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Ep. 13May 14, 20251:05:13

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Come see if we can make it through an hour long episode without needing to pee! We discuss comedians, wives sending to the store and our bladders.

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Come see if we can make it through an hour long episode without needing to pee! We discuss comedians, wives sending to the store and our bladders.

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What's up, brother? My man. How you been? It's been a while, but it still just gets me excited every time I hear a click. Click, click, click, click, click. We got to think of something cool to write on it, though. We do. I don't know. It probably won't end up on the podcast. That's true. It's more for me to cut. Oh, damn it. I didn't even think we were so stupid. I guess they don't see that. I mean, and he sees it. We should write, fuck off, Erik. Yes. Yes. Let's just make a joke. Come on, Erik. We're trying to... You're calling us out here. We're going to make just something making fun of him every week.

And then eventually, we'll just grab those and we'll make a montage. We'll post some pictures of you clicking it on social media. Yes. Dude, if I saw 20 seconds fast cut of Shaun, just snap, snap, snap, snap, snap. I would laugh so goddamn hard. Well, when the gators come around.

Go too fast. Yeah, exactly. oh boy so man how you been uh good good yeah uh everything's well uh we're mixing it up today so i feel like i should just get the elephant out of the room because we're we're we're doing a beer we are we're just just beer we're not mixing anything we're not adding any weird adjuncts we're not hoping something tastes like chocolate milk you know exactly what we're drinking well you guys know what exactly we're drinking but i've never had it well okay i was gonna say i've never had it either actually okay because it's been pretty well documented on here that i do not follow the level of craft beer that you guys do but we got a good one here yeah so uh shout out to dimensional our boys there uh so uh so this is how do you say it smeases smeasies yeah smeasies it's a it's a playoff s'mores so uh this is this year's right yeah okay 25 yeah it's on the side this guy on this first time. I'm pretty sure. Oh, is it? Okay. So Imperial style aged in bourbon and rye barrels then rested on honey roasted peanuts, peanut butter, marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker. Oh, so it's like, it's like dessert in a glass. Dude, you fuck, which, oh my God, by the way, I'll never forget. We were doing s'mores and no one had ever showed me this before. S'mores. S'mores what? How can you have s'mores?

something I have any you're killing me balls yeah yeah I caught on we're gonna we are gonna talk about some movies today so that feels pretty that's right off the dome that was just yeah so uh yeah we normally do a mixed drink or what have you but Erik brought this beautiful bottle for us today and we know he has no shortage of them we could probably do one of these every podcast for a year and he'd maybe run out so yeah probably yeah i mean it's important to set goals so if that's what uh should we start doing that dude if we told your wife we're doing the math i'm gonna tell aaron like we can crush his cellar in no time if you want us to so should we give it a go i think we should so um yeah so this is the i'm normally not a dark guy either but oh i am yeah like this isn't really a check it you can sit no don't talk we just don't chug just sip oh yeah oh yeah i mean you can if you want but oh i didn't even think to say the best part yeah what's the abv on this bad boy i i mean it's over 10 for sure it's like probably do you No.

Throw out a guess. 13. 12.25. 12.25? I was going to say 13. You're both wrong. 15.2. Chug it? There's a lot of sugar there. Do you want to chug it? No. I was going to say, I'm like, don't chug it. No, it's going to taste delicious. All right. Cheers. Cheers, brother.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That is good. Here's how you know it's good. You drink it, and it just laces and coats the glass in motor oil. So I got a shout-out to Ben Himes. Dude, you got to get this. He loves peanut butter. He loves the dark sauce, and he likes the peanut butter stuff. So my man, this is – I wish I could save it for you. Like, he would love it. I got another bottle. Can we shout-out the Dimensional Boys since they're amazing? Oh, yeah. So Shane, Grant, and Joe, shout out to you guys. You guys are fucking awesome. If you live in Iowa, especially, and you haven't been to Dimensional, you're really missing out.

It really is just one of the best places to go. The beers are always good. The guys are the coolest. The vibes there are awesome. The total package, people. Dude, it's everything. No, but what I meant to say is. I do want to chug this. I don't want it. It's good. You're going to get the Dobbatas. You're going to get the Dobbatas. I'm already on the fast track. I was going to say, we're old, right? What's the bad? yeah it's fine do it no but uh like me and my kids you know fire pit you do s'mores yeah i'll never forget the first time someone came over and they were like in they i think it was tj he had like a s'more kit oh and it was reese's peanut butter cups and i'm like how the did i never think okay this is a good time how do you make your how do you make your s'mores so before knowing that piece of knowledge it was just graham cracker two marshmallows and what is that one two three four six chunk of chocolate yeah six chocolate you know the six little pieces so you break off like half a bar it covers the graham cracker perfectly so i put the graham i put the chocolate down upside down first the graham first the graham then see i don't i do the chocolate is that how it goes i don't know i guess it really is the same thing it doesn't matter because you put it on there like it's on one side or the other do you roast your marshmallows till they're like charred i do oh god you're a golden brown thank you well i i would just light them on fire so the outside is crispy and then the middle is a little gooey i don't like it to alexa play the song golden brown texture like sun that's the only part of the song you know what i just realized

uh and maybe i shouldn't be admitting this but if you look at the name it's like Reese's and s'mores. You fucking moron. Yeah, yeah. Makes sense now. It's Smeases. So this brings up something. By the way, if I would have really looked, you could see the fucking peanut butter cup. Yeah, that would have made a lot more sense. Okay, so on that topic, this just jumped in my head. I got a story here for you. So Ashley, I go to...

Oh, God. She sent me to get some wine at... what's up in Swisher that little like beer no the winery the Cedar Ridge sorry that I must be getting me already but it's a fantastic place but Ashley sends me there to grab some wine because she had it and she's like this is what i want you know she's telling me what it is i'm like what is it what it she's like lovin's it's a lovin's red it's lovin's and i'm like lovin's okay i'm like well i don't know like i've never heard of it yeah go over there um i walk in and the gal's like can i help you with anything i'm like yeah i'm looking for lovin's red you know and she's like what and i'm like oh my god hold on is this like like she sent you into a place for blinker fluid and she was just fucking with you exactly but she wasn't fucking with me well i mean might have been so i'm like looking all over the place and i'm like i don't know i just ask and she's like i have no idea what you're talking about and i'm like i don't know wine so i don't know what else to get like i don't know what to do and finally the girl goes do you mean low vines oh and i'm like in my head i'm like no it's lovins and she's like or no i said i go no it's lovin she's like lovines and i go yeah no

i it's love it's it's lovin's is what it is yeah i love that your brain didn't go like that does sound so close that she's probably basically the same she gives it to me i go up there pay for it and like as i'm doing it i like look at it i'm like oh god you know i like actually look at it i'm like oh my god so i'm like damn it ashley i feel like the biggest idiot you know in the world And then Ashley's looking at it and she's like, how did I even, because that's not like her. That's totally something that I would do. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But we've all done that with something. But she sent me there, so gave me the thing.

I look like a fool for this person to the point that when she's like, trust me, this is what you want. And I'm like, all right. I guess. Just until I look at it, I'm like, oh, my God. She could have at least helped you out, though, and been like, the label looks like this. Yeah. Or, you know. Yeah. That's why I think there's an art form to the salesperson there. They were trying to not make you feel stupid. There it is. I guarantee you that was shared. Yeah. That was shared back there. I have probably. Did you see that idiot that just left? He held it low lines. Those of you that have worked there have heard this.

If I'm a living legend, I would love to hear it. Gotta hope so. If you would, please. No, because at the end of the day, it was just another husband. They're used to it. You know what I mean? But if I was one that you made fun of, if you heard somebody saying Lovin's Red over and over and over again, and it was Lovin's, and you've heard the story, please email us. Please email us at we'restillcoolright at gmail.com. I would love to hear that because, man, I felt like the biggest. Any chance I get where I know you fucked up and I get to make fun of you for it. So please email us. But I do all the time.

I do all the time, especially when it comes out of that stuff. But that's why there's all those memes and jokes about sending your husband and he has to call you seven times. I'm like, okay, well, what we are as men, in my opinion, is we're not going to get the wrong thing. No, because I wanted to make you happy. I was like, I'll go get it. Yeah, absolutely. Or if there's two things that could be it, I'm going to call and ask. Because I don't know why, and I hate it. I feel like an asshole if I come with the wrong thing. so i want to be dead sure yeah have you ever had to buy makeup for ashley no oh my fucking god i don't think so well that's not true you'll know because you were blinded by the lights no i did actually i did and i walked in with the box that's the way this is what i need that's the way she gave me the wrong thing well that's not on you i get all the way back home and ashley's like i'm like man if i had to wait in line for this i'm like it felt so you know whatever and i handed to her And I'm like, she said, and Ashley's like, this isn't the right thing.

I'm like, I specifically told her, I'm like, my wife sent me in. This is what I need. And the other guy came over and she goes, just so you know, you're a really good husband right now for doing this. And I'm like, damn right. I am right. I am. And I brought the wrong thing home. Because of course that she just handed me. I didn't even look to see if it matched. And she's like, and then Ashley's like, did you even look? The boxes aren't even the same. And I'm like, they're not. Okay. But still like, if that was on her. Yeah, exactly. if you got sent with the wrong box, it's on you. Yeah, I just remember going through there and getting home.

And this was a long time ago with my kid's mom, but I was like, first of all, I'm blind. Don't ever make me do that again. Like, it's so fucking bright. It was Target. And she was like, I just need this. It's easy to find. It's this. And you walk in there and I don't even know how they see you through that stuff. I'm like, I need sunglasses. And then the minute you grab something, they're like, oh, can I help you? And I'm like, no. Like, just, this is all I need. And then I turn, I can't see. You know when you walk out of a strip club at like 6 in the morning? Well, some of you may not know, but some of us do know.

And everything's even hard to look at. I don't like it. That was one thing. I'll buy whatever, but I don't ever want to buy makeup for someone again. Yeah. I mean, I got it wrong, too, even with the box in my hand. I don't know what to ask. I tried. I tried really hard. Yeah. Have you ever went and had to get them things at a certain time of the month? I have. So I don't mind doing that, but have you ever done the thing? Because this has happened. I think it doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me either. It bothers some people. Some people, I'm like. The first time it did, after the first time.

But just in general, just that whole topic. I grew up with bald women. How guys really struggle with it. I'm like, I don't know. I mean, it's just part of it. They know they're not for me. It's what I said. I was like, I'm not on my period. It's fucking fine. I don't care. And even if I am, fuck you. I don't care because I'm on my period. Yeah. But no, I grew up. I think I'm going to cheers that. we're socially mature that we can handle that and we can go do that cheers to us all here on that one yeah uh we call those green flags that's called a victory for us that's called we deserve another tasty treat no god don't tempt me with another good beer no but i remember so i you know i've done the thing and this is not like look how cool i am but we've all done this at some point but mine got noticed where i like went to buy those and i'm like i'm here i got her some flowers and I grabbed some cookies.

Just like, you know. Oh, damn. Look at you. Shut up. You've done it too. I have not. I mean, I bought plenty of things of cookies and stuff like that. Well, like trying to make an ice for her. Yeah. So that was it. But I'll never forget this one girl. And she actually was like, you know, I was a lot younger then. But I think she was a couple years younger than me. And she's like, oh, my God. And I was like, oh, shit. I didn't think you'd get noticed. Right. I was like. Hero. I mean, some people throw it on hero. Make sure to talk how good guys are.

The guy in aisle seven was throwing it on hero. I mean, if we want to go with that, we can't. Right? Yeah. Yeah, it never bothered me either. But I definitely do know dudes who... I so badly want to shout out some of our friends, but I'm not going to do it. It's so tempting. You fuckers know who you are. Thank you. You're lucky we're not saying it. Hey, you. Yeah, you know, you know See you soon for a depth charge Yeah, but no like it is what it is. I really do think though. I mean I Know guys who grew up with you know, they had brothers and that was it And they never had to go by their mom. I'm sorry. I can understand how the first time may be a little weird Wait a minute. Did you have to go by your mom?

Dude, no, but like is that what you just said? Did I just hear that? Well, I'm just saying you probably never heard it even talked about because your mom's not talking but if you had sisters at least then you've at least heard about it. I got you at the top. We went different. Well, that's where I'm like, well, fuck, man. Dude, if my mom came up. I mean, we clearly had different upbringings. Upbringings. Yes, we did. But I didn't know if we were getting to that one. Do you want to talk about it? No, let's not do that. We need a long-form discussion. That's funny. We'll save that for our next podcast.

Right. 40-year-old trauma. I like that. Hit the screen. No. Yeah, no time. We're just going to fly into the wind. You're just going to have to deal with it. This could be a three-hour podcast. We don't know. Oh, I'm down for that. Oh, I'm not. I'll have to pee. I'll start flailing my arms. He'll turn into a wacky inflatable tube man. If we make it all the way through this without we have to pee, it's going to be a miracle because this is already kind of – Your bladder is the timer. Dude, I have the bladder of an infant. That's something I don't know if we've talked about, but I can't do car rides.

It's so bad. I am the baby. I am too. It's like a sense of pride. So you go to the Ozarks a lot, and we're going there. you know and i i can't i usually can't there's no no except what that's six hours five five there's no way never will i make that no one stop i used to not be able to make it two and a half now i always blame it on well there's this really great gas station about halfway through that's got good cheap beer so i'm always like wow we better pull it and stop really slide bastard you're like i'm doing it for us i'll teach you the ways teach you the ways yeah mine just more like no i can hold it and then it gets to the point where you're like, you can't. You're like, oh, cool. It's another 45 minutes to the next one.

You're like, oh, this is a bad idea. I think I also at the point where I like I don want to hold my piss No it sucks You going to go I learned that in my opinion I think so many people just do it and they just used to doing it and they don realize they holding it It like a stupid pride thing There this like, oh, I've never even had to pee once. I'm like, why? That's weird. Dude, if I'm laying in bed at night That's a challenge. Yeah, if I'm laying in bed at night and there's even an inkling I'm going to have to piss, there's no chance I'm going to bed. So I get up. Good lord, you just struck up a topic. Alright, when you're going to bed. Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.

I always get ready for bed, brush teeth through the whole thing, piss, get into bed. I always have to get up and pee again. Even if it's just a tinkle. It's like it gets in my head. Every time. Well, it's like it's in my head. Because I don't ever, like, I'll go back and it might be like this. But it's like in my head that I'm like, I'm going to pee the bed.

Shaun, I asked this with so much love. Did you pee the bed when I was a kid? No, no, no, no, no, no. And I figured not. But, like, I didn't want to, like, strike up a bad thing. So I wanted to ask you know what I mean? I don't know if I should talk about this. I didn't either though. But I have the same thing. Where it's like I'll lay in bed and I do drink a lot at night. Which is stupid. Of what? Water. Jesus Christ. No, I chugged whiskey right before bed. I don't know. You said you drink a lot at night. I don't. I mean, hey. I was just clarifying for you. We have people that I'd probably like to know.

Rum, whiskey, all clear, vodka. Yeah. But a lot of water. Yeah. That's when I get thirsty too. I get the most thirsty at night. And I've talked to everybody, TJ, about that. Like he drinks a ton at night. but he sleeps through it and I'm like if I again if I'm laying there and there's even like I may have to pee at some point I can't sleep so I have to go yeah and then go back to bed even if it's just a little tinkle tinkle tinkle and then I'm like it gets the bad juju out of your head yeah you know by the way how manly was the tinkle tinkle tinkle it was really cute did you record that sound can you cut that well he didn't do it because he didn't know what's happening but he's going to grab oh he has the there's so many good sounds please tell me The next time Shaun is drinking, I just want the tinkle, tinkle, tinkle.

The next time? That's going to be adorable. You mean the next podcast? Isn't that like what we're doing here? Well, yeah, but like for the drink. Ah, I got you. Instead of the crickets that we've heard, you know, and I'm sure there's going to be a lot of noises. That one. I want tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. Well, as long as I get the applause as I'm doing it. It's true.

God. A little late, Dickhead. Jesus. so we kind of want to talk about some movies this episode oh god we could talk about this forever i mean it's we've talked about movies a lot on here it's you know i know what do you want to start with and i'll bring up what i want to like what's something i would want to talk about we've talked about like our favorite movies or like oh are you saying you don't want to talk about movies no oh no i absolutely do but i'm just curious like what you're going to bring up for movies and then i'll like bring up gotcha well i was trying to think a little bit like some of the the movie i like we were talking about this earlier we're all together talking about how i can't i feel like it cannot retain oh conversation you know i mean like so hard we have a conversation i mean in the moment but then we're talking about yeah we just we were sponges well but like movie quotes i could go on and on and on and that's all the best i'm like i know i i'm starting to forget the classics yeah and i'm like oh no is this dementia but they come back pretty quick so something like tommy boy watch that with cooper the other day oh yes so my favorite part of that movie and i know it's so stupid but it's when they're walking through the factory and he's like just the crane hits him the head he's like the fucking movement he does yeah i laughed so hard everyone's like dude it's not that funny i'm like to me like watching the stupid face that dude chris farley was so just checking the specs on the rotary i'm retarded Yeah.

Oh, it's so good. It's so good. I always find it funny. Like, would he have been as funny if you couldn't see him? You know what I mean? If you couldn't see him? Yeah. I don't think so. Because you think about, like, the van down by the river bit. Oh, so much. He was a – Yeah, he's very animated. He was a visual. Yeah. But I feel like that's a – I mean, okay, like, there are certain comedians you can listen to, and they are just as funny on audio, right? Yeah. like uh even like dane cook is not cool now right to people but like he was so good at the time he came out he was very animated though he was 10 times funnier if you watched him yeah eddie murphy was another one like you know back in the dangerous days like he was so good watching him you you needed to see him do what he was doing so yeah i think it's a it's another layer right you're you're funny on top of doing that stuff you know i mean like kind of the dryer the comedian the the less you need to see him norm mcdonald was a fucking genius but like he you could listen to his whole stand up and never look at him and you'd laugh just as hard or like tom or tom segura or uh not burt but like i don't know yeah even chappelle chappelle kills me i don't think i even need to see him it's better if i see him but he's yeah but it's also it's that's i mean you're just watching him smoking cigs so that's pretty pretty much you guys ever seen the uh bit with the interview that norm mcdonald did with larry king no no i saw the kevin hart or not kevin uh cat williams yeah like everybody should go google this because it's it's like

it's the smartest like kind of crazy comedy is this like the 15 minute joke well it's he he says he says something like i am the most closeted gay man or something like that he and then larry king's like so you're saying you're you're coming out as i think he said most secretive so larry just thought he was had he had gold right now no they just kept going they kept going back and forth and he was like so you're gay and you're letting me know right now he's like no but if i was i would just tell you i'm the most closeted gay man ever they keep doing it and like honestly to this day you watch it and you go like normally i'm a gay and it no one cares dorm was up oh by the way when that came out they cared a little bit you know larry i forgot about that i truly think it was him like just being like i can it was being norm funny like i can be this dry funny like you have no idea if i'm being serious as a as a comedy like i love stand-up comedy it's like my favorite thing in the world i i norm was such an underrated comic and i will tell anyone this if you don't like norm's comedy like stand-up go watch dirty work the movie yeah and i guarantee you will laugh like him and arty laying together it was it's it might be the most quoted movie that i ever like pull quotes from really it's hilarious i mean i liked it but i i mean i liked the movie but it was i was also i remember expecting i don't know dude okay but maybe it was one of those i don't think i ever watched it again like as opposed to like you know like kind of like the

Will Ferrell stuff like by the third time like the first time I watched Step Brothers I liked it by the third time I'm like this might be the greatest thing I've ever seen and that's true I saw Drew Burt probably 20 times so it could have been like just kind of that level but generally dry comedy I like and I really respect I just don't like that's not that's not me and I'm not trying to tell you I'm a stand up comedian like that stuff but like i am what tickles your way more visual loud like oh you know i would say like if people call me funny i would follow like more like a farley or something like that that would be you know then like then like that dry i'll say my appreciation came with came with my appreciation of him came with age like when he died it was kind of like oh shit and then i remembered how much i like dirty work and like now i watch back his stuff that i didn't think was funny when i was younger now i find it even better so i i think it's just that like i think once maybe you slow down a little bit i don't know well or also once you understand that what he was there's multiple ways to be funny right so then you learn that you're like this is what he does you know look at that look at bargetti we sound old as shit right now just so you know when you're young i guess what i don't care i think our comedy tastes have changed too as like oh for sure i think about the stuff when i was a kid that like florida adam adam sandler and the the goat and you know like some of those i mean they're still great but like i listened to it back and it's still

funny but it's not like smart funny like i appreciate smart funny a lot more now yes i loved more slapstick just yeah silly shit back then well but that's a good way to say it yeah but your your overall knowledge of the world is a lot smaller so like just the obvious funny is better when you're younger and then as older you get you kind of know some of the things that they're talking about are doing that you pick up on what blew my mind is so i've never i'm a pretty dirty person as far as humor and i swear a lot right and like yeah drives maybe my folks we've had to cut out so much stuff from this guy here it's really even sorry a little bit but like i but yeah you're right and i mean like bargetsy right yeah he's clean jim gaffigan clean i think they're hilarious but like they would they would never be in my top and i love them i will i watch every stand-up they do but i do find the dirtier raunchier over-the-top comedy better i i just it's just how i am like that i think that's why segura is very up there for i think that's why chapelle is up there for me you know what i mean but they're yes i mean i totally understand like i just i've gotten more into the see i like the clean the dirty but generally that that dry is a little harder for me i could just in just in general it's just not what i like the most you know um and i don't think that's ever gonna be in anyone's top by the way put you on the spot top three

comics oh fuck that's impossible i mean 33 you can hold on you're saying right now or all time like no no like if you were to say right now off the top of your head top three like like if i only had to watch if i if i got three specials to pick to watch this in general like who or three comedians go like three comedians who am i gonna go see them live right now stand up okay that thank you that makes way more sense i know i can do mine i think yeah and not even doesn't have to be stand-up but they're gonna do a performance for you because some are not great stand-up Yeah. Sure.

You want to go one on one? What do you got? I mean, yeah, instead of ranking up three, because that's hard. Well, whatever, just name three. I would go Nate Bargett just because of like, he's just like, he's like in the pocket. He's just like hitting it right now. You know what I mean? I would go Shane Gillis. Oh, he's so good. Right now. He's my number one. He's so good. He's so good. Yeah. So, so, so good. What do you got? Um, tom segura for me fucker and but like shane is right there too yeah like well it would be hard for me to rank them but a lot of people have been like tom's fell off i'm i don't know i think he's getting better i think he's getting better well so the thing is he's not i just watched a clip from two bears one game and bert's like uh you're this is your last tour you're done you're retiring and he goes what why are you saying that i don't know that and he goes because you're doing so well with the podcasts and the videos and the tv show now and then you're going to start doing movies and you're just going to be like fuck this i'm out well and then he's no but he did say my tickets right now this is the last tour but he did say he's like you don't like touring yeah that's true you know i mean just loves to be like that thing and so it's like i totally get that like it i i totally identify way more with bert like just like his like feeding off the crowd like that sort of thing like yeah i mean you know yeah i mean it's kind

of weird like i still really like bert but as i've gotten older it's like i've started to like tom more but it's like i don't like bert you know what i mean i'm just going like oh that looks exhausting like but he's been doing it he's always been who he is you know what i mean so but i would always there's i think there's different levels too of people like good for him oh yeah like for and we all know a very successful good friend like he was here from me you know but um but he's just like such a likable person i would just like to meet like now when you talk about somebody that i would like to sit down and have a fucking beer with he is definitely in my top three by far i can't see him sitting down he doesn't i got a picture call whatever you want to sitting down i'm i'm gonna be like chugging beers at the like whatever but if i could just be his friend for a and just ride the wave.

Can I get like 10 minutes before we hit the whole crew? Hold on. I got to say something because we're not even talking about it. That was the first comedy show we went to. We saw Bird at Penguins. It was. Do you remember how we got those tickets? Was it someone Ashley worked for? Ashley. Ashley got them from that cell. We also had tickets at night. He was at Penguins. He was. He wasn't big. Dude, he was not big yet. Nobody knew who he was. And I will tell you. Do you remember the name of the person in the crowd? Burl. and he like made fun of this person all night long so basically he did crowd work the whole time and this one guy up front was talking about something and he's like chatting back and forth with him and he's like what year do you think this was I mean we were pretty young we had no kids I don't know yeah we didn't have kids we didn't have we were probably like 20 I mean this had to be I thought I was 22 probably I mean I would have probably so maybe like 24 no we had to be probably a little older than that Logan was born in 07 and it was before that so that's all i'll say so it was between 2002 and 2006 okay so yeah anyways he's talking about things and all of a sudden he goes on you know he connects with this guy and he goes so what's your name and the guy goes burl and he like says he goes wait what did you just say what i fucking think burl am i saying that right burl because no one in the crowd could understand the guy burl's not a name like everyone was like what we're not hearing him right like they get went back and forth and back and forth and this was the penguins that was in the basement you know like we're down there and it was it was hilarious but all we did was crowd work yeah yeah and it was

so weird later because when i went and saw him you and ash were like you remember seeing him right and i was like i've never seen this guy yeah and you guys reminded me i'm like oh my fucking god it's burl right yeah it was so funny it was it was a great it was amazing but did you did either of you watches uh the russian story oh before and yeah had you already seen it on youtube yeah before i before i saw him live after he let it out oh for sure i saw it on uh when when he let it out on rogan i saw it for the first time and then i've seen him two or three times since yeah we've seen him a couple times one time he did not know he's told it every time yeah yeah he's told it every time i mean i just and actually put it this way he didn't have he didn't take his shirt off when we saw him no the first time we saw him he was still wearing his shirt that was way way before that yeah yeah i did i did see some somebody because he's lost a bunch of weight he's been doing yeah he's always like jacked too like because he's always he's always been a workout but he actually i think it's actually coming true like he's actually he keeps it up dude yeah you know what i mean good for him this like uh interviewer goes do you think you're still going to be funny when you take your shirt off now that you've lost all this you know what though but he still has a little bit of a belly so good for him he's never going to not drink at all his last special though he was super tan and like just arms jacked like but fuck good for him you know at this point like good for you dude you go be like I mean I like

he would be the reason I would say a big inspiration for this podcast we talked about this like he's the reason why i started listening to podcasts yeah i mean i think burke crasher is put him on the mantle of the hall of fame as far as i'm concerned but like so you started listening or you were thinking podcasts because of two bears yeah because i just it was him and a buddy talking and i like yeah we not on that level but we can make some people laugh and i thought it just be really you know i mean like that kind of deal and then go back to the the original question is bert in your top three yeah well i i think you just built him up there's no way it can't be now he will always just be in my top three yeah but if i had to like sometimes like i don't know yeah i will just say yes 100 always in my top three so you got nate and bert who do you have i only have shane but i'm gonna say chappelle just because like i like he's still living i could i could still hopefully one day see him he's about the only i haven't seen him or shane otherwise the people who are currently alive i've seen most of them live yeah chappelle is my third like and he honestly would have been number one if he was still doing stuff a lot yeah he went through that he we definitely had a run there where he came back and i'm like yes and i don't think he's done i think he'll do at least another one honorable mention for me is matt rife when you guys brought up crowd work yeah yeah unbelievable with that stuff which is it's funny too how much hate that guy gets because they're like well all he does is crowd work i go do you know how hard that is like i by the way i said like i'm a

comedian like i've been doing my whole life you know how hard that is no but your mind has to fire at like such a high rpm to be able to constantly come up with that stuff it's not like he has plants in their nose he's gonna say i mean sometimes you get lucky and you see someone like you're like oh i'm gonna i i get six jokes out of this person but yeah i equate it to like what like i just guys i just put you guys on the spot about top three comedians right like it's like that he like he's on this like constantly people are just randomly saying shit and he's coming up with hilarious stuff to say but like that's like also he's been people will realize He's been doing it forever.

Like, so he was on like wild and out. And like, he, he actually started at like, I don't know, 13 or something like that. Yeah. By the way, if you find old pictures of him and you'll, it's crazy. He was not the guy he is now. He had a lot of work done. Like he had busted teeth and like good for, I'm saying this is great. I'm saying this is a great thing. Like props to him. Like he leaned into it. I mean, work done. Majority of the world's had braces. So no, no, no. I'm just saying like that doesn't count as No, yeah, I don't mean that I'm saying like If it does and it's like sign me up I mean I freaking wore braces for three and a half years Yeah, that's true You mean your parents loved you?

Sorry, that was a bad joke No, it's not It actually really hit the hole I have a funny story for that Can I get some more vodka? I have a funny story for that My teeth, right now I still have a gap because you are don't ever get no i know because actually i wore a brace for so long the orthodontist goes this is as good as it's gonna get but i had the worst buck teeth ever i mean they just stuck out and anybody that knows me from when i was younger they stuck straight out to the point when i went in there the orthodontist goes i can't believe you never broke these teeth like for like as many sports and activities as I was and I had baby teeth still for a long time so I've been going to an orthodontist where they're like we're not gonna do anything till the teeth you know we can't do this stuff and one of my uncles pulled my dad aside and said you know Shaun needs some braces we'd be happy to you know cover the bill or anything like that but it's like what the fuck he's like well you know i mean we know they can be expensive and not you know not in true no what kids are going on he's like he's been seeing an orthodontist for three years or just waiting for these other teeth to fall out but he's gonna get it but you know i mean honestly like i could totally see your dad too being like what the fuck are you talking about well like my dad and like pride like don't tell me you're all right you know but like just like somebody else like caring enough like they were that bad that like someone had to be like i'm like you know they went home and talk about it.

We're here if you need us. We need, I think we need an airjack with Shaun's teeth. Like an intervention. He's like, was he like, yeah, you want to buy him some clothes and fix his car too? He could use a new Mercedes while you're at it. But yeah, if you didn't know my dad, pride. Oh yeah. Or just, he always had his shit together. So then to hear that was like. That's hilarious. So it was pretty funny, but yeah. So I mean, I. Was your ortho Stobie? No. Okay. No, because no. That was right. You were probably too young then. That's not. Okay. that's where my mind went so i was just curious takes care of sophie now yeah yeah but no so it was it was really it was really funny but yeah but that's how bad my teeth were so yeah the fact that i have this gap now is like you if you would have saw before you'd be like his teeth are perfect they're absolutely perfect so yeah so actually shout out to dr orlean nice i'm like kind of surprised you remember that dr olene yeah took you a second i saw you like or no no dr olene my mom had a huge crush on him he was like good looking oh oh there you go now you're reviewing all the details i'm gonna say and a boy get after the 15 we gotta have that out here right that's true if you'd stop feeding us 15 beers then this would be very different but anyways hey that beer was fucking delicious that was delicious that was okay but we've talked about craft beer if if there's not a better example of why a you can't drink it all the time and like all these things

15 yeah tastes like dessert like yeah i could just chug that whole bottle it'd be fine no i don't want to do that that's why i like to share it with people because that's the right amount because yeah you don't need any more than that like i i will drink more than that but i do not need any more than that so yeah but that's why you have so many bottles because like you're waiting you share them with people yeah he's a very kind craft beer lover i will give him that so but yeah but back in the day we would just buy those we're like oh we'll just take it home and dome it and then you'd crack it and you're like oh i shouldn't have done that i don't want to finish this it's too much like and it's like it's not wine you can't just put it back and like it's not good you really shouldn't do that with wine either well but i'm saying like you have like a day I understand.

I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. This is going to go bad quick. No. I have corked, like a barely just out. I've corked it and made it last a day or two, but. You can do it. It's not great. It's just not the same. Yeah. I mean. Okay. So I'm just realizing right now, we haven't got to our third comedian. Oh, shit. So anybody listening right now is about to freaking. Caden, come on. Caden, I know you're about to pull your brains out right now. He just wants to type in right now being like, dude, get to the third comedian.

I'm going to say this, and anyone else listening, you're not allowed to message us, but you can email us at we're still cool, right? At gmail.com. And we will respond to you. We will. And yeah, so, so, um, is it my turn? Am I, am I the third? I did my third one. I don't know if I didn't, I went, uh, Gillis Chappelle.

I mean, we can repeat like, I love Segura so much. He's hard not to like. Yeah, it's not like I picked it. You can't. No, yeah. I mean, honestly, he would probably be my number two. I've seen him three times now. I don't know. To me, he's just the most relatable. I say that while he talks like, oh, the pores are listening to me. But he's joking. Yeah, but that's what I love about it. He just gets people going. Yeah, he leans into it. I just think that's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I honorable mention. I will give to a, a guy I've gone down a rabbit hole watching is Jeff or Curry. Like he just cracked again.

You talk about crowd work with like Matt Reif. Who's fucking amazing at it. Jeff or Curry is totally underrated. You can easily watch him for hours and hours. He's just so good at just laughing everything off. And yeah, yeah, he's good. Well, I will go to the, are you garbage crew? I think that I've told you guys, you know, to watch their podcast but then they're out there you know doing it too they do a lot of live shows and play the are you garbage game that is the best podcast listen they are so damn funny and um yeah so so that's good it's it's really good so if you're looking for for another one who listened like seriously are you garbage it is a good listen it's there they just have fun it's just uh How do you guys feel, and not to berate it too long or make it too long, but how do you feel about Daniel Tosh or Anthony Jeselnik?

So Jeselnik I like, but to me it gets old eventually, like over time. It's always the same thing. I will say Daniel Tosh, in my opinion, is one of the greatest stand-ups ever. I just wish he would totally be in my top three if he did more work. He had a show, I get it, but he's still one of the – If you've watched his... It's not a show. It's a podcast. I think he has. Oh, I haven't. His stand-ups, I've watched... I think there's three of them. Maybe there's two. I've watched Meech at least five times. They're hilarious. The whole joke that Gillis has on Alabama football. Tosh had a spin on that 15 years ago.

It's hilarious. i think i think gillis reminds me of like tosh but different delivery and a little faster thinking but like similar concept like he can he can react to things and like just you know ad-lib and be hilarious super quick the thing with jesson like like i so like the shot comedy does get a little bit old to me but jesson next delivery just the way that he like slowly says things and you have to think about it and then you're like oh fuck he's talking about fucking babies well but that's the problem is like but that's why i say it's always the same like you know now when i listen i'm like well i know it's coming because he needs to change it up or something because he starts and you're like he goes super dark but the delivery is so spot he goes as dark as you can get like it can't get worse and so now anytime he talks i just go to like what's the worst thing he could say and it's so i laughed just because of the way he says it like i already know that it's gonna be shocking you talk about dry says it yeah or you're just talking about the delivery i mean so much of that is like you know like nate bargazzi has the same like he says stuff that is so you know true when he talks about pancakes make me so tired yeah i mean you're like it's just deadpan yeah yeah it's but it's so good i mean it's just like you have to be you just appreciate the way people do that and it's it's it's really good so i think that's what I love about it though is do you remember what could do it have you ever seen kill Tony yeah so

my favorite thing on that I will just say quick is like someone comes out you have no idea what it's going to be like it can be man woman young old like no idea but god damn it you realize like everyone has a funny bone you know like I've seen 65 year old guys that walk out there and just crush it and then like there was one guy that walked out I swore to god he was 12 and they were like no he's 19 and he has like a child like dude it's there wasn't there a dude on there that was like 70 or 80 and he just like was hilarious hilarious well i mean and the coolest thing that i've heard like for legit these guys go on and kill and he's delivering they're doing well like the people that do they're actually like he has found more raw talent than anybody else i find it really funny too because you see like some big comedians up there i've seen tom on there i've seen several others and they're like they're dying laughing blown away like when you make them laugh yeah i'm like can you imagine how hard it is to make those guys you know i mean like really like they are i'm so mad i didn't think of myself in saying this like adam ray who like hit you know is dr phil when he does that oh yeah is the dude he's so fucking good as i mean people give him shit like oh you're not that funny you're just like that's your alternate persona as dr folks he dresses up like him yeah oh yeah first of all that's money on its own then they like made him meet dr phil and it was this whole thing right but then i went all it does is make you google him and then you watch it dude he's fucking brilliant it's funny i mean he doesn't even need to do that he does it

because it's fun yeah well yeah i mean good for him like it's a talent it's hilarious it's actually yeah with that stuff it's a lot of fun but god we're just gonna go home and beat off to stand-up comedy all night aren't we now let me ask you this we're talking about now do you remember some of the earliest stand-up comedy you saw? Like back when there was no Netflix, it was only HBO or like, all right, lay it on me. My favorite one ever or my first one that like got me. Yeah, well, either one. What got you first? What got you first? Like what when you, like, think about a time when you transition, you went, oh my God, this is, because I remember watching stand-up comedy for the stand, like I watched a stand-up.

I'll just do this. I will say my two oldest favorite stand-up memories I have. number one was Eddie Griffin voodoo child yep so if you've never seen that you're doing yourself a service it's one of the greatest fucking stand-ups you ever watched in your life and it stuck with me forever and then the second one would be Robin Williams live on Broadway I believe is what it was called it's honestly hard to find yeah it is dude I again we talked about something talks about yeah yes and with a thousand water bottles all over the place that he's shooting that's what we'll call it because when you miss you feel like you're gonna fucking die yeah but i will say the two like so eddie griffith that was right up there yeah but my the first one it was on showtime that just hit me the first one that i ever saw was chris rock oh uh bigger black no i don't think it was it was trying to remember it was one of his first i just don't remember the name of it but it was it was one of his first ones and um then the next one was martin lawrence martin are you so crazy yeah throw down your wallet don't make this all suffer like oh hold on oh god damn it now i'm now i'm having a thought of about like another bit from something i can't remember if it was him or if it was chris tucker and i think it was martin lawrence so anyway it's it was a great one those are the first two and then then i saw eddie griffith you know what i mean and then but that's when they're on hbo there wasn't that many that would come you know i mean there was

also the original kings of comedy like oh fuck dude that was so good yeah uh who was the guy i i feel so bad i'm blanking on his name big dude he was in a oceans 11 he ended up dying uh Uh, shit. Oh, you're just talking about, um, he was the car salesman. And I know I feel bad. I can't think of his name, but he's been dead for a while now. Uh, he's like Bernie Mac, Bernie Mac. And he's the best, like he's one of the best on deaf comedy jam. So my other thing I was going to say, then that led me to deaf comedy jam. So I would have gone like Chris rock, um, Martin Lawrence, Edgar, and then watch, started watching deaf comedy jam.

So I'm not sure when they all came out, but just what caught my eye for that stuff. You know what it became, yeah. Have you seen Bernie Mac when he was back on Def Comedy Jam? I think I've seen clips. I don't know if I've watched his original. Because you only used to be up there for like five minutes. That's what I mean. It was short. He was on there like three or four times. Just fucking crushes every single time. So good. But yeah, the Kings of Comedy. or the yeah there's like it was him cedric the entertainer yeah cedric the entertainer cracked me up when he's talking about harvey yeah he was yeah the the bernie mack was the greatest one in my opinion oh and uh um deal hugel deal thank you i was like i couldn't think of his name yeah he was good too yeah but bernie in my opinion was the greatest like i'm not even gonna say he's gonna ruin the bit but yeah oh i mean he's so good look him up on and look up if you think of a funny comedian look them up on just google if they on deaf comedy jam because chances are they were young and then they did it and there was guys that were fucking awesome same thing for the wayans brothers like like they slept on because they were like oh they did like the scary movies and so it like no like they they were way good they were way good and there's a reason they started making those movies because let's be honest there's more money in that and they're smart they made money they made money exactly what are you gonna do so yeah we are we are comedy so we are definite comedy fans and we were saying we're going to talk about movies and evidently we're on Santa community.

This was going to be a movie podcast. I think we're going to save that one. This is who we are. We come in with a plan and we deviate from the plan. We are friends. This is what we talk. If you wonder what, if you see the three of us at a bar and go, what are they talking about? Everything. There you go. It's everything. And they don't sit on a subject very well. This is these conversations. All we did was throw a mic in front of us. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's true. I do think we were since we're going to stick on the comedy thing versus going to the movies I do think we were spoiled back then we had SNL and Mad TV and in their heyday and in Living Color are you kidding me I mean shit think of Jim Carrey Fire Marshal Bill got denied from Saturday Night Live I mean you could still go on there and look at Fire Marshal no one will ever know that now but also our kids don't even know who he is. If you heard this, go look.

They know him as the Grinch. Search it. Fire Marshallville. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Oh my god. We were spoiled. And we had the best SNL class too, like when we were growing up. When it was Taylor and Farley. We were on the tail end. Well, I guess that was probably... It was right between us, basically. I mean, we did get Farley, him, David Spade. David, yeah. Dana Carvey. Yep. There are so many. Yeah, dude. Blinking on it. Yeah. I saw a thing. Mike Myers. Oh, God. I heard he was on there recently. Well, yeah, they just did the big Saturday Night Live, like however many years.

I didn't see it, but I can't remember the last time I saw it. I saw it. 50-year anniversary. Yeah. I haven't watched it in a long time. Okay, this is totally random. I'm just popped in my head. Favorite Mike Myers movie. Ooh. Because I know mine is, I feel like mine's not going to be anyone else's. He's had a lot of good movies. Yeah, but I have one that's like, I don't think anyone would ever say it, but it's mine. So I married an ex-murder? Fucking how dare you? Are you serious? I'm so mad right now. I'm so mad right now. What's your favorite part? Do you have a favorite one? Well, I just love singing the songs.

Woman. Whoa, man. Whoa, man. We had love, just not sex. Is she Mrs. X? I had to run for my life Let me enter this crazy thing called Love Like, dude, I just I remember this crazy shit from that movie I loved that movie My favorite part is when the dad's making fun of that kid with his big head Look at his head By the way, that was him It was not the dad, it was him dressed up as an old guy He was like, look at his fucking head Yeah Dude, I'm so mad that you said that Put it down on the pillow Yeah, I can't believe you pulled that out like mike yeah he's but no one ever thinks like no one thinks that wasn't a big movie like it i didn't really like perform i mean they thought it would no but i mean austin powers austin powers doesn't get my favorite it was austin powers wayne's world like those are the big ones yes or shrek you know austin powers was so good it was so good when just the random stuff that he would do like it just like oh dude there's a bar there's a bar we go to every now and then to throw darts at it's like a little hole in the wall and the parking lot is so small so everything we pull in there we're like i would say we're austin powersing it on the way out because it's like a 97 point turn to just get back out the best part about that whole thing is though that when he's actually stuck sideways because you're like how did he even get there he made no sense did you take 97 turns to get in no then you did not do that yeah or then when he's sitting there like the guy's yelling ah he's like move out of the way just move oh yeah move five minutes later

slowly wasn't a steamroller if you wrote some over with yeah so god that was so good dude it blows my mind you said so I married an axe murderer that blows my mind I'm like the only one in 20 years I've ever even heard say the name of that movie that's it's a random thing like I know that like real genius you know I mean like I don't know why that it's just like if anyone has not seen so I married an axe murderer let's be honest today you might not like it but it god damn wasn't good yeah it might not hold up but it was god damn you gotta go rewatch it Add that to your list. I liked it. Along with Devil's Advocate, Pool Hall Junkies.

I've seen So I Married an Ex-Murderer, but I would have to re-watch it. I don't know why I remember that fucking song. It's never left my... By the way, I haven't even said that in 10 years. You nailed it. Crushed it. That's what I'm talking about. We can't retain anything, but yet you can just... The stupid shit I don't need to remember? I've got that shit on lock. I liked Austin Powers because he played so many characters. like he was so dude Fat Bastard was so good but just the concept was great like it was you know a spoof on other than that like the only thing I think of is like coming to America like Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall were like all the guys in the barbershop was that god damn movie I watched it I think that was the first like actual rated R movie I ever saw oh that's something I did want to talk about What was it? Coming to America?

Oh, yeah. I haven't watched a new one. I don't know if I'm going to. I don't think I'm going to. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. I don't think I can do it. It's the best. I love it. Dude, when he leans out the window, he's like just screaming, and then he goes, fuck you. He's like, yes! Fuck you, too! Good morning, my neighbors! That's what it was, yeah. Good morning! Who's going to clean up all these flowers? You guys will appreciate this, but my favorite clips during the right when we were getting into the Super Bowl season because I'm a Chiefs fan was like Chiefs fans standing out on their front yard and playing that audio clip.

Good morning, my neighbors. I'm so sad I never saw that. Why didn't you send us this? Yes! Fuck you too! You know what? If the Rams ever make it back to the Super Bowl, guess what I'm doing? I'm fucking screaming in my yard. oh that's hilarious that's funny did you guys do you guys ever remember seeing uh stewart on mad tv the character stewart oh he was the uh uh look what i could do look what i could do there was a so shout out to travis this i used to work with this guy uh and he dressed up as him as halloween on halloween one year and nailed it i don't remember it yeah you'll have to watch he had like a bowl cut what i can do he wore like khakis and like a blue button-up shirt let's see the kid that was like tied to the string and saturday live and get kept getting and it's um like you'll see the clips the video qualities of the lower or whatever and all this but like he he does like really silly shit and then there's like look what i can do yeah and he's like showing off to his mom or something but i have a friend that listens to our podcast cheeks and he he does a perfect impression of it and so and then i have another friend that acts like him so i'm i'm literally gonna ask i'm gonna i'm gonna message travis as we can ask if i can post his picture because he he nailed it that's awesome yeah that's good and i and i before he had done that and that was 10 years ago now that he dressed up as him i totally forgot that existed

okay like matt tv was like that talk about slept on i missed it that was not i know like i was not into it when i was like growing up i liked liked certain ones because it was like this comedian or that comedian or whatever yes yeah but like the stewart thing i i totally forgot about it i had no idea now watching it as an adult i think it's fucking hilarious oh yeah this is making me think about another thing that we need to get down in the ether like halloween costumes halloween parties oh yeah that's a good that we could do like we could definitely do a podcast you know shout out to our studio uh mustache or mango mustache is where we shoot our podcast uh like you know josh does a huge halloween yeah you know haunted house type thing every year so dude that's my i love like i okay so here i will good segue buddy what was the first movie you saw in the theater can you can you remember yeah i do because i know mine i know it and it was so awesome that okay so the the first movie i ever saw was top gun in the theater in the theater the first movie i ever went to was top gun and i remember my dad took me to two movies in my whole life like he didn't go to movies sure one day he's like hey we're gonna go to the movies today and i it was i'm like okay god we love val kilmer so much no just we would tap it and then it's like he i remember driving he drove home super fast like yeah like you know what i mean like it was your

fast the furious it was it was the coolest it was i'll never forget it and then when we got a vcr shit it would have been a vcr because we didn't even oh yeah then when we got a vcr first one we bought top gun hell yeah dude so i love that when top gun maverick was supposed to come out was like i think it was a pandemic like it was originally supposed to keep getting i think i think so yeah so i remember seeing that and i called ashley i go i don't care if cooper's ready or not the first movie's ever gonna see in the theaters is gonna be this dude i love that yeah but then actually it's like he's already seen like this this and i'm like he's never seen one with just me yeah yeah your first movie with just him yeah it was gonna be that and then it kept getting put off you know i mean because it kept getting delayed doesn't matter whatever but it was like that i'm like it's meant to be you know whatever but yeah so dude i dude that's awesome yeah so do you remember yours um i'm pretty sure it was night of the living dead oh in the theater yeah and i was really what are you 70.

no it might not have been the original it's not like the first remake when they did it like in color and stuff i know exactly what you're talking about yeah um it freaked me out i I couldn't sleep next to a cemetery for years. Yeah. I've never seen. I hate scary movies. I do too now. We got another topic about scary movies and the worst one you ever saw. But go ahead. Oh, dude. I can talk horror movies all day. I know. But you still do. I don't watch them for a reason. I love them. Let's go ahead. So, Erik, I want you to do something quick. Google when Science of the Lambs came out. Oh. And I'm going to make you do a little math.

1991. 91. So, Shaun, I was born in 83. Okay. That was the first movie I went to in the theater. Really? That's disturbing. Yeah, I think I was eight. Yeah. My stepdad.

So literally, I'll never forget it. How'd it go that night? Not great. It was hard to sleep. Pretty bad. The funniest shit in the world. And, you know, I love that. he was honestly one of the only like great father figures i had uh but like when me and my ex-wife got married originally we had this book and all you guys signed it and wrote little stories in and he wrote something he goes i'll never forget the questions you had after i took you to the science of the lambs i'm like i was eight i saw a body get flayed open and then like i'm like do you even like yeah i remember watching it just going like okay this is fine so like after that I had an obsession with horror movies.

So that's where it started. Yeah. I didn't realize. I honestly didn't think about it until I got that book. And he said that. I'm like, how old was I? Because I remember I was 12. Sure. But I was like, that doesn't add up. I was eight. Yeah. I'm like, there's no chance I would take my eight-year-old to see that movie. It was a different time. It was a different time. That's all I'm going to say. There's a reason we had cigarettes on our birthday cake. I'm probably fact-checking myself here. because I don't see a Night of the Living Dead that came out that would have been my first one. Well, dude, there were so many spinoffs. I know, but the later ones were more 2000s, and it wasn't.

So it's the first one that stuck in your head. It wouldn't have been Night of the Living Dead. It was a spinoff because they did have some other... Yeah, I could just be missing it here. I was looking through... Just look up zombie movies of that era or whatever, and something's going to come out. All I remember was something Living Dead, and it was zombies coming out of the cemetery and there was a house that was right next door and that freaked me the fuck out. I had friends that lived next to cemeteries and I would stay at their place and I'm like, fuck this. Is there a chance you didn't see it in a theater and you maybe watched it in a drive-thru?

Jesus Christ. Actually, a drive-in movie. Which, by the way, that is such a fucking underrated thing if you've never been to one. We're also dating ourselves, too. Well, no, there's only one. I've only been to one. During the pandemic, we went. but yeah maquoketa yeah i think that's the only one around still maquoketa yeah something like driving no now where did we go were you with me no there used to be one in burlington there's one on the way to illinois you would drive down or the one on the way like right i don't know i just remember it was like an hour and a half to home and it was like four in the morning and i was chugging an energy drink that's what it was i were this yeah oh i think it was yeah yeah dude it uh everybody basically everyone slept through the second movie except me like i have to drive home this is great i drove home and everyone's sleeping yeah the same yeah um there's one in delmar that's the one i went to boy 61 that's the one i went to that's what i was thinking of yeah i think we're getting close here we got it do you have a dad wait hold on you getting close yeah we got one yeah ready to go whenever you guys are we're ready to go whenever you're you got anything else what else you got on your list anything uh no i'm good this is a good one i know we went a little comedy we dabbled on movies towards the end but we can save the rest for later we can talk movies forever i know but we just sprinkle one thing and then evidently we're going to talk about something that's how our minds go yeah yeah good luck yeah keep up with us welcome to adhd people 88 in your 40s

brutal this is why people are like I love listening that's where I was going I guess I'm not crazy after all they also act like this alright what you got for us why did the guy get fired from the calendar factory why did the guy get fired from the calendar factory Mike you gotta say it because I'm always rushed to give me the answer but you try to figure it out I don't know. He took a day off. Jesus fucking Christ. And every time, it pisses me off. See, that's the thing where most people laugh. I just get mad if I can't think of it. I just giggle because I'm like, that's so stupid. That's mine.

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