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Ep. 22Jul 16, 20251:03:16

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We all decided to go to a Teddy Swims concert and adventures ensued... Come enjoy our stories and hear how we feel about personalized license plates, quicksand, stop drop and roll and more!

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We all decided to go to a Teddy Swims concert and adventures ensued... Come enjoy our stories and hear how we feel about personalized license plates, quicksand, stop drop and roll and more!

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We are moister than an oyster.

That does seem to be the theme lately. I was going to like, we'll get into it, but I knew I had to say something. about being wet. So, yes. And there was a million ways to do it. Most of them were very dirty. We will definitely get into that, because I feel like it just dried up.

I'm like the Sahara. But, hey, that sound means we're back. We are back, baby. We're back, baby. We're back. Yes, yes, yes. Pop a drink with us. Right. For those of you that tune in all the time, crack your drink. Welcome back. For the new guys, or new people listening, My name is Shaun. I'm Moist Mike. And I'm Erik.

Somehow that's a pretty fitting name for you. Like just Moist Mike. I like it. Magic Mike's old and boring. It's time for my new moist era to come into play. It feels like a vanity plate that you're going to get.

Are you ready? We'll get you a license plate for the car here for us. I have thought about that. uh the initials of our podcast plus pod fit on a license plate which are but are those cool i mean i think so unless they're douchey like if it says like like i don't know vroom vroom i don't know like or i've seen some where it's like see ya bro like because it's so fast i don't know that's that's cheesy to me but it's still i don't know um i used to have smc 0001 but you can't have zeros unless it's a ham radio so they were o's oh everybody was like what what is sm cool and i'm like god damn it so it was the youth the the youth fraternity thing that was the year that i was the head of the state state master council or two that's what it was for but i was like i'm done fucking answering this question i just got rid of them i'm sitting here trying to think of what it could be i'm like is it like binary like that's what i was like yeah these aren't cool anymore i'm just gonna i don't know i think they are i i'm going i have a plan to get one uh i'm not gonna say what it is oh i'm excited yeah i am excited to just make fun of you god now i wish moist mic would fit but it won't i could do mic no moist is too many letters because it's seven right you can we can play around with it yeah it's seven you get some five yeah damn anyway yeah most like no that's boring yeah anyway i just saw one the other day uh yesterday and it was this

minivan and they had like the whole thing stickered on the back decked out for this but if you ever played overwatch oh yeah there's a character called diva oh yeah and so they had diva stickers all over the back but then their license plate was nerfed this and that's like her saying when she does her ultimate i was like wow you really like went all in on this that's funny though yeah yeah i mean yeah only certain people will know it but i mean at least she completed the entire theme you know a friend of mine works at uh shout out sarah she works down at like the clerk's office and so when logan got his plates she knew that they were coming because it was his first car and license and all that and she put owe as the letters just so he had to like part of his name on there but he still wants to get personalized ones but he'll probably do something weird so yeah i saw one here said toodaloo and it made me laugh really hard because they use like numbers to do it and i was like okay that's kind of funny i'm also easily remember tanya had tanya had an explorer so she put she got license plate that's a dora that was pretty good that was pretty nice okay i like that yeah so uh we have a drink in front of us and i know let's uh my straw is hopping out here so this one uh i brought in so we got an email so actually i shouldn't say that because if you guys i saw the email then you know what this is so i'm just gonna say try it and then we'll talk about what it is because it didn't sound good to me and the person that came from said just trust the process it's good can i can i make one comment yeah there's no fucking garnish on this either so why the hell you're all pissed at me okay i'm like you get no good i was like this thing is

gonna be loaded down with garnish as much as you're bitching at me i literally thought of doing it so i part of dinner that i made for kids night i made a bunch of bacon and i thought about bringing Bacon is sticking it, but it doesn't really go with what's in it. Bacon goes with everything. I guess. A side of bacon would have been all right. Well, I should have done it. Then you could shut the fuck up. All right. Cheers, everybody. Let's give it a whirl. It's a big drink. So if we don't like it, we're going to have to choke it down.

Dr. Pepper. Yep. For sure, Dr. Pepper. Your guys just has normal. Mine's diet because I'm watching my figure. I don't. know what else um i don't know what else is that what else you got so this came from dylan uh nixon and he wrote in and said so it's soco so yeah so it's southern i'm having flashbacks exactly it's just dr pepper southern comfort and tabasco sauce now okay i don't like tabasco sauce and drinks i really was going to get tabasco ivy they were completely sold out so this is uh shit, the one that's everywhere else. Cholua. But it's not a lot. I taste it right on the end. I don't taste any of that.

You don't? Maybe I should have put more in. I was afraid. I didn't want to overdo it and then have it be just pure hot sauce. Yeah, because it's like, this isn't a shot. It's an entire drink. I appreciate that. It's not bad. I have not been able to have SoCo since my high school graduation. I remember taking a shot of that and throwing it up. Really? Well, I've got a couple extra shots if you want to take them home, so I Will say it's not bad in things like it's fine. Yeah, it just has like a slight I don't know what goes good with other pot like cuz it's sweet. Yeah, like yeah, so it goes good with It's like half emerald, oh half whiskey It is not whiskey Kentucky bourbon there. Yeah Yeah, so I was like, okay, I'm like I came to remember that I don't know if I've ever bought Southern comfort my life, and then I realized they sold it in little shooter. So I was like I'll just get a little Oh, yeah, so thank you Dylan smooth drinking whiskey the Dylan I will say it's not great, but it's not terrible So I mean pass when you when you put the ingredients and just say you're like that's not gonna be good But and actually as I'm sitting here. I'm catching a little the heat just a little bit at the end Yeah, just on the side. Yeah, I could have went heavier. I should have brought the bacon though fuck I don't say it and pop sounded weird to me.

So it actually says Southern comfort isn't whiskey. Really? It's a whiskey based liqueur. Okay. Here's why Southern comfort originally used a whiskey base, but for a period of time, a neutral grain spirit was used instead.

Never heard of a whiskey liqueur. Oh wait, the whiskey since 2016 Sazerac bottom and the whiskey base has been reinstated. Oh, all right. I think because they put other stuff in it, like fruit and spice flavors oh then it can't technically be yeah technically a liqueur well that's like fireball they can't even put name like they can't put whiskey on it anymore yeah because it's not whiskey yeah it's i don't know red hot juice i don't know it's trash it's good adam sent me a meme the other day and i said like there's no bad whiskey and that was like except fireball like or something like that i was like that's fucking true so does this have a name what's the uh no so that's the thing i like googled it because i was trying to find out the ratios and then he gave me you know 12 ounces of soda a shot um but i didn't see a name for it online so i feel like we can name it yeah i was gonna look up the there's like recipes out there called like dr hot comfort alabama slammer glad you said the rest of that last word what alabama Slammer?

I was wondering if you were going to get that. I'm like, I heard talking about current. I was like, keep going. Don't stop. I don't want to drink that. Anyway, sorry. I have heard of Alabama Slammer, but I don't think it's this. I feel like I remember having all those things in those little, remember those little test tube shots that would come around when you're at the club? Dude, I just did one of those like a couple months ago. Really? Oh, yeah. in des moines we went to uh it's called the operating room it's kind of like quarter barrel there's like video games and stuff oh yeah and they just do these little like i don't know test tube shots i don't know what the hell you call them yeah oh no they're in syringes that's what it was but same thing you know what i mean syringes sure yeah he's jamming in your leg you'll be fine yeah diabetes to the brain right so yeah we uh we have a lot to talk about we we all all of us went on a big trip recently and uh it didn't go as planned i don't know how else to say that if people uh from previous episodes we talked about how we were pushing and prodding and poking sean and ashley to join us in chicago for the teddy swims concert well we got them and they came they saw and none of us conquered oh man we got two songs out of them yeah so They're bangers.

Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, this was at Huntington Bank Pavilion, I think it was. Which, by the way, is a badass place to walk. Oh, yeah. There was no bad seat anywhere. And the VIP, shout out to Erik for getting that, I would go back. I mean, I was looking for stuff there just to go back there again and, like, the table set up that you could get. Oh, yeah. For sure, that place is badass. Yes, and thank you to Kara. That was, like, my Christmas present. i mean it's been delayed multiple times so that now it's anyway we'll get into that it's delayed again but yeah we were in the vip area which was awesome um the girl that opened was great she only did like 30 minutes yeah sienna spyro i think uh was her name not local not local no she's she's she's a big deal but then teddy came on in and there was a chance of rain it's not so we knew there was a chance but it was very low chance and they were like yeah it might rain to like nine Or maybe you'll get a few showers at nine.

Well, the first song started and it's, I don't know, trickling in. No big deal. We're dancing. We're jamming out. Teddy looked good. He had a Rugrat shirt on. And then the second song starts and I'm like, oh, fuck, it is coming down. And we're like, okay, well, it'll end. And there's people in ponchos and the whole thing. And it just got heavier and heavier and heavier. And then there's people spilling all over the seats, just forcing their way into the vip area because it's covered yeah and you hear people going like i need to see your wristbands and we're like fuck you lady like not me but everyone's like we got to get out of this so but then i had this thought because you know the vip area was only for so many people now you've got an extra thousand or two thousand people pouring into it and it just so happens that concert was put on by live nation which is who did the astroworld concert where all those people died being trampled and i'm like do we know that this grandstand can hold all these people i'm like we're gonna die we're gonna die the water that was running through too because it was coming in so bad that it was like all on the all the carpet everything was soaked yeah so there was that dry spot in the house no i mean there wasn't anywhere and at first like i was like this is great i don't care those look at those we're covered out there this is great and uh yeah then all of a sudden just kept getting just more and more and more and it's beautiful because it overlooks like lake michigan so there's a bunch of boats out there you could probably hear the music and people swimming big beautiful boats it was raining so hard you couldn't even see the boats

and they had their lights on and stuff too and you still couldn't see them and it was like geez and then it was kind of wondering like what's going to happen here and um they came up and they're like um if you want to you can go seek shelter in um soldier field yeah they were they They were like, they were like, do that. We're going to be delayed, you know, or whatever, but check our socials and we'll let you know we're going to be back to then. She comes up again. She's like, we are exiting the everyone's got to leave the we're clearing out the pavilion or that we were sitting in or the VIP area.

And somebody's like, why do I have to go out there? It's like porn. She goes, because this isn't grounded and there's all this lightning that's going on there. We're just sitting on this metal. I'm like, oh, that's fucking great. I talked to, I was telling a buddy of mine about this. He he was like That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard because they can't even have you like in that structure without it being ground So they like they were just they were just saying shit to get people to move probably makes it I was wondering because I'm like That's absolutely not possible Well, that makes me feel a little better because I was like why would they have just done that?

I would have never gotten through code. I will tell you in my head though I'm like how long before this thing fucking collapses Yeah, because there was a lot of people on there and started swaying and I'm like it was like Ashley said We're just going to end up on the news. We're just going to end up on the news. I know. I kept looking at her going, we're going to be on the news. Right. She's like, oh, man. So it was. So then we leave. Yeah. We get us. We're told that we got to go. So it's like, all right. And it is, I mean, just fucking pouring. Pouring. Pouring, pouring. Like, so when this is all said and done, I believe Kara said she read the next day they got five inches of rain in like 60 minutes, maybe 90 minutes.

I can't remember. but i mean there was in other parts of chicago there was cars i mean there was flash flooding everywhere there was cars pulled over and stuck well our phones were like going off and stuff for warnings of flash flooding um but so then we're like the amount of rain that was coming down for that long too so like an hour and it was pouring the whole time like the whole time like it was like you know heavy for a minute and then lighten up it just never stopped to where we weren't even in the parking lot yet and it was standing like we were it was ankle deep water oh yeah pretty much everywhere where we went it was like ankle deep water so and it was funny because no i mean out of all the thousands of people no one knew what to do because basically everyone ubered there or took a cab so we're just like i guess we just walk and there's no really close parking lot so like you have to walk anyways yeah to the area where that stuff is and there's nothing around there like even if we were like let's go find a bar and take shelter and have a drink like that was the plan that was the plan and we just started walking and we kept walking i knew what to do you swim well we were following you yeah yeah i mean he said swim that's damn yeah he did he really did tell us we should have took the warning but it was a great time but yeah i mean we've got people one person with us is freezing because it's so much water and she's little and then some of us are in flip-flops so people are losing their I mean it was not a fun walk to say the least I took one pair of shoes to Chicago not even I usually take two and I was like I'm good I just need my tennis shoes the next day was the

walk of shame like I walk out with no shoes on oh she's like we're just down there for one night so she's like I have no bra like it's also do you know you were like what the fuck so I'm like we just have to get out of here so hotel walking down I carrying my shoes I tried to put them on they were so heavy so there so cold and this isn going to work Mine took about two days to fully dry out I put them over the vent at home Me too Mine threw it because I ripped the bottoms off of it to start the night. That was your sign from the start. Your shoes are fucked. It was a great night.

I will say I had a blast with you guys. I was going to say. I don't know that we needed to spend the amount of money that we did for two fucking oh my god dude just because we're paid 25 beers for beers and then we're ubering an hour to get there and back you know and it was like jeez i will say a highlight of the trip was right before that we went and had a really nice dinner and it was right fucking delicious that dinner was that was good uh spock yeah yeah spock and napoli yeah that was amazing good shout out to jeff because he's the one that let you know about it right so yeah yeah that's my he's my uh neapolitan style pizza guru yes it was good oh my god it was good yeah so we had really good dinner but yeah we definitely spent like my kid when i told him about it because he knew how important this concert like i teddy's one's is kind of like my number one that i want to see like right now and so he just went and saw the weekend which is like his and he's like dad you got to go back so they rescheduled it for like next week on a wednesday right and i'm like dude we can't we can't do that it's too soon we spent too much money he's like just just do it again like you're not just like i mean i love where his head's at he's just like he knows how bad i wanted to see it but i'm like man after you pay for the hotel the ubers like dinner like it's plus take all the time off when you still run the risk that it could happen again exactly right i should follow along and be like rain rain rain come on get him swims yeah so it was a blast though i i care and

said over and over like it would not have been as fun if we didn't have the group we did because that would that would have been so annoying if if it's only like you and one other person or you know whatever so we made the most of it well i mean the good news is we all got to pee in the bushes outside of the field museum field museum i pissed on their lawn yeah pissed right on the lawn there so i don't remember who said it like i shouldn't go right there and go who's gonna who's gonna stop us now yeah it's pouring even the cops were driving around like we're not getting out of our cars like take your own advice so i'm just like pissing right there yeah i i yeah see i won't pee in a shower but i'll piss at the fuel museum lawn it was a blast though it was it was actually it was a ton of fun even it was just such a mess that it's like what what can you do yeah i mean like you might as well just have fun because it's not well it's just fucked up and yeah you're just gonna have to deal with it so either you can be all pissed about it or you just like kind of go whatever even if you had a punch i mean everyone was soaked head to toe there was no staying dry that's why at one point i saw a carrot just i could tell she just went like fuck it and she just started jumping in puddles and running through and i was like she was having a blast and i was like you know what she's right so i started doing it too i was like it's not like i'm not soaked already well so like my shirt was just clinging to yeah i look over your shirt's off because I'm like, I don't just have to let the belly show, but I'm like, this is so uncomfortable. I'm like, it's so wet.

Like, if I jumped in the pool with all my clothes on, that's how wet I was. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was unbelievable. So, there was no break. Shout out to his two songs. He opened up with some bangers and it was, fuck, it was going to be a good one. It was. Thanks, Teddy Swims. I know you're listening because we go way back. You could send us some new... We'll have to get tickets. See if we can do it again. We will. We'll do it again. Yeah. We have another trip coming up. Not to a concert. Right. So. Yeah. But anyways. That's not the time the water will be on purpose. But that's why I'm moist with an annoyance.

The rain is just ruining fucking everything. Then we went, like, we got home. We went to the pool the next day. You were there. Fucking get rained out. I'm like, I swear to God. And then Kara, I've never had a massage before. And so she got us, like, couples massages. And by the way, that was amazing. I'm going to do that a lot. How did you do? I was curious. I had to tell her no yank yank. But I was like, no, I'm not that kind of boy. But it was funny because we... You know, they take... No, no, drip, drip. Leave me alone. Yeah, yeah. Where did you go?

What was it called? Did it make you happy? Yeah, backyard bukkake or something. Tug a lot. Yeah. you can't see inside of it but they have lots of pretty lights uh no we went to i think it was is it called hands and harmony i think yeah i can't remember um but no it was it was great but they take it to this little staging area and i'm just like messing with because i've never been to one right and they're you know everyone's whispering yeah your snap was pretty funny so they're yeah they're just like you know would you like a drink or a shot of whiskey i was like yeah i'll take a whiskey it was disgusting because it's like it's just pure sugar i was like but that's fine but they take us in there and i'm just like is everybody else gonna get here like what's going on it's this giant room so then women start coming in and they just like have these hot towels around their necks and i'm like this is so fucking awkward and then we're like man we should have been taken in by now and they're like well there's a little bit of a problem so we're just delayed we're taking care of it and i'm like i swear to god if there's a busted pipe and there's water coming from the sand i will fucking leave but it was something like they were like the previous guys having trouble getting off the table i'm like damn he had the yank yank like but so we got in there it was great it was like 10 out of 10 i would totally do it again so that's funny but i work i work uh because you're super fucking weirded out about it you know it's weird yeah like i'm like where are they gonna i left my boxers on like my boxer briefs but kara got me ones a long time ago that have her face on it sure and so i wore those just to make them laugh and she didn't say no i was like no i just wanted to be like what the fuck so they didn't say anything and i don't speak they don't they just well so like it's the pressure kid yeah

so that was weird like right before it started she like gets in my ear and she's like this is all for you just relax you deserve this and i was like i deserve this yeah i do one finger or two milking the prostate yeah so anyway no but after it was over she like went and got us water and she's like i saw your boxers that's hilarious i was like damn it i was hoping you would say something during it well that's good they're very professional they're trying to keep you relax. I don't relax very well. I'm always fucking around. I'm messing around. Can't handle it. You don't uncomfortable. No. But then I was like, they didn't even rub my butt. And Kara's like, you got to take your boxers off and they'll do it. I'm like, wait, really?

I didn't know that. It's good stuff. We should get massages, all three of us. There you go. In the same room. Yeah. Making awkward eye contact the whole time. Can you face us all together so we can look at you? Squeeze it harder.

a whole different man when i go oh all right yeah what else do you do this weekend um not a whole lot uh we we didn't really do a whole lot just we swam just normal stuff really now that i think about it nice we went out where did we go we went oh we went out with uh we went to the pride fest down in newbo for a little bit and then met up with some friends that i haven't seen in a while so like saw my sister-in-law stevie and lindsey and uh hung out with them and then we went to dinner at need which i've been there in forever and dude i was walking in my favorite they pizza they do is the sriracha blt and i'm walking in i'm like man how cool would it be if the special sriracha blt there's a guy walking behind me he goes don't worry buddy it is i'm like how the fuck do you know he goes oh i just ran to my car quick we got that i was like yes so that was my saving grace of the weekend wow how about you coop had uh state yeah we're done with baseball so it was state this weekend um so we were supposed to play friday it's supposed to be a three-day tournament friday saturday sunday but it poured friday so so we got actually our games were just completely canceled because really so so it's like they didn't a lot of the other fields they got some games in and ours was just canceled right away see this fucking rain just really dropped down but which was okay so then it just became a normal one so we played two games on saturday and then on sunday we actually we played pretty good on saturday so we got a buy on sunday and

then we ran into a team that we were really close with we actually tied with the day before and we ended up coming up short so they let it tie yeah because it's just pool play so it's just to set your your uh standings you know where you're in the actual tournament and so then there's other stuff that goes into it like run differential and how many runs you scored and stuff like that adds to figuring it out but because they're trying to get all these games in they're like they just stop it at the time because it was just going extra innings it just takes you know and then it just eats up the field so it's not they would have done it on sunday because you need to have a winner in the turn in the brackets yeah you know but but not for pool play yeah so it was good though cooper played awesome i mean it was it's it's hard because i've been coaching this team or a lot of these boys for four years now and we're done you know i mean this is it then they go to high school next year and so i was just going to say how weird there's a chance that we could do they have 14 you where you can just you just kind of put some kids together and then go play in tournaments i don't know if we'll do it or not because baseball in high school is a lot that's already a lot yeah so they might not want to and honestly like right now i don't feel like doing but in a few weeks i'll probably feel you'll change your mind but um it was cool i mean they're just like i've talked about here they're just like the best kids and you know so it's sad like some of those kids like i've really seen grown up yeah i mean like really grow up to to be like really good men you know and they really are they're they're they're just good good responsible kids and you

know i just nothing but root for them yeah you know and hope it stays that way but cooper played awesome he actually um he won mvp and so oh yeah the other team you get to vote for a player like so like the team that we played we uh we picked their mvp like and just gave it to the coach was like here you go and so that was a pretty proud moment because yeah i'm through to hand it to them and he's like yeah uh number 23 your pitcher that you guys use that's i want to give it to him and I'm like, that's awesome. He's going to be excited to hear that. And then in our other game that we had, we, I mean, we've been running, you know, baseball.

We run all these plays. We set up this stuff that we feel like we could use every now and then. They're like plays that will work like once. You know what I mean? It's kind of like a deal. And the boys have known enough what's going on. They started calling the different plays and seeing it set up and seeing it work. Knew ahead of time. We pulled off all three of the ones that we put together. The only one we didn't, we have one where, like, the guys get really cocky at second base and take big leads, and we brought a guy in from center field. Oh. And our pitcher timed it perfect, turnaround step through it, and it hit, like, we had the kid, like, dead to rights.

Yeah. And the kid just grabbed it, and he just, he got underneath the tag. Like, he just. He beat it? Yeah, so he beat it. Because in, like, the kid's defense on our team, he's center field. He never tags it. so he doesn't know to get that glove down. You know what I mean? He kind of went to, and by the time he lunged at him, the kid went underneath him. And so, you know, it was the right call. And it was like, still even pulling that off though. Yeah. I mean, we were just like, Oh my God, you know? And so they're calling that, not us, they were doing that stuff. And then we had, um, another one where we have a couple of kids that are really fast.

And then our third batter, he can bunt really well. And he's really fast too. So we run these things where I'm like, if these two get on and I can get them to second and third, I'm going to send the steel sign and you're going to buy, you know what I mean? Well, we put that play in six weeks ago and have it ran it. Yeah. And literally it's, it comes up to it. I'm like seeing it all of a sudden, you know, I'm involved in game. I'm like, Oh my God, here we go. And I like look at the batter and he's already looking at me. And so I give him the sign and he like, it's a smile on his face and he already knew like it was going to come, come down to it. And he lays down the perfect bunt, flies down to first base beats out the throat.

we score our two kids off a bunt so the kids are because they're so fast the kid that was on second like just took off i'm like he was already stealing he was already at third almost before he even bunted the ball you know i mean and so they came through thank god he connected yeah and it was it was it was perfect it was it just went absolutely perfect and to the point when when we got out of it the coach came over and he goes that might have been one of the best plays i've seen a 13u baseball team pull off he's like that was an unbelievable bunt and like the kid moving and stuff and so then that kid that laid down the month they gave him him the mvp for it so so it's good i mean it was a it's a fun thing you know again they they do the mvp because you can give it to for like sportsmanship you can do everything so it's like they try to encourage i think that's a good idea though that it's the other team that yeah yeah so then it's yeah it wasn't like me picking cooper yeah i mean so it was one of those when he said it to me i was like like, do you know the coach?

You hear that? Like, it's not me deciding. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, of course, Cooper got it. But you're like, do I get one as a coach? Right. So he did good. So it was a proud moment. And it's I'm sad that it's over. But they they played hard and we every game was close and fun and it came right down to it. And it's awesome. So that's that's just been like, I don't know. I don't know if it's just watching our kids get old. I mean, my son's going to be he's going into his senior year. And I don't know what it like. He's doing part of his senior pictures this week. like he's doing like he's doing kind of an early session he's doing another one in the fall because it's someone we know and all that but i'm like it's just like hitting me now and i'm like fuck well well and your whole goal as a parent is like raise them to get to this point to get to this point and then you do it you're like okay no no stop stop stop stop you know what i mean so even with cooper and like you know you know when i see audrey and nathan and jack it's just like it's just weird seeing them all because it's i don't know i don't i thought i was ready and i don't think i am right now whether i'm ready or not it doesn't fucking matter it's still gonna happen here it comes so yeah i'm just very happy i still at least have my because i'm pretty confident when my son graduates he's like peace out like you know what i mean which good great for him you know i'm like go do your thing but at least i'll have my daughter a few more years and then and then i can cry myself to sleep every night after that old and get off my lawn yeah exactly i already do that i've never been that guy like we always joke with adam because adam's adam's been that guy

since he was like 12 years old he's just like an old man in a teenager's body but boy it's getting worse so when i see you guys all doing it speaking of that so a funny story we all know wade uh he's a buddy of ours he's a pretty big streamer and good good guy there was a time a couple years ago where a hot air balloon landed in his lawn. Like, they live out in kind of a development. But they had no heads up. Right. And he, like, went up there and lost his mind. It was like, now get it and scram. And I said, you said scram, you old bastard. So now every time I see him, I'm like, you scram, get out of here.

So just cracks me up. Was he serious? Because he's always fucking around. No, he was pretty serious. He was just like I ain got time for this shit anymore Like you know what I mean We not young anymore That surprises me because he funny I don think he probably was actually that mad but it was more like yeah I funny but get the fuck off my lawn for real.

That's good. Anyway, so good weekend. What about you, Erik? Anything fun? Friday, I experienced that rainstorm for another concert. Oh, I forgot about that. You went to another concert. You're just a fucking glutton for punishment yeah that's three in a row right because then the one you guys went to was raining too but we did learn it's eric that's the problem it's not us there it is yeah because he was at the pool when i got rained out so it's me yeah yeah i think taylor says you're the problem it's you yeah i will say though like codfish hollow they like you know they were posting on facebook right before and saying like we're on you know that's letting up we're good there's no tornadoes yeah so then like people showed up and then as soon as people started getting there the power went out because of the storm see and that didn't happen when we were there they pulled in generators they got it all back up and running in about 40 minutes so the show went on and i mean it wasn't as neat because there wasn't as many lights and all that stuff yeah can't have as much stuff hooked up yeah they kept a couple lights they kept the stage lights on and then they had the audio and all that was running off the generator oh did it look like a lot of people camping i'm just curious compared to when we last uh rv campers there were oh there were a good amount of so was that the place you're at again or that was that the same place for the concert you guys went because i saw a picture this time that you posted so now i got yeah because when we were there he was like oh i'm gonna i'm coming back in like two weeks ago that's right i go wait a minute dude we're seeing teddy on like wednesday he goes yeah and then i get back and i'm going

here i'm like jesus so yeah when i saw the pictures of it raining i'm like good god man like of course it is no well was it good though yeah it was a good show and uh they did a good job yeah i mean i think it would have been better if they had the power and the lights and all that stuff did you guys camp or were you heading back we came back okay so it wasn't the same okay yeah we i took audrey to that one she wanted to go that's right nice she enjoyed it yeah and that's i mean and at least you weren't camping you know because it ended up raining all night i can't remember or I guess out there. It kind of had let off like by the time we were leaving. It was light, but everything was soaked. It was just like super muddy and wet. It's always something.

Mother nature's in a fucking mood lately. So we should make a comment. We did make switching gears again. We talked about people if they're interested in doing an intro for us. So we got a couple people interested. we do so anybody else that's interested if you email us where can they get us at we're still cool right at gmail.com or well that's the best way to do it or you can message the page the facebook page but yeah i would recommend emailing yep and then we will do this until the next right so it'll be open until the next so let's say uh this coming friday of this week. Yeah, it would be the 18th.

So if you want to do it, just let us know by the 18th because then we're going to do the stuff we want to get up filmed and we want to get it recorded and get it out there. Let us know if you don't want us to play them on air, but otherwise we're going to play them on the podcast. Yeah, just send us a little intro or if you want us to send you something to record and then you can send it back. Either way, we're pretty flexible with it. So otherwise we will have a little showdown between the two people we've heard from and get our little. Pretty excited about the two that we got. I think it's going to be a pretty good one.

Pretty good 900 voices. Yeah. We got room for more. So come on through. It doesn't have to be 900 voices. You do what you like. Whatever you think sells, as they say.

That was good. Yeah. Right on. Okay. So we got that business taken care of. So do we have any? we do say we do have a couple emails all right you want to jump into those yeah uh one little correction i had is so actually my aunt gina this was like over a month ago she emailed in and i forgot about it uh so sorry gina but i had we had said something that's his bad i know i know i know she knows i'm flighty like that uh we had talked about how high schools used to have smoking lounges yeah so they could smoke in the tea oh yeah yeah so she said she said just to let you know regis never had a smoking lounge, but washed it.

And I was like, that tracks. She said it was very entertaining. Lots of fights. So I just wanted to say that because I was wrong about that. So we have one from Brooke. Our friend Brooke, she emailed in and said, oh, am I the first to email in twice? She said, topic for the show, feel good songs, movies, go-tos that will always make you happy or pull you out of a funk. I'm like, that's a good one. That's a good one. We'll get right back to it. And then the rest says, I'm listening to one right now. Jump by the Pointer Sisters. The movie clip to reference for this is Hugh Grant dancing in Love Actually.

I don't think I've seen that movie. Maybe I have. I've seen it. I just don't remember that. Yeah. She said the scene is life and always puts a smile on my face. If you haven't seen it, YouTube it. I will YouTube it. She also sent in a drink idea. Caramel vodka. Starbucks cold brew coffee. With zero sugar caramel macchiato creamer. That is very basic. but I would totally drink that. I'll tell you what. You know what? I've been looking for a little something different than the normal.

Breakfast. Irish coffee? No, breakfast drink. What were we just talking about? Breakfast drinks. Bloody Mary's. Bloody Mary's. Yeah, coffee drinks. I say we all wear flannels next episode and some Ugg boots and we pour ourselves some of that. It's already hot enough in here. That's a good point. Wait till it's... Maybe we say that for a fall, winter episode. We'll do a pumpkin patch episode and we'll go pick out pumpkins together and drink those. And have our pumpkin spice lattes. I would totally do it. That sounds really good, though. Lastly, she put, loved John's story last show, so obviously we're one back from that.

You guys are killing it. You become part of my mid-week routine. Keep up the good work, boys. Thank you, Brooke. We appreciate it. Thanks, Brooke. And there you go, John. If you're listening, too. There you go. You got someone else shouting. It wasn't just us. saying how good right see that episode is great actually and how many people said this story's real oh i didn't have it but and i'm like trust me they're real and and i he's there's probably 20 more he's forgotten about uh but i had at least seven or eight people be like that was such a fun episode i'm like i know um but yeah brooke throw your hat in the running for the uh intro yeah get on in it uh last one we got a email from julie so julie apparently uh recently caught up on episodes so she said drinks to try do a wine bomb make it like a bomb i believe it's wine and energy drink then the shot is the vodka uh i don't know i would try it she said stole raspberry stole the vodka she said another one's a tang bomb which is just the akrmeister tank thanks high life lounge i love that place uh some questions quick did sean ever watch idiocracy i haven't oh you gotta do that you just re-watched i was going to watch it and i just haven't had a lot of time but it's been on it's something that i have on there so oh for sure uh team ping in the shower it's all going to the same place and you can wash yourself after the shower is probably the cleanest place i've ever peed thanks for that uh team tune in peas in my mac and cheese all day long but my go-to poor meal or what we call them poverty meals yeah she said tortilla chips with

melted shredded cheese on it so poverty nachos yeah those are good hard to beat uh she said i would love to toss my name into the hat for the sultry voice i have quite the 900 voice so she said i need to i need to call each of you and ask if you want me to make you a sandwich or to rub your butt and i will and then she said oh this is about coop and his tournament uh because they showed up and yeah that was awesome yeah them and uh or julie and then jenna jenna nick showed up too and it was i mean and he saw him too so he he see that's awesome he was all excited he actually had we had some other people show up for him that was pretty cool i mean we had neighbors and there's actually quite a few people there just see him so well she said she said uh this is only because i went to coops baseball game go coop so proud of him and the team big fan of how passionate he gets and finding how he flips off the pitcher away from the ump I'm assuming no so he gives signals and one of the kids won't do it and he's like he's like he's going the fastball and like every kid right now they want to throw a curveball right so they've learned a little bit how to do it we don't let them do it very much because you're not going to ruin your arm we're not going to let you do it so we show you enough so you know how to do it and every now and then we'll let them do it yeah but they always want to because once you see you know once you throw a curve like you don't want to it's so fucking the only way i can equate something like that is like when you learn how to put english on a pool ball like you you always want to snap it low and watch it drag all the way back the same thing or like the other

thing or to think about like shuffling chips like when yeah you learn how to do that really good you know i mean it's like it's just it's cool when you make a ball move like that so one of the kids Cooper does a pretty good job of calling a game of like the curveball doesn't work very much so it's like you generally only do it if you're you got you know you're you have two strikes on them and they don't there's you got plenty more balls yeah if you know I mean like and he kept wanting to do it when he's down and he's like so I just gave him the middle finger like give me the fastball and this is the one you're gonna get so yeah it's hilarious there for it that's amazing if yeah you No, Cooper. That's right up his alley.

She also said, is it still cool for guys to get frosted tips? If you already talked about it, my apologies. However, I remember helping the boys frost their tips back in the day. I don't ever see anyone do it anymore. So I think it's a thing of the past. It made me bald, so I don't recommend it. You saw Cooper's hair. The whole baseball team went full. There's tips and there's the whole thing. The whole thing. They didn't stop at the tip. Just a whole team of slum shadies. she said i wish trapper keepers will still we're still cool i think kids are really missing out how showing missing out on showing how cool you are with what trapper keeper you had i grew up poor but boy did i would i have rocked it oh julie i'm gonna buy you a trapper keeper for your birthday um lastly she put in a couple jokes and they're actually pretty good so we can say those at the end but thank you julie for for catching up and sticking with us yes thank you very much julie was hilarious after the game she's like i've never seen one kid go through so many emotions in one game because cooper runs right on the ragged edge a little bit so it was like one minute then he's throwing a fit he's stomping around or then he's wolfhara on anchorman like i'm in a glass case of emotions and then also not being at one like she said ashley said that she was there for like 180 and she's like this is a lot of fun like it was actually a lot of fun to watch these guys yeah Yeah, it's not an archery.

Yeah. No, yeah, it's way different than that. It's a little different than that. So, yeah, that was good. But all right. So did you have something? I do. But, you know, I threw this visor on today. Oh, our visors so cool. I haven't worn one since I was back in my raver days. I was a very, very, very long time ago. That was also I also had hair then. It was also big when you had the frosted tips. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think so. I think if you could still pull it off, which you do. I think you definitely need to have hair. I feel like it looks weird when bald guys wear them, but that's just because what are you protecting?

Yeah, let you know I like just put sunglasses on we're doing we're doing the same thing at that point So also imagine the tan line on the bald guy from that visor It's brutal I was putting it on today and Ashley's like what are you doing? I'm like I'm gonna see if this is still cool You walk in and under a breath Erik and I'm like what the fuck no I'm kidding Turn his camera off Oh, no. So, yeah, remote producer Benjo sent me another one here, and I thought this was pretty good. What from your childhood did you think was going to be a bigger deal? Stop, drop, and roll, the Bermuda Triangle, drugs and Halloween candy.

Quicksand. He said, I mean, yeah, every drug dealer just gives away their drugs, right, away for free. Yeah. And he said, yep, quicksand. He goes, I really thought that was going to be a bigger deal. in my life um or parallel parking he said yeah number one it's not that hard and he goes number two i think i parallel parked like 10 times in my 16 years so yeah i don't do it very often those are all really good quicksand is the biggest one to me like i just remember being like well gotta figure this out because it's gonna happen like even in the mario games like there's quicksand levels you're like oh fuck gotta get out of here the cactus is gonna eat me uh parallel parking those also easier because almost everyone has a backup camera that helps a lot it helps a lot i think some of the cars like you'll even you hit a button and do it but oh shit i worked downtown for a while so i would part i actually thought it all parked so that's the only time is if i'm downtown and that even that's rare right i used to so i worked downtown in an office building and we had a coffee shop in in the first floor i would go down there and just sit and drink coffee and watch people try and parallel park and I'd just laugh.

It was the best. You could count how many people would make three attempts and then they just drive away. They're like, fuck it. And they never pull out slow at that point. Then it's like, Okay. That's fucking awesome. And the only thing I can equate it to that I love watching these videos is people at boat ramps. Pulls and fucking boats. Dude, I saw a video the other day of this kid's probably 23, but a bunch of him and his redneck friends, and they just drive down they set up chairs had signs like to score it and as people were coming in they were just like boo shit job and like just all of a sudden a couple guys got like really really mad at them i'm like dude they're just having fun so you know then i saw one where those guys were the smartest because then they also had another sign that said 25 bucks but we'll i'll pull it in for you oh that's genius sit there and you have okay you know how much liability goes into that though like first like i'm not handing my truck keys over with my boat to someone i don't know I don't know if your wife's doing it and she's got it all tilted backwards and you got some guy going.

I guess. Well, how many of those are? If you're like, absolutely. That guy probably knows what he's doing. How many of those are rentals and shit? They've probably never done it before. They saw their dad do it one time, so they thought they could do it. First time doing it? Last time I rented a boat was when we went to the Ozarks before you guys. I rented a pontoon, but it wasn't in a slip. You just kind of pulled up to the dock, so it was easy. But if I had to pull that out, fuck that. I wouldn't even attempt it. because i've never done it before right yeah or i mean people get a boat and you got to get it in at least first time yeah yeah you know how scared were you the first time see i've known how to do it for a while i've always been pretty good i just i've been good at backing up trailers and stuff like that but a lot of times like with my boat when we used to do it i was one pulling it off the trailer so it wasn't me actually ashley had to do it you know what i mean and and i got to give her a shout out for this because she can parallel park like a mother like she's money at it even with that big fucking Tahoe she whips that thing around and no problem I don't I don't want to parallel park that she's so I gotta give her props to that cuz she hear this and yeah I know that but then but backing up the boat that wasn always she had a couple of good times and then one time there like some guy like just was staring at her and trying to like coach her while she done and it like i just felt like being like get the just go we making it worse just like yeah you're adding pressure to it you know i mean and it to the point to when she just got out and he just backed it in you know i mean like he was he had good intentions but it's like you have to know that you're just adding this layer of pressure to just go away where she didn't

Yeah, it's like when someone stands over you when you're trying to type. I mean, on a way bigger scale, obviously. But it's like, I fucking go away. I got it. You know? Yeah. If I need help, I'll ask. I got you. But yeah. I grew up on the Mississippi River and my dad, like, we would go every weekend that I was with him and stuff. And so, like, he didn't have, well, I mean, sometimes he had a girlfriend or whatever. But, like, most of the time it was me and him and my sister. And so I drove the boat on and off the trailer. Yeah. And he, you know, drove the truck because I wasn't very good at backing up a trailer when I was younger.

Like, it took me a long time. I'm still not great at it, but, like. I know. I saw you with those kayaks. I'm kidding. Dude, that's hard. It's hard, man. Doing an empty trailer sucks. Yeah. Like, when the boat's on it, you can see. You know what I mean? Oh, I didn't even think of that. But because once the trailer's on, it's so low. You can't see the trailer. You know what I mean? It's hard to, like, so it's easy to get really wonky with that. and and without the weight like it'll hop and you know it's it's so it's harder to do an empty boat than it is yeah that makes sense yeah and so especially when somebody else's trailer i just get scared man i watch those videos the ones in florida are the best because it's like people pulling in like you know 400 000 boats and then like not i'm not being sexist anyway but they're if you watch these videos you know what i'm saying there's like some very silly bimbo-y type people out there and they get off they're like i don't know and they just throw their hands up the guy's like jesus fucking christ like this is what you get man like you know you know it's your flavor of the week and she's never fucking driven a boat before but can't have it all but like i see these i saw a video the other day where a guy was loading up and he pulled i mean his truck was halfway in the water and i'm like oh god because there's a certain point in no return where you're not coming back out there's been plenty of those i've seen those videos where they hook them up and start you see the boat out there but then it's like the pulling the whole fucking truck and trailer that was underneath it it's like oh god yeah it's and those are normally fucking hundred thousand dollar trucks too there yeah you know i mean it's like that's a bad day yeah so uh so i guess i don't know which which one obviously i thought quicksand was going to be

a big deal too i agree with that i guess i agree with parking bermuda triangle is funny too though because it was like everyone talked about it like well if you go there you're never coming back and then you find out now like that's not what the case at all didn't feel like he was in every fucking cartoon yeah cartoon or always be in ducktales or it was always in like scooby-doo you know i mean like the bermuda you know i mean it was like the big deal yeah trying to think of what else like we thought was such a big deal see i never it wasn't so much about drugs in the candy it was like razor blades and needles and shit like which again who's like sitting there like i don't i'm sure it's happened by the way but i've never heard of anyone where that happened to yeah i mean all of it comes from like one story that somebody you know there was some fucked up person that put some drugs in the candy to fuck with a kid or yeah like something okay but it never happened again like i remember it's always about the stickers or whatever because you'd like lick them and put them on or whatever and then that's where they they put the stickers yeah like it was a general I think maybe my dad just told me now we just the fake tattoos oh yeah you just didn't want me to put it on so I think that's hilarious but I mean we were fucking taught stop drop and roll a lot yeah it doesn't work now I think it's one of those things that it's probably good that I haven't had to use it for sure but it's it's not like I think maybe if you're like a little bit on fire you got a shot sure but for the most part like it's not gonna do

a whole lot oh yeah i mean we went over that a lot a lot or even like i don't know i mean this one i understand why they did it but the tornado thing where it was like duck and put your hands over the back of your neck yeah you're like protect your neck hey what's up wu-tang clan but like you know what i mean it's like is that really gonna stop the two by four that falls from three floors up onto my head crushes my fingers yeah my neck's fine i've lost both hands yeah with that being said every time the news when we're watching that like tornado coming through and they give you the the checklist of what you need yeah i love the bike helmet make sure you get your bike helmet and put it on i didn't even think about that it's a good idea but it's just funny that it's like now get your bike yeah run out to your garage yeah exactly right get your bike we know we said stay inside but this is important hurry and get your bike helmet i'm like it is a good idea it is probably something yeah but damn it now i gotta buy more bike helmets yeah i guess i should like usually i'm like okay when i have some beer aging down there i'm fine pillows blankets i'm a dumb ass midwesterner i just sit out on the porch and watch it come in i was gonna say which is actually why we put on the cover deck so we could watch storms coming through which okay so we just watched kara loves the movie twister as almost everyone does the new one or the no the original with helen hunt yeah i we watched it again recently and i never really like the dad like that he puts him down and like when she's a kid puts him down in the storm shelter thing and then goes and holds the door yeah and it sucks him out right busts

the door sucks him out they're fine right you should have just ran to the corner with that like it's just you it's little shit you realize that i never realized that as a kid when i watched it i'm like what that made no sense no whatsoever i think if you rip that off everything in that holes coming with it i for sure think that yeah but the minute i saw my family finding the core i'm like i'm just gonna go stay with you guys so but you did touch on eric you said like something we heard as a kid and uh so i saw something the other day about how rumors start now we have the internet we've had the internet forever but we didn't when we were super young and tell me if you guys have heard this but everyone in every school in every state heard that marilyn manson removed a rib to suck his own dick yes how did that spread i totally forgot about that yeah how did that spread so well before the internet like everyone knew that also the there's another one with him have you ever heard the one where everyone thinks he was uh the show the wonder years is it fred savage yeah his friend his for his best friend that was him i can't remember his name now but they thought that was him it's not by the way right that's been debunked huh but it's i i know it's just weird to me that like how does that happen like i know is it like i mean yeah because you see it on the internet at least has the narrative spread you know that you everybody reads it right but how does it always become the same yeah how you heard it from somebody from because that one sticks out everyone knew that somebody's older brother told you know yeah that's how you learned it but well we were smoking dope and we were talking about it so you remember playing the telephone game right like sure so even even if you had that like if you picked something that was just outrageous

just enough or just interesting or funny enough, then it would hold. But if you were just like, you just changed the small little word. Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? If it's boring, you're never going to repeat it. I mean, yeah. It's got to be pretty out there. Yeah. You're going to want to make it better if it's not that interesting. But I mean, removing a rib is pretty interesting. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It's a pretty crazy story. So you just repeat it. What was your first thought when you heard that? Does that work?

I did a consult and they said like, how do I remove this? They said, listen, tubby, you're too big for that. And I went, aww. And I went home and cried. How many do I need to move? Remove. Do I need any ribs? Can I just fold in half all the time? Or? Never leave my house again. See, I wonder if it had to have been something like MTV or something like that. You know what I mean? But like, they wouldn't talk about that on MTV. No. No. But like, that's, that's how we knew about shit. That's true. Yeah. I mean, because we did have TV, but yeah, I don't, i don't think that would have ever come up on a you know a program or anything like that yeah i don't know there had to be more than that but that one like was definitely no matter who i ever spoke to everyone heard that you know and then found out later it's definitely not true you know what i mean i forgot about that one but i want to know i want to know all the other ones i did forget about i know i'm blanking yeah it's hard to think about i knew that were rumors like that but i wanted man oh there was a ton about nirvana and like how kurt died like did he do it himself was oh yeah somebody else involved well that there was all kinds of conspiracies around that yeah and that got big again a few years ago because that soaked in bleach uh documentary coming on netflix and i i think she definitely was in on it but i don't know i also love conspiracy theories yeah it's fun to lean in yeah it yeah i mean it is what it is you know but yeah no i would be actually a cool thing if you got any that you guys can think of that were big back in the day should we should we table that and come back and bring that up yeah yeah that'd

be fun to talk about if we remember i'm sure if we sat down and just yeah on the spot kind of hard anybody's got any other ones like time to think about but yeah if we come back around oh okay so one i just thought of did you remember the movie three men and a baby i'd like tom selick and uh yeah yeah yeah what's oh god what's the guy's name ted danson from cheers but there's a part in that movie where the the boy the yeah behind the curtain yeah so like everyone was told that there's like a ghost scene where if you like slow down at one part there's a kid that died on the set or something like weeks prior he's standing in the curtain yeah and then you watch it back and it's like a cardboard cutout is what it is oh i mean i haven't watched it since i was a kids if i remember right for it i mean well i yeah i mean i fell for it but as i get older i realized that they put it there but yeah yeah but i was i heard that for years and then i finally watched it and i was like oh yeah it's clearly like a cardboard cutout stuck right there if i remember right but okay so i'm thinking of one that just popped up there that came up the other day the tootsie pops oh the star indian shooting a star you got a free one right but did we talk about this no i don't think so because it just came up the other day okay at art it came up at baseball because someone was handing them out and we all opened it was all his dads that were talking about the kids like what are you talking about and we're like you get a free one but then it was like i go i don't i don't i never took it to the no one did get a free one no one did because because no one knew for did you really get it for free or not i thought that i want to say i saw i talked to someone that googled this and they were like it's a complete lie like it's not true

now some like there was another it kind of grew into it well if you collect 10 of the stars you can mail them in and they'll mail you like i'm like like that's a lot of work for a goddamn tootsie pop you know what i mean i forgot about that one though but instead it just turned into like i got one of the store and then you threw it away right you know oh shit yeah there we go our life's bullshit everything i loved is over now yeah i remember trying to do it once and they were like we don't you're talking about we don't do that right yeah all right well i never even tried we'll have to come back to this one we have a few and if anyone else has any categories or stuff like this please shoot us we will do a little research yeah because we have a few have one that you're curious that yeah stuck out in your head please tell us because that oh i would love that because it'd be curious to see if we all heard it too because we have a couple ideas we're floating of things we want to come back and like talk about like uh you know we we're probably going to do a conspiracy theory one one of these days just not going super deep into stuff but just like kind of our favorite ones yeah yeah so ready for a joke which i heard a great one joke or conspiracy great conspiracy tease us tease me it was on rogan where they were talking about like we're all just descendants from mars like we're just the people that like mars was becoming inhabitable and so they believe that we they left mars came here and we're all just descendants of the people that came here and now we're trying to get back to mars

which is funny uh june's just even i heard i'm like oh all right no i like it funny julie did send two jokes you want me to read them yeah go for it okay they're a little dirtier i definitely knew the answer to the first one uh but why can't miss piggy count to 70 at 69 she gets a frog in her throat that one i've heard that's that's really good this one i have not heard but it's good how can you tell which nurse at the hospital is the head nurse she's the one with red knees thanks julie so did she say those are dad jokes or no no no no uh oh she said their daddy joke No, I'm kidding.

She just said, here's a couple jokes. Nice. All right, I got one for you. All right. Hit me with it. You're on the streak here. I know, I know. I'm not trying to freak myself out, but I'm doing really well. I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. Hold on.

A piece of toast in a cage. I don't know. The sign said, bread in captivity. Jesus Christ. I would have never got that in a million years. God damn it.

Oh, man. That's a... Yeah, that's a knee slapper. That's a real quick one for you. I hate those ones like that. Right when he started saying it, I was like, I don't have a shot at this. Because it's not like a simple this. It's like, I did this. I'm not going to get it. I appreciate it. He was getting a little too cocky here. You know what? No garnishes next to me. Fuck you guys. There's no garnish in this one. i know and i have so much bacon at home i really up yeah i'll do better that's all right yeah i haven't i've yet to do it too yeah you do and you've brought more drinks i have that have i have that that could call for one that could call for a garnish yeah yeah i mean at least the damn lime ledge maybe instead of right maybe instead of like stocking i mean we've got plenty of booze and then we were like oh we need mixers maybe you would just get a whole smorgasbord of garnishes.

The problem is garnishes go bad. Unless you get the cherries. Yeah, it's got to be like stuff that can stay in a jar or not. Luxardo. Yeah. Well, boys. Another good one. Let's try and stay dry going forward and not be swimming like Teddy. Kind of like moist mics.

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