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Ep. 20Jul 2, 20251:02:20

Chicken Piccata, Side Salad and a Bloody Mary please...

We get into whether it's still cool to go tent camping and is axe throwing still cool. Our preferences on Bloody Marys and some awesome weekend experiences including concerts and baseball tourneys.

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We get into whether it's still cool to go tent camping and is axe throwing still cool. Our preferences on Bloody Marys and some awesome weekend experiences including concerts and baseball tourneys.

Also we are looking for someone to record us an awesome intro and we are having open auditions. Send us your intro clip and we will get you into the studio to record and be the voice that kicks off our podcast each week!

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Music Chicken Piccata side salad What the fuck? Do either one of you know it? That sounds so familiar but I have no idea what it is Chicken Piccata side salad Like all week long he saves these TikToks just to show me because he thinks, you know, he thinks, I'll think it's funny. Well, it's from the office. They all go out to dinner with, it's James Spader. Yeah. He's like the big, big dick. And he orders first and that's what he orders. So they all order the same thing. Yeah. But they all say it in a different way.

Like it gets somebody. He's like, I think I'll start with a side salad. You know what? I'll do the chicken piccata. So I asked Logan earlier. I go, yeah, I got to think of something to say. He goes, chicken piccata, side salad. I don't think he thought I'd do it. I did it. There you go, Logan. That one's for you, buddy. Yeah. Well, hey, welcome back. Yeah, buddy. How are you? I'm great. I'm fantastic. Back for another one here. It's a little warm in here. It's a little warm outside. It is a little warm outside, which has been going on for the last few weeks. I feel like I just run through about three shirts a day.

Corn sweat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, for you, I don't, and I still feel like that. Like, I take the dog outside for 10 minutes. I'm like, well, that's fine. Now I need to take a shower. Yeah. So like half the time, I just put the hose on myself after I'm done. There we go. I'll just clean myself. Wait, so they get some work done and get a show. Yeah, you betcha. It's the total package. It is the total package. Ladies and gentlemen, he doesn't even charge extra for that. He may not like what you see, but you're going to get it. You don't get it. But anyways, for those of you that are with us every week, welcome back.

Grab your drink and party along with us. For those that are new, welcome. Have some fun with us. grab a drink and go along. My name is Shaun. I'm Mike. And I'm Erik. And we're back. We're still cool, right? Podcast. We're still cool, right? We are. Yeah. Some days I feel real cool. But we said it. That's another thing. In the movies when they say the title, you're like, they said it. They did it. They did the thing. So I don't know if you guys run into this at all, but just earlier today I was over at the old tobacco outlet next door. oh reliable yep and still in the ice so the lady there's just like okay you're always in here like you know and i was like yeah we record a podcast back over here the guy behind me is like oh you record a podcast like what's the podcast called we're still cool right he goes oh i get it like do you ever get people like i i'm always worried that they're not gonna understand the title yeah like when i tell people because i remember when we did the name of it like i think sean had the good point where he's like we're cool because it kind of sounds like we're all still cool we're we're all still gonna it's like no that's not yeah so i actually haven't had anyone said like they get it everyone's just kind of gotten it so yeah they're like what's it about i'm like it's 40 year old dad's just wondering if we're still cool yeah and knowing we are but then constantly being like never mind i was wrong we step into it we step out of it we step into it we step out of it that's a really good point we do that a lot it's the hokey we live on the edge here we do you know not in that cool way with that being said like we have talked about getting a new

intro we have the podcast so if anybody is interested yeah so email us we want we want some uh we're kind of thinking like um 1-900 number sultry voice sexy sultry like yeah so if any of you have that please email us and we're i'm not going to call it a competition but we will have you in and we'll have you record a little uh little jingle or you know just a little intro nothing crazy even if you can fake it really well yeah and women i'm here you can so but yeah like maybe that'll make us cool yeah i think so we we talked a little bit before the podcast so i i had a buddy in high school who his mom had the hottest voice in the world and i'm not kidding they'd go out of town and we'd still call that phone number just to hear it and she changed it with like every season and like so it always sticks out to me where she'd be like happy fall and she's like we're gone but i think you'll catch us again and i'm like oh my god stop it oh man that reminds me we were in college and we had something you know voicemail because every we had a answering machine because nobody had cell phones or they're just kind of starting to come around and we had a house phone and we put on there like we're we're doing a sexy contest you know, leave a good message.

Really? One of my roommates, his girlfriend's mom calls, and she's like, oh, that's an interesting message you boys have. And we're like, oh, delete it. Oh, my God. She calls in like for minutes, so just, oh, don't you know, I could do that. She's like, oh, boys. I've never been softer. Buzz is over. There we go. That's over. And then did you call me like, dude, your mom totally buzzkilled the whole ring. Yeah. Why is she even calling her?

Plot twist. he told her to just ruin it and say hello we thought we were man god we thought we were cool yeah well we actually were then though i think maybe you're as cool as you feel we're cool yeah anyone with uh anyone that has a uh hey even dudes if you can sound like a sexy sultry chick that'd be even funnier good with it but yeah shoot us an email or a message and uh we just we have a little intro we want recorded so i i don't i don't have i don't have a super manly voice i don't think but i don't have a girl voice either so that's okay maybe i do because the way they just looked at me said otherwise you know what fuck you guys you know what speaking of fuck you guys yeah yeah taking my mic and i'm going home hey so let's get into this i was gonna say we're lined up with drinks here because i get to say why i already had to tell eric to go fuck himself that's pretty bad right before it even starts starts recording before it even got here we start on a bad note today so eric what did you all right and then i'll explain why i had to say what i said to you okay okay this doesn't have a name and we can make one i'll make it but uh i follow a guy on tiktok and he is very entertaining when he does these but he gets people and they just comment and you know he picks a day and he does them. Oh no matter what it is kind of thing? Yeah.

They like make suggestions to him. He makes a drink and taste. The most entertaining part like his personality is awesome but he mixes the drink with like random ass shit every time and then just chucks it behind him. Is this the deal with a big beard? I've seen that. He'll do it with like scissors and stuff like that. I see it. Okay. Alright. This is one of his. And he hates Malort, and there's like this cherry whiskey he hates, if it's the guy I'm thinking of. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, he's great. So, I mean, we don't fully don't want to steal anybody's stuff, but if you want to send us stuff to try, we're down for it.

Yeah. Yeah, we've had some friends send stuff, and some of them had already done, but, yeah, we definitely take those recommendations. So this one is Jack Daniel's Honey, Cream Soda. Sounds great. And Wash Your Sister Sauce. Fuck you, Erik. so i i literally like text him about something like hey i'm grabbing this and he's like oh can anyone oh i can't say the other ingredient because that's still a secret for a different drink but yeah he's like basically imagine washer sister sauce and something else equally if not worse and he's like can you bring those and i go fuck you eric because i know it's for a drink i'm like find it yourself all right so this is like a just a big shot too or yeah oh it does i'm gonna be So we're doing it like a shot.

Just down it. Tell me your thoughts. If you want to sip on it, it's fine. There's no way I'm sipping on it. I'm going to let us go. Based on his reaction, it's better than you expect. You guys go, and I'm going to narrate your faces, and then right when you guys finish, I'm going to do mine. Okay, sounds good. Cheers. Okay, they started. What they don't know is I'm not going to drink this. They can suck my dick.

Okay, here I go. Jesus Christ. Oh It's not that bad Good Probably put too much washers Lord a little bit of that goes a long way so I mean I only did like I don't know like two or three little Alright well, you know Think of it this way when you when you cook you don't ever add a lot that's like a pot of chili he did like five shakes into a smaller glass so i was kind of trying to did he say it was good yeah he was like what the hell is that honestly i think it would have been good if you didn't have as much yeah the the wash your sister stuff like otherwise yeah i don't know what do you guys think of my too but that's my eyes are watering worcestershire sauce it was like yeah but like i ever since i heard somebody call it wash your sister sauce i can't say it yeah that's what i call it it's the way to do it yeah it just everyone knows it if you because i yeah we're just shire right worchester that's what we always used to call it yeah because i didn't know shire worchester yeah someone washed my sister yeah it's um do you like it on things i like again if i'm if there's a recipe i'm cooking and it calls for it like uh there's like some smoked little bacon things i make and it calls for it like in the glaze but again it's a very little amount or i do it all the chili recipe but i do it like when

i make burgers i put it on like i do seasoning and i put a little of that on there so like i i mean i'm a big fan of it yeah but it feels like and if i was ever going to i'm not now like it's that put a a bad taste in my belly post episode we'll we'll record one for the patreon without the worcestershire or just like with a little bit yeah one little drop yeah you know guys really i could see how that could have been good but it just tasted like kind of soy sauce to me it's very well documented i like shitty stuff and now all of a sudden i'm like that wasn't too bad i could probably do one again we're ruining your palate oh i don't know i think i think it's coming alive and for anyone that listened last episode we knew something bad was coming because we had commented how man that's like the four drink in a row that's awesome and eric's like i've got one like so today's today's recipe didn't shock me i got a i got a couple more in the bag that are actually like his reactions pretty bad i'm worried about the next one that we're gonna have but this one we got here oh yeah yeah we have a drink this is our actual drink episode and this is one we're gonna sip throughout it or chug again as you whatever you please but um like any good group we got a chat we got a chat group going and i found this thing i think on tiktok or whatever it's miller high life it's got to be miller high life and that aperol sprit or aperol yep and yeah you just kind of mix pour some of it in here it's so i knew about this before you sent it clint clint that was on the show yeah told me about this one time when we were sitting

at the bar because when i'm at the bar which is called a it's a bar yeah uh i always get high lifes and he's like have you ever had a spaghet okay so that's something but it's called a spaghet So you drink the neck off of the High Life and you put some Aperol in there. So this is a spaghet? This is a spaghet. I can't see this being bad because this is the champagne of beers. I enjoy it and Aperol is good. Cheers, everybody. Cheers.

Oh, yeah. Okay, now we're back on the right page. Thank God. That literally washed the sin away in my mouth. Yeah, it's really good. It's just kind of like a... And it's so simple. well because it's not too overly sweet either aperol smells so sweet and it's it's not it's like citrusy sweet a little bit yeah then it also has some bitter yes i've never had it before i've just heard about the aperol spritz so we have to put that on the yeah yeah we'll have to do one of those sometimes because i'm not i'm not a champagne or wine person so i've never really gotten into anything that has those in it so i agree spritzers are typically champagne i think right the bubblies Yeah Sparkling wines No then you get bubblegut I don't like that I've never been a big champagne guy Every now and then I will I mean I get mimosas I don't even like mimosas I just want a screwdriver instead If I'm going to have that much sweet Yeah I'm just going to have a screwdriver Do you guys like Bloody Marys?

Yeah I fucking never did And then Just in the last couple years decided these are delicious especially if they're spy like it spicy okay and now granted we've all been to like some hole in the wall where it's like not very good at all it's just like they went there you go right yeah it's not good but then you've been to other places where it's like this is they care about how how good this is and the amount of food that comes with it you know that's like oh my god yeah places watch i mean the easy way especially like a hole in the wall like if somebody else orders one watch what they use yeah it's like shitty mix then Well, shitty mix.

And then like, you know, they're putting fucking Clamato in it. Yeah. No, thank you. And that's it. Vodka, Clamato. And then they stick a celery stalk in it. There you go. And you're like, tomato water. What do you have? What do you bring up? So you were going to make it at home. Like if you were going to make it like if you had it, like what would you now? What would you do? I will give a shout out before I do that to two places. So one, there's a place like if you have to go to a bar in Pella, there's a place called the peanut pub. They have the best buddy. i think they got voted on like some gma or something like that the best one and this was a few years ago but uh marty's the owner he makes them all he makes all the mix from scratch and they it was big during covet and all that because they would sell it to go and it's the best one i've ever had but the best person i've ever had make one is our buddies bobby and charlie uh charlie makes it from like all fresh vegetables from the garden so he uses like jalapeno juice and you know obviously a little bit of pickle juice and it was the best one i've ever had so i try to mirror his it's never as good but i try to use like a good vodka and then as far as a mix like i don't make my own that would be way better i think he does um and but then it's all about jalapeno juice is huge for me and then a little bit of washer sister sauce and then like obviously some pickle juice too and then i'm good i usually do a lot of pepper and then a little bit of hot sauce do you put anything in yours though like like food yeah yeah whatever i have yeah i mean i think the big thing is like a B I think there should always be a beef stick and then like a couple cheese cubes and an olive and I'm good. Pickle spear and a pickle is critical. Number one for nothing else. Yeah.

See, but everywhere I go at the pickle shitty and I know it sounds stupid, but if it's all like floppy and like fall, like, I don't know, but when you get a good one, it's like, I could just almost like use it as dipping sauce. Like I don't even care if it's floppy because it gets like, it's going to get that way. So blame Mary. Yeah. I don't know. There's something about biting into one and it not like having a crispness to it that it weirds me out. I'm with you and you're fucking bougie pickle. Apparently. Yeah. The one thing I bougie on I with you though Number one it gotta be the pickle It gotta be if there nothing else it gotta have pickle pickle I like the beef stick I been one where they have like a piece of bacon in there Yeah I mean but bacon good on everything, in my opinion. I am not an olive person. I don't care if it's blue cheese stuffed or not. Like, I have wanted to be. I've tried to be. I just fucking hate them. I like dirty martinis, but I don't like them.

Yeah, I'll drink a dirty martini all night. Interesting. Okay. Yeah, that is weird. I don't like green olives, but I fucking love black olives yeah and those don't really go in a bloody so it's like i just choke down the green one that's usually on there and then or like the you know the get the blue cheese stuff ones or like the fancy ones of those things and i'm still i've like i just olives are an overpowering taste i have tried to commit to because i wanted to be an olive and just can't do it yeah i don't mind them being in a bloody mary and like the flavor of them in there i just give the olive to my wife she loves green olives so i just like here you go there you go so like some olive juice is fine like you know just like added but yeah actually it's really good in a bloody exactly yeah i just think the biggest thing is something was even if you don't like it spicy add a lot of pepper to it or something because it's just it's very bland god i was somewhere recently like within the last couple months and it was oh it was when we were in st louis i'm not going to shout out the name because i'm not trying to bash for anything but we had some nice breakfast place and i got one and it was just awful it was just tomato water it was the most boring it was i couldn't even finish it i drank maybe a quarter of it and i was like i'm good see and part of me feels like if you're gonna do bloody mary's you got to do them right otherwise just don't just don't even offer it yeah i mean like if you're disappointing yeah if you're gonna do this little half-ass mix then just don't do bloody mary well you're not really into it you know i also don't want that watered down bloody with like a hamburger on top and all that like like give me a good bloody yeah i don't need all the other on top that they put on it like it's fine and that's kind of fun yeah but like it's a it's a the drink that i ordered should be the star

yeah so there was a place recently i'm not going to say where it was but they they did it big and it was like a gallon of it and then there was a full uh deep fried roasted like rotisserie chicken sticking out of it and then like this is a place you guys know very well and they did it they did it on for iowa games and it's like it was but yeah you split it between like six people it was a good idea and everyone was raving about it online i was like man they're gonna sell out of those because they only made a handful of them every game or whatever and they like they didn't sell so because usually like if you look online people go nuts for that stuff i'm like i that seems like a lot of work huh i don't want to cut up ice and quality will get you every time like if you don't make a good quality thing yeah i mean i'm sure the chicken and all that shit was good but oh yeah it looked delicious like i'll just order a chicken if i went yeah i'll take the pickle let's go there i'll have like i'll just order my burger you get the pizza that's sticking out of it and i'll take the pickle so i will not say that i am in any way a bloody mary you know magician or anything i've known many people that make them way better than i do but one little secret that i found instead of the washer sister sauce if you have a little a1 okay throw some a1 in there it gets the pepperiness and the it's a little bit thicker you know what i wish i wish you would have did fucking a1 in that drink instead of goddamn watching it because i love a1 i don't know if you know it's how steak is done so licking the cup i would dude i remember the problem is i never have it because i'm i'm

like appalled if you put a1 on my steak because i did cooked it wrong yeah like i i haven't owned a1 as an adult ever but i remember as a kid we had a1 and i like as a kid i loved it and even now i know it tastes good and i'd way rather do a shot of that than what you fucking gave me all right challenge accepted. I will find a shot of A1. Done. Man, the more and more we do this, the softer and softer I realize you are. Hey, you know what? I bruise like a peach, Shaun. Leave me alone. I'm a little bougie on the inside, okay? That's why we had to make our highlights pink tonight.

Is that manly enough where you're going to go there? That's why we have pink and purple colors on us right now. That's the kind of man we are. So, I thought if you remember from last week, I forgot my phone. You did. Ben had sent us a text message about wondering if things were still cool. I thought we should start. Yeah, now's a good time for it. Shout out to everyone that listened last week. We got a ton of good feedback last week. John, if you're listening, we really appreciate being on. Good job, buddy. I know you were nervous, but everybody had good things to say. I feel like he has a whole other episode worth of stories.

Oh, my God. Easily, yeah. Okay. So the one thing we did talk was mopeds. We talked about that. So funny enough, Matt, oh, we're on the text. Matt sent us a moped today. He's like, this one's for sale. If you always want it. He's going to check it out and be curious if that thing could help out. I know, and I'm not kidding. Part of me was like, that's not that bad. I could buy that. Okay. Okay. So if we do buy it, we got to see if all three of us can fit on it. first of all there's zero chance that happens even if we did we would just bottom it out and break the shocks in it instantly okay so dude i went to india that like you would see this all like whole families on these things like mopeds and motorcycles like five six people on these fucking things they have to like reinforce the shocks i mean there's no probably better they're out of it yeah i mean their whole family is lighter than the three of us that's a good A family of five and they weigh like 205.

I will say my boss and I sat in one of the like, you know, tuck tuck. It's like a cart thing. Yeah. It takes people. There would be six or seven people there in it. The two of us shoulder to shoulder took up the whole thing. Like in the backseat. Yeah. Hey, just built different. Us Americans are corn fed. Built different. All right. Axe throwing. Oh God. It was hot for a minute, but did you ever, do it twice or have you ever said i really need to go axe throwing tonight i'll take things that have never been said for 500 right right no that's i've went once yeah it was super fun yeah and i never felt like i had to go again like i i think we did talk about that one on one of the previous ones because no we talked about the spear i threw we talked about afterwards oh yeah we just talked about it so sorry so yeah um i i remember being so being so excited when all those bars started opening up the x i'm like that's gonna be badass and we went and did it and same i was like this is dumb like i mean after like the third time throwing i was like now what do we do like i mean they need to add more pizzazz so it's like i mean some of them it's just you just throw them and you go grab them and they throw them and then like other ones like they kind of give you ideas for games you can do with like the target and whatever that's a little bit better but it's still you do it once and you don't feel like you ever have to do it again yeah i just didn't feel i was like okay yeah i'm like i'm glad i did it but now i

know yeah and then it's funny because now you look and you do see them closing constantly and i don't ever want that for a business but no i i think ben had a really good point i you just don't see it continuing did you ever do it twice that was my thing uh and i do i want to talk about eric saying because he that's different let's say it'd be cool shit to throw and i'll change it up but when we went they were like hey we have leagues starting soon and i was like oh i could do a league and then like that was before i threw it then i stayed there for an hour throughout them and i was like no i don't need to do a league i don't feel like this is going to be yeah but eric you had a very different appeal if it was like because it's kind of like darts in the concept right sure trying to score points and get better in all those things but i don't know i'd rather throw darts yeah um so uh what what i had said when we talked about this previously was that like i went to a place in des moines and they had you know it's a curated experience they manage a game they play all kinds of these games like it's you can play the kind of dart type of game but you can also play stuff where it's like um you can only score points if you hit the blue dot they like do things where it's like you have a team and the team is trying to get to a certain score and so like as a team you're trying to add up points so like land on the number like so Or like this round, you can only score points on this and like just different things.

Well, that makes it more like darts. Yeah. And they're like, they're like curating it. There's somebody there helping you. It's not just like, oh, do you know how to throw? Right. Cool. Don't stab your partners or whatever. Like that's kind of what the other ones do. I think when we went, the only person working was at the front desk and it was like, there's the bays and they also sold beer and stuff. But I think that person was the only one working. Like they were like, there you go. Yeah. Which was fine because it's pretty simple. but we had some other people working i know when we did it but i felt like i was like we were just hitting the bullseye like the center over and over and i'm like pretty soon like i just kind of got good at hitting i'm like all right i could kill anybody what do i do now well it's not like i'm good it's just not that you know after you figure out like darts yeah release this way and it's gonna happen you know i mean like kind of a deal well and i think some people do just enjoy throwing no matter what short period of time but they don't go back week after week right right the the other thing that this place in des moines does is like you can throw other things like they had immediately for anyone that came it was axes but there was different styles of access so there's like the you know like workshop hatchet then there's like an actual throwing hatchet that's much lighter and spins and has multiple points and all right they had throwing knives throwing stars like all of that was kind of open to everybody you give me ninja stars and some smoke bombs i'll stay it for a couple of days.

The ninja stars are so much fun. Yeah, because you can't fuck up. I mean, you're working on accuracy. Yeah, I think that's the thing. And it's a whole different. Did you hear that? My mind was moving so fast. My lips couldn't keep up. You were skipping. I was going to. I do that with my kids all the time. And I'm like, I think I just stroked out. They just start laughing. It's Jesus. First time on here, though.

That's what wash your sister sauce does to you. sorry i didn't mean there but i heard me going anyway i agree i'm what i was trying to say is yes i think the stars would make me want to come back because then you really are working on accuracy and they are harder to be accurate with i feel like than an axe it's totally different kind of throwing like knives stars you know the different all of it's different to throw well then like we were there and they have a whole wall of like weaponry behind the like sales people that are up at the cash register where you buy drinks or whatever i was up there and i was like you got a spear i want to throw that spear they're like okay hell yeah really i got to throw the spear the spear then too so how long was the spear and how long is the bank so the spear holding it like touching the ground was as tall as me so six foot jesus and like there is a balance like you got to get it right in the right spot as far as your hand and release and so did they second throw i hit the bullseye but it was like they tell you how to throw it yeah they kind of okay okay and they were like we had a bunch of kids there because it was a youth group youth group thing they're like just you you're like that's fair and uh one of the other adults got to throw it Sure. Damn.

This is a go for the juniors here. This is, yeah. Yeah. They were like, yeah, it's just not like, we don't want it broken. I'm just imagining it like throwing javelin in track, you know, and so Erik's fucking coming from outside the building like, oh! That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. Oh, what do I do? You know, like all of a sudden, come out and you're just good to go. Yeah, it's just him from fucking Ace Ventura, when it goes into the guy's thigh. Oh! Don't just stand there and throw me another spear. which was by the way one of the best oh my god dude by far it's so good about that oh i didn't know that the wachukus were biters yeah god damn i love that movie it's in the bone it's in the bone oh yeah but that and throwing throwing stars i mean who hasn't watched and if you've watched at least one kung fu movie exactly no that's what i was like that's exactly yeah yeah i mean i but i think that's that place is still open i bet yeah that place will probably continue to be also des is a bigger market so i get that but still still if you got some other things to throw then it changes up a little bit maybe well and they did like small things too like they had an area that's out of the throwing area where kids could like go over there and like dress up as vikings and stand on a ship and oh wow yeah it was like it was just set up for pictures but yeah like it's pretty cool but they just understood though that like you have to make a whole experience out of it because again if i mean where i went and i'm not just this place specifically it was like you walk in here's your axis go to the bay throw them until you're tired of throwing them so it's like and it was fine once yeah good call ben it's funny we said that's exactly i was like no i haven't been

back for a second time no i haven't even thought of it i don't think here's a good topic for you guys too um just based on what you guys have had going on lately or what you guys did this last weekend um tent camping i know we did this from time to time but i cannot think of a worse way to spend the night right now bugs wet smell smells pack up pack it up unload the morning shit reload weather just everything you have to do like because it just feels like you're i love bed but i'm so mad that like this is coming up at the perfect time that he's going to be absolutely fucking right about everything.

Because I don't mind... You're going to validate him on everything with this stuff? Literally, you forgetting to read this next week and then you just happen to read it now, it feels like I'm being set up. Because I'm like, what the fuck? Because we went and had... We're going to get to that, but we went to a big show recently. Erik is a fan of this band, St. Paul and the Broken Bones. And me and Kara hadn't heard of it, but we heard him and I was like, I love this guy. We went and saw it. It was awesome. The show was fucking amazing. we camped and it sucked boy it sucked but it was just weather that's all it was i mean it was hot and that was fine we set up you know we uh we had a really nice tent but it's just it's basically in a cow pasture it's not super flat so we were kind of on a hill it downpoured during the show so then we walk back and it's just swamp swamp everywhere yeah which was fine for some people there was a didn't go so well so were you guys straight up on the ground no we had an air mattress well so it's it's a tent sure like but we didn't put like rain you know we didn't put an extra tarp down or yeah stuff and yeah it's just on cow pasture yeah and i thought i put it in a good spot but like several of them so we had three different tents that we set up but um theirs was a little bit more on the hill and i thought it was going to be good and i think it probably got more water than I expected.

We expected to step in and be like, it's rained so much. There's probably a puddle at the front of it. That's fine. It was a huge tent. It was just Karen and I. We had a queen size air mattress But as we get in there I like man everything wet And then I go to my bag that i thought was in like the safest spot then it sop sopping wet and i like well my clothes are fucked okay and then we lay on the air mattress we like well that wet okay uh so it just like to the car we go yeah i felt shitty because i thought we didn't know setting up the rain fly and all that but like it wasn't that the other thing i said was like you know i put my bag in the truck just because i was like i have no idea and that was smart through the 10 right but at least i know the air mattress should be dry but your yours wasn't even that so i don't know and it's always a gamble with tent camping yeah and eric has camped way more than i have i'm typically uh give me a camper you know what i mean i don't mind that at all and i don't even again i don't mind tent camping but it's just we couldn't move the day of the show you know it's like it rained so we dealt with it and i wouldn't trade it because the show was goddamn awesome but uh yeah it was lit and so we slept in the car and you wake up in the morning and then you're just like god damn it you're all sweaty and stuck to the leather like what is going on well this thing gets me like it feels like it's something you got to do a lot right because there's a lot of shit that goes in well you buy a lot of stuff for it really it's like people say i'll just tent camp and it's like by the time you buy the tent you buy a blow-up mattress you buy you know i mean like stuff that you use to cook or whatever you know i mean it it adds up like so i think of tent camping

as you do it on the off times you have to go camping like if you if you are going camping all the goddamn time i feel like i'd want a small camper even one of those like little teardrop pull behinds yeah at least you know you're sleeping well every night sure but i never mind tent camping because it's like it's a every now and the type thing and it's like yeah maybe it's is it the best sleep for one night no but it's fine sure until it monsoons and then you're fucked you know what i mean and that but that's just a luck thing at that point but i mean i used to love when we were younger because yeah going out there with the girls and everything else and it was like fun well yeah getting older it's like i just can't do it fellas yeah i mean your back does hurt a little bit in the morning i don't recover as quickly as i used to like the thing i'll the counter to your point is like carrying shit on a bike you can't take anything big so that's true i mean you gotta remember eric full-on camps from a bike he takes everything with him that i don't do it as much as i used to but you do it once a year minimum because when you do your big like week-long well our our week-long guys trip we've been airbnb and hotels and shit we're credit you know you could have just not admitted that sounded super i like it but like i always do at least a day or two a rag brian yeah that's really your only option like you don't want to compete with everybody else for hotels on rag brian yeah we could have a whole episode on just rag brian i mean aside from that which inappropriate stuff but i mean you've a lot of those guys they'll just throw like a like a mattress pad on like a picnic table and pass out right like that's the best that's the best yeah dude you have a roof over your head so the rain's not getting you

the airflow is amazing i'm talking about just laying on a picnic no you find like a pavilion like oh i look like a hobo in the city park i got you that's what i do is like whatever picnic bench is in the city park it has a pavilion just throw my sleeping pad on top of it sheet. You don't get eaten alive by bugs. Yeah. Spray yourself down, throw the sheet over you. Good to go. Pretty fucking manly. I was just going to say, see, that's the kind of shit where you're like, eh, no. Worst thing you have to worry about is drinking too much and falling off the table in the middle of the night, which would definitely happen to me.

See, I'm going to be honest. I still am more scared of waking up to a thousand bug bites. I'll take a little CT. That's fine. No, I do love camping, though. Camper camping is super i mean i don't know camping in general is fun it's all just a weather game though if you go and it's nice even if it's hot it's never that bad at night you sit by a fire with all your buds or whatever it's fun it's just rain that sucks and that's exactly what happened to us i just think well the heat and morning i don't know i mean like i said i used to have a lot of fun doing it i just don't think it's passed us by yeah i just don't think that's cool i still like doing it but i mean i i can see i can definitely see the appeal of just going into a camper instead but sure yeah like especially at the lower i get i'm like yeah i could do that but for the things that you do you can't pull a camper really bad but i want to i really do want a small one like i you know i i want it just to sleep basically or if you want to go in there and like watch your phone and whatever you air conditioning tiny fridge you're good but i'm like other than that you want to be outside yeah and most time we do that that's what you're doing it's weird to me and i'm not making fun of of anyone but those people with these campers that they like set them up and it's just a house on wheels and then they sit inside of it all day i don't understand it right because i'm like that's your house only less amenities i don't understand what i'm doing here so well but to each their own i know that's probably gonna be pretty cool like some of those guys that leave them like year-round though they just park them somewhere and then and then like that's almost like their second home

yeah i mean that's a little different yeah but even then like you should be out by a campfire and doing some camping stuff and i just i've met so many older couples that not even old but like you know 50s and they do it and they're just sitting inside all day and it's like all right watching tv the same thing you were doing your own home anyways but yes cooking on a much smaller stove and doing laundry in like a little pod because that's all you have i'm like what the fuck is the appeal in here yeah all right so those are the two that we forgot so i thought they were pretty they're worth definitely bringing them back oh god yeah so yeah it's good to explore with that being said i realized we just kind of skipped over the weekend part i know and what we did yeah yeah so i mean again oh my god but real quick i had to say i went to room 40 here in town it's fucking so good have you guys been there yet what's called 40 yeah room for these nuts in your mouth sorry I tried I tried to get my son with that and he knew something was up so I was like I'm gonna try it here that's a good one Josh Allen did it is that how you saw it it was like a tick tock at Josh Allen trying to get some people doing it and he's like and they're like what's it called he's like group 40 in their room 40 he's like room for these nuts in your but he was like telling them where's the best Buffalo wings in Buffalo yeah so he's like us he's such a bro with everything so he's got like 90 ways to get people with just those alone and then when they were golfing I saw one where he's in a golf cart with somebody and they golf like you have to drink with your left hand and if they

catch you holding it in the other hand it's like you gotta slam the beer. You have to finish it. Dude some people are gonna be toast by a fourth hole you know what I mean? And he's so good at it that he's just used to doing it and so everyone that does it with him is just constantly It's so natural to him. Yeah. I just saw one where he was golfing with Phil Mickelson. Really? And he changed Phil's range fighter. Oh, my God. Changed it to metric or some shit, so it was way off.

And he still beat his ass. But he got him for a hole. The one hole, he was fucked up. Which is like, what is wrong with this? Well, if you follow Phil, he literally follows, he knows his club so well that everything is yardage-based. It's like, okay, I'm going to hit it this high and this far, and that's what's going to happen. So I can see him being like, what the fuck happened? First of all, I can't fathom being that good at golf. I'm like, oh, this yardage means this club every time. I don't even need to think about it. You mean like not hitting the ball and going, fuck. Oh, yeah. Mine is only straight to the right.

You betcha. Right into the woods. So, yeah. No matter how much you turn this way, it still finds those things. No, I've tried that on those fucking simulators. Like, man, I'm just going to stand this way. Same thing. I'm like, I give up. This is stupid. This game sucks. I think it was Nick sent me like a TikTok today. It said something like nothing like a sport that makes you spend $80 every weekend just to make you mad and frustrated and drunk going home or something like that. I was like, that's literally golf in a nutshell. Yeah. So how was your weekend? It was good. We had a really good weekend.

We, so for our league baseball, it's kind of starting to wrap up. We only actually, we only have one. Yeah. We only have one tournament left, which is the state tournament. but our league had its finishing tournament and so we had to play you know on tuesday and then we were supposed to play again on thursday but it's really hard to get fields like at a short notice because we didn't know it was a tournament so you didn't know who you were playing who was going to be home so you didn't know so we were able to get a field on friday and then we had to win that one to play on saturday the boys actually played fantastic and we just got beat by one run at the end oh see that's not even that yeah but the boys played so good like from where we started the end of the year i mean we were getting we were getting beat 15 to 3 i mean we were just getting clobbered yeah and now our last four games five games we're in it like every time it's coming down to one run here you know they might be the home team so they get the last chance to bat and it's just beating us or you know one of them they beat us by like three but they got three in the last inning you know i mean it was just kind of one of those deals and so the boys are like playing fantastic so it's been it's been a lot of fun because i'd be honest with you i never really i don't care about winning i never really i never have only from the standpoint of that they're young that's not the most important the most important part is that you're learning you're going to get better because there's plenty of teams that just all they want to do is win so they don't really coach they don't really develop kids they don't really you know i mean they don't teach me that stuff so all of a sudden our kids are

doing things now we don't have to tell them not to do anymore they're getting to that point where they know when they get a ball they got to go here they got to go there you know i mean which is everything we've been coaching and so like the coaches and i were talking about like it's so much fun to watch it now because they're doing it as opposed to us feel like you're saying it over and over and over just drilling the fundamentals or like in the beginning of the year it's like we're getting killed but it's like we're just beating ourselves like we're throwing things the wrong place nobody's nobody's where they need to be you know forgot what it was yeah so needless to say it's been a lot of fun like and the boys are getting revived and it's it's been really great the last few weeks and we just came up short and and so be it that's fine but they it came all the way down to the end yeah i mean it really was the last play they they hit one and and uh and scored and so so we lost which sucks but it's so much fun for the kids to get to those moments where it's like we're this close to pulling it off yeah but then i'm like how'd the kid who like missed the last one you know because that's another learning experience right it's like we was on the line and i didn't do it you know like so it was cooper i mean cooper took a little bit like he he played a great game but he was pitching um i mean we ask a lot out of cooper and he he was catching and then he pitched really well and he was going in the second inning he ended up giving up quite a few runs and we ended up pulling him out and putting someone else in and most kids would kind of go down and I mean you would get pulled out it's pretty embarrassing you know I mean you don't like to do it and we put him at third and literally the next play he made this amazing like stop and throw out to get out of us out of the inning and then it went to the next one we had

a different kid pitch but really Cooper was kind of the ones that gave him up but he was he got back on the horse yeah I mean it was he didn't do anything wrong they weren't bad we teach him you got a whole team around you let's throw strikes like this we're not like throw strikes let them hit the ball and let's play defense and we'll get you out of it they hit a couple good shots and and that's just baseball like you know i mean we'll take it you know they the other team did good with it and so it was hard uh because the worst thing you can do is we got this before where then they'd be trying so hard to strike them out that they'd end up blocking them yep and then we just walk the bases loaded and then walk them in it's like well this is dumb they're just scoring because so it's like just throw strikes you know like get it to where they can hit the ball that's what we want him to do and so he did good though i mean he he had a huge game really so it was just kind of those things and he could take a lot from someone yeah and after catching so he was after catching so he was taking he'd be a whistle but he i mean hold on i want everyone to know that's how good cooper is he's pitching and catching at the same time he's a fucking star yeah no he's well he's just he's a good kid so he's well rounded we got we got beat friday so then we didn't have to play Saturday. So we decided to have like an impromptu kind of, uh, team party.

We were going to do it on Sunday at our house. You know, have all the boys out to swim. Cause we were going to be in a tournament on Saturday. Well, since then we didn't make it, we moved the party to Saturday and the whole team came over and it was a blast kids and parents, kids and parents. It was the last and anybody out here listening, that's in youth sports, you know, parents like have it's it's it takes a lot if you want good kids obviously you know but then parents can ruin it too if you don't have good parents and we have good parents that get along it's a fun group everybody kind of chips and does it you know and so like i was like i'm gonna make burgers and brats come on over bring a side dish everybody brought stuff you know we were sitting around all afternoon the kids were either down at the lake or in the pool you know running around dads and coaches were sitting there drinking, you know, and moms were too, you know, I was kind of hanging out, having fun. And then pretty soon it kind of got to be like, oh, we got to show these boys what's up. So cannonball time, you know, then all of a sudden it becomes a bunch of dads jumping in to see how big splashes we can make pretty soon. It's out of control. We're jumping all over the place, just getting these splashes going. And we have this ball and it's the boys versus us and keep away.

So it's all the coaches like keeping the ball away from they're jumping on us, you know, same thing. And then a coach is jumping in and splashing. And it was like, Ashley's like, at one point she was on the side going, oh my God, is this going to end? Please just stop. Cause she was watching. We're gonna have to fill half the pool tomorrow. It was, but it was such a blast. And just, it was, it was just a lot of fun. The kids had fun. We got done with it and they're like the end of the night, they're like, that was so awesome. And asked her like, what was your favorite part? the keep away game you know what i mean because they were just some of those kids are going to be big boys they'll push you over like one kid's like grabbing me by the neck i'm like it's hard to fight them off yeah it's not as easy it used to be so so it ended up being a really great fun time and like i said we're lucky to have that stuff and so it was kind of the go time here because then yeah we do fourth of july this weekend and then state the following weekend and then we're done and a lot of people are here in cedar rapids oh really yeah so normally or it rotates like des moines because you said state you know it rotates between des moines and cedar rapids just depends on like your age and what level you're at it just kind of rotates to where you're at and we're lucky enough it's in cedar rapids so we don't have to go to hotels or anything like that but it'll be it'll be good because then baseball takes up so many of everyone summer that most of our team has trips playing you know everyone's going out of town after that i was just gonna make up for summer and everybody gets at least part of their summer yeah so they get their summer back and a bunch of people are gone so it's like well we kind of had to have to get together yeah then so yeah so it worked out worked out real well so it was gonna say like as

as much as you know we've talked about like oh it sucks getting bounced forever but if you're going to yeah have a backup plan yeah we turned it into a good thing you know and it was so hot on saturday we were sitting there and i'm like it's not the worst thing that we got no we're not sitting out there and you know just baking our asses off yeah it was hot man like we went yeah we went to the Well, we had to go to a baby shower Saturday. That was at the pool. And you could have got in, but we didn't, because we knew we were coming back later. But it wasn't that bad. I mean I was hot but then the sun broke and I was like we got to go I just drenched in sweat It was terrible out so i mean i can imagine at that point what it felt like yeah we were getting ready for everyone to show up you know and picking up all the stuff and doing whatever and setting up some extra tables and chairs and i'm just pouring just pouring down so you know i mean it's like and it was like everyone we were like come over anytime after two well nobody wants to be there right at two but i'm like i'm like i'm getting in i'm fucking dying so just by the time i dive in then all of a sudden people start showing up like son of a bitch all right yeah no it was it was a blast and are very lucky very blessed to be around these kind of kids and and to have the parents that we had it's it's i know a lot of people don't get that experience some people get the experience of winning a lot more games than we did but i'll tell you not everybody gets the experience that we got of a good close group of good kids and family and it's like it is really i was gonna say that because even those ones that are winning a lot there's a lot of kids on those teams and parents that are not happy and you can see it you can see it all over the face it's just like it was worth

this but wasn't worth it it's like okay well you you got your little ring or whatever but yeah are the kids happy did they learn a lot i mean it's so much bigger than that and you know that but so we're joking we're hoping we're the bad news bears and we're gonna go save it all for state and then make it right yeah i love a good cinderella story yeah yeah so but Other than that, it was, yeah. It was a good deal. Yeah. How was your weekend? I was good. Same sort of deal. I kind of just pool as much as possible and staying cool.

I mowed like all day on Sunday so I could do all the stuff that I should have been doing through the week. I did see a naked video of you. Just kidding, kind of. I do like to. Refreshing shower beer. That was Heather. Dude, after that much mowing with that much sweat. Everyone deserves a shower beer. Aaron didn't even look at it twice. Sometimes she gives me that side eye. Like, oh, you need a beer in the shower? She was like, nope, go for it. That was a bad weekend. Did you pee in the shower after you had your beer? Oh, fuck.

All right, where's the dad joke? I'm done. No, I'm kidding. I don't pee in tell. Bullshit. Yeah. no but i mean like so you went to the show and i just wanted to say thank you again because you know it was a band we had never heard and god damn it was seriously i've been to quite a few concerts it was one of the best shows for i will say this for anyone oh guess who i ran into there who baby oh really i got a picture with him yeah i was gonna i waited to tell you yeah i saw so i saw him i saw marnie uh and then marnie texted me and i she said like oh did you see the rest of the all saints crew i'm like i saw baby she goes yeah and i think she said amanda was there uh and someone else but i was like no but it's dude it's such an awesome venue where was it where are you guys so it's called codfish hollow and it's in moquokada okay and it's this massive barn which doesn't sound that overwhelming or it sounds underwhelming but like it's they've made it acoustically sound it sounds so good inside okay it's a little toasty you know what i mean but just everything everything i think it just happens to be like it was an old barn and it just happens to sound amazing.

You look at it, it looks like it was built 100 years ago plus. I just figured they added in some sort of soundproofing because it sounds fucking incredible. I have to ask some people, but it does sound amazing, but it's all wood. They don't build them like this anymore. You look at it the way that it's structured. It's just a long, long hay barn, basically. It really is in the middle of nowhere where you got to camp. You got to camp or drive home. i guess it depends it's you know 10 15 minutes outside of maquacana on a gravel road okay like like i'm just excited to go back you know and just hope i there's a band i like because i just want to go back sure the whole place is nice i mean you talk about going somewhere where like there's food trucks and stuff well priced uh i think tall boys bush light were five bucks oh man you're like what the hell is going on here like i'm seriously i should be paying dude it was so awesome it's cheaper than some of the restaurants than right now.

Everyone was cool. Yeah, we were just constantly ran into people we knew. We saw Grant from Dimensional. We saw Rob. Yeah, it was just, you'd love it. So I'm really excited to go back. Road trip. Well, yeah, and I can tell, so at every show, they make a wood placard of who came or whatever. And going into the, we went down to the bottom looking at merch and stuff like that when it started. And even some of the old bands that came there years ago, like Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats, That's one of my favorite bands. They came there, I don't know, 10 years ago. Now they're huge. Sure. But it seems like they have a very good track record of people go through there and go on to bigger and bigger things.

Yeah. How much did you spend at the merch tent? Did you give your son a run for his money? No, I spent $4 on a handkerchief because I was that sweaty that I needed a sweat rack. It was hot as fuck. I wasn't sure if you got a jacket or anything. No, no, no. They didn't have any $350 sweatshirts. Logan, if you're listening. It's a jacket. That's the thing, though, is like I bought merch. I bought a signed LP from the band. The better question is how much did you spend? And it was like $100. Oh, really? Because I wanted to go get a shirt, but they were selling it. It was all at the end of the show, and we were like, it's hot.

And I wanted to get back to the tent, so I didn't want to go stand in line again. But I knew it was going to be well-priced. Yeah, T-shirts were like $30. bucks and the way they're supposed to be well there you go yeah so it was awesome we'll have to get on the get on and see if we can find one i've been singing their songs like non-stop since we left there and i'm like kara's laughing it's starting to dance along but i think inside she's like i'm gonna kill you if i have to hear that song one more time just because like you know if you hear if you play something too much and you don't like it anymore and it like yeah so it just cracks me up is it do you have a different appreciation for them seeing them live yeah well I already liked him from what I heard him. I like really big jam band type things. And I didn't, you don't get the full scope of that when you listen to like, you know, just on your phone or whatever, but then seeing it with like the brass and all this stuff. And the guy's got the most incredible voice. Like I think you said it and I think it was the best way to explain. The guy is like, sounds like Adam Levine only way better. Adam Levine to shame. And I truly believe that.

Sorry, Adam Levine, if you're listening. Yeah. You know what? Fuck you, actually. Fuck you. But, I mean, you know, he's kind of known for that. Like, he's known for having that voice, like, can go super high. Sure. This guy can crush. But then when someone has it, you get worried, like, oh, is it going to sound like shit live? They're going to, like, just screech or whatever. No, he's fucking awesome. It was super, super cool. All right. Very fun. Very glad we went. Well, that's kind of one of those cool places that I'd like to check out. even you know as we've already talked about i'm not super intent camping but to be at it's like an experience to go to something like that you know i mean like you just kind of say fuck it for the night and deal with the yeah deal with it well and you know we can go get a hotel in the coconut well i was gonna say there's so many options airbnb or we you can even you can rent campers you know what i mean grab a group of friends pull the camper down there and a big dog right jesus christ we're gonna you want the mansion we do i want 19 slides that'll come out taking up the whole cow pasture actually i'd be the opposite i'd open the whole thing up and then never fucking go in there yeah exactly right that's exactly it i know it's so weird did you i'm gonna be back next friday yeah this fucking asshole what do you mean there's another band that and i'm this for the fourth of july no after that the following on the 11th so but think of So I'm just going to tell everyone because I think it's best to be transparent.

So the next episode they hear will be a prerecorded one. Why is that? Because we are all out of town. Where are we going, Shaun? We are going to the Teddy Swims Council. We are going to see Teddy Swims live in Chicago. All of us. Somebody was beat down.

Actually, truth is they never invited me until I invited myself. Oh, fuck you. You lying mother. Okay. If anyone's heard of death by a thousand paper cuts, that's how we broke Shaun down. And Ashley was very good about it. Ashley was dying to go, and she's like, actually, fucking Erik's really good about it, too. It'd be like just me and him. He's like, you know, have we talked to Shaun about how, like, eh, we might get a little FOMO. It's going to be just us. We might get a lot of podcasts. You know what I mean? Like, we were just coming up with any way we could just sway the scale a little bit.

The best had to be when you text me after I was just down getting all my boat fixed. Oh, that didn't go well. You're like, oh, so this wasn't a good time to invited you to the concert. I'm like, no, not really. Since I just spent a thousand bucks. I was like, let me know after you have 12 beers. He's a little bit later. He's like, is now a good time to ask? And Shaun's like, this broke, this broke, this broke. We're down in the Ozarks. I'm like, uh, cool. We'll talk to you at midnight. We'll figure this out. And then Ashley and I were talking and we were sitting there and you guys kept saying things. I'm like, we should just tell them that we're in. Like we should, how long do we let this go before? Oh, you guys already knew. We decided a couple days ago that we were going to do it.

It was like, how long can we, you know. God, it made us go to all that extra lay work for them. I was really proud of my, like. You killed it. It was still working. Yeah, you guys. Yeah. I just told Erik, I said, I think we've got them. It's just, it's going to be a time thing. As it gets closer, they're finally going to be like, we're in. Yeah. No, we were talking about it anyways. It's like, we're going to go. Yeah. I mean, because we would have just sat there and been like, I'm not looking at my phone because those guys are going to have so much fun. Yeah, those are going to be that. So, yeah, we had to.

Erik, we did it. We have to shorten our trip a little bit. We can't be the both days. We'll just be on the one, but that's cool. So, so anyway, yeah. So I said that to say, yeah, next Tuesday or next Wednesday, the episode will be pre-recorded because of that. So, but we are going to fart around with filming some of the stuff that we're doing. And hopefully that's something that we can start sharing. Yeah. Yeah. We're working to get the patron going and throw a lot of stuff up on there. So it should be, that part should be good. Test it out. What did you say that brought that up? The concert. or was it just that what we're doing on tuesday i don't know anyway because yeah the fourth of july is coming up that's this weekend yeah friday yeah so we'll have to talk yeah we'll have a lot we'll have a lot to talk about yeah that'll be the recording pool party yeah so yeah because you guys are having a little get together we are coming over for that yep uh pulled pork just bought it today sweet so we'll be i know we're trying to figure out what to bring i think it's a beautiful ideas beautiful pork you can bring anything no i know that's the beauty of it yeah my kids are doing the thing today we're like who's all going i'm like all the people you know yeah but what kids this this and this well can you figure out exactly like no you're going no matter what just you're gonna it's gonna be fine yeah i got on uh the other day like i'm sick of that kid saying they don't want to do stuff i'm like you're going you're going you're gonna be there for two hours i don't want to hear any complaining you're gonna have fun they're gonna have fun but it's one of those like i gotta like force them sometimes to do it yeah i i all the kids love our friends, right?

But it's kind of like, I understand if you get there and you're the only kid, no one else brought kids. But also at the same time, everyone includes everyone. And the same thing you're going to do there, even if you're bored, is the same thing you're going to be doing at home. Well, yeah, I mean, they can do all that stuff. But then, like, we have that other little, just that pond or lake down there from us. Oh, you want me to bring Stark? Well, I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. That's sort of a different topic. but so when we had the baseball team the boys all like by that time they all just went down there to get away from us well it's still close enough that you can see them i didn't even think about i mean and they can swim and and we have life jackets or whatever that we can do some stuff you know whatever or you go down there with them you know but then they can be like biased but then still kind of have their own little deal going on and yeah where they can kind of do their own thing so yeah they'll have fun either way yeah and if they don't then it's kind of like wow right that's a little on you there was food and swimming and like you can you'll be all right yeah this is yeah so yeah that's kind of how i feel all the time it's on you if you're not having fun right yeah it is because i mean even as adults like that's what we do we we still get thrown into uncomfortable situations sometimes where it's like we're around someone you know a friend of a friend who we don't really know and i'm like well i could make it awkward and just stare at my phone or i can open up the conversation have a little fun make some friends you know why not do that whole thing You might find a whole new world.

Stop here to make me sing Aladdin. I just watched it recently. Do you have a dad joke? Yeah. Because I have one. Oh, you want to do that? You have one? Okay, I can save mine. Well, we can probably do two. Okay. What do you call a man with no shins?

I know it. Hold on. No shins? No shins. Tony Tony God damn it I literally had to imagine I should just disappear to my head He's on his knees You know it because Ashley sent it in Oh, I've heard that one She said it a while ago She's like, Erik has not read I'm like, alright, I will get that baby read out there Because when she told me I'm like, that's fucking great I'm just trying to keep like I haven't been doing well so I'm trying to worried on that one took too long we're gonna start like on the video i'm gonna put a little stopwatch when you start trying to fuck you know it's just gonna be pouring sweat like you're gonna see me glitch out again like earlier just smack me snap out of it man all right what you got oh you want me yeah i mean come on tony we can do better yeah all right Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

The big cat? Because he was lying. I don't know. Because he was a cheetah. He's a cheetah. That was close. The lion's pretty good. I just thought of the first big cat that came to mind. I went with it. I like the cheetah. Yeah, the cheetah makes more sense. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's what they call Tom Brady. Hey-oh. Too soon. Too soon. Well. That was another pretty good one. Yeah. But again, we will be back. We never miss an episode, so we will have another one next week. You'll have one. It's a good one. I just realized I have a couple emails to read, but we'll get them on the next one.

But yeah, again, we talked about real quick a couple things. One, if you have anything you want us to talk about, bring up jokes, anything, email us as well as anyone out there with a sultry, sexy voice. Or that can fake a sultry, sexy voice. Yes. Talking to you ladies. for the faking email us because we uh we have a little promo thing we want to cut it's just going to be a quick recording so yeah feel free to send us samples you know record your voice put it in the message feel free to send the samples it'll be okay you can do it that way or may not play them on air yeah yeah it could be just voice it could be a video whatever you want to do if you don't let me let me let me have a little caveat if you don't want it right on air say that because yeah please tell you otherwise it's going to be too entertaining for you and all of us to not do it.

You can trust us. All right. Till next week, man. Thank you, guys. We'll see you soon. See you guys. Later. Bye.