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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Your mama's like a bag of chips Free to lay Come on, I was waiting for it Oh my god, it's quagulating It's getting fluffy So guys, this is a second episode We're just going to throw that out there And also I'm going to say we're going to get to this drink right fucking now Because it might be coagulating I feel like there's a trend of Mike making drinks with Guinness This is twice in a year, dick Friedage cheese Okay, so it smells great so brought to us by Benz Beverage Depot. That's where I got the Guinness from Yeah Hey, what color is the building It's great Green I'm gonna be worried so this is so this is what's funny about this before the podcast we met and we're talking for a little bit. And I said to Shaun, I go, dude, it's the first time ever I've had to buy buzz balls. He goes, did you make the buzz ball drink with the chocolate and the Guinness? I go, yeah. He goes, dude, I was going to make that. And then remote producer Ben sent it to you also. Yeah, he sent it to me also. He goes, hey, I saw this popped up. It looks pretty simple.

And sent it to me. And I'm like, oh my god, I just tagged that. I just saved that for a future episode to do it. And then here you did. So it must have been making the rounds on social media that week because I saved it and it looked delicious. So this is part chocolate buzz ball and then Guinness and it's supposed to taste like an espresso martini or at least somewhat close to it. The problem is I poured it just like he did only he did a way bigger glass but it's like separating and all of ours look different and I'm worrying me a little bit. Mine looks like it's going to come out like pudding like I'm really concerned about this.

You should be putting this dick in your mouth. New record. Two minutes, 25 seconds. You got him. That is definitely a new record. Looks like it's going to come out like pudding. Pudding. All right. So I saw two, and the guy drank it, just sipped it. No, he sipped it like a drink. He chugged most of it, then sipped it. I am going to send it. I'm going to send it. I'm not sticking around for what's going to happen. I don't know what's going to happen. I mean, look, it's all good things in here. It is. Oh, buzz balls are so good. I've never had one. I'm breaking my buzz ball cherry, if you will. So, yeah, that was the part.

When Benjo says me I'm like what's the fucking alcohol content that he's like what are you talking about? He's like I don't think he knew that the buzz balls were like 15% He's like oh I had no idea They're not alcoholic Yeah, yeah, they're just pudding what are you talking about? So cheers everyone at home Cheers and yeah, cheers we'll see you Here comes that ASMR thrift set Good luck, good luck Fucking delicious loudest throat on this side of the west throat go baby that's me that's so goddamn good you got any more right yeah by the way no coagulation no no it just looked it was just the guinness now hold on you just took a sip maybe yours wasn't as good like did it taste like both no i just i'm just being a bitch about it no no no but i'm wondering because we sent it so we tasted both did you only taste like one thing because it's no i'm getting both oh okay i'm a big guinness fan Same. Went to Ireland, went to Guinness, went to Dublin. Like, this is my shit.

Yeah. I like to savor a creamy head. Yeah, you'd fuck yeah. Yeah, I do. Get the button on that one! Boo, boo, boo! You see how stiff his pants got when he saw that? Creamy head. That was fucking good. Hey, I have another can of this, what will you do for it? Crawl over to me. I'm going to delete the no sound. No, no, no, it's good. That's good.

That's fucking good. That was a good drink. I've been getting more into Guinness lately. I love just one Guinness. Just kind of straight up. Before craft beer became a big deal, I remember being able to drink a Guinness like call it stupid young college days you know i mean like i'd like love to have one at first you know like i was everyone couldn't handle dark beer or anything like that yeah it was so good i also remember once you had one of those things the fucking light beer just shut down your throat you could just have one after another on those well then air then i didn't drink it for a while and then after they came out with these cans you know that was a little more what is it it's accessible because it's a nitrogen pack yeah tight deal when we've been having them on the podcast i'm like god that is fucking good you know i mean that is like it's just a good beer and so um anyways um yeah because normally you just have it on tap with a nitro yeah yeah which is funny when craft beer blew up and they started putting they started putting a lot of beers on nitro because it was like oh try it this way i fucking hate them i love guinness but like a lot of ones they did like it's got to be the right style it's got to be the right style because like they would put some on there and it's just it tastes completely flat it sucks all the flavor out of it like it's just not good but it's not for the forgiveness it's fucking good i will say on patty's day i drank way too many of them oh really bro so you needed to put yourself on a break this year uh-huh i i drank it from the minute you came out fucking guns a-blazing like i'm

drinking fucking guinness all day oh yeah why don't you i do it every day st patrick's day is a marathon it is not a sprint they're not that is the same thing as a bush light yeah yeah but i mean it in the thick like the the this is this is what i want to get into yeah guinness is not a it's a dark beer but it's not a stout correct beer 100 okay but it's light but it's airy and so when you drink too many of them well at least i i haven't done it in a long time every patty's day i drink guinness but i'll have like maybe six of them throughout the day i don't want to say how many I drank on Patty's Day, but it was a lot.

Like, a lot, a lot. The next day, I was like... What do you want to say? What, you scared? All right, pretend I'm your doctor. I need to know how many you had that week. Two. I had two. All right, now I'm pretending you're fucking bragging to your homies. I drank a lot again. I think, like, 18. I mean, it was a lot. On top of the shots and everything else, it was bad. By the way, I saw a thing recently where a guy's talking to his doctor, and he's like, how many drinks do you have? And he's like, I don't know, like seven, eight. And he's like, oh, seven, eight in a week. He's like, a week? He goes, no, per day.

And he goes, you have seven or eight shots a day. He goes, we're counting shots? We're counting beers, too? Oh, shit, yeah. I'm good for seven or eight. Yeah. Seven or eight beers? Oh, we're counting beers, too. Oh, we're not counting lattes. Those don't count. Those don't. That's water. No. But, yeah, so the next day, like, my stomach was not doing well. But, like, I fucking love Guinness. Well, I will say, now that you guys say that, it doesn't feel as heavy as when I look at what I expect it to be. like a barrel-aged stout or like yeah like it doesn't feel like that i'll bring you a real stout and then you'll be like okay i can't fucking drink this one can i think that's why i don't like though like you guys have had it you know i mean and i like some of your like super tasty stuff but you want you want this one a little that was really good you know i mean outside of that but yeah we should do that for next drink you should bring in one of one of your hundreds of barrel-aged stouts we can make may like just fucking stout may let's do it and then and then have it next to a Guinness. We'll have a little sip of Guinness and then I'll be like, oh my god, this tastes like Bush Light.

And then a whiskey next to that. And then we'll be like, oh my god, Rebecca. Is it Patty's name? Let's go. They're all second episodes. Well, that's kind of a thing too. How Kramer are we getting here? I would do want to throw this out here. Anybody that watched the episode, if you... Say, we don't know when this one's coming out. So, yeah. The Kramer here. And nobody gave me a heads up. I'm a little buttered by it. I'm feeling very self-conscious. I think your hair looked amazing. It was standing straight up and pushed forward. I think you're being a little too self-conscious, Shaun. And Shaun, here's the other thing.

You need to have a little more, like, just own it. Just own it. When people watch us, we all have a face for radio. So there's a reason people don't watch us. You know what I mean? To be honest with you, I have hair for movies. So I got the hair for movies. I got the face for, you know, you got me there. I don't know what that's like. So yeah, that's fair But yeah, so uh anyway, thank you to Benz for the drink Should we get into this? I think we should so I came up with a bracket This is something we have talked about on the podcast and we haven't done it yet So can I give a quick disclaimer? I had no fucking idea. We were gonna do a bracket until five minutes ago, so So this is going to be fun.

Well, that's why. So for people at home, I have been texting these guys since 8 a.m. And they responded to me 30 minutes before we met for the podcast. And I was like, hey, guys, any ideas for the second episode? All these things. Crickets. Shaun and I were like, we've been busy. Yeah. And then I said something else. Crickets. And then it got to like 4 o'clock. And I'm like, okay, so I'm going downtown. Are you guys coming? Because I'm kind of scared. Then it was like, oh, sorry, man. Been busy outside. since 8 a.m i doubt it but you guys suck no i told you even if you like it's 2026 and you're adults like even if you're outside working like check your phone thank you i thank you no not at all i was i have headphones in and it'll just read me my text messages so i had it when he first text i was on the lawnmower i had that i'm like all right i'll respond when i get back in because whatever newsflash you did that off no and i fucking didn't because whatever i get back to it And then I was outside burning and I didn't, I just set my phone on the counter because I also don't fucking need to have my phone on me.

Cause everybody was my family. We're good to go. Yeah. I didn't have my phone or watch on for four hours today. And it was amazing. Yeah. I'm just going to give them a peak, a peak up our skirt, if you will. So at 8, 18 AM. Okay. I'll do the other drink ideas for a second episode. Question mark. Nothing. 11, 36 AM. Actually, I'll just come up with something for episode 2 Or I'll do a bracket Logan, my son is not doing the thing he was going to do But I'm still going to go downtown at 4 Nothing 2.25pm Are you guys alive? Just making sure before I go down there later Dot, dot, dot So that's what it took And then 25 minutes later, Erik Laughing face Sorry, I've been working a two day cut and burn tree project I'll be closer to 5 And this is me Jesus, I was starting to legit get worried.

I'm like, we have two podcasts tonight, fuckface. Erik responds a couple more times. Shaun at 2.58. Sorry, dude. I've been jumping through yard work all day. I'll see you around 4. Why, Erik, why did you take your watch off? Even if you're on Do Not Disturb. I got to get those steps in. I want to track my activity. I had it on some of the time, but it was on Do Not Disturb. And then I took it off because I just branches and shit. Like everything was like actually it's weird because if you look at your arms you look like my arms It's bad like have you heard my favorite lawn mowing joke I Wish my grass was emo so it cut itself Too soon sorry That's great. I like it.

I will tell you this. It's the fucking greatest lawn mowing joke ever. Okay. For the record, I deserved that one. And I knew it was coming. But for a lawn mowing joke, it's a great joke. The bar's low. Very low. It's like you mowed it. I feel like for that, we need a... Like orange liqueur. We need... We need like a... Triple second.

Yeah. Don't give him ideas for the record. By the way, hold on. There you go. That's what it is. So per one of our last conversations about the orange liqueur, Ashley's like, Triple Sec. That's gotta be fucking number one. Oh, versus Grand Mayor. Yeah. Is Triple Sec an orange liqueur? Triple Sec is a liqueur style. It's not a brand. There's multiple kinds of Triple Sec. There you go, Ashley. I got your back, honey. I just don't know if Logan's check it. I don't know what I'm talking about, but I will repeat what you say. Cointreau, which we talked about, makes a triple sec. Triple sec is the type of liqueur.

Cointreau and Grand Marinet are the brands. Yeah, they kind of consider them part of triple sec, but they're still just an orange liqueur. De Kruper is one of the ones that Patron Citroenage. I don't know I'm kidding you guys are gonna fuck with me all the time with my pronunciation I hate it. I love it. Hey Hey You like that one too much Erik talk more Oh my god, I thought he made a new one on the board all we have to do is we can just always go back to the superheroes and then we want to, you know what I mean?

It was super hermurse. Soon enough, I'm going to have one of our friends that's like amazing, trained bartender, and they can talk about all this shit. I'm an educated bartender. Also, this is why we're going to have Matt from Benz on one of these days, because he's like, he's just going to take us to town over like, you fucking idiots.

He's going to be like, every day that I listen to you guys, I'm like, wrong, wrong, wrong. I love it when they text us. is like, dude. Did they do that? Oh, yeah. The best part with Matt is he always listens to us when he's unloading his shipment in. Which I think is on Thursdays. The booze is coming. He's like, we're talking. He's like, ah, he's fucking idiot. I love that. We come out on Wednesdays and I think the truck is Thursday. So he's like, I always have to wait a day because he's like, I do it when I'm unloading the truck. And I guarantee this is him doing it. Just like, fucking morons.

No, Matt from Benz generally, he just enjoys the... Oh, no. It doesn't mean he's not rolling his eyes. He should be rolling his eyes is my point. Carlson's like, you guys are dumb. Oh, yeah. Matt straight up calls us out. But he texts us right away and lets us know. Yeah. All right. What do we got here? All right. So I'm going to give you a hint of what this bracket is based on what my opening line was.

I remember your opening line. God, you guys love me so much. It's just... I love you. It's the second episode, buddy. Sorry. I'm sipping whiskey over here. All right, I'll say one more time just so you guys can get it. Your mama's like a bag of chips. Free to lay. Oh, free to lay. It's a chip one? Chip bracket. Really? Yeah. We talked about this. We had it on our list that we were going to do this one day. I'm really fucking excited for this because we threw out the one about the fries at different places. I thought exactly that we were just going to do. No, that one was too new. This one's been on the burner forever.

That's what I'm saying. I fucking love it. I felt like the fries didn't have enough to be a bracket. I think it could be. I just did not do it so quick. We did talk about a chip bracket. Fries in the sense of the places that make them. Not styles. It was all about we were going to argue more like McDonald's versus Wendy's. Here's the fun part. I'm not a big chip person.

That's what's going to be great. I guarantee you've tried most of this. I have. Yeah, I can I get but I'm that's what I'm saying is I can add a Unbiased perspective in a shot. It's gonna be better like I try them and then I just like fuck this I don't care. Okay. I gotta make this one comment Like you're like one for three on our bracket set like you actually We've done more brackets that you're like I don't fucking know anything about sports movies He knows inside out and then Shaun I gotta go like I don understand computers I don know what this is I don want to control Next bracket Luxury liquors Sponsored by Benz okay What's the country of origin ours we know it's a vodka vodka all right but then we're done take a sip of this what do you think it is honestly dude it's worth it if you if but then you have to say everyone and you're not gonna like that so you're not gonna be a little pronunciate them yeah maybe we have man on for that one just to be your voice boy we could do uh that would be interesting right if we went into ben's and you filmed us and he gave us the name of a liquor and we had to go figure out where it was like what oh What it is first one to bring the bottle back you know I mean kind of like

But again, I'd like I'm saying he would say some names that I wouldn't fucking know what kind of It was you wouldn't know to run it through aisles That would be bad. Let's not do that. Yeah, yeah, no running. Yeah I could totally see you Paul blarting thank you thank you thank you it's a fat gut and bald head that does it so sometimes I forget he hasn't been with us since the beginning so he does no idea about that episode. We went through the whole Paul Blart mall cop. He was a full-on mall cop. I believe it. It was so awesome.

Dude, I fucked some 12-year-olds up. I was like, motherfucker, what's up? I'm so glad you said up. Indeed, indeed. Hey, I don't know if you know this, Logan, but this is not Patreon right now. Can you call him your tits? That second episode. Jesus Christ, it still comes out as a first episode. That was to me. That was to me. Absolutely. He just buzzed himself. Can we mark this date down as the first time he buzzed himself? Absolutely. All right. If you're listening at home, you're welcome. All right. So here we go. By the way, this is 24 chips. I tried to not do like this plus the flavor, but like you have to at a certain point.

Like Doritos, you have to have Cool Ranch and the nacho cheese. I tried not to go too broad for. Hold on. Wait. One, two, three, eight of them had to get a first round buy. It was the only way that that works. Okay. So the first round buys, I'm just actually, I'm not going to say them. we'll run into them so first one fritos classic fritos versus classic lays the greasy thin yellow bag the yellow bag versus the fritos yep i'm going uh the yellow bag all day classic lays all those oh we're tied if my gut says fritos but then when you take a second to think about it it's like no it's lace it's always lace yeah it's really lace yeah i agree they're so like I want to scoop chili cheese with a Frito all day long.

They're delicious in chili. But also, it's a chip. We're just talking about the chip. It's a corn chip. Okay, I'm going to say I have a personal bias against Lay's because there's a chip that's probably not on your list that is way fucking better, and it's Sturzings. Oh, I didn't put that on there. Sturzings over Lay's every day. original recipe though the one that you can't even make even today even today is better than lays because it's thick it holds up to a dip like it's way better all right but that's a kettle chip so you gotta go you gotta go kettle lays i grew up in burlington i grew up in that area there's only one kettle chip on here they're fucking good yeah all right i didn't brand this because there's a few of them but they all fucking taste the same so dill pickle chips or plain Pringles.

Plain Pringles. Fuck dill pickle chips. What? What did you go for? Dill pickle chips or Pringles. Plain Pringles. Okay, you didn't need my vote then. I would have said dill. I don't mind a good dill pickle chip, but Pringles are fucking... It's hard to be a Pringles. Plain Pringles is just a cardboard. They are pretty boring. But you're right. But you can put you can put to them in your mouth and look like a duck The girls you're at the high school have made enough duck lips. We don't need to fucking do it with chips. Are you kidding me right now?

What else are you supposed to do when you're drunk around a campfire Mike? Also not wrong Lay's barbecue. So just lays, but the barbecue ones miss Vicky's jalapeno kettle chips those are a staple like milio's jimmy john's like that like subway all those like that's the most popular so i keep going first so what you want to go first on this one the miss vicky's i laser trash to me see i'm a barbecue lace damn what were they it was a barbecue this one might break my heart because i'm not voting because there's three of you i'm not voting in this but like uh barbecue lace barbecue or miss vicky's jalapeno kettle chips jalapeno kettle chips Kettle chips are better If that lost I was going to be so sad Because that's like my number one chip I'm not the jalapeno that's just not my jam Not anything I love them so much My wife hasn't kissed me in years I'm telling you it's a hundo P I'm going against them all the time Okay Chili cheese Fritos Which next to Fritos are the best Bugles Plain bugles Plain bugles You get to put them on your fingers and act like you're the Wicked Witch of the fuck off.

That's kind of fun. And I'll tell you what. I think you should have put regular Fritos against Bugles. Again, just like I do with my brackets, I don't think this through. I had to do a few number ones. I'm also allowed to tell you you're stupid. You are. And then I'm allowed to go pour me a whiskey. This is a miracle. Give me this drink. I'm going to finish it.

I'll go first. surprisingly Bugles just had some on this road trip. Bugles are elite. They're underrated because they're a corn chip. Even just plain, they're good. The best part about a Bugle, can we be honest? The fucking price tag. They're cheap? They're cheap as shit for a big ass fucking thing of it. Are they? In the bottom of a long time.

There's one on here that I'm excited to get to because I forgot about it. They're so cheap. I'm still going to pick the Frito. I think the Frito's better. When we're talking about the plane. Oh, 100% bugles. Oh, sure. I will say, I'm a little disappointed they don't fit on the fingers anymore. Their quality control has gotten down. That might be a you problem. That could be. Look at these sausages. No, but I think that they've gotten a little narrow on the bugle. They have, and they bend earlier than they used to. They used to be pretty well coned. Now they're like gnarled fingers. You know what I mean?

What witch mold did you fucking craft these off of? Hump it around quarters, baby. It used to be like if you got a snack bag, you could consistently get a five-finger bugle witch hand going. Ten. I don't think you can. Sometimes you can get ten fingers in there if you try hard enough.

This is for Julie. Just setting him up over here. Hey, Julie. Hey, guys, again, just to remind you, second episode. We love you. All right, moving over to the other side. We are going Cheetos Puffs. So again, the puffy melt-in-your-mouth puffs versus Munchos. Do you know what Munchos are? The snack pack? Like the mix-up? No. Google it. I guarantee you've seen these if you don't remember this. So someone I was really close to for a long time loved these. And I had never had them. They're really good, but they're like just pure grease, right? They're super cheap it's like two bucks for a bag of them oh i've never eaten them but i've seen them you haven't i don't think these are like the original kettle chips kind of they like are and they aren't it's weird but i feel like they're like what okay they're just grease discs but they're good i don't feel like we should have had some to eat we should we should be tasting these well it's like i came up with this today on my own it's weird if only somebody had answered me What's the matchup?

Munchos versus what? Cheeto puffs. The big cheesy poofs. I haven't eaten munchos, so I have a biased vote, but I would have voted puffs anyway. I love the Cheeto puffs. Which I feel like that's gone away. I feel like no one likes them. They're less popular now, for sure. When I was a kid, that was my go-to. This is gross. I'm sorry. You put them in your mouth and just let them dissolve. salt yeah yeah that's what i did first there to get that cheese gone then yeah so once the cancer wall breaks down you're like oh here's the flavor yeah i will say as i've gotten older i love cheetos both poof and crunch yeah because it is like i can i like a smaller bag of them and i take them one and it like it's more of like a i can make a smaller bag go longer for a little snack I've had people say that to me before Okay, so what are you picking?

Poofs Mike, if you were to pick one, what would you pick? And I'm only asking this because I know how much you love your fingers dirty So that's what's funny I don't even like munchos that much, I'd pick munchos Dude, I fucking love that you know me that well Hold on, you want to know how I eat Cheetos? Out of the bag I don't touch them Oh yeah, no, for sure That's how I do it now too I can't he doesn't want the cheeto do you know his like fucking sick like he I'll do it with jalapeno chips cause like I'm working I don't want like so I'll take the bag and just like functionally I agree like functionally I will do that but like I don't mind having stuff on my fingers but I just knew like if he ate a cheeto just one cheeto he's gonna be like now I have to fucking wash my hands there's only one thing I want on these hands and I'm not talking about it I feel like one Cheeto I can rub off on the pants.

I wonder what the number is. Can you just... No, my fucking fingers are wet. It is a dense dust. It is a dense dust. Cheeto dust is dense. Hey, is dense dust URL available? Also, great band name. Great band name. Dense dust. We could play at Coachella next year. Wait, if your band name was dense dust, Would you have a thick Cheeto underneath Or a crunchy Cheeto It's gotta be crunchy They have the most dust on it Is it the smiley one Or is it the straight one He looked directly in my eyes With such sincerity He's like It's gotta be three, that's a dense dust I'm like oh man I love you dude, that's so fucking funny Dude it's like the amount of sand That you, like blew out of the garage from winter.

That's the kind of layer of dust. All I can think of now is the awkward sexual energy between you and Logan when you say things like that. Just makes me so happy. Dense dust. I did say it. I did. I'm just used to you staring at his eyes. Erik, you. I'm the final vote, but I started this conversation because I hate both of them and I hope they both die. I knew that you would have a version to Cheetos in general. So, yeah. I'm going to go against the Cheetos. We already picked Cheetos, though. So you're right? But you guys already picked the Cheetos. If I have to pick, I'm going to go against it.

Even though I fucking... Munchos is garbage. They are. They're not good. It's only because these compete with Australia. Your vote was less of a pro-Munchos take and more of an anti-cheetos take he just wanted to make fun of the fact that i can't touch cheetos and he knew it yeah it's my guess he knows where i'm at yeah i was i wasn't gonna bring it up watch him squirm like literally like if you want to give him like uh an actual like we don't have to announce this death penalty like if you like instead of doing that sean has a soft cock sit in a chair and have him watch a baby eat spaghetti and when they rub it all over their head and everything like that and he would just like my favorite age of my kids is them like as babies because like they're just so cute and so easy but like them eating made me physically sick i have like he can't hit like he can't hit like i and i'm like i am a lot the same way but like around him like i don't look like i have any kind of problem if watching the kid eat spaghetti I can't handle it. Fuck you so hard.

But it's so true. By the way, fuck you because that was such a good line to say. That's why I'm mad. I'm not even mad about what you said. I'm mad because you thought of that and I didn't. Fuck you. No one was next to him. I don't have any problems. I remember saying to my wife, I'm like, God, that kind of bothers me. And she's like, oh, you should see Mikey see this right now. She's like, he would be, she's like, he probably couldn't even be in this house. He'd be outside and be like, I hate this. I hate all this. so have you like when when people carve pumpkins like i i can't do it but like watching my kids this is this is the saddest proudest father moment ever they went to do it and i think i rubbed off them they were like oh and like wouldn't do it and i was like oh that's right i was like it's not just me yeah i was like i ruined them but also yeah we're carrying it on wait a minute did you do the one-year-old with the birthday cake did you yeah and you did all right with that no i didn't do all right with it absolutely there's pictures of me cleaning up logan immediately after like he clearly is like over it i'm right there with baby wipes cleaning up his hands like nope nope nope because we weren't at home otherwise i would have taken him straight to the back i'll say that's what we did we popped the thing off and ashley took him took no his first birthday was at like happy joe's in like the party room so like i couldn't do it it uh yeah yeah you're not wrong yeah okay all right moving on so logan i have lots of notes for our 100th episode of things we're gonna do i i won't i'm sorry i'm sick that day i left the oven

it's gonna be it's gonna be shared amongst us we're all gonna have something super fun and uncomfortable you'll all be tortured yes except for him but you know fucking fine you know where his is going to go. Hey, I promise to you. I'm going to look directly in your eyes. I promise to you if one of you is tortured, you all will be tortured equally. I'm fine with that. There will be no Erik bias. I will make sure. We know we can make Shaun uncomfortable. I'm going to make Erik uncomfortable. I'm going to bring someone in who can say the words of alcohols, and he's not going to know what to do with himself.

Are we just going to feed Shaun some natural cut fries? Because you know that's going to fucking piss me off. I was going to bring in a stripper to do it, but yeah. Like whatever the hottest girl in the world eating no fries be like fuck on dude. No a dude Got her all right moving on talkies Okay, all right talkies and I didn't I didn't Right because like our had to put them on here because all of our kids sure got into it The other one is TJF. These have to be specific. Oh, the potato skins. Potato skins, cheddar bacon. Absolutely. 100%. That is a quiet upset.

No, not upset. Clear winner. That's a word I'm looking for. They're a lot fucking better than they're rated. I'll tell you about much. They're a sleeping giant. They're fucking, yeah.

Have you ever had them? Have you ever had them? No, just I know Takis suck. I think I have had the Tater Skins. They're fucking good. I'm not a huge fan of just, I don't know, overseas and chips in general. Sure, but these legit like... I would rather have that than a Taki any day of the week. Yeah, but those kind of legit taste like a... It's weird. Like a potato. They do. They taste like a fried... Like if you went to Third Base or one of our favorite places us potato skins and took one without the toppings yeah and just fried it for a little longer that's what they taste like it weird yeah all right i figured that one will move on i but again it just ran into what it ran into So TJF skins All right Again, this is one I didn't label to a brand because there's so many versions, but salt and vinegar chips.

Funyuns. Funyuns. Trains love them. I actually thought this would derail people. I was like, I don't know. They're so specific. i think it's funnions and and it's salt and vinegar is just so divisive i've learned to like it more as i've grown older but funnions are just um they're iconic they're so much more established i think they're yeah yeah okay funny i'm happy to let funnions win i don't like funnions at all but salt and vinegar i hate and like my wife and daughter love them so yeah you know like I think they're probably better. I would rather have them than Funyuns. I hate both of these.

I don't like either one. Neither one's a good thing for me. I hate vinegar so much. When people talk about hot sauces. But on their sandwiches. When people talk about Tabasco. Tabasco is trash. I could do a whole fucking hot sauce bracket. We should do a hot sauce bracket. Ones with vinegar. I think vinegar is terrible. It's awful. Funyuns aren't good either, but I would have to pick a Funyun over that. When we do the hot sauce bracket, we have to try them, though. We need to get an old table. Fine. We can do that. I'll put it together, and you guys can answer, because I don't fucking like hot sauce.

That would be fun. Shaun wouldn't know shit about one. We can watch him cry. That would be fun. But he has to try everyone. He has to try everyone. I fucking hate that one, too. Just Shaun crying with a gallon of milk. Like, why are we doing this? That's happening. But Funyuns, I put in the same category as Cheetos.

Like, if I'm going to order a sandwich and you get some chips with them, I don't get those. But for a snack, I like them as a snack. Like, they're one-off. That's fair. I get that. Yeah, that actually makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Pringles Pizza, because they're the third most popular one. Some I had to go three. Oven Bakelays. which i feel like most people have had those but yeah if you were gonna say a lay that would be the one i would get right and baked i've been baked dude i've been baked is my the only land like the original ones are terrible yeah in my opinion so there's some weird takes in this room right now i'm weird about chips man you go yeah you jump on the oven bakes like oven baked is good but They're not better than OG Lay's.

Really? I just don't like OG Lay's. We're not competing. We're not talking about those. You brought up, like, I said there's a weird take. It's a weird take. Yeah, it is. All right, let's get back to what is the pizza? Pizza Pringles. And oven baked Lay's. Pizza Pringles. Sorry. I got to say oven baked Lay's. I'm going to go oven baked Lay's, too. Wow. I fucking hate pizza Pringles. Really? It's one of the only ones I like. Say it five times fast. Go. I barely got through that one.

Somebody's tongue is getting fat. And in the middle of it, say superhero movies. Where's that buzz ball at? Alright. Oh my god, I'm snorting. Dude, I thought you hit the mic.

Dude, oven-baked lays are one of the greatest things in it. Hey, slam the microphone in your face. it happens naturally okay can't force it it's true it's true you need the real reaction on my face okay so this round we're gonna run into some one seeds cause four no wait one two three eight things gotta buy and I tried to pick the eight I felt were the most popular just to make it somewhat even but anyway here we go classic Lay's versus Cool Ranch Doritos my answer in verse why don't you go cause I know cooler and charitos uh cool ranch retos all day long yep that was a one seed for that reason i mean i noticed you hadn't said any doritos and it was all the thing and that would be easy but i was like there's only two there's the two but because it's overkill otherwise yeah so next is pringles and crunchy cheetos so your actual like the chance dense your dense dust cheeto with your plain plain pringle just a regular plain pringle that's actually I really like the plain pringle but it is like I'm going to give it to the crunchy cheeto crunchy cheeto baby crunchy cheeto we all agree it's all about that dense dust along with the dense chip on top

yeah just dense it up I do love a good classic Pringle, but you can't beat a Crunchy Cheeto. Sometimes the duck's lips, Jesus Christ, the duck lips just lose. Tongue twister. Bugs ball. Yeah, apparently my tongue's getting a little fat. Ruffles, cheddar and sour cream.

Versus the jalapeno kettle chip, Miss Vicky. See, dude, those ruffles are no joke. Miss Vicky's for me. I'm going to go Ruffles. I think Ruffles is the right answer. Two in front of you, gun to your head. Yeah, I'm going to tell you. Ruffles is the right answer, like the popular answer, but I'm going to go Vicky's because that's what I want. That's me. I'm saying, but that is a onesie. That specific Ruffles is like... By the way, I looked up... There's so many brackets of this, of office people did it. and all this stuff sure yeah the winners are always the same and it's always like three different chips which i'll say at the end but i'm a little bit weird if you had said plain ruffles with sour cream and onion dip yeah i would have taken it i know but i i thought about that but i couldn't involve dips i know i know and you can't yeah because there's plenty of dip chips that you get into that's its own bracket that's why there's not a tortilla chip on here a lot of them have like one tortilla chip like scoops and like let's not shit without a dip that's like no one's just eating that by itself also that's where fritos really shine fritos shine in a dip like yeah yeah because they're that's true yeah firm like fritos are hard to beat on that stuff like kara's favorite like just plain ruffles with like french onion dip like that's her jam i'm like i get it but like ruffles by themselves they're i feel like they're better with a dip all right sorry but i

think if you had put a i would hostito scoops or whatever the scoops if you'd put it against some munchos i would have been like scoops all day i will take scoops all day that's munchos okay that's fair again plain bugles doritos nacho cheese oh my favorite chip by far i love them the red bag baby the bread bag somebody scrum's torn this is about to be a miracle Erik this is a podcast you have to talk I'm going to say Doritos this was this close to being fucking miracle and I was about to fucking walk down I'm not even joking I was about to fucking burn the place down I wish we would have saw Shaun just flip the table I would have been mad for Logan for what we had to clean up and fix and pay for but it would have been worth it for the clip of him doing that. I'm going to say, if you had told me about this bracket, I would have bugles on my fingers when I made this.

Guess why I didn't tell you, dickhead. Guess what the artwork's going to be for this episode. So it was bugles versus Doritos. Not red bag. I know, I know, I know. Just to give it its due, like bugles They're underrated. Bugles deserves to be there. I was proud of adding this one because in every bracket i looked at it was in one out of like 10. and i thought i'd already had it written down because like i ate those growing up i'm super proud that you put them in i wish you didn't put in the plane because i'm also super proud that you put in the uh the fridays oh potato skins so like those are like also yeah like there's certain level things but go ahead this is this is a seating issue this is a divisional issue for sure like bugles deserves to be there but But they got to run against them at some time, right?

So you're going to, sorry. Everybody runs into Duke eventually. That's what this is. Eventually, y'all run into Duke. So, yeah. Doritos is Duke. Duke. Yeah. For years of Duke. For years. Like Leitner for 10 years. Like, two years later. Just like, we made it. Oh, he fisted us again. Yeah. If they were up against Crunchy Cheetos. It's like the 90s Bulls, basically. Yes. They're red. Yeah. doritos are the 90s bowls like so fucking good all right cheetos puffs sun chips harvest cheddar sun chips go on puffs baby and it's only because of the flavor there's that's fair different flavors of flavor that's dust in there and i believe there's two i believe there's two sun chips in this but i will say to this i gotta give a shout out to Cooper, this is for you, buddy.

So we're doing the puffs. Hey! Wow! Because Cooper's like, fucking sun chips are the worst thing. Ashley Butler. How dare you? Ashley Butler, like a bag with the mixed things, and he goes, why do you have to buy sun chips? They have to be the worst thing ever. Did he try all the flavors? Yeah, well, that was in there, so. Damn. Because, like, I feel like. But I'm with him. I'm with him. He goes, who the hell got these chips, Dad? And I go, this was your mom's fake. My kids request those like every week. I get the variety thing of like Sun Chips. Ours is... By the way, Plain is the worst one. The last thing hanging around is Sun Chips.

Garden Salsa is the only choice. That is coming up. Yeah, because I agree. That is the best one by far. So TGIF potato skins, bacon cheddar, or normal ruffles.

I'm going to go potato skins. I do like a ruffle. but i don't potato skins because we're not including dip okay yeah that's fair i don't like potato skins so yeah that's not really my thing so um you got you guys yeah but the ruffle versus the lays would be interesting like yeah you feel about the ray the ruffle plain ruffle versus the plain lay we're just talking about ruffle all day long all day yeah plain plain like they can't hold up to a wind those things are fucking i'm just saying like crazy i don't know people like that's a little bit of the matchup that would be interesting on that stuff yeah that's why that's why i love the things like i never considered stirsings kettle chips even though right that's kind of that but they are that consistent they got but like they never claimed to be kettle chips and never were that sure but like they held up to a dip you could yeah fucking scoop up some yeah eat it yeah i mean it's fair it just depends on the day for me like ladies versus ruffles because they're like just like hey how do i want it in my mouth you know yeah hey ruffles have ridges baby ruffles have ridges god i forgot do you want it in your mouth there's a jingle yeah i forgot about that one i can't roll my tongue which ruffles I can't either, buddy. It sucks.

Okay. Funyuns or a one seed that hasn't been said yet. Flaming hot Cheetos. Oh, fucking Funyuns. Well, you, I expected that. To a lot of people, and by the way, I'm not a Flaming hot Cheetos fan, but a lot of people are. I get it. They get their market. I'm going to hold. did you say i'm gonna hold i'm gonna hold uh flaming hot cheetos are literally not uh hot things are my favorites yeah me too you're going flaming hot cheetos yeah flaming hot cheetos handicaps hot fries are my favorite that's logan's my son my other logan because logan's love yeah logan's love hot fries so the reason i said i'm gonna hold is i don't like either but if i had to if i if you gave me a bag yeah i had to yeah let's do there i'm gonna say flaming hot cheetos and so would i but i hate funions like i just i hate those ones yeah i don't really like flaming hot cheetos i don't even like cheetos in general i don't know i'm just gonna i'm sorry sydney you shouldn't have to listen to this hey flip flip over jenny too she shouldn't have to listen to me Jenny.

Will you just flip it over quick? Just flip it over quick. Yeah, you didn't want to do that, did you? Yeah, see? I found that out when I pulled out to him. I'm like, oh, there's a fucking naked dude on the other side. He's not naked. Hey. Ish. Sorry. I thought he'd have a bigger package, to be honest with you. Hey, it's cold in there. Leave him alone. He earned that back cover. 100%. We all have eight packs, but he worked for his. You know what I mean? So, yeah. I paid a lot of money for this. So much money. oven baked lays or sun chips garden salsa sun chips garden salsa sun chips garden salsa yeah that's gonna have to be they're so fucking good they're so good they're so underrated I don't like I don't hear people talk about them enough they're so good that's also the only sun chip that should exist I might go buy some after this I don't I like their sour cream and onion too that's fine i i agree with you like it's okay but like but it's again that's another chip i kind of put in its own like to me there's chips that you have with your sandwich and there's chips that you have on their own that's one that you have on its own agree but if i'm at a place that has fucking lays doritos sun chips garden salsa some dill pickle shit and a sandwich i'm to eat the gardens also like i'm gonna go with it but i get tired of doritos sometimes like i love

them but i get tired of them because it's my go-to yeah oh yeah we are into the elite eight all right all right cheetos hard crunchy crunchy no say it again hard look at my let's say it hard or soft Hard or soft? Hard with the thick dense dust Cheetos. Yes. Or Cool Ranch Doritos. I'm going to go Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch. It's such a one seed that it's not even close. It's crazy. If I nailed any of these as a one seed, it's like the two Doritos. I was like, fuck, I know I have to. Speaking of which, we're not looking at the bracket, but that's going to happen, right?

yeah we'll look at it at some point you'll show us yeah no i mean like the doritos the dorito train is coming it's coming it's coming to a head on yes that's crazy what are you talking about um doritos nacho cheese yeah but i did i did put those in the same one that way it can't be that versus that yeah on purpose jalapeno kettle chips 100 uh doritos nacho cheese Dorito, not your cheese. I have to agree. You disappoint me. The jalapeno kettle chips. You disappoint me. Remember in Fast Furious 1 where he goes, stop it. You embarrass me. You like spicy food. Because he came back for me. God. I thought the only reason it might survive was because I'm like, Logan loves spice, so he's going to carry the torch.

Against Doritos? The red ones are... Hey, do you have beer? Do you have beer? Would you like a beer? Yes, please. Yeah. I agree. I like the jalapeno kettle chips in general more just because I've eaten so many Doritos. But like if I if it came down to I'm having handfuls of something, I'm going to have handfuls of nacho cheese Doritos. Let's be honest. We're talking about Jenny McCarthy versus Cindy Crawford. Sorry. Like it just like sometimes Oh dude I got that Did you really do that I know I got that one for you To Cindy I like Cindy You like blondes I going to clip I have a thing for blondes very much, yes.

I'm going to clip this and send that to Cindy Crawford. And she's going to be like, I was just going to visit, Shaun. And then she'll be like, check me out on socials. And be like, oh, she's got a hot blonde wife. Only did you throw a face on the ground. You didn't even turn the middle finger. No, right. I could have done that. the disrespect thanks you bit the corner it'll probably make her love me more so Dorito is one right okay just wanted to make sure oh that looks like an R that's not good Mike you're so good at this I appreciate you that's all I've wanted thank you you're welcome so much thanks for skipping yard work today you guys are so welcome You know what? I've got you guys covered.

I hope your guys' lawns look well-manicured. Okay? We're going to have to go attack us this week. Guess who's pouring bleach in your yards this week? Me, baby.

All right. Cheetos Puffs. Potato skins. Wow. It's funny that those two got this far. They are good, but they have a good bracket. The fact that Cheetos Puffs beat Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips is still fucking with me a little bit. But I get it. They're not bad. I'll go first, but I feel like I keep going first. I'll say Potato Skins, but I don't think either one of them should be at this point. They shouldn't be in the Elite Eight. What was it with Potato Skins and Puffs? Cheetos Puffs. Those dusty fingers. Dense. I mean, it's Cheetos Puffs for me. well I'm gonna go skins because I'm so proud of you for putting them on there because I think they're so good these are the underdog that never should have made it by the way this one was in almost no brackets I thought of it and I was like I fucking think they're good sometimes you get a good seed right you work your way through right and sometimes St. Mary's has done it over and over sometimes you go up against Doritos and you just pretty much anything you put against Cheetos Puffs I'm gonna vote for yeah flaming hot cheetos garden salsa sun chips holy shit i know right garden salsa all the way man this one's hard though you know me this is hard you're the decider here you're not this one's hard you're done you're done i think i'm done but i don't think it makes a difference i like i love these are probably my two favorites literally yeah uh on the list i agree

What are you voting for? Well, you know what I'm going to vote for. You pick because they're your two favorites. He's not going Flamin' Hot Cheetos. I can promise you that. I really would be happy with either. So I think I'll vote for Flamin' Hot Cheetos for the honor. Just to give them that last shout out. I was going to read my mind because I'm like, give them the respect. Yeah, here's some respect. But I'm not mad about Sunchips. I'm very good for Sunchips. all right flaming hot cheeto dust on everything oh man like put it on all the food dude uh yeah like that's that's a cliff's thing they put it on everything yeah yeah it's good final four cool ranch doritos cool ranch doritos versus nacho nacho cheese doritos Cool Ranch Oh Nacho Cheese Fuck off really I'm so happy right now Cause I agree it's Cool Ranch all the way Oh no Here's your miracle moment Oh I was gonna be like look at me This is your miracle moment Are you surprised Very I feel like Cool Ranch is so much more popular So much more Is it just because everybody just hates it How good the nachos is no i think the cool ranch is literally the nacho cheese dorito is what fucking led to every other cheeto or every other every other chip you know but then i mean it's better do you want to

know what my favorite dude of all time was it's not around anymore but it was a black bag and it was salsa doritos and they were fucking amazing yeah have you had salsa verde yeah they're that's the purple one right no the green the green bag oh that's out now what's the purple they've been been out for the last two years yeah that's a sweet and spicy oh that's good too doesn't matter the fucking original i couldn't put any of those so yeah they don't stick around i believe me i love cool ranch it goes nacho cheese then cool ranch in my bracket of anything but i can't fucking like all right dude they're so good they're they're the only if you're gonna have a walking taco it is the only thing you can use for walk like if someone came up with like a generic what is The fucking the red ones The nacho cheese Doritos But like if someone came out to be like generic Chips that were like they're nacho cheese chips Here's your walking taco and be like Is this poverty like what are we doing I don't even want to eat it Like they're so good they redefined What a walking taco is You're already making $6 on this walking taco Exactly right I'm sorry I have a scoop of ground beef In the spoon yeah Although I will say I did read something That they learned that $6.50 a bag isn't going to cut it they they're fucking market share like cut in half really if they raise it that high so then they it's pretty crazy i mean it's a hell of a fucking good but still put it this way we stop eating a lot and i was a big nacho dorito guy or aldrios all right that

was a nacho decision we changed nacho all right so i don't know how this is still that's my miracle moment for the chips, but I can handle it that we got to the final four. Amen. It didn't get beat by the fucking Mighty Ducks. It didn't get beat by Cheetos Puffs either. I would have thrown some shit. Quack. Quack. Quack.

So, I can already see how this is going to shake out, but let's just do it. And I'm so proud of Potato Skins for making it this far. Potato Skins and Sun Chips Garden Salsa. It's time. It's time Garden salsa I love that basically you just put its head on the fucking chopping box It's time to say goodbye I'm giving it to Funyuns just to ride it through Knowing it ain't gonna make it Just to give them a Just to give them a Praise I'm sorry I know what you meant Celebrate your achievements You've made it this far I mean, you get to a final four. Yeah. You're not nothing. So, you know. Atta boy Friday's chips.

This one's hard, and I'm, like, so sad yet happy that I don't have a vote in this. Core-inch Doritos versus Sun Chips Garden Salsa. I'm 100% ready for my vote if you want to hear it. This is legitimately tough. This is legitimately tough. I think you should leave it off. I will just say it's not for me. So, you guys. Yeah, you've made that clear. I love that you had to say that. You're like, in case you guys don't know, my mind is made up.

Cool Ranch Doritos are truly elite, but the answer is Garden Salsa Sunships. Wow. So I am Cool Ranch for sure. So there we go. Wow. I did not think you were going that way. Yeah, that blew my mind. I was going to put it on you. Hey, no pressure, dickhead. But if you fuck this up, I'm going to hate you forever. I mean, I'm kidding. Garden Salsa. Wow. You fucked it up. Holy shit. The sun chip is not going to fucking win a goddamn chip racket. It just did. It just did. I would actually rather have that in a bag of, like... Coming from the guy that ate a bag of dicks on the fucking... That's just...

Hey, I bought those. Be nice. Here's how my life looks now, okay? Birth of my child. Wedding. Garden Salsa Sunchest being named number one in this bracket. Do you need to call Marty right now and ask her those two and be like, what is it? We're still Cool Right Podcast filming here. Can we get that at least above the Garden Salsa Chips? No, no, no, no. That's farther down.

You're really bad at lying. I don't know if I know that. Lie better. Can we ask her? yes cool ranch doritos or sun chips garden salsa hey honey uh i have a really quick podcast maybe tell her she's on yeah you're on the podcast that we're recording right now but i had a question for you okay um if you had to pick between the two which would you pick would you pick uh cool ranch Doritos or would you pick Garden Salsa Sun Chips?

Cool Ranch Doritos. Yes! Marnie, I love you, honey. Yes! So good. But if they were the Cheddar Sun Chips, then I would have chosen those. That's okay.

I'll have my people contact you. Thanks, Marnie. Thank you. That's all right. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. Honestly, Michael. You have to go home and lay with that person. How do you feel? The way I'm throwing it out there is now you have to decide. Because we're two and two. It's two and two. It's up to you, buddy. Two and two. I like that. Now it's your fault. But also, we already cried in the winter. You haven't voted on anything. I already wrote the champions. I love that Shaun is trying so hard to turn this into. You pick it. I can't pick between this. You gotta pick between those. You wanted to.

Guys, this is what happens when you spend a lot of time for the podcast on a day and you're not doing yard work. You get to just bow out. Do you understand the questions I've answered on this fucking podcast? You should say some of them again. It makes me sick to my stomach. Hey, do you know who Osama Bin Laden is? Jesus.

Okay. I still need my fucking statue. So we're going to call... It's hard. These are my two favorite checks. We're going to call it four. Which one? It's already called. I already wrote the champs. This doesn't change anything. This is the Mike's opinion extra edition. Monday morning quarterback.

What do you pick? Garden's also already won. I'm holding two unopened bags and you have to pick one. I know and I know this doesn't matter but like they literally like I love them both so much the only thing I can beat those is Miss Vicky's fucking jalapeno kettle chips so we don't worry about that that's my number one she got beat a while ago I know she's old news it's no big deal but like I'm just thinking like if I could only eat one chip for the rest of my life like what one would I not get sick of no I'm just saying which one are you picking right now no I know but that's how I have to do it in my head is like to pick between those I have to be like what if you could only have one for the rest of your life sure yeah and by the way it's by like 1% you can take it Shaun as a moral victory but it doesn't count do you feel better because Mike agreed with you we're weighing the scale all over like it's gonna be so basically Shaun's gonna walk around C-Draft Mike agreed with me so you guys should agree with me too Marty agreed with me they're gonna be like who is this guy He just talks about chips. It's weird.

He saw some shit. Look at the fact. That's all he thinks about. He thinks about chips all day long. He just walks around going, Mike agreed to me. Cool ranch. Mike agreed to me. Cool ranch. That's basically what the internet said about our candy bar shit. They're like, oh, these guys think about candy bars a lot. Wait till they get a clip of this. Well, they went like, these guys never skip a candy bar, which we also don't skip chips. If you have to get a little sweet and salty, even better. Amen to that. Mike always eats his chips being inside now. That's where all the flavor is! I texted Marnie and said, thank you so much, and she said, yeah, except now I want Cool Ranch Doritos.

I also think it depends on the day. They're both good. They're both good, and you said earlier you want garden salsa sun chips, so it sounds like you're stopping on your way home. I said, I'll bring you home, son. I want garden salsa sun chips, and she said, no, please don't.

Just a little bag. Just a 25-step bag. A little quarter bag. 25 setback that's when we were young Those are long gone You mean the 350 Little bag Those are 250 now No chance at all Alright you got one for us Oh we gotta do a dad joke Oh do you have one about chips I do But real quick we want to say Thank you guys for listening We appreciate you Obviously these ones are just for fun They're all for fun But like when we do these brackets like we have these crazy ideas and we just go we have to fucking do it Really good. We could get these crazy. It is not do them But like that's not how we are you did a good job on that by the way. So yeah, thank you. Thank you for doing that All good. All good, especially like zero prompting Totally in the loop the whole way Okay, so I have two of them for you Oh, okay.

Alright, first one. Why did the potato chip go to the doctor? I don't know. He got starched. No, I don't know. He was feeling a little stale. Oh. Fuck! What's a chip's favorite exercise? Crunches. Crunches. Yeah!

Yes! That is so good! Come on. I say I'm mad. Thank you. I say I'm mad a lot. I'm fuming. That is so big. How did you get that so fast? He was like on it. Like if it wouldn't look bad, I'd throw my fucking headphones off and storm out of this room. I'm so annoyed right now. I'm annoyed at how fast he got that. Did you tell him the answer? No, I did not. I'm not shitting you. I typed it into Google and Gemini and it told me my dad joke today. What was it? He's never gotten a single one. He was like, crunches, nailed it. He's normally like, I don't give a shit. It's fine. Oh, I'm so annoyed. What's Chip's favorite workout, Mike?

Fuck off. That's why. Fuck right the fuck off. That's what it is. All right. Well, thank you guys for listening. Fuck these guys. Thank you. We appreciate you. Thank you to Benz for the drink. We appreciate it. I guess thank you to Erik for the stupid fucking dad. I Am walking out. I'm floating out here. I'm floating out of here. I hope you float the traffic You know what Shaun it's fine. It's Sunday traffic fucking cedar rapids it's pretty dead I can fucking take a nap in the middle of the street you'll just feel a cool breeze as you float by somebody will come tap you and wake you up in the morning even though I know it's going to happen from saying this I'm going to say it real quick thank you to Logan to upload media we appreciate you you're the man thank you Logan there it is so we will see you guys next week we love you so much and if you haven't yet we have so much extra stuff on our Patreon so many hours of extra podcasts crazy shit please subscribe and we'll see you soon yeah let let us know if you guys want any extra stuff on patreon or you want to like get free previews we've had a lot of people ask like what's patreon how do we do this let us know you basically just get an extra half an episode every single week yeah it's it gets crazy and it goes off the rails it's definitely way more uh tv ma than what we talk about so if today was a second episode basically the podcast is it's like a fourth

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