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In this weeks episode we dive into some hard hitting topics and discuss Graduation Party season. Join us for another episoides of We're Still Cool, Right?

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Welcome to We're Still Cool, Right? The weekly podcast where the conversation flows smoother than top-shelf whiskey. And cool, well, it never really left. Grab a drink and hang out with Erik, Mike, and Shaun while they dive into nostalgia and attempt to answer the age-old question. We're still cool, right?

Boys, I'm not saying you're old, but if you were whiskey, you'd be really expensive. Fuck yeah. I wanted to just say it to Shaun, but I call him old all the time. You're both older than me, so fuck it. You both get it today. If it's anywhere near to any of our ages, it's gonna be expensive as shit. That's pretty fucking expensive whiskey, yeah. But I would take pride in being the most expensive, so that's okay. You are. You are on this show. I'm okay with that. You're vintage, baby. Yeah, sometimes they get worse. You get older, you know? That's what they say. I agree. I thought you had something to do, Logan.

Don't you have somewhere to be? Someone has to throw that Benz logo up. He's not wrong, because we do have a beautiful, beautiful drink that Erik made us today. You want to take it over, buddy? Yeah. Yeah, so we talked about it last week, but we're going to talk about it again. We have our barrel pick from Cedar Ridge. so the drink of the week is sponsored by Benz Beverage Depot 50175 I'm playing a little banged up today here it was a long weekend I was like is he talking to me he's talking to me so stop on down to Benz and grab a bottle if you want it's the we're still cool right podcast single barrel select of Cedar Ridge so today we're having old fashions which is our favorite yeah i mean can't go wrong it is they're the best it's probably i order it almost every time we go to a nice restaurant you know i mean anytime we're doing like nice cocktails i'm always yeah and for those of you watching on video there is a garnish it's just cherries down in the glass so you gotta fish them out later you get a snack at the end i didn't do the orange peel thing i i do like an orange oil spray because i hate having like completely peeled oranges sitting at my house just rotting.

All that sticky and, yeah. That's pretty sweet that you got that. Dude, it smells delightful. Like I was across the table and he spritzed it and I'm just like, ooh, fucking citrus. And it accomplishes the same thing. As you bring it to your mouth, you'll smell the orange oil. And we kind of talked about when we make our old fashions, not everyone does this, but I think they're way better with a little bit of the cherry juice in it. You know, a fucking teaspoon even. It just sets it off. Especially when you've got the expensive cherries. Fuck yeah. i was here for it so well cheers boys yes thank you ben's uh get yourself a bottle trust me they're selling well but get in there and get you some i will say so good i had a bunch of family out this weekend and uh yeah we put a bottle down so exactly why um i bought more than one when i was down there yeah what was the feedback oh i love it love it yeah that's how you know it started with a little taste and then well i'll just have a little more of a little more of course uh yeah i mean it was a three-day party so at 118 proof it doesn't take a whole lot for me yeah yeah because of the proof i like it like on a cube or in an old-fashioned just because it helps to yeah and we did everyone agreed like on a cube was the way to get like yeah even even some of the yeah experience yeah it's good both ways liked it that way therefore it's so but man i i think it's wonderful in old fashion yeah i just think it's a perfect yeah i took a bottle we went out of town this weekend for a graduation party and uh to our friend ben and melissa's house and i brought a

bottle so everyone could try it and yeah everyone loved it same thing same thing they're like it's a it's a little hot but the weird thing is it's not hot to me on the front it's on the back just you know what i mean or kind of no reverse that it's on the front not the back yeah um so yeah i love it over a cube but i also just drink it neat because i'm a slut for whiskey so yeah so thank Thank you for not buzzing me for that one. But yeah, so we're back for another one. Back, baby.

How banged up are you, Shaun? Well, it was good. It was really, it was a great weekend. I need it. You guys know, like, close to my family, I grew up with my cousins. My, you know, cousins were like my best friends growing up. We were always together all the time, and a bunch of them, as we'd grown up, had moved away. And we were back for one of our youngest cousins, high school graduation. so a bunch of my bunch of them stayed at my house we had there's six adults and like nine kids you know that were out there the whole time and then um after the graduation party's on saturday and then on sunday it was cooper's birthday so then everybody came out so then like my whole family was out there which was great because we just don't get together like we used to just from people being spread out moved away and everything and so um we i've always been big fans of the indy 500 i'm like always watching that my uncle used to have it all the time and um and it was actually like a tradition like my grandpa i guess kind of started um growing up they had a swimming pool and so it always be like we'd be up there and the race had started 11 it'd be on the radio you don't have a party all day there for it well then my uncle my uncle tom did that he would always do that he at a pool too and then now um it's kind of passed on over to me so it ended up being just a blast but i love that carrying on the torch thing it was it was just a fun thing and everyone's like i'm like i'll have the race where i was like all right i'll be out there you know i mean and so it was you just i just miss that shit you know i mean so being so close to them all the time

and then you know life gets in the way we all grew up a little bit but um clearly we didn't really grow up this weekend you know we went through but that's how you know it's good is you can always come right back so great it was so great so um sorry to all my neighbors it did get loud it did go late um that'll deal with it you know but yeah most of them probably just came on over right yeah yeah a lot of the neighbors were already there but then yeah so it ended up being just a really really really fun time with that being said i heard a really great joke this weekend oh please this is one i could guess no oh okay i didn't think so but um so uh my girlfriend gave me a hand job with Vaseline.

Fucking came three times trying to wash that shit off my dick. It's been seven days! I can't get it! It was so good. It was so good. My legs are going numb. So shout out to remote producer Benjo. That was him who dropped that. And just told it over and over and over. Everybody, oh, hey, these guys haven't heard it. Everyone's dying, so I figured that joke of the weekend had to keep going. So that's pretty funny. I know what I need to do for science.

So yeah. So yeah. How was your week, Erik? It was good. It was good. You know, other than seeing the bill for what my bike's going to take to fix. Oh, God, is it that bad? I forgot to ask you for that. I mean, it's the main part of it. It's probably pretty expensive. Yeah. Well, is it better to buy a new bike? No, because I have custom wheels. I have to like rebuild around that like that's the center part of the wheel so I have to rebuild the whole wheel and it's pricey or I could go buy a new wheel but it's going to be the same cost probably not as much but it wouldn't be as good maybe you could stop carrying 100 pounds of shit on your bike at all times I mean you know sometimes failures just happen I know it's true I don't think this was a weight issue that would have been like spokes or bent wheel that's true this was internals yeah the only thing you could say with this is that i was pedaling way too hard there you go that's what i just stripped it out massive cast i'm sorry that i'm jacked as fuck and i'm just putting it to it like can't make a bike to keep up with these pipes here like the crocs in four wheel drive and i got after it off road yeah that's awesome well and our pool opened up i haven't gotten to be there yet but you went there so yeah yeah so um opening day and uh it was busy as shit, but it was still fun. The water was nice. I was going to say, how'd the water feel? I'm so excited to get in there. I mean, it was perfect this weekend. I was saying, you guys' pool's open too, right? Yeah. Yeah. And it was...

Ashley, shout out to her. She got it all cleaned up just and, you know, because once we open it, it takes a while to do stuff and melt stuff and whatever. So we did, but then put more chemicals in it, then, you know, it just takes a while to get it right, and it was just absolutely perfect. It just... I can't wait. It was. It was a good time. I was so excited. I was like, we couldn't make it Sunday, yesterday, or no, two days ago. Fuck, this Memorial Day week is fucking me up. Anyway, I was like, oh, we can go Tuesday. And then Kara was like, you record on Tuesday. I'm like, fuck. And I was like, Wednesday. She's like, you have plans Wednesday. I'm like, god damn it. Thursday, though, it's on. Me and that pool. I'm getting all up in it.

We can just go right when they open tomorrow. That's true, too. I kind of forget that I can do that because I'm so used to just going later in the day, but I could just go when they open. It can be like unemployed pool party. Talk dirty to me. if you don't have a job come to the pool yeah it'll be me and well maybe you and yeah yeah maybe half a cedar rapids who knows hey i'm on sabbatical okay we're still paid it's fine uh yeah so i gotta say it my son graduated this weekend and it was like cried a little bit you know what i mean the speech was so good man no and they said they were like the principal gives like the best speeches and i was like whatever you know well here's the thing is the principal you know he's i don't know he's think he said he'd been there i'm gonna this up at 12 or 15 years he's like but this is the first one ever where my kid is grad like his kid was in legan's class all right so his daughter yeah he quoted a landslide by stevie nicks and flaywood mac and just talking about like how hard it is to you know the landslide of blue like them growing up and venturing off and i was like i'm not gonna make it it really and then he just kept going i'm like never gone oh god so it's not god it was so yeah i'm so proud of him man he's such a good kid dude he crushed high school like he got great grades made great friends so you know i'm still gonna see him a ton he's not going off anywhere far so it's all good but i don't know it's just it's i didn't think it'd be that emotional i really didn't but

it's like you know you're just so proud and seeing them and like all the friends he grew up with which is fucking nuts because some of them i haven't seen maybe in a year or two yeah and now they're like and logan's tall and they're taller than him yeah like what i used to be taller than you what happened like one of his friends grew like seven inches in a year and i'm like mother like it's crazy man so really yeah well just hearing the names of kids where like they went to kindergarten together you know like we did at all saints so yeah shout out to you buddy i love you so it was awesome it was a good weekend yeah that's awesome congratulations yeah we went down to big grove beforehand for dinner and had an old-fashioned it was almost as good as this if If only they had our whiskey, then that would have been better.

But, you know. Gotcha. How long was the ceremony for yours? Honestly, shorter than we thought. So, like, Julie came, and she's like, I'm on my way. I'm like, they're reading names. She's like, it takes forever. Because Leland had graduated that day, too. And she's like, they go so fast. It takes forever. Well, I'm like, okay. They're on B's. And before you know it, I'm like, L. And she's like, fuck, I'm, like, walking in. I'm like, you better run. Like, she missed him by, like, 45 seconds. It sucks, it sucks She's like, I heard his name, but like I wasn't there Right, right, right And I was like, honey, it's fine But yeah, I mean, it was like, it was just over 400 kids Uh, I think it was like, I don't know, 412 or something like that And it, it was like, two hours Okay, so They just do so much shit though It's like all this music And I get it, because there's kids who have done music the whole time Like, you should show that off And it was awesome, but I'm like, can we do like a concert Then do the ceremony just to have that By the way, they don't sell drinks or anything and I thought you can't take anything in there so I'm fucking thirsty. I'm like, I need water.

My daughter's like, I need water so bad. I'm like looking around for a vending machine. Nothing. So next time daddy's bringing a 12 pack of waters. But anyway, it was good though. Why do you think everybody's carrying their Stanleys? That's the thing is they weren't. Everyone looked like me. I was looking around and I'm like, look at all these dehydrated fucks. Everyone just like fanning themselves with the program and stuff. But then I saw a kid walk in and he's got like eight bottles of pop snacks and he sits down and starts handing them out. I'm like, this little fucker. He's so smart. He knows what's up.

It was awesome. Congratulations to him and congratulations to you too. I made it, baby. You did it. Minimal tears. Good for you. What do you guys have that's still cool? I was going to tell you guys with this whole graduation thing, it started going through my head because I just had one two years ago. And then you have one. And then you have one. I have two in a row coming up. so it's gonna be a junior right yeah okay so soap and yeah so if and audrey we should like you know the podcast might have to start getting some like tables and coolers and right we could just have communal graduation shit for real do we karen i did that this week we're like all right who's next like we were like lining up all the friends kids and stuff like that and it's like there's a year i think it's the year that coop because it coops going into freshman year Right. Yeah. Okay. So it's like him Brantley Duncan. I think there's like five of them. I'm like Jesus Christ Like that's gonna be expensive. Yeah, dude, that's what I've already thought that I'm like I've only gone to two so far and I think there's like seven more to go to I'm like Fucking pull out more money like Jesus So I was thinking about that because I don't know as many of the kids in Sophie's class I could just good because of whatever I still knows many but Cooper's like I coached like I'm like Yeah, better start saving now. You're gonna go broke every for all those baseball kids all the different like, you know I'm gonna be vouchers for free window cleaning Don't worry baby, this one's on the house Have your mom call my people Need a summer job?

I'm sorry, I thought giving you a job was more My gift to you is giving me some work to do I have a little change in your pocket Hell yeah dude Mine's the one that keeps giving Yeah, but I have thought that I'm just like fuck I gotta like that's gonna be a rough one for you Yeah, it was my neighbor talking about it Cause his son graduated and he's like, man, we can't buy into a bunch. He's like, it's going to get a little spendy. And then they're back to back like their daughters then the next year. So I'm like, Oh, we were on the hot seat for a couple of years out of friends and everybody else there for it.

So when I've never had, like, obviously Logan's my first, I, you know, my daughter has five more years, but I've never had to plan a graduation party and I'm sitting here doing it. So I booted up this, I have this old hard drive that I haven't booted up since we moved into our house. It's literally from when he was like birth to like five. six okay 22,000 pictures and that's not counting the videos and I like booted up by the way This is like when there was no solid state drive. So you'd actually plug it in and it's like Like and I was like, oh, I gotta get these off Not gonna last so I'm pulling it. It's like five hours. I'm like, oh my god Like please don fail and it got to ninety like three percent and it sat there for an hour and I like fuck Like right gonna fail and then like an hour later just goes done and was like oh like into the trash put all that on a new drive But I going through all that And I just like I don know what I going to need like 45 poster boards to put all these pictures Yeah, I took way too many photos.

Well, I think it's I knew you were doing it because I kept getting all the photos that you found. So I'm finding old stuff of us when we were young. Like 20 like oh Mike's in the whiskey you go through his pictures like Fuck you nobody go check on him How right you are I hate that I literally poured myself a bottle like a glass of our whiskey house like time to cry Like finding ones with the old your guys old dogs, and I'm like everyone is getting let up there But like good cleavage right like we're good friends. So yeah, that's God you're an asshole That's so funny I was like, that's exactly I was like, we better check on him It's funny too because I started going through it and I wasn't drinking and I'm like, you know what make this better?

A whiskey? As my eyes get all welled up, I'm like, I definitely need a whiskey right now that's gonna help Yeah, it was a long night. I think I stayed up until like 1.30 in the morning doing that That's awesome And by the way, I'm through like 25% of that days ago does it taste better with a little bit of tears in it no it's salty as shit with how much i was crying fucking crocodile tears yeah oh that's funny god that's funny dude that's so funny i didn't tell anybody that yeah all right so i got something that's still cool i'm not sure it feels ever cool crying still cool go ahead so real quick i just want to know yeah because it's on the graduation yeah yeah um i've only been to a few so far but we had like three like we had some back-to-back ones and we even had to say no to a couple because we were like conflicting whatever you know is it like do you guys feel like sometimes it's a little bit of keeping up with the joneses like you go to certain ones like holy shit what they got a fucking food truck for this graduation and like you know what i'm like i'm like holy shit what is happening i feel like the food was the big thing like everybody's one up in each other on that stuff i noticed that a few years ago where i was like we had chick-fil-a we had bubble you know everything seemed like it like that and i'm cool like i'm of course i'm down with like i'll give your kid you know 50 to 100 whatever and i get some great food yeah like but part of me is like god damn do i like if i end up doing that i said this to erin i'm like at what point do you have a cost of your graduation party that it's be like it's more beneficial to just hand that money to your kid literally true yeah

because you're gonna yeah you're gonna you're gonna spend more than what they make yeah right throw the fucking venmo coat out there be like whatever you get you get and here's two grand you know what i mean like i'm doing i'm doing the old school fucking you know logan's isn't for a couple weeks but fucking i'm smoking like six pork butts which is probably way too much but it's like some friends are making some sides big batches of it that's how i'm doing way to go yeah dude i'm not like everyone's here for a quick bite i love pulled pork i do too like come on it's it's the way to feed a bunch of people and if you do it yeah nobody's gonna i got lucky and I found him a couple months ago for like 139 a pound.

Yeah. And I was like, cool. $150 worth of pork butt. Let's go. That's exactly how to do it. Yeah. Look for that stuff. But, I mean, I'm still here for the people that have great food. When I show up and there's Chick-fil-A platter, I'm like, all right, we're going to be at this one for a little bit. By the way, the keeping up with the Joneses thing, so my ex got Logan this yard sign kind of thing. That way she could get pictures of them. I'm like, oh, that's a great idea. I didn't think of that. So I got one. By the way, the first one I ordered, I go to put it all together. It was missing the G, a giant.

So it's like rad 2026. I was like, I could just do that. It's kind of funny. I returned it, got another one. But so as someone in Kara's neighborhood, they fucking ordered a, like rented a boom lift and hung a giant banner from it in their yard. I'm like, come on, man. Like, what are we doing here? like i can see so like in scenarios where you don't know maybe maybe somebody works for a company and they got it for free that's true like that like i get that but like otherwise it's like man i don't know i i i guess like i i do see the other side of it and i've seen some parents do it because it just makes them feel better like this is my last chance to support fun for them that's true yeah yeah but i just worry about like i don't like want the standard to be like yeah because i mean let's be honest there's a lot of parents who can't do anything you know and it's like so i don't know it's the whole thing like if you have the money do it i'm not judging you whatever but like the only reason i got the signs because i wanted a picture of him kind of with it in the yard because i'm like i had this picture from like starting first grade and i had like the last day of senior year so i'll tell you guys one just because i saw it this weekend and i'm gonna totally steal the idea this is my favorite thing about graduation parties is i'm like oh i'm gonna do that dude tell me now because it's coming up uh they had a book and it's like a like a guest book hold on i think i know what you're gonna say is it was a gift card thing no no no this is um so on one page you could like write your message and they had like fancy pens and whatever you write

your message to the grad yeah but every single person that walked in they're like you need to take a picture with the grad and they took a picture just on a phone but then they're gonna print those pictures and put it next to your message in that book. And I was like, oh, that's fucking cool. Yeah, I like that. It kind of ties it together. Well, that's a memory book you'll love to look back on. You know that there's going to be people that show up to a graduation party and the kid's like, I have no fucking clue who you are, but thanks for the money. Thanks for the money, yeah. But at least then they can be like, oh, that's that person.

That was so nice of them and the message that they said. We never met. Enjoy the 50 bucks. Yeah. By the way, I said to Logan, I'm like, I don't have to give you money, right? He was like, I mean, I didn't think so because you're spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars on the party. I was like, okay, I just want to make sure I'm like, I've never been through this. By the way, if he said yes, I would have been like, oh, no, I'm telling you I'm not. You know what I mean? I was just saying it to get it out of there. I'll tell you like a hundo just to be like, hey, here you go. But like, yeah, so I don't know.

It's crazy. It's just it's so weird. Tis the season here. Tis the season. Yeah. And it's kind of, again, you went through it, but not long ago. And so it's like, you know how it is. Yeah, you still got two. All right. you guys have two i got one but i got five years i'm like can we just have it somewhere else and not do any of the work so dude shout out to jody because where i'm having logan's in this like beautiful place where it's like it's everything's there we'll set up tear down but like i don't do it thank god yeah there's bathrooms i have to buy a porta potty or any of that shit we remodeled so that's where it's happening that's true yeah yeah so it's where it's gonna be aaron's kind of like we should stay at our house we did a good job last time you did and you've got got a beautiful yard in place for it.

It also does motivate you to knock out those little projects that you've kind of been putting up. You know what I mean? Fine, I'll clean the pool tape. I'm doing all those projects right now because I've got a lot of time on my hands. Well, here you go. Get her ready for it. Valid point. I wasn't going to bring that up, but yeah, it's a valid point. All right. All right. Get after it. This is so cool. And again, I don't know if it ever was.

Jake Paul's production company. Oh, God. I'm glad you said more than Jake Paul because I was going to say no. Right. No, his production company. Because every fucking fight that he puts on is the shittiest fights in the world. I'm sorry. Did you guys watch the Ronda Rousey thing? Tina Corona Rousey, yeah. I didn't watch it, but I ended up seeing the results before I could watch it. It was fucking terrible. I mean, all the fights. Well, the one before hers was pretty good because he's bleeding so much. The Mike Perry-Diaz fight? Yeah. Yeah. But it still wasn't great. No. Yeah, I mean, like for fights.

The Ghanu fight was terrible, and that was probably the one I was most excited for. It was fucking trash. Yeah. They were all done in like one round. I'm like, it was so... I have a lot of opinions on this because obviously I love MMA and stuff, but what happened isn't out of the norm. Rousey does submit people that fast. Sure. The problem is you build something up that big. It's like you think you have a huge dick, right? And you're like, I'm going to rock your fucking world, baby. Oh, you ready for this dick? By the way, you're saying this for months to this girl. And then you're like, 12 seconds.

It's just like, oh, really? I feel so unsatisfied. But I just feel like... I like that. Thank you. Great for promotion, not great for the delivery of the product. Yeah. Because he did the Tyson, obviously him, you know what I mean, like that thing. Yes. So, I mean, fantastic. Yeah. Getting it up and getting it going. But just, I don't know. It's probably because I think they're more name-driven than they are fight-driven, right? Because all those guys were out of their prime. Mike Perry is amazing. He's arguably the best bare-knuckle fighter there is. Diaz is a great boxer, but he's older. He doesn't fight a lot anymore.

Rouse and Carano haven't fought in like seven years each. If you expected a barn burner for fucking 20 minutes, that wasn't happening. But we expected more than 17 fucking seconds. 17 seconds. You know what I mean? Here's what I'll say. i think in i'm going to say the positive first the positive is he is somebody trying to continue promoting fights when there's less people doing it right yeah you know like it used to be cool and it used to be there were some big names doing it and they're very class acts those aren't really happening as much anymore so it's a new name with money trying to do it so that's cool And you're battling the juggernaut of the UFC.

I do appreciate that. It's a positive, and it adds some variety to the situation. The negative, he's an influencer. He's not a good fighter. And so for him, he's going, I'm going to put names on the card that people want to see. He doesn't give a shit if they're – he's not actually curating a fight. He's curating a fucking influencer battle. Like a spectacle. Yeah, it's not even influencers, but I'm saying like he's saying Rousey and Carino because everybody knows those names and they're excited about that. It's like an old Coliseum fight and you're like, there's a giant, like David versus Goliath, and you're like, I want to watch this guy die.

You know what I mean? So there's something to be said for that that he gets credit for because then they're like, well, you got to hand it to him, man. Look, they're the biggest producing ones, blah, blah, blah. It's just his name and his money. No, but other people are going, yeah, I'm trying to put together a real good fight. It's harder to fucking promote than promoting all these names. You know what I mean? And then you can make it. Everyone wants to show up for that, even though I know it's going to be a shitty fight. Other people are like, I'm trying to put together a real actual match. That's a good battle.

People always used to make fun of the UFC because I'm going to go on a little bit of a tangent, but back in the day the matchmaker was Joe Silva and he always got a lot of shit, but granted they have a big stable of fighters, but they lined up fights so they know they'd be a good fight. It didn't work every time, but it worked a lot. But then there's those guys like Conor McGregor and he gets to just walk in and go I want to fight this guy and they're like, well we can't say no to you because you're just the biggest draw. But you always had these solid fights on the card that made you go, I'm satisfied.

I don't care if the Conor fight sucked or whatever. The card was great. Well, but someone like Conor, though, does his self-promoting, that it made it big enough that he got to do that, right? Right, that's what I'm saying. And a lot of these other people show up and they're like, you got to promote it, you got to make me, and you're like, nothing about you is marketable, dude. You know what I mean? But even with him, he had to win enough to be that marketable. He did. By the way, did you notice, so when it was like the first five minutes of that card starting, UFC announced Conor McGregor's coming back They did it on purpose to try and steal the thing Which I get it But I'm like dude you haven't fought in like 7 years By the way I think he hasn't won a fight I think his last 5 fights are losses I'm not saying he couldn't kick the shit out of me But I'm just saying All he's fun is the talking Alright Conor come on this podcast Honestly dude We're about the same height We both have red facial hair We call the battle of the leprechauns If I get a hold of him though I'm Maybe because my red beard that's all I've got You know what you know how my prep will be up to that fight running 10 K's Just practice is running. That's it. No fight.

Yeah, and we're in like while you're running the 10k. We're just like trying to hit you with noodles or something. Just dodging shit and running. Yeah. Oh, he got me quicker than that. Yeah. God damn it. Hey, if that doesn't get people to sign up for Patreon, I don't know what will. Streaming live on Patreon. Yeah. Shaun's announcing it. He could be the ring girl. I've seen you in a Speedo. Everybody's signing and watching Mike in his ass kicked.

Hey, guys. Where's the camera? I do it for you. Yeah, there may be something to that. Yeah, if I don't have enough CTE already, I'll highlight it after that fight. No, I agree. The card sucked. It is what it is. Jake Paul's not... He fucking drives me nuts. There's also... There's so much shit with him. Like, him and his brother, I just think they're sleazeballs in a lot of the shit they promote. They're just... literally looking for the cash grab quick thing throw it out there make a bunch of money pull it back you know it doesn't they don't care if they screw people over yeah but that's that's the way of the world now unfortunately you know what i mean yeah well yeah they have they have a lot of money and i don't it's working for them they did something the cherries good ass cherry i mean right now mine looks like a dick in bourbon sorry oh that's oh my god i'm gonna fucking buy a jar of luxardo's and pour the juice out and i'm gonna pour our whiskey in there and just sit like let it sit for like six months that'd be great god i'm so smart it's a good band name which part soaked in bourbon would have been a good podcast i was gonna say pull the juice out dude i'm like what part that whole thing is a lot like jesus those are really good cherries good god okay so life hack here these are not luxardos these are bada bings and they're half the price of luxardos but i think they're they're close enough that i would be very happy i've also

said the woodford ones they sell are really good and they're luxardos are good don't get me wrong but they're fucking expensive it's like 35 bucks for a jar of them you just keep those for yeah when the queen comes over, right? Literally. Yeah. Alright, well, I have a chap's my ass. I would like to hear it. And because it was Memorial Day weekend, I guarantee there was a lot of people that this happened to. It didn't even happen to me this weekend, but I've had this on the list because it's happened and I hate it. When you're fucking grilling and you run out of propane, like mid-cook or whatever.

Now, granted, it did teach me that I always have a backup. So it's like I have two. One's on, one's ready. and but still you've done that before where it's out and you're like I'll get it tomorrow I'll get it next week I'll get next month and then like the burgers are half done it's like wah wah wah and you're like alright guys you like you got you like I blue so so I similar I have extra tanks are they ever yeah full like it happened this weekend if you if your extra tanks are empty that on you They are It just like my gas tanks Oh, shoot. The golf cart's out of gas. Grab the tank, get another one.

Yeah, I got four more of them over there. They're all empty. So I'll go up and fill them up at once. Take three of them up there. It drives me nuts. And I just, there's all these hacks you can do like you could i think i think it's hot water you can pour over it and it'll kind of stop the line of where it is or whatever and you you can also buy a gauge that goes on it sure but ain't nobody got time for that so it's just kind of weird to me that there's not some built think okay maybe i'm nuts but think of batteries right remember the ones where it's like push to test right how is there not like a little just like oh my god is this another billion dollar idea is there some kind of strip where it can like feel the temperature and it can gauge where you're at You can put strips on the tanks like that, but they don't do it because the exchange program and how like you're doing it out of like, you know, like you can buy a pack of 20 and when you get new and you can slap it on there toward the bottom and see like when it's.

So I had on my Weber, it hooked on something and then the lighter I got, it kept moving up into, you know, it was like green and then yellow. And then when I was in red, you knew your tank was getting light. Yeah. I never fucking looked at that one thing until every time I was out and I'm like, ah, shit. You know what I mean? I just never, but it was right there. It wasn't, I just didn't do it. You know what I mean? I just, so, yeah. I mean. It's fucking annoying. I have enough tanks. I need to get done. But. Because you meet at someone's house and it happens. You're like, I just feel, I'm like sitting there going like, I feel so bad for you.

Like, I hate that feeling. So, yeah. It does it. It happens when I have like a shitload of people. Yeah. I got a bunch of food and it's like, fuck. or it happens when I got like a nice cut steak on there never you know it's just us and the family or you know me and the fam it's never cheap shit it's always like fuck like that was a good ass steak that's sitting on there now you know what I mean and obviously you've learned to finish it in the oven okay I'm gonna be a pretentious asshole for a second of course you are why the fuck aren't you using charcoal for your stuff it's so much better it is I so now especially a good steak i would rather have it on charcoal ashley i got out of control with i at one point had like four girls going and she just said she's like that's enough you're like and i was like oh you're right you're right thank you i never taps my ass when you're done enough and so i let as they went away like i've gotten rid of them well it's time that i've been looking at maybe adding a charcoal there just get a basic web a little one that's what i have not little but like i have the big i mean it i don't know yeah 32 whatever standard one pretty good 130 bucks yeah it's not that bad i just mine has a thing on the bottom and it like vents yeah and you can like push all the ash down into the thing and then you just dump it it's awesome now the only thing is the reason i miss propane because i don't cook on propane anymore like but i god there's so many things to say the reason this came up and reminded me is because ben we were out of town he got a

blackstone and he was talking everyone into doing all this projects later so like nick hung a tv because they have a beautiful new outdoor porch and he was like mike season the blackstone so i was there for an hour and a half boiling it of course everybody comes over for a graduation party and he puts you guys to work puts us all on a honey-do list but it's like i love him so of course i do it so he gets a tv hung he gets a blackstone put together he gets a seasoned like so i seasoned it you know for an hour and a half with the layers of oil was he just sitting there playing darts while you guys are doing shit. Yeah, he's just walking around doing shit. He was doing shit. Obviously it was a busy day. But like that's what made me think about it. I'm like, man, I kind of want to get another Blackstone. I used to have the huge one.

I sold it to you. I got it. We got a workout this weekend, let me tell you. Yeah. It's way too big for my deck and how much I cook. I was like, this is just massive. I want a smaller one. Well, a friend of ours, Aubrey, shout out. I'm going to put hers together this week and season it for her. But it just got me thinking. I'm like, I just lost my train of thought. You want to get a smaller one? charcoal yeah so but i miss having a propane grill because you can cook so fast on it quick like it's like i got home at six and everyone's starving it's like this is hot right away like the charcoal one it's like my smokestack takes 25 minutes to go then you have to put it in let it get hot clean it then still wait for it to get really hot and then go yeah that's it is more of a production but i i would agree when i have a really good i don't know i would like to have one so when we moved to the new house i bought a charcoal grill because i was like i i can't get a good sear on the blackstone i have a gas grill but i'm like you should be able to get a good on a burger on a burger or steak it does not get hot enough to give like a char sear really dude then you have a bad one i like because i've never been able like i can get i can do smash burgers i can do all kinds of other stuff yeah like burgers and steaks does not sear proper for me on a black do you have a lid i think no so i don't mind it neither and that's that's part of it because like you have like a cover like a thing i put over it but it doesn't but that's not the same yeah so if you get the ones with the cover now though like and let it go for you know 25

minutes on it as high as it can go then you'll get one i would see some of the best sears i've got now are actually actually when i do steak on the blackstone it's really good i like the flavor of charcoal better but the sear that i get is good yeah that makes my heart so happy that like i sold that to you years ago oh and it's still going she's still chugging along like i have basically the same one yeah yeah it's the four burner bottom within six months of each other and that so that's the thing though they so they sold that for like a year everyone bought it right away like we did for like 400 and something bucks well no lid they had a cover but you can't use that for cooking yeah then it was like a year later they're like oh this should have a hood then they threw one on on a hinge you're like you fucking asshole if you look at that there's a hole where there's even holes where i could add it i could add it in and put a screw put some screws and i was looking at do they sell the hood separate though yeah you can order you can order one you motherfucker i didn't know that yeah um so i've looked at doing it but i've been just and it's still chugging along like it took a fucking punch this weekend i mean like i had so many people out there all weekend and that thing got grilled you know it was it did good the main thing i was going to say though is i bought the charcoal because i wanted a good sear for hamburgers steaks hot dogs brats that type of stuff because i felt like it worked better yeah so i got that once i started doing that the family was like no you're not going back we don't like we don't care it's so much better 20 minutes yeah they're like it's my entire family was like don't stop they all agreed on it okay so

so now everybody knows when dad starts up the grill it's going to take 25 minutes yeah but it's gonna be worth it but it's gonna be worth it yeah so like my that reminded me of my kids once i moved to charcoal i cooked the burgers and they were like they're kind of pink and i go yeah that's what all the flavor is right it's like a snickers vein side down good i did a good job right you gotta have that vein on your tongue so then they were bitching about it and i was like fine i'll make your burgers well done so i the next time no pink well done they're like these aren't as good dad they're kind of like dry they're not dry dry but they're a little dry and There's just not flavor.

And I'm like, you can have it one way. What do you want? And they go, go back to the pink. Now they're like, happiest shit every time. Like, your eyes were awakened so much earlier than mine were. Because growing up, my mom just made everything like, well done. Everything was just charred. Yeah. By the time you get the burger on. Oh, it's a hockey puck. Gross. It's incredible to me how many people grow up in households that people didn't know how to fucking grill. Like, people grilled, but they didn't know how to grill. Yeah, and I'm not saying I'm a grill master, but like, I can make a fucking burger.

I can make a steak. You know what I mean? There are people way better than me, but what I can say is I know not to cook a steak to well done unless somebody wants it well done. You want to eat a boot? Even when I do that, I don't want to, but I'll do it for that person. I'll do it for him. You're getting the shittiest cut of meat I got here. You're definitely getting the worst thing in here. Can you bring your fucking whatever cheap ass steak? Chuck roast? Chuck roast steak. Here's your stew meat. uh aaron when we first started dating she'd put a1 on every steak she got sure because she had only ever known and not well cooked not well cooked like i cooked her a medium medium rare they made a1 because people did well did their shit and she's like trying to put i'm like no you have to try at least five bites without a1 yeah and by the way i am not like a i mean there's people who want it way more rare than me and I don't mind a little blood I don't mind you know I don't want it cold right yeah but like I want it pink and want it dripping red or pink like that's where all the fucking neighbors man I gotcha oh look who decided to show up mr. late again what don't oh hey guys hey oh man and then everyone's wondering where Logan's been it was drinking whiskey in the other room must be rough how great is whiskey to be a producer or you know hey hey whoa whoa yeah yeah what coming after me I just got my

I was gonna raise that little I'm on my second old-fashioned I just thought I'd say hey I'll tell you what I old-fashioned are my favorite they are I'm sad and I'll be drinking it right now I just have a lot to do a lot of work to do you do and I understand I totally respect that but it was funny because Erik came in the room when we were making the drink goes Logan is not partaking this time i go did you tell him he's a bitch well but i wanted everyone and i knew you liked old-fashioned but then you told me why and i'm like i get dude i get it yeah it smells amazing yeah yeah yeah everyone should know it's incredibly intoxicating it's because of his spray that he's got that that's the long line what is it all right so i take it's orange oil it's a baking oil but like if you were to do like an orange bread i'm actually like a giant can of cooking spray it's It's just this tiny little thing, but it's oil.

And essentially it's like oil extracted from orange peel. Okay. But they sell it concentrated. And so I just put it in a spritzing bottle. Like one spritzing bottle. Instead of peeling the orange and twisting, which is just expressing orange oil. Yeah, you're getting aromatics. But it's so much better. So I just spray the glass with that before I make it. Incredible. It's pretty nice. Because what I found is I was doing these oranges and then they would just sit there and get moldy because I took the peel off of them. For sure. Yeah, you're just wasting oranges at a certain point. Yeah. And my kids only eat so much.

So, yeah. All right. I got a game that I wanted to play with you quick. Is it Mike wearing sunglasses inside? No. This isn't to make fun of me. I know you guys are going to do it anyway. I forgot my glasses and my SUV, and I'm blind. And it starts to fuck with my head. And this is all I have, and these are prescriptions. So, I'm like, I made it as long as I can. I have to wear these now. So cool. So fucking cool, dude. So cool, dude. All right. You're the coolest. I wear my sunglasses. Here's a little thing. And I totally ripped this off from another podcast.

Which podcast are you trying to do? There wasn't even a podcast. It was something on TikTok I saw. Alright, can you name the top 10 best-selling board games ever? Yes. No, not all 10. Let's see if you can get through some. Monopoly for sure. Number 3. Damn. Best-selling board games? Yep. Monopoly. Life. Life is not on the list. What? I didn't say that. That's not a strike for me. Well, it's not on there. Okay. So here's my thing, though. It's like there's just like checkers count as a board game. Checkers is number two on the list. Because that's why I'm thinking you've got to go old, old for the number one.

So that is chess. Chess is number one. Okay. That's why I was asking. Those are. That's kind of cheating, though, because. I know. Domino's? Is that a board game? Everybody makes a checker board. But I get it. No, it's fine. Is Domino's a board game? Not on the list. Okay. Is it like. Now I'm thinking of all those ones, like Moncala. Yeah! Exactly! I love Moncala. Uh, Chutes and Ladders. Tiddlywinks. Wrong, wrong. Neither are on the list. Are you fucking kidding me? Chutes and Ladders? Chutes and Ladders is not on- Candyland? Uno! Nope, nope. Do card games count? Oh, sorry, Candyland is number nine.

Oh, okay, good. I was like, holy shit, if you're telling me none of my favorite games are on there? What was the other one? There was Chutes and Ladders and there was another one. That was like, they were always kind of similar. Snakes and Planes? Snakes and something. There's a Snakes one, right? Snakes and... One of these was made into a movie. Minecraft. Uh... Good guess. Jumanji. Nope, not on the list. Damn it. I'm like, was that a real game? It was! Was it? I think they made the game after the game. I think it was a game after the game. I was like, dude, come on. Yeah. Fuck. Why is this hard?

It's kind of hard when you get ambushed with it. Clue! Clue is number five. Good call. Clue is a good one. Is that the movie hint? Yeah, it was, yeah. I love Clue. That movie, the old one, is so good. Yeah. Really they should read that really good. It was a really good movie under like didn't even remember that's when we had And I just turned it on one time. I'm like this is fucking hilarious. Yeah I know exactly this is why we do what we do. I mean cuz you have five more to go You've only got half the list here. All right, wait, so we have we have one two three five and nine Yes It can't be a new one.

It can't be like apples to apples. Nope. There's another movie with this. Trivial Pursuit. There you go. That's a good one. That is number seven. Memory. Nope. Kind of surprising. Yeah. It's like the first game ever created, I feel like. I'm going through my catalog of... Yeah, I'm trying to picture... I have a cabinet full of board games. I'm trying to picture my grandma and grandpa's closet growing up. You know what I mean? which Trivial Pursuit was the poll. That was really good. Monopoly was huge for us. Yeah.

Categories. What's the Risk? No, it's not on there. Risk is awesome. No categories. The game of world dominance played by two idiots. We definitely should. Dude, it's so fun. Risk and Monopoly, that was my jam. I fuck all my friends. We just play for day monopoly. It's the worst game ever created Yeah, you gotta play it with people that like it's super strategic. There's all kinds of trading and you take a week That's why you fucking lost me. Yeah, I still like the thing where it's like has anybody's monopoly game not ended like this Cook where he's like grandma has four hotels you bitch you win yeah i'm not shitting you it was like dnd for us we would put it down somebody would take a picture like a polaroid picture to reset it up whatever reset it up dnd doesn't count does it no it's not on there that's not a board game right so like the second he said it i was like why is this so hard like oh oh oh my god sorry no fuck that's a That's a good one too.

There's one on here where... I'll give you a hint. Yeah, give us a hint. It almost opens up like a briefcase. Hungry Hungry Hippos. That's not what they're thinking about. Oh, um... Operation. They are making a movie out of that. Not Operation not Hungry Hungry Hippos What I talking about would definitely be one that you probably watch your parents play Boggle Oh Parcheesi I know what you talking about What the thing with the lines You're on it. With the discs. You're on it. I don't know what it's called. You're on it. Oh, fuck. Oh, I don't either. Fuck. Backgammon. There you go. Yes. I'm like, it literally wasn't the case.

My parents used to play it all the time. I used to play it. I used to play it. I don't even know how to play it. It's fun. It's great to play while you're drinking because it's all rolling the dice type stuff. Okay. Yahtzee? No, that's not a board game. It's not a board game. It's kind of in there. How about... Did we do the letters? Scattery?

Scrabble. Scrabble's number four. I like the rat here. Good call. There is a very big one on here that you guys have not... I know! That's the thing! They did a movie on this and it was like a major big blockbuster one too. I'm not sure if it made any money but it was one of those things.

And Twister's not on it? I guess it just had the name, so maybe not. But, I mean, there's commercials of it, everything else. It had a really good tagline. Can't say it. Who's in the cast? No, I'm just saying the actual game itself, the commercial even had a good tagline, that you would want to do it.

Sorry? Did I say that? Okay, okay, okay. Hey, you. Hey, you. Bitch. What's up, fucker? Hey, you sunk. No, battleship! Goddammit! Because when it goes kerplunk, you're sunk. Yeah, no, I guess Kinect 4 wouldn't count. I think that should, though. Is Kinect 4 on there? It's not a board game. I don't even know what this last one is. I never played it. Rummy Cube? Oh, yeah. I've never heard of that. I've never played it. That's the last one we didn't know. I've heard of it. That was fun. I'd heard of it, but I didn't know it either. Yeah, I saw that. I think Battleship was a huge flop as a movie. It was, right?

It was. But it was sold as this big blockbuster. Didn't really have anything to do with the game. Well, that's... How can you? You're like, you know what? We're attacking Japan. C, five. Like, that just doesn't make any sense. I don't think it had anything to do with that. It was just... Yeah. Okay, so that movie came out in 2012. it grossed $303 million which seems good. What's the budget? Its production budget was $209 million. So they barely got out of it. Well, but you have to account double a production budget usually is like the industry math for marketing and press and other expenses. So that's kind of minimum.

Like generally whatever you do on production then they spend on the other thing. You want to try and make double your production cost in order to be profitable. So it's considered a box office bomb. And it had like Rihanna Rihanna was in it and the dude from... Oh my God. Now I remember it. Channing Tatum? It starred Taylor Kitsch, Alisgander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker, Rihanna in her feature film debut. Poor girl. Yeah, I remember. He will find you and he will kill you. C6. Okay.

Is my daughter there? pow yeah um i got another one here for you guys okay you're turning me on so hard okay keep going this is from the well it's they're the draftaholics is what they call themselves is this a game one nope this one's a little different so we're gonna it's the battle of what what has better movies football movies or baseball movies and i'm gonna go basically i'm gonna i've they've lined them up and i think they did a pretty good comparison of like the type of movies that they are and you're going to pick which one do you like better i was going to ask should we save this for patreon okay yeah no i i just felt like being aggressive you're mad look hold on let me get my alter ego no thank you guys yeah all right remember the titans verse feel the dreams remember the titans matt carlson is gonna be so pissed at this field of dreams sucks i'm sorry i hate i don't think that movie's good dude you're just like a fucking dick all of a sudden he walks in here you start shitting on him you're two whiskeys deep and throw the sunglasses on and go all you want to do is talk shit to everybody yeah it's really tough i have a lot more nostalgia for field of dreams okay um but i like football so much more remember the titans is one of the greatest football movies of all time don't just pick the sport because this is the blue you know i mean like so like don't yeah it's nobody gets rooting for football though i'll go with field of dreams because of my nostalgia but like i i've

really struggled with that one that's a good it's a good that's what i'm saying they're a good lineup here for it so as me the tiebreaker i'm gonna say remember the titans because i would rather watch that even though i think it's just field of dreams is just amazing actual movie like i think it's All right. Jerry Maguire versus Moneyball. Jerry Maguire. Oh, no. Fuck. That is so hard. Oh, it's Jerry Maguire. No question. Moneyball's great. Moneyball is fucking awesome. Moneyball is awesome. Jerry Maguire is cinematic brilliance. Yeah. There's a reason why so many quotes from that film have become ubiquitous in our culture.

Yeah. Like, it's... I think I'd go Moneyball. The only reason I I mean Jerry Maguire loved that movie and my son looked like that little kid when he was young So I would always make him say did you know the human brain weighs eight pounds like but yeah fuck Jerry Maguire It's definitely money So what did you do to you? You don't want to know made a shitty movie. No Yeah varsity blues versus bull Durham varsity blues all day I have to think have you seen bull Durham? Yeah, they don't like how long has it been? oh god 15 years it's got it's got great there's so many great lines sure 15 years yeah like come on i'm going varsity blues all right dude i'm not saying bull durham's bad i'm just saying for our age coming up it's so much more quotable and quotable like i i would protest against you too hard for this isn't it isn't is it i might be confusing one but confusing two movies but isn't varsity blues the one where it's like they really had no idea how football actually worked or the gameplay it was no that's replacements yeah no no no not the actors i'm saying the actual like people that made the movie oh when you when you like look at it it's like that's not how any of this kind of kind of because it was more about the drama yeah All right. Rudy versus the rookie.

Rudy. Think so? Yeah. Do you know the rookie? Kind of. There's one with Dennis Quaid in it where he's like... Yeah, kind of. All right. I like it. We'll give it to Rudy. The longest yard with Adam Sandler in it versus Major League. Major League. Major League. So good. So good. By the way, Major League 2, so good. I'm sorry. I mean, Charlie Sheen versus Adam Sandler. Dude, it's so good. We are Marshall versus 42. Oh, fuck.

Do you know both of those? Dude, I love Chadwick Boseman so much. And he was so incredible. I got to say 42. Okay. I'll give it to you the same. I would pick We are Marshall. Logan? I haven't seen either of them sorry well walking someone's got a roll of dice got Epstein you know redacted you haven't seen either of them his opinion is redacted I I think I've seen we're Marshall I don't think I've seen we'll move on that's okay yeah little giants versus Sandlot oh my god It's not good. Oh, it's such a great comparison. It's a good pairing.

Fuck. You know if Bassett was a Little Giants and then you said Sandlot? This is how we should have done our bracket. Like, totally rigged. Literally. But, like, the Little Giants is so slept on to this day, it, like, never got the flowers it deserved. Sandlot got all the flowers. The draftaholics is where it's from. If you want to switch them on TikTok, I actually enjoyed Little Giants more. and I hate saying that because Sandlot's iconic. Everyone's going to get pissed. I'm going to say Little Giants more. The Fridge? Yeah. Did you remember the last play? The annexation of Puerto Rico? It's so good, dude. That whole movie is great.

So I would have picked Sandlot, but it would not be easy. It's hard. That is a dickhead pair-up. But they're a lot in the same line here. Alright, Blindside or A League of Their Own? League of Their Own. Blindside's good, but it's feel good. But the League of Their Own is epic. The Replacements? The Replacements. Or the Bad News Bears? The Replacements. Did you ever see the Bad News Bears? Are you talking about the old one or the new one? Oh, yeah, I have. It's been a long time. But the Replacements is one of my top sports movies. It's one of my favorites also. Alright, last one. Any Given Sunday or The Natural?

Any Given Sunday. I know I've seen The Natural. By the way, I didn't know there was going to be a surprise bracket. That's not a bracket. Was this you and the family talking and you came up with some sports movies? No, I found it on TikTok. It was the draftaholics. Because this totally sounds like something you're feeling was just like, hey, we need to talk about this. Oh, we went through it. Definitely this weekend. We definitely went through this. Remind me of The Natural because I know I've seen it. That's all on Robert Redford. Robert Redford where he was like this is the he was like a naturally good it's all coming up was it early 80s yeah and he gets okay he gets shot you know what i mean and so then he's way out of his prime by the time he comes back but he's good so yeah okay thank you that helps me because i'm like i know i've seen that i just couldn't remember it's a really really good movie um i do like any given sunday better so you guys both had that oh 1984 i was one year old any given sunday is one of my all-time favorite movies but Against the natural, it's really, really fucking tough.

So, um... I can say I've seen one of them multiple times and one of them once. So that helps to, like, explain it. Same. I don't think I've seen the natural more than once, but I know I watched it. I mean, we had... It's six. You had six football, three baseball in one. So that's kind of the thing, is, like, do you prefer... And I will admit this, I think I love football movies more than baseball movies. Like, I don't think there's that many great baseball movies. I really don't I think there are Bull Durham I would have picked that over Varsity Blues By the way I also know Varsity Blues is more of a comedy Versus like I mean there's some serious moments I would have seen a lot too But I don't know When they did it I was like oh I'm definitely stealing this Can I admit one of my favorite baseball movies of all time That I slept on and is never in these lists Rookie of the year Roland Harzer Roland Gardner Rosenwald Dry ice We'll heat up the ice cubes It's impossible to world That guy's a fucking idiot He's the guy that when I watch Confused Breakfast This episode on this Irrational fears We talked about piranhas and quicksand Stuck in the doors between hotel rooms We were like, help That's not even a thing now But that used to be an irrational fear I had as a kid Still thing I just was in a room some of them though. There's no gap now. It's it's just there is no gap Yeah, yeah, but you used to be able to get for movie cinema. You can definitely get stuck

You'd have to be like a six-year-old boy to get That's wasted real Not Joe Pesh Daniel Cern yeah, it was him he was because he was the coach or whatever and he he also produced that I believe that that door just open no it's been open because your sunglasses hey you know what I can't see you guys I'm not blind as shit oh god all right I don't I don't have any other ones for it so do you got are we okay I keep blind motherfucker I tell you kiss my ass you probably couldn't find it I probably couldn't do you know that movie no you need to talk about that Harlem Nights have you watched our limits no oh fuck hold on i'll add it to my list this is what we do is like we come up with these things and then we gotta like we need to check back to see if anybody's watched any of the things that we've talked about like at this table oh it's eddie murphy oh it's so and richard pryor yeah no i've never seen that kiss my ass you blind son of a bitch you probably can't find fuck you bitch that does sound like something our city halls in it it's so good all Alright, so I came up with this one.

Red fog. I mean, the internet helped me come up with it, but the topic was I've been cleaning out my garage and getting rid of shit. I know. Actually, I loved your picture when you're like, time to turn this three-stall garage back into more than just a one-stall garage.

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