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The guys from We're Still Cool, Right? kick back with a Skittles Bomb shot — Cointreau dropped in a Red Bull — before diving into a heated debate over the best French fry styles.

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The guys from We're Still Cool, Right? kick back with a Skittles Bomb shot — Cointreau dropped in a Red Bull — before diving into a heated debate over the best French fry styles. Shaun gets real about feeling jealous of his wife's Kentucky bourbon trip, the crew laughs over old risqué college hats, and Mike breaks down the wild high school "Senior Assassin" water gun game. They even fantasize about doing an adult charity version. Classic dudes just hanging out, talking nonsense, and keeping it fun.

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welcome to we're still cool right the weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top shelf whiskey and cool well it never really left grab a drink and hang out with eric Mike and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question We're still cool, right?

Baby you dropped a bomb on me You don't know that song No, it's Enya. No, it's fucking, play a little snippet of it. It's by the Gap Band. You never heard me. You dropped a bomb on me. Yeah, it's like a 70s song. I'm sure I'll recognize it when I hear it. Oh, 1982. I was negative one years old. But you were what, 17? Three. Oh, three. So, dude, it's so good. Yeah, I'm sure I'll recognize it. And because we're doing a bomb shot again, because it's the month of bomb drops, I... I knew where you were going with it.

I just didn't know the song. I thought for sure you guys would know that song. But whatever. April is the month of... Bombs. That's right. Drop shots. Bombs. Drop shots. Bombs. Today... Oh, we should have done the oppin' on it. Do you know what the song's called? What? Do you know what it's called? Yeah. You dropped a bomb on me. Oh, that's the name of the song? It's like right on the nose. I was going to say, it doesn't get much more clear than that. It wasn't a trick question. No, I know. I know, I'm sitting here like, didn't I fucking say it? Like, I'm so confused right now. The Gap Brothers or something?

The Gap Band. It's so good, man. It's catchy as shit. I've always loved that song. I like a lot of Motown and shit, though. Today we're going to do the Skittles Bomb. Bomb. The Skittles Bomb. It sounded delicious.

Here we go. Fuck yes, dude. Oh, God, this makes me want to move. Were you listening to this while you had Raver Man as your email address? Yeah. By the way, it was Big Raver Man, dickhead. Big Raver Man. Sorry, sorry. Oh, God. Never heard of it. Hold on. When the fucking chorus drops, it'll blow my mind if you haven't heard this. Cause it'll be stuck in your head. I'm not sure in the video either, but it's epic. Yeah. Ooh! Baby, you just a fine moment. You've never heard this? I haven't. Holy shit! But they sound way better than you. Well, no shit! They're black and I'm white! Jesus.

I have fake soul. They got real soul. Dude, it's amazing. It's like The Whispers. You've never heard Rock Steady? Oh, yeah. Okay. It's the fucking same thing. Rock Steady is my favorite song of all time. Steady, walking all night long. As we begin to rock. Yeah, I know that. Yeah. Well, with that being said, what is the drink? We're back. Yeah. The drink of the week brought to you by Benz Beverage Depot is the Skittles bomb. So what you need is a little shot. We got our fancy little shot glasses here of Queen Trow. I'm probably butchering how the pronunciation is. Okay, because I thought it was Quintrow.

Quintrow. However you want to say it, it doesn't fucking matter. Quattro? Yeah. Quattro? Oh, is that how you say it? It's fucking orange liqueur. Did we just get schooled by a 20-year-old? That's fucking crazy.

It's one of the most popular orange liqueur yes and uh a lot of times you'll find it in a margarita like they'll throw a little bit of that in there to give it some citrusy aspect to it but um anything with orange liqueur yeah also actually the first time i ever had it what are you laughing at one of those fucking christmas chocolate liquor things because i was like a kid and i wanted to get drunk off of chocolate you know how many of those you'd have to eat to get tipsy you lose a toe before you got Right I'm laughing when he's like it's one of the most popular orange of course. I'm like who else is in the run?

You would be surprised if you go down to our friends at Benz That's true. But that's just what shows what I know you know what I mean? I'm like if there was fucking one then they won the race. I don't I have no idea It's like when Robin Williams talked about like Canada bragging about winning hockey. He's like good job. It's your only fucking sport Well, the other one is Grand Marnier. Yeah. Oh, I know that one. Yeah. Right. Look at two dumbasses. Two of them. Jesus. Soft dick. Um. Well, soft dick Barry over here just crushing it. Yeah. Benz has a whole shelf of them. I couldn't find it for a second.

This is why we need a camera on him. We need a camera on him. This feels like, do we need to go back to talk about the conversation? I just hurt his feelings so bad today. I just wanted to get something for the socials. That's all. Oh, man. Sorry. Yeah. Anyway, sorry, Erik. Continue. I'm excited for this. Yeah. Even if it's half a can of Red Bull at 7 o'clock at night. It's fine. This is a great idea. This is what we need to do. This is also my maybe why Logan turned us down. No bad ideas at all. All right. So you need a little Red Bull. A little Red Bull. Little. Yeah. little little quentrall yeah that's how we're gonna say it and we want a sugar-free Red Bull because Erik's nice and didn't want to kill us I wanted Mike to have a foot I appreciate it yep I'm not even dropping on porn no you fucking do the drop push it in I talk about soft bit Coke Zero Coke Zero on the laptop laptop down cheers oh mine's not dropping yeah you gotta you gotta push it in there fucking bombing in there Mike I pushed it twice I pushed it real good Alright cheers Oh boy It's a little warm that's tasty though Yeah a little warm Yeah it's good though I get it now at the end The end It was all at the end It even smells like it I didn't get it until the very end

Which I didn't do it because of peer pressure But I shoved it down, but that's good. Yeah, it was really good. That was better than I thought it was going to be. So next time we're at the bar and we're doing bombs, we don't have to do a cherry bomb or a Vegas bomb because that's what everybody does. Yeah, we're adding something new. That's one thing with shots is like everyone does the same shit all the time. And look, I'm guilty of it, too. I like just drinking like menthol McGillicuddy if I'm doing a shot. but everyone's like a redheaded slut or a vegas bomb and it's like there's 4 000 shots out there mix it up we still haven't done lindsey lohan have we no we haven't that's next week okay yeah oh god jesus i just remembered what it is don't google that be surprised next week yeah oh anyway yeah so that was delicious though thank you ben very good very very good yeah thank you ben and uh quick shout out for again we have coming up the Benz Beer Fest on May, I believe, 9th.

Yeah. So, another reminder, your mother's will be there. Yep. Yeah, so if you're a mom, fucking go. Get all boozed up. Get tanked up. You don't have to do anything. The next day is your day. You do what you want to do. You shouldn't have to do anything on Sunday. You should not have to. You should do whatever you want. You should be enjoying pancake breakfast in bed. Amen. Or whatever you want. Whatever you want.

Reading a smut book hung over the next You know I'm being served bananas foster. I don't know I'm done Every girl right now is like those fucking idiots like no fucking clue what we like remember I said the only reason the women listeners listen is to hear how stupid we are. They're like god they're fucking idiots. You know what we know what they like it's not it doesn't matter what the food is It's the fact that we created the gesture and did it exactly. I think that's something they tell us when we get it wrong That too oh yeah that's true you're still a fucking idiot oh you're cute yeah shout out to your moms oh hardest job the hardest job yeah who wants to kick it off well we have so much because mine's not really a cool topic so i'm gonna just throw it out there and let's i like yours because it's so random let's just get into it yeah especially after you know this red bull we're gonna be all jazzed up let's get into this this debate i'm all hyped up on mountain dew all right so this is not a still cool topic sorry to depart from the the uh standard here but it's important and this is really important very important i can't believe we haven't talked about i need to know how you guys feel about french fries yeah styles yeah because i have a strong opinion on this people have heard me complain about this like i i will die and i'm not talking about bullshit like what do you put on them it's no yeah yeah style no because i got in that recently with our buddy nathan where it's like he's like anyone can make a waffle fry like you know it's like it's just a waffle fry i'm like i

know but i don't know why they taste really good at chick-fil-a right but yeah go ahead okay so one quick qualifying question do you consider a tater tot a french fry you should i never have considered one the list that i looked up here has it in there and i was kind of like i didn't really think that was a french fry i would consider it one because it's still like aside like you want fries tater tots it's a fried potato chunk yeah you know so what i was gonna say is the only reason i wouldn't is because like inside the potato is so soft but so is a steak fry right sure and that's a fry so yeah i'd say they count then like those fucking hash brown patties aren't on the list here either though oh now you're getting crazy now you're on a that feels a little more breakfasty to me so i don't know right even though it's just a giant tater tot. It's a giant tater tot.

It's a fucking tater tot patty. Okay. But they're all just some big potatoes. Are we reinventing the wheel right now? We should get them renamed to... Tater tot patties.

Hey, can you see if that URL is available? Hey, McDonald's, you got to change it. We are overthinking something that we're not smart enough to overthink. So, Shaun, start us off. What am I saying? What's my favorite one or what is my... Number one. Let's say top three. Give me your top three French fries. Style of French fries. So the crinkle fry, the waffle fry, and then the McDonald's fry. That thins... Standard. That would be a standard cut. Okay. So there's a little something better with that one. So that's not a shoestring fry? No. Those are like super thin, right? little shoe strings like uh crunchy um steak and shake steak and shake or like freddy's freddy's has those little ones yeah okay like where you can't just eat one you know what i mean like oh good point it would take you two hours if you ate one by one yeah okay that's a good point so that would be my that's my pick that's my i like the crinkle i'd go crinkle then i'd actually go crinkle then i mean mcdonald's fries and then and then waffle there is there is a whole thing we can we can continue to get into is where you get them differentiate matters some of that because you know what let's save that and let's fucking bracket that right we'll bracket we'll do a you know what we're due for another bracket that would be fucking great okay yeah best best fast food fries or whatever because i've heard our friends nathan and jody swear by checkers i've

never been there but they're in davenport where they're from and they're like they're the best fries ever it's the seasoning they say is that's on air but i've never had them yeah so that needs to be a bracket i agree and agreed okay so you're uh crinkle waffle or he changed it or crinkle crinkle waffle standard you're a queen cole have you guys had the special mcdonald's fries right now special they've got they're doing a thing with the kpop my daughter yeah we got it i didn't have one oh no i did it was a seasoning packet yeah i did try one yes they give you a like a white bag and you pour your fries in there and then you pour in this ramian seasoning and you shake it up ramadan shaker fries ramian Ramadan. Kind of like ramen seasoning?

Ramen seasoning. Then you shake it up. It's great. It was good. It was good. And then it makes you realize like, oh, they should probably fucking season their fries more just going forward. You mean fucking McDonald's? Okay. It's good to have options. I'm not hitting on McDonald's. They're good. They're not like... Go ahead. We're stopping this thing because this is a bracket talk. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

What's yours? give me your fry line by far I'm so proud of what you said first crinkle fry is the superior fry no matter where it is I don't care the brand the company whatever the fuck it's just a crinkle fry it's the best because you get soft and you get tons of little spots of crinkle or crisp it's perfect it's a perfect fry after that I would go waffle fry and then since we're including tater tots I think that has to be three I like tots but they're not everybody's love of them is i'm not the same one i i like it like for tachos like tater nachos yeah like those but i'm not a big that's what makes me like them now yeah but i mean yeah so yeah sometimes the toppings help make the fry a little bit for sure because like but then that's more into it that's that's again than we need to be yeah if it was just tater tot seasoned that's a whole different thing right one like again not to get into brands because we'll do this but like arby's crinkle fries those are a lot of people's favorite if they were all the long perfect crinkle oh you're talking about curly not crinkle oh sorry yes curly i would pick those but it's not you get like two good ones and then they're all burnt ass fucking little rubbery ends so are you saying you actually like curly or crinkle no crinkle is my number one okay i just made sure because you said so like yeah okay okay crinkle is for sure my number one lots so at least we're all agreeing in that sense um I would say number two has to be waffle, but

like you can do waffle two different ways. I've seen them roasted almost. And then like more of like the Chick-fil-A. I like the Chick-fil-A style. So do I. I have a bitch about Chick-fil-A. I think I'm going to agree with you, but go ahead. They need to open on Sundays. When they're actually a fucking fry I enjoy them when it's the little bits of Bullshit in the bottom of the thing I'm like where the fuck are my fries What about those Those piss me off too Cut it off Don't give me a steak waffle fry I should have said this too I don't like getting it at Chick-fil-A Because they throw it in a little box And the fucking waffle fries Fill up the whole box with few Waffle fries you go to a place like leonardo's where it's a restaurant and just throw it on your plate you have an abundance of them but i think there's but you know i mean like so like that's why i don't like it's also why i don't like curly fries same thing it fills that fucking box up and like four yeah fry you know i mean and then that aren't leonardo's more the broasted kind like that kind of like it almost is like a curly fry i remember no i don't think so but i don't it's been a while since I've been there. I just know like having one like having one at a restaurant as opposed to like a fast food place where they put in a box was like different. I mean like they're on a plate because they're so big they take up so much it was like okay. Yeah agreed. Curly fries would be my last one So like Arby because there not a lot of places that do them so that just what comes to mind But again do you agree with me as far as like those long crinkly like perfect ones Those are amazing You like the little ends and

shit. Fuck that's bullshit. That's you get like three of the normal ones in it. It's fucking not all it can fit the fucking box. No, it's not because they fill it with the fucking broasted burnt bullshit pieces scoop it all up. Yeah, put the bullshit in there. Yeah, only the big ones clog up the whole thing and then you get a little fucking God. I know that feeling. Yeah, okay. Big ones get everything they hog the whole box they really do little guys get nothing real quick short king stay strong i want to go through the rest of the list of fries that we haven't touched okay and then we're gonna say because we've all like kind of because i can think of like three more that i hate like i despise so let's go with at least one that needs to just i'll say it right now wait do we do a smash or pass on this just like a little yeah i'll pass the fuck out of most of these okay so here's the types of fries waffle fries smash belgian fries the fuck is that um belgian fries are like a standard but thicker and they're usually double fried so they have more of a batter on them okay i don't like those yeah they come in a cone like it's oh yeah pass there yeah um tater tots standard cut smash i'm gonna leave off garlic fries because it's just a fucking seasoning yeah um curly fries smash shoestring matchstick smash i do like those crinkle cut smash steak fries pass those are terrible see i hate there's more on here that i don't i don't hate those those are when done right they're good but like uh what's what's the cork and fork used to have the best ones they did red robin yum they fuck isn't that what they do yeah yeah so the key

to what i like about them is then you have your thing of ketchup and you just put it right on your fry. You can do that. That's pretty sweet. That is the move. Sweet potato fries. I have to fuck with them so smash. Potato wedges. Pass. Cottage fries. Yes. Wait, what is that? So it's like a little circle. Do you remember Buffalo Wild Wings used to do like the chips and cheese? Yeah, they're like a little disc and they got a little wave to them. Smash! I forgot about those. Those were delicious. Remember the Pampered Chef thing where you cut cheese like that and give those little things? it's like that's what they do with uh yeah because even breakfast like when when places will have those they'll call them i think they call them breakfast fries but yeah it's like that's what they are those are good um palm souffles which is essentially like uh just a rustic cut potato never fry never now pass fucking never the natural cut fries go fuck yourself like just 100% go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself. I am passionate about how much those fucking suck. Does it grind your gears? It fucking pisses me off. Don't go natural cut like it's healthy. It gives you that thing. It's not fucking healthier. They give you the shitty part of the fucking potato. The skin. Fuck off. We didn't inject these potatoes with GMOs. I got one last one. and this is my fuck off. Smiley fries. Oh, fucking Pat. Those are so garbage. They go to a Mexican restaurant and the kids get a cheeseburger and they get the Smiley fries. They actually sell them. It's not the one that's the fucking face. It's the face. Like the potato puffs.

Yes, that's a good name for them too. That's what I've heard of. Garbage. The potato in the middle is usually always so almost raw. I would literally eat the skin of the potato before I would eat that shit. So you peel the face off it and just eat the face? you fucking psycho it is exactly at a mexican restaurant when there's you know mexican food you know thing and then like kids my fries cheeseburger smiley fries smiley fries say i i remember at least back in the day villas offered i don't know if they still do but like i remember my kids getting it but then i saw them in a store like you can buy a frozen bag of them like oh they're garbage so that's a good one what's your what's your chop it off it no longer exists in the world the fucking natural cut fry like i think you should be yes it's fucking terrible it is like i'm i'm they make me it actually makes me angry i'm mad i love watching it get get fucking warmed up about this like natural cut fries go yourself like just for real okay so i have a fun thing like we'll have to do this in the ozarks or something but my grandma used to do this where she just cut the potatoes just straight and just like fry them in uh butter and how thin like how thick of a thin and it almost comes out like a chip more than a oh that'd be good we've done those before in our house and i do like those but it's more of a chip it's not a fry it's not like it's a chip it's a summer potato summer chips yeah when you go to a restaurant they say homemade chips that's basically what they are yes and they're always good about those but those fucking natural cut they're just it really upsets me they're really potatoey like a steak

but they don't have like a good yeah i'm gonna again mine's steak fry i just i fucking hate them they're they're too like doughy or not doughy but like there's too much mushy potato in the middle i don't like it yeah i gotta get rid of the smileys i mean to me that's a sign it doesn't even taste like a real potato it tastes like they whipped some i don't think it is put it in there and can't we make some of the smiley faces like upside down why does it why do they have to be happy you know what i mean thought we're being inclusive in 2026 i'm not fucking happy eating these make them sad all right so i do have a comment to put onto this okay okay okay so um i know i know a person that very successful extremely successful and talking about me yeah um sold his company had lots of money and then he was he kind of started uh started a franchise because he he would talk about how his kids they'd be going in place you know we're going to pick up up some food and they'd be like, I don't want to go there because I want these fries.

I want these fries. You know, that became the argument, right? Because they were going to get a burger or chicken sandwich or nuggets, whatever they were going to do, like they have everywhere. But the fries was a big part. And he's like, my three kids would be in a hurry and they'd all want to stop at different places. So he came out with a place where fries lead the thing, right? They have six different cuts of fries. So you can pick whatever fries you want to go with it. or then you could do the mystery bag where they just scoop it all into and you get a little bit of all of them. Oh, so you get a hodgepodge?

So you get a hodgepodge of them. That's kind of fun. I like that. Until you get fucking 90% Smiley's. Fuck Smiley's. They need to be gone. So I don't know all the ones that he listed, but it's your deal. So if you have five different fries, you don't have... Fuck, Smiley's aren't... They're in a Mexican restaurant. They don't need to be like that sort of... And wedges. They're a different type thing. But if you had one, like if it was curly you know crinkle all the big ones we named that we like yeah i mean waffle like those things you've been to arby's and you get the curly fries and you get one everyone gets kind of a bonus you fucking love it it's excited or you get fries somewhere and you have a tater time you're like oh look at me go look at this it can text me back to leonardo's if you order their little mozzarella sticks they come with curly they come with um cut or with uh that's true wheat with fries also and then they're just on top and you're like oh it's like this when we went there recently me and carol met him and aaron out real quick one night the night we went to viking hey that place right uh yeah and that that carol was like oh there's a tater tot in here or whatever i was like i think they do that every time they come in there yeah it's like that's the layer instead of don't put the lettuce down like we're gonna do that and put the no put the waffle fries yeah but no so needless to say the place didn't work out because it just got released at the worst time like it honestly it's a great idea it was like during covet when it came out you know i mean like so yeah so just bad timing but anybody out there listening you know how many times you've been trying to run your kids through something and you got multiple ones i don't want

to go there i don't like the fries i don't want to go there i don't like the fries back and forth it's like i was like that's a fucking cool concept that is and it is always like i can make a fucking burger i can make a chicken sandwich you know nuggets like you know at the same time this This is what we got. But then fries are kind of a little bit that separates some stuff. And then if you could do it all of them, it was like. And people are very like, they dig their heels in the sand on fries. If you don't like it, like Wendy's, I fucking used to love Wendy's. I fucking hate it now. Yeah. Their fries were way better before they changed them.

They used to have the best. Yeah. Yeah. We need to do that bracket, though, because I have strong feelings about some places. I'll write it down. Get that bracket going. and i think then even we can do like some of the ones that are cheese fries with it like if it's kind of a signature that they got going on with theirs and we can deal with that we can have some fun with that one um so i guess this isn't really a still cool that we have going with that we don't have to comment the conversation we got our you know number one we've aired our grievances and there we've talked about it so i have another one that i want to talk about that i think is going to hit home right with all of us we are you know married or in relationships and significant others that have good jobs and have things that goes on my wife right now is traveling for work yeah she is and she just happens to be fucking doing one of the you know like our dream you know literally like we've talked literally her company has taken her down there and and it's they've been successful and did well and they've they haven't met together as a team for a while so they met for this day of training and then their extra day that they got today they did a bourbon tour in kentucky in kentucky a bourbon tour and went to um like a horse farm where all these past champions yeah all right so i'm like like i think didn't she she posted the she met last year's champion yeah and then the one they think is going to win like next year yeah like the kentucky oaks yeah so it wasn't the derby like because like those derby like obviously those horses but uh

horses that have, you know, so they did that in the morning, then she's been on two distillery tours down there that were sending us pictures. And we've just been watching her pictures all day like, God damn it. If I can for a moment, hopefully this will get me like a full screenshot here for Ashley so she gets this. Ashley, I love you. I am so happy for you, but I'm also so mad at you right now. So fucking jealous. She literally wrote back to me on a comment I made to her. She was like, you're one of the only people that gets it. I'm like, I don't want to get it. I'm not, I'm happy for you, but I'm so fucking angry right now.

When we started the podcast, we're like, maybe one day we can take a Kentucky tour and take the podcast on the road. I'm like, we still want to do it, Ashley. You could have brought us. I'm proud of you, honey, because she spent some money on some bottles that are coming back that I like, but ultimately she had, it was all expenses paid for her to be doing this stuff. Can we be honorary team members this week? No kidding. This brings me to a conversation. Other people out there, it's two income families that make things work the thought like what it does when your significant other like goes out of town for work oh yeah like you get it but you're jealous a little bit oh yeah but i've been on both ends where i've been the one traveling yeah yeah i mean and leaving her and definitely now with my kids being older it's just not i mean so i asked you when we met earlier like how you doing because your kids are in a million things like you doing okay getting by this week not that not a great dad it's just like taking them ever but then i forgot you're like well sophie drives i'm like oh then it's over it was storming so cooper missed one of the things i'm like it's actually been super easy yeah but i mean it wasn't always that and i was actually traveling traveling when our kids were younger and thinking about that but it's like you just said i'm so happy for her like she's crushed it and good for her and gets to go do that but in my head i'm going motherfucker like i want to go do that like i want to do that so bad you know what i mean Why isn't the bank sending me to Kentucky for no reason?

I like bourbon. Right. Come on. Let's do this. But you've been there before though too. Then where you're on the other end where you're traveling and it isn't always like that.

I know you've been to other countries and doing stuff like that. And you're still feeling the heat of like, well, you just get to be gone. You're like, oh, I don't want to be. But you kind of. I kind of do. At the same time that I don't want to be, I kind of do. it's like the older i get the more i think about it but like how do you balance those two things because i like again i'm so proud of her she earned it and doing that stuff like i can't stress that enough but done just me as a human thinking like man i wish i was doing that we should be doing this kind of stuff together even though it's her job yeah don't get you know i mean it's just that natural and then it's like the closest person next to me like just jealousy a little bit and that's that's all it is it's just like yeah that's cool that doesn't take away from how proud you are of her or happy that she gets you know what i mean but like you're just going to do it too you're going in lieu of that yeah you could have got me a seat next year i look at i look at it just like this like it's she would feel the same way if roles were reversed right yeah so no matter what your jealousy is natural because it's something you want to do yeah but it's also like hey awesome you didn't have to spend our money to go do this right on a work trip oh yeah she'll spend some of of your money but it's not like it's like you know yeah when it when you're not paying for airfare and hotels and all that it becomes a whole different ball game right yeah and she makes plenty that she just spent her like it's not even make me so it's not like that it's not like i'm like yeah are you spending my money but yeah but yes it's it's an opportunity that's the way that aaron and i have talked about it in the past is like i wouldn't pass up an opportunity to go not only

further my career by going to like europe or something like that when i was doing it but also um, to experience it and on somebody else's dime a little bit is pretty awesome. Oh yeah. Well, and maybe that's the perfect way to say it because you get the opportunity to do something. It's weird for me to think about that. We don't do these opportunities together, right? Because we've always been, we just always had so much in common that when we, we like to do things, we weren't, we've never been big. Like you take a separate trip. I'll take one. Cause I'm into this. You're another. our interests have been very much aligned.

So when she gets to do something like that, she's like, I'm like, damn, I want to do it. But I've done other things for work. She's like, I want to do that. And I'm like, you know. But then it's the whole like, I want you to do that too. I wish I could bring you. See, that's the thing at the end of the day is like, she wishes you got to go too. She does, and she said that too. You know what I mean? But I still get jealous. I think what it boils down to, and I'm definitely not trying to play therapist here, but it's one of those things like, you have to- Bring in the couch. you have to make make it a priority if you want to do it and like when it comes down to you guys going and doing that together you've prioritized other cool things in your lives that centered more around the family and so that's what you did right right but i also think about because we're both kind of in the same boat kids are going get older kids are getting older and going to be gone and we're going to it's going to be just the two of us then we're going to do more shit like that and that's what i've been telling myself i'm like dude she's getting the lay of the land so when we want to go do it. She's going to be like, we did this, we did this.

Dude, you're going to walk into Buffalo Trace and you're going to be like, Ashley, is this your husband? She's like, yeah, what's up, guys? And they're like, hold on, we got your private suite back here. Your barrel pick is ready, Shaun. How much did we fucking spend? She's like, oh, I have a separate account you don't know about.

At a girl, Ashley. I told you we didn't get a bonus last year, but we did. We got a big one, and we bought a barrel. We got one. It's gone. It's that happy you know not matter but also like would love to be doing that and same thing i've done stuff you know and it's like the last thing i want to do is make her feel bad you know like even if i am just jealous i'm like yeah i don't go have fun because that's the worst you know i mean if i like yeah make her feel bad and she's like it's not my fault i'm like yeah you know i mean those people you you suck if you're like yeah yeah you know those things but because i've known people like that and it's like dude that's your person what are you doing right now they're just having fun. Like, yeah. Yeah. You're like, no, you should be miserable.

Cause I'm miserable. So this will get into the topic a little bit more is like, do you feel a little bit of joy when somebody is a little bit jealous of something you doing Like Oh yeah You get to do that Yeah I mean I don want to tell you about this cool thing that I think is cool that i did and you just like uh that sounds great i not trying to brag but also you don understand how cool it was i guess you had to be there but you weren yeah but yeah what do you tell somebody and they're like oh that's weird so the only way i can if it was someone i disliked i would like it yeah does that make sense i'm like i wouldn't want someone i don't anyone else to feel like that but like i tell my kids all the time if you ask my kids maybe i've said this before it's like i don't have like a ton of like fruitful sayings i say to them all the time but if they were like what does your dad say to the most comparison is the thief of joy because it's so true and that's not mine i obviously got that from someone but we've all been there where it's like it's so easy to compare yourself to other people but you won't be happy ever if you do that yeah that's not what we're looking for I look at it though I don't need some of this Logan can you cut his mic off That'd be great thanks And he's gone he's gone Yeah dude this is great It's almost like Shaun fucked with him before the podcast That's why I knew I could get away with that one My voice is strong enough Oh you're back He's back baby So I look at it like it's not comparison it's i like i when i think about these things no but i'm saying those people

you're saying yeah sure but what i'm saying is like when i tell you guys about something i want to go experience it with you guys oh yeah yeah like i'm like i had this fun ass experience do you guys want to go do this too yeah it'd be cool like i think about it like that too and you're totally right my thing is like if it's someone i love which all my friends right Like I'm like so giddy for them. Yeah, I'm always going to be like, fuck, man, I wish I could do that. But I don't get off on that. But boy, if it's someone I don't like, you know, like there's like three people in this world where I'd be like, hey, fuck off.

You know what I mean? I don't even like to do it, but I know he fucking likes it. So I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it twice. Do you put on your lipstick and cross off their name? Oh, yeah. Steve Buscemi. Yeah.

All right. So there's something to dwell on that I'm pretty sure a lot of our listeners will listen to. thank god our listeners love when we go off the rails because fuck we cannot not do it but with the still cool i have one that i wanted to talk about here yeah so i'm gonna hug it again here so um do you guys remember the white college hats you know i mean that would say so it'd be like the actual university but it would say like cox you know i mean or that was another big more state you know or trojan you know and it was the actual college but they just you know whatever dirty part that they could yeah kind of bring up that they did you know and they were what other ones there was but like cox was huge cox was huge it was a game cox and then when you said morehead state i how huge were the cox uh sean yeah they were just was big was just big cox yeah right across his forehead yeah um and then morehead state i didn't know that that was a fucking real college until i got called out by my dad's boss i was wearing the hat because it said moorhead yeah you know and he's i didn't know that's all right you know where that's you know where that college is that i'm like i'm just kind of looking at him and he's like it's a really good it's a really good college he should have guessed my dad looked at him he goes i don't think he has any idea that's a college i think he just won it because of the name on it and i'm like it's exactly i want more head dad but everybody had those hats like yeah so early 2000s college end of 90s right there those hats were fucking everywhere yep so it's it's also what were the

shirts called that they could like piggybacked off that where it was like liquor in the front poker in the rear oh there's a name for them and i know it's not the same thing but that i think they got the idea from the hats. The hats went so big so fast. Well, because it was just like a way to be, I could say cocks or have this out there, but then it was under a university. You know what I mean? Parents were like, cocks? And it's like, oh yeah. Whereas now, people just wear shirts and say, I fist hobos on the weekend. Now it's like, that's not even cool, that part of it. I should say, when I sent it to you guys about this, I said slash nostalgia.

Because it is way more that. But those hats were everywhere. And this is not even me calling you old, like usual when I'm fucking with you. But we were a little behind it. But I remember when I was a sophomore, all the seniors were wearing them. And people in college were wearing them. I was right at college when it was happening. So it was like everybody had them. And it was all like this race to see what one you could get. You know what I mean? You would find the new one. You would go into, I don't even know. Big Johnson. that's what it was called yep yeah like i don't even know what the store is like now it'd be lids but yeah there used to be a hat store and it was just fucking all of those and all different ones you know what's the name of the old hat store and we would go to that and you know you'd yeah that was like the search once you found it and and go for it but or you know and and wrap your hat yeah i had no idea where other colleges you know what i mean with those things why do they have this cox right yeah in iowa when it's south carolina yeah yeah exactly there's a reason that's because that's the one they're selling all of them yeah so i remember the first time we went to the ozarks we went into like or no this was in florida but there's one of these in the ozarks it was uh oh god what the fuck is the big dicks marina or whatever and they have shirts with funny sayings on them and like i bought one last resort that's no that's the oh yeah one where they make the hats and make fun of you and shit yeah that's the restaurant yeah this was like a

merch shop basically but like i got one with a giant blowfish on the back and it said an angry blowy is still a blowy i was the only one i ever bought and i still love it well at the lake there's there's dicks halfway that's what it is but that's on the lake so it's halfway yep their location is halfway on the lake okay so it's half in so it's at the yeah i don't know 50 months so like they're still like i mean they they sparked so many other things but i really do think it started with those hats yeah so i haven't seen them you know and i think it's part of that that it is just that kind of stuff's everywhere so how much you want to bet if you look on ebay you could like but they'd be expensive i'm very expensive i looked at that's where i was trying to show logan just because he didn't know what they were so yeah and i was trying to take pictures and send them or you know yeah i bet you know but it was like some of the ones some of those like please don't send me big Cox to my phone ever again.

Fine, I'll send you Small Cox. Is that better? The South Carolina Gamecocks. That was the biggest one, I feel like. You can find those fairly reasonable. They're more in the normal price point because it's still a thing. Even the old one. You know how all the nostalgic old stuff is coming back? If you have a shirt from the 80s, you can now go sell it. There you go. Sorry for everybody watching, but like it's it's cox university of south carolina it's like 25 bucks it's a retro it's a redone version of it but i mean you can get it yeah but like some of the more like moorhead state is harder to find that and then other ones had there's like the peckers it's like some you know small college that was like you know like those are the ones that were like the really good finds with those but yeah yeah so everybody did that to be funny yeah more so than like being a fan oh it's definitely not fan it was all about the word you know on there and then being like what it's the college and i'm just rooting for him yeah yeah so we'll get to the vote on whether it's cool or not but i had another more recent one that i wanted to bring up not super recent maybe like six years ago or so university of north texas put out a coffee cup oh i know what this is on the handle sales thing like they had the handle on the left side and so it looked like a c yeah and then unt

and by the way like hardcore you you couldn't look at it and be like oh that's a university you're like cunt i mean it's just screaming at you and i'm like who the was the marketing person that passed that on somebody either really didn't look at that or they really knew they were gonna sell or they really did and yeah it sold it out so yeah that's a good one i forgot about that but but I remember seeing it everywhere. So I will say that that was more nostalgia cool. I don't, they're not, I mean, I don't even know. Would you wear one today? I fucking would. I would just, I would just, cause it totally fits me, you know, whatever.

But I'd be shocked if like Cooper came home with one. Yeah. I mean, like, yeah. I agree. Nostalgically, they were awesome and I would wear one. If I found like a flat bill one I wanted to wear backwards, I would totally fucking wear one. Yes. But are they cool now to people? Absolutely not. Yeah. I don't think they're current day cool, but I would still do it for the nostalgia cool. But I don't think they're like cringe or like bad or anything like that. They're just not popular. They're just non-existing. Here's the thing, though. Give it two to three years, they might fucking, you know, and everything we're seeing now is like, it just like kids made fun of us about the way we were when we were young.

And then it all comes back. All comes rolling back again. Yeah. I feel like kids now, it's a lot more like playing. They either want like a Nike logo or nothing. Or nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it's been a little bit more of a push for a while. Like no logos, just, just whatever. So yeah. Yeah. Like my wife kind of made fun of me wearing the show me your bunghole t-shirt. So good. And I don't really wear out, wear it out in public a lot, but. But that's the exact same thought process. Yeah. It's the hat that said Cox on it or Moorhead. It's show me your bunghole. They just put it on a shirt and now you just proudly wear it all.

like yeah it's like now it's like someone sees a hat they just look right past it means nothing god damn it guys we were picking a barrel whiskey all right it's very witty all right it's worth it i thought it was awesome yeah so i don't see the big johnson shirts anymore though either so no like i i just that's the only one i can think of there was golf ones like go deep on the on the when you're first when you're caught in the rough yeah like there was so many i just remember the casino use the big johnson when you're caught in the deep rough yeah yeah yeah oh yeah deep muff or rough yeah yeah yeah whatever so oh you got one yeah so i do but i i have a few things to talk about so i was gonna hit up a couple things real quick so have you guys heard of senior assassin yes okay so yes and it's sounds or it's dude okay so like i i had seen a tiktok video this a couple years ago and i was like what is happening i didn't really get it yeah and then logan he's obviously a senior this year so all of a sudden a package comes one day and it's like these like really nice goggles and i was like are you gearing up for swimming season like you're a couple months early like what that's not like you to plan ahead so okay and then it's like fancy ass squirt gun comes where it's like battery operates like yeah shoots super far i'm like what's up bro and he's like senior assassin and just acts like i should know what that is walks away i was like i have no idea what you're talking about so yeah all the kids threw in 10 or 20 bucks. Yep. All the seniors that wanted to be a part of it. Yep. Well, their class got up to over $1,000.

So then we get an email from the school like, hey, this has reached a really big pot. There's certain states where this is happening. People have gotten hurt because they try like shooting people while driving and like dumb shit. Right. So they're like, please be careful. Well, the whole thing is you get a target each week. You get locations like there's an app. Does it change every week? The app has rules. Oh, the app has rules. We don't do a, you know what I mean? Well, you don't have to, but at least the few seniors I've talked to, they're like, yeah, we just stick by that. So we don't get like, yes, you're one of the kids.

Like they, when they talked about it, came out like pairs so far have been on board with this because nobody's like, they're not taking too far. I think it's doing these things. You're going to get hurt. Then they're just going to get banned. You know what I mean? And that's where, I mean, different schools write different things. But yeah, the minute some kid gets killed, this is over. It won't ever happen. Yeah. It won't ever happen again. And it'll be like illegal. in other states but yeah the thing is I think it's cool like just don't be a fucking idiot and like so there was all these rules when it started I was like I'm like what the fuck are the goggles for he's like well if you have the goggles on you can't get shot you can't get shot at school you can't get shot at your job you can't get shot at sports you can't get shot in your own house unless you get let in you have to get yeah you have to get let in like you knock on the door and if you're repairing be like come on in so that's how this started Logan's like dad I know you and I know you mess with me you're gonna let someone in the house to shoot me and I was like, with a water gun?

Yeah, it's hilarious. I'm totally doing it. There's $1,000 on the line. I'm like, I will fucking pump them out of our driver. Who are you talking about? $1,000? Not only do I not let him in, I'll figure out who they have. The first week I was like, are you on the hunt tonight? He's like, I don't know. I was like, do you want me to be the driver? Let's fucking go get these kids. I'm like, dude, I was all about it. Let's go. Have you heard about the purge days though? Yeah. So that's what I was going to get into. So now no one was getting each other because kids weren't leaving their houses. like everyone's wearing goggles all the time.

Now you have to have the goggles over your eyes for it to count. Well, kids don't want to walk around with their goggles on because they look stupid. But just hanging around their neck, they were fine with that. That was okay. You could do that. And then everyone kind of picked up on this that the reason why they're goggles is so you look like a fool. Well, then it came, yeah. So now you have to wear them on your eyes. So I'm like, Logan, have you got Shia? He's like, no, but I know the day's coming. Because he's kind of over it at this point. He's like, it's $1,000, but he works a lot. He's like, it's not that.

You know what I mean? but I just yeah the purge days now the goggles don't matter you can get shot at work you know and so Logan's like I'm fucked because he works in the public I'm like buddy you're just going to get lit up one night but you need to go to your bosses and be like I have a squirt gun in my back pocket for just a reason I'm strapped alright but you can't like defend yourself can you because the person that has you is not the person you have that would kind of be more fun but also then whatever you'd be like I shot you first yeah then it becomes an argument But that would be pretty sweet if it's like Just a duel Three paces spin I'm taking your order with my right hand And I got fucking the swear gun just ready for anyone to look at me So I've seen multiple ones Like TikToks where they're like getting the card Like hey what are we doing today And she's like I'm so sorry Dude I saw that video Her best friend fucking stabbed her in the back She's like wait are you kidding me She's like I'm so sorry But in her best friend's defense she drew her name It's like sorry you're fucked But then if you kill them, then you get their name. So that's how it keeps going. So if you have a person, I have you, and I kill you, then you gotta give me your name that you had, and that's how it keeps going.

So I think it's such a cool... I love it for the idea of a fun, harmless, squirt gun type, just everyone getting out there. And it's like, I have a feeling it'll never make it to my kids, because it's just gonna get ruined. You know what I mean? just... People are going to get hurt. They'll just take it too far. But even parents are on board with it or bosses that if someone comes in and it happens in a restaurant and you'll be like, that's what it was. You know how I get competitive with certain things? I love paintball and laser tag. The minute he said it, I'm like, we can put camel on. I will drive up and create a distraction.

You jump out of the bushes and fucking light. My mind went to places I was not ready for it. I'll be old. I'll fake a heart attack. You come over. And then my kid looked at me kind of like, we're fine. I was like, oh, okay. Well, if you want my help, I'm here. It's no big deal. I got you. You're over.

I was like, there's Charlie's in the trees. I'm back at Nod. Let's go. Hey, I got you some water balloons. We can really throw at a distance. Hold on. Logan shows up and I just have his person hogtied on a chair. I got him for you. He's like, dad, you just kidnapped someone. I'm like, oh, fuck. He's like, are we winning this or not? $1,000 is $1,000. You know what I'm saying? Just shoot him so I can send him home. Make this quick. Yeah. I got dinner to make. So Logan and I were talking a little bit about this the other day, and he was like, but they don't make any good squirt guns anymore. He found a good one.

Like they all well they all electronic Yeah yeah yeah There some decent ones that way Like super soakers and stuff The old super soakers I had one and like nobody had We had like a water gun fight at a work thing Hit you from 25 feet away. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I could get you from here to the other side of this building. The problem is, like, you're a one-pump chump. Like, once you blow your wand, you're like, hold on. Give me 10 minutes. I have to refill. But why don't they make those, like, pressurized things anymore? I think they do, but I don't know if it's super soakers. I feel like I see them some places, but I think they break.

We have bought so many guns, and they freaking last for no time at all. They say they're waterproof. They're not. Like the battery operated ones. Or the battery dies, and they're busted. We bought a bunch of them the other. They're made as a cock. Didn't you? Dude, you should give that to Logan. I haven't tried it out yet. I don't know how it is. Happy birthday. Erik! you just take a look at him you turn and it's like no no no do you get a bonus award if you get shot with a cock gun I think so is it a sex crime with him oh it's a good question I think it's fucking cool that's funny that you brought that up I think it's a cool thing I think it's awesome I've heard about it I hope it stays fun we've talked a little bit about it on this podcast but I think that it's awesome because it actually forces the kids to kind of interact with each other too.

So many of them don't, you know. Like in huge schools, like who the fuck's this guy? You know, I don't know. Yeah. They don't even sometimes know who their target is. So then they got to learn a little bit about them and go find them. That's kind of cool. It is. Even if it's a little stalkery. Yeah. Just jump out of a dumpster when they get out of work. You're like, Jesus. So is life. But that was why they had to change all the purge rules and stuff is because there's people who just like, they signed up, but they're like, I don't really want to play and people were like they haven't left their house for 11 days and I know because I've been in front of their fucking house for 11 days exactly so yeah because Logan did say the guy came to get him the guy who had him and thank Logan at his goggles at that point he was like dude I fucking sat outside your house for like three hours is bullshit I'm like that sucks bro yeah we should start can we just make our own I'll say can we do that with an adult one with like a oh yeah i bet we could i mean all we need is another pandemic and we'll do this shit because oh my god think about how much we iced each other during covet yeah okay adult easter egg hunt i'm not asking for one of those by the way fair how fun would it be if we did like a like a fundraiser like we do that with the podcast we put something out we take all the money and it's it's a like 50 to the winner and 50 goes to some kind of charity yeah and we get people to sign on that would be fucking that'd be fun as shit that would be fucking fun like it'd be like a cool thing and no god a lot more thinking about doing it but like kind of like uh

because we'd have tons of people that would sign up that don't know who you are here's your target yeah can you imagine walking out of work like you can't get shot in work right but like your walk to the car's gonna be like fuck like everybody like you're gonna be checking out the grocery store going because hey let me see your hands before we yeah like dude i'm that psycho like you'd get to your car and I would like slide out from underneath your car and just fucking shoot you right in the dick, you know? So. Why are you limping? I got fucking ran over you. But I got my target. He fucking took off me.

He slid out from underneath the car and soaked my undercarriage. I jumped out to shoot him and he fucking punched me right in the face. Curb stop me. I think we're on to something though. That would be super fun. I would totally be down for that. You know, there's someone, you know. Can we not do it in the summer though because i don't want to be scared at the pool no you got to live in fear winter yeah no like i love it the whole thing but there's all these charity events golf you know they just kind of burn out but something new like that that'd be fucking fun and that would be fun it would be like an adult type yeah yeah that'd be kind of cool we should keep working on it we should get that idea or if anybody's listening that is loving this and wants to help us actually put this together yeah send some comments let us know what you think yeah um okay you're so cool you had one right i did i just was debating getting to it or not but yeah we'll get to that quick i just have some other i have a bunch i have mike's notebook is not on his phone and i've got so much shit i haven't talked about but um no i will get to my my still cool because we got time for it so our nickname's still cool and so i always got so jealous of the people who had like okay i know this isn't real life but you look at like top gun you're like goose and maverick right like they're just some people have awesome names sure you know like we had buddies that had great ones uh i never really had like a good one it was just mikey was about the only yeah you're always mikey yeah so but i don't see kids doing that anymore like everyone like i can't remember the last time i heard someone under the age of 25 or 30 have a nickname other than like i'm aj because my name's

andrew jackson but i was like yeah you're giving one yeah like your parents gave that to you a little bit more i had i was always berry we're always last names those berry bears you know um i had a bunch of them poo bear we started calling you poo bear yeah that was one of the really hot girls called me poo bear and then it kind of stuck well that that's okay never had a chance with her but she did give me nicknames you know i mean so oh poo bear um what else did i have my My, God, when I was a kid, I was like Dez, just a weird, yeah. How'd you get to Dez? Swami? I don't know. Samsonite? Yeah. My dad and my uncle would be big at giving us nicknames, and I was Swami when I was a kid.

I don't fucking know what that means. Huh. It was Swami D-Dez. Yeah, so it all kinds of- Isn't that weird how you just get named the most weird- I had all kinds of weird names. I feel like people never called me Shaun unless I was in trouble or a teacher. you know i had a lot of those i just had a lot of nicknames like that you just sparked a really weird memory that i'd kind of like completely forgot the core memory my no like my stepdad he had nicknames for every one of the kids and they would like put it on christmas gifts and all kinds oh yeah so my uncle i was hot dog and i don't fucking know why i was hot dog really like i don't remember that so my dad and my uncle used to always give us nicknames when like when like we're our moms when we're pregnant like when they're pregnant with us so like i was swami um let's see the one of my sisters was sister mary poobenstein i think i've heard yeah catbird was one of them um and then we had all kind of like it was pretty normal for us to have like nicknames were kind of a big deal my grandpa called me mickey looney and i didn't understand in it but then i found out there was an actor named mickey rooney sure and so i think he just did that kind of played off that well everything kind of spins off of those things yeah kind of a deal but we would yeah but they're not like they used to be i feel like it was like yeah there's a comedian that talks about it you know there's a guy we called trigger because his finger wouldn't go down or something so you know we called him trigger or you know oral soft cock

Barry, you know? Logan likes that one. Look at him. He's just all about the throwback. That one needs to stick. For the record, you said it about yourself. This isn't something I gave you. This is true. You said my cock's never been softer, I believe is what it was. With all the Pokemon talk, it fucking never been softer. The new intro is just going to say soft cock Barry. Hang out with Erik, Mike, and soft cock. we leave out the key point of hey back and forth the pokemon talking i'm like god my cock's never been softer yeah all i heard was that my cock's never been softer i blacked out for the rest i have no idea did you have any other than hot dog i'm gonna start calling you hot diggity dog i this is a this is kind of a funny topic for me because aaron always like has wanted a nickname and has never really oh my god let's give her one right so she like yeah so i but i i feel like there's a rule with nicknames you can't give yourself you can't no you can't but that's why i'm saying we can give her one like but i think we're out with rossatron are we still when you think about like top gun like like maverick and those are call signs so they kind of give themselves right at least sure loosely but they fly planes so they could do whatever they want.

So the only ones I've ever been given was with when I was tailgating all the Iowa games. I was EA or EA Sports. Like they loved it. Oh, that's great. That fits well pretty good. And then did everyone yell to you, it's in the game. It's in the game. It's in the game. EA Sports. It's in the game. So I got a little bit of that but that was the only nickname. Did you just get your cock hard from playing like Tecmo Ball? I just literally got the thought about being a kid plugging it in and EA Sports it's in the game it was a simple fucking game playing NCAA football yeah I knew I was just about to fucking have a great 20 minutes yeah and if it didn't do that you blew in the cartridge and no this one you didn't need to no it wasn't Nintendo this was like it's probably Sega probably was the first EA Sports or the crazies yeah it's in the game oh man the best times that it's playing video games with your friends not a care in the world oh wearing my cox hat and fucking with your soft dick yeah not a fucking pokey man in sight it wasn't can we get him one of those south carolina hats and just really small we're gonna embroider soft right above the cox what's that say you're right here to get way closer oh i did have the nickname magic fingers that was my bowling name oh okay yeah was that your on on silver strength yeah it really was like multiple 300 games no big deal uh but i did not give myself that that came from other people so that counts so you can have it but that's about yeah i didn't really have anything

other than that so let's give let's give erin one right now chesty mcgee you're welcome aaron her so the one that she uses hooters hooters this is the one she uses that comes into like gamer tags territory and all that stuff is kiki sunshine i remember that i think she said that It was back in the call center days. Yeah, it was a stripper name. That is a stripper name. That is a stripper name. Oh, God, yeah. Everybody came up with stripper names or porn star names. And that was... It fits well for her. Kiki Sunshine fits very well for her. I would... Yeah. Maybe we just start calling her Kiki. Is it weird for your friend to be like, yeah, her stripper name is really good.

Yeah. It really works for her. I would totally throw dollars at her. Yeah. That's what I heard. We'll start calling her Kiki. I like that. Yeah. Kiki. All right, Aaron. do you want to be Kiki still or do you want to be Chesty McGee? That's the decision you have to make. That's a good option. I think so. Both could be stripper names.

Chesty McGee is such a bad stripper name. Why? It is bad. I mean, just go with Lexus or something. Chesty Huge Tits.

You're not supposed to make it obvious. That's right. I'm Chesty McGee. Why do you need the McGee? I don't know. It just rolls off the tongue good. It's always supposed to be a little opposite, though, right? You know, like, you know, you call the big guy slim, and you know, you call... That's true. Why don't you guys ever call me tall or skinny? It's fucking annoying. You are skinny. You're not tall.

You should check the side angle of this podcast. It ain't looking good, brother. Oh, shit. All right. Wrap it up. You got a joke for us? Fuck no, I don't.

Guys, if you can't tell, we're always prepared. We put a lot of work on this for you guys. We actually just have too much fun, so we forget to do what's coming on. We have a pretty sweet Patreon conversation that's coming up that Logan has been doing some work on. Oh, my God. If you've ever wondered, you patreon.com, download it. You can get the app, sign in, and search for us on there. And then it has a spot where you can have videos. And then you're also then with Discord where you can communicate with us. But for some, we've been informed that some people are like, I don't even know what Patreon is.

So that's what it is. So literally in the app store, you can go get it. And then you can search for We're So Cool, right? Well, and I was just going to say, when they log in, it is right there. Like once you are a part of our Patreon, when you open the app and you click on it, it's all there. I'm just saying to find this for the first time. Yeah, you'd get it. You get it in through there. And that's some people that ask, like how they get it or what it is. And that's where just another place that we upload some of this bonus stuff. And the reason why it's bonus, it does cost for you to be a part of it.

But then, you know, we give you extra access for that. And so one of it is an extra talk after our episodes that have a different topic. topic so and and i want to say quick we when we were sitting earlier i added up we're almost four hours of bonus content on patreon and at least 30 minutes a week is getting added like we're about to go into something i feel like we should hint to what it is oh yeah we should have you ever looked at a really hot picture of an inmate you know like when their picture gets posted and you're wondering wow and you're you've seen some you know fucked up you're like Pass.

Smash. I look at the picture sometimes and I'm like, oh, what did you do? Or when you look at one and there's a thousand comments, you're like, oh. Yeah. I'm back at the bathroom now, don't I? This all started with one picture that was seen of like, I'm on my way down to bail her out with a wedding ring in my pocket. Or I can save her. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, that will be our topic for this next one. But again, if you're not sure with it, it does support our show and it does that part of it. but we do, you know, add the bonus content that gets even more racier than this one does. Yeah. We'll post some stuff out on socials on like the best way to do this. But the reality of why we do Patreon, we don't want to add more complication, but it takes the limitations out of all the different platforms have for subscribing. So this allows you to subscribe and support the podcast without us having to have X number of followers. So like we appreciate the people that have joined in and done that and hope you're enjoying the content. Yeah, and I've gotten very positive feedback. Most people think it's like a bonus episode because they're like, what the hell are you guys? We get a little race here on the Patreon just because there's less people listening and we kind of feel like we're in a room and no one's hearing it until someone texts you a week later like, there's something wrong with you. And I'm like, you already knew that. You can't cancel some of you.

I forgot we were still recording. It's pretty rough. You got one for us? Yeah, I got a dad joke. All right. my neighbor gave me a new roof for free he said it was on the house all I could think was over my head and I'm like that doesn't make sense I hate you god dude it's been so long keep throwing the softballs though I will get one one of these days so real quick thank you again all our friends on Patreon thank you so much for being a part of the show and helping us out we appreciate it we love putting out the bonus content Thank you to Benz. We love you. Thank you for sponsoring the drink every week. Where are they located?

Shaun there are 501 7th Avenue goddamn right there and that's where you will go for Benz beer fest on May 9th You will see your boys. Yeah, have fun like it's going to be fun. It's gonna be such a day Yeah, so thank you all so much and really quickly Yeah, they got a lot of free advertising in this episode I was so focused on making the patreon thing that I just left their logo up the entire I noticed I noticed but I was like why didn't you say anything you could have just We love them. They've been so good to us. All right. That one's on us. Have a little taste. Have a little taste. I was also so focused on messing with Shaun.

Yeah. All right. Smash or pass. Let's do this. We love you guys. All right. Cheers.