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Ep. 38Nov 5, 20251:09:42

Who wants a Pappy Van Winkle Jello Shot?

In this episode we enjoy some great whiskey cocktails and dive into our Halloween happenings. Also some crazy recent experiences with squatters and evictions!

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In this episode we enjoy some great whiskey cocktails and dive into our Halloween happenings. Also some crazy recent experiences with squatters and evictions! Come join us for another fun filled episode of exploring the big question... We're Still Cool, Right?

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Wake up, bitch. You're my new best friend.

My new best friend. That's a basketball quote. See? Right there. You're my new best friend? I forget that part of it. Yeah, when they wake up squeak. Yeah, he says wake up because the other guy's back at him. Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend. And the guy gets up and he goes, can we go to the zoo?

I fucking love that movie. I fucking love it too. I gotta do that again. Oh god, it holds up. It's great. But we're back. Yeah. For another one. How are you, buddy? I'm good. I'm really good. Besides fucking my panic attack when I was trying to think of something to say right there. and then a movie quote pops in and i'm fine so first time i've seen him sweat oh it was it's like he forgot all about what what he's supposed to do the one thing i never think of is that until right when i put the microphone in front of my face i'm like oh fuck i'm supposed to think something to say right here the good news is it doesn't have to make sense ever sure so then i'd be fucked so but hey welcome welcome this is the we're still cool right podcast thanks for uh joining us um those of you guys joining us every week welcome back for any new listeners welcome hope you enjoy it my name is sean i'm mike and i'm eric yeah and we're set to go here yeah we are uh we got a good drink here for it and it looks fucking heavenly looks really good and i know there is some fucking really good booze in here so we would never mix really good booze that's Just to piss you off.

And we especially wouldn't put it over ice. It's crazy. Make sure you tell us how you feel about it. Tell us how you feel about mixing Pappy with ice. Excited to see the comments come out on Tuesday. Yeah, next week, if you really like this drink, next week, we'll just make some Pappy Jello shots. Oh, my God. Dude, I'd punch myself in the dick if I did that. That would make me upset. And not a lot makes me upset. Like we were talking earlier how there's people who get upset. Why are you drinking whiskey over ice? Just drink it straight. Shut up. It's not yours. Exactly. Quit judging people. Minus putting it in fucking jello shots.

That would make me mad. I appreciate the support, fellas, because I am a guy that likes it over ice cube. I do it over ice lots of times, but a lot of times there's just certain ones I like neat. Especially if I haven't tried it before, I like to try it all the ways. Neat first. That's a good idea. Drops of water. Run the gamut and figure it out from there. When you have one that's maybe, I don't know, like a 133 proof or whatever it's okay if you want to add a little ice just get a little hot yeah everything that i've heard about you just adding a little water opens up the higher proof one so it does you know all right eric give us a rundown let's talk about this drink this is your gem here okay so this week we made a gold rush um so a gold rush is um essentially fresh squeeze lemon juice if you have it we use the little pre-packaged stuff because we're in a studio and don't have all the fancy things with us.

Honey. Some of the recipes called for like a honey syrup deal that you kind of just like break down the honey a little bit with some water over heat. We don't have heat here. So we did lemon juice, honey, and whiskey. Guys, we know we can. So we did use a good whiskey. So we used a little Weller. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. I think you could almost put even just like a little sugar in it if you want to, like if you dropped a sugar cube in it. Yeah. You know, just something that would sweeten it up. And then the typical Gold Rush doesn't have, they say garnish with like some lemon or something, but I said, let's throw a good cherry in there.

Hell yeah. Because we like to have a snack when we're done. We do. You'll hear us clinking around the glass and they're trying to fucking fish it out like a bunch of fat kids. Where's my goddamn Snickers? I was promised a cherry. Doctor said I have a glandular problem. Yeah. So. All right. Cheers, buddy. Cheers, boys. Cheers to all you guys at home. Happy or having a great week. yeah man that's good i like that a lot i really do and i think the cherry i think if i did it again maybe i would dump a little bit of the cherry juice in there yeah that's the only not much though no it's really good it's just it's like it's uh i just i don't know the whole thing's really just kind of smooth and just it's very smooth yeah yeah now it got just a little bit diluted after we had it yeah for a second it helps a lot to break down that acid yep yeah I don't know what I just love cherry juice like when I used to make old-fashioned all the time It was always like throw the cherry in there and then always do like a little little tiny spoon of the cherry juice Yeah, fucking good. Yeah, you notice my cherry juice for sure. Oh, yeah, throw a little in there Yeah, but you know it's a gold rush. So I wanted it to look gold for everybody and it does it does It's definitely gold he even put in the fancy ice for us because he's the man No, no shit two weeks in our with garnish are we being spoiled?

Yeah, it's because I was gonna Shaun's on strike for at least a month. We're gonna get four weeks of garnishes going on. He's gonna start garnishing it with a mayonnaise package or something. Oh my god! I don't know, we got enough candy around the studio, it's gonna be like a little Laffy Taffy. Oh god, and fucking three musketeers floating in it. Which by the way is the worst candy bar, but don't even get me started on that. Halloween did pass. Halloween did pass. We had Halloween. How was your week, and what did you guys do for Halloween? It was really good. We had, so, Cooper hit us up. He's like, hey, I'm going to invite some buddies out to go trick-or-treating, because our neighborhood's pretty good to do it.

Yeah. And every year since we have moved into our house, we've had a Halloween party, and it was random. The very first year we moved in, we'd only been there for like three weeks. And just everyone just randomly ended up like there's the kids in the neighborhood. And they just met at our house to then so they could all walk together. Then it turned out all the parents were hanging on our driveway. And we had this impromptu party that we didn't even have. And so then like the next year, people were like, so you're doing a Halloween party again this year? It's like, I guess. Sure. you know we never really you know um it wasn't planned so we were talking about so we've had one now every year um where we hang out in the driveway and and get a fire going and normally it's a school night so or whatever so it's not like it goes late you know people hang out to like 10 or whatever um okay but how late was it this time because it was on a friday it was on a friday a few more people showed up after after it was good though you know i know because i texted sean that night and i didn't hear back till the next day i was like fuck that guy someone's having fun there's a certain point in the night where i just stopped returning texts yeah exactly it's not it was pretty yeah yeah so that's awesome no so it was good so cooper had his buds out and then we had some friends over and some parents and stuff that came over and hung out the kids they went around i don't know two or three times and then get back trade candy do the whole deal and so that ended up being a lot of fun and then it was like we were joking because he had there's 10 kids that he had and they had them all spend the night and wake up in the morning and there's kids

everywhere and i'm like this is just like a preview to future things of like their college part you know there's kids on the couch one of the kids is like i slept on the pool table turns out it was a joke he did do it but i was like oh my god what's going on right yeah you know they're empty jack daniels bottles yeah i have been in a like a rag bry scenario where it was like find wherever you could to sleep. Yep. I slept under a table because I was like, well, this way nobody will step on me. Well, yeah, I was going to say. This is your defense that you kind of have. Yeah, on a pool table is not going to be very comfy.

No. Under it. The only difference was instead of cleaning up beer cans, it was just a bunch of wrappers of, you know, every candy that they had. The 50,000 calories that got eaten. Oh, it was an impressive amount of wrappers that were there. Did I see a picture? Ashley made some like super fancy looking, there was like guts or something. So she did that for me for work. We did like a food day or whatever. I don't remember seeing that. Oh, never mind. The breakfast thing. So she rolled out cinnamon rolls and just rolled them all the way out and put them in this pan and then made them and then did like with the cinnamon and then put some food coloring in it so it looks like intestines over it and it was impressive.

It was really cool. It was really, really cool. It was creepy, but it fucking tastes good, too. I was going to say, that's all that matters. So I took it to work, and everybody liked it. And so it was a pretty cool deal. She did a really, really good job on that one there for it. Yeah, and then Saturday we had an event for Cooper School. They do scholarships for seniors, and so they do, like, a dinner. And so we just got a table there for it with some of their parents. And so that ended up being a good deal of that, too. Nice. yeah and then Sunday wasn't too bad and hung out so yes sir how about you yeah we dressed up and went out and did the whole thing so I mean it was on a Friday so we're kind of like all right Karen and I Al Borland you look good I don't think so Tim so yeah I was Al Borland and thank God I was kind of nervous I'm like you know are people going to know right away or like you know am I going to have to explain it because that sucks you know and thankfully right away everyone just like ran up was like Al Borland yeah so thankfully Your wig was pretty good.

It was good. That was a pretty good one. We had a wig crisis, too. Jody had gotten me one that she just found. She didn't know if it was going to work, but she was like, do you want me to grab this? I'm like, yeah. She was out at the store. Well, I didn't try it on until the day before. Actually, the morning of. And I'm like, and it was not going to work. Was it the kids? No, but it was like, it was just, you know, some wigs are shitty, but where there's not enough hair so you can see the seams. Oh, yeah. And it was too short. I was like, if I was like a fucking shitty Julius Caesar, maybe this would work.

It was terrible. It was so bad. So I texted Karen. She's like, don't worry. I got it. And so she ran to Party City and found literally the perfect wig because it like pulls way back because he has a big ass forehead. Yeah. And I'm bald. She kept pulling it back. I'm like, it's going to fall off. She's like, you need to have a giant forehead. I'm like, all right. So, yeah, it worked out really well. So, but you guys are good. Yeah. Carol. She was Heidi. Yeah. You guys. She had the Benford tool shirt and everything. It looked good. yeah it was really good um but we went out like adam and kelly were with us they were like thing one and thing two yeah jody and nathan jody made their insane dude she makes these from scratch what were they so she was darkwing duck and then he's gizmo duck which was darkwing no fucking idea no what is never watched duck tales yeah well yeah but i don't remember darkwing duck yeah he was like the masked vigilante he was a good guy but yeah i don't remember gizmo duck super well and i watched i watched ducktales all the time and i don't remember i don't remember it at all yeah gizmo was my favorite it was the stupid like it was a guy that was not like very i don't know he wasn't very popular he was kind of like nerdy whatever but then he'd get in that thing and he was just a badass like he he saved the day all the time he was a hero yeah so he's got all this like armor like you know padding and stuff like that in his helmet and his visor and then he goes around on a wheel.

So she made like literally where like when he was just standing, it looked like he was standing on a wheel. It was crazy. When I first saw the costume, I thought, I'm like, is he rolling around on a hoverboard? I told him he should have Hewis. It kind of looked like it was a hoverboard. No, like a one wheel or something. Exactly, yeah. That would have been a bitch though to pull off. So yeah, but they were, it was awesome. So they got lots of, the funniest shit was their mouth, their beak or what the fuck, yeah, actually would open when they sang and stuff. so i just kept recording them all night like talking because you just see their mouse flapping and it was the funniest thing it was very impressive because it wasn't just some stupid costume that like didn't like in the fact that if she made them those were yeah he was very ready to get it off at the end of the night but that was kind of like his she usually like picks the costumes and and you know he's totally cool with it but he was like i want this one year and she's like let's make it happen nice yeah that's awesome so yeah so we ended up going we went to a couple places uh saw some people out that we knew obviously um julian at me is how nick and jen met us out uh we actually josh of mango mustache studio i realized after he posted a picture there on facebook that i saw him that night i had no idea it was him no idea he came up to me and i didn't know it was him like literally came up and talked to me and i had no idea it was really yeah so i literally saw this guy walking around and i was like holy shit fucking bob ross like that's a like that guy's pulled it off well yeah commented on it to the other people we were with the next day i see him post a picture of him and why i'm like motherfucker that was him like dude i had no idea that was you and he's like yes so it was hilarious nice so no it was good we kind

of ended at a bar uh and jody and nathan won the costume contest oh did they yeah okay which was awesome so what did they get for it uh they got a gift card like a decent size one and then a couple rough riders tickets where was the costume contest mulligans okay yeah we stopped there uh we figured that's close to home and they were having theirs like not at midnight like some places so you know we're old we can't be out that late right um that was halloween i'll come back to the rest how was it how was the bar scene though for how long was there a lot of i mean we definitely felt old as fuck because we went out when i say early like six and like tycoon was open this year for yeah i saw that and so we went there first because like well they're never open let's just check it out and like i've never felt older yeah i mean there was some other 40 50 year olds there but it was like no music was going yet and i'm just like all right like we don't get going until 10. yeah what are you doing here yeah it was kind of weird so but it was still i mean then it filled up fast once once people started rolling in and then we went to cliffs which was awesome but super busy um which is great and then yeah what were all the hot girls wearing the slutty cat or the slutty you know yeah it's always the there seems like there's always one that's like the slutty nuns yeah, I saw one on tick-tock that was fucking hilarious, and I don't really You know I don't partake in the nicotine pouches, but you know it's oh god. Yeah, yeah, Cinderella. Yeah Cinderella dress but had a big Zinn thing Like Harley Quinn everybody oh, yeah, you know every yeah, but I'm trying to think actually like now

i think is there any i didn't see a ton of like one thing like i usually do there was a lot of beetle juices and like characters like that okay um a lot of people obviously because they were like if they were in a big group of friends they were all kind of like the same thing so there was this one pack of like uh from the lorax they just like oh no that was the next day we saw them but anyway like that that was kind of cool because they all just rolled in at once sure so um yeah nothing i i really did not see and i'm not just saying this because i'm friends with them but like i didn't see anything that was on the level that jody and nathans was no well there's i mean yes that's a whole different thing when you create your own like when you build your own costume and i'm not saying that other people didn't build their costumes but right yeah like i mean a lot of people did they just did a shitty job yeah really good job yeah but that's why i went with al borland i'm like well i'm bald and bearded so i can throw a wig on and i can make this happen it was weird though because the hair was like his but like my beard is more red than the hair was so i felt like it looked weird but i'm like oh it looked good at least the pictures i saw it look good so yeah i think anytime you're repping the real beard while you're doing it i was yeah it was the real beard what'd you do on halloween yeah so uh we we weren't really dressing up we had too much shit going on this year and we were even talking about coming out to sean's place but it was just like got too busy and kids stuff they were going to do parties so basically we stayed at the house until six o'clock until the kids got off to their parties that they were doing and then um my friend jesse who owns lincoln wine bar invited him and his wife invited us over they

do trick-or-treating in a little different way um out in front of their house he had his mobile pizza oven he was making pizzas oh man so you just come up and say trick-or-treat and you're getting like legit Neapolitan style pizzas. It was just pepperoni and cheese but he did at least 70 pies. That's crazy. That's fucking awesome. He was giving candy out too but it was pretty badass so we just went and hung out over there. Get away fat kid you've already been here like three times. Hold on Erik's just sneaking around I'm putting different costumes on like trick or treat.

Yeah I was doing my best to help but it was mostly moral support. Yeah, you're doing great, buddy. Let me test that one out. Make sure it's good. Yeah, because I mean, cranking out 70 pizza, I mean, that's not a little bit. You know, it's only doing a couple hours. It would come and go in waves. Like, when we got there, it was like, yeah, there was a good amount of people. And then all of a sudden, there was, like, not very many people. And then all, like, five minutes later, the street is filled. Like, there was a line for people. So it was just kind of. Word got out? It was just I think people just walking around the neighborhoods And yeah the word got out I tell you what if i walking around i smell that i stopping well with it being friday i feel like them parents were like yeah let go around longer like who cares you know i mean it kind of like one of those deals that yeah it's friday night is what it is and it was a decent night like it wasn't it was pretty nice a little chilly wasn't yeah a little chilly but like too bad well like when you're in a costume it's okay you know i mean because a lot of times if it's it's rarely ever warm but yeah i mean like sometimes when i cost you're like sweating to ass but it wasn't like totally freezing that you needed like to layer up that bad so it was like yeah it was kind of like a really good night to be out poor care is heidi the tool girl though because she just had short jean shorts on and she and i feel like a dickhead but like a month ago she's like i'm gonna have to wear leggings or something like no that won't look right you know what i mean maybe just for my own benefit but still it was like so she was a little chilly i bought her like work gloves in case her hands got cold i was like look these are legit she's like my hands are fine dick no so it was awesome that's sweet though i'm gonna have to get some pizza

next year yeah definitely need to trick-or-treat at jesse's house um yeah we're actually in talks about going there this weekend maybe we had so many people like stuff come by and they're like how much for the pizza like they were on i'm like no that's oh i bet jesse's awesome he just does that so yeah it was cool then we went to moco for a minute we went like everybody was kind of I bet that was packed. Milling about all the pizza was done, all that stuff. And everybody was like, hey, let's go to MoCo for a minute. Yeah, it was packed and loud. And I mean, it seemed like fun, but it's just like, I'm not in a costume.

Everybody else is in a costume. It was like, we were one and done, Aaron and I. We went home. That's definitely a spot where I'd be like, that's going to be packed on Halloween with people dressed up and all the things. That's where I ran into Josh. He just happened to. Oh. I was there. And Kale went home and changed and went there. Oh, okay. That's awesome. That was a good time. Yeah. Sweet. Yeah. Halloween was awesome. So it's just weird. My kids didn't like trick or treat or dress up this year. And it's like, I think Cooper will do it forever. I don't think, I mean, man, he fucking loves it. Yeah. And all his buds showed up, same thing. And they're like, why would we not go get candy? And I'm like, I mean, yeah, I go, as long as you're dressing up and you're not being an asshole, go for it. Exactly. He's not, you know, they have fun. They're not like bad kids. And I've heard people say like, well, I like my kid's 18 and once I'm like, I don't give it. Who gives a shit?

I'm like, they're not doing anything wrong. They're not out doing drugs. They're not being stupid. They're not driving drunk. Like, they're out having fun. It's worth giving them some candy. Just shut up and keep it going. I mean, and if there's people that don't want to do that, fine, don't. Turn your light off and leave it alone. Yeah, turn your light off. I never care as long as somebody comes up and is polite and says trick or treat. Yeah. I'm good with it. Yeah. I do want you in a costume. Now, if you weren't, I still would give you candy. But I'd be like, all right, well, next year. I end up so much fucking candy anyways.

It's like people come up and get some. I'm like, take a little more. take a little more we don't because for whatever reason we think we have to buy yeah 40 bags for you know last year in my in our neighborhood i was like okay so this place like let's let's get this going full-size candy bars and bush lights and i sat out there and i was like the adults get bush lights the kids get full-size candy bars we had fucking like seven people show up really that's surprising not a single person took a beer you know why it's because the houses are like kind of spaced out and you're on hills you're on yeah you're you gotta your neighborhood's gorgeous but like i've i was just talking to my my bug guy he came over he i have a bug guy that comes in sprays every couple months but he was there today he knows where all the candies you know you're over 40 when you have a bug guy shout out to steve he's the man uh but yeah like we were talking about it and i feel like all the kids now like you know with their parents help go to these certain neighborhoods because the it's where the sidewalk is super close to the houses the houses are boom boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And you just never stop. Like, like TJ and Angie neighborhood is packed every single time.

Sure. You know, it's also like the newer developments like that just have younger kids in them too. You know what I mean? Like just naturally, like it, it feels like that's where, where it happens there for it. But yeah, my house is like a hundred feet from the curb and there's no sidewalks in my neighborhood. So it's like, there ain't nobody, nobody going to yours. No, but yeah. And I can see yours, all the Hills that you got, Erik, that that's, you know, so yeah, if I was at Erik's, it's like, I would hit, I would like, that's when you have like a driver, you know someone's mom's driving around you're like i'm gonna hit this loop go to the next one hit that loop you know yeah so well but hey next year i'll come if you have free bush light i think that's all you have to say keep going to jesse's i'll just bring the bush light over there that's a more solid plan i feel like yeah yeah that's not a bad plan at all yeah what about you guys do anything else the rest of the weekend i don't know we were too crazy i worked at a few windows it's the end of coming to the end of the season a lot of people want to get their windows done again before windows so or before winter so doing a bunch of that shit hit up sean if you want your windows done soon making cooper doing it with me so nice he's funny he's yeah oh yeah time to earn your keep son that's what i said come on son let's do this so so but all good yeah what was kara's birthday so i will say shout out to my girl kara uh her birthday was sunday so saturday we just kind of winged it we went to field day uh with some friends uh our buddy wade showed up like impromptu i know i was pissed to hear about that so i literally stepped outside for a second and i had a call and he called and he's like where are you i'm like in north liberty

he's like why are you not cedar rabbits i'm like the one time i'm not in town he was in you know his kid was doing soccer and he's like i've got like two hours he's like i'm by kirkwood i'm like bro you're not far just he's probably closer to you exactly there than he would like to go to your house he's like wait a minute i'm good i'm so he bolted out and surprised all of us so we got to see him for like an hour which was awesome because we don't see him very much um but yeah then after that we just kind of hit random places on the way home like we went to black squirrel for one and that's a fun place yeah it is it's like it's it's a must stop a couple okay yeah i mean it was a we were there for like an hour okay yeah because it's the midwest one you know yeah yeah yeah it's a fun it's maybe i had one but maybe someone else has had seven yeah we don't know you know so uh yeah it was it was a lot of fun one of your whole life i'm probably gonna have one after this podcast yeah and then sunday we went out and did hibachi for dinner and did the whole thing and yeah so good weekend it's your knee sal how many do you do yeah uh what sake bombs yeah none none no no they just squirted in your mouth now you don't even have to like do sake bombs they just have a ketchup bottle. They just ketchup and they squirt it across the plate. Just take all their fucking cups breaking and every drunk slam in the table.

That could be. It was still a lot of fun. The food was awesome. Where'd you go? Oh, yeah. There's pretty much only one now. Is that it? The other ones, they do hibachi but they don't do the tables. Coils, right? Oh, yeah. They don't do it in front of you. My son said he went there once. He's like, they brought it out to me. He's like, but they didn't do it. I'm like, oh. And what's the place that does, fuck, I'm drawing a blank on it. It's over by the music store.

Oh, Mandarin Spice? Yeah. They've never done it. I know, but they don't do the tables or anything, but I think you can get like kind of those style of dishes. Oh, yeah, you can. I forgot about that. Yeah, you're right. So yeah, holy shit, that might be the only one. That's weird. There's one downtown, and they do the all-you-can-eat sushi, but you can get hibachi there too, but it's just a plate that they bring out. So they don't do it there either? I get it because those tables probably take up a lot of space. It's got to be a pain in the ass. I think the bigger problem is chefs. Getting people that are trained to be able to do it.

Sure. I've heard multiple... I can't get my cherry. Don't worry, everybody. I got it. It was so fucking good. It was good.

I've heard those stories where you catch those chefs that you know do all the put on the full oh yeah yeah dude it's all your first time you know like that something they catch him in the back like just talking like normal i just did some funny shit that i hadn't seen before just like you know i'm trying to remember like they oh like logan so he was offering the sake my son sat next to me well he's 18 sure he's like you and someone was like oh he's not 18 he was like oh don't worry i got it and he pulled out a baby bottle full of water and then squirted it in his mouth so like that was pretty funny um and then he did something else like a Jody or someone said they wanted like more sauce.

And so he was like, oh, okay. So you asked too many things like took her tray away and just like walked away. Like, like, like no soup for you. She, she was like all the sauce. What the hell was that? Uh, spam. I don't know. Sorry. I thought, okay, fuck you. That's the first time that's wrong. Professionals here. Clearly somebody turn your phone off. I ain't my chair. I don't care what you guys say.

Um, it was, she, she wanted a bunch of sauce. She wanted the dish full of sauce and he just like put a drop in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, he was doing some pretty funny shit. He basically threw an egg at Kelly. Oh my God. Did he mean to do that? I don't know, but he, he flipped it and it went up and landed on her plate and shattered. It shattered. Like he, so he got her new plate, but like, yeah, literally flipped in a whole egg at her. I think he meant to do it. Cause he, he knew he was just going to give her a new one, but like it was cause there's nothing on the plate, right? No, no, no, no, no.

So you can see that. Yeah. you know, they'd throw it up and then it would crack over the spatula like they always do. So then I think he said to her, like, do you want to do it or something like that? She's like, no, I'm not. I think he offered to have her come try it. He said it to Kara. Yeah, Kara tried it. I don't know. But then he threw the egg and it was hilarious. I tried it. I've never I couldn't do it. You know, it was my birthday or whatever. And there he's like straight up and just turn it and it could never hit it. And he's just like, took the spatula. All that shit they do is way harder than it looks.

And everyone's like, I could do that. I'm like, no, you can't. Like that, no way. I've done stuff on the Blackstone. Yeah. But I can't put on the show. No. I'm just trying not to burn the fucking food. Right. Even when they flip the egg in the top of their hat, I'm like, that shit would bust over my head, and I'd have yolk on my face, literally. The only thing that I did was I did the broccoli, trying to throw it into Aaron's mouth the first time I did it. I'll throw food at people all day.

All right, so what are you more impressed with? A bartender that can flip bottles all over the place? Oh, shit. Or the hibachi style. Open bottles is pretty impressive. You know what I mean? When you see that, so they're two both like, it's kind of similar, right? Yeah. You're entertaining on top. You're taking something simple to the next level, right? Or that you think of like service to the next level. Yeah. You know, like, I know how I feel about it, but like, so, okay, here's how I feel. All right. Lay down here. So I appreciate the hibachi chef more and here's why. they are entertaining you while cooking food like they know that this is going to take time and it would be boring as fuck to just sit there and let rice cook you have to have a personality you got to do something to break up the whole bullshit there the drink stuff I'm just watching them and I'm going that's all fucking unnecessary can you just make my drink I'm just like I just want my fucking drink please Erik leaves a review took fucking 90 minutes to make my cocktail would not recommend. I can appreciate the talent. I still can appreciate the talent but I'm also like just fucking make the drink man. Like yeah.

Erik's a very straight shooter. By you making something that tastes amazing and looks amazing than flipping bottles. Like yeah that's. So I would agree because I feel like when you when you're making it you just have the one thing to worry about. Yeah. So while they're on top of while they're flipping it around they are still having to pay attention to still cooking things like yeah while they're doing that stuff but i am super impressed when people like if you're gonna flip if you're gonna be a bartender flipping stuff or doing some sort of trick at this point it better be fucking good right because just you flipping it over and just you see it you know no big deal i still can't do it but you see people do it but then when people like line up these huge shots and get something like a train thing going or pour the perfect thing that I'm like, that's pretty fucking cool. But you got to do that.

I mean, if you're going to do it, then you got to go, but you can't just pull a bottle out and have it flip and then call that like your say there's two, you know, but yeah, there's like the line of bombs where it's like, yeah, and then there's one where I've seen them. I don't know what went into it, but it's the colors and then they start pouring them and it's like one's all red, then pink, then orange and blue. And it just keeps lining up. They get like this rainbow going all the way down the bar. That's pretty badass. I'm sure it's easy to do actually but I'm like that's awesome I'll add a little bit to my answer I appreciate those type of things where it's like a cool show or a really cool thing that they're doing as part of it I don't appreciate flipping bottles the flipping bottles part it's a waste of time to me but if it's like you lined up a bunch of drinks and you kind of do that that's cool as fuck I also saw a guy while we were in Portugal we were at this like fancy cocktail place and when he would make this one drink he would shake it shake it do all this and then he'd like pour it into another glass but he would take this thing the whole length of his arms and body you would see liquid like flowing from one container to the other and he never lost a drop but he would do it like seven times and i don't know what that's doing to the drink but like he was nothing but it looks every time he made it it's nothing because it's it's the short pour the long but come on you learned that we learned about it like you're trying to pour a drink from like over here like holy fuck yeah that's impressive it's like peeing in the toilet once you get the hole you're getting you know once you figure out your sure you realize you've gone too far and it's stopping you're like no no no so next time you're

like back oh we gotta get closer you're telling me when you start you can just start backing up and keep it going in there yeah but then you guys can't just do it in the shower like a bunch of psychopaths until I gotta get closer like you know I can only go for so long then yes I gotta oh i'm over 40 oh no no no no yeah don't sputter out don't sputter out i was gonna say yeah you got the old man prostate working it's not good so oops so it's the same thing uh i was talking to someone recently about because i entered i'm sure most people did like banana ball the savannah bananas are coming so like you could sign up for to be on the lotto for tickets wait a minute where are they coming well so they're going to wrigley i'll just say they're not they're going to kinnick yeah that's right they're going to kinnick yeah i i entered for that's where they're going yeah but then like my guy i work with uh bob he entered like he's a cardinals fan so he entered for bush stadium and kinnick um and there's a few other places kind of around the midwest but like the shit they do have you been to it have you done but i've no i want it i've been i know i want to go that's why i signed up but like dude people are like oh that's so cool i'm like do you know how hard it is to catch a baseball behind your back like some people can't do it in front of them let alone you know i'm like jesus yeah yeah so that's just something else i thought of like that where i'm like that's way harder than people think it is there you go we'll add that to it i think that one might win but yeah so all right what are you more impressed with the savannah bananas or the globetrotters i mean the savannah bananas only because i feel i mean like baseball

is basically been proven to be one of one of if not the hardest sport as far like hitting a baseball is that hard so but then to do it like on stilts or fucking backwards or with a mini bat like you know that is very weird shit they do yeah basketball at the end of the day i'm like it's hard and i it is easier to choreograph though because it's like you can easily just turn off the turn over the ball real quick yeah but i will say they put on a hell of a show though too where i did it looks like they don't the globetrotters yeah i saw them once they're entertaining as fuck but are they still a thing yeah why don't like i ever hear coming here they're gonna be here yeah they're gonna be here or they were just here but i saw yeah they're gonna be here wow i or were i feel like i haven't heard of them in forever yeah but i remember going as a kid to back when it was the what was it called the the the usl state or alliance we were five season center five seasons five seasons yeah that's like that's where i saw us cellular center was the first okay so five season center was when i was a kid yeah it was a big deal because everybody's pissed that they sold the naming rights to the us cellular money talks i mean shit the one in the uh fucking des moines just got bought out by something else didn't it like it was yeah now it's casey's next year it'll be like fucking colo guard whatever yeah at least how to make that money at least if anybody interested in spots in this podcast we'll be happy to you know colo guard we're talking to you. Yeah. Can we get the Colo Guard?

Send us some boxes. Yeah. No, like I thought it was a missed opportunity. Casey's Center. Fucking Casey's Coliseum. Like that does sound better. Yeah. Yeah. Why do something different? Fucking key. And like how I don't know. I hope Casey's new logo sucks by the way. So wait, they changed it. Yeah. It's just like, what is it? Kind of in person. Like it looks like it's like in Comic Sans It like fucking like cartoon character letters Can I be honest You guys will catch me often i still sometimes call it handy mart oh casey yeah oh dude he bought handy mart yeah but i feel like handy mart was the casey's i feel like they were two separate entities right around here all these the come and goes all those they're just beat their case or handy mart was the first one to start the superstore right but a little restaurant the little thing like that all these places are now yeah i feel like but i never traveled as a kid like i didn't leave cedar abbots whereas like most like all of you guys like especially eric like you were in a smaller town right casey's was everywhere i didn't know that because i've i'd barely seen casey's so i thought handy mart was like the the biggest one in the world so when they got bought out i'm like they can't do that handy mart's bigger than them and everyone was like dude they're nothing compared to casey's and i was like oh i need to get out more although it is hilarious i saw another thing too like how do people just know when they pull up into casey's they don't park straight at the building you always park curved or sideways so we'll put on there no no uh lines needed

now it's not a park yeah and i always like so i parked straight ahead all the time in those things i'm like a fucking angle parking is bullshit because there's this huge gap in the middle that nobody can fuck yeah it's true yeah yeah if there's no lines i'm a dick but yeah first one win there. I just pull up and park sideways and take up like four spots. With a trailer. Oh my god. You can't even see the front of the store when I'm done with it. We would like to call the go fuck yourself. I'm the first one here type deal. All in all though, so Kara had a good birthday? Yeah, she had a great birthday. It was awesome.

Happy birthday, honey. Sorry we couldn't make it. We had other stuff going on and it was unfortunate, but we had to be at that one, but we missed out on a good time so yeah so happy birthday to you and felice cupianos or however you say that sure see uh before i get in we do have a couple emails i was just about to hit you i was just about to hit you with the email well before we get into that you know oh usually usually usually there's something that really chaps my ass but i feel like i'm going to give this one to eric today and be like is there anything that chaps your ass lately and why why would you think that i have something that chaps my ass. I have such a sunny disposition today. You are literally one of the most optimistic people I know. I've also seen you in traffic.

Folks, you're struggling today, and Erik can use a little love because he's been dealt some shit that he's had to handle, but would you like to share it all? Sure. So I don't know if we've talked about it at all on this podcast. Maybe we briefly mentioned it, but... We don't even have to go into super detail, but we can talk about how like it's bullshit that this is a thing yeah you know yeah so today um we had a appointment with the sheriff to remove some people from aaron's dead brother's house yeah uh the he he passed away the end of june um we you know had told them like listen you know it's it's gonna have to be sold the banks owed money all those type of things you know it's like dealing with estates uh but they just refused to leave so we went through the legal avenues and Sheriff was there we showed up at you know 950 he was there already they were not there so I guess that was good we didn't have to deal with people but it would have been kind of fun to see them get drug out I was just gonna say it might have been nice to get some fucking anger out on their faces yeah yeah but he was there to keep the peace yeah yeah again at that one like we talked you're not winning just get out yeah yeah so um the the way that this works you go through this whole legal process and you get this and then you pay the sheriff so we had to pay him 110 to come out and um you know basically be there and essentially what he does is keeps the peace but you remove all of their belongings but if

there's any questionable belongings those also have to be removed so there isn't squatters in case that wasn't obvious yeah there's people in the house that did not have any rights to the home or had paid any money or anything. And had full warning of like, hey, this is what's going on. We need to do it. It started off as a very nice, calm thing of trying to take care of something. I tried to be nice for a while. You realize that you're just dealing with something. Yeah. And yeah, I feel like we're all three a lot alike in that. It's like we don't get angry easily, but then when we do get angry, then it's very hard to calm us down.

And I can even calm down, but it's just like I don't understand people. that take advantage of other people and especially taking advantage of a dead person exactly also destroying their home right um so yeah essentially the house was full of everything under the sun um if you've seen hoarders yeah and way worse and um you know so it's it's the the flooring's all ruined of course you know but we had to remove everything so we got there and uh kind of realized that it was a little bigger than aaron and i were going to be able to tackle in a short order so sent out the message to friends we had kind of alluded to the possibility of needing people but you know on a monday morning it's difficult everybody working and everything so yeah um stupid jobs we got a few people and we got it done um so shout out to our friends julie kara and jen for stopping over they they chipped in and helped out and especially you know karen julie if they hadn't been there we would have it would have taken us at least twice as long so um yeah we got it all done we got everything out it's all sitting out in the front yard and we have to leave it there for 24 hours so that they can come get their things that are you know that they're definitely never going to touch yeah yeah um but you know i just didn't know that i i everyone's heard the term like squatters right i honestly thought it was bullshit i i thought that was like something like common law marriage how like i know it kind of is a thing but it's not as much as people think it is i didn't think people could really get away with doing that shit yeah and now i've learned it's real like you can really pull that bullshit and

it's different state by state different rules like i mean if this had been uh like a california it would be a whole different thing like they would have if we didn't get them out in a certain amount of time they would have residency which would be a whole different thing um the state of iowa doesn't have shitty laws like that so that's good um but where did it even start we kind of talked about this before the podcast i'm like this just makes i don't see the benefit to anyone. If anybody could fill us in, because a lot of times there's a good intention of why things get done. Yeah, you don't want to throw us on the street.

Then it gets taken advantage of. So what was the good intention out of the way that this happened? Because it's like, how did it get to that level? Yeah, because the California thing's way worse, but even what it is here in Iowa, it's fucking terrible. You should not be able to live in a house that's not owned by you. You should literally be able to call the cops, and they fucking toss your ass out and if you don't go then you go out violently you know what i mean like because essentially they destroyed the property too that they don't know and there's that'd be like me just i'd get in trouble for just coming up into destroying your house right now like right you know like i get in trouble for it but like for whatever reason then that's just covered that they don't have to there's no legal repercussion of finding shit all over the place it's you know what i mean it's like what they just don't yeah it's it's unbelievable that you had to deal with I will say there was two convenient names that were missing from helping out today.

Hey, I have a situation I can't talk about, but I definitely couldn't get off today. Give me about three weeks and I'm all yours. His two other buddies were just too busy working. Yeah. Yeah. But no, I get it. And you guys have jobs and everything. So I knew everybody did. But and our friends that did make it out, they, you know, just had they also are busy and working. But had the opportunity that they could take a little bit of time and help. It was kind of cool seeing that. Like, all right, I can give you, like, I'm going to change right now. I'm going to come out and do what I can, but I got to get back.

I kind of, yeah. So, hey, if any lawyers are listening, we'd love to hear about what the fuck the reason for this is. Because, like, it bothers me that bad. I can't wrap my head around it. Yeah, and we had attorneys involved in helping with all this process. So, like, it was, I would say from our perspective, we did the things the right way. um i would be curious what i would love to know is like what are the ways that you don't have to really like give them the rights you know right um and how do you go about that because yeah what constitutes it is it because they were there x amount of days no no like there's nothing that they did that would allow them to have any sort of residency or tenancy um really they weren't they weren't paying rent before it's not like you we were following the proper legal channels so that way they could not come back towards us here's the reality like so when we talk about them you know destroying the home i can sue them they don't have any money yeah yeah so like what's the you know they're they have no recourse because i have nothing i can take from them yeah right i have things they can take from me that's what i was saying earlier you have everything to lose so you got to do it the right way like you can't just go in there and bug bomb the place or whatever you know i mean like yeah because you're the only one who has something to lose but you see i wonder if there's certain things like that you can do.

Like, this is my residence. Okay, that would be badass. They're asleep and you just walk in there and crack bug bombs and walk out. I'm really, I'm taking care of my residence. Exactly. But it's just in those ways where it's just like, obvious that they're just taking advantage of a situation. Yeah. And just kind of like laughing in your face. You know what I mean? It's like, get the fuck out. I was nice. And it's one of those things like, now you start to see how some people like, I do know some property owners, that they don't have the fucking time of that you know i mean they don't give anybody an inch because they've ended up going through something where it's like get the fuck out like you're late on your rent get out you know i mean like i'm not i don't care what the sad story is because they all got one you know and or or whatever and that's in some ways sucks for someone that's like okay here's a situation you gotta get out we'll give you some time look for a place and then turns into we're not leaving that's the sad part for me is like i think about how like i'm trying to teach my kids you know what you make a mistake it's not the end of the world like you um you know you were late for work or you you forgot when your shift was or whatever like call apologize i made a mistake most people will be like yeah that's cool fine like you're gonna there's gonna be a certain point where you've crossed the threshold that you've made too many yeah but like it's an honest mistake everybody understands everybody makes mistakes yes right but own it and just be a head on top of it but like when when people are giving and caring and then it's you know shit on

yeah it makes people like me who i think are a nice person and try to be empathetic for people yeah feel like yeah fuck all these people yeah that's how people do get hard in the words like Yeah. So we will say what chaps are asked this week is shitty fucking people. So fuck those people hard. I think that's usually what chaps are asked, but it's just different variations. But very specifically at like two people right now. Okay. So like fuck those guys and I hope you step on Legos. So anyway.

I hope your walking path is full of Legos for a lifetime. Yeah. So. Well, sorry we can be Let's talk about it. It's all good, man. Yeah. Appreciate it. Let's talk about the emails. Let's talk about the emails. The emails. What? What? The email. Okay. So first one here is from our friend Kelly. And she said, hey, guys, finally caught up on the episodes. A couple of things. First, no one has shit on our mom's tuna noodle casserole. She made the best. I still think we need to do this challenge because you're all going to get smoked. We do. We're coming up to that here. We got to get that going. It's getting to be winter and fall.

We're getting to the time. that we do a casserole cook off yeah uh next please continue to do the double episodes because the second ones are hilarious i will happily drop off some southwest egg rolls with the salsa so you boys have some hearty snacks with your popcorn shout out to iowa popcorn company and marion yeah uh tp-ing shout out to your sister sean always helping you clean that shit up there's a pretty funny story that goes along with your tp day sean you should tell that do you know what she's talking about well well kelly you're gonna send us another message i gotta really yeah she's clearly thinking about one specific one sure i think i got it for i'll share i'll share it with apple cider is delicious and a perfect addition to cocktails especially when you're out doing fall or christmas adventures we used to have apple cider when we went out to the old guy's tree farm to pick out our trees when we were kids if you remember sean yeah i wonder if people still do that with all that mexican food chit chat do you prefer hard or soft shell tacos that's a really good question and is it still cool to go disc golfing entertained as always ja ja ja love peace okay so we need brazilian friends first of all so we just say that all the time few things in there hard shell taco really yeah are you a soft so it's not only for health reasons that i that they make low carb ones but i've always been a soft shell i've always preferred soft shell all right i've always preferred soft shells but as i get older i love a hard shell everyone's not hard shell tacos my favorite what about the combo like you put the oh sure

oh yeah yeah what does that call the double decker yeah yeah or the or just yeah all right so the tp and thing i have a couple things on that so we used to do it all the time when i was younger it was like our jam like every weekend we were somebody was getting tp'd in our class like it was just like we used to do it was like middle school yeah um so i remember one time we were all over in an overnight and um one of the kids parents were like didn't want it to get you know can't do it don't want you doing this stuff you know and my parents were always like we don't care because we would get tp'd all the time yeah so they're like it's kind of it's about time we got them back but they were strict like you're not gonna egg people you can't you're not doing any damage you toilet paper all you want to sounds good tb all you want well i'm like he was whatever i'm like i'll just kick back i'll just stay back with him like i don't care i go i would be feel like i was doing this like every weekend i'm like i'm fine with it you know and his parents were pretty strict so it like so he doesn't have to go it's like sounds good i'll hang back those motherfuckers went and tp'd my house so i was at the fucking party i only lived like a block away from this house those turncoat motherfuckers fucking went tp'd my house wow was he in on it though did he like no you in no no because it was legit like it's like like to the point where i think he actually

came over to help me clean up because he felt bad he's like you're like but it was like seriously oh my god who was this fucking pit licks yeah yeah so we were staying at their house and if it didn't happen to me i mean still at this point i get to it's one of the greatest things you could do no because they're going to tv they went let's go dude that is hilarious but it was the suckiest fucking thing to be at a party gone so i was at like you're at the party you're safe you're not getting teepeed right everyone's together yeah and i got teepeed yeah right so it was always like it's kind of impressive in middle middle school here like a couple guys are staying in the house you're like fuck i'm unwatched this is sean's origin story of becoming a villain that's what it started you know what i mean it was like it was one of the like it was like one of the like most humiliating and shitty things that night but as i got older I think it's done some real scars to me.

But at the same time, as I'm older, I'm like, God, that was fucking good. Like, I can appreciate the fucking move. No, that's really good. But yeah, that's fucking genius. Because I remember my dad being like, how the fuck did we get TP'd? Weren't you at the fucking party that was going on? I'm like, can I be honest? Yeah, I stayed back with the other guy. And he's like, you're out of your mouth. This makes me like, next time we're at one of your guys' houses, want to fuck with you guys. Like now, like next time we're at your house, I just want to go like TP your backyard. I might snap. It could be buried pretty deep, you know.

I put on an happy face for a long time. Tall leprechaun kills short leprechaun. It's okay. Yeah. That's amazing. So she could have a different story. I don't know. Yeah. I did it a lot. I'll be curious when it was. I got caught by a parent one time where I got tackled. My mom had to come fucking pick me up. Are you shitting me? Yeah, this dad that was like an overzealous. Dude, it's a good thing he wasn't strapped because he sounds like a psychopath. I scared the fuck out of some kids, but I did not want to put hands on him. I was like, I'm gonna hurt him. And this was back in the day when you do that.

He fucking slide, slid tackle me, drug me in by my hand. You know, I'm like, seriously? Like it just I like your daughter got me last weekend Like what are we you know what I mean mean Like so That crazy And my mom had to get like shout out to my mom She like fucking ripped his ass Yeah. Actually by the time we're leaving he's like I'm really sorry. And she's like I'm thinking about calling the cops. I'm you. Yeah. I was like tell your daughter to come to our house and see what happens. It was really kind of funny. I'll tell you the name. So you guys did it like all the time? All the time. Every weekend?

You don't remember? Dude it was such a big thing. We never. like so in my hometown yeah it was homecoming that was it never no no it never happened otherwise it was all the time every weekend you gotta remember hitting somebody you know an eight-pack angel soft was like a dollar back right you know what i mean no big deal you just let those fly but it was like all our class like i mean we would it was just open season to the points where my dad would be like don't always go to bed in this house till two o'clock right and we were making sure there was no ring cameras there was no you know what i mean like if you were if you you went to like some super rich house maybe they had a security camera but probably the footage was so grainy wouldn't be able to tell what it was anyway but nobody fucked with some nobody did like shaving cream eggs like that was just like nobody did that i feel like there was like one time when it happened and all of a sudden it was like all our parents heard about they're like then we're not gonna do this this is not gonna be yeah you know this is we're not having any part of this when you're gonna have people over your fucking stay in here you know it's not gonna be that deal and then that stopped that stopped right away yeah therefore so um but i have another story to say off of that so you know the stolen or well this is a stolen page but you know like the town pages oh yeah people can post eyes and ears somebody posted on the stolen page on halloween that um so there was a stolen home game for the playoffs for football and they posted they're like seriously a stolen home playoff game and trick-or-treating and this happens to our yard

and it was they got tp'd just just tp'd tp'd okay it wasn't even an impressive tp like they maybe used a role like i mean oh god like it was terrible and they're like freaking out and all these people in the comments are going just kids being kids like you know let it go type of deal and then someone said um you know they're they could be doing a lot worse these days you know it's just kids kind of having fun and she's and i think it was a she i don't know posted and said um that sounds good why don't you tell me your address and i'll send them to yours next time and i wanted to post on you should have wrote your address that was a shitty fucking job because years when when i would get done that thing would be blanketed in white like you would be you know whatever but somebody else posted on there hey next time anybody reading this if they're heading over to her place again i still have toilet paper from covid because i had so much i feel i'd be fine with letting you guys all use it i go at this point i'm like i think she made herself a mark like i mean like because it's like dude i hope she gets tp'd like but it's seriously it was and it wasn't even a lot i mean it looked like it was already cleaned up like you know i mean like and it was still i was like i've just never understood it it's like there's so many bad things that can happen there's so many bad things kids can do that's what you're choosing like that's that's your choice i don't get it we used to get tb to the point where my dad'd be like god damn it you know because i'd always i'd have to go out and clean it up and there'd still be toilet paper in the high ends yeah but he's like sometimes you know but he's like it's fucking pretty there's all

this white blowing on the right like yeah now i got to admit like ah you know i don't want to say on the podcast because then we can't do it because everyone's no it's us never mind anyway i have a really good idea so uh another email uh this is from our buddy john he said boys enjoyed your bracket on tv dads uh if you use shows that are still in reruns then you miss the best of all sheriff andy taylor has some great parenting advice in some of the episodes so that was uh what's the uh what's the name of that show sheriff andy taylor it's it's the fucking uh the old jail the the cop party five yeah what is the name of the show uh andy griffith griffith jesus i couldn't think of it that's a little too yeah yeah come on john he's very young he said you give my friday afternoon when i am finishing up work a nice little boost and yes i am one of i am one of probably many yelling into the void to answer some of the questions you are unable to answer uh john do us a favor and send in some of the best andy griffith quotes because him and a guy that we used to work together and him and this other guy would always do these random trivia of that show and they would battle each other on it.

He had some funny shit. Did you just look it up? It was always on Nick at Night on reruns. When was the years that it was running? Oh, God. 50s and 60s. I don't need the time slot. I might be way wrong, but it's old. 1960 to 1968 is when it aired. It was only eight years? It aired on CBS. I thought it was longer than eight years. I mean, none of us were born. Yeah. There's some other, like, spinoffs and three Dungeons.

Six. Yeah, get it right, fucker. Let me make sure, but that's what I chose. I had to. You hit me with a sneak attack. I did. I let it go. And then I swooped back in for the kill. A little sneak attack. All right. 249 half-hour episodes spanning eight seasons. Wow. That's, I mean, definitely in syndication. Sure. It was forever I bet it made more money in syndication I bet that's one that made more because Well, because it's been on it They probably got paid more as the rates went up As opposed to going down Inflation Okay, so I saw it I always saw it on Nick at Night or something like that, right?

The same, that's what I was thinking, yeah What's the other Nick at Night show that just pops into your head I love Lucy Oh, no Mork and Mindy? Yeah, that's for me yeah is it nanu nanu yeah i was gonna say i i just didn't ever watch nick at night so i was like i like would just catch i mean i was aware of it but yeah yeah i don't know but now it's weird because like nick at night if that's even still a thing it's probably like friends and like nickelodeon's even a thing fucking empty i don't know anything anymore so well is mtv still a thing but they they went like we're officially not doing videos anymore i'm like motherfucker you've been doing videos in like 20 years i think it's because they would play one like every now and then God, MTV in its heyday was the best.

It'll never work now because people don't watch live TV. I don't think they make videos anymore. There's some of the VH1. No, people still make videos. There's some video channels now. You can still find them. Every now and then artists make, because they use it for promo and all this, but yeah, they still do videos. Not like they did then. Where everyone had five per album that came out. It's so good. You're always waiting for the next one. i'll never forget there was like this one summer video do you remember spiderwebs by no doubt and uh metallica's what song was it i could see the video and i can't think of what it is or is it getting buried anyway also 1979 by smashing pumpkins okay so i remember like uh i remember video killed the radio star that was the first one that ever aired so come on that was good that was a good one actually never seen the video love the song but um uh aerosmith because when alicia silverstone oh yeah crazy love crazy crazy crazy oh man where they're stealing out of the gas station and yeah they're like they're all dressed in school girl outfits and bust out their convertible yeah that was a good one yep remember that one young mike remembers that one very well i guess uncle sean yeah um michael jackson's thriller was

a fun video oh it's a great video love i still love that video i was trying to think of the other ones like so i don't know there's a lot there's so um the kansas city crew those guys down there but they listen to music ben's got a bar set up in his basement that's pretty sweet and he's got a tv back there he hooks all his music up through they when they're listening music they listen all through um youtube so they got all the videos going on and so yeah like the dirt video if you've ever like um the country song dirt where oh basically like the family grown oh yeah yeah i've never seen the video but it's way good and so they have a couple of these they you go down there and i'm like i'm never fucking knew they had a video oh yeah i got some really cool ones they got some that's what's weird is like they actually hey benio here you go red send us in your videos that you watch all the time yeah what are your favorite i know you're listening like i know what are your top ones that you got going on do they listen so half the time i like end up like in the videos i'll do you know how many stories i can think of in my head alone of katon back in the day telling me like you have to watch this video oh this it's like like three women right out of his is that randy travis i think it was that'd be he talked about it all the time and it really is it's like a super super good video and so between those two they got all the videos so they got old videos they got the whole thing so yeah ben and chris hit us up with the ones that we need to be watching you had a ride it was randy travis god look at me go i literally remember that from kate and like i still remember the story i remember i was pretty sure it was i just

yeah double checking my own brain no i'm glad you did because i was only like 80 sure so last email from our buddy Adam says what up guys keep those second episodes coming because holy what the fuck did I just listen to I mean that the best way possible because I was dying laughing people love when we get wasted want to get your takes on people that wash their garbage cans weekly or monthly and yes I do mean hose them out and possibly use soap to have a bunch of people in my neighborhood that do it in my neighborhood I think they're all around retirement age and while I know I've been called an old man i think that's a giant waste of time since they're going to have more garbage in them hope that's not what retirement looks like also shout out to the fellow old guy wade and would love to hear his take on this we're gonna have to tell wade to listen to this episode yeah uh love the show love you buddy thanks for sending in uh yeah i've actually i never told you on this but a few years ago i saw in big cities they had these machines that would drive around and and you paid it right yeah and i was like man i should open one of those in cedar rapids because i i would never do it but i know people will there was already one here i was like fuck yeah it's like it's like been been pros or something like that yeah we have a couple kids in the neighborhood that did it like the summer that offered see i think that's a good idea like it's it's disgusting the fuck i will ever like it's got to be bad like i mean it's got to be because it's we keep our garbage can in our garage so if it's stinking up the whole thing then then something spilled yeah yeah yeah usually what happens is at least once a year it happens

for me but usually happens at least two or three times but like a bag leaked or there was some meat or something and then i get maggots maggots in there and so then that's when i i do the full-on i get the power washer out and fucking sure but it's got to be bad i don't just do it for your every day either stinks or it's got bugs in it like those are the reasons that i do but normally what happens to us is like, I'll miss the garbage day. So then it's been two weeks and that's when it's like, and it will be, there was fucking meat in it. You know what I mean? Something that got really bad. Otherwise, it's like meat or fruit.

You know you can put your fruit in the green bin. You can. I just don't think about it sometimes. See, when I had chickens, I just threw it all to them. I don't know if Shaun has the green bin. Oh yeah, do you get a yardie? No, we don't get a yard. So yard waste, you can put fruit and vegetables. Anything that's compostable. Yeah. Now I got to dump my grass and burn. Yeah. No, don't get that kind of stuff. So, yeah. I don't know. Like I haven't. We do have recycling. I do remember a couple of years ago, it was like a summer where it was super fucking hot. And like, I don't know what I threw away, but I went to open my thing and just so many flies are coming out.

And then I looked, I'm like, there's maggots. I'm like, what the fuck? It's not even old. It was like five, but it was just so hot out. They just festered. And I was like, I rinsed it out then. but i didn't go in there with soap and it's like i just washed it out give me a big old power wash in probably 11 years that's the one time i've washed it i don't like it outside no it's in the garage but so it's like but it but it stays out like there's days where i forget to bring it in that day you know what i mean it's been you know but she airs out a little bit yeah it's got like you said it's got to smell atrocious if i walk into my garage i'm like oh my god right then i'll clean it you know what i mean but no i usually when i do it i if i'm getting the power washer out to do it than I do my neighbors too.

Yeah. All right, you fucking overachiever. She's awesome. No, I know. Is that the one across from you? Yeah, she is awesome. Shout out to Pat. She listens sometimes. Does she really? Yeah. Shout out to Pat. Thanks for letting me park in your driveway that one time.

Because it's happening. So, yeah. Adam, fuck the old people that are doing those retired. Well, like he said, he's like, if that's retirement, it's like, yeah, dude. I know old people get old and that was the stupidest thing I've ever said. You get old and you get bored. Everyone thinks you're going to retire and it's this great thing. I've known probably 10 people in my life that retired and were so excited for it and within a year and a half they had another job because they couldn't take it. I don't think I'm going to be that guy. Well, we'll have this podcast going and we can talk about did you get your bins today?

I'm like, I got my bins. Also got my colonoscopy. Also, my right lung is failing. I think when you have... More time things slow down a little bit for sure. There's things like that where it's like, you know what? Why not I have time right now You're not I'm not like to decrepit to fucking like wash out my bin Right so I can do this and then it smells a little better in my garage Yeah, like I don't I don't I don't I don't want to knock somebody doing that like to me. That's that's fine I'm not gonna spend the time doing that all the time right now because I don't have the time But that's the way I look at it Adam. I'm with you. Fuck them I am too I'm with Adam too, but I think Adam is also saying he kind of said it in the email.

There's people that do it every week. It's like if you're retired and you're looking forward to it's been cleaning day, there's a problem. You know what I mean? Time to go volunteer somewhere. I'd rather sit on my hand for 30 minutes and do something else. Go play some mucor or something. Yeah, sure. There it is. There's better things to get excited for. Oh, hello. Erik, did I hear you clinging around to get yourself a cherry? Is that what I just saw? See, I'm not the only one. I was selfish and put two cherries. Here's the sound for anyone at home. It's usually a second episode, but when you hear this, our fat boy hands are in a Pringles can and we're stuck.

We can't get it out. Fucking cherries are delicious. I don't care what anyone says. I'm going to not lie here, fellas. Are we about done? I got to fucking piss. Oh, me too. Oh, yeah. By the way, have you... I've had to pee for the last 20 minutes. You know how we usually listen to the episode at least once after it airs to see if there's anything we need to clip or whatever? Have you heard dickhead leaving in the... Oh, you gotta piss. Yeah. At the end of it. All the time. I love it. Now I'm going to try and... But it ends that way. I mean, that's legit. I have to pee right now. One of us is always busting at the seams.

Oh, I am already dying. You should tell the longest dad joke in existence right now. Okay. I got you. Perfect. How do you make your friend piss his pants? Well... You start a podcast. It's a long play here. You put your left foot in, you put your left foot in. You play 99 miles of beer on the wall.

All right, you guys ready? Yes. Shaun is. So fucking ready. Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

So this is the sun asking a dad. Can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? Mike feels like he's a hot dog. The sun would go over your head. What did you say? Say it again. I have to be close. Say it again. Son, it would go over your head. It would go over your head, son. It's gotta be something like that. No, son.

Jesus Christ. I hate this game. Oh, I'm more mad than I am. Fuck. Oh, he looked like a dog that found the scent. I was looking at him and he's like, I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm so annoyed right now. wrap this shit up so i can beat sean to the bathroom make him sit there i will i will pee on you so jesus all right i've had enough of people peeing on the floor today if that's not a way to close up a show i don't know what is people but thank you guys for tuning in to another one we appreciate you uh hopefully everyone had a better day than eric did but yeah you know what we're running on a good note like we always try to do so uh we appreciate you guys so much yep love you guys check us out on hit us up on the social media we're so cool right everywhere and the email and then the email we're so cool right at gmail.com we love reading emails we do we have a blast with it so thanks for joining us guys yeah cheers beating turn to the bathroom oh fuck you