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Ep. 89Oct 28, 20261:21:33

Was Our Live Show Actually Cool?

The Still Cool boys are back in the studio but they're trying something brand new - reacting to their live show!

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Quotes from this episode

In my defense, when I panic I just talk.

MikeEp. 89 @ 00:24:14

I wrote them all down on my pen and feather, and it's at work.

ShaunEp. 89 @ 00:55:29

It sounded like lots of fucking, so I don't know.

ShaunEp. 89 @ 01:06:06

It's like throwing a cinder block through a windshield.

MikeEp. 89 @ 01:14:51

Dad jokes

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Dad jokeErikEp. 89 @ 01:16:42Told at the live show. Someone in the front row got it first.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.

Dad jokeErikEp. 89 @ 01:18:53Mike guessed it.

Show notes

The Still Cool boys are back in the studio but they're trying something brand new - reacting to their live show! Join Mike, Shaun, and Erik as they watch back the recording from their live episode (recorded earlier this month at the Classic Event Center in Cedar Rapids, Iowa) and laugh at they're jokes, awkward moments, and try to figure out if they're still cool.

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

We were live. Also, Shaun's a fucking asshole. I had something to say, and while our intro was kicking, and he just decided to turn all the middle fingers toward me, what the fuck did I do to you? Nothing. I was just looking for some placement. Oh, great. Thank you. I hope you like it. Don't take it personal. I was just throwing it out there. Eh, fine. We were live. We were live, and we are back. We are not, but we are back. Yeah. We're going to get into it, though. We are going to get into it. We've got a pretty cool show. First time for us. You know, it's hard to say after you do 80-some episodes that we run this the first time, but we are going to do some first-time stuff.

Dude, you know it's going to be a good episode when I'm not the one getting buzzed. What a dick. What a dick. Right off the jump. And you had those pointed toward him, and you decided to move them. Let's get back to this angle. This angle's going right here. That's karma, baby. I'd appreciate it if you guys turned your glasses that way, too. Yes, he's getting it all.

But we are back, and we got a fun show today. But first, we got a drink. Yeah, and it looks delicious. And you know what, Erik? Let's have Shaun get into it. Yeah. It's all Shaun. Yeah, and you know me. I don't do these a lot. Normally, we'd just lean on Erik to do it. But as the world turns, it was my turn. Drink of the week brought to you by Benz Beverage Depot. B-b-b-b-b-Benz. 501 7th Ave. I'll just handle all this, all right? You guys just take a little time. Oh, my God. This is great. I love it. I'm just going to grab a bottle and fucking get after it. I am nowhere near as sophisticated as Erik.

We are not as fifth kid. I was going to try to give you a bump, too, but I was like, we're the same. Shaun and I, we're the anchor that just brings up the ass. We're the everyday man. So if you're listening to this, probably you have this stuff, or it's very simple. You can get all this at a gas station. We've got this fancy bar you guys got to start utilizing. That's for you, man. I love that you have that, Erik. I really do. Yeah, we just took a bottle inventory, and it's like, okay, well, we just got the bar cart. We might need a second bar cart soon. As we're doing that, I'm like, what the fuck is this?

I don't even know what the... There are a couple of things on there that I'm like, man, we either got to come up with drinks for them or... Yeah. Well, now that we threw it into AI, maybe we can have some other ones. Claude's going to help us out. Claude's going to help us, but let's not move past this one. So because it is around Halloween when this is coming out, I searched mine and I found Hocus Pocus Punch. I love it. That's such a good name. Honestly, the name drew me more than everything. And then it was so simple. So all this is, well, it calls for an ounce and a half of vodka. We did too.

Because that's how we roll. and then it calls for three ounces of grape juice, two ounces of a lemon lime Sprite or lemon lime pop which we did Sprite and also I did a cheat code because it says to do a little cranberry on top we just did crayon apple crayon grape that was just smart though actually I saw it in the comments why wouldn't you just do this and the author was like yeah you should totally do that That's what we did. So very simple. Very big. Very big. And yeah, throw it over a cube. They did it over crushed ice. We just like it on big ones. Diabetes friendly because Shaun loves me and got Sprite Zero.

Sprite Zero. That's right. So cheers, everybody at home. Let's get into this. Delicious. Yeah, it doesn't suck. I was sitting here worried about how full it was, resisting taking a sip. Right. thinking it's going to be super boozy. It's fucking delicious. Well, I had the measuring the, whatever, what do we call that? The jig. The jig. So all I did was vodka, and then I just poured everything else on it. Yeah, we didn't measure the other stuff. We were a little tight at the top. I was like, yeah, whatever. He was doing the last ingredient. I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh. I made a huge mess, but I figured it's punch, right? It's supposed to be like that. I think about like a party punch.

But it tastes exactly what you think like. It's delicious. It's your run-of-the-mill fastball. It's really good. It's just, I would say that's what it is. You know the only thing I would make it better? Huh. Is garnish. Well, I was going to garnish. So I garnished with a big cube. Okay, fine. I don't know. You could throw some grapes in here or. Yeah. Or because it's kind of Halloween, like if you have some sort, like it may be a time for one of those perfect, like just like a skull that you put in there. Oh, say a little eyeball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, remember those? Yeah. That wasn't enough. I was going back through.

No, that was Matt Carlson. We did one of those. That was Matt Carlson. Yeah. the cherries in the ice to look like eyeballs. Which is a great time for us to plug the website. That's how I remembered it. I was like, oh shit, I forgot. 80 episodes, we don't remember. If you haven't been listening, go through it. We just built a new website. Erik just built a new website. With our mascot Claude. Amazing. And you can go there, not only see all our episodes, there's lots of stuff. There's quotes that we've done. Jokes. Jokes that we've done there is but the best part that i the feedback we've got is all our drinks are out there yep you can click on any one of them so if you're you know you're going to a party like i wanted to bring a fun drink there is 80 some drinks out there that we've had that have the recipe that have our video that show you how to make it what you need to do it and um after you figure out where it's at we even tell you where to go go to Benz go to Benz Benz will take care of you they'll help you they have everything we get is from there pretty much so they have it and that's the way to go so take a little time look at it I know it's another website and you hear that but honestly everybody that's gone to it's like oh my god this is way better than I thought it was going to be it is more than just your kick around Erik you did a fantastic job and again the drinks I really worth that does set it apart I went there and went this is way cooler I thought it would be I went there and said it's really cooler than I thought it was going to be.

Well, we know me about IT and you're like, hey, go check out this website. I'm like, geez, okay, another fucking website. I'm like, holy shit. Like, this is really cool. And actually, thank God you sent it to me where I just had to hit something. Yeah. Go to it. So me, I'm doing it. And then I'm like, I sent it to Ashley. I'm like, check this out. And she's like, really critiques it because she knows IT, does all that stuff. And she's like, this is so good. This is awesome. And she's like, my favorite part, the drinks by far. Yeah. It's the best. looks good yeah feels good we're big fans yeah i like i mean i like too where you can go and find a quote or a dad joke or whatever and you click on it it'll take you right to the spot in the episode so you can hear it i know i've actually shared some of the quotes like or the dad jokes at work because i'm like man i fucking remember like certain ones were like my favorite so i just go back through there and we send them out to the team and stuff so i have a guy that at work that always likes to drop dad jokes he does it all the time he comes by and he says things all the time and he dropped one that you said before and I'm like, I knew what it was.

He's like, I caught him. I'm like, oh, I got you now, buddy. I got you now from Erik. You are fucked. But it really is cool and I think that is too. When you hear the quote that we put out there, not only when you click on it, it'll take you to the episode so you can see the whole part of it. So it really is, it's pretty interactive and it's kind of fun, you know, and I'll tell you what, prove me wrong. Tell me, go check it out and if you don't like it, let us know. or if you like it let us know but i think you're going to really like it it is worth the yeah i mean we mainly set it up so that people can find us that haven't found us and like it's searchable and all that yeah but like the the niceties of it like the quotes and the drinks and the um dad jokes and the band names all that's for you guys just for people that like listening that's what it's for it's the the rest of it is so people can find us but i we we kind of of added some nice things so that you guys can enjoy it and make fun of us eventually we'll be adding some you know clips and some pictures and you know there's you know we're only getting possibilities so i mean we're only getting started and if you're worried i mean just think about it wasn't that long that we were just in eric's basement and then we just did a live so we can come cover a lot of ground so you can see what we're going to add to that website um just based on use that as your barrier we started we started in a basement and a few weeks ago we did a live and we're coming up on 100 episodes 100 episodes i'm excited for that one we're gonna we're gonna make that one special we've already got some ideas going on yep that'll be fun i'm very excited for

it but i was gonna say should we get into what we're doing this episode yeah i was gonna say with the comment about us doing live so we have never we have not seen the live have you seen the library nope nope haven't heard it haven't seen it i was there and i blacked out when it happened i don't even remember i was told i was there um i'm gonna reenact my pose hold on for your life like holding on to the side of the table we should change spots so we shut up yeah no please don't i don't like being in the middle i don't want to be the meat in the sandwich dad yeah well we're wondering what we're gonna do with this episode what we decided was with a little help from Logan, the man that keeps us in line and helps us out, we are going to watch it live with you.

So if you are some of the listeners in the car, this might be a great time to flip it to Catch On YouTube, where we post those where you see the video or listen to it. And you're going to get our live reactions as we're watching, because we have not seen it yet. So we'll watch a little bit, pause it, make some comments about it, watch it. I will say we've never done this before, so we're winging it here, which is kind of what we do best. But we had such a blast with it and how we were floating off the stage because of all the fans that we had that were making us feel good. I'd be curious to look back to see.

I don't know if the tongue got fat of how many stupid things I said or what's going on. Did I trip on the way down the stairs? I don't remember. I have no idea. So we don't know. So we're going to watch that with you. But this will be the one that we're going to put out for our episode for Patreon. We will end up parking this live episode completely without our comments is going to end up on Patreon. So for this one to see it, go to YouTube and you can see that part of it, but really we'd appreciate it's another chance to join Patreon. Yeah. We'd mean a lot to us and you won't have to hear our stupid remarks about how we did it.

So there's probably someone who's like, I'm paying money right now for that. I don't want to hear the Markies talk about it anymore. So we're giving it to you with a little taste And we're also going to give it to you another way That we're going to charge a little for Because you know the first kiss is free So you want the good stuff We really need your help For the deep smooches you've got to pay Mama's got to pay for this So with that being said Logan are we good to fire this thing up?

He's trying to push buttons By the way this is my favorite thing When he pushes a button and it doesn't work This actually might be the perfect time to say this Because I kind of forgot this We can all admit we were pretty damn nervous Before we went out here We were never more excited Than when we got invited to be a part of it And then right before The day of We were nervous And actually I think for all three of us Right before we went on we actually calmed down A little bit I wasn't nervous ever You guys are just new to this No, I'm kidding. Yeah, no you're right. I would have given Mike like a free pass get out and be like yeah I think this is the episode. I'm gonna skip I left my toaster in the bathtub. I gotta go home. Yeah, so didn't we didn't we say that before the up before the episode is like Yeah, if they called us right now and said hey, we don't Like oh, that's too bad. Yes, but So I don't know we'll see but it was fun to be good and what one quick final shout out to everyone that showed up because so many of you guys did, and it seriously meant so much to us.

Obviously, it's easier with some familiar faces. We don't have to imagine everyone naked to calm ourselves down. We did that anyway, just for fun. I was going to say, I was just like, ooh. And you guys looked fantastic. Look at the fun bags on that hose hound. I was like, let's go. But yeah, either way, the face Logan just made when I said that was priceless. He doesn't know that movie either. I imagine he's pantsless. He probably thinks he just made that up. Yeah. He has no idea. Nah. He doesn't have a voice today, ladies and gentlemen. Alright, let's get into it. Let's just roll that beautiful bean footage.

Remember that? Bush's baked beans. Welcome to We're Still Cool, right? We already heard this. I still wish I could have seen her reaction, like, seeing this and hearing it. Oh, Julie, I know. I do, too. Oh, here we go. You don't have to let us know.

Holy shit, I'm fat. You got to wear a fancy jacket to cover it up. Yeah. Right. That thing's like crushed velvet.

Thank you guys so much for coming out. Even though I can't see anyone. Oh, my mouth would match the audio. No, we appreciate it. We're still a Cool Right podcast and opened up for the boys today. So, yeah. We're a long way from your basement here, Erik. We're like that it were my best of times. I know. I know. This started in my basement. We went to a garage and professional studio, and now we're live in front of a bunch of people. This is crazy. so yeah let's get into this i see some drinks here uh shout out a second oh we felt it when we were there though i was gonna say so i will say for the first opening perfect when you said we are live i'm not gonna i that's the minute that the nerves i had a huge relief because you said it's so loud and we're so just like part of it that I thought it was I loved it the way you did that I'm just saying like you like like right away I felt like you just committed to it and I was like I felt like I'm like I got to commit to like yeah I felt like I had we had to kind of own the moment otherwise like we were just going to be like hello you did a great job I would say like right away from there I would just say that was honestly I was like oh we're all we're doing this now this is what we do heard of our intro is our friend Julie over there so thank you you you little seductress over there it's 9.99 a minute for anyone wondering so they still exist we found that out or somebody told me they still exist so yeah like mike said we um we're the we're

still cool right podcast and we are 40 year old dads just kind of trying to navigate our life a little bit parents um sometimes in the room we're the oldest sometimes we're the youngest trying to figure it out somehow we're responsible yeah and we're not you know sometimes people look to us for advice and then we look around like fuck it's us i hate we don't take ourselves too serious but we are still trying to answer the question if we're still cool yeah and if you have kids you realize you're not you're not at all yeah usually the sub the decision is that we're not right yeah right yeah but we will still grade what we think is cool or not and uh share the occasional chaps my ass so yeah i will say we are uh we're sponsored by Benz Beverage Depot so shout out to them they've been a huge sponsor for us Matt and his team over there do an awesome job and they always sponsor drinks love you Benz literally after we had our first episode yeah people are like how did you get sponsored by Benz I'm like well obviously some relationships obviously helped and things like that but they love being a part of it every time we stop in there and talk to Matt he wants to know what's going on with the show he loves talking about when people came in and got and the bottle we had By the way, I think it's gone. If not, it's real close to being gone.

When it came out, Matt was one of the first listeners. We have a relationship with him, or Erik does, and now we all do. We all have really known him, and he did it.

After those first came out, he's like, I want to be a part of it. When it first started, he was shooting me messages every week. He would listen on Thursdays while in the warehouse. unloading the truck. That's why if you ever hear us giving him shit, we're like, Matt, we know you're unloading the truck right now. We know he doesn't listen on Wednesday. We know he listens on Thursday when he's unloading the truck. And by the way, our table setup, what we have on there, I love it. I love that our bottle is on every one of them and we have our drinks and then the shot glass. Shout out to Jody. Yes, thank you, Jody. Made us really cool shot glasses.

And we totally needed that shot right before we went on. Right. Yeah, we did. She brought us some mental McGillicuddy's to calm the nerves right before i'm like no it's fine we're about to do two cocktails in 40 minutes and a beer it's fine and i like how like the two cocktails i was like well we got to try them both well yeah and one's big and one's not but they're both potent by the way the drinks were delicious like so quick shout out to carly and kale and and josh and you know andy helped that night everyone that was at classic event center uh it was great time so you can see how cool it is behind us that's just the stage that they have that's one wall you know the whole back end has a cool bar and a wide open area and i think kail said they can get 500 in there so if you're looking for an event don't skip this say we were at 499 we barely made it so yeah those mounted tvs were like those on the ends those are awesome yeah so i was i was looking into the sun i don't know if you'll notice when you watch the rest of this but i was i couldn't see shit i just saw silhouettes of people i was like i have no idea who's anyone out there yeah i could pretty much only see like the first two or three rows yeah which i mean it's understandable with the lights coming at you but i thought i'd be able to see better than i could but i'm a professional so that was fine well you also meet the height requirement and i don't so all right let's see how professional you are here right also too yeah so uh we have a couple of cocktails up here that our wonderful bartender carly made for us the maple by the quarter mile.

Thanks, Carly. That was a shout out to the Tokyo Dome. So usually on our show, we make the cocktails. I ask Carly so that way you guys can enjoy them with us. So if you want to have a cocktail, stop back and see Carly. The maple by the quarter mile, Cedar Ridge bourbon, spiced maple syrup, and cherry bitters. So cheers, gentlemen. Let's get a little try here. Hopefully somebody else is trying it with us.

There's 499 people doing that. Delicious. We're also whiskey guys, so it's right up our alley. Yeah, we always like a good old-fashioned, and we had Cedar Ridge. We worked with Cedar Ridge and got a barrel pick for a bottle, so we always enjoy that. The other cocktail, we'll do a little taster here, and then hopefully everybody can hear about it, is the Bartender's Day Off. So that's the Cedar Ridge bourbon, blackberry syrup, lemon juice, and soda water. Which that one was my favorite. You guys have a little taste. So many of those. They were so good. But the fact that I'm looking to have a few of those two Only two He was fastball his Jack Cokes all night. Oh, that's one that works too. I was uh, I was doing the locale That's the movement diets Okay, I was like yeah, that's all I drank for years when I was young But I'm in diet. Yeah, like Captain and Diet Coke or whatever. Oh, Captain and Coke. Yeah different did she come up with the name of that or did you have like regular realm oh i just assumed captain oh i i did like whatever their well realm oh yeah so it wasn't kept i was trying to lose weight and i was trying to be cheap no that's smart that's smart hey did she come up with the name of that one like she did all that right yeah carly made the made the drinks made the flyer um she sent it to me before just to make sure like we like it but i was like i like it it fits the confused breakfast guys yeah it like it the fact that we normally the bartenders mainly eric but like us too sometimes and like we obviously we didn't have

to make the drink for once i just thought that was the coolest name ever to come up with so that was awesome it was yeah it's kind of the day off yeah all right trying this with us oh that's tastes like someone's getting lucky tonight newsflashers me good i know i don't know if it was a good idea for us to have both cocktails up here but we're gonna roll with it guys i will say we shouted out uh cedar ridge this is a pick we did ourselves there's only 30 bottles left at Benz it sold really fast so if you guys want one stop down there and get down there soon uh matt said it's going fast so yeah awesome so good stuff so thank you to the confused breakfast guys for having us on uh classic event center for hosting us here mango mustache josh gave us our start in his garage before you know when we graduated from my basement so thank you thanks josh and uh the wonderful upload media logan schultz here is running both of our shows and he has done an amazing hit the button at least five times the button doesn't work damn it I set him up I was supposed to knock him down I was trying to remember if I did it live or not I think I did I just wanted to do it on top of that It feels like we're stopping it and then what we say maybe we do remember I was going to say we don't remember I literally don't that's why I was like we have to get it in now there it is I just do want to say one more time

live other than what we're about to say they didn't have to have us on We obviously have a good relationship with those guys, and they're awesome, and we love their podcast. They love ours. So it's awesome they had us on, and this event center was awesome. And obviously, Logan, you did so much work that night to do this. So, yeah. And just, I don't know. Do you have the ability? Let's just go ahead and take a picture of that right there. If that ain't a fucking presidential run, I don't know what to tell you. Of Erik. Of Erik right there. Look at that. I did not have sexual relations with that donkey.

With my slacker t-shirt and my velvet coat. You're the man of the people. You're an everyday. Look at you. It's empty, yeah. You're here like, yeah. God. That's crazy. You're right. You look good. All right. Also, just for the record, because you pointed it out. Yeah. The video is playing on one device, and the audio is playing on a different device. That's all right. So there might be like a split second difference that you're noticing, but it's... Sorry if I wasn't supposed to notice that. No, no, no. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes sense, though. I think it's best called out. Yeah. You know, you hate me.

Job of putting on this show for us. He's over here. He's not going to talk. Normally you'd hear him going. You guys can sit back for him. So. Oh, you didn't hear him. He didn't do it. I tell him when he has a big head and they don't believe me. See? So Shaun, I think we were going to talk about some. We were going to talk about. Fucking throw it at me. Some actors and actresses. Yeah, by the way. We were. I like that you just threw Shaun under the bus. We didn't talk who was going to open. It also doesn't matter. We did talk about it. You dropped in and started taking the whole fucking thing. And that's where I was like, in 2.5 seconds, I was done with my notes.

I was talking about the things I was supposed to talk about. We weren't on the topics yet, you dicks. I was like, I have nothing else left to say. Shaun, you should say something. Yeah. So I'm confused now. Now, you're a dick because you do it to him. But I'm a dick because I started. I don't understand who's the dickhead here. I feel like everything we talked about, you just decided you were using it in your open monologue. Yeah, because then I thought I wouldn't have to talk anymore I'll steal everybody else's comments And then all of a sudden Erik's like Well, do you have something, don't you, Shaun?

I'm like, well, I'm supposed to fucking have one In my defense, when I panic I just talk Because otherwise I don't know what to do I looked over and you had your fucking notebook And I didn't have mine That's true Which I have my notebook here still with it open to And I'm looking at all the notes that were on this that you didn't touch no we touched every one of them oh really i'm saying like at one point like when we get through i'm like we've said every word on this like it's not even like i could be like um okay uh crack or like whatever it was like you know it's like one word which is can crack which was on there yeah yeah i'm just saying like we said it all you know what i mean that was like yeah oh that's hilarious ride your bike uh whatever so yep anyways all right let's keep going so uh so a big comments or comments we've received is sometimes you boys just swear a little too much you swear a little too much um we are an adult podcast that's uh we are you know also two of us went to catholic school i think that's part of it yeah so yeah you know those priests glad i stopped we could swear for a while we're letting it out now fully um well that being said one of our long-time listeners um and a big supporter of ours has always shared ideas topics come up with and his was what actor actress do you like that swears that's really cool right so there's a difference between i mean everybody swears in it right but who's the ones that make a big deal part of it you know like who does it sticks out your head when i say that who do you

think of yeah uh i i have something to bring up uh not this time good um i have worked with you guys for close to a year now and pretty much a year actually yeah thank you guys for letting me do that it's been a lot of no thank you and i've gotten to know you all pretty well and how you are on microphone yeah because not only am i in here with you when you're recording but i'm also watching you guys then a second and usually a third time yeah that's why we haunt creams but yeah so it's it's funny for me to watch this back because i can see how nervous each one of you is yeah and i can see it in different you all manifest it in different ways i do do break it down yeah because sean's really trying to like find his words i would love to see you at work like like do give a presentation or something where you're nervous because i imagine it's very similar where like you are you're like very specific about trying to say the right thing and trying to figure out how to piece it together and build coherent thoughts i can watch in real time yeah when you get nervous that comes to the forefront because saying isn't great in front of my work people so i don't i don't get to be like you know what let's get rowdy yeah yeah which i can see oh there's there's a lot of hr training that you're seeing right there of like very controlled about what you're about to say yep make sure you're aware of what you're going going to do yes and i think about 10 minutes into it or maybe even 15 yeah you kind of kind of figure out what this is and i think you you loosen up a little bit on that yeah and figure out what the vibe is i will say yes and for the opening the reason was like when i felt like mike took all my

words from the beginning why is he not why have you not told me this till right now no like i've just watched this kid and then when eric's like well sean's got something i'm like mother fire like that's what i was like eric i remember when it got through me i could feel it from my ass like the heat come all the way up and i'm like oh god i felt terrible because i could see it on your face but i was like i thought that you were ready for this you're killing it it wasn't that i wasn't ready like i was ready for the but it was just like very much sean like it was like like i'm like so you took the three of us and went no motherfucker you like so neither one of us had any notes Thank God I did or it would have been already over.

Hey, but we hit everything. I know. We'd have been done. If we didn't have this, it would have been over already. But yes, you're seeing it. I had notes before. I just left them in the fucking green room. I had my phone open and I had my notes there. I had my key topics we were going to hit, right? So that's all I went off. And then he stepped all over mine. And didn't tell me until tonight. Hey, you're welcome. Do you think I really care about this? I just feel bad now. If we would have left the stage right there, if you would have been, if you kept going, I'd have been like, well, he took all my work.

I would never do that to you. I would throw you under the bus. What was your assessment of the rest of us? Sorry. For Mike, it was also obvious. It's just because you were kind of like, you were doing the rambling thing and you were not in a bad way. No, sure. Yeah. This is the stuff where like someone who's watching you on a normal basis wouldn't catch it. But because I'm so familiar with how you guys are on the show, I can see it really obviously. um you're just a little more tense yeah hold your body a little and i was in the middle and dead space scares the shit out of me so like i think that's why you were the right height to be in the middle i saw that yeah we'll get into that i do remember that i think you'll see it here in a minute but like in the beginning you felt super tight but then like you filled the space because i could feel like you helped to like navigate the space that sean and i oh yeah yeah really well at least i felt that when i was up there i'd love to see it here but like yeah when i was up there i felt that i was like okay good he's throwing in jokes while our brains are catching up to what's happening right in this moment yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah mike you're also a space filler which again on a podcast and especially live podcast that's a great yeah i panic if there's like a pause because i'm like no one's laughing why is it quiet what's going on yeah so fine i'll take my shirt off what are we doing here hey it's gonna have a deep fall like an emergency option you know Yeah, true.

And then I feel like for you, you can tell me if I'm right or wrong, but I feel like you kind of just make yourself bigger. That's a great description. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's not even necessarily physically, but it's just like you get a little bit louder. You get a little bit more present. Yeah. You know? I just feel like you kind of like try to be more engaged by just being a little bit more. Yeah. Does that make sense? That makes sense. No, that makes sense. It's the big part because I would say like- also like i don't like the dead space and i can feel it the entire time like whenever it whenever it happened and so but i'm not i'm not as good with just like popping out the joke or like making fun of something and so all i could think about is like i'm just holding on to this table and looking at these guys and i'm sitting here going like he's like i held on to that table so goddamn hard oh god i'm gonna shit myself and the thing is i've i've given like speeches in front of thousands of people right and usually if i have my notes in front of me like i can just like go back to it like i get lost and then i go back find a bullet point yeah and i kind of panicked before because i left them we all well i would agree too because i've done tons of in front of big audiences and and done stuff for work like it's all been business stuff but i always pro i always practice my first three minutes right like this is how it's going to open this is how it's going to go and then because that's about what it takes me to calm down yep this is where when you point that out because i wasn't leading that from the beginning so then all of a sudden then it was thrown to me

and then i was like all right well we're already six minutes in now and i didn't get my first three I don't know. You know what I mean? So then you'll see me calm down as I get this going a little bit. It felt like 30 seconds. I thought I'd calm down, but we'll see. When you say six minutes, I was like, it felt like we were two minutes in, and we had talked about everything that we had to say. Good night. That's it for us. No, we did good. Yeah, we're five and a half minutes into it at this point. So I said about six minutes. Look at me. So I don't know what you think of anybody that sticks out to you.

Yeah. Yeah, so obviously we share the topic and then don't talk about it. So mine is going to be for sure Samuel L. Jackson, obviously. Because it's like people forget because everything's social, right? And then it goes away and then it comes back. But he made a book called Go the Fuck to Sleep. So he helped our kids go to bed. What a great uncle, right? And then on top of that, just like, I mean, one of my favorite movies of all time is Pulp Fiction. And so it's like, grab my wallet. Which wallet? The one that says bad motherfucker on it. You know what I mean? So it's like, he's got to be the best.

There's snakes on the plane. I know. Goddamn snakes. When you said that you were going to do this, I thumbs downed it in the chat. I saw you do that. That was going to be my pick. You got to be quicker on the draw. But yeah, I love the bad motherfucker wallet. That's what I need. That would be my movie prop for the confused breakfast. I misquoted it for years saying it's badass motherfucker, but I watched it again. Just to be, you know, we're leading into a movie podcast. I had heard you say it before and never like corrected. Yeah, I thought what are some other ones of his? Do you have? Oh, God, there's so many. I'm just trying to think the long every Yeah, thanks for putting me on the Look at my face. I was like, What do you got in the notebook, motherfucker?

Yeah, I look at Erik. He's like, hey, can you give me five more from your top five? I'm like, I can Go fuck yourself. Erik was one of them. Erik feels like it's a game of dodgeball. He's dodging these like go get him over there go get him over there throwing wrenches when sean and i are playing by the rules it's a fat kid you get him easy go get him you're like poser challenge somebody who's wearing a band shirt you're like name three of their songs yeah exactly you just light them up thanks dickhead yeah yeah really yeah like i feel like sometimes they cast him just for that they're like he's like where's my dialogue they're like figure it out is it like capital one or something that he's been doing on the site i'm like wait why doesn't he swear in those that's true like how many times you think they have to film it just because cut cut you can't say yeah we did i did look up some lists like he there's definitely like a top 10 of who swears the most and there's for sure in the top 10 there is yeah yeah i want do you want to run through the list yeah so i i gotta i mean yeah sean you did have this though and we knew it if you're ever in an argument and you use the facts we gave you you're going to lose that argument because we're we're not super great at this stuff.

If you want to do a podcast and yell at it and be really pissed off because they're like, that's not fucking right, you should check us out. Yeah, but I do at least Google it, but I don't double check and do more, but this one was from Buzz Bingo and out of 3,500 movies, Jonah Hill is the one that has the most foul mouth. Wow. That's got to be like 90% Wolf of Wall Street, I bet. Probably. Well, I don't know. I mean, that are... Oh, Superbad? Super bad. You know what I mean? Like younger, probably. I would not have expected that. Number two, Leonardo. Yeah. So that's probably Wolf of Wall Street.

That was one of the movies that had the most, just in general. Samuel L. Jackson, Adam Sandler, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Billy Bob Thornton, Seth Rogen, Bradley Cooper. Yeah. Bradley Cooper. I don't know. I don't think about that when I think of him. Well, was it from Groot? Because he can't. it's not him or no not group fuck yeah sorry everybody see you didn't need this no i didn't like it jesus christ well you did the same thing again where you're like one second before it happened live you were like no it was after it i said i go that's not right why did i say that like yeah god this guy's a again we don't do the research like these other guys do right yeah it's too much we just do it for less yeah but i will say my personal favorite is uh joe pesci yeah oh yeah you you know just i just can't get a casino just whatever you know it just can't it's hard to beat also joe pesci's underrated in a was it lethal weapon four he's like the pi that's helping him and he's like what do you think i'm a perp because i'm in the back seat you leprechaun yeah yeah yeah that one's great right obviously obviously very good or then i don't i don't know his name and i of course didn't look it up again but full metal jacket who is the uh lee lee ernie okay yeah by the way quick shot maybe the best right the full girlfriend

they were they were awesome they they chimed in a lot and they were super fun and yeah and we wanted engagement so we didn't we didn't mind and we i loved it no they were afterwards they like loved the show yeah they were from kansas city yeah awesome and for me it was super comforting because they were like right in front of me so it was like i kind of felt like when they were responding right away i kind of felt like i was just i just started kind of talking to them a little bit like because they were like super engaged it was him and i don't know his wife girlfriend whatever but like they were all about it and it was so part of me was like can we have them here when we talk about movie shits like i can have somebody that knows their right yeah exactly have my little palm pilot uh but let's move off this still because that's a great movie not gonna say anything about it but when you're talking about that i don't know how you can beat that you know i didn't know they stacked that high you know i know i was gonna talk about the texas yeah yeah i feel like we need this crowd when we're talking about remember some things yeah like i because i i don't remember any of this but then we're clearly who we are so we're saying what we would have said in the moment and that makes sense so we drink a lot you know so like feel free you guys are totally fine so yeah i will say that recently uh well actually and then we'll get to yours my daughter and i went and saw the new resident evil movie recently oh yeah and that guy was like he has to be on the list yeah after one movie it was uh let Let me see. 139 times on one movie he said fuck. And now he's

that's the actor that's in that whale fall movie coming out. So I'm like, if he swears that, he might just jump to one after that. Wait, so just saying fuck or just saying? Just fuck. It's just fuck this, fuck that. If you watch the movie, it makes sense. It's kind of like hanging out with you. I hate you so much.

Comedic timing, baby. I went a little bit off the reservation because you stole mine. I was like, I'm going to go with Jennifer Lawrence. because oh i love her i i think most of hers are probably not necessarily in movies she's had some in movies for sure but like her her interview her total is all from her interviews and she i watched a a segment of her with conan o'brien and it was he was like see how many swears you can do in 30 seconds and i'm gonna put a hundred dollars in the jar every time you do damn and i mean he didn't she didn't get to 5 000 but he was like throwing it all in just at the end it was amazing got the gun you should watch the video it's it's great she just starts going and you can't she's like he goes and none of our viewers will ever hear this because it's all bleeds i love that yeah so i should say like uh through my you know quick google search um females are more classy so they don't generally speak the way we do like trash but i like how all of our friends time emily blunt was number one jennifer lawrence was number two yeah so there you go hold on how the hell is emily blunt why i don't know like i said i know i almost looked her up too so i love her yeah no but again you guys are no movies better we do so if you're like ready to come out of your seat like you're so wrong like i said you can we could be wrong on our facts a little bit but you know this clip oh that's true if i don't get a car right

maybe one of the best and he was on an honorable mention one for another one that i saw but that might be also just one of the greatest at the airport well then you're he's talking through 100 the moment that i felt totally engaged with the audience so you're better then well because I knew what he was saying. I are. That is like the Steve Martin, the planes, trains and automobiles when he fucking you've brought up before. I have watched remote producer Benjo and I have fucking done that line over and over and over and over again. So the minute he did it and I knew exactly what he was saying, I was like, these are like, this is our people.

We are good to go. And that was immediately when I was like okay we good Like we just hanging out like everybody else Yeah And that was i know the three of us can do it but it was like the crowd not just going laughing or whatever but this was like he said something that i could play right back at yeah knew what he was talking about and i was like this is great do you think in some ways like the audience loosens up a little bit too like they're getting to know us a little bit and they think it's a huge part of it especially when they when they say something when we and we respond back you know you know because this isn't a comedy show it's not like where it's like hey shut the fuck up yeah you should just be listening to comedy we said like we like we're we'd love to engage as long as people aren't being an asshole and nobody was it was great it was like no we're asking for responses chime in you know yeah and what we're saying is like we had the perfect kind of response like it wasn't like this overwhelming like we can't hear anything but it was like enough that like the right comments were being said and it was like yeah kind of we had the right amount of engagement which i would say also we have the engagement of not just the people that we 100 knew we're gonna you know like our really close friends like you don't hear my wife you know you know i mean like you don't hear my sister like it is yeah it wasn't just it was there it wasn't just all them it was you know you definitely hear them laughing but they're not the but they're not yeah other people that were catching a hook and yeah yeah yeah that's i love that yeah very good Moving on from that one Okay pause Awkward pause This is why Mike doesn't shut the fuck up

Because he hates that I feel so cringy right now even hearing that pause Me? No? You? Me? Okay cool I'll talk It was so much worse just because we had just paused Yeah that's true that's a very good point Yeah yeah yeah But yeah that was a long one And it really wasn't In the greatest community time that it was a second and a half Maybe two Correct But it feels long correct yeah i don't think the crowd felt like it was long we just felt like it was right like it kind of was like they weren't going oh god these guys don't know what they're doing but what was going through my head was like somebody fucking speak it's almost impossible to talk just do something make a noise right it's almost impossible to not have pauses and also not talk talk over each other like it really is an art form to to never think of a transition of topic like we are we are doing right here the thing that i underestimated is like so you remember when we first started we didn't do headphones yes and how much it changed when we started doing headphones where we don't talk over each other as much because you hear it in this scenario it felt a little bit more like not having you know i mean it's definitely not having headphones but you feel that a little bit more and so it's just a little bit more awkward so it added to it for sure i i didn't think about it until afterwards but it definitely added anything about it you just said right now but that's the part of what we're watching it that seems different than live so when you have pauses live you expect them stepping on each other you expect them when we watch them back like this you're like well that's not what we normally look like right right by the way this

i don't like this so we're used to sitting around a table and just looking at each other and there's no one in the room it's not you guys that bother me it's the fucking staring staring straight and i feel like with the political season we're in we're like supposed to be roasting each other right now So I don't like it's weird. He puts shit in the water. He don't vote for him. Cedar Rapids. He kicks puppies in his spare time. For fun. Well done, brother. I don't know. That's just bothering me. I think you win. Vote for Pedro. Yeah. Does it bother you? Can't see over the mic? That was good because I wanted to talk about that.

Full disclosure. On the way here, I said, like, I wonder if I should bring a milk carton to stand on, like, as a joke. And then we walk in and it my fucking mic was here and I go And then Logan producer goes it doesn't go any lower and I go I fucking Seriously phone books or something. You're gonna hold it. So then they dropped it. It's still too high So theirs are pointed up and mine's pointed down I did feel like I was on my tip toes most of the night. It hurts my calves.

You also notice the projector goes nicely right over. No interference at all. Yeah, there's also a reason I'm in the middle. They showed up and I don't. I hate my life. another segment we like to do on our show is a little something we call remember when yes so um you know we just made up that we like to do obviously we're here the day when you could go you know i mean back in the day when if you like renting a movie was the biggest part that was your plan right so like i'm having a buddy over we're gonna go rent whatever movie and you had to plan it's private right you know well yeah but you had to plan you had to you know i'm gonna take you you're gonna ride a bike you gotta get there yeah you know you're yeah getting something to eat or whatever but you go in there and the place was packed you know now the kids instantly click on it it's just there right if netflix you just click on it no big deal you don't have to plan you can just watch it yeah so i don't know if it's as cool or not because back in the day it was like the event like you're going to do it um and it was part of the adventure for the night so if you had a friend spend the night that took a good two hours of like what you're doing for the night yeah i don't know about you guys you guys they had their kids kids their friends come over hour and a half later they're like bored and you're like oh well we used to fucking go get movies that was a little something you take a little time here for it but

getting to go do that. So back in the day compared to now, I don't know. I missed the days. What was your video store that you went to? Mike and I, we had the same. It was Mr. Movies. They missed the fucking movies. Which a lot of people might not have ever even heard of that. And that's very local, right? It was. How many Mr. Movies people are in here? I was going to say. There you go. Thank God. Okay, cool. That's better. I figured it would work with a lot of Cedar Rapids people. Yeah. So hold on. How many video stores were there in a population of 17? So I grew up in the small town of Mediapolis, Iowa, a very, very small town in Southeast Iowa.

And we didn't have a movie store. So we had the gas station and the gas station rented movies. And it was great, but they usually only had like one copy, maybe two if it was something brand new. The guy in the front row was the same thing. He was like, yeah, it was me too. do you guys feel how different it is now from the first five and a half minutes yeah yeah like you you all feel like you're very we started to feel our rhythm a little bit no i felt normal the whole time i think you're just being an asshole no it's just it's just fun no you're right to like notice it is and i like that you can say that because not a lot of people can well but i'll say i think that a lot of what either people are lying to us or or not i mean it could have been but they're like i didn't even notice you guys had any like nervous energy at all but you sitting us watching us like you said you watched three of ours right yeah because not only do you see it a lot or whatever quote unquote like as we film this and then you cut it down and everything else so right so right it is uh yeah yeah so you were fighting like whoever but the cool thing is the gas station attendant they would they would kind of let slip who was holding on to that movie for too long so you could like you could hunt him down he's been tp'd seven times this week bob's been sitting on that movie for four weeks we got a billy timmy and bob jimmy which by the way we also do a segment called chaps my ass because in your 40s a lot of things revenue raw i'll just say it that way but yeah it's like we would go somewhere and then

maybe they'd have one copy and it was out and then it was out four weeks that's annoying but then you'd get it back and you'd get it home. And if it was a VHS, maybe it wasn't rewound. And you're like, you have to fucking wait 20 minutes for this goddamn thing to rewound. Or when it moved on to DVDs, they scratched it. Yeah. It's like a climax scene. Right at the good part. Yeah. Yeah. So these kids have it so easy, which they know that. And I will say my kids, there were still family videos around for my kids and they do remember it and they miss going there. They were like, it was so fun to like pick movies.

And let's be honest, it was like more of the popcorn and candy and shit they got. still you know what i mean probably yeah you're always gonna get popcorn and candy yeah i mean yeah but we so we would drive like if if we couldn't get the movie at the gas station it was 30 minutes to blockbuster 30 so i would drive 30 minutes to blockbuster where the hell and then if you got the wrong burlington ah okay tape in the in the case or the wrong dvd it's like well i guess we're watching whatever this is like i'm not going back fuck that oh shit it's everybody just went i felt my chest get tight my blood pressure meds kick in so yeah little mermaid what the fuck is this so yeah but i i think it's funny now like so now there's more streaming options and all of that but um i actually had a scenario recently where my my daughter was like they were looking for movies and i'm like you know we own some even though they're digital but like you can just go and here's a library and like they didn't even know we owned all these movies that i had put into the digital library yeah no because we do it all because we always just go oh netflix or whatever right and whatever they give you that's what you get so it makes that the way i was expecting it to but i was trying to talk about how like the like movies plus or whatever like we own the movie yeah like voodoo you bought the copy you had the dvd and it gave I was trying to talk about that because my daughter was actually there

so I was also doing my best not to look over at her right that's a good point most people got those codes and threw them away but smart people as years went on added them now they have a repository of hundreds of movies I feel like I totally made fun of him before this he just stepped on I'm joking wait that what? i feel like i made fun of him for this exact thing and then like oh i stepped on you yeah you stepped on it by talking about that this better be good go and here's a library and like they didn't even know we owned all these movies that i had put into the digital library yeah no because we do it all because we always just go oh netflix or whatever right and whatever they give you that's what you get so it makes me feel better that your kids didn't know what a digital library is since i don't We always give Shaun a lot of shit because he's the less tech savvy of the group.

Got a notebook up here, right? With my notes. You didn't see, but he wrote with a pen, like a feather pen. Calligraphy. I have a very pleasant. I can't erase this. Hear ye, hear ye. That's how I wanted to start it. That's how all of your notes need to start from now on. When you text me, I want hear ye. You're like sending me an email and then I send them a letter three days later that they get it.

It's clear we all get colonoscopies for the record. But I can say on top of that the chat's my ass. Fucking late fees. I don't know about you, but I would get them. I was battery turnip. Because it always felt like it was this event. Like the weekend, Bud's coming over and I'd ride my bike how far way to go do it and then my friend went home and then it was time for me to take it back and i was like that you know i mean i don't want to do that or whatever and so we would always have late fees and i know my sister's in the room so she can both my sisters can vouch for this of our dad being pissed off at us all the time for late fees god damn kids way too much like so one time i remember going to i could i could hyvee or something and we get this late fee or we're checking out i don't even remember they pulled up it's a hundred dollar late fee holy shit that's a lot that's four hundred dollars today yeah right like yeah my dad looks at me and I'm like I don't know what you're talking about I'm like I swear I do not have this and he like pulls me off to the side and he's like don't fucking lie to me I'm like I don't remember this I swear I don't remember him at all so he like rips he like rips the manager's ass you know whatever and the poor guy

you know ends up taking my dad's wrath fucking gives us waves a late fee And I get home and fucking find the movie at home You asshole I just fucking threw that movie away I just saw him eat some guys ass I wasn't Wasn't coming at me It's a relic and cost you down a hundred dollars Like well those things that I told you know later after you went away And I can't respond to me Can't respond to me right now, but it was me One of those stories you tell after the statute of limitations Yeah, exactly That's the biggest thing though If you had a family, you didn't know whose fuck up it was So you went and you're like It should be three bucks and like $72 And you're like, that's her problem, not mine And I go, that's the same account And I was like, can I start my own?

No, you're 12 That was different because you get older Then it was like, you've been there with your buddies I gotta lay a fee on mine I gotta lay a fee on mine Now it's like who has money in their Venmo I got four bucks Yeah, what can I get me? Yeah, exactly But now they're dead Now it's who's got the password to what fucking streaming service Do you want to talk about that? Yeah Where's your wife? No, thanks I don't know the password We talked about how Shaun's not tech savvy So just imagine being his wife. Fuck off. I'm constantly logged out of everything. Shaun, I can't fuck it. Where's my readers?

I can't. I don't know what's going on right here right now. So. Son of a bitch. I do feel like it is especially fucked with passwords. Like, I'm like, I know this is my password. It doesn't work. Like, it's, yeah. It's amazing I make it through the day. I wrote them all down on my pen and feather, and it's at work.

You wouldn't believe I have an important job that requires passwords, but for some reason, I can't fucking do it on my phone. Love you, baby. That's why it's on Ashley. We'd all be locked out of our internet if it wasn't her.

We're just gonna go steal from the neighbors or something. It's so true. Before we move on. Vindicated. This is just the way we are and this is something we ask people. So I have to block my vision so I can see. Raise your hand if you pee in the shower. Oh, God. I forgot I fucking did that. God damn it. All right. Well, I just want to know, like, the amount of heathens we were dealing with, and it's a lot. Which I know I'm on the wrong side of history with this, even though it's disgusting. I think you're doing better than most crowds we've been around. We got quite a few non-peers. Good. Welcome to the club, the people who are clean.

Or they're not admitting it. We do in the shower. It's clean. You're pissing on your feet. Stop it. But, like, it just is something that randomly came up, and then this was a conversation that spiraled into weeks. Oh, look at that tongue. Especially in our friends. I fucking heard that one. Get on the side of the pool if you pee in the pool and it was like me and Ashley and Kelly I think like 75 people on the other side. I'm like you guys are disgusting But it's more The funniest part to me was like I by the way, I'll tell you in a second. Shaun was like I've never asked my sisters And so yes, she goes no and he goes oh like me and Bailey do or whatever and Kelly's like oh my god I still haven't asked my sisters and I'm just never gonna ask We grew up in a house with one bathroom So Kelly's like, I've been showering and one you've been pissing in all the time So if you don't want to answer that question, just don't ask It still bothers me a little bit And I did say pee, not go to the bathroom Just for the record, I just want to throw that out there I knew he'd give me once I think you are doing better though on this one I know, compared to normal It's not like the three of you.

I'll drink faster. I like it. I like it. You got a crew on your side here for you. Logan, you should go to the bathroom or something so you're not at the board. I will give a shout out to Logan, even though he's going to do the stupid fucking sound. Greatest producer ever.

Greatest producer ever. Produces us. Produces Confused Breakfast. He does so much behind the scenes that no one will ever know. Our most recent episode we did, Shaun wasn't there because he doesn't do our podcast a lot and leaves all the time. Oh, I'm so glad I spoke to him He's got a lot of things going on But But Logan was there and we actually got him on camera Just saying Felt like the right time to say it But our episodes are on YouTube If you ever want to watch Otherwise we are on Spotify, all the things If you want to follow along I will say The video adds a lot Because of the antics that Occurred We try to play to the audio part as well but you know sometimes the the look on their face when something is said is the it's usually and that's usually logan like taking his headphones off he doesn't want to hear what to say so yeah i will say our favorite thing is when logan has to leave the room and he comes back in and we it's the most fun get on some topic that he's like what the fuck are you guys talking like he kept making comments he's like i leave for five minutes and it's like to get my whole business Close down. What are you doing now? We make it a point when he leaves or like the minute that door opens Just say the most outlandish shit you could think of and it gets real bad You know that feeling of one of your children No, we've upset that again I'm really proud of you guys I hate when the daddies fight at the dinner table He's proud of us as he like chokes it up a little bit

Ronnie, oh, I'm so proud I love you because I have to Is basically what that meant all right well one more or something else we should get into we i think most of us not all guys like chick flicks but i do like usually if they're just like all sentimental it's like all right fine once a year that's fine but everyone has a favorite chick flick and i'm gonna say two because one of mine i just made fun of how like there sometimes you're just too sweet and they're too that there's not enough comedy i'm waiting but i don't know what it is about serendipity. It's probably Kate Beckinsale. But I fucking love that movie.

John Cusack is the goat. But I love that movie. But for the comedy side, my favorite is The Sweetest Thing. Because there's something about a girl going down on a guy and getting stuck in a zipper that's just hilarious. Actually, I think it was on his jewelry, if I remember right. Right? Her tongue ring or something? Yeah. Which does remind me of, nowadays, I got Netflix and chill, and we used to have Blockbuster and Blowjob. You know what I mean? Yeah, I love that we got to set that up. See, sadly, I missed that month.

I had Blockbuster by myself. I had to drive 30 minutes, so it didn't work out. I was pretty happy about that one, pulling that out of the way. Pulling that out of the way. There had Blockbuster in my hand, yeah.

I didn't think of it until right in the moment. And you had told that joke before, and I was like, I don't know. I was super happy that that landed. I love that. No way! Trust me, we're going out of here! Good for all of us. Move to a bigger city, dickhead. Anyway, sorry. That's what I did. That what I did yeah So but yeah those are my favorites One more scene from scene from the sweetest thing that just always makes well two is when they at the driving range and they just fucking pegging the guy picking up the balls he's like this is a serious job and they're just trying to hit him as much as possible and then the other one is boy I'm trying hard yeah and then the other one's the guy's eating chips and he's like you shouldn't eat those and he's like what are you talking about it's like they cause anal linkage he goes they would put that on the container if that's what it was he goes look at the back he goes yeah yeah well they switch to diarrhea lettuce so we don't need chips anymore yeah so that's a nostalgia I know it's a month ago Shaun what was your chick flick I was like hey everybody don't look at me so I can look at my phone I hear so I'm like Hey You know you can see that I'm like really Realize how fucked he is next time cuz we're just every time he says what do you think what do you think?

Yeah, yeah, you better be rapid-fire right my notes. Yeah, you better have Claude I'm just gonna be looking at Shaun and be like, Erik? Yeah. And then we're gonna have code words be like, how to grab Erik on the spot. It is a Christmas movie. Yeah. It is a Christmas movie. Um, honestly. Hey, peanut gallery! I think it had to probably be, P.S. I love ya. That's a good one. be like I think Ashley made me watch I'm guessing yeah but you know the whole Irish side of it I like it and yeah that was Gerard Butler wasn't it yeah god I love him right I wouldn't kind of a yeah no um but other than that it was hard for me to pick because I kind of like chick flex a little bit you know I do too I like to play it cool like fuck off actually what I'm gonna watch this but I'm like hey keep it down let's football so I'll be right back Yeah, you want to catch up on those episodes?

That's me when Kara's watching fuck it. Oh God. What is it? Oh show the fucking Mormon wives Mormon was really I think this is Like the plague but then like you want my life pivoted to TV and I just I didn't mean Just gonna go do some curls real quick the meat's like burning your hands and you're like did he really do that by the way taylor's baby daddy i'm so bad at that i'm like i'm not i don't want any of those shows and then she's watching like one of those i mean below deck or something and i just get wrapped in what's going on here and then the the guests are drama and i'm just like okay i guess i'm eating lunch here sorry i'm gonna be late for the meeting um but i do also hear of some of what you girls watch is pretty raunchy here like There's some show with all the hockey players.

Wait, what? What are we talking here? What's the name of it? Off campus. Both of them? Hold on. Time out. There's two.

Okay. Heated Rivalry. I didn't even know that. I can't remember. Which one is raunchy? Hold on. I have to make a note. And they're both about hockey So hockey's made it like finally like out of all the sports movies. It's coming Okay, what is that a row? I heard throw it out in the crowd. No, it's true. It's very accurate. So I'm gonna be clear When I heard them talking about but I was like fuck I gotta check out this show Lots of fucking so I don't know Oh my god, can you rewind 50 seconds? What a fucking dick!

What a fucking dick! Made my whole night. Oh my god, you guys are fucking dicks. Oh my god. Sorry, we forgot that you... Oh my god, that is the greatest. Play it again to make Shaun uncomfortable. I'm not exactly which one I heard them talking about, but I was like, fuck, I gotta check out this show. I haven't heard it. It sounded like lots of fucking, so I don't know. Oh, God! Oh, this is the greatest moment of this podcast ever. I am leaving. This is horrible. Oh, my God. I'm tingly inside. It turns to Erik, and here's Erik. I don't know what you're talking about. He doesn't know what fucking is.

I love that I didn't even show up. This is all Shaun just on an island by himself. Okay, so I'm going to explain what was. Fuck you, guys. I'm not a little backup. What the fuck? No, no, no. You fucking drowned by yourself. I'm going to explain what was going through my head. We were talking about two hockey shows, one that is hetero and one that is homo, and you're like, I don't know which one it was, but there was a lot of fucking, and I'm looking at you like, which one are you talking about, dude?

Details, man. Details. You want to watch them both? I don't know. I don't know. I'm confused. Somebody's fucking I'm in, but they didn't show me. I was probably Googling trying to find out which one. I don't know. God, that is fucking the greatest. I love you so much, buddy. I had no idea the other one existed. Erin had talked about the heated rival. Right. She was like the homosexual one. She was like talking about that at length. And I was like, okay, not really interested. Not for me. I'm not looking to like, you know, I don't know. It's just not top of my list. That's fine. But like, I hadn't heard of the other one.

And then you just say that comment. Now all I'm thinking is, do you want to watch this? All you're thinking about butt fucking, aren't you? And you're so uncomfortable. No, I'm just... I didn't know what you were saying. Fuck that. You threw me on an island. God, that is so surreal. We totally did, though. We totally fucked you over. It's only this funny because it tunes to Erik, and Erik's just like, yes, politician? He, like, literally is waiting for a rebuttal, like... Erik, we're going to be like, did you fuck that guy? And he's like... I'm like, did you really say you need gas money for your bus?

Oh, yeah. What a dick. As somebody who's ready for church, I'm just not sure I want to respond to that. Look at you. And it's so fucking stone-faced. Like, if you have... Anybody listening right now, you need to go watch this just to see this part of it. You have to watch this part of it, because it's so fucking true. Don't worry, we're going to clip it, too.

I don't know, because after this, the whole fucking crowd was laughing. Outside of that, It's just you and me look stupid. It was just us. That's what we do. That's what we do. Alright. There it is. Alright. There it is. That's my uncomfortable face. Go ahead, Erik. Logan, we got all these TVs. Can we fire this baby? You should have worn a red coat. I haven't heard the most about heated rivalry from that crowd over there. Oh, okay. I was like, I've never heard of this. It's like a smut on ice. I haven't heard of the other one. So this is, you know, I'm going to have to learn about the new one. So.

so it's hockey though yeah okay yeah so smut on ice we're all football guys yeah that is actually where my mind went to like any sport if you show the behind the scenes i'm not being sexist but like if if a woman doesn't like a sport but then it shows the behind the scenes it draws them in more like the ufc used to do that they do like the embedded series they'd be like oh he's such a good husband and she's like i hope he wins i'm like yes god she's gonna watch the fight now Aaron started watching the quarterback on Netflix and the wide receiver. That's great because it shows a little more of the family and the drama and some of the stuff with it.

So that brings the two together. You're just doubling down hard. You're like, when's the sex start? Never mind, he's tripling. He's tripling down hard.

Yeah, there's none of that in the quarterback. I don't know if we'd want to see that anyway. There's movies. It's fine. For the record, Marnie and I watched Heated Rivalry, and it was awesome. We loved it. Yeah? Highly recommend. Yeah? You got to push through the first couple episodes, but there's some good stuff in there, for sure. There's a joke in there. Yeah, I hear agreement. You just pushed through it. You watched it naked?

Was I naked? Sorry, what? Yeah. Is that what I said? What? That's what I heard. If that's what you heard, then you can even want to hear. Well, and knowing you. And by the way, it was recently Logan's birthday, so happy birthday to Logan. Happy birthday, Logan. Hey. Get pivot everybody Some young man at his first pube we're all proud of it scared me Tell you about church boners anyway It's a real thing ladies and gentlemen if you went to high school or high school Jesus Christ No, I didn't even know what to high school. This is the moment I was looking for is I'm going to start looking at my phone to figure out the dad joke.

Ah, that makes sense. I'm like, oh, fuck. I don't have a dad joke. I still just love the follow-up to that is Jesus Christ. Yeah. I realized. The biggest sin is taking the Lord's name in vain and you just drop it. I literally realized it when I remember now going like, oh, it's probably not the best thing to say. You're going to say any other word other than Jesus Christ. But anyways, all right. that we've made of our podcast. And I have a few movie quotes. Now, granted, I'm blind. I can't see shit up here. So if you don't win one and you were first, fuck off, it's fine, right? So like, we're going to try and understand who said it first, but I have four I'm going to throw out there.

I don't know. I'd say try to raise your hand, but you guys have probably been drinking and you're just going to fucking yell it anyway. So, hey boys, watch who yells, right? I should have got like a fucking glow in the dark thing. All right, first one. A lot of you don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me. Yep. Nailed it. Fucking right there. Oh, it's Zach. What's up, buddy? You fucking owned that. All right. Come up to me. You get a shirt. Come see us after the shirt. Come up here. Or come see us after that so we get you good care of. All right. Another one.

I just don't see how having somebody piss on your face is going to help me sell Lou Frigno's house. I tried to come up with good clothes. Yeah, I love you, man. Fuck yeah, dude. I love that movie so much. You guys can fight over it. I thought you just told that guy I love you. No, no. No, two more. I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose.

I actually thought that one would go... Who said that? Bad Santa? Yeah. Whoever said it first. Otherwise, you guys can fight. Oh, it's a man or woman. Don't do that. She's going to kick the shit out of you. I'm just triggered. Do you see his shirt? No, what is it? It's the Mighty Ducks.

Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Fuck you, Shaun. Fuck that. We like to do brackets every now and then. That's true. We do a real thing going on here tonight, but we like to do brackets on the episode, and I will just say the fucking Mighty Ducks... You're still mad about it. The Mighty Ducks beat Miracle, and he's still salty. I'm still pissed. Miracle should have walked through the whole fucking bracket, and he gets beat by Mighty Ducks for a soft... You guys can't tell he's the oldest one on the podcast.

Anyways. I love you. I still like the jersey, but, you know. Alright, last one. I'm still offended about the cereal draft, by the way. Shut up. Shut up. Cinema Tose Crunch is the greatest cereal round. no one will ever complain about. We can all agree Raisin Bran is not. Raisin Bran is not. I'm sorry. Oh, no. Grape nuts. For the record, I'm really not. It doesn't actually bother me at all. I just wanted you to keep talking about brackets for a minute. I thought that was good. Even if you are, I'm okay with it. But again, grape nuts do suck. My penis is going to explode. I know. This is why we know that you mold us into what we're going to be.

That's the greatest way I could think of. I got to pee too. Let's go. Grape nuts. Grape nuts is the worst thing ever created. And if you've never had grape nuts, when you're walking through the store, just pick up the fucking box. It is like 900 pounds for this little fucking box. By the way, we Googled it while eating it live on the podcast because we were like, we have to taste how bad it is. I'm not going to stop it. It says when you Google it, like this very dense cereal. You could kill somebody. It's like throwing a cinder block through a windshield. Like you could injure somebody. You guys were saying like, why is this box so small?

I'm like, it's because nobody that is over the age of 70s can't pick it up. They can't pick it up. It's why they created motorized carts to carry that fucking cereal. When you're at the age where your doctor says you need to start eating that, they can't fucking lift a box any bigger than that. So, like, you got to. But honestly, in the winter, we've been sliding in the soap. You've ever been in a pickup truck where you got to put, like, sandbags in the back? I'm pretty sure fucking this would work. You can just get a you know six of those things you fucking won't slide one bit Alright last one tattoo on the lower back might as well be a bullseye I will say hey, thank you guys so much for coming out. We really really appreciate it Well done brother cuz you hit the time right there You didn't have a dick if you have breakfast I'm amazing. We've done a lot for us. I'm going to upload media's a lot first time so appreciate it. That's why I was fucking sound. I hear that in my goddamn nightmares every day.

That or he usually buzzes me when I say bad shit. I get PTSD. Fuck me. We do. But if you listen, we would really appreciate it. Search us. You can find us on socials under We're So Cool Right or really our podcast is wherever you listen to your podcasts. You can search for us that way. But we do have a signature the way we normally sign off at the end of it. so I think we're ready for that well done why did the tomato blush the chick in the front knew it hold on I have to figure this out I have to give them a second he thinks he can figure them all out when he does it he has a fucking pan I haven't got one in like 6 weeks and I'm like raging we've done like 86 episodes and I think he's got 6 you know but he thinks he's going to get it every time What?

Because it saw the salad dressing. Well done. I will say, that was not even the avenue. I was never going to get that one. It's always a bonus when somebody beats him. Because it's just like, fuck, I get extra mad. I feel the table once. We love you guys. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, yeah. I do remember having so much shit to grab. I did, too. Kale came up. He's like, you need help? I'm like, yeah. You see, I'm fucking out of room. He said right away, like, as we were walking off the stage, and this is just our lack of doing a live thing. He's like, you should just leave it. We'll get it. Yeah. We knew there was a gap in between. I thought either it was time for it. No, but it was like, we're trying to, you know. Be cordial to the next person. Yeah. I didn't know what the fuck to do. Boys, I don't think we did that bad. I mean, it was our first time in a green room, too.

It was a shit little... The green room was pretty fun. We need a better rider. I want only blue M&Ms. That's all I care about. Yeah, and, you know, straight whiskey shots or something. I don't know. Yeah, just whiskey. Whiskey and water. We don't need no coffee. We don't need no water. Just whiskey. We're pretty easy to please. I know you have to piss and I have to piss. Do you got one for us? Yeah. Hit it up. What did the grape say? Give me that dance. Thank you. Guys, it's not his first time. Wait a second. I didn't know that we were going to do one because I thought we were going to. Yeah, fair.

I was a little fast on the draw. Glad you got a button ready. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? It lot out a little wine. What? Wait, can you say this? It lot out a little wine. It let out a little wine. Yeah. Because it sounded like... I was so excited. Am I right? Am I right? He had to say it so fast that nobody else could. He got it. It let out a little wine. Oh my God. Nothing. It just let out a little wine. Let's fucking go. I'm back, baby. Instantly, I thought of ketchup. You know, from Pulp Fiction.

You know, I'm fucking... Oh, when the tomato gets done. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I got so excited there, I almost peed my pants. Because I have to pee so bad. I was like, I'm... over the moon right now after just watching me fail on a live and then a random stranger show me up like that feels really good here's the deal we did a live we had a blast you guys showed up and represented it we're gonna work on another live it's not coming anytime soon but we are we're gonna work on it because we had a blast yeah we want to do it again if you're listening listening just in your car or whatever like you're normally doing you don't normally do video i urge you to go to youtube to be able to see what we're seeing yeah this is going to be out but if you also want to see it without us commentating, join Patreon.

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We appreciate it. We appreciate everyone. We shout it out, and obviously, Logan, we appreciate you. Yeah, I just want to say, I don't want to take too long. No. He's going to try to drag this out while he watches this. I feel. Do you if I had to say you have all the time in the world right now? If you don't care about these chairs Oh That's it It was like a gracious thing about how much you love us no no no no it's not gonna be fun and games until I just piss on the Stable he's trying to say all the quotes that we say all the time We love you guys. We'll see you soon. Bye you