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Ep. 18Jun 18, 20251:02:49

What's your favorite color of Gatorade?

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Tune in to hear about sunburns, Gatorade, pool days, kayak adventures, baseball games, Father's Day, and the cost of concert merch. Also Mike learns a valuable lesson to not leave a Busch Light unattended just because it starts raining...

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Oh, my burning loins.

They're still sore. From your sunburn? We'll get into it. Yeah. It's not as good as it sounds folks It's true pain Today is the first day where I can I literally got out of bed and I stood Without almost falling over It was the worst sunburn I've ever had And I mean we've talked about it with you You're being pasty and sun Not great for you And the thing is I've never ever Put sunscreen on my legs because I have hairy legs They don't get burned But we went kayaking and we'll get into that later I didn't consider the fact that my legs are Straight the fuck out on the water in the direct sun for five straight hours begging for it and so i got back and i'm like oh these are tendy and then i like laid down for a couple hours and stirred up i'm like and then the next day after sleeping for like eight hours it was unbearable i mean i threw half a bottle of aloe in like three days so well we're already off to a good start here i'm really excited about the episode we got going on here so those of you that are um normally with us welcome back grab your drink uh party along with us. Yes. For the new people here, my name is Shaun. I'm Mike and I'm burning loins.

And I'm Erik. And Erik's got burning everything else by the way. Yeah, Erik got burned too. It's just like the underside of my belly, which is the stupidest thing ever. Because of course I never thought to put sunscreen there. Under the belly. We were at the pool where he was like, I think I missed a spot and he just has this white stripe like right under his belly button. Well, and then it's red right above that. It's right where your belt hits. It's right where you're like, it's just like the, yeah. It's amazing. Waistline. It is summertime here with what's going on. So speaking of that, I was...

Well, I was going to say, speaking of summertime, do you want to get the drink out of the way? Because I really want to try it. No, this is... It looks really good. So this one's blowing up all over TikTok. It's one of the golf ones that's going out. What do they call it again? It's called a water hazard. But infusions, is that... Oh, that's a different one. Oh, that's a different one. So I made that this last weekend, and it was delicious, but we drank it all yesterday. so i thought maybe they were saying like all golf drinks now like mixture are just like infusions no but there's like this tiktok where it's like the cart girls that share yeah all the drinks and then there's guys sharing what they bring to the course and whatnot but this one looked delicious so it's vodka uh blue gatorade um lemonade and sprite oh so it's uh should be pretty refreshing for and i'll just say i had if you tube any of these yesterday in the pool so they're pretty perfect here for it so um well you look great i think you're rebounding well so again cheers cheers boys cheers and i gotta say you said lake water it is blue and it is it's beautiful no water hazard not lake water water hazard i keep saying that because there's another one there's another one we talked about yeah that's fucking good isn't that good yeah it's really good it's got some it's refreshing man i'm a sucker for blue gatorade right i love it so much speaking all right let's get on to that one what's everybody's favorite fucking gatorade what is do you don't they not even make the like the popular one when we were kids was what mj drank and it was that like orange one did i don't even

think it's still is it yeah orange you can get the lemon that orange red and yellow are like the staples okay well glacier glacier freeze is the best i don't care what anyone says purple grape i do like amazing i'm trying to think if there's no i don't like see i like the white one the cherry glacier cherry yeah that's my favorite I thought the white one was just the lie or the lemon lime or there's a glacier freeze too that's white yeah maybe it's just because it looks different because when MJ was always drinking it was like in that specific bottle I don't know it looks different the glass one though is like the old I don't want that I think it was lime that was a shit idea by the way you're like hey what should we line the basketball court with glass Bottles bottles for the park it was great that was before people like Ron our test plate and beat the shit out of everybody I was back when it was like true gangsters around the beach right you've walked in the water cut your feet wide open because That's true. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think there's a bad flavor though Like I can't think of what I ever had I was like the the lemon lime the old-school yellow lemon lime is like my Go-to if I'm a little bit hungover needs really just like integration Yeah, like if I'm feeling dehydrated, that's the go-to.

Like when I'm outside or something like that, doing yard work, something like that, and you did it, yeah, that does seem to be the most refreshing one. Has anyone ever drank Pedialyte when they were hungover? I haven't done it because I figured it's just the same as Gatorade, but maybe not. No, way different. Well, I guess you don't get babies Gatorade. Have you had Liquid IV? Yeah. yeah it's very similar very similar like texture in your mouth like i don't know it's a little different they're like like coats or something really i just i want to see the scientific evidence behind all that stuff liquid iv there's the things you there's like pills you can take after your first beer and you're supposed to not get hung over sure i tried them once yeah they didn't work trash that or that or not i just nothing can defeat me i don't know right there's got to be something that works everyone has their own little things i think it's just sleep in water you know it works for one night so then it becomes a marketable yeah thing that you can do and do you guys remember hearing a long time ago about uh the god damn it jim the guy that owned sam adams so this was when we first got into craft beer he like let a secret out someone said to him like how do you drink all day jim or something like that and he said he would put he would eat yeast oh yeah you remember hearing about that it was like a big thing and i never tried it because it sounded fucking awful but i can't remember it was like a specific kind of yeast and he would say like after every beer or something like that he would just have like a teeny bit of it or whatever and it just like basically ate up the shit in his gut

and he never got hung over no and he never got actually i think he said he never got drunk fully well that's this could be full of shit yeah yeah jim coke okay i was yeah koch all right well there you go give it a shot we're not somebody somebody tried um he says that he consumes active dry yeast before drinking to potentially mitigate the effects of alcohol i like the potentially in there yogurt for better taste oh okay but how often just just like after your first beer if you have to do that he does it before he starts drinking i mean i think it's clear this guy was built for being a beer maker and owner you know yeah largest i put it in my i put it in my yogurt for flavor yeah he's not using like um like brewers yeast he's using like a like a bread yeast like fleischmann's or whatever like just i think that might have been the name dry yeast and i also think when that interview came out they probably never saw as big a sales ever because i bet everyone was going out like i'm never getting a hangover again like and then it went away so i think it's bullshit yeah well there you go so all that from this drink that's pretty refreshing and a good one for uh a hot day like today it's really good i like it a lot it is definitely refreshing it was very nice today for a bit so what'd you do today well we you know we tried to go to the pool and uh you know then it started well first of all this morning we're talking about it in like a friend's chat or whatever and our friend julie is like i'm the

meteorologist hold on she went and did all her research she's like nope i'm reporting here it's gonna miss us yada yada yada i'm like all right well it doesn't say it's going to rain it just says like there's a chance but it did look like it was gonna miss yeah we're at the pool and you know i'm doing my thing and uh the kids are swimming and eric's like man it's looking dark over there it might it might just barely swoop in here a little bit and i'm like well and i had like some stuff i shouldn't get wet so like i i went to the car and just waited for a minute and you know it starts fucking downpouring and i'm like well the kids aren't to the car so i guess they're fine and there's no lightning and i brought one beer just on the off chance that you know a friend was there and wanted to shotgun a beer and i literally wiped my blade so i can see out the front and all of a sudden eric appears in front of my suv with my beer and just cracks it and shotguns it right in front of me i'm like you and i just barely rolled down the window because it's pouring i'm like that was my beer and he just laughs like a little child and runs away i'm I'm like, you dickhead. I wanted that.

Because we've already established Erik is a man of water. He just can't get enough. So even when it's raining, he's like, yeah, fuck it. I'm just staying outside. You've got to weather the storm, man, if you want your beer. That's true. You did deserve it way more than I do. I'm being a pussy in the car. Everyone's swimming, and I'm just like, I'll be in here. Leaving your kids behind. Every man for himself. They're fine. I will say, though. It wasn't lightning. No. Well, no. And then my son comes to the car freaking out. He's like almost climbing up the hood. Like I need my towel in the middle of a downpour.

And I'm trying to scream through the window. Like, what is the point of giving you your towel right now? He's like, I need to get drier. I'm like, just to get wetter. Like you will instantly soak your top. And then he got it in my daughter's head. So she came over asking for her. Tell him like, guys, grab it and get in the car at least. Oh boy. It was a whole thing, but got leather in the seats there. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. there's leather but put them in the back the point is i almost had one beer earlier didn't get to but good thing we made it here huh yay good for you eric it sounds like you really deserve that beer i'm glad that i enjoyed it he did so i was at a we're i was at my house and i saw the video you know that you had posted oh yeah porn and all of a sudden i'm like looking i'm like oh man it's starting to get dark around here and all of a sudden the wind picked up so i'm like run outside had to put things away crap that we had out and it never we never hit we never got the rain we just got the wind right on the edge there for it you get any rain no jesus well should have went there's the there's the line to divide it right there i guess so i'm not good at tracking this weather because all i do is i mean i kind of go off kcrg like the hourly but other than that if everyone's like it's going to rain soon i go to the doppler if i don't see any green i'm like we're good there was no green ever showing that it was going to hit us yeah they are full of shit because something hit us pretty hard for about it's just 20 minutes yeah yeah you know kcrg like the one thing that their weather app frustrates me it's like oh i have to watch two ads before i get to

like pull this up so even when there's severe weather alerts it's like yeah oh wait i gotta wait to find out about like what mercy er's yeah i was just gonna say mercy er and cedar rapids airport like you just need to know it's there you're like thank you so and you can't even go off the app for a split second like i've looked at a text barely and then went back gotta watch those ads again baby it reminds me of some comedian who said it i don't remember but years ago like something everyday use in your house is killing you tonight at 10. find out what it is wait i want to fucking know right now it's killing me everyday use yeah you need to find out within the next 30 minutes we'll see in six hours yeah yep we'll find you all dead yeah yeah so no uh how was your week weekend good past week all that stuff good and exciting now baseball i mean you guys came out and swam that was fun that was fun yeah that was a good good way to spend a friday night yeah and actually it was over relatively quick which was nice too because we had baseball the next day yeah you guys were all out of there by you know like yeah we stuck we stuck around just bullshitting for a couple hours but yeah i mean it was still early night when we showed up everybody was hitting the drinks pretty heavy right away you know i mean like yeah someone brought one of the buckets of fireball and um the truth or dare ones which is a thing but then here's okay I'm going to go down a little for a second okay on one of them we took it off and it was a dare

I think and it was the next fireball you order ask for extra cinnamon I'm like you're putting it on the back of a fucking shoot like why how does that make any sense you're not doing it in a bar so that leads me into this other thing Kara bought this game that we were excited about. I can't remember what it's called, but it's this card game. And you basically split the deck in half and one person gets one half and the other person gets the other. And they're cards you can use at random. So for example, if you were out at a bar, it's like, oh, tonight I don't feel like dealing with this. So you can pull this card and make them pay or, you know, just random things.

But they're 90% of them are garbage. It's like, oh, you're out. You need to act like me for the next 30 minutes or something. I'm like, I want to make my own and come up with like fun shit to do when you're out. Like, hey, agree on who you both think is the most attractive person in this room, man or woman, and go hit on him. Or something like, you know what I mean? Like, that'd be hilarious. I'd even go up to a dude and just hit him and be like, please don't hit me. I was dared. You know what I mean? But I think it's such a good concept of a game. But then people do it, and it doesn't make sense for most of the situations you're in.

Sure. So it's got a cool idea. It's just not executed well. Yeah. See, I shouldn't even put it out of here. I should have just made my own. There was a funny one. on one of our recent trips where you had to like touch her for an hour or something like that that was annoying yeah and we were in the fucking so that you i forgot about that we were at the cabin and we're in the side by side with eric going on like a little trip and i gave her the front and she pulls this car that says like you can't stop touching me for like 40 straight minutes i'm like so i literally like i'm enjoying the side by side right like leaned forward holding her shoulder the whole time like holding various spots i like it i get out of this and we just need some better activities here therefore but we can make up our own cards and before we go out it's like yeah dude everybody's got their one card that they could play to do whatever that would be yeah you get like one per day so you can't be like spamming people and shit yeah that's what we should do for our next fucking bar crawl yeah well because between our friends right we could have a deck done in two hours easily and or just how many many people we have come up with something Right everybody write something on it you put it in there and shuffle it up and then you see what you get Yeah, and I get some of them are gonna be a patreon episode right there. I like it a lot You know in the wild here we go Yeah, you're gonna know cuz you'd see some pictures be like god. I hope someone dares them to do that It's my call all fours with a dog collar on Bark bark. I'm not allowed to speak We say it was Friday. I don't know

That's my natural. Bark pirate. My word. I think we should do it, though. Yeah. I just think there's a lot of fun things like that you can do. And I get annoyed when things are just, I don't know, lazily put together, not situationally make. Yeah. They're just too PG for you. You're like, I'd fucking do this anyway. Yeah, it's true. I mean, that's a good point. That's exactly what it was. You're just like, no. But I'm also not so crazy that I'm like, hey, pull your dick out and go slap it on the table. Sure. I mean, at a friend's house, sure. But not in the bar, you know what I mean? We all have limits.

Not with the dog collar on anyways. New kink unlocked. How about you How was your weekend It was good You had some good stuff going on Yeah we were busy So st louis i mean did i already i already talked about the game and how i went to that did i already talk about all that i don't think so why was i thinking i did you were you were gone last week that's right that's right so went to a cardinals game i'm not a cardinals fan not even a little bit but we went because one i love baseball and two it's like i've always heard bush stadium's gorgeous you know yeah and couldn't use the tickets for a cubs game so that's why of course we didn't do that but it is a immaculate stadium it's awesome like the whole thing um met some cool people pretty sure everyone knew we were cubs fans even though we didn't have cubs on because we didn't wear any team so there's kind of like looking at you like yeah you don't smell right yeah you know when you walk in a small town bar and like you they just know you're not from there right the record goes yeah yeah that's how it felt it wasn't good so at one point a guy knew so we found like obviously beers at stadiums are ridiculous it's like 17 for a big beer um but we found this like one spot and it's way way as high as you can go in the stadium that's why and it's five dollar like 12 ounce straws and so we went up and the guy working there was awesome and he's the one who said he's like you guys cards fans and i'm like no we just we had tickets and wanted to check it out and he's like like who are you a fan of and i was like i don't want to talk about it and he goes he like goes

like this and acts like people can't hear me he goes dude i'm from seattle so like you're fine and i was like oh okay i'm gonna come see he's like that's what i figured right well you were sending those pictures of the bar and i'm like you should go in there and see if they can turn the cubs game on the tv dude i and i actually started to say that to the guy and caris said something else and i forgot to say it again but yeah we we went to we left the stadium early to go check out a couple of the bars and man you don't it was a very big large nice bar there was two people in the whole thing that was yeah it was crazy and they're like but wait they're like in about an hour once the seventh inning hits it's gonna be and i was like yeah and so we wanted to miss that too because we also didn't want to be out till super late we had to leave the next day um so we were just gonna walk back it was just a few blocks to our hotel and there's all these golf carts lined outside and i'm like damn i didn't think you could drive those here well then I remember the night before we had seen one right as we were getting to our hotel and this guy was like hey hop on I'll give you a ride and we said no we're right here and he goes you could chug a beer in that time just get on and we were like no we're good well he was outside and somehow remembered saying that to us and so he's like no I told you guys last night get on and I was like yeah sure how much is a ride he goes five bucks I go you don't even know where I'm going he goes it doesn't matter anywhere five bucks and I was like okay he goes and I give you a beer to drink on the way I'm like what the fuck I get I've been wow I sent him 20 bucks like I figured you know say i feel like i'm getting paid right yeah that's why i was like i'm this is a i'm literally yeah i'm stealing so i sent him 20 bucks he was an awesome dude he's his buddy owns the the business there that they have an agreement basically with the cops like i don't think it's technically legal

but they're like as long as you're obeying all the laws and doing all that he's like you can drink on the golf cart they don't care they don't stop you way easier to get around than that's cool probably just easier for them to get fucking people out of there i think so too because by the time we left. There was probably six more of them that had pulled up. Yeah, because every time we're at Wrigley, we always jump on one of those rickshaws, you know, riding around, driving my fat ass around like there was one guy with like a horse and buggy and I was like, it'd be funny to do, but no, I don't want to do that.

Clip clopping with fucking horse shit right in front of me. I'm like, I'm good. I just want to get home. Do you know how Bush Stadium got its name? is it your mom never mind what um so i i was like oh well it's named after the beer bush family like um augie bush yeah is his name um but so it was actually he wanted to call it budweiser stadium but back then mlb didn't allow beer names so he called it bush stadium because of his last name but it was then he made a beer after they approved it Yeah. So that's when he made Bush beer. That's hilarious. I did not know that. Yeah. Everyone just assumes it's beer. I mean, I guess it is from that, but with a skirt, the detail, they didn't have a Bush beer. Evidently they, but then they made it because now the stadium's named that and they made the beer afterwards.

And now how many are there? I mean, there's a million of them. So Coors Field, isn't there? Oh, how many stadiums? Yeah. Obviously all that stuff. MLB figured out they can make money off of this too. right well trust me by how much they charge at the stadiums they definitely figured something out or just how sports in general like you know gambling's bad but now every commercial is it yeah dude just lean into it huh that's the other thing on our way down there right we cross into missouri i was like looking at my betting app and it goes like dark basically i'm like what the fuck but yet there's a fan duel bar you can go there and place a bet but god forbid you do it on an app it's like what sense does that i thought that they changed that or was that i don't know Missouri still doesn't have it.

Missouri does. Okay. Like when I went down to Kansas city, they, you have, if you go over to Kansas, so basically people like go across the river, place their bets and come back. Yeah. Cause I've heard that with my friends that live down there, there's a bar, which is, they call it state line, like the road. Right. And literally you can't place a bet in the front of the bar. But if you go to the back, like, Oh my God, like that's like where the line's at. It's like that close, but I thought it changed. I bet they're popular as hell. I thought it got approved. because i thought when we were down in the ozarks like last year one of the bartenders like i'm so glad i got approved to do it or whatnot and then well it could be and and i could be wrong about this but it could also be certain apps or like or have been approved so far and others haven't for example there's like the caesars app and i've used that to throw down some bets before in the past but there's like things within that that aren't allowed in iowa so like there's like a certain virtual horse racing or something like that you cannot do that even though you're on there betting your money away anyway on sports i don't think those sites are super great like i was on when trying to bet the fucking derby and i was so turned around of like what to do then i'm like trying to explain to ashley and i'm like there's this fucking shit everywhere like it's it's on an app yeah really yeah i don't i don't remember which one it was yeah but some are we were both looking through it and i was like this is like it's it's like too much on one page it's like then I clicked on the horse racing it's like just give me this which a lot of times I can be confusing anyways with all different odds with yeah betting on that shit but it was like enough that I was like forget it yeah not even gonna bet on it but that's not really my jam

anyways so I think it's also motivation on wanting to really figure it out or not you know I mean yeah it's not not my jam for it apparently it was my jam because I figured most now watch I watch a two-hour video on how to run this thing so no I've gotten away from it mostly I think in the last month I've maybe bet four times for a couple bucks. I'm proud of you. Yeah, thanks. Now when football rolls back around, I'm down to lose all that money. Everything in moderation, maybe. Yeah, until football season ends. I got one on the NBA Finals. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for. You got Indiana winning it all, right?

Yeah. Is it tied up now? I can't remember. 3-3? No. 2-2. Oh, I was going to say, I'm like, we're not to game seven. Okay. They play tonight, don't they? I don't know. I thought they did. I'll look. Yeah, I can't remember. also can you look at one other thing yeah since you're you know you have you have information in front of you is it still legal to smoke cigarettes in bars in missouri because i know they were one of it is like down the lake you can down in the bars certain bars you can smoke in them so it's just probably owner approval at that point like whether you allow it as an establishment not the legal law here's the reason i asked so we so we we did end up doing the uh the brewery tour at budweiser and stuff like that because kara had done it before a long time ago i hadn't done it we had downtime it was awesome like it's such good and the girl who led ours she had been there four weeks it was her first tour all by herself she's like in college she goes to arkansas her name was grace and the only reason i remember that is because she had one extra beer at sampling time and she was like pop quiz whoever knows my name gets this last one i care it was like grace and i was like jesus christ so nice i will never forget her name now but she was awesome like she knew everything inside now people ask questions she knew the whole everything so i was like congrats to her she'll never hear this but she was awesome and the whole tour was legit um we got a day of a day of a beer of day fresh beer of michelo bultrin you don't realize how much of a difference that makes having it that fresh yeah i mean it really was like this the most crisp i mean i've drank a lot of ultra in

my life and it was fucking good so if anyone can hook us up with some 24-hour old beer that'd be great but while we were maybe you should sounds like you and grace are pretty close everybody make move let's get this going here send us some beer or hand deliver it so it's fresh get it to grace let's get this so share this to her the nba finals are tonight are tonight okay the next game is tight um the smoking laws in missouri so in missouri is generally prohibited in public spaces and workplaces with some exceptions for designated smoking areas the designated smoking area needs to be 30 or less of the total space of a business however restaurants and bars that seat fewer than 50 people can choose to be entirely non-smoking or allowed smoking yeah so if it's a small place small place they can and if when you go down the lake a lot of the bars on this trip are small you know i mean they're just not that big and i mean some of them are big but then it's like but i mean you you can also smoke on the patios like they count that outside you know it's just and no matter what like i i can tell you just having been a part of bar ownership with family they also have to enforce it so the only way they're gonna know is when they show up and catching doing it so like some places can push that envelope i'm sure so huh so the reason i asked is because we were kind of you know obviously all the bars around the stadium smoking again were you fuck no hell to the no like that is one thing i got lucky with i i don't i i don't like the taste of cigarettes so even if i had one i would it would not make me miss it

but we googled actual dive bars because everywhere around is very touristy it's all sports related around the stadium we wanted to find like a literal hole in the wall and the first one that came up based on by the brewery where it was called the haunt and it was it says it was a halloween themed beer or bar and i'm like i we love halloween we love spooky shit like let's go so we go and right away you pull up and you're like i don't know this is a good idea it's like a lot of boarded up houses and you know you can't tell if the place is even open and then you look in the window but you can't really see through because of soot and cobwebs and stuff you're like no this is going to be fucking great open the door and you're just instantly overwhelmed with the smell of like just old mildew library books and smoke you're like oh just half the bar stools the padding's coming out of them and you're just like there's one person they all have a huge black ashtray on it you know the big ones that are like orange or black yeah you know the different colors there with them yeah yep and i'm like i walk in and i'm just like this is fucking awesome this is awesome and Kara's like what the fuck and she but she's like she loves Halloween itself she's like and she likes sidebar she's like this is interesting so it was like the theme the whole time it was I mean it was Halloween all you gotta do is not clean and cobwebs show up so it's like you're set that was their angle but like it was a it was a cool spot I mean there's a bartender or two kind of like doing stuff behind the bar definitely had nothing on draft which I was appreciative of because there was a handful of flies and stuff like that on the bottles

uh so it was all like cans and bottles but we sat there and had a couple it was cool they had like one of the coolest shirts i've ever seen but they only had it in long sleeve caragot when i didn't but it's like a kind of like a spooky like a zombie standing in front of a bar with all the bottles behind it um i could see it being an awesome place they just really lean into the whole like we are the only bar in this neighborhood and you're gonna deal with it so we are but i looked around and i didn't see ashtrays and i was like man someone smokes in here pretty sure everyone smokes in here i can fucking smell it like when carol bought her shirt she's like this is going through the washroom so i was like oh yeah like it's they saw you walk in and knew this guy is that he's gonna rat on us put those shit no god no i was no we had a couple beers here yeah no like i said i love that kind of shit i was like this smells like my childhood this is fine so no it was it was interesting but it was it was a good time with that being said go cubs go cubs yeah speaking of the cubs i have to say this quick thing because we i said something before the podcast and you hadn't seen it so the other night uh the cubs are playing and suzuki hits a home run he goes into the dugout and you see him like cheering at the top of the stairs in the dugout and they pan down to the bottom of the stairs and the announcers go and the fan of the game is and it's you justin tucker and justin tucker's standing on there going like this What they don't notice is he's got a fake ball sack on and it's just flopping forward and backward and this air and then the announcers go stone quiet for like the next five minutes.

Like not a fucking word is said because either a they were getting their asses chewed or B. I'm guessing they were just all laughing their asses. They couldn't get words out. It is the funniest clip ever. So somebody get down there and see if those are real. I might have to just find it and throw it on the socials. for anyone who has. It was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Just because to make a player the fan of the game, it just so happens he's wearing his fake scrotum at that moment.

And he's trying to be discreet. He's hanging out down where they should. He did nothing wrong, man. He was in the privacy of his own dugout. Leave him alone. What happens in your dugout stays in your dugout. Stay out of there, right? Yeah.

That was great. The other big thing that happened when we were there is we were driving down there and i'm like is that a jack in the box and she's like i didn't see one i'm like i swore that was a jack i saw a big thing that said jack but we had already passed it and i was like she goes on our way back if that's a jack in the box we're stopping because i've never had it and i've never had it either it was so and when clint was on the podcast we talked about it and i'd heard matt and then he said him and matt like the tacos are amazing so on the way back we got so lucky we were 30 minutes out of st louis we needed gas she needed or Starbucks. I needed a bite to eat and an energy drink.

All of those things were in one stop. It was meant to be. We go into Jackbox and it is very burgers and fries. It's like two tacos, two bucks. You're like, what the fuck is these tacos? Right in front of me, there's a construction dude. He ordered fucking 18 tacos to go. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? They're fucking amazing. They're so good. I called it. I go, I bet it's like a giant... You know the mini tacos at bars? yeah I was like it's probably just like a very big one of those like a fried you know but there's some sauce in it they're fucking delicious I mean I had one and a half of them because Kara had a couple bites I probably could have smashed six of those things no she belly wouldn't like it but yeah my long car ride home yeah so I got to send uh Clint and Matt that video because I was like you boys are right I did see that I forgot you put oh yeah I said yes you guys too so uh jack in the box tacos all right yeah so if you ever see a jack in the box I guess so now I just need to have in and out i've never had that i think that's west though i thought it's a big california thing and vegas and stuff like that so yeah there you go jack of the okay well i got it too at all yeah i gonna have to try the tacos i haven had i had jack in the box i never had tacos really well i was i was going to a burger place thinking no i should probably not order the fucking tacos like so no you're right i guess i yeah i said really i would have done the same thing if it hadn't been told yeah exactly it's like yep i'm going to white castle and i'm getting something other than the sliders right yeah it'd be like if they had tacos it wouldn't make any goddamn sense i'm gonna get the lasagna just get four and fish at the steakhouse oh god gizzards

that's funny yeah what do we got you got a couple emails for us oh yeah um loving the emails rolling in i know so i'll just kind of go in order here uh so our good buddy mikey brems uh yeah buddy an email and he said guys i'm loving the podcast i want to start oh brems we have to get into it he said i want to start with actors i don't like who are still in good movies i agree with you guys on the rock horrible actor but still love the jumanji movies which i agree those are great he said so he think i think he thought it was you who loves him and you do like him he said sorry sean but nicholas cage is terrible the only movies he has been in that were worth a was the rock and in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Shaun Connery is the one who made The Rock a great film. And most people don't even know Cage was in Fast Times. I didn't know that. God, what, that he was in Fast Times? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You said The Rock. You're talking to Nicolas Cage. Oh, Nicolas Cage. Oh, okay. No. Oh, worth a shit. Oh, no, The Rock, the movie The Rock with Shaun Connery. Yeah, and Fast Times, yeah. Here's the thing, Mike. The Rock, Shaun Connery is huge in it. but Nicolas Cage is fucking amazing in that movie. By the way, he saves the goddamn day with the fucking poisonous gas at the end of it. What was that stuff called? Vex and gas anyway.

Yeah. And he also has, yeah, he also has some of the, like, yeah, his line where he said, well, I guess, damn it. It was Shaun Conner that said the line. He said, your best losers always complain about their best winners. Go home and fuck the prom queen. But then it goes to Nicolas Cage. He goes, Carla was the prom queen. So that is the, that's like one of the best lines ever. But then he did. The fact that it was the comeback. And by the way, who is that actress that's in it? She is like the hottest in the world. Yeah, we'll need that. Because I always forget her name. She loved her forever. Vanessa something.

Yeah. She was popular from a soap opera. Yeah. And I can't remember. Vanessa Marcel. Is that it? That's what just came to mind. She's smoke show. Yeah. For sure. But also Nicolas Cage, like he didn't touch on Face Off. It's fucking great. Snake Eyes. It's fucking great. uh con air con air fucking great matchstick man great movie which like is more of a serious role so mike yeah i'll never be on board with that one he's the best and also he had this resurgence because he got in some tax problems spent his money a little loosey-goosey there for about 20 years wasn't going on the wrong person they have divorced too many people uh but like then he ends up coming back and there's this resurgence of him and then there's that movie uh the something the massive weight of unbearable talent with him.

And like, it's basically him making fun of himself and all the roles he's been in. It is. I don't, everyone I've seen that has seen that movie loves it. Like they're like, that is the best Nicholas Cage movie I've ever seen. All right. So if you haven't watched that, I recommend that. Yeah. I haven't seen that. Especially as someone who doesn't like Nicholas Cage, I bet you'd enjoy that movie. So I was going to say unbearable weight of massive talent, isn't it? Yeah. And it's got Pedro Pascal and it's basically like a buddy movie of those two. And it's, it's really good. so just to clarify mike i like nicholas cage i agree but i am not in love with him like my co-host i may have pictures of him framed it's no one's business maybe a pillow but i will go i do have a pillow uh okay so back to his email he said but the absolute this one shocked me he said the absolute worst on my list is keanu reeves oh he he said but he he said he's been in some good movies but he's never been the reason they're good speed sandra bullock and dennis hopper point bracket was swayze devil's advocate was pacino and charlie's theron never liked the matrix movies and can't get myself to watch john wick his saving grace may be bill and ted's excellent adventure or young blood which is an all-time sports movie but uh he didn't have a leading role p.s i would gladly sponsor mikey and his partan as long as picture post i'm gonna skirt right past that so keanu reeves and he said thanks for the laughs and entertainment cheers thanks for emailing Mike uh I love Keanu Reeves okay I think he's great so I like his movies but I agree I think he's a shitty actor like I don't think he's like a good actor he's not great but I

will say that I think there's some there's some distinguishing things like the matrix and John Wick I like a lot and I think he's good in those and one thing that I will give him a huge gold star for he like is if you if you go youtube it uh youtube him doing like competitive shooting he learned how to be a competitive shooter and learned like knows weapons inside and out for the john wick movies and stuff so like the amount of training time he yeah that's pretty cool well and i've heard that he's like just like a genuinely like good dude like he like takes care of like the crew and stuff like that with all the money that he's made you know like all the money he's never he's never had a scandal like he there's a reason people see pictures of him on the subway just hanging out yeah giving up his seat to ladies supposedly all that money that he you know like because the matrix he got like a percentage of it and then it was so it was like ungodly like what he had made off of that and i had heard that he gave a ton back to like just the the crew and stuff like that but i i'm right with mike on this one um that i haven't even watched a john wick movies because I've kind of been I'm just not the biggest fan of his that I haven't watched him even though I've heard it's good that I feel like I need to I will say I understand when people go like he's not because he plays just like kind of a dumb same character in all of them like even in John Wick there's some lines where you're like you didn't need to say that it's just like I already did you know it's like that's it that's what you got for us right now but I don't know I enjoy

I'm very easy to please to you though I think the John Wick movies everyone that hasn't seen them and they go i don't know look if you just like straight shoot them up action movies it doesn't get better there's some of the best fighting scenes and shooting scenes that you'll ever see in anything i enjoy that stuff if you don't though i say pass on them well i heard it's good and i i need to watch it and i do need to say like i so many of his movies i love like i love the matrix um the replacements i thought was one of the fucking best movies i loved that like that was so good point break i think i've watched that like a thousand times in my life you know i mean like it's just like so by all means i just don't think he's that great of an actor but i do like his movies so one of my favorite things about the john wick movies though is like basically all of this boils down to like somebody fucking killing his dog and yep yeah hundreds and you remember who it was it was fucking theon grayjoy from game of thrones that fuck so but no it is true though i'd still wonder if like they made that first one probably not knowing if there'd be a next one yeah they have built a fucking entire universe off somebody killing his dog there's spinoffs and so i was just gonna say one i haven't seen it yet i actually want to go this week the new one is out it's a spinoff of the john wick series and it's called ballerina it's a chick it's anna de armis who if you've never seen her holy fuck she's another smoke she was in a movie with keanu reeves called knock knock it's like a horror yeah two girls i

heard i've never seen it there may be a menage a trois scene uh highly recommend that she's got a couple and she's pretty a couple what saucy in some of those movies yeah she's great so i i do understand his point though because i will say devil's advocate i don't really remember much from him in that. It's all about Al Pacino in that one especially. I love that movie. Charlie Saron's Full Frontal. I mean, come on. Let's go. Dreams come true for this gangboy, I'll tell you that much about it. That's true. I loved Churchill. It is kind of hard outside of all the ones he said no and the ones we just mentioned that remember like much else.

He did so well, though, off The Matrix and the John Wick. I mean, he doesn't need to do anything else. A lot of those have been, what, Matrix was three or four and John Wick's 4. So far, yeah. I mean, that's a lot of movies just right there between just those franchises. So, great email. I love it. I see what he's on to. I do agree with him a lot on that one. Nicolas Cage, he could not be more wrong, but we'll move past that. We'll take a poll and you will lose. Oh, that's funny.

Yeah, but thanks, Mikey. So, we got a little quick one. We talked last episode about the colonels and how Mike Trout came down and played. I don't even know if it was a full season, but he played a few games here. So people got to see him and she said, y'all were talking about Mike Trout on the last pod. He did play for the colonels. And the only reason I know this is because when he got really big, my idiot of a little sister was like, oh my God, I almost got an autograph from him. My whole family paused and were like, what the fuck do you mean? Almost. She said she went to one of the games with her friends and the colonels were out giving autographs and Trout came over and asked my sister if she wanted is and she looked at him and said um no thanks she said i've never been more disappointed in my sister ever love you guys when is the go fund me blah blah blah for a spray tan oh spray tans happen we just keep glazing over that thing but it is yeah so yeah thanks allie uh your sister fucked up like if you imagine someone just comes up to you you know for baseball anyway i mean that's essentially like i don't know a top 10 NBA or football guy just being at the stadium like oh Marshall Falk came up and I was like I'm good you know what I mean like I mean it is the ultimate power but yeah I'm good yeah yeah it is the power move she was like maybe I want my number if I just act coy I don't know I'm sure he was like oh shit come on I'm a big deal maybe it was like well I'm in Iowa maybe fucking I don't know maybe they don't know that's a fun that's kind of a fun thing to think about is like I bet that I bet there's a lot more of that than you think because

like how many people go to sporting events and don't know any of the fucking players. They have no idea who they are. Nobody's worse at marketing their players than Major League Baseball. So half the time you just hear these people that you couldn't even pick out what they look like because they don't fucking show any games. That's a good point. I bet there's a lot. I mean, maybe half the teams were the best player on the team could walk out in public almost anywhere and no one's going to know who the fuck they are. Not in their town. But here, easy. You walk through here and be like, I have no fucking idea who that is.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, those are some of my favorite videos too, though. Watching a famous person where they're like, no, I'm telling you, no one knows when they're like bullshit. And then they just walk around. They're like, no idea. No idea. It's very funny. Right. And then you have like the Hawk to a girl who can't go out in public because she gets mobbed. Or taken to jail, you know? Well, yeah. Or that. I want my crypto back. Although I was dying with a lot of those out there for father's day. What do you want for father's? To a song made up of her. Like, Oh my god. I missed that. I never even saw that.

Yeah, it was pretty good. It's a good Father's Day gift. Hey, it was Father's Day. Happy Father's Day, guys. That's right. Yeah, we missed that. Yep. Kind of glazed right over it. Cruised right over it. Yeah. Did you guys do anything? Yeah, we had people out swam. Nice.

I was so tired from kayaking. I was just going to say, I know what I did, which is the same thing Erik did. I didn't move my fucking legs all day, basically. happening so we were supposed to go like bike to breakfast and do all that i was like i'm not both aaron and i were like we're not biking that's not happening so yeah we did go to breakfast and but that's the way i'm like i basically just celebrated it i mean we got to kayak all day which was awesome you know what i mean so i mean i would i mean we had a blast but it's like i'm tired today i'm paying for today i know oh my eyes are that's the thing though those beautiful days in the sun i mean they're so good i know it's so much fun like and it was oh we just i like i didn't have a sip of it i mean all i drank yesterday was probably 200 ounces of water i woke up today feeling like just the life sucked out of me like what did i do yesterday it's just my body getting over the sunburn i think yeah it took it out of me right so yesterday wasn't even it was like a perfect one i actually got a lot of sun yesterday even though it was kind of overcast like just those are the don't they say though the overcast days are when you get your ass burnt well maybe because you don't think about it you don't you're not as hot like your skin isn't you know you say you just like all of a sudden you're done then you're like fuck yeah that's true i thought yesterday was like really humid though it was warm so yeah so it was nice being the pool goddamn iowa corn sweat that's what i call it i was cleaning off the kayaks and just like pour you fucker i was i was gonna tell you like we need to just make like a clean the kayaks day because i want to help you clean them and stuff like that i needed something to do on father's day because my children were like off doing their own thing yeah i mean that is what

some parents say right is they're like what do you want they're like some goddamn peace and quiet there's a video of that too and then other of us are like you want to give me a hug a hug would be great yeah i just told aaron i'm like if they don't want to do anything i don't want to hear about it today that's the thing yeah that's the greatest gift the gift there it is my i will say quick my kids went so i i get them on sundays but i got them a little late only because so their mom and i paid for tickets to uh to get them they went to the weekend concert in minnesota my son is the biggest weekend fan i've ever met all of us like him uh but he loves him so they went to that uh his mom took him and stuff and they had a great time um but and logan if you're listening i'm gonna say it he said today he goes i don't listen to your podcast i go good i can talk about you more he's like you talk about me all the time i go i really don't but he knows i can say this is i say it to him all the time he spends a lot we've talked about how kids spending habits and i knew he was going to buy a lot of merch and i was trying to warn him like it's fucking expense i mean you're gonna pay 60 bucks for a t-shirt all that stuff i might even get the numbers wrong but it's around this he spent like 550 bucks oh man for so one he calls it a jacket it's a hooded sweatshirt it's a thick one he goes that's what a jacket is i'm like whatever 275 oh nope okay and he to him he's like can't you just not say anything i go i can't i can't physically not grow hearing these things man he got that he got like another like hoodie that was like an i don't know 125 bucks and then a couple t-shirts that were like

i don't know 65 75 dollars good lord and you can only get him at the concert though and look this is like his dream of all dreams he's been dying to see him and supposedly the weekend is gonna not tour anymore after this i don't believe that but so it's like it's your money do what you want you He bought his sister a shirt, which is cool. They had such a good time. I love seeing all the videos of it. It was really awesome. It's cool that they went. I mean, going to concerts and stuff like that, that's awesome. Especially big ones like that. I mean, the people kids now like, it's hard. You can't just get the fucking tickets.

They don't come to Iowa at all. So first of all, you definitely have to leave the state. And then after that, you can maybe get the tickets. Yeah if you signed on in the first fucking 60 seconds Exactly Otherwise it bullshit That why we got Audrey and Aaron Taylor Swift tickets but it was ridiculous Yeah. And the only reason we got them is because they had all the Ticketmaster issues, and then they came back to the people that had them in their cart and said, hey, we have something. Oh, really? Well, it was through a Capital One card deal or something like that. I can't remember what it was. It was some sort of credit card deal that Aaron signed in through, so then they came back to us.

So she got them for a reasonable price, but it was after it was like sold out it was just ones that they released that's awesome yeah that's awesome because like anyone i'm going to want to go see is not going to be that major anyone you know like honestly teddy swims we're going to next month and that is probably the biggest person i am dying to see thanks a lot for the invite dicks uh do you want to get into that you motherfucker i'm gonna text you again right now no i'm gonna put it on the podcast so everyone can We have two extra tickets for Ashley and him. We're just trying to get Shaun on board.

So yeah. So look on our Patreon for all the videos of all three of us at the Teddy Swims concert. Shaun, you don't want to let people down, do you? Oh, man. The ultimate peer pressure. So if everybody can email in like ASAP, like this week, please, and talk about how much Shaun needs to go to this concert. He's going to regret it for life if he doesn't do it. Literally. Everybody vote now. yeah i if i think teddy swims might want to get some windows cleaned i think it'd be a good connection you could know so that'd be all right that'd be all right also if anyone knows theo vaughn i'm trying to get him on the podcast so you could let us know that'd be great i love that i said that to you the other day like just dm'd him i did i sent him a dm i said come on theo what's up homie you know it's your old buddy mike so we'll see what he says come on yeah anybody everybody dm him and just say hey this is the coolest podcast have you heard of the we're still cool right podcast you should totally go on oh you should totally go on i mean if he if he comes on we could probably afford two of those middle fingers we might be able to what about my side by side fuck the middle i'll buy you a middle finger if i get my side by side i'll even let you guys ride in it jesus hey it seems like right now what we're getting is the spray tan and we don't seem to be jumping on that one so we do have one other email so this is from john uh john crowley so we I and again after I read this we already said John we want to have you on so we're going to make this happen he said Mikey my god everyone pees in the shower no they don't I'm meeting more and more people that haven't it's 2% of the amount of people that do pee in the shower

but we're out there I've never done it I never will he said toilet paper goes under John I'm hoping I'm reading this wrong because it never goes under you might be the first person I've ever heard say that I have problems like respecting your opinion from here on. Right. You're going to have to come on. I don't know you and I don't mean that genuinely, but seriously. Yeah, I don't understand it. I feel strongly about that. There's no benefit of it being under. Just keeps unraveling it. Anyway, anyway. But he also said we talked about Playboys and who was in Playboy. He said best celebrity in Playboy, Suzanne Summers, which she was pretty hot back in the day.

Sure. I do remember Bull Durham oh yeah wait was that her oh yeah I think so is that her or am I wrong she also did the Thighmaster oh no then it's a different person no that's who the hell's in Bull Durham god she's hot I'll get you well and wasn't Suzanne Summers she was in a sitcom well she was in Susan Sarandon there you go Susie and Summer. There you go. You're thinking of Thelma and Louise. Right. That one. Yeah. So he also said, oh, I have a Kathy Ireland story for you. I met her. Yeah. We're going to get him on here. What'd she smell like? No kidding. I bet it was perfect. Oh, God. Yeah.

So we're going to talk about all the people here. But he said, how did you like Bush Stadium? It's an all right stadium. He's being coy. He's the biggest Cardinals fan. That's right. So thanks, Shaun. I'll get ahold of you and we'll, we'll connect. Cause yeah, I, his stories are great. Yeah. I could go for a few more of those airline stories. I'm sure they're amazing. So. Well, it's one of those things like not calling you old John, but like when I've talked about how I want to go to Ireland really bad and I just, all I want to do is talk to like local people and just my favorite thing is just hearing like the shit people have seen and been through. So yeah, just reminded me of that.

Lucky guy. She's I wouldn't kick her out of bed. To say the least. There was something else I wanted to touch on. Oh, this is completely off topic. Well, kind of. So on the, I don't listen to a ton of podcasts. I do listen to like some local ones, but other than that, I don't. But if I'm on a long car ride, I'd rather listen to podcasts than music. I feel like the time goes way faster and stuff like that. So Kara's like, oh, we should, you know, what do you want to listen to? I'm like, I don't know. I'm like, you know, we both like, I'm trying to think how to say this inappropriate things or, you know, not safe, not safe for work things. And she goes, have you heard of the sanctum unmasked podcast? I go, no. And she's like, Oh, it's about a dude who started a sex club. And I was like, I'm in, it's like, I didn't even know a thing about it basically, but that, and it is a very, very fun and interesting podcast to listen to so it's just this guy he was like i think he was i'm gonna get some of it wrong but he was gifted some money but they blew through it he lived like way beyond his means type thing had to come up with something started a basically a sex club and it grew into now obviously that caused a lot of marriage problems and a lot of other problems right but uh yeah it grew into like the one of the biggest sex clubs there is and i mean we're talking like a-listers go to it now he can't name people but i was googling it to like you know when you listen to a podcast like i want to see what this guy looks like is he still rich like that kind of stuff well apparently at some point it came out like he outed hunter biden after like at some point so he got like deep

shit and they got like sued over and all this stuff because i guess he was like one of the best clients ever like so but yeah i mean oh it's a really entertaining podcast to listen to that's funny like bought an old mansion and flipped it into it and then wanted to move like his family and kids and do it like no guys we can live here when the parties aren't going on like no dude like crunching through crusty he's being like putting my kids to bed psycho i think it's bad to live in a party house let alone oh man well and like even if even if you know obviously people clean things up it's not going to be super gross like crunchies like you talk about yeah it's like so some crazy shit happened right over there right and all he's going to be that's the memories that while he's sitting there with his family eating popcorn yeah you know what i mean like that's yeah she's playing a board game all where hunter biden was getting his whole eating go ahead sue me bring it on as we always say we're a mature audiences podcast guys these things come in my head and i just say them i don't i don't i don't really have that whole filter that's funny yeah you imagine your kid comes home like i got a black light he's like get out of the house none of those pull out in here so anyway where are we at here eric is it time for uh i got one i want one more thing here kind of something that mike said earlier and i didn't want to interrupt the train of thought so okay so we talked about logan 275 dollars on a hoodie yeah sorry no if he if you're asking him it was a jacket it's a jacket jacket i don't care

as long i mean unless it's made of fucking kathy ireland's hair yeah okay so that was where i was going with the question what would it need to be for you to be willing to spend 200 275 dollars on it like a jacket like so and so wore it it was signed what would it be like it has to be like a simple piece not like something super extravagant but like what would it be like somebody wore it it's autographed god what's your two what's your no questions 275 i mean i don't have i don't have a lot but it would probably be some sort of a sports jersey that was worn that's where my head went during again you know like that's probably where i would go but like i don't even know who that would be so i be honest with you where my mind went was like my favorite player of all time is andre dawson if there was like a game worn jersey from him and he had like signed it like yeah i could frame that and keep it forever 275 bucks that'd be worth it i'd keep it forever or something nicholas cage wore in face-off hands down oh a movie prop i didn't think about that it has to be that like i like i have to like i like i could literally watch the whole scene of you wearing that like he wore so many badass costumes and face-off that i want those gold guns really that too right the yeah the prosthetic nutsack from uh just a trucker no yeah i thought about that but from um stepbrothers supposedly oh jesus i really thought you were talking about just

you put that in my head yeah you have just scrotums on your mind all night long now yeah i don't know i think yeah if it was like my home's jersey or something like you know or something like that like princess leia's uh thong oh that gold bikini yeah but i also kind of like question like you know if it's like a jersey an autographed jersey i'm probably gonna frame it and never wear it i'm not gonna like that's true you know so like something i would wear is a little different kind of oh like what would i wear nothing that's so that's what where we did different right like and again he's still a kid he's enjoying being a kid and i tell him all the time like dude enjoy it while you can because then eventually it's just stress and bills you know obviously great things too but i'll tell you we're a little less stressful if you save some of that money right now preaching the car you could get a little bug in his ear to be great things like that i have like a dollar amount in my head like when i think about it like a hoodie 60 70 dollars probably the same yeah 100 if it was like super nice right or something special yeah like maybe i would have spent 100 on that 100 max yeah for sure we're not quite but i have to like really want it even a t-shirt 50 bucks and that's rare you know what i mean yeah t-shirts to me need to be under 50 it's so crazy like it's crazy to me that people pay more than that i mean i think it's crazy when a bar or anywhere okay no i don't want to say it's a local place it's a it's just a little drink stand but i'm not going to say anything but some people have

t-shirts that are like you know 40 for just a t-shirt and i'm like i just don't get it right yeah i can't wrap my head also what's crazy to me i know we need to wrap this up but if you're going to like the weekend or something like that you clearly are not you're going to sell a lot of shirts and a lot of merch there's no reason that it needs to be 275 i mean yeah it's a shitload of money but i would think if it was less you would sell more i don't know well i don't know how it really i don't know how it is for those but i remember when i worked out at the hotel we were connected to the arena and disney on ice would always come over there and the guys that like sold the merch everything is like they didn't get paid at all they everything is commissioned that they make really yeah so everything that they're making so like i think they just make so much and then they just give a certain percentage to disney you know i mean but really they're out there selling all the stuff and so i think they're kind of setting the prices on it you know what they can get they'll sell it if something isn't moving they'll lower it but up until then if it's moving they're doing it you know i mean because then they make all the yeah difference or it's like a flat feet at Disney of this much and then everything they make over it is XYZ but talk about an interesting job like right out of high school is go travel all those things and sell those stupid glow sticks and those like things like that those guys are just well because they're gonna get sold everyone's buying them yeah I mean the whole you walk in with your kids and it's like they hit you right at the door there's no way you're just getting by without not getting at least one thing right I mean and then because once the kid sees the shiny thing yeah they're

not going to stop talking well and then you sit down and you see it going all the way around so then it's not even if you get past the first time once you're sitting there you're like all right let's go fucking get you on this so whatever you know what i mean a 14 popcorn and a 20 drink so yeah well anyways so who knows maybe that's or maybe they just saw some kid and took advantage of them that's i mean that's true yeah he'll make it back it's just money yeah that's good that's what people with money say anyway yeah you can always make more All right, I got a dad joke for you guys.

Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

Because of the mass. Yeah, I took the same thing too. I was like, what? I thought it was going to be a wave joke. I'm literally just laughing of how dumb I am that I'm like, oh, look, I figured it out. I'm just glad it took us both the same amount of time. I was glad you both got it because I was like, oh shit, I don't want to have to explain this one.

I will say that's when you know a joke is when you have to explain it. A few people have. Because it's your dog, man. Oh my God, did you kill it? Yeah, I will say some people have sent me some. They haven't emailed them in, but I don't. Again, I'm sorry guys. I'm not good at checking Messenger, but like our buddy Ryan and then Allie have sent me a couple dad jokes. So we'll try and slide those in at some point too. We do have. So I think when you guys brought this calendar. I did. Yeah. bring that yeah and so this is very helpful and then also our friend jody gave me a uh like a scratch off dad joke book thing i didn't bring it tonight but we'll have that in here soon so we've got some new new source material good for a while ashley had that thing out and she's like are you ever gonna fucking take this in she's like i have it sitting out here so you remember to take i'm like i'm sorry i went through i went through a few of them here and i'm gonna have to start putting x's on them so i know if we'll just rip them off there you go it's a calendar but i mean it starts from January 1 and there's some good ones in here. I don't want to lose them.

That's true. That's a good point. Good stuff, boys. Yeah, I'd say that was another good one. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you for the emails again. We really appreciate them just because, let's be honest, we just love reading them. It's a lot of fun. It's like the topics and actually you guys have been sending in is awesome. It's always stuff we don't see coming. Even like Brams, I'm like, I don't like the fact of what you're saying about Nicolas Cage, but you know what? I will fucking talk about it. But then he also, then he, you know, drops it. He brought up a really good point. He drops it in counter-reaves and we're like, all right, there we go.

That led to, yeah, a whole thing. So, yeah. So keep it coming. Tell your sister we're disappointed in her decision. So we'd like Mike Trout's order. But I respect it, too. I respect the game. And I was like, yeah, we don't go for that shit. And John, I'll get a hold of you. We appreciate everybody offering donations for Mike Spray Tan. Yes, we are going to have to get that. You know what we're going to do? We're going to take that money and we're going to donate to homeless kids in need. because that's more worthy, guys. We're not going to do it. We're going to... Homeless kids and need a spray tan.

We're going to... Jesus Christ. We're going to... Kids in Ireland need some tans. We're going to wait about three more days for these pink legs to turn back to white, and then we'll go ahead and get them nice and tanned up here. Should I do it right before Teddy Swim so all three of us can take pictures with me and my spray tan?

Don't fuck with me. All right. Thank you guys so much. We'll see you soon. Bye. Bye.