign up for every yes. Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. And honestly, I love it. I'm like, if you have that own it, see exactly kind of parent does that though. That that's my point is like these parents are I just, I don't get it.

Most people try to protect their kids. I mean, in the 80s and stuff they didn't as much they were like fuck it go get go get abducted it's fine but it is funny you do hear some names you're like oh fuck that kid doesn't even have a shot oh dude well even aside from that one like the like the popular la names like that that celebrities do it's fucking terrible like didn't gwyneth paltrow name her kid like apple why i just i've heard so many funny ones in that sense where i'm like they just couldn't decide and they like looked at the pantry and pick first thing they saw what the fuck yeah what's up fruit platter water bottle a friend of mine told me that his mom was a teacher in st louis and she literally had two brothers twins lamon jello and orangelo literally spelled lemon jello orange jello no fucking way dead serious jesus christ all right we're really now we're fucking talking This was a while ago.

This wasn't like current times. This was like, you know, back when we were kids. I was like, wait, what were the jellos again? Limangelo and Arangelo. So lemon and orange. Yeah. Say, because lime would make it pretty good. Limangelo. Limangelo. Yeah. You don't want to be Strawberry Joe. I can't even do it. Never mind. Blueberry Joe. I don't know.

I'm trying to think of the stupidest name I've ever heard of. Who? Other than Mike. I don't know. That's fine as long as you make fun of yourself. I mean, I'm really fucking good at making fun of myself. Remember my therapist saying that a long time ago? That's right. That's right, guys. I care about my mental health. I go to therapy. She was like, you got to stop being so self-deprecating. I'm like, well, I heard if you're good at something, you should never stop doing it. And I'm the fucking, no one makes fun of me better than I do. And she was like, do you always have to be so sarcastic? And I was like, it's kind of my thing.

So yeah, I'm like, I don't know how not to do it. And then she went, oh, fuck, this is going to be, it's going to take a long time to get you right here. Yeah, she got a lot bigger notebook the next time I sat down. She was like, oh, I should be paying double for this shit. So. You're not busy for a few years, buddy. Oh, dude. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, I remember saying something to you once, like, it was something. It wasn't unicorn, but it was something like that, just about, like, how unique I am. And I was like, I don't know if you mean that in a good way. And she goes, I don't either.

And I was like, are you supposed to be making me, like, feel better about myself? Isn't that, like, part of the gig? And she's like, honesty. is the name of the gig. I can be funny too. She can like, she's fucking hilarious actually. So I think that's why we get along so great. But yeah, that's the thing. That's true folks. Like Shaun said, honesty, therapy doesn't work unless you're honest. You're just fucking wasting your money. So look at you. I love it. Yeah. I'm just a little heartfelt. Today, the mental health note of the day here for it. Cause it was, we only want to be started on that. This week's been a shit show.

Oh, we're going to have a lot to talk about this week. It's Monday. This week's been hell. Yeah. It's just busy, man. There's just so much shit going on. But it's a good thing. Like I said, I just want this fucking temps to cool off. I'm tired of being hot. I do too because I'm about to go on a bike trip. Oh, shit. Where are you going again? Madison? Wisconsin? Yeah, we're going to ride from Madison back to Cedar Rapids. So I leave on Friday. You're a psychopath. We're going to ride Saturday through Wednesday. And Wednesday, we're coming back and we're going to ride Wednesday night bike club here in cedar rapids when we get back you're gonna get back and then go right to that you're fucking yeah i had to break that news to the wife and she's she's okay with it oh i was good that's next she's a good person like this is this that's good keep building her up why do you build me up she's still mad at me for taking the side of the The cheater. Yeah, you do need to come back from that. Don't bring it up.

Wait, what? Oh, you, yeah, the guy at the Coldplay concert, you're like, his wife's probably a bitch. Oh, whoops, I just say it again. Tell us how you feel in the comments. Here I was, working my way out of a hole and I'm right back down again. You can't bring it up. We love you, Aaron. I'm sure she's a very nice lady. I was going to say, like, maybe I'd meet out for the bike, but that's next Wednesday. It's not in two days Wednesday. Yeah. So yeah. Okay. Next Wednesday. Yeah. But you should still come out. Bring kids. It's going to be a spectacle. Oh yeah. Hey guys, you want to go see a shit show live?

Like, well, I mean, you could just come down the sag wagon and no, get a bite to eat, have a drink. Yeah. Throw stuff at us as we roll in. So you guys are literally playing like that's like you are going straight there. Like you hope to roll in your timing it so that you get there. Right. Yeah. We're going to talk to the people that are the other people that are doing it and see if maybe they want to ride north and meet up with us and then we'll all ride in or something like that okay i don't really want to like roll into town and then go south like that's well that's why i was thinking i'm like that seems kind of we're gonna i mean we're riding in from independence that day so we're already gonna have enough miles for the day so hopefully the weather's good i mean it looks like it's gonna be warm ish next week so i think it's circling down a little bit yeah a little bit like this not 90s if it's 70s 80s i'd be super happy yeah i think it's gonna be like i thought that's what i saw so i do want to get any like torrential down. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. I'm like, I know it's supposed to rain a couple of days because I don't mind rain. I just don't want like the limestone trails to get muddy and shit.

That would suck. Get all slick. Oh yeah. Yeah. So that'll be fine. We'll figure it out. Me and Shaun are fine. We just don't get on a bike and we're good. Right. Yeah. We're going to ride. Me and he is kind of the glue that holds this thing together though. So we are pretty fucked guys. If he doesn't come back, you're going to hear a very different podcast. Is this thing on? Hello? Shut the fuck up, man. I'm trying my best. Everything's going to be shorting out. Yeah. Maybe we should set up a camera and fucking watch us try to set up this thing on. Oh, my God. That would be pretty cool. Only one of the mics will work.

Where do I stick this? Plug it in there. I can see us having a two-hour podcast and only one of the mics was on. So it's just like Shaun talking and then silence. And then Shaun. It would actually be like, it's on, but it's this one. And you guys heard it over there. We would just sound like mice behind a wall. No, I'm a cat, seriously. Yeah. Fucking shit show. Oh, boy, that would be pretty good. We are professionals, ladies and gentlemen. All right. All right, you guys ready for the joke? Lay it on us. Yeah, hit us with it. It's not a dad joke, but it matches the topic. Ooh, yay. Charlie Sheen? Yep.

Oh, God. How much Coke did Charlie Sheen do? Seven grams in one day. I don't know. Is that right? Seven grams? Enough to kill two and a half men That's hilarious, you did like seven gram rock or seven seven rocks I don't even know how that works. Yeah, I don't either so that's why seven Graham rocks or something. I don't know yeah Pretty crazy. Yeah, but yeah enough to kill to nap. That's a good one. That was a good one. No, I totally it was from his roast I thought it was great. Oh Oh, that's a thing though. His roast is fucking great. Right. A lot of those are, but his, that was one of the best ones. So I'm glad you guys didn't, hadn't already caught that one.

Well, that's, I did. I mean, I've seen it, but I didn't even think of that. I think if we would have sat here, we made, might've thought about it, but it was better that way. It was well done. That was a good one. Good job. So, well, thank you everybody. Thank you everybody for listening. We appreciate you. Please shoot us an email. If you want to weigh in on anything we said, we especially love the topic. So if you guys can think of anything we want to bring up as far as, is it still cool or is this better than that whatever uh go ahead and shoot us an email it's we're still cool right at gmail.com um and then you can find us on the socials uh under the same name yeah yeah send us your messages about how you're listening too that'd be great to oh yeah yeah i'd love to hear how everybody yeah shoot us an email or or just comment on one of our posts uh like you know because there will be a post a couple of them this week uh but yeah we'd love to hear it i mean i know i i mainly listen to it in the car but when i'm working i'll put earbuds in if I'm like on a big project and I'll knock a few out. So yeah, let us know. I think this is going to become a favorite shot for anyone that hasn't had it. So yeah, definitely make one of these.

It's delicious. And it's also, it's not super strong. So for anyone who, you know, if you just want an easy shot, it's fucking the fireballs. Oh, I do. Why don't you bottle those things or let's get that going. That's exactly what we need. So yeah, there it is. The worst of a cool right shot. I called it. I called it. Shaun's going to go home right now and pat the fucking thing. By the way, guys, I quit the podcast. So thank you all for listening. We'll see you next week. See you later. Bye.