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Ep. 25Aug 6, 20251:19:17

Conspiracy Theories!!

Put on your tin foil hats and set out some milk thistle for your lizard person neighbor while we dive into some of our favorite conspiracy theories!

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Put on your tin foil hats and set out some milk thistle for your lizard person neighbor while we dive into some of our favorite conspiracy theories!

Whether you're a skeptic or a true believer, this episode will make you question how much we really know and who is watching!!

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you got a fucking dart in your neck you're crazy i like you that you're crazy you got a what i got fucking well one of the greatest cameos ever by Stifler right with the old The best part is when he's all dry and he's walking and you just see him grab a kid by the head just fucking throw him I'm like, get a fucker. I like it when it goes off and Stiff was like, yes!

That was awesome! You just took one in the jugular, man! Now I wanna go watch it, that's so bad. For sure, well, hey. Welcome back! Yes! We're back. We're back. We are. It's like we keep showing up, whether you want us or not.

We just, it's true love, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, yes. We love you, and we will stalk the fuck out of you. Or a true one night stand. i mean there's still beer in the fridge so we're gonna keep going back it's true yeah yeah i love it well hey for those of you again that tune in every week welcome back we've missed you you know the drill right yeah grab a drink for the new listeners for so hopefully like one of your friends said hey you should check out this podcast we encourage you to open up a beer or a drink and uh listen with us and join the party party along with us as we go down whatever rabbit a whole week going on. Right, and we will go down multiple rabbit holes.

But for you don't know, my name is Shaun. I am Moist Mike. And I'm Erik. And Moist Mike is sticking around a lot. I'm going to say it until it doesn't sound fun anymore, but so far it's fucking slippery and sliding. I like it. Oh boy, so this is the We're Still Cool, Right podcast.

I don't know, fucking Moist Mike is, we'll see. I'm on one tonight. You guys just got to deal with it. Moist Mike's making an arid Erik over We did say what slippery Shaun yeah, I think we'll try again on that one for sure Splooshy Shaun no that's gross okay, sorry We'll tell you that one for now. We'll take that one off air all and figure out a new name first right Shaun sorry I gotta stop okay keep going but i say we kick off eric with the drink here for us you might want to kick eric all right so this one this one's a drop shot so um it is bud light or bush light lime sorry not but light lime great bush light lime okay um and it's a drop shot so you're not going to tell us what's in the shot no we're going to do a surprise and then see what you guys think when you're done Do you have some background music for us?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get this background music going here, just so we have something more charging. I want to say for those at home, I will tell you, it's clear. Whatever the liquor is, it's pretty clear. I have an idea that I wrote down, I'm gonna try and guess what it is, but we'll see. I told him not to smell it. Yeah, I have not smelled it. Cheers, fellas. Cheers, we'll be back.

I don't know if I know I had Just to kill you Is that what it was? Yeah. Oh, yeah, fuck You know what? It wasn't bad because the lime. I know it tastes like a- it just tasted like a like a funny margarita Yeah, that's supposed to be bush light Rita Genius So smart actually that was that wasn't bad at all. That was good. Yeah, so I it's bush light lime I put some lime juice in it as well just because I got a little cloudy. I was wondering so I did bush light lime Shot a lime juice shot a tequila, you know, so like you dropped the teal in so okay You know what I thought it was I thought it was rumple mints mmm like That's just it like with bush light line You brought that I didn't even know was bush light line Yeah, I wrote down what I thought it was cuz I just saw a clear shot and I'm like rumple mint sucks to most people I don't mind it, but like, it's not my favorite, but it's a clear shot.

When you told us it was, but I was in my head. I'm like, I bet this is because it's going to go around with the margarita a little bit. So it really wasn't bad. I would do it. It was totally good. I would totally do those again. That's that's I think that bush light lime. I hope that comes back. That's been versatile with a lot of different stuff. I hope they bring it's fucking good. Like, and we, I know we've talked about this before, but like the apple was my favorite, But I even with the apple if I had a couple of them like let's say we're on the boat all day Yeah, like after a couple you're like man. It's just too so much though. I am I don't get tired of I don't get tired of the line But I when we did when we mix the two together. I love that. I thought that was so good What's it called the the apple and lime together blimey or no a blapple? No, no Blimey was my name for the bush line. That's right Laple I think is what we came up with that was all we could muster up Because we try anyway. Yeah We come up short every day.

Don't ask us to come up with names or intros. But hey, we got a special one today. We got a real special episode here for you today. So one of the things we do talk a bunch about all the shit we're going to do, or we're going to come back to that. And we're coming back, folks. We are coming back from an early episode when Mike said, we could do a whole podcast on this. So guess what? This one's going to be a whole podcast on it. What is our topic, Mike? I feel like you have a treat for us first, and that might show what it is. I do. I do. Well, because I think it's important that we tell them what we're doing because I got the equipment to make sure we're prepared.

That's a good point. I'm looking out for you guys to make sure you're all safe. He literally is protecting us. because we're going to get into some deep confidential shit. We got some, our lives may be in danger after today. We all got jobs and all of our phones turned off in a safe with blocking technology to keep the government out of here. Cause I don't remember what episode it was, but we brought up conspiracy theories did. And it was great. Cause you're like, I'm pretty sure we do a whole topic, a whole podcast on this. And that's what we're going to do tonight. Because guys, let's be honest.

The earth is flat. We didn't walk on the moon. Nine one was an inside job. JFK was murdered by the CIA. I mean we can go for days. You know we all know it's all true. So I Forget what comedian said it. I don't even know I would nine for minutes comedian, but he's like you know There's people out there that don't believe in any Conspiracy theories like seriously like the government just batting a thousand like rise none like none of them are true Like which do you really think that none of them are kids crazy? You could so many have been proven to right? You know I mean like there's literal released CIA documents It's like nope that happened. Nope that happened like nope we did we armed Cuban friendlies to start to try to start a work JFK wasn't on board with it, but then he died We're having fun with it. We are not a conspiracy theory podcast We like to throw these out because nothing else they're fun to go down the rabbit hole So this is not knowledge. This is fun. Don't take this personal for whatever ones we picked out It is just a kind of a fun thing there for it But sorry if we trigger you, but we hope that you that's why I encourage you to have a little liquid drink It'll calm you down a little bit and then This is fun with us. Yeah, so this is your disclaimer for the whole episode. Yes Everything is allegedly yes Never ever trust your government with that being said boys. I got you armed. Okay, okay I hope it's a missile launcher. So what I did is I went ahead and I took care of you I'm gonna take my headphones off for saying it cuz they're not getting us okay. That's what I'm talking about here

Sorry for the crinkly yes, sorry, it's a little loud. I have my headphones. Oh shit How do I put my headphones on with this? You put your headphones on first No, it's gonna hold my hat on how do we look?

Erik's got a penis on his head. So you'll see they're all a little different. I'm not gonna lie. I didn't watch a YouTube video on our makeup. But we are not protected. We are now, hey, when you're going in deep like we are. It's true. Yeah, it's true. For the next hour or so the government ain't got shit on us. We are not raw doggin' this episode. What does Denzel say in, uh, in, uh, oh my god, what movie is that? I know this is a movie podcast Fuck what's all with him and Ethan Hawke Oh training day King Kong ain't got shit on me Ain't got shit on me So I think the way we're going to go is we We kind of wrote down a couple that we Each kind of want to talk about So I think we're going to kind of go one at a time That's a good idea I like that And just kind of talk through it so Mike I'm going to give you the floor first You are oh god Give us the first one that you Okay dipped your toe in and Yeah so I've got a few I love conspiracy theories. I do not believe most of them, but they're just fun.

I love listening to them. Real quick, I want to give a shout out to there's a YouTube show called The Y Files and it's probably my favorite podcast. The guy's been doing it for years. He's so good at he tells you at the end, this probably isn't true, but he gives you just all the information. The Y Files. It's so good. It's great. There's years of content on there. He's really good at it. One that I love and god i don't even know where i want to start because i have so many okay i'm going to start with this one just because i think there's no way so the great pyramid of giza i'm just going to put it out there so we've been told that slaves built it sure there's in my opinion zero chance that's true so there's two million three hundred thousand stones weighing between two and eighty tons each in that.

That's a Tuesday at the gym. I got a leg day, baby. Let's go. Lots of them were cut from a quarry hundreds of miles away. Cut perfectly because you got to remember with a pyramid, if you're even a quarter off inch a few places or even a couple by the top, you're fucked. It's wobbled. It is perfectly aligned. It's perfectly aligned within a sixteenth of an inch or something like that to true north there's more coming out just this year they did there's a I can't remember the technology it's called but they like LIDAR for like underground yeah yeah and the LIDAR stuff's kind of whatever let's heard that shit that's pretty interesting but yeah they're finding that there's these like giant pillars even underneath that go like hundreds of feet down that no one even knows about so the conspiracy always with a lot of people was that that this place was built by you know aliens or some technology way better than anything we currently have even like even now people have been like that would be very hard to like even with all the equipment we have currently have if we were going to try to build one it would be yeah and so laser levels and the whole thing that we have and yep there's all these copper rods in it and stuff and and water and so the the conspiracy was always that it was somehow tied to creating energy like it created it was a beacon of energy with and so now that these pillars and stuff have shown up this year that are underground it's like it's fucking it's it's leaning into it man i thought i heard something about it being like

fertilizer like them thing like it was generated well energy or fertilizer like so that's that's the shit that gets me like on these things i don't get into the fucking aliens man i don't get into that but like and it's fine i even believe that there could be aliens there could be all this shit. Like that's possible. Like the realm of possibility. But like, I think what I enjoy about these things is like trying to figure out why. Yeah. The, what is the why? Right. Like, like you're saying, like, you think about now, like how, how long did we go just with pools and just dumping chlorine in it and all this shit. And now you can save on chlorine by putting like copper in your pool filters, literally like a little piece of copper because it's actually, you know, science there's science to it like so like i love the whole concept of proving things out through science any any conspiracy theory you i like i like it when they go down the rabbit hole and try to prove some of the stuff right or wrong and then i think what ultimately comes out of that is then what was it for yeah you know what i mean because you don't just build something for nothing right especially that size like i mean art sure you put together art but not on that not on that scale you You know, like, I mean, I mean, you got to look at the rest of our world, though.

Like, there's a lot of people that do some shit. I'm like, there's no explanation for why they did that. But well, but I would say on a scale that. Yeah, on a scale like the pyramids, for sure. They had a reason on a scale when they did not have allegedly didn't have any technology. They used stone tools. And you know what I mean? Like, it just doesn't add up to me. Like, just even today, if we're going to spend all the time to do it, what would we do it for? You know, it'd be for, you know, it'd be for a casino in Vegas. You know, right. Well, then you look at all the higher voice and all this and that, you know, I don't know.

That's that's probably my favorite one, because I just think there had to be some outside force. And that does leave me because I want to ask you guys, do you believe in aliens? Because I'm not I believe that there's no way we're the only living thing in the entire universe. Well, now you've taken down a different one. But yes. Yeah. I just want to. Yes. Yeah. Just curious. I do. And yeah. And I have some other thoughts on this that I might get into later on one of mine here. for it yeah but uh yeah when i hear that's where i've always been with all the pyramids i just want to know why they built them you know i mean like what was the reason to do it so like when i've heard because it produced fertilizer or energy or whatever okay then that's something that makes like for a long time it's like figuring out what would they use this for helps then explain yeah But if it's nothing, then that's where I do go to aliens.

Like, there's no reason, like, they would use this. And I'd be like, well, then who the fuck would want to build it? You know what I mean? Like, somebody that's not, you know. And it also could be, like, it could still be aliens and still serve a purpose. Because the aliens may have a reason. If they are so much smarter and have way more technology, there's maybe a reason they put it here. So maybe we're doing something for them and we don't even know it. Or then not to get even too far down it or just open the door of something else. Well how the fuck was the world made how the you know I mean like maybe there's made the same fucking time Whether you believe it was yep a god or you believe it's the matrix or you believe or whatever was yeah fuck Maybe who made all this stuff, you know? I mean maybe they were just put there Yeah, you know what so that way it would increase tinfoil sales Do you get that back on the government's gonna get you hurry?

I swear to God if they drive to the wall right now don't say anything else until you get that back on Yeah, we have to have Shaun be quiet for a moment. He lost his head. I love Trump. I'm pro-government. Oh, my God. There we go. And I got to mind my PCQs while I get my... It's unprotected. We're going to get shot. So... I got to tighten it up a little bit. Okay, there we go. Do you think... What about you, Erik, as far as yes or no on aliens? So... Or anything outside of humans? I... So, generally speaking, when it comes to that stuff, I am always skeptical. I am a skeptic before a believer. that's i think that's good and i want i want some proof but i won't rule it out if there's not proof to the contrary so like that's how i feel with aliens ghosts all these things that like we don't know there could be another explanation we haven't found it yet yeah right so i'm saying are you a skeptic to is your natural instinct just to believe that they built it and they figured out how to do it or are you a skeptic that they built it or a skeptic that it was i mean because right now we're just told that they built it right i mean i was just saying skeptical to aliens in general like as far as like oh okay yeah sorry now when it comes to all with his thing lost a little memory there with the he got no fact so i think i do think that when it comes to the pyramids it's really interesting because their technology was so far beyond their means at the time sure so like i think of things like um i'll

go down a tiny side track but marvel eternals like they talk about how these aliens the eternals were aliens essentially come in and they're like trying to get the people to like become more civilized through like just small introductions of technology right they're just like yeah they're just like nudging us in the right direction but they're not like taking over or they're not doing it in selfish sense to be like we you know so anyway as it's been told on other podcasts of their gifts that help us learn yeah yeah so like i i think things like that seem realistic especially when you talk about ancient egypt but i also still fully believe there are scientific explanations for certain pieces of it like you think about all those things that are buried down where you're like how the hell did they go down there we're not taking into account the fact that sand moves around a lot and the wind and all these things like erosion and all this stuff over thousands of years can make a big difference now we understand a lot of that so we should be able to sort of explain it but well and sometimes i think the amount of time just gets so much you know it's kind of like when you're like trying to explain a million dollars to a billion dollars you know i mean like somebody you know what i mean but it's like now do that and go reverse right and figure out the time like there's no way they had that so there's no way this happened but are we i mean we're judging what earth looks like today even though you know and different than back then right

yeah my thing is just always going to be at the end of the day i can't find it feasible and no matter the amount of slaves for how heavy those stones are and how perfectly they are cut not only placed cut and placed right it's like they put a jigsaw the biggest jigsaw puzzle ever together but they made the pieces but then even if it was cement built you know in forms and mold and then it formed that perfect right like yeah so we just had our driveway poured and there is plenty of arty blemishes in that so that's all i'll say about it and i i think we should end on this and I think we should all just be put on the spot on everything we talk about.

I say that it was not built by slaves. It was either an outside force or something way technologically advanced more than us. That's my opinion. So I would agree with that. I think there's more. I don't think we have the answer yet is what I would say. Yeah. And whether it aliens or just that technology might have been greater than we knew then or then our um you know we didn you know we think it could have been built longer before with you know they could have you know, whatever. So yeah. Yeah. I think generally speaking, I, the most, I don't know, I hate to say realistic because it's shit that we can't prove, but like it is that there was some sort of technology advancement that was unnatural there whether that was aliens or whatever something introduced something to them that they had that didn't get recorded and didn't continue on and yeah so i you know that i i lean in that direction yeah um but yeah so like with all these things because we didn't write shit down and have social media to record everything and whatever else nobody has any fucking god one iphone could have fixed all this right yeah so you heard your first folks the the the pyramid was built by aliens yeah allegedly thank you okay so i'm gonna go ahead and build right off of that one yeah whoever's

next all right um have you heard about the mars theory hmm terrible candy bar but no no that the mars was the original planet that was that inhabited life did you hear this i forgot about yeah and then we came okay and so then i don't believe or this theory is that like our ancestors were actually on mars years ago and then an event happened there that caused them to move here and then the first people here were actually then they built this up they built this planet up to be in what they were martians they're martians they were martians of where it comes from and one of the biggest things out there is that there's an element on the periodic table that only shows up after or that we've done it here the only time that element has shown up is after a nuclear blast so when we've done a test you've been able to do it so the theory is that that element is also on mars so the theory is that they had some sort of a nuclear explosion then came over here.

Now, that also throws into to, you know, double up on yours how little we know. Right? Like, we think we know, but for all we know that there could have been events that happened all over the place, right? There was dinosaurs and then there weren't there. You know what I mean? Like, the stuff that there could have been this great technology and they fucking blew themselves up. That's true. You know, like we could knock on wood, fucking hope it doesn't happen to us right now being dipshits. You know what I mean? Like, but these, these catastrophic events that could happen very easily, you know, and maybe it happened again.

And over time it fixes itself. Right. Or right now we're trying to go back to Mars. Right. and supposedly there's all these videos of there's real um cliffs or levels there that aren't like natural cut in there you know what i mean like that looked like they would be a city you know and then blown over there for it so i just thought it was interesting to think of if and because of when they came here what they had there's no great story you know there's no way to tell like like if it would happen to us if this would end and we some people lived and made it to another planet and then start all over you wouldn't know yeah right you wouldn't know the only thing would be on what whatever they took to get here right right but that's all you would have but there could be so few of those that's like and by now you're never gonna find well and by time it could have been totally different language they're speaking right like it could have been a totally way to communicate different way to communicate that changed throughout whatever like it got better Or yeah, so it's true. They came here on the pyramids. Those are the spaceships My god, I would say mind-blown, but I can't take this off Okay, but and also like the hey, don't give me the answer that the fucking what do we do with these pyramids?

Well, we fucking wrote them down here. Yeah, we fucking light them on fire right back to Mars. God damn it. Let's go home They go underground like this thing. They'll take it right back tomorrow. Where's the where's the fewest? We got it. We got it fuck out of here And that's the other thing like they could be in the ocean like do you think that's what hold on? I think that's why we're into fireworks and fourth of July Maybe that's our true patriarch is that we know if we dig down and light those motherfuckers and jump on we're going America Fuck yeah Save the motherfucking day. Yeah, we dig it down You know Put it right on there and crack it right that guy girl book men are from Mars Chicks are for Venus. Yeah, I think it's what I'm going to check.

You know, whatever you know what I mean? So, all right, boys, we're all going back to Mars. We have like three girl followers. So like that makes me think about like the nukes. I mean, we were we were at a point in the Cold War where it was like this could be hold on. But do you know the thing behind that too? And that was one. No, but like all alien activity UFOs, all that shit. It spiked. So like it got popular after the bombs got dropped. And the theory is, is like they saw us and they're like, Hey, fucking knock it off. You know what I mean? They're like, don't blow your fucking self. Yeah. They're like, we need to watch these idiots. Cause they, they, they, they don't have the wherewithal to fucking, they don't know what they just know.

They're setting off the big fireworks. Yeah. Well, like, Oh, we got to get down there. I think I thought of that if we're just like, we are their video game. Like they're just like, we are their reality TV. They're eating popcorn somewhere like these guys are fucking look at these idiots with tinfoil on their heads talking about us And they have no idea what they're talking about or right now. They're going those fuckers found the tinfoil Yeah, they can't you try to hear my thought They lost us right they they had us they had us earlier today Like that fucking skeletons get over the circle moving around they're like the secret sauce is but I like tequila and tinfoil Wait, did they send us Bud Light Line to get us on? God damn it. Well, there's a reason why Yeah, but that's if you're listening right now We don't know either because I know in your head you're going what the fuck is happening right now. We have no idea Yeah, everybody everybody is like this is this is the most off the tracks I guess whatever. I will just like to say we should call this episode dipping the tip That's what we're doing. Just for a second. Is it this tip?

Just a tip. Just for a minute Seattle feels we have There is like far better to go. There's far better podcasts Like real research and everything else behind it. Did you protect the middle finger? Where's the dad? Oh, no Where is it? You did? Oh Oh, thank God. Oh, my God. That was close. I don't know. I don't know which cameras on it. It's safe. It's safe. Fuck you. And we're good. Yeah. This is our message. Everybody trying to listen. Yeah. Hey, government. Not our listeners. Fuck you. Not listeners. We got you. Yeah. Old gold thing here. It's covered like a Jimmy hat. What about you, Erik? What's yours?

Oh, so I. some of mine like I've got I've got one that's a little more tame but I'll start with my more my next one's fun my next one's a silly one but I don't know I don't even know if it's that fun but yeah I think all of them are fun well silly okay so I my big thing is I think a lot of times are things that are occurring in our world government wise are distractions like they're literally trying to say look over here and i i think that it happens it used to be more effective and now because people can like put everything out on the internet like it's easier to call them out a little bit well or it's just not as centralized right like where we used to get our information from was so centralized that now anyways i mean no i totally I know I totally jumped on Erik's.

No, I know. Yeah, I know you're saying. But like, as opposed to just getting like four networks on board. Now it's like you know, everybody, a lot of people get their news on TikTok, which also means we also have to listen to all the dipshits on their tail. But yeah, so the one that kind of caught me was that Frozen, the movie Frozen was a distraction. Like it was what? Put out there. Wait, it was weird. I've never heard this so just so you guys real quick let it go let it go just so Schulte knows we did a little research on this one nowhere near what you do Erik but like we did a little research and Ashley was helping me today and anyways keep going yeah so like frozen was made so that people like when they search Disney Frozen it didn't come up with Walt Disney's head being frozen oh shit that's funny like it's like because that's a legit thing that happened yeah it's like a good people yeah googling it and yeah to look after yeah Walt Disney so you went ahead and made a they wouldn't have made a movie so they made a movie just to be like look over here so every time you take photos in Disney it goes it goes to that and see that fucking Walt Disney's head on ice, which is a true thing, which by the way, where on ice is it?

Well, I mean, you're throwing around like it's true. Like, you know, it is true. His head is on ice. It's like it's like Google air. Come on. I'm working on it. Pull it up. It's legit. I swear to God, it's legit. I read it like years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Where does not on the internet? Yeah. Urban legend. Shut the fuck up. No, it's not. You are going on like you fucking saw the head. Don't listen to a little fuck. Okay. So there's no evidence to support it. Disney's daughter has also stated that he was cremated and he had no interest in cryogenics. Hold on. This is the Mandala thing. Because I'm telling you, I Googled that years ago and there was a statement from him before he cut his head off.

And he was like, I'm putting my head on ice. Like, yeah, this is the what? I just. I'm going to get it. Don't steal my thunder on that. Mandala. Mandala. Mandala. Mandala. I think the Mandala. Yeah. You know what I'm saying. All right, fuck you, Disney. God damn it. You know what? Now I hate Frozen. I love that movie. But I mean, there you go. So nobody knows where it actually came from. In 1964, there was a guy that published a book about the prospect of immortality and kind of the whole concept of cryogenic preservation before it was even anywhere in the realm of possibility of saving people.

So when did that come out and when did Star Wars come out? Good point. So what I was gonna finish saying like that book a year later Disney died and that's I think like people are theorized. I swear that was real. I Really believe that I thought his head was on ice somewhere. There you go You know if you're listening don't listen to anything I say for us No, no, I think now you're thinking clear because you get that tin foil on I guess Okay, but also I said this info is hot as shit. It's hot. I was like the same We're cooking our brains bro. Like my head is hot. I miss my hat. That's how they that's how they get you All right, so we get you to take it off Did I'll take it off for free? Let's go That ain't a conspiracy theory. That's a problem. Yeah All right, what's next one another one? Okay, what you got so God I just want to make sure I can get to my favorite one, but okay my other one of your favorite. No, no, no, no We'll get there. So Grand Canyon beautiful all that right you know there's certain parts of it that no one is allowed to go in or see or view you can't put drones over it you cannot walk in it like yeah i've heard about that yeah okay so there's this story and again remember that we are just bullshitting i'm some of these are not going to be true it's just what i read okay some of them i read on the internet so So there's certain, like this guy went down there and I wrote his name down and now I can't find it.

But anyway, oh yeah, G.E. Kincaid was his name. And he went down there and he found these caverns with like hieroglyphs. There were statues. And now it's closed off to the public. You still to this day cannot go there. And there's stories where like people have tried getting close and these black helicopters come out and like fucking run people off. And I thought I read one story where, but I'm confusing it with the next one. where someone got so close to like the helicopter landed and they were like these guys got out and they're in like not suits they're in military gear but there's no it's not like their army they're not there's no patches oh yeah there's no they're just in tactical gear and they're like you have one chance to get the fuck out of here basically so it's just crazy to me that there's that and then there's like there's forbidden areas there's um oh what was it oh there were the caverns were so big according to him that when he when he found it originally that like it seemed like an underground city big enough easily to hold 50 000 people and it seemed like it connected through all like he walked so far that he could have kept going at any point he tried making maps and all that but then it came out later uh the smithsonian was invited to like kind of join it and then there was no record of it anymore and the smithsonian said it wasn't true but you can't you can't go there now so it's like i don't know i i feel like anything that's in a national park or like i understand if you can't go there because a certain wildlife or whatever you're he's looking at me like he's about to disprove me on something well maybe but

i i think where you're at with the national park keep going you keep it up eric and you're here to lose that fucking tip of my hat. I'm going to call the governor here myself. You look like a penis a little. That's why I have the penis hat, right? It's old tan. Oh, that's what I should have said. You've got the biggest cock in the block. Yeah, I guess my point is, I think it's weird that anywhere in the country is so forbidden that they are keeping you away to that level. Fine if they're keeping you away, but why has no one ever been allowed to? There's no pictures, there's no video. That's fucking weird.

I had to look because I'm like, Like this is one that I've briefly looked into, but didn't spend a lot of time on it. I just did a quick search. There are areas of the Grand Canyon that are restricted for very good reasons. One is an asbestos mine. You should not go there. Like it's not safe. So don't go. I'm an American. No one tells me what to do. I chew that shit for breakfast. There's, there's salt mines. There's also areas of it that are technically part of tribal lands. There's things like that that are they're completely closed for like legitimate. Okay. So asbestos I get, if it's tribal lands, is the tribe, is anyone from the tribe still there?

I'm guessing not. So then what is it? Because we fucked, we never gave a fuck about the other. Yeah. I'm sorry. We can't put a casino on it. So this one's forbidden. Like they paid some lawsuits over that. Well, yeah. Those lines are pretty solid. And the asbestos thing, that makes sense. But like to go to the extreme, we're like, like people are like, literally, they know if you get close to the drone or anything that like asbestos is going to hurt a drone why is there no photos fair no fair i agree no so my my big thing is i think things like that it would be a whole different i would have a whole different belief if that person that says that this exists had some sort of proof the problem was but can you look up his name ge kincaid because i think it was so long ago i don't i don't even know if there was like camp like i can't remember the year it was. So that's when he sucks. If that happened so long ago he couldn't have proof. Because again he said he found it on his own and then I thought I read he was supposed to go back and then no one ever went back. Like they weren't allowed. This makes me think about That was a A lot of the theories here show that they think it was a lost Egyptian cave. Yeah there was a lot of iron prison bars.

I just have to point out you're getting your same information for where Mike got his information. I mean, it's the same internet. We're all worshiping the other people. Hey, shout out to Google for this podcast. Thanks for sponsoring us. We appreciate it. 100% fair.

But because I've heard that too, right? So to me, that's my point that I want to say. I want to go back to the national parks. Okay. Well, there'd be a reason, another reason then why we would have put all the money to keep things in national parks what a great place to hide things that yeah that are vast spread out that are more than just i mean i want to believe that it is just the right thing to do greater good and not like we're hiding shit yeah i mean if i was gonna hide it i'd hide it right there you know can it be both though like agreed but here's the thing everyone goes why are they why would they hide that well here's here in my opinion if there's i don't want to get into religion too much because i it's just too big of a hole to go down and i didn't research enough before this but i think if there's things in the past that contradict too much religion that's bad news for a lot of people i think it's about keeping the masses calm and sticking to whatever storyline they can get us to stick to and calling it good because if you find something that all of a sudden knocks all out of the water and calls it all bullshit that's a big problem and that's not just here there's go blackie go oh my god go blackie go becky tech b i'm messing up in turkey and that like they're the reason they say that it's not being excavated all the way because they've stopped doing it is because it's going to mess up the religion over there so i don't know so but i think that works on it works on the uh religious end but it also works

on the science end yeah that science has spent a lot of money saying this is the way it is they don't want to be wrong either you know i mean like so call religion call science call whatever call you know i mean call balls and strikes at the same way like nobody wants to be wrong right and and when we have this mass theory there's a lot on the line for some of these things you know that i think i think when it comes to science though scientists typically are trying to prove right or wrong whatever they are now i do think there's probably people out there that have like made their livelihood off of xyz science and they're like resistant to somebody proving them wrong but that's more individual based than science community as a whole like mostly science wants the facts they want this and i don't i don't disagree with that but the one thing that i will say for it being so science it changes a lot it proves itself wrong a lot so then to be like well it fucking science believe it okay but it it does get proven so and which it should be like i all for it i just the the like that hiding behind it is you know and we won't go too far down this rabbit hole because we've always said we don't do this but what i would say is we know like when it comes to science the reason science gets proven wrong all the time is they're willing to be proven wrong science is also proven science versus like you tell somebody you know xyz deity doesn't exist they're probably gonna fucking be very mad at you

and start a war sure you know like that actually do yeah religion science doesn't start worse religion starts worse so that's like the kind of craziness of that the side of those different things but it is at the same time i would agree you don't want to be wrong right no matter who you are you'd like if you're religious or if you're scientists and i came up with this theory i don't want to be wrong that doesn't mean that someone won't prove me wrong on their end you know 100 percent that's that's what the the belief is with that i so okay so the last bit on this uh theory because i think it's it's a good one and i wanted to add something on mike's side of it have you guys seen the movie or the tv show paradise uh just on hulu like last year yeah yeah yeah or they wonder around they essentially there was some catastrophic show or like a real tv show it's on hulu wait what some sort of catastrophic event occurs we don't know this is what i was talking about this weekend it's paradise sorry what's it paradise okay go ahead um some sort of catastrophic event occurs we don't really know kind of seems like maybe nukes or something but like you know the united states is uninhabitable on the surface they don't get into that part but there you just know it's bad something's bad uh they take like the smartest people scientists wise they take leaders political leaders they take you know all kinds of different people and they have x number of seats essentially and they put them in a bunker and it's under the under the mountains in colorado holy shit so like when you think about things like something being

restricted yeah government access wise they could be high like when you said something like massive caves with structures and all this yeah like to me i'm like they will keep something like that secret because Everybody's going there Show up to the party right now over like all the billionaires are building underground bunkers and like underground cities for the elites and like The thing the thing I forgot about is like yeah, is anyone and we don't have to go on this far I promise only talk about it for one to two minutes the Denver Airport I just talked about it as an overall I wasn't gonna get well But it's funny because we're talking about fucking Colorado. It's like the fucking Denver Airport is creepy as shit And like I don't know man. It's I love that they've leaned into it with all their like by the way makes you have to piss really bad Do you have to be let's time in this man? Can we air we take our first pause ever have we ever pause?

You know just so you guys know the government might shut us down here for a moment. No, I'm leaving back after All right. We have just been informed that the construction at the Denver airport is complete.

I don't even remember what we were talking about. A dude walked in in a suit and then all of a sudden I'm like, I have tinfoil on my head. Somebody hit me with a forget me stick. Yeah. Jesus Christ. So God, how about them cubs? What were we even talking about? So all the rich people living in Denver. Yeah. You can't fucking stop us. we didn't look at it right late but anyways we're on to your but that wasn't anything that we're deep on right no i think we can move on to our other ones that we got what's the next one mike's got one no what do you want me to do i've already did two yeah okay so have you heard the mountain dew theories no what the conspiracy of mountain dew marketing hold on is this a joke or like you just made one up on your own no no no i mean again like i'll be loaded on the internet so Who knows, but it's pretty real then.

Okay. So every time Mountain Dew like does a marketing thing where they come out with like a new like drink type deal, something happens. Oh, like a new flavor. So in 2001, they came out with code red. Three months later, 9-11 happens.

I don't know. I didn't write down the year, but Maui burst when they came out with Maui burst. Three months later, the Maui fires happen. Oh, Jesus. Really? Yeah. Star Spangled Splash was another one that they had. And do you know who wrote the Star Spangled Banner? Francis Scott Key. Yep. That bridge fell in Baltimore. That was the name of that bridge? That was the name of that bridge that fell in Baltimore. Holy shit. Pitch Black they came out with. And Erica probably know this. IT had a huge blackout. There was a bunch of things. There was a lot of yeah what was that i don't remember when oh okay that's fine i didn't have any of the dates of this stuff i only had the first one because of 9 11. um here's the crazy one of the whole thing um oh i'm sorry tropical swirl they came out with hurricane there was all came there there's um crazy hurricanes down in southeast america that they just they couldn't stop and it was over and and over and over again it was right after like three months after that came out or that was yeah it was like three months afterwards and that one came out so here's the fucked up one mango rush okay mango rush dropped in dropped may 5th mango mustache no mango rush mango rush dropped in may 5th okay on email yep well sorry i'm just trying to i'm trying to guess the joke

No, no, there's no joke. This is five five. So On the fourth of July, it was on all the floods hit Texas. Oh Just now mm-hmm What the fuck that's weird That's a lot of things that you know You're kind of connecting some loose ones, but I was here this I'm like It's still like the Francis Scott key one like that's kind of weird But like that one was a little bit of a stretch for me like when you have to take two steps. I'm going Yeah, yes, but I don't disagree but like I've heard of this though. Sorry I've heard of the Maui burst is my first like you know, the 9-11 one is pretty big even if it was Oh, right. I mean, I don't know. You know, it feels like airplane or so. I don't know like Could have been a little bit more spot-on but It's still pretty I don't know that's kind of crazy. I've never I just can't believe I've never even heard of that one Yeah, I've heard of that one so what was funny was when I was listening to this or when I was searching this today the guys that came out with it they said there's a new one coming out called Mango Rush you said that one because why not but so they didn't know this they recorded this in May and they go Mango Rush and they go and the guy goes floods winds are going to be a flood and the other guy goes well check and see where the most amount of Mountain Dew is sold most amount of Mountain Dew is sold is in Houston Texas really so they he goes so what there's gonna be floods in houston texas now there wasn't it wasn't

in houston yeah it was in fucking texas you know like so i was like they don't know i mean they're just guys that were just literally it was like a tiktok that they were talking about but yeah in may they're going oh mango rush that would be that would equal a flood yeah and then they're like for them to think where would where was the most amount of mountain dew sold and i'll be honest i would have guessed like Kentucky like the back hills of fucking just let people use it's huge huge a so you gotta you know a big thing there you know what and I love diet Mountain Dew I'm not drinking it ever again okay lost me as a customer hey here's not ruining the world what is the thing I think diet Mountain Dew safe it's when they run all this that's true I mean old school yeah stick to your old school we're fine I mean yeah I guess we could also maybe blame alcoholism on them I mean it was built it was constructed as a mixture Your Mountain Dew was made to be a mixer with that's true. That's true So and I don't think I've ever fucking had it with well, and that's funny. So there's not a lot of drinks I feel like that are mixed with Mountain Dew. I mean that's a whole other side topic. I mean there's some You lost my top for a minute. No, that's twice Future drink Mountain Dew and whiskey If your husband comes home and isn't acting like himself the government got to know it's every time I think every time time I nail it, the government figures out how to pull the shit off.

The CEO of Mountain Dew is like, get him, fuck him. Take him down. I like that one. I like the fun ones. I've never heard of that one. Next time you see a release of Mountain Dew, take a look a little bit. What could happen with this release? Maybe, I don't know, fuck, go ride the wave. Yeah, if it's called like Iowa rush fucking go out and go out of town for a couple weeks You know, maybe you know get your wakeboard and let's write I mean, I feel like that's what we do. Yeah, that is what we would do. We'd try to watch it grab our mountain doing whiskey and That's true. This is a little less will sit on my back covered porch and watch the whole thing. I were so done. I love it Okay, so I have another fun one. Yeah so there's a theory out there that, you know, our wives probably have more of this than we do, but Starbucks, you know, okay, sure.

Everybody goes there and they order and they get the wrong fucking name on there. Car is a fucking big customer. Yeah. Yeah. But it's not Kara. It's like Tara or it's like, Oh, how they fuck up the name. Yeah. Aaron will be Karen all the time. But like, so like some of those, it's really easy because you can be like, it's just, I'm not hearing through Aaron Karen while it's busy. Yeah, but you can see there but like sometimes it's like Aaron becomes Mary like what the fuck how did you get Mary out of that? That is weird. That's always the one that sits there where everyone kind of looks around They're like no fucking Mary here. That's why I know I ordered one of those drinks But it's like so the theory is that they sometimes like do that just to generate social media Posts oh, I could totally see it. I like intentionally misspell people shit to like Okay, so then my mind goes to well, how do they get these little baristas making eight bucks and or ten?

I don't know what they make whatever an hour to do that, but they probably only pick certain ones. So yeah I mean either way you gotta find a way to fuck with people. So I'm all for that I was gonna say if I was a barista. I feel like I would spell everyone's name wrong Just I would do it on purpose. I know you like hey person that sounds like a robot. Yeah, whatever like just say shit Like my favorite videos, you know how like influencer like young kids like they get Starbucks and they're like I gotta get my picture and my selfie of me holding it so this guy this like yeah, he's probably like 17 He's like you know I fuck up everyone stay all day I put the sticker over the Starbucks logo that way they can't get a picture with the fucking Yeah Yeah, that's that's the kind of people we need to power right here that government good That is so good.

Yeah, that's my favorite. I'd be back there like poor choice of shirt today. You know, like your nipples are showing. Bumblebee tuna. Oh, wait, that's your balls are showing. Close enough, whatever. Jesus Christ.

Hold on, let me check with the middle finger. Okay, yeah. He wants to talk about this one. He's still protected. He's still a little strong. Yeah, we missed him. We've forgotten to bring him out a couple times. But he's been back there like we've talked about he's all reliable. So yes, like missionary and bush light as we've said so Okay, it's got a Sheffler That motherfucker man is that conspiracy theory? No, okay, but could be There's no better way than I've heard him described as he's just the missionary of golf. He really he's He's Tiger Woods man is like he's so just boring and like Just go through and just do what I do got a shoveler and fucking Tim Duncan just the mission area of sports. I Don't know Rory Dresden. Anyway, we're not gonna golf fucking kick now, but uh So am I up for the third one?

I'm gonna hear the clue. I'm gonna get away. It's gonna. No, Erik's got another one. Erik's got a closer. So here we go. If we need one We got yep This is about Antarctica So I think I added a syllable there Antarctica so Has anyone heard of Operation High Jump? This is like my favorite conspiracy theory of all time. 1946, the U.S. sends out a fleet to go to Antarctica because they said it was training and to see if we could set up a base there and all this kind of stuff. No big deal, right? So Admiral Richard E. Byrd goes. He led it. Admiral Richard E. Byrd. Richard E. Byrd. And I believe bird fucker was meant to be a leader right like you just like yeah, that is a strong One mission for you yeah you Congratulations your dad fucking proud They were chilling and they were like off fuck dick birds coming fucking dick bird Yeah, you made your dad like that was a name. It was built to be an air correct me if I'm wrong But I it's so if anyone's googling this stuff. I believe his last name spelled byrd. It's not like yes, okay, so anyway, he goes there.

The mission is supposed to last four to six months. It was shut down after six weeks. They came back and gave very run-of-the-mill answers like, yeah, no, we just completed what we wanted to early. But they lost a lot of the fleet. There was casualties. People died. And they blamed it on weather and whatever, which, again, it's possible. But another guy that was in command there was Secretary of Navy James Forrestal. and he so bird gets back they find this journal it's not confirmed but if again if you're the government and you like didn't want something to come out you're going to be like well we can't confirm that it was his journal or whatever this is going to sound crazy and you can go way down the hole and i want to tell everyone that that's listening if you want to go down the hole of this there's like the coolest episode of something i've seen because this it brings in nazis aliens it's crazy but it's robert seffer s-e-p-h-e-r and it's called antarctica disclosed on youtube um but anyway i've heard about like the dude tips like the well because all the trap all right sorry no you're fine but there's so much shit about antarctica like no one owns it it's like we have this treaty with all the countries that's like basically it's owned by everyone but and it's the only treaty ever where i'm just like nope we're good we don't want to find it it's the only thing trump hasn't tried to buy back yeah that's where the martian ships are yeah they're hiding Under the Arctic that's so that you know and you know what it's Nazi aliens Supposedly so there's a lot of power and everything under there, but there's a real estate for sale and Trump didn't try to

Well did try to rename it or make it his yeah exactly so but this whole thing was General bird allegedly saw and spoke to like there was literally he saw Flying saucer so UFOs with swastika's on them. I I and I know it sounds crazy, but the legend is is that so the not the rest of them some crazy It's just no just this part. Yeah, cuz you're like watchers what the fuck but that the Nazis like some of the high-ranking Ones and like we remember I think it was operation paperclip is how we stole a bunch of their scientists and stuff like that But a lot of them escaped and went there and that's where they're and so they have all these submarines hidden under the ice because they did like we couldn't find like 50 of their submarines we lost a bunch of the scientists and stuff like that so allegedly they're all there well that forest all that went there he got back was talking about it got committed a couple weeks later and committed suicide like a couple weeks later committed suicide and what i read was a building that like you could not easily get into and he just like walked off the top of the building or something like that which sounds Not very feasible, but whatever so I got Epstein But just for all the ways you said to kill himself was the jump off the fucking building like you like let's go to the top and just That's I love that I mean, that's the way most people do it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I don't know there's a lot of because we all look like Nazi technology was huge I mean like everyone I was like, you know Volkswagen and all stuff like I mean that's all where it stems from like they had great scientists and stuff like that so

it supposedly it was something where like a deal got struck and we weren't allowed to talk about it now no one goes there there's just like grand canyon there's certain parts like you can't go to and there's just off limits it's off limits so i don't know it's a fun one i definitely recommend going down the hole because it's definitely my favorite one and we all love going down the hole that one's that one's a little far out there for me but i can i can believe so but i can totally jump on some of those. Here's the thing. Take away the UFOs with swastikas on it. But what if, allegedly, the big thing was that there was UFOs. So, like, apparently, when they flew over, they guided them out of there and was basically like, get the fuck out of here. Like, they struck a deal. Like, America and them.

Like, leave us alone. We won't basically demolish your whole country. Everybody is... The rest of the world went, yeah, we're all in agreement. We're good. Leave them alone. so that's also like the least inhabitable place ever exactly that would make sense for some but if you're in a sun i mean you could have a whole city like like let's say you had technology to have a big like a like a floating city underwater that's basically a giant submarine you could be there forever but in theory like the aliens have better technology than we do so for them to be in a place where we can't go can't go makes sense right like i mean like and you know again like hiding in plain sight you know like you know like the desert and the arctic are places that are very tough for us they're tough for us to go like so and they're vast like they're they're big areas so it's not like well because so even if you go out there and we can we have enough shit that we can get together and we can hold it together there for six months yeah it's like you can't even get through like a quarter of like how big you know or like well because people talk about like how we haven't discovered X amount of the Amazon rainforest. Yeah. The ocean is fucking terrifying. Well, we haven't, we haven't seen, we haven't scratched the surface of that.

One thing for Alvacet is just width and you know, whatever, but then the depth is unbelievable. Uncharted. There's certain areas where we don't even know how fucking deep it goes. We have no, we have no technology to get down there. Right. But that's the other thing. In the past few years, there's been reports of things shooting out of the water. So it's like, making a wake hey oh no no no no propulsion just it's gonna happen when we're down and fucking government we're just kidding we're gonna be down here on the ozarks drunk as fucking our boat and then it gonna be okay but why did you see that if only someone could have their phone on them one time because there never any like good video you know I mean can we get one HD video of like something crazy It be like I want Bigfoot just beaten off you know on a log Look at a toad whatever. Yeah, I mean we didn't talk I don't want to go down a Bigfoot rabbit hole, but we didn't talk about that. There's you know It was on my list, but it's kind of like everyone So I just need our air to you. I don't know otherwise. I was just gonna name some of that just throw out one Oh, yeah.

Roll through some and then I'll tell you my list. They have nothing to do with anything. So, flat earth. Not true. How about this? You say it and we'll just say like, yes, no. Flat earth. Landing on the moon. No. Either or not. Who shot JFK? CIA. Airplanes in the sky. That's legit. The weather chemical. Chemtrails. Chemtrails. Yeah. Thank you.

The corn equals high humidity. Corn sweat. Court like totally believes I've attached it says corn sweat to tramp Area 51 right in the aliens. Yeah, the Denver Airport ball, Disney on ice Apparently I was wrong. Oh my god. Is that what they do? Disney on ice?

This monster right I've heard that's a whale's dick. Well, whatever and then living or living in the matrix. We're just on a simulation.

That freaked myself out. Those are some big ones that I was like simulation. I'm like, then we are. There's nothing we can do about it. If it's true. If it's God simulation or a computer guy. I think we talked about this on a movie one or somewhere. I was like, Cypher goes, ignorance is bliss. There's nothing you can do about it. I just want to know how I can hack it and be you know, but do you want to? I would like to look like Brad Pitt. I mean, okay, that's fair. I wouldn't mind to have old Barry. What's he wouldn't pick? Barry McCockeners. Old berries. You don't pick Keanu Reeves or Nicholas Cage or how dare you? God.

Brad Pitt. I'm going to steal the declaration. He's already trying to give me handies over the desk enough. I don't need to be able to go. That's true. By the way, that's why sometimes you don't see this It's places. We're just going to leave it at that. The middle finger is places.

That's what we call a showstopper. Okay. Erik's got the closer. I got the last one and then I'll do a joke and it's not going to be a dad joke. So I'm off the rails on that. You guys are lucky if you're listening right now. Okay. So, uh, mine is a general concept of the Mandela effect. Like this is some dollar. Yeah.

Nelson Mandala. I had to look this up just now why it's called the Mandela effect. Cause like, I always like, I'm like, well, it's the fruit of loom corticopia and it's these things. Yeah. That's like, there's all these things that I'm like, man, I fucking remember it being that way. I do want to hear more of those. Yeah. So, okay. So we'll go through some of those, But the reason that it's called the Mandela effect is the original one of these was a lady named Fiona Broom, a paranormal researcher, noticed that many people, including herself, distinctly remembered Nelson Mandela dying in prison in the 1980s.

This was a false memory. It was released in 1990, and he lived until 2013. He was released in 1990. Hold on, that's funny because I remember thinking he died, but then I also remember when he actually died and I was told he died and I was like, fuck, I thought he died in prison. I remember hearing that. Holy shit. See, I was lost to this whole thing until I started watching movies and I'm like, oh. Yeah.

That's why it's called the Mandela effect. Oh my god, I was right. Nelson Mandela. Okay, go ahead. What are some of the ones that hit this? okay so there's a lot out there there's a ton yeah um so uh so you say it and we'll say if like the one that always sticks in my head is the fruit of the loom one so like does fruit of the loom have a cornucopia in the logo i remember to have a cornucopia it doesn't allegedly now allegedly i always oh sorry go ahead no go ahead because the one that always sticks out in my head is the berenstein bears or the baron oh berenstein or berenstein early yeah it's spelled different a lot of them are how it's spelled which is kind of interesting to me because i don't some of these i'm like i don't know if i remember so looney tunes yeah oh oh yeah oh two tunes like cartoons or tunes like a song it's it's t-o-o-n there's literally pictures here that show both But they say that the correct way is T-U-N, like tunes, right?

Yeah. Oh, I always thought it was T-O-O because they're cartoons. Yeah, but they don't, right? And that one that says that that's the one that's false. Yeah. Really? It makes no sense because I remember it being T-O-O-N-S. Always, yeah. The Berenstain or Berenstain Bears. Yeah. I don't remember that one. I remember the Berenstain Bears. I always thought it was Berenstain. yeah I thought it was steam well I should say I remember because that's what was pointed out to me and I always remembered it being barren steam and that's a good point like when someone points out to you then it was like the first one I heard I'm like the fuck that like yeah I had the books my parents read it to me it was the bear scene bears all the time yeah yeah not the same yeah uh curious George doesn't have a tail what wait what no wait no bullshit the monkey doesn't have a tail really are you freaking out a little bit yeah i i fucking remember a tail i just would assume he had i don't really remember the tail he's a fucking monkey yeah how do you how do you spell febreze like the uh fabric f-e-b-r-e-e-z-e nope there's not two e's bullshit i have a bottle on my counter right now literally all right i'm gonna phone a picture when it comes home I don't know if anybody has a picture of one with two easy should but now it's now they're fucking me the government got to it The old one you got to have you got the tinfoil I'd protect you man. How do you spell Oscar Meyer?

I'm afraid to talk to me why er but no is me why er? right the correct way me I Can tell you how to spell baloney only because that's a ologena name yeah otherwise I know no yeah but it's m-a-y-e-r that's what they say a brand-case band-aid stuck on now everybody thinks it's m-e-y-e-r but it's m-a-y-e-r according to this don't believe it yeah well the sketchers one I did know so sketchers sketchers is one people think it has the brain in it I've never seen it have a tea in it no no I don't ever remember a tea But I don't remember sketchers Image until they got cool. Yeah, like tell or I got old. Yeah Our sketch I lost my hat or sketch was cool. No Fuck if you put every worn them though. They're sorry. I know that sounded weird, but I don't know old guy shoes, which is great Okay, a six and sketchers and we got a six. We got the balance new balance. Yeah, we got the old man shoes yeah but i mean there ain't nothing to feel like a sketch or anyways they have great support yeah fruit loops what about it how do you spell it how do you spell it l-o-o-p-s no the fruit part f-r-u-i-t it's there's two o's yep f-r-o-o-o because i feel like it's fruit loops the boat all four are o's of the fruit loops they're the actual cereal i remember i feel

and i actually remember that makes sense to me fruit loops like fruit yeah fruit then loops yeah everybody thinks it has the ui but it does not is there any with like images like the like the fruit of the loom thing because i thought there was like more of those with me yeah so let me see if i can find that uh one more that just came across that's kind of funny how about the monopoly man does he have a monocle yeah no he doesn't he does not he does not i remember him having one in You know why you remember that fucking Ace Ventura because he grabs my guys look at me. I'm not a guy Do not pass go do not collect $200. I think he had Diddy, but what does that say it says it doesn't boom?

So fruit of the loom There's a picture here with and without the cornucopia. I just clearly remember the cornucopia So hold on here's the thing if there's pictures of both where do the fucking pictures come from? You can generate anything. That's what I mean. Somebody made this. You know what? Let's go back to the 90s. I remember just actually when I don't remember the cornucopia. I don't remember it. The thing for me is that besides that and Thanksgiving, why the fuck would I even know the word cornucopia? I always do it because Exactly. My grandparents had one on their fucking table. Really? Yes.

No, I don't remember from from them. I know people like I and I would get I heard a little talking about cornucopia was because like I understand the pilgrim thing, but even if I saw that I wouldn't have known the name of it. I don't think in high school or like school. They were like, well, the pilgrim or the pilgrims and any of you got together and they brought it up cornucopia but you so you believe that you were told that from fruit of the loom that it was yes copia like i thought i thought like they talked about i don't know maybe that i'm just saying like that's what i'm saying so it's not only it is but your guys are going back to like how well or known no you're right maybe how when the mandela effect came out that's when we learned the word you know we just knew what it was we didn't know the name of it maybe people started going like where's the cornucopia you're like yeah that thing where the fuck is it maybe could be it that would be it how about the Flintstones how do you spell the Flintstones just like it sounds F-L-I-N it is a T there's a T yeah yeah okay I'm like that I don't know I remember it being the Flintstones not the Flint I remember it being it but that's because this is the bad because people don't call it the Flintstones when it comes down to spelling Shaun's up.

This is not my I agree. I think some of these things too are we said it a certain way because we're children. Sure. That's true. Like as a child, I didn't say Flintstones. I said Flintstones. I think he's on to something because these are all from our childhood. Most of them. We could listen to the song. Meet the Flintstones. They're the Montessori family from the town of Bedrock. their place right out of history. So you guys are going to create a new one for somebody because that's how most of these are like that aren't the spelling. It's like somebody sang the song and they're like shit. Well at the end of the day if we're not making you smile we're here to fuck your day up so I think we're killing it. Did you ever see the live the fun songs of the movie?

John Goodman and uh oh yeah. How fuckable were all those ladies with their Wilma was uh Wilma was uh. Who was that? Oh, is the redhead from the um oh, I mean I'm mad I can't choose I'm so she was I girl so the house throws you O'Donnell No, yeah, that was yeah, right? Actually, we can edit that Did you say the red Wilma yeah, so the redhead Wilma Perkins I'd have to see. I don't know. So Rosie O'Donnell was Betty Rebel. Yeah.

And there was really Marianne. This was Barney. Barney. And then John Goodman was. And Barney was married to. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie. Yeah. I got that one wrong. My bad. But God, the red. Halle Berry was in it. Oh, yeah, dude. She worked for the. She's sharing. She's awesome. Yeah. Oh, God. Maybe that's when my Halle Berry thing started, because I've been obsessed with her for years. Oh, God. well you have them sorry okay back to conspiracy theories oh yeah uh yeah uh i lost my train of thought um anyway it's over yeah i've all seen swordfish that ended our childhood um so the last one on the mandela effect yeah um what about forrest gump what does he say about chocolates life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get he says life was like a box of chocolates dude wait hold on no bullshit yeah if you go back and watch the movie he does because he doesn't just say that one time does he he says it multiple times or does he only say it once in the movie He only said it on the bench.

Okay, well, that would make sense because if it's at the end of the movie. No, but no, but he's on that bench route the whole movie. No, but that's what I'm saying. When did he say it? If he only said it once at the end of the movie. No, yeah. Because he just got done talking about his whole life. That would make sense, but I do not remember it. No, he puts it in a moment where it's towards the end of that, but that's not the end of the movie. No, but I'm just saying, is it at the end of him talking about his whole life? because that would make more sense. I thought he said it more than once. Because he says it as a kid in it, and he says it on the bench.

He's quoting it from his mom. Right. Yeah. Life was like... She didn't say... Did she ever say it? She did. Was it when she was on her deathbed? She was sick, yeah. Fuck. I don't remember saying it was. Then it makes sense. Yeah. Life is like a box of chocolate. Okay. I thought it was his. But if he repeats... Now I want to... I'm going to go fucking watch it. Because now, so you're saying when he even said it, he said was. That's what it says here. That does not make sense. But finish this. Luke. That one's on there too. Well, that's all, right? Wait, it's not? I've also never seen Star Wars. Oh, that's right.

I'm an anomaly. Wait, what does he actually say? I don't know. It's... He doesn't say that? He doesn't say Luke. He just says no. I am your father really mm-hmm. Well fucking every TV show ever lied well the one that sticks out me is Tommy boy I Fogged in the fan. Yeah, Lola Lola And then you take sissing Yeah, I miss I got Tommy was so good All right, I hope you guys all enjoyed yeah, you have a joke. Let's do that I know we went off the rails a lot but conspiracy theories are fun this was something we talked about a long time ago we said we're going to do it we fucking did it this was so good yeah this was fun is this why there's a million conspiracy theory podcasts because it's just so fucking fun yeah okay so this is not a dad joke we're going to go off the rails today is it dirty?

no oh damn it okay fine maybe it is a dad joke because I'm a dad It's one of my jokes. That's true. Okay. So duck walks into a bar, hops up on the bar, says, got any grapes? Bartender says, nope. We're a bar. I have booze and beer. No, no grapes. Duck gets down, walks out of the bar. Next day, same duck, same bar. Walks in, hops up on the bar, bar stool, says, bartender, I'll take some grapes. grapes bartender says i told you yesterday we don't have any grapes duck hops down walks out of the bar next day same duck same bar hops up on the bar stool bartender comes over and he's not happy he goes well what will it be duck says i'll take some grapes bartender says listen duck if you you come back in here asking for grapes I'm going to nail your fucking bill to the bar duck hops down goes out of the bar next day same duck same bar hops up on the bar stool goes to the bartender goes got any nails bartender says no okay great I'll have some grapes Jesus Christ

They don't like Right he said do you have any nails? I knew right that's why I've heard that before like but Do you remember our kids sit here listening that goddamn song that was like the duck was like got me grapes? Like there's like a there's like a kid saw like a YouTube video of this, but it's not in a bar anyway What the fuck? There's a long ways to get there. Holy shit. All right. You got to take it a little I think that was a really good one for this podcast. Yeah. You know what I mean? So we took you down a rabbit hole. Anybody driving around, listening in your house, doing everything that about freaked out for the different things that we came up that you could prove us wrong on.

We get it. We'd love to hear about it. But anybody that like laugh with us and had a little fun going down this road, it was. Guys, we're here for a good time. We're here for a good time. Not only. Exactly. Exactly. The government's going to get us the minute we walk out of here. So I hope you guys enjoyed this last one. You'll ever hear you're listening to people that have tinfoil in their head. I'm like, you know, because I can't get us. You know, little friend. Yeah, we even projected to the middle fingers. So the trophy happened. This was fun. I yeah, I hope this is our time. We brought it, but we said we would.

We didn't say how long it would take us to get there, but we said we would. And goddamn, this was fun. I thought it was awesome, too, that none of us came up with the same one. No, I was good. And I saw I saw it like a couple more. I could have talked about, but I got out the big ones. but yeah we didn't repeat any so mike's ready to go on the second round too let's you fucking go you know what uh we're gonna end this we're gonna start again so yeah i mean we've been working on the notebook part two for a long time that's true that's true i did knock out one of those tonight but yeah there's still put that in there's still one full page get that will signed out yeah yeah it's okay but hey we appreciate you guys and again if there's anything anything you heard tonight that you have your own conspiracy theory let us know or any like even if you have a whole thing where you're like you guys should talk about this it might take a whole podcast fucking take it let's go nothing else thanks for the just having some fun with us yeah it was a good time so again everyone email us we're so cool right at gmail.com and we appreciate you love you yeah so good smooches later i gotta piss