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Ep. 30Sep 10, 20251:05:05

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Football is back and we celebrate with some delicious drinks and discuss kayaking, fostering dogs, Phillies baseball Karen and texting etiquette. We also finally started our scooter gang!!

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Football is back and we celebrate with some delicious drinks and discuss kayaking, fostering dogs, Phillies baseball Karen and texting etiquette. We also finally started our scooter gang!!

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Are you ready for some football? A Monday night party! I'm loving that it's back. Dude, I'm so excited. Like, yesterday, I'm just going to get right into it. Yesterday I fucking chili on the fucking in the crock pot. Yeah. I was cleaning. Saw it. We also were crazy. We got all of our Halloween shit out because my kids are psychos. And I was like, yeah, let's do it. But goddamn red zone on all goddamn day. Good to go. Barn burner of a Sunday night game.

Yeah. Yeah. God. And tonight it's going on too. So let's hurry this fuck up so we can get to the football. You kidding me, right? Hey, let's record Monday. It's a great idea. All right. I know. It wasn't like a couple of weeks ago. I'm like, guys, there's some really good specials on Monday. We got to fucking figure this out. Or we got to record a little faster. I love it now with football. We got Tuesday and Wednesday. Otherwise, it's like, man, here we go. I know. I'm just, there's not a better time of the year for me. I know summer's fun. Don't get me wrong, but life just feels complete once football's on.

It's the best time of the year by far. It's just not even close. It's just so, so good. Unless you hate football, which means you're an American. You should just move to Russia or something. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. You're just going to be sad for a while, but. But here we are. We're back. Back for another one. It's been a little bit, and it's great to be back here. So this is the We're Still Cool, Right? Podcast. For those of you that join us every week, welcome back. We got a pretty good drink here today. It looks fucking delicious. You will see it on socials and please make it with us. But then if you're new here, we like to share a drink, get it out on our social media.

So follow us around everywhere at We're Still Cool, Right? I don't know. We're on pretty much every social you can get to. All the good ones. Try to get the drinks out the day before. So, you know how we make it. If you want to have it with us, we'd love it. So it's just one big party here. So we're even on that old person social media. Did you know like Facebook is for old people? I've been told. That's not what we haven't talked about. I knew we're old. And we're kind of crushing it on Facebook. So it's like then it makes us even older. We ain't going back. We try to pretend like we teeter on both ends.

But our social media presence is different. So anyways, I'm Shaun. I'm Mike. And I'm Erik. And welcome. so today's drink let's jump right into it tell us because that's right i'm pretty excited here for it so it's called the transfusion so this has been on my list here for a while it's one of those good summer drinks um it's there's a there's a um a beer cart girl that shares tiktoks that always has these and i saw this right away i'm like this looks delicious um so it's vodka um It's a shot of vodka which I went a little heavy on It's grape juice and then ginger ale so And she did like two swirls of the grape juice and then then topped up to ginger ale So haven't we had we've had a transfusion before haven't we? No we had something else It was also from this yeah, that was like a water hazard It was delicious too, which I drink those all the time. So let's give this a shout here. Yeah, cheers cheers everybody at home Hope everyone's having a good one It's better if you drink it out of a pink straw like me.

That's fucking tasty. That is good. And we had to jump to a crayon grape. Yeah. Because. Yeah. Shaun called a little last minute and said, I need an audible. Someone needs to go grab grape juice ASAP. And just like last time when Erik was muddling them in the parking lot, we couldn't find any. Yeah. Before, you know, when I was just doing the window washing thing, I had all kinds of time on my hand where I could pick up drinks and everything else. Now I'm like, yeah, I'll get the drinks. Well, full-time job on that and then trying to get Cooper from practice because heaven forbid he fucking be the first out He's the last out every time, you know, talking to friends talking to yeah, the whole deal And so I'm like sitting there. I'm like texting him. I'm like move your ass dude. I gotta get it Well, yeah, and that's the thing like I I get it I'm like you're having fun with your friends, but they don't they don't think like an adult They don't realize there's shit to do you're like alright. This is just fun for you right now Jesus Christ we're gonna be sober for our podcast it doesn't work on here. We tried to get great brandy over at the So So I will say if you got grape I bet it's better with just grape juice, but this is pretty fucking good So anything you got well, I bet you can do like a great Gatorade or anything any kind of great flavor I think you'd be alright. We could have did that. I was thinking about it when we were over there because like they had like grape energy drink and I'm like, well, I don't really want to chug that at fucking seven o'clock at night. But yeah, no, it's I think it's delicious. I think it might be better like this. I don't know, but I like the crayon a little bit.

actually i do i like the crane with booze yeah yeah it's really good with with that one i'm stocked over here a little bit of weller um i got a beer just in case i run out hey but then i got us a special little something here actually i didn't one of cooper's buddies um they were he spent some time with some family with their family down in tennessee and they brought me back some apple. It's a fanciest shot glass. Cooper bought me this shot glass. This is my Dollywood. You got it from Dollywood, right? He's like, Dad, I got this for you. He's a good kid like that. But they brought us back some apple pie moonshine.

And this is like legit moonshine. This isn't where you go to Casey's and they have moonshine with the boo. It's not like that. This is the like passed down family generation type recipe. Did the old booze test to it you want to explain what that was yeah the proof test what is that? You proof it you shake it and you see how fast the bubbles go away And I will say the bubbles went away very Stick around long so I just pour a little shot glass I figured okay I could take a sip and you could try it too. Don't have a little nip as they say I definitely don't need a whole shot of that tonight Oh, man, and if anyone wanted that's moonshine and that is Yeah, yeah That's really fucking good and really fucking smooth for how strong that is really smooth like that's dangerous Yeah, you don't want to know more of that. No, no you fuck around with that. You're gonna end up in a bad You could light it on fire. Oh for sure We could definitely run a car off it if we really wanted to maybe only for so long But you can get them started.

I may not start again, but it'll get you in a pitch, baby. And if people are like, man, you guys seem like you're celebrating or something. You know what we are? Because it's fucking Monday Night Football tonight. Monday Night Football, the first one. Did you ever hear Shane Gillis' thing talking about why his dad drinks or whatever? He's like, there's just always a reason. He's like, Dad, it's fucking Sunday at noon. What are you doing? He's like, it's fucking Sunday football. He's like, oh, okay. And then he's like, why are you drinking Monday? He's like, fucking Monday Night Football. And he goes, Dad, it's Tuesday.

What are you doing? There's fucking no football I have been guilty of that more than once yeah, you know like it's you could take this little thing and make it well It's an event we got a you know yeah, I mean the Cubs around tonight. They have 162 games. I know but still we gotta watch it I have been guilty of that one before the night But you're not even watching the game. I'm like if the channel was messing up on time right now Yeah, no getting started on not being able to watch the Cubs I'll get all pissed off. I checked it. Yeah. No, that's delicious. So, yeah, I think it'd be best if you and I just split that.

So we are not too banged up here. But hey, man, it's been a few weeks. How have you been? Yeah, well, we had a guest, and then, you know, obviously, there was a holiday. So, you know, every now and then we do have to miss one, but we are committed. So, you know, we make sure we have a backup if we need to do that. But, yeah, we haven't really talked about current shit in a couple weeks. No, like we said, when we first sat down with this mic, I was like, hey. I forgot what it's nice to say. Yeah, yeah, it's weird. So there's been so much stuff that's happened, good mostly. But I'm like, one of the things I was most excited to talk about is because we've joked about making a scooter gang.

Yes. And we took our first steps. And it sounded. We did a test run, if you will. We went to the market after dark a few weeks ago or a couple weeks ago. and uh you know it's basically a farmer's market at night here where we live and uh you can drink in the street and there's vendors and you can go in and out of the bars with drinks and you know it's our little time to be like look we're we're nolan it's like a big city yeah it's like mardi gras look only no titties are out but um but yeah so we did that i knew something was missing it really would be way better just saying um there are kids well there are kids yeah I was just thinking that like, well, someone needs to play with the beads.

So it's fine. But yeah, we wrapped up. We met some people and Erik's lovely wife was there with some of her realtor friends. And I don't even know how it came up. But everyone was like, let's go to SAG because it was kind of winding down. And it turns into a shit show down there. So let's get out of here. Yeah, because you get too old to be down there. Exactly. Get out of downtown. It's a man's game at this point. Nobody wanted to stop. We wanted to go one more place. Yeah. But we didn't want to like deal with traffic and people and all this stuff. And obviously we're not going to drive because we don't drive like that.

So we were going to call an Uber and then, but Erik was on his bike. Erik biked there. And so he's like, just bike with me to sag. And we're like, we got dropped off. What are you talking about? And he's like, let me just fucking produce a bike out of my ass. He's like, there's scooters everywhere. And like fucking Kara and I and a couple other people looked at each other. We're like, we would do that. So we went and we went first of all, the app is so cool because it shows you where they're sitting. Like wherever someone left it right so we grabbed three of the four we needed like instantly and then the last one like everyone We tried was like dead and those so this poor guy. It was one of the co-workers of errands. Yeah, he's like dead next one dead But we fired up them scooters and we hit the trail at god 11 o'clock at night I think it was it was pretty late. It was probably like 10 but but Erik's got a really good headlight So he's leading the way Honestly, I could have just got killed by a hobo in the back and they wouldn't have known until they got to the bar I think it's great that Erik started the scooter gang, which has been a dream of Erik's and While he's on a bike.

And then wasn't even on the scooter. Exactly. That is kind of fucked up. He's like, losers, I got a real bike. Yes. Go rent one. Hey, you know what? My ass was not getting tired no matter how far we went. True. But he had his big ass speaker going, so we had music the whole way. It was a really good time. So, but that segues into, I have joked about getting like a moped just to kick around the neighborhood. Like they're kind of, we've talked about it. They're still cool. You know, our buddy Matt, shout out to Matt. He has one that he just kicks around on sometimes. So I found one on marketplace.

I wasn't looking for it, but it popped up and it was like pristine looked bad-ass. Like it was all slick looking. I'm like, man, that's seems really nice. It was only a grand. I was like, I thought that looks like it'd be more than that. So I texted it to Matt and a couple other guys and I was like it might be time for the scooter gang And Matt this fucking dream killer. He's like you have to have a motorcycle license for that one. It's over 50 Yeah, I could do that But that's a lot of work for just starting a scooter Probably feels like the thing to be easy to get a license on because I heard that like it's tough to get your motorcycle license because of the Like course you have to do yeah, but I don't want to drive like a small like scooter to get you do it on that Yeah, because if they made me you mainly don't want to do it on the street bike just cuz they don't have that like short Yeah, yeah, I think they have a chopper out there. Yeah, yeah You want to be on something that can maneuver a little bit easier exactly so I was like well I guess the scooter gang can wait cuz I want a cool one. I want it to look cool I could always just put like flames on it or something. Hey, I mean Just it fucking takes a lot to make it look cool I'll tell you that one.

You just gotta wait. Just get the orange, the old school orange one. Just get the orange, the old school orange one. It'll be fine. Do they make mopeds with a sidecar? That'd be sick. Cause I would just be in someone's sidecar with a helmet on. I think you'd probably need to have one that's got motorcycle power there, because it's, I don't think that baby's staying up. 50cc is not making two of our asses up. Hey, I don't weigh that much, it'll be fine. We'll max out. Sure, as long as you go downhill, I'll just be fine. We're gonna max out at 19 miles per hour All the first half beeping at us the whole way go around So yeah, but it was our first foray into the scooter gang and it went great. It was it was a great time So it's awesome. Yeah, that's something I had recently. I've got more but yeah, what about you recently?

I can't remember if I talked about this did I talk about when I was on the Ozarks with my uncles and cousins and shit it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That was a good one. Right there. I had like a brain fart. I was like, I know I heard it, but I don't know if that was on the podcast. But anyways, that was a good time. But yeah, Saturday. So we were supposed to be down at the lake again this weekend. Oh, and Ashley ended up hurting her back like bad, like she's like pinched in her, but it was like really bad. Like she couldn't do anything. And so hold on at our age. Was it like she just picked something up? She doesn't even know what she did. So I'm going to feel bad for her, but like, Yeah, it's horrible.

So like Friday she was in pain and she's like, I don't want to go down there and then be in pain. You know what I mean? Because I'm not going to want to get on the boat or anything like that. So it's like, okay. So we decided we were going to stay in town. And so Saturday, I didn't, I already had everything. I already had everything ready to be gone for the weekend. So I didn't have any chores or anything I really had to do. And I'm like, she doesn't want to do anything. Doesn't want to go anywhere. And I didn't want to leave her alone and come meet you guys for the Iowa game. You know, I thought about that, but I'm like, I'm not just going to leave her alone.

So I sat up on the deck and watched basically, I don't know, 14 hours of college football. That's a good day. It was fantastic. Like I just sat there because we just did redid the deck, you know, got that done. We got the TV hung and it was a beautiful day. And I'm like, we're not going anywhere. And I like, I cracked a beer at 11 when the Iowa game kicked off and just chilled, chilled the whole night. Like it really was like the perfect day. It was like awesome. like I made like I don't know like some queso dip and Whatever some stuff kids had I don't know like Cooper went and played golf that day And Sophie did something and whatever and they came back and I'm just sitting out there Ashley was like watching with me and then she's like in pain and then she had to go lay down Yeah, then she like fell asleep. So I'm like basically just sitting there like 14 hours You're like the kids come and go but dad stays right here You know where to find me.

That's the, I don't know. That's what I like so much about it, though, is like, there should be no judgment about it. No. I don't care if you do judge. I don't care if you do judge me. We always had stuff going on. This was a Saturday where I was like, you know what? Fuck it. My only thing I learned this Sunday when I did my veg day and just watched football day, I had texted Layla and my daughter and was like, hey, we're just going to have a chill football. It's the first day of football. like we're just gonna chill i'm gonna make like game day foods and we're just gonna hang out and watch football and she's like well who's coming over and i was like you and me and and the dog and that's it and she's like well it just feels like it's kind of pointless if no one comes over and i was like look i understand what you're saying she's already i've already ingrained in her like a football party you gotta have everyone over everyone brings a side and i'm like we will do that don't get me wrong it's gonna happen a lot but i'm like some of these days you just wake up and decide we're just going to do this thing.

Right. So, and I made way too much chili where it barely fit in the crock pot and my kids don't eat chili. So that was just for me. Yeah. But you can free chili freeze is so good. It does. And then you can save it for another party. Otherwise it's great for the week. You just and that the thing I smash it all this week And that just reminds me a buddy wanted some he like can you just leave it out and I pick it up from your house I forgot to do that So after this episode I have to make the kids do something for me But anyway, so did that. But like, you know, them, like their favorite, they love these little, I call them, I don't know, they're like mini pigs in a blanket.

It's like little Smokies and a crescent. But I found a game changer. I didn't know they make a Hawaiian sweet roll crescents or croissants. So I did it in that. Fuck, it makes them 10 times better. A little barbecue sauce. That's the best part about this time of year. I mean the fucking game day food. Yeah, the weather Everything it was I'm actually mad at this coming weekend cuz did you see it supposed to be like 92 on Saturday? You guys got any plans? It was gonna happen. I know second fucking third Summer or whatever we get. Yeah, I'm angling for something. So you guys just hold tight. All right, so Are you gonna I have an idea?

It's everything you want it to be here. So, so this is Christmas. It's, I feel like it could be. So we'll see. We, we need to Ashley to get on the mend here, but I, we hopefully we'll have a, another good conversation. We're good. You know, I'm down. Right. Um, yeah. Something else that kind of big that happened. Your boy won a kayak. Fuck. Yeah. I can't believe it. I fucking think it was huge. You've been talking about buying one for like two years now. Yeah. And then what did I do instead? I went and entered a drawing so many times that I probably paid for three kayaks over but you know what So what it was was a local a local venue here had This beer on God damn it shout out to Clint because it's a it's the one we did on the podcast I know and I can't think of the name of it But it's the back pocket lemon shandy and then the raspberry the very good shambles and champion that is shandy not But so they had it so every time you had one of those beers you got it taken into the drawing But if you combined them and did the the two and you got two tickets So but that's great. That's a great count. It's worth it. Oh, I mean, it's not I was happy but then on top of that like this place has you know, happy hours two for ones So like we just I made sure if I ever did go out for happy hour. I went there Yeah, and I also was very lucky that a lot of friends who already have kayaks anytime they would go there they'd put a ticket in for me.

Oh, all right. I will say your scheme in the game. No, no, no, no, no. Because I will say the ticket that got pulled was mine. It was my handwriting. So I would have felt a little less cool if it was someone else's. But yeah, by the way, it's not that big of a kayak. I'm just vertically challenged. It's only 10 feet. That's why I look at it. Well, the picture looks big. Still 10 feet is still big. It's still big. I mean, like, yeah, I was not saying you have a bigger kayak than other ones. I'm just saying in general, 10 feet is still pretty big. Don't judge the size of my kayak, okay? It's just the tip.

I want something else. Yeah. On Saturday. What Iowa losing? But you won the squares. Oh shit. I forgot. By the way, I need to talk to you about that because I think they're going to pay you to pay me anyway. Okay. So our local pool that we're a part of, they do like the normally Super Bowl squares, but football squares for the game. And I was, I was saying that morning, like I play all of these. I've never even won like 20 bucks from one of these things. I'm like, no big deal. So I will lose this and I'm pretty pissy because I lost the bet. So I had to wear Kara's stupid Iowa state shirt the rest of the day and be sad and mad.

And then one of the people comments on, I'm just like, well, $200 make you feel better because you just won the final score. And I was like, oh shit. Okay. I'm like that pays for the bar tab. That's good. I did. I did. Thank you. I forgot about that. Yeah. Look at you. No wonder you won. Fuck you in all the time. You just don't remember. Hold up. Hold up. That's why you know I didn't win the Powerball. That's what I wanted to win. Yeah, so would we any of us be here if you if one of us did? We're dedicated to our fans god damn yeah, and yes, I would have to say goodbye I'm much better backdrop It would have been like the mountains in Hawaii Yeah, we'll see you guys again when we go buy a new studio On the road by on the road I mean to another state honestly, I think never find us. This is the only thing I'd still do Yeah, I was still doing this all day long.

We would just have a kick-ass spot. Because they're always like, well, you'll get bored in this and that. I'm like, I don't know. I don't really get bored on vacation. I don't get bored on a jet ski. I also don't get bored podcasting. So I would just do the things that are fun. You could probably just start a fucking stopwatch till the end of my life comes to an end when I get unlimited funds. Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing, too. It's so much money. Have you ever actually thought about, like, it's funny how many people in the world actually have that much money. and I don't know. It just blows my mind.

I would not be bored. I can think of a hundred things right now I would do over the next 10 years. I'd probably be okay. I'd be just fine. But anyway, congrats to whoever won my Powerball. You bastard. I don't really play ever. I've probably played 20 times in my life. It's usually when it's this big that I hear about it. I'm like, fine, I'll grab a ticket or whatever. Well, these last couple times, I kept winning like four bucks. And I never used to do that. fuck I used to always be like that I feel like I'd always win like a dollar back or whatever and now I haven't won forever that like I'm like throwing a fit and Ashley's like are you mad you didn't win the lottery I'm like I don't mean no big thing like we haven't even gotten a dollar back yet yeah you're like I don't need like just knowing I hit one number would be great because I think if you get the powerball it's like four bucks you're like okay well I can buy two more tickets there you go so that's all I did is I just kept doing it but then the last day I played Where somebody won I was like you know what I'm gonna pick my own numbers for the first time And then I went to bed with a little chip on my shoulder. I was like I got this Yeah, these days all Totally could have won another $4 There's your sign to not do that so yeah I'm not it. I don't play the power ball every week. No, I mean it's funny though Because I'll be like oh sure that's gonna be worth my two bucks. Yeah, like fucking 20 million wouldn't be worth my two dollars You know I mean, but well here I know that that's how so many people do it. They're like, oh, I don't play unless

It's at least 200. What am I gonna do with 20 million? I don't know a lot Off your house tomorrow. I don't know whatever the fuck you want to yeah, so uh, but yeah So I have been pretty lucky recently, so I will say that I'm I'm too blessed to be stressed. I love it couple weeks That's good. So so anything else or can we get a couple emails don't we uh yeah i will say we we did get to use the kayaks oh yeah yeah so no that's okay i forgot i finally got to take it on its maiden voyage how did it go did you i did not drown so that's always a plus because i'm not the greatest swimmer in the world um it was fun we hit some rapids that was weird we like kind of went a different way that we normally go and i was in front and everyone else was kind of just talking and not and i'm like why do I hear a waterfall? I'm like, I know where we're at. There is no waterfall. I'm like, but I, I also don't have great hearing and I definitely hear something right now. And so as everyone gets closer, I'm like, does anyone hear that? And Erik kind of like perks up. He's like, the fuck is that?

And I'm like, Oh, I thought we were coming up on a roller dam because that's what it sounded like. I I'm like, this isn't the way we went before, but I didn't think there was one over here. And that's the thing, but it was just, it kind of was like a mini. It was it was a natural like rock kind of dam so it wasn't we just rode through it. It was fine Yeah, it was totally fine But it's kind of like when you like when you see people rafting you're like it was probably like the smallest one of those ever But I'm just like oh god here we go. Okay. We're okay Well, and then later on we totally thought we were fine and Aaron hit an underworld underwater log and flipped over That was terrifying because that happens and then like we're like you good and she's like she's good but you know it's terrifying when you flip because for a split second you're trapped under there you're trapped right so she comes up she handled it really well and she like she was great it's not like we were in like super deep water or anything so she you know she gets on it well then like eric has to go get her kayak but he's in his own kayak and all of a sudden out of nowhere the current picks up a lot so he's kind of just like bye yeah and we're like oh shit so like cara bolts out to hers and paddles out to him to help grab the kayak and i'm I'm like, what is going on? Like it was actually a little chaos for them.

It was a little chaos. It was just chaotic, but it was like, we, we managed it fine. It was just one of those, like, I know we have great stories. I'm like, I can't paddle with a kayak sitting next to me. So like, I can't really steer myself over to shore where I need to be. And the kid, well, where I got, I was like, the kids were over to the shore and getting out of their kayaks. I'm like, you need to be over here, like over walking out into the water, ready to grab something when I push it to you. Yeah, I need a hand. We were on a date, basically. I'm like, hey, guys, there's a lot going on right here.

You know what I mean? Keep your head on the swivel. But then the weirdest thing happened. So there was like this one island where I swore to God, you guys were all like, yeah, stop there. And so I did. And I got out and they're like, no, the next one. I'm like, what the fuck? So I go to step and I'm like, what is this? There's an old Milwaukee can, which like that. No, but no, but hear me out. Buried in the sand. but close enough I stepped on it and felt it so I pull it out it's literally not bent at all it's so old it's got the pull tab on the top of it yeah it's like probably from the 70s at least full no okay someone had used it for for target practice so there was like these little pinholes through it but it wasn't like it's the weirdest thing it was just full of rocks and sand so oh but it gave me an idea for for a video we're gonna do so oh yeah all right I was hoping it was full so we could shag on that.

Oh, God. I would. You fucking savage. Nothing tastes better than rust shavings in the morning. Anyway, on to you, buddy. Oh, man. That's good. Erik, what do you have? No, I mean, really, the kayaking adventure was probably my big thing. That was a lot of fun. That was a lot of fun. Yeah. I like getting out on the water. Yeah. I'd like to do it again, but the water, or it's been so cold. The water's cold now. Yeah. So maybe that's what Shaun has planned for Sarah. He's taking his kayaking, right?

Well, Erik, you do have something to talk about. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Are you talking this might not be the same thing? What are you thinking? No, the story that my coworker told you. Oh, no, that too. Okay. No, you got two things. talk about. Well, you have a new roommate. Oh, yeah, sure. Okay, so as of Sunday or Saturday night, late Saturday night, we're fostering a dog. There's a new dog in the Allen house. Yeah. Really? But it's not potty trained. No.

Remember the first six months I'm having a dog? This is the worst. You're just such a better guy than I am let me finish because then then you'll understand uh so my wife wore me down yeah into us fostering a dog and so i finally said yes because i want to support her things and all this yes good man and i was just like i have a couple of criteria it's not if it ruins my house then it has to leave i'm sorry like i can't save everything yeah i'm not doing that um so we get the dog she's sweet she's you know very very skinny looks very malnourished yeah but yeah definitely needs a lot of very uh sweet all this stuff she forgot to mention that it's like an eight month old puppy so it's not potty trained it's not leash trained it's not anything from the picture i thought she was probably like one and a half or two so i'm like oh i guarantee she's potty trained like i didn't even think yeah yeah and she's just basically been in a kennel she was one day from being euthanized so they saved her yep so we're fostering her um and we'll i think we'll get her going she had a rough day today so eric's like like my dog the only reason he listens a little bit i feel like it's because of eric like eric's always been one of his favorite people and like within like 10 seconds of meeting stark years ago he was just like like made him sit and wait for his treat i'm like wait he can wait my hand off like what are you doing you know um so like yeah she'll be great with you guys what

kind of dog is it uh we really don't know it's like a what does it look to me she looks like she's a mix and to me she's like a brindle boxer maybe like a little bit of maybe a little pity in her she's got the brindle coat but um i really can't tell a breed i i say and i still say this Now that I've met her she looks like apocalypse dog like you know like when all the dogs have just all made it and they're all one breed like They're all skinny as shit. Yeah, that's good. She looks like to me. She kind of does think about it She kind of looks like but she has the sweetest face like you can tell she just a good dog that needs some love, you know So she's a little bit of a cat. What are you gonna have a full-time dog here? Odette Odette because her sister was Odessa So there's Odessa and Odette. Not crazy about the name, but I'm not changing the name because yes, you know just yeah temporary so that's okay so now now that was where we come in and we bet mm-hmm yeah you can please bet does that dog end up leaving that house ever I know I did like I just like already likes the dog so once he gets a potty train the fucking thing well the air is even worse she's already in love I'm sure she's all over the house yeah she was way more tolerant today yeah then I I was well shout out to you guys for saying that's fucking awesome.

Just more people need to do that. Obviously, you know, like, uh, the great Bob Barker always said, and people didn't listen. Don't forget to spay and neuter animals guys, you know? So if anybody's looking to adopt a dog, I'll have one body train soon. We will, you know what? We'll post some, let's we'll get some pictures of her up on the social. So everyone could see her. I'm sure everyone loves dogs. You know, we're going to try and get some meat on her bones too. She just, yeah, it's real skinny and it's hard when they're, when they're like that, like, I worked at the humane society when I was real young for a couple of years and it's hard cause they come in like that and everyone's gut feeling is to just feed it all you can, but that's actually really bad for them.

You'll make them sick and they need to put it on in a healthy way. So it's sad cause you have to sit there and watch this dog and it acts like it hasn't eaten before. And you're like, okay, I know your belly's full right now. I do wonder a little bit today, like if today was rough because she ate too much yesterday and I tried to measure it like we did just breakfast and dinner. Yeah, but we didn't like really measure out the cups. So yeah, she probably got more than she needed yesterday But it was one of those like she was very Interested in food. It was tough breaks my heart. I hate that like thinking people do that shit There's some shitty people and fuck them. That's why right so That's you if you're listening you're a shitty dog person Hey you fuck you right no kidding. Yeah We don't got time for that.

Dude, we have a whole... Go ahead and turn the channel. They're fucking new people. That's actually something we talked about was having a little segment called, you know, either what chaps my ass or what really grinds my gears. There you go. And I've got so many to talk about, but right now we'll just feature shitty animal dogs. Dog owners. Yeah, dog, cat, I don't give a fuck. Like, people who get an animal to leave it outside on a chain all day, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, what are you doing? You're only hurting that. You're getting no joy out of it. All you're doing is spending money on something You don't interact. Everybody's miserable.

Yeah. So anyway, fuck you. That's why we have this thing is for this segment. Fuck you. Anyway, enough F-bombs. All right. So you got to watch out for that fucking apple pie. It's getting to Mike here a little bit with the big old F-use. Sorry, I get angry really easily. Don't fuck with dogs or kids. Yeah that my true triggers I fucking will get very very angry Well documented around here That right Deep rasposa Okay All right Emails Oh, do we have any? I feel like we have a couple. We have a couple. Because I don't think I read. Yeah. We had this one. This is from Kara. She said, hey, guys, I have nothing major to contribute via email other than to say the same thing I say to your faces.

You guys are killing it. I love the joy that the podcast brings to you guys and everyone else. And I hope it continues to grow. She said, find the ingredients and share a Capri sun shot with your listeners. Just throwing that out there, which I'm shocked. We have not done that yet. So that, that was, that was, that was, we talked about that at those, I was, I was saying, but yeah, that was a highlight of the trip. It's a good shot. I had way too many of those down there, but you still like them. So now we had, we've had a long enough hiatus. It's not like the day after. Yeah. Yeah. Cause yeah, the next day i was like i don't think i need any more i'm scared to find something he likes he's like let's do it again yeah over and over and over maybe we should try a shot ski of it oh my god you know what we should just build a podcast shots i know somebody that has one so we can just borrow his just four of them because like there's always the three of us and then every time we have a guest we can do a shot ski with them right i think that's a really good idea actually actually i know a couple of people they would probably just either give us one or or build us one or yeah oh oh yeah they have old skis and shit yeah um i mean we could it doesn't have to be a ski either we could do something i mean no it doesn't have all kinds of jeff literally has a pair that he can ski on and they're shot skis that he can actually ski of course he does that guy i mean he he went i you know i can't even say a couple of things never mind he went kayaking with us he's fucking something else he was just killing me for a later date yeah yeah yeah i'll clear those things with him before i say them out loud so he doesn't care yeah but then the end of it said uh

keep doing what you're doing love you guys and she said oh and about those egg rolls which i did tell that story on the last one and basically she just wants to tell you guys she's decided i am right she was wrong so it's something to do so i'm so fucking that's good to hear yeah I'm glad that she did that. I know. She is raging right now. That is not true. All of a sudden, the fucking door kicks open. Oh, my God. I knew it.

This is why we can't live stream. No. Just be full of hate comments instantly. Well, Kara, thanks for the email. Yes. And then, so we have one more, which was from Jodi. And this is something we should definitely do. She said, I have an idea that could be a very long episode or a two-parter. and this is like right up our alley she said you all talked about adam sandler versus will ferrell you should take that idea and do a comedic actor bracket like a legit bracket but only take into account their comedic value in movies so i'd say like i i honestly i'm gonna do this i'm gonna throw all these names and maybe a few more i can think of into like a random generator bracket thing and then we'll talk about on the podcast and we'll go kind of like maybe each week we'll do like a round sure and then kind of see see where we're at we could also post on the socials and see who people think would win. But just to name a few, like she threw out some out, she threw some out here, which are great. So there's obviously Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin, Chibi Chase, Vince Vaughn, Bill Murray, Robin Williams. There's still like 10 more she listed, but obviously there's a million of them, but there's so many iconic ones. So like top actors and then just throw them into a bracket and face them all off for a championship. So like, for example, Chris Rock is on here. You wouldn't be basing it off his standup. You would be basing off his comedy in movies then he's going to lose first round exactly right probably win most stand up comedy yeah exactly but i think that's why it's great because it's not fair to have like vince vaughn against chris rock you know what i mean sure that's hands down if you're counting stand-up it's over so um but she's obviously there's tons that could go on there uh these

are just some heavy hitters i think of i could think of take some time make a hard-ass bracket and walk us through it thank you for all that you do so thank you jody that's awesome that's a good idea jody i think we could do a one-off episode for that kind of like oh yeah like like the um movie brackets and stuff like that or the let's put a little work into it build the bracket and have it i think we could be there for a couple things and then i think yeah we could do nicholas caves in there that was a good idea so he's hilarious i want to take his face off nice look what you did there uh we did have um matt sent us a topic all right if you want to touch on that one yeah he sent it to the email he sent a text to us oh see matt that that's why i tell people emails i'm like i there's too many threads going on i get lost i'm glad and then you know it was 18 texts ago in that group so yeah so i'm glad you bring it up okay so um topic for us to discuss family or group chats and especially in text messages and people sending texts before a certain time on weekends.

This one was very specific. Read the rest. So, so, yeah. So his scenario, somebody in the family sent a message at 5 a.m. about tailgating. Because they were at the game. And they were not, you know, everybody else in the family group chat was not tailgating. Right. He's like, some of us have to fucking work today. I was like, that's valid. like i'm not texting anyone right unless i know you're up it's probably a big day for him too being in a bar yeah well and that's the thing i remember sending texts at that time of morning but we had a specific group chat like and it was only people that were at it was annoying but we even had to create them different sometimes because like this family was not going that day like you just don't do that it's too early some more some games i'd get down there at 4 a.m like setting up getting the best spot starting to cook breakfast like that yeah yeah you don't fuck with that no now i will i will say this and i think clint alluded to this in the chat i have my phone on do not disturb you guys can text me as much as you want i'm not getting it i don't care i've never turned mine on do not disturb but here's the thing if it's like 2 a.m and i'm passed out and you're just texting i'm not waking up to just a beep see i don't mind phone's always on silent i've never it's never mine is too but the vibrate the vibrate will wake me up like if it's really persistent not not one or two but like group message but it's got to be like a ringy our oxarchs chat that thing will go 18 times sometimes i guess you off yeah so i'm just saying

like you think about stuff like that i i have do not disturb on during sleep hours outside of sleep hours i don't give a shit i forget what was what was his question or what was he it was so what What would you like to talk about the etiquette of group texts? Yes. So.

Cause I, I mean, I get it, but at the same time, I don't really give a shit because I'm like, I don't, I don't like up to it. I manage it on my own because that's right. Maybe I'm up tailgating. Here you. Here's the thing. Also, Shaun is one of those people I've noticed and like, I'm not knocking it. You don't respond that often. Not what? Cause I'm hitting miss or like, right. You know, like, Like he'll usually like drop a zinger and then it's like I'll see you tomorrow. There could be 70 more messages. Even some pertaining to him. He's like, nope, I did my one. I don't have to say. Fuck you because half the time I have stuff going on and that thing's just.

I'm like, fuck this. So I think that's what it comes down to. It's all just chance. Like sometimes, you know, if it's a day where I don't have a lot going on, then yeah, I'll respond and be reading them all. But there's been days where I'm like, I'm muting this fucking thing. Like I just, I'm too busy. and someone will be like, why are you going to mute it? What if you forget to unmute? I'm like, first of all, if I do, life's going to be okay. Second of all, I'll turn it on eventually. iPhone added a new feature a while ago, and I used the shit out of it. It's mute for one hour or mute for today.

They did? Yeah. So when you get a notification on the front screen, if you swipe over just a little bit and say options, mute for one hour, mute for today, or turn off notifications. Oh, mute for an hour would be all right. I use that all the time. You have to do it from the home screen or something like that. Yeah. You got to like swipe over the message notification. Like just when it pops up. It's the notification that you're meeting. Before you unlock it. Before you unlock it. Nathan put me on this fucking beta thing for iPhone. And I'm like, I don't even know how to use my phone anymore. Everything looks different.

By the way, I know I sound 90 right now. But shit's translucent and stuff. I'm like, I don't care. It's cool. But it's just. It is. I just don't give a shit. Like I know enough tech to get by. I don't like. I'm not. you know i'm not as bad as you but i'm far from him like there's levels to this we are definitely a ladder there's definitely a stepping but know that i'm i'm getting old enough that i'm the nerd that doesn't go on the latest thing because yeah i'm not dealing with that and that's that's the thing yeah and i want them to figure out all the problems have fun guinea pigs yeah well because now i'm just like i if i could just hold a group and mute it see it says hide alerts but that's the only option i wish it would say hide for an hour we'll look at it afterwards but yeah it's nice to just mute for an hour like i love that shit i will say though yes i don't i don't always comment on it but you can't not comment on it me yeah no you're you always like yeah whether on anything whether whether it's Snapchat or anything, you get something.

Here's why. First one normally comes out with Lisa, like a thumbs up or a heart or something. And then you jump right on it. It's because my brain fires at everything. And if I have a thought, like basically I'm the person, my intrusive thoughts went 100% of the time. Right. I'm like, I shouldn't say this. I'm fucking saying it. Right. Like, so while I don't argue with strangers online and shit like that, I do like if I think of a zinger or like something that needs to be said, I'm like, I could wait. I got two seconds. I'm sending it. i can't do it well our groups are a safe spot to do that exactly i can be super inappropriate and like it's fine so half the time it happens to me as i get behind and then i'm like oh you give a fuck what they're talking about you know i mean like i'm not going to go read yeah i'll like when i open it it's like 34 messages i'm like well and then actually he's like sean why didn't you know why didn't you get the pickles they told you to pick up the pickles why didn't you heart my message I'm like, fuck off.

You know my guy and grandmother needs insulin. You're like, oh, shit. With that being said, this weekend, I started a group chat with my old buddies from high school. Shut up. Like, one that I haven't seen. So when Mike was on the podcast the other week, and he was talking about, like, how fun our class was and how cool we were. I'm, like, sitting here and I'm like. You got a little nostalgic. I did. I was like, God, I miss those guys. And we were, like, we were so close. It was, like, such a fun group. but like you know we ended up being friends with like the whole class and having tons of it just worked out really well but there was like this group that of like eight of us that were friends like from like sophomore year and so i found an old dance picture that we took like of us in it and um then found everybody's numbers you know i mean i'm like hitting people up on linkedin i'm fucking finding their emails and so i'm like i did that's i did so much work like you know funny is i used to be like i'm gonna get a hold of the whole high school buddies where's their linkedin yeah well hey that's what i was like because i well i mean i went to all of them but i'm like trying to figure out what it was and i'm like you know what a lot most people have linkedin and they're professionals a lot of these guys are successful so i'm like they're they'll see this during the day and i'll hit it you know i mean and i'll get numbers on it which actually ended up being like where i got the most responses from that's awesome you guys so you need to plan a trip Well, so I shouted out on set, you know, after my like 14 hour drinking, you know, I'm like, I'm going to get this thing going.

I'd like to give a shout out to. I was like looking through closets. Ashley was like, what are you doing? I'm looking for my pictures from high school so I can send this picture out. That's amazing. Looking for my Letterman jacket. Have you seen it? But honestly, like started getting it going and dude, just hearing from people again, it's like this. It's awesome. It's like this whole like, oh my God, all over. all over. Well, it's so fun to be able to know that you were close enough that you can reconnect this much later and it's kind of like no time went by. Well, we were and then like it's awesome because everyone's like thank you for doing this. Like they all wanted to do it too. You know, just take somebody to kind of get together and they're like, yeah, thanks for doing it. So everybody is sharing like, I'm like one of the only people that still live in Iowa.

Everyone else is fucking all over the place. It's like, I don't know. See, the weird thing with us was our eighth grade class still talks. Like we have a Facebook group and like that's that'd be weird in a public or yeah public school but like we were at all saints and it's like our class was only like 20 people right so and we've lost some people obviously uh but like it's crazy to be like oh i can still talk to those people if i want yeah you know and everyone gets along it's easy it's funny how you jump right back into shorthand and like everyone's sharing some memories like oh my god if i could forget about that and anyways it was it was really cool so um anybody thinking about doing it i highly recommend well hey shout out to sean in the class of 1977.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. 98, baby. Again, intrusive thought. I thought about it in my head, and I was like, I got to say it. I just got to say it. Beer is good. I haven't called you old in a while. Beer is good. Sex is great. We're the class of 98. Yeah, buddy. Do you guys have shirts made that said that? You need to. You know it's not too late, right? We had lots of shirts made, but I don't know if that was one. That was just always our chant. I just don't think it's too late is all I'm saying. Yeah, I mean. Oh, by the way, I saw. uh so they they did uh pork tornadoes and schulte did octoberfest did you see his post about how like they there was like their class they did their class reunion that there which was part of like hit me too i'm like yeah class reunion because anyways like he said our class was really close and it was like a lot of fun but for some reason as soon as high school we were like separated which if you would ask teachers or anything like that they would have bet that our class would have been together like known each other forever and been in contact because like as the whole there's like 120 kids in our class and the majority of us all hung out like it was not like a segment of groups i'm naming eight people just because they were like just like the original ones but i was gonna be becoming really good friends with other people too so yeah i want you to tell me who it was just just because i'm curious which ones i know i'll show you the i'll show you the dance pictures they're pretty funny here for it show me the dance picture oh your body was thin too you look good oh the glory days yeah i know i still hate walking by mirrors i still hadn't grown into my eyebrows yet those are fucking huge the belly was smaller so you know he ended up doing it that's all that matters um so did we have another one or no yeah

oh why i have some more stuff um another email or no oh no no no no that's okay for the email because there's another one here that ben joe sent us that i think is another that we can do uh we can do uh more of a deeper dive on this one too okay um and eric i gotta show you he just sent me one they got their season ticket holder gift for being chiefs and you want me to show you this it's pretty sweet here for itself i've seen some people unbox them online oh have you okay sorry that is too late. So he put on here, you know, bucket list ideas, you know, like obvious one, senior grandkids, like 50th wedding anniversary. Oh, that's, that's, that's in the notebook.

It's a general, that's in the notebook. Okay. That's a good, it's a good one. It's a really good one. So yeah, you already had this idea before, but it's still a good one here. Yeah. And then it's funny how, how like bucket lists change over time. So he put his current bucket list is the master is that sorry bug that bug was yeah i know i saw driving you nuts yeah um go to the masters go to a formula one race uh watch a live like rocket take off um and then like a crazy vacation or something like fiji like some island like in the middle of nowhere type deal travel through europe uh be a train uh go to a concert at the vegas sphere here whitewater rafting and renting a yacht And then he said like some former ones that he had that you know that he completed off his bucket list was going to Hawaii the Kentucky Derby rooftop Cubs game, which he's done multiple times and then seeing a game in South Bend, which we've done multiple times.

But I thought this was a pretty sweet topic. So do you have anything that sticks out to you as a big one? if not like because to me like it's easier to break it up like what's an event you'd want to do what's on the bucket list for that what's a place you'd want to go to yeah so like a sporting event right yeah like there's the masters there's a kentucky erie to me it would just be the super bowl like i would just i would love it because i love football more than any other sport sure or like let's be honest if i could have been at game seven and fucking when when the cubs won it in cleveland right that there's that's the end will be all but you'd have to have that happen and you Here's a bucket list. So that's what we're talking about. So if you have to pick one, like what would it be?

Game seven of the Cubs winning it would be number one. But outside of that would just be like. Or just going to a game set, a deciding game. Deciding game seven, yeah. Because yeah, obviously if they win, that's amazing. Yeah. But yeah, but otherwise it's the Super Bowl. Yeah. See, I love football too, but Super Bowl would not be on my list. Well, it's very nice. It's hokey and it's overly entertainment and stuff like that. But I'm just sitting here thinking like if it was the Rams and the Super Bowl, like that's the end all be all for me. So let me ask you this. would you rather watch Notre Dame in the national title game or the Rams in the Superbowl?

Notre Dame in the national title game. Cause it's more intimate. It just feels like it's just like that same. Yeah. Or Iowa in the national championship game. You know? Yeah. It's like, there's just, it's all celebrities and there's, you know, it costs this much for just North, like you'd be in the nosebleeds first of all. I mean, but you know, it is what it is. You know what I mean? Like I don't, you know, so mine would be the, but I would love to go to the Ryder cup for golf. Are you, you know, you're familiar with that, aren't you? I'd love to be there like on Sunday when, when they make the, it's the final round for it. Like I would, I think the Ryder cup is my favorite golf event. It's USA. You know what I mean?

Just that whole thing. I think that's probably one of my top bucket list items currently. Okay. But the opposites that would be, I'd love to go to, what is that one? Like, Oh yeah. The waste management. Yeah. I want to go to that one. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I want to be shotgun at beers while they're eating. A bunch of my buddies went to that like 15 years ago before it got as big as it is now. Yeah. I tried to go a couple years ago and like was looking at packages and stuff. It's fucking stupid expensive. Is it? And it wasn't like that. Now you pretty much have to have a package. Yeah.

The way they have it set up. You can't just go to it and like walk around. So it's kind of. Yeah. And that's how it all gets. Like, you know, social media and stuff. it blows up and it's over you know i mean it's it's never going to go back to what it was right and i mean i'm sure it's a blast but it's like okay yeah when i'm out yeah how about you eric you got a sporting event or um so sporting event like really for me it would only be i mean maybe the hawkeyes at some sort of a national god can you even fathom them being but i just can't see that any realistic anytime soon and i mean the chiefs i've like to go to like the AFC championship game or something like that.

The Super Bowl isn't as appealing. I mean, I would totally go like if the opportunity presented. But like it just isn't as appealing. It's almost less about the game. Yeah. I get it. It's just I'd always be able to go. I watched the Rams live when the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I feel the same way. But like I have so many other event types that I would rather like that. I would actually pay the same kind of money you would do for something like that to go to. That's the way I look at it. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. As far as like places to go, like, first of all, you said like rent a yacht or something like that.

The more I've seen and read about being on a yacht, I don't really get it because you're basically on like a extreme, extremely exclusive five-star hotel on the water, but that's it. and then the price for it i'm like i'd rather kind of just be you know at a hotel and go do what i want in the city or what i i guess i don't because you're not really out in the ocean that much like doing stuff on the water sure it's like i i watched one of uh fuck i can't remember well i've seen that show too and i'm like it again looks like not that cool i just i don't all the time and i'm like it seems kind of cool but it's also like for the price then you see the price tag 250 grand for a week or something like that you're like what the fuck man yeah and i mean they're dropping the presidential suite at the waldorf and you know i'll figure it out from there yeah like ten thousand dollar tips and shit i'm just like jesus yeah i don't know if i could afford it and i can bring all the people that i want where i got a fucking moving party on the ocean sure you know what i mean and like i mean i'm not going for some little ass yeah i'm like i'm talking like no i don't know i want to be on jerry jones's fucking yeah that's the one i'm renting like i want yeah that's what i'm talking about where i get to invite my crew even if it's fucking 50 people i guess i just don't understand what the appeal of being like you're yes you're floating on the water you get to say you are doing that but is it because you're afraid you won't be able to pee no to my feet are touching thank you i'd be it would be if i went in the water a lot

i wouldn't be able to piss i like it because it's exclusive like it's just like who the it is like you get to do it like like you just don't get to do it yeah i mean and it's and it when it's something that big and that luxurious like it is just and you know me how much i love water and boats anyways it's like right up my fucking alley that that's i guess that's a smaller yacht where like it can actually kind of haul ass and we're like going places. Well, but most of those yachts though all have then, like they'll go to a place and they're fucking loaded down with jet skis in there. They have boats, they have everything else. So then they get out dock and underneath is a whole toy cabin that opens up.

And there's like, like I think I've said you're just sitting on a yacht would be like, I don't understand. Like I think Jerry Jones is, it holds like it has like 20 wave runners on it. You know what I mean? And then they got like personal little boats and because his fucking boat will park way out in the middle thing and then they ride it in. You know what I mean? Like it's literally like Bezos. Like there's things they're like what they have. They have fucking boats that are on there that the thing opens up and you fucking drive into it and it like has its own dock underneath. That's how big. All right. Maybe I need those kind of boats are. So now you're talking fucking crazy. I mean, it's basically a fucking cruise ship. You know what I mean?

Right. Yeah. Yeah. That kind of deal. Yeah. Yeah. But other than that, you also said something about going to one tropical place or something like that. Well, just any kind of vacation. I would love to go to fucking Ireland, which is very doable. I can do that. I hope it should happen in my lifetime. I'm not going to get on a yacht unless we get a few more followers. So if you'd help us out, that'd be great. Hey, I still need my side-by-side. I need it to fit three at least and then we'll go from there. I agree though. Like Ireland's mine, but it's like that's attainable and I plan to go there. But other than that and this is attainable too, but is it Bali where everyone always posts those videos where like you stay in a hut on the water and like you can literally in the water is like crystal clear.

No, that's Bora Bora. I don't fucking know where it is. But it always is like gorgeous. Like Tahiti I feel like is a place that does it, but it's also like I would love to be in my hut on the water and like be able to see the Maldives is big. Bora Bora is like one of the bigger ones but there's a ton. But I know you're talking about where it has all the huts out on the water where you can see through the bottom and everything else with that. Yeah, there's a couple of those things, but yeah. Our friend talked to Matt sometime about Curacao. He swears it's like the way more affordable version of all this.

Yeah, I've talked to him a million times about it and he's sold me honestly. We've debated like next place we're going. It's like, I know we have a Mexico trip next year, but it's like Curacao is very high up there. Yeah. Him and he'll have been there a lot. So they can walk through anything. So it's on the list, Matt. I promise. Yeah, it's on my list. For sure. That's a good one. But anything else as far as bucket list, like, there's not a lot that, like, I just don't, there's not a lot I'm, like, dying to do necessarily. Like, I'm not one of those, I'm also not one of those people like, oh, I want to go in a hot air balloon. Like, I don't care about that kind of thing. Yeah.

So, well, like, I would like, he has F1 race. I would love to go the especially the one in vegas would be fucking amazing um the masters i'd like to see that too i do want to see a concert at red rocks that's been a thing we've talked about yeah yeah for sure i have a whole list of like concerts and venues that like i could i could talk at length about that's your jam for sure yeah you would do a concert over sporting events all day wouldn't you yeah so i love sporting events i love going to them what i would say is i'm willing to spend more money on going to a show. Yeah. Because like a football game, like most football games are the same. You're rolling the dice on whether it's going to be an amazing game or not.

Sure. Yeah, there's going to be more. You know you're going to enjoy a concert if you enjoy that musician, at least if you've seen him live before. Unless he's counting crows then you're fucked. Fuck that guy. Then you're fucked. You know what? We're going to do what grinds my ears again. Fuck you, Adam, whatever your name is. Because I always forget his last name. That's because he doesn't matter. Okay, there's one other thing. Did you see this the Philly Karen? Yep. Yeah, fuck her to fuck. I'm like, you know The fact that everybody took care of the kid and all that stuff but like but you know how many of those that there's been lately I feel like every other week there's and I'm like well I mean there was the there was the Coldplay people It's just all these dumb fucks going out in public and acting a fool. It's all right What this isn't 1980 there's cameras everywhere you're at the most public event Well, the home run ball went out guess what always follows the home run ball the camera and you want to act like it Well, the fuck thinks that a ball that lands in front of you is yours, right?

No, like unbelievable like that you have that you just think that that is yours Isn't it funny too because that age group like she looked like she's probably early 60s or something Yeah, they talk a lot about like all these young kids are entitled Right yeah, is there anything more like an entitlement where it's like that landed by me right mine Right, and you're like you are gonna die soon that kid deserves it way more It's gonna be a whole different thing if they snatched it out of her hand which I've seen that shit That's dog shit like that for sure. Yeah, yeah, but if it's It's over the game is over and everybody can reach down for the ball But the minute someone gets in their hand, it's over you can't take it from the hand She was complaining that she was like I had it in my hand and he was like no you didn't it was on the ground like how else would I have grabbed it you know like props to the dad because just his kid was there and he didn't want to make a huge scene so he's like I think he said later like if this is how someone's going to be just like let him go.

It's not worth it. and i so i understand where he's coming from but you know what the kid got hooked up the thing is kids are way more important than adults are you know fucking give them that experience that kid is going to love baseball forever now there was another one recently where um shit it was the yankees and brewers maybe but anyway aaron judge hits a home run one of the brewers fans catches it turns there's a kid in a judge jersey doesn't think twice just literally catches it sees him Hands it to him. Yeah, and the kid starts balling and hugs this stranger. Yeah, that's what it's about right You know what I mean? And that guy gets a fucking story like I caught I caught the home run I don't need the fuck. I don't need the ball. Yeah, there you go, dude I don't need the ball not to toot my own horn But I did I did finally so I always wanted to catch something that shot out of a cannon, you know Like it again like the t-shirt cannon Yeah, and I we went to a Timberwolves game and I caught a shirt and there was this little kid He walked away like all saddles. Hey, hey buddy now granted probably wasn't my size anyway So I don't know but I was like he was so happy to get it. I'm like, what am I gonna do with a t-shirt?

I probably would never even wear the goddamn thing. Anyway, I'm not a timberwolves fan I'm just there for the game. So the fucking t-shirt. Yeah Let it go to who's gonna enjoy it the most. I just want to shoot the t-shirt gun. I know right I literally have looked at buying my own just cuz I want one. Of course you have Do you want to see dollar bill? Do you have one of the dollar bills ones? I like dollar dollar bills y'all. No. Okay Cuz I was thinking for our One year anniversary like a little midget stripper You know whatever yeah, where do you hire one of those I got people Cousins weird I won't be here to watch me stand next to a kayak to I heard yourself there.

Check, please. Oh, man. What do we think here, Erik? You got one for us or no? Otherwise, I got one more topic. I have an inappropriate topic. Yeah, or you can do that. No, no, no. Save it? Okay.

This is one that Kara sent me on TikTok because she knows I'm an idiot and I would laugh at this. I laughed way too hard. So why can't lesbians diet and wear makeup at the same time?

She can't be eating Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on the face. I had just heard that one too. It took me a second. Oh, dude, I laughed way too hard at that.

She sent it to me. And then the other night we were like laying in bed watching TikToks and it came up again. And I just started laughing and she's like, you're such an idiot. The guy that that tells his mom yeah, yeah, yeah, I follow it or the dad listens No, it's always her son and like it's basically the whole video is always the mom eating shit. I like okay I see no yeah, there's another one where the kid always tells a mom and the dad's always sitting there and you just You're laughing every day I like that All right hit us with a PG one all right um do you guys know what the name of the new apparel store that went in where the smoke shop was you know the name of it that's a lot uh no no clothes but no cigar wouldn't have got that in a million years the minute it was so specific to like the apparel In a smoke shop like dude. I need an hour sitting here and even come on Fuck you Think you kind of like that in more It's really good clothes but no cigar But I'm tits Oh We're back. I gotta remember to put that in this Oh, yeah, it doesn't just do it doesn't Yeah, I'm sorry sometimes still learning how to do this producer thing. Hey, you're fucking killing it, buddy.

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