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Punishments and Prizes for NCAA Tourney, baseball walkup songs, more drunken stories, technology our kids never experienced, men and home decor, and we read your e-mails!

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Oh, sweet Jesus. That great sound means we're back for another one, man. Hey, happy Easter. Happy Easter to you too. Past Easter, whatever. Yeah. Did you have a good Easter? We did. Yeah. It was good. I did a pulled ham. How did that turn out? It turned out really good. Because I've heard of it and it's hard to imagine a ham being like pull apart. You know what I mean? It was good. Yeah. I had to go for it. first of all, it took a long time to like find like, cause you need like a bone in ham or like a shank hand, like a, does the cut I guess or whatever. Um, so then I ended up finding one and yeah, no, it was pretty, that sounds good. It was good. It took a long time. Like it went for like 10 hours, you know? So our buddy Zach said he was doing one. I'll have to ask him, but he said he was only doing it for like, I thought he said three or four hours. I'm like, that doesn't feel long enough. Well, ours was a 10 pound one. Cause we had some other people over. So it was pretty good size and then problem is i put the glaze on a little too early and it like burned in the bottom of the pan but it wasn't you know it wasn't that big of a deal there's still tons of flavor on it so it was really it was really really good so i'll have to do it sometime yeah anyways hopefully everyone had a good easter yeah back back for another one of we're still cool right i'm sean yes we are i'm mike and we have that eric guy behind the boards judging us constantly right always judging always judging always watching wasowski always watching so i think uh to get us kicked off here we normally have a drink we do and we have a fancy one today it's like we're in

the down in the tropics yeah so this one is called uh the blue lagoon so it's a vodka uh that blue carousel or whatever and then um seven up so you won't have to listen to mike chug today because these are not chuggers. There's plenty of booze in here. Don't threaten you at a good time. I'll do it. I'll fucking send it. But cheers to a chugger. Everything's a chugger with the right attitude. Right? Yeah, I can still put my throat right there, trust me. Cheers, boys.

See, that's good. Yeah. But I want it to be summer. Also, you did a shit job at garnishing it. There should be like a cherry and a lemon and an orange. Yeah, it actually called for all that stuff. Did it really? Yeah, I was like, come on. I mean, it's good enough. We have the we have the cute straws. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, that's cute. Ooh umbrella That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It needed a few other things probably needs more ice Yeah, we're we're dudes. We're not too worried about it. So that brings up something I was talking to my kid the other day and somehow it got brought up about who brings up the kid I ain't changing for no one.

No, but he was talking about, we were at Kara's place or something, he saw the little, you know, those willow tree figurines? No, I don't think I do. They're like ceramic, like you'd get asked for Mother's Day and be like, oh, like a precious moment type thing. Okay, so that's what I called it. I was like, in our day, there was precious moments. And then it went to these things. But Logan's like, we used to have some of those. And I was like, yeah, I think your mom has him and he's like, well, you should get some and put them out I'm like, do you forget like you live with a dude? It is it is It's just me and you guys I'm not too big on the whole decorating thing, right?

Like I'll do enough and I decorate a lot of holidays, but I'm like, I'm not putting out precious moments Michael Michael Jordan posters on the wall I mean you really should just lean into the whole thing and go for it. I want one of those huge Jason Kelsey garage beer signs Yeah, I told Kara's gonna put it above my bed. So no matter who's on top Somebody wins. It's a good-looking You heard what I did when I got the chiefs flag, right? Yeah, but please say it because I heard Aaron talk about So I got this giant chiefs flag that I wanted to put somewhere in my basement because you know I needed that but the first thing I did was hang it above our bed like like dead middle right up right above it Then what did she say?

What was her exact response? Oh I actually don't remember that she just walked in and went like you've got to be kidding me or something like that She was like not happening Alan She's like best night we ever had but again he was a champ you miss a hundred percent of shots You don't take what if she had been okay with it? you're like yes so anyway yeah so earlier before we got here i was getting my hair cut um shout out to nicole she's awesome you know nicole yeah so yeah she's uh anybody looking for a good one nicole is awesome she's onyx onyx salon i think onyx uptown salon um yeah because it changed recently but yeah she's a shout out she's like the coolest person but she gave me a little gift to give to you so this is terrifying yeah and she's also going to become a listener too so She cuts your hair?

Yeah. She hasn't cut mine. Clearly. So me and Nicole get along great. We have basically the same personality when it comes to jokes and stuff. So this is a sticker apparently she gave me and it said, it's not an addiction until you've sucked dick for it. So I'm going to remember this. And the next time someone says like, God, you're kind of addicted to that. I mean, like I've never sucked dick for it. There you go.

What movie is that? You know dick for coke or whatever that is. Oh, that's Bob Saget in a... For Weed? Yeah. Not How High. What is that called? The popular... What is that? Oh my god. We watched that movie so many times. Don't say it. It's a...

Oh my god, why am I blanking on this? Oh man. Half-baked. Yeah, Jesus Christ. I was going to get, dude, there's probably people listening. Like, are you out of your mind right now? That's a good one though. Like I need, like, I love it when we have these where we talk about some of those. Cause then I'm like, oh yeah, I need to watch that again. It's been years. And that it holds up. It's like, there's certain parts of that movie I can think about. And I just, when he walks up to the horse and he's like, Hey girl, you hungry? And she's like, fuck you. And he's like, I was talking to the horse.

You're cool. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. fuck you i quit i'm out and then slaps the dude in the face with the cheeseburger hey nicole thank you i love you you're right on you're awesome so that's my new favorite sticker maybe i'll put on my phone yeah i was leaving she's like hey give this to mike it's so random yeah well while we're since we talked about drinks we might as well just get this out of the way yeah i'm ready for it we have a winner and a loser uh who won yeah what are we talking about We're gonna talk about that last because it's not important No, Shaun was the winner. Yes, so he gets a good bottle of whiskey The Weller the Weller Oh, man, this is absolutely perfect timing too because I just I have like one little swallow of mine Yeah, I have in the cabinets. I was gonna say I've none but I do I do have like half a bottle at Kara's and I only get into it Like rarely because that's all I had right now. I might have some tonight. Yeah, we'll see. I like it. Ashley likes it too So like I said, she's a whiskey drinker So we enjoy it We got something else coming for you But it's not here yet I'm okay with the gift every time we do the podcast here Until it's a goddamn ice But we'll see I thought about it, I really did But I was like, no, I'm not going to stoop to your level I don't do that anymore, I've grown, Shaun Alright, alright, well we'll see about that So there's a winner Do I just leave this out here?

Yeah, exactly, if I do it all the time Yep, that's the victory that's a good one that's a good one i'll take that all day long i mean the reason you i you always ice people at secret santa though because they have to open it yeah like they it doesn't like you could just wrap the ice tape 25 bucks on it and call it good but they have to open it so they're fucked um but there was a loser also when there is a competition there is a winner and there is a loser and who was the loser what goes i'm just gonna do a shot of that weller must come down no again this the weller's for champions okay that's for chance this is not for What is that where he's like, winners get sprinkles on their ice cream?

Have you seen that? I think it was an old commercial, and he's like, I want sprinkles. The mom's like, winners get sprinkles. So no, Erik, you don't get sprinkles. So I came up with this. Coffee is for closers, all right? I remember that. I had an idea for a shot. We've had Malort. I hate it. Erik doesn't love it, but he doesn't hate it as much as I do. Shaun likes it. Shaun likes it. Fucking weirdos. Then Matt Carl's a buddy of ours. matt he drinks this stuff called fernet and it's basically like half malort half jaeger well a third malort a third jaeger and like a third rumplements really it's i don't like it that sounds it's i mean it's it's like jaeger but it's like atrociously bitter it had to me that had the malort finish where it's like it's just that rotteny taste but but yet when you breathe out it's menthol-y it's really weird so i say it's five percent better than malort because at least it's got a little other flavor okay yeah but anyway that's 50 a bottle and i i was gonna do one shot and then never touch that bottle again so we didn't do that so i came up with something i was at the store so eric why don't you come do it and then i'll tell you what's in it okay i don't think it's gonna be as bad as i was thinking slash hoping because i did try one of them and it wasn't bad um one of the alcohols you put in there yeah tried that there's two alcohols in it and and i will say this is something i'll say it when you're done go ahead go for it just send it buddy it looks like he says it looks like mountain dew it does kind of

it's hulk piss that'll be the name hulk piss it's peanut butter and pickle there you go pretty close yeah so he said it's peanut butter and pickle juice. Yeah. So what it is, is it was, it was dill pickle, I think vodka or something like that. So half that and then half chocolate banana whiskey. Oh yeah. Yeah. You didn't get banana at all. Yeah. So I thought about it and I was back in the day, I loved peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Okay. But then I heard that people liked peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. Isn't that like a pregnant thing? I feel like, I don't know. I just loved it. I felt like I kind of looked pregnant a lot of my life but so anyway that's why what's that well eric's got his gift fuck nice this isn't gonna end well man we should just call this the gift podcast right like it's today's gift day so you can talk a little bit about this because i don't have a mic okay so eric just busted out three uh baseball bat drink uh cups dimensional yeah i don't know if they can hear you. They're, they're dimensional. So our buddies at dimensional and Dubuque, one of the best breweries in the state, if not the best brewery in the state, Erik was up there this past weekend and they have these, the beer bat. So it's got the beer has the dimensional brewing logo right there. And I'm going to guess that Erik is going to make us fill this and chug it, but yeah, maybe we'll do it in a different episode, but I do like that.

We definitely need to do these are awesome. Chug some beers out of this. How much does this hold? do you know um it's over 20 ounces so like i've i've filled it with a 16 ounce and it did not fill it all the way it did with foam like it went over with foam but it's over 20 ounces well i'm warning you guys right now 16 is my max my belly can't hold more than that and it barely holds that right it's big but it holds less than you would think a 12 is actually pretty ideal because like you You can fill it and the rest will be foam. And then you home run the foam. That's right. So you know what we'll do?

We'll take a video of us chugging out of these and we'll post it on the socials. We'll do that. Dude, I love this. Thanks, buddy. That's awesome. So do you buy these and it comes with a fill? No. So the guys at Dimensional, a couple of them have started listening to the podcast. So they donated this to you guys. They wanted us to have a gift and they wanted me to bring them to you guys. Shout out to them. All right. My chug videos on their page so shout out to Joe Shane and Grant appreciate you boys. Thank you so much for the gift That's that's awesome. I might do one tonight. Let's be honest. I've seen Erik do it before and I was like that looks kind of fun You know you would be excited about it, so maybe I'll keep this in the dugout when the kids are They're all doing Gatorade chugs Oh, there you go. What's your walkout song gonna be?

Oh, we got the whole app and everything. There's an actual app for it? Oh, yeah. Dude, I just love that kids, I mean, I wish we had that. I actually played baseball a few years. No one would have been way more fun. My favorite is what, like, they have the six-year-olds, like, walk up there, and they're just dancing, and it's to, like, very inappropriate music. Yeah, we have, it's called Ballpark DJ. That's hilarious. I use it, and, like. Do they have the same walk, do they change their song a lot? So, at first, I just picked everyone's song and put it on there, like, to do it. You know what I mean?

And then, um, and then as they've gotten older now, they come up and be like, I want this song. And they're like, I want this part, you know? And so they know what's going on. So now I have to ask, I'm assuming they can't have anything. Like if it's too profanity, you can't, you can't have, you can't restrict that. No, no, you can do it. Cause I accidentally changed Cooper's one time and had, um, uh, Olympus is just one of those days. You know what I mean? Everything is fucked. Yeah. It's like, oh! Couldn't stop it. You know, fast enough. I would really like my walk-up song to be Pop That Pussy by 2 Life Crew.

So, if you can make that happen. It's just like bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep. Pretty much. Yeah, it's fine. It'd be great. Trying to see here. Yeah, so I've heard about it through you. Obviously, you coach. And then some friends of ours, Jay and Holly in Davenport, their girls are like hardcore. They're really good softball players and they do it. They do it and I'm like man. I didn't know this was like such a big thing with the walkout music and stuff I love that. I love that they have something like that. I was just thinking like you know number 23 Cooper Barry Oh They even get like the intro you got record that was Shaun so you got to oh My god, so you get a record the he's like the matter Yeah, so you can do it or you can actually have like you can pay and have like the professional announcers do it but I wasn't going to pay, you know, that's crazy.

I could be making money doing that. Like with my little, yeah, you could, yeah, because now Ashley's going to be running it for us, but yeah, and I'm sure she's going to do it with you guys. So let me know. I can record some samples. I know. So it's, it's, it's a lot of fun. I mean, kids have fun with it. And then actually it makes it a lot of fun of the games because then Ashley has our Bluetooth speaker there. And so then she's popping on music in between the innings and stuff like that. And so then it's like, it's funny. Cause then when you go to like, so we'll, we'll do them for tournaments. A lot of times we don't have them during for league games. Cause it's, there's more coaching going on and it's also like, you're just there for one game and it's not quite the event. Um, have you noticed, does every team pretty much you've seen do this, especially in the tournaments? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Cause it's a big, you know what I mean? And then some, I mean, it's insane. You can, they're live streaming games. Like our last one, you, you could live you could watch the game like they one of the teams had a camera going where you could live stream and watch it i have seen that through the people i was talking about that play softball they they've sent the link like i it's easier to watch cooper's baseball games than it is to watch the cubs you know because you major league baseball fucked up sucks and you can't get any you know everything's blacked out but yeah i can watch you know 13 you baseball all day long so i don't know What does that say about the world that we live in here?

You know what I mean? Like, God. It means parents are crazy and they're willing to spend money. They are. You know what I mean? It's amazing the amount of stuff that goes around. But it's so true with that. Have you guys ever considered how, like, many, many years ago, like, old days, like, the old Western days, right? So, you know, the 1800s. Old Western days. I don't know how to call it. Yeah, back in the day. They had kids out of necessity because, like, they needed more hands to help. Yeah, farm hands, man. Yeah. That's why. And they were like, fuck you. Get out there and feed the cattle. you know like that kind of thing now we have kids and it's like we just baby the shit out of them and i'm not saying we're wrong because i i love being a dad and i i like doing that stuff but isn't it weird how it's turned like it's not a bad problem to have but i mean when you think about like pets too dogs the same thing yeah dogs used to be work they were yeah my dog's a hunting dog he doesn't hunt for shit yeah he hunts for his next meal to get to grow his next neck yeah i was gonna say he hunts for popcorn under the couch He does do that Yeah Yeah So yeah I don know It just crazy But yeah I would I need to go to one of cooper tournaments i like i just want to yeah we got a bunch of there some around yeah you know yeah you can bring yours and do the whole deal it a should be very fun we should do that and get some clips and like make signs and shit yeah we got our first one coming up this weekend so we'll see hopefully is it at i don't know yet it's because with the tournaments like you there's so many fields and so they don't know a team so then it's like about like i'll get an email probably tomorrow that'll be like this is where you're gonna play this is where your games we have this is when it'll start but like it's just in the corridor somewhere so we could

play in iowa city or we could play in marion we could play anywhere around the area so it's just you know where they get close though like you know everything's just a day you know it'd be you know we're not spending the night or anything it's nothing like that's nice so because like if you go to des moines it's like you can do that and drive home but it sucks you know yeah yeah so we're not we're not doing that so we're um no so it'll be good it'll be a good deal yeah it should be should be fun so hell yeah hopefully hopefully well the boys will get her going they're just they're just awesome kids so if they see their dad chug out of a beer bat before they go well dad can do it i can do it let's go they're just really actually really great kids so i mean like i'm just excited for them just as humans so yeah um you know be good people when they grow up Yeah, that's awesome.

Yeah. So I took a bunch of shit. Which time? From your last question that you just thrown at us. Like, what was the dumb thing we did when we were drinking? One night. So I think I should probably read the email. Yeah. So, yeah. So go ahead and you can read the emails that we got there. So I'm going to read one email first because I should have mentioned this. our friend Jody emailed in and this is what Erik almost did as a shot. So she said, Hey, this is Jody. I was just going to text Michael this, but since he hates tequila, I wasn't positive that he would relay the message. I own an antique bottle of Jose legit from the sixties.

It's honestly a great looking bottle, but I'm sure it's the worst or the most tequila tasting tequila ever. So if you guys need a grand loser shot ever again, just let us know. So Jody, we will be using that for the next thing we gamble on. That will be, that is guaranteed the next loser because jody sent an image and i'm pretty sure that's the picture that i used for the label really does look like that you son of a bitch oh man i was like holy shit and that's why i was sitting in that and that's why i don't feel bad if that was awful because i you us over so anyway sorry i had to get that out thank you jody you we will definitely be using that we'll be hitting you up for it um but yes uh ashley did email again she was a little upset but she now granted in our defense we we just talk off the cuff we didn't plan on talking about our drunken stories but it got brought up so we went with what just came to mind yeah so she said you guys have way better dumb drunk stories to tell them that let's get real here fellas i'm disappointed mikey asked sean about the night he hopped the fence to the marion pool six weeks after back surgery jesus how old were you having back surgery you fucking 30 uh how about some bachelor party stories i don't know if we should tell those she said no names uh didn't someone get peed on again we're not saying names it wasn't any of us but that's that's honestly probably my favorite story we are not saying names i actually probably want to tell that story and another one kind of sort of break oh and then didn't someone else sort of break into a chicago apartment or balcony or hotel or did someone sleep in a hotel lobby was that an uncle there are some patties

day stories in there too that i'm i'm sure don't let us down you guys are such a tease so okay first thing have this has the statute of limitations passed on these crimes yeah not all of them no definitely not all of them yeah yeah no the uh the the whole or the stuff in chicago that wasn't that wasn't you and that wasn't either that was that that was you know who yeah it wasn't us he was the same one ended up sleeping in the lobby too because uh he wouldn't care if I said his name. Wasn't it Adam? It was. Okay. We need to break into, but he's like, somehow it's on a balcony and he jumped off of it or something. I don't know. I just had a boys night with him this past week and he said, he didn't say something about that, but he was like, I don't know, something about the podcast.

So, oh, I talked about a story where I'm like, I left your name out and he's like, I don't give a fuck. I was like, so yeah, that was Adam. Well, shout out to Adam here for that one. Whose bachelor party was it that you guys were in Chicago? Nicholas, wasn't it? Yeah, we were there for a couple of them. um yeah we go to all day and somehow he ended up somewhere i don't fucking you know i don't know like how did those the end of the night yeah because it was one of those like we went to the cubs game at one in the afternoon you know what i mean and we were at the we would always do the rooftops so it was all you could drink you know everything so and then it just led out i feel like so i don't know where you guys are at on this but i feel like this is a topic we could explore further but we need to like think it through because i remember so many more things after it was brought up but in the moment i was like oh what was my stupidest thing right like yeah but i kind of like goes in defensive mode i think like my memory does well i don't there's certain things i don't want to think about and i don't want brought up so i liked the spur of the moment because i went to like the easiest thing i could think of well and part of you i said that to ashley a little bit too i'm like well not they don't need to know everything and she's like isn't the point of your stuff that you were an idiot when you were younger and that you've changed a little bit and i'm like well yeah and she's like but it doesn't all need to she's like it's not like you do it right now so the the whole incident that she ran about the marion pool good god what a there are some things that are better kept between friends yeah sure yeah sure this one was this one was pretty good so i'm sure we could explore some yeah there's also that we we are so our generation was so lucky we none of our shit was on camera there's no videos of it like trust me there's

some shit I wish we had video evidence of right but for the most part it worked out very well for us so I'll share this story because it's it was yeah I didn't have a back surgery but so yeah I had back surgery because when uh Sophie was little I was carrying her in those that kid carrier oh yeah you know and I stepped into um Ben and Tanya's garage and it was slick and they had a brand new garage just bored fuck and like my foot slipped and like i was holding on to her and like i caught myself and just blew my disc out like it was just like a it was out you know i mean and so um that's why i'd have that surgery so we were over at some friend's house that lived by the marion pool and we were drinking all the you know kind of a deal and all of a sudden they had talked about how a few weeks ago they jumped the fence and got into the pool because it was right by the the the Marion pool. Yeah. Okay. And so we're sitting there and I'm like, we're not doing that or, you know, I'm not, that's dumb. That's dumb. And then as we get going, I'm like, fuck it, let's go.

So like, I take off to run the hop and jump over the fence. My fat ass, what are we doing here? So I get up there. The top of the fence is like razor blades. Like they have the chains like come out where it's like, it's not real razor blades, but is that sharp yeah right i get up i get halfway over i'm stuck my shorts get caught on there and i'm stuck and i am hovering over because i have one leg over and the other one's caught and i like i'm like like losing my strength yeah so i'm gonna come down and it's gonna be like we say you know if it wasn't for my cousin cooper would have never been here right because that would have been the end of the game dude i'm just imagining you like falling and then but being hooked and you slide like out of your shorts.

Right. That would have been the best thing, but I was already hooked and I'm trying to do it. I'm trying to get over it. And fucking Ben's like, dude, I got to do it. He's like, helps me get my junk over. So I don't hurt myself. Unclips me. I fall from the fucking top onto this bench right on my back. Just wham. Right after back surgery. Yeah. Right after back surgery. And I'm just like, and Ben's like, Jesus, dude, are you right? I'm like, I like knocked the wind out of myself. And I like roll off the bench, go dip my toe in the water just to say that I did it. And then I was like, how the fuck am I going to get back over?

Like, how am I going to get over the other way? Because now I'm in the pool and I got to get over the fence. And so we found this other place that I could get out of. But talk about so stupid. Like, why would we weren't going to swim in it? It was just the thing to get over the fence. get the water and you know so it wasn't like we were literally hanging out in there you were just gonna take a dip and then yeah it was that's what it was and that's it was just like one of those yeah things so it was it's a rite of passage though you you're right you got to say you did it it was just a really stupid idea which for you having back surgery was a stupid so then it turned out at this house lots of people did this stuff and it just kept getting worse like people cut their wrists other people ripped stuff off because you get to the top of the fence and they keep it pokey on purpose right so yeah jackass is like this don't do it so you need to watch more movies gotta take bolt cutters and yeah but i see we didn't want to create the damage that wasn't the point you know i mean earlier than that so yeah so it was thanks so shout out to ben because like literally cooper would not be here if it wasn't for him being a true friend you know ben is a real one to cup your junk and cradle it over the fence because so that's that's a lot yeah mike like my cousins did a lot for me but no one ever grabbed my so i don't think that would be something he'd ever did. It was only in this situation. Did he really cup your junk? Cause I don't want Ben to like, Oh, he's fine. It's a running joke. It's pretty like the details are clear. You know, we love to embellish. It was much more of a like a dude. God damn

like you asshole yeah he's like you fat fuck what are you doing he pushed me over so yeah anyways well he's like a foot taller than you so he probably just like yeah leapt over the goddamn thing yeah there's nothing for him you know and again yeah he's in a lot better shape than i am too you know what i mean and so it was just so terrible oh that's hilarious i mean just yeah young and dumb and just totally stupid like and so it could have been really bad like i could really got hurt yeah and the fact that i fell off of it and land like on my back too well dude i did nothing you landed on concrete right no it was a bench thank god god because i'm like you smack your head on that concrete man that shit ain't forget yeah no i was i hit up like a plastic bench like landed on that so yeah i i don't know like it's stupid it's so hard because i'm like there's like 10 running through my head and i'm like i don't know if i want to tell that i don't know if i want to tell that well you can think about it you had some time no i mean it's fine it's just like so we this one just makes me laugh because it was when we were in high school and we went to a party at some girl's house her parents were out of town and one of my friends was kind of hooking up with her and then i was hooking up with her friend but there was there was like 20 of us there well i don't know what happened but like the power went out for a second she's like oh i have glow sticks instead of going like i have candles we're like okay so she gets them and then someone goes well if you if you microwave them for a second then they get way brighter holy fuck and so it wasn't me it wasn't me but somebody like put them in

the microwave for I don't know a minute or something like that so then they got them out and it was like 20 glow sticks and they got them out literally they took them out clothes and they exploded all of them just fucking a bukkake of glowed in the dark shit i mean it is like a glittery shit this was a gorgeous kitchen like the kind of kitchen now at our age where we're like i want that kitchen you know now that you're a homeowner like remember the double full stove and oven and like like the whole thing and this shit went everywhere and i'm talking about this whole room was lit up like it was like the lights were on that's how much shit blew all over the walls so the power comes on an hour later and she goes what do i do i was like i don't know you're fucked when your parents get home because it's going to be the minute they turn the lights off they're going to know so she's sitting there like rubbing it and like they're trying to like clean it up we leave talk to her like a week later she's like yeah i'm grounded for like six months i was like what happened they're like well when we thought we were cleaning it we just spread it out more so like our whole kitchen is glowing the dark no i was just like you fucking clean off easy no and i'm like alcohol like i don't know right for repaid no i was just like i we i just remember leaving because i was like i don't want to deal with this shit oh man i so that right when he said that i thought of another dumb one we did in high school when we were having a party. And I remember we've the party got out of control and we're like, how, how are we going to get all these people out of here? Cause it was one of those where it spread to a bunch of, you know, people and next thing you know, it's, it's way out of control and we're going to get busted. So I'm like, let's cut the power. So I went downstairs

and just shut off the, in to get everyone to hit the power. And then, um, that's a good idea. And we had did it and we're like, oh, does that count? You know, whatever, all powers out, whatever. And people left. And then I went down and I couldn't get it fucking back on. You know, I mean, like, like, I'm like, dude, the turn breaker, I'm like, it won't come back on. Like, like, and we were like, we were calling everybody that we knew that might know we could like, how do we do this stuff? We had to like double switch it to do it. Somebody came over and knew how to do it but i was thinking maybe you were so drunk you just hit like one like the living room one and not the main no no it's the main one i just powered down and then turned it back on and and my buddy's like you asshole he's like my parents gonna kill me yeah the only other one i'll tell is because if anyone ever looks at my record they'll see this one so i might as well say it but it was my 18th birthday and we had a house party for my birthday and it was a mardi gras theme so there was lots of beads and lots of tits and we had it was at the duplex so we had a dj on both sides and oh i think i heard about this party yeah because we lived on one side and our buddies lived on the other side so yeah we shared the backyard it was all fenced in it was all cool well like it started at like seven and there was like no one there and i knew a lot of people were going to show up but it was like 7 30 i looked down and there's just like a mob of 150 people coming and i'm like oh fuck like right so the party only lasts until i want to say it was like 10 and we went through five kegs yeah and uh so the cops come in

the funny thing was they didn't realize that it was a duplex at first so they came in everybody ran out the back right out the back door and ran into the other side of the duplex so the cops followed them and then everyone ran out the front door and ran back into the first thing to do finally the cops called and they split up and they're like oh fuck so everyone ran to the backyard and jumped on a trampoline and jumped over the fence and took off nice like some scooby do shit it really really was yeah god insert the little sound effect of the running yeah so but i really got to expand the sound you really do but it was great except for you know i'm talking to the cops and and they're like you guys are underage and we're like yeah and all they did was give us disorderly house tickets which was cool but adam came out and he's like who all lives here and he goes i do and he's wasted and i'm like no you don't and she's like you want a ticket he's like yeah if they're getting one i was like get in the fucking house so like they didn't give him a ticket but he was just that drunk he wanted a ticket he felt left collector's eyes never else got it yeah he's like where's mine so oh adam you're getting a rough one on this podcast here sorry bud yeah super yeah fun three-hour birthday party but yeah yeah so so there you go a couple more there's a couple more one that's relatable all right go ahead And it's not like, like, I think yours were a little bit more like in the back in the old day.

Yes. This one's a little more recent. Was I there? No, actually, there's no like, you know, nothing bad came out of it. But Shaun's pool story inspired me here. So on a bike trip a few years ago, we were pedaling along and we're like, you know, we're always looking for a pool when it's a fire. fucking 100 degrees outside and you're pedaling in the summer and all this stuff so we look for this pool and we found this pool in this small town and we are just like pedaling pedaling our asses off to get there we get there they're having water aerobics at the pool oh god it's like a little tiny community pool yeah and so we're like and they're like the pool's closed for water aerobics and we're like can we sign up for water aerobics so we did so we paid 10 bucks are you Well, we just wanted to go in and shower and get in the pool basically.

But we were like, can we sign up for water aerobics? So we did. And obviously they were very entertained with four guys in kilts and us jumping in the water and being silly and shit And the water aerobics instructor left the gate open for us at the end of the night So we could get back We got back in the pool at like one in the morning. Oh, that's badass. That's a good story, though. We like, we just talked. We were like, my buddy Jeff, he was just like, hey, do you think we could come back in here? Like, what would be the snake? She's like, I can just leave the, I'll leave the lock, like not latched.

so hell yeah that's awesome shout out to that lady right we didn't have to climb over the fence or anything yeah so you didn't have to hurt yourself like yeah that's just good looking out you know what i mean sometimes you just gotta ask man because in my head i was picturing like the group being bigger than four of you like have you ever seen caddyshack like when they when they get to go when they get to use the pool for 15 minutes or they all just come like rushing in that's exactly what i was picturing you guys that's why i love eric's biking stories though because you you guys go all over the place and you know meet the coolest people it it it just solidifies like if you're cool to everyone everyone's usually cool back be nice and ask exactly it's like life should be you guys have so many cool pictures of you know being out in whatever state you're in on on that bike trip and just kicking it with the bartender and she wants a picture with you guys and wrenchy and all that kind of stuff they carry like a 20 pound wrench with them why because we stuck it on john's bike one time just to weigh him down to slow him down because he's faster than us okay and it's stuck like they take it he carries it as like his spirit animal or something it's named wrenchy wrenchy yeah yeah okay oh maybe our maybe our uh podcast mascot could be a wrench no yeah god what would our mascot be we could have him bring probably not a run he would bring wrenchy in here yeah i just like have to pad the table or something because he'd throw it on it it's heavy it's yeah 20 pounds good god dude yeah it's like a tractor tire yeah it's like doing diesels yeah fucking manly yeah just carrying that thing so manly work

this wrench is it's probably worth 115 to 150 dollars like it's a huge wrench sure and it was in my buddy's garage and we were getting ready to go on a bike ride and we were just like let's just fucking stick it on his bike and see if he notices and he didn't and he didn't and so then he carried it for the rest of the week huh but that's that's how great stories start is you just you shoot your shot and see what happens see where the chips fall yeah that's funny yeah we'll have to we'll have to shout out john that he's he got mentioned in this episode for carrying a big shout out to julie he's the man yeah so man i went to school with his younger brother his younger brother oh brent brent and i were in the same class dude yeah he's a real good dude wait i didn't know no offense john john's older than sean yeah yeah oh fuck i didn't know that he's old as fuck i also didn't know he had a oh god damn bitch i just always i forget that you're not 50 i don't know i'm older than you always talk about your no no i meant john's old as fuck i know no i'm saying to him like mike's always like well you're not older look all i know is i'm the youngest one here and that's just like i don't get to do that a lot so i'm gonna write that bitch so i can't which earlier episode wasn't he like talking about like 89 or something weren't you in high school sean yeah we're talking about a movie you were in high school then you're like how old do you fucking think i right i knew you when we were younger so i'm not that far away from you yeah that's true because yeah you you graduated three years i was 98 so yeah yeah so this might be a

fun spontaneous topic like to your kids get like my kids are like you're so old and i'm like yeah but i have to think about it because like i don't feel that old but then i think about like when i tell them when i graduated i'm like oh my god that was like 20 years before you were born it's like you know in the ballpark or whatever it's like when people say the 90s and i still think of that as like maybe 10 20 years ago yeah yeah like that's not the case yeah well and somebody said to me like from 2000 to 2020 you know it's 20 years it doesn't feel like it did from 1980 to 2000. yeah i mean that's why you're either or because of technology you know i mean like those are so did like our grandparents and parents feel that way too like i maybe the yeah maybe you're right the technology makes it feel like it's faster yeah i i think it does because i mean we had internet and you know like in high school but it was the like kids don't even know what that is no idea what that is they have no idea like get off the phone i need to use the internet i remember when my kids were little and we had tivo and then we went that was a big deal back then yeah tivo was great i was pause and rewind baby i'm big technology guy right but then we'd go to my mom's and they had to watch commercials and they're like what the is this do you remember trying to explain your kids the radio oh god no because they were like why and i was like because that's it was like the hardest thing ever they're like i don't just dad i want to hear this song i'm like it's the radio they're like i don't care what it is i'll hear this rotary phone like yeah

i would look at it be like i don't even know how to do this thing oh yeah we talked about did we not talk about all right i don't think we talked about rotary phones but what what did you just say you said uh commercials tv yeah okay because now it's funny because all the streaming services added commercials back in so unless you're a baller and you want to pay 50 per streaming service then you have to watch commercials now so we got we got we got fucking hoodwinked on that one that was your typical like here you can cut the cord to where you're fucked and now it's like i i was talking to i'll shout about jody and nathan the other day and they were talking about all the subscription services that they have and i was like god damn like we really did all get fucked yeah cable is cheaper yeah but you that's just live you can't you know i mean i guess you can record programs but god even say well in their programming if you do even if you do cable they made some things on the streaming like exclusive right like you have to wait two days if you want to yeah watch it and now i heard something i heard something today usc's going to uh netflix wait really yeah no no no way rogan said it the other day so the whole the whole fucking uh hold on all their cards i have no idea i just heard it in a there's no way the logan paul fight was like a big test for a bunch of that stuff and then jerry jones was pushing for nfl shit to be through the netflix too and that's why they did that so i mean as far as i'm concerned i'm for it because we have netflix okay right now i don't have i can't get local your netflix subscription has got a double at minimum that's what i'm saying they're going to take netflix to be youtube tv

or more. If it has pay-per-view events, it's going to be $100 a month. Don't do it to us, guys. Come on. I'm just saying, yeah. Or at least figure out a way I can watch the fucking Cubs games. Jesus. No, Erik, you have a good point. I'm sure the Netflix executives are listening. They're listening to us. Guys, stop it. I heard they like young up-and-coming podcasts. I read that somewhere. Emphasis on up-and-coming, not young. on the plus side if they are listening like we're on all the platforms now so like hey velvety voice why don't you talk about that right so we are now we started on spotify and apple music and we're adding uh youtube music youtube general uh we don't have video yet on youtube but we'll get there we're working on it yep and then uh also amazon music and uh iheart radio so those are awesome because now anybody that has like alexa or the google you know any of that stuff you can just say so you know alexa play we're still cool right podcast and i did it today yep so you can listen it works so you can listen to it so while you're doing here's our little test for anyone that's listening right now on your phone put it on speaker right now put it on speaker hey alexa play we're still cool right podcast somebody email us and let me know if that worked i bet it does i bet if they have it on speaker for sure but if you just say that to alexa does it just play off a default that plays through

amazon music i would guess it plays whatever they have connected so like oh so ours is we have ours with iheart radio like a lot of our i have our station stuff with us too ashley yeah has it with that but i i think yeah you have different ways by default alexa will like amazon will pull in from alexa yeah like like if you don't set anything it'll be amazon but it and the same with google it would default to youtube yeah but if you don't like you can set it up for whatever you want okay like even on google or amazon devices i think you can set apple see i've got to figure something out because somehow my kids keep they're not doing it on purpose this is not their fault but i think they say alexa play this or whatever and it says this is only available on app or you know whatever amazon so then i start getting charged seven dollars a month or whatever for amazon music and so i've bitched at them and they keep reimbursing me i'm like can you make it so it can't turn on because we have apple music i'm like they have to approve it then they go do you want to sign up for your free trial so they are doing it yeah yeah just so you have to be doing something you could have a setting in your account that says like feel free how it always maybe but i wouldn't think that well they need to put one that says never allow it because it's alexa yeah yeah i have all google shit so like i don't know we have alexa and it does it and google will just be like if you want to listen to this you got to connect this or whatever fine i'll switch everything out to google fuck talk about a racket that's expensive oh that's i mean No matter what, switching everything out to one thing or another.

I really don't use that stuff a lot. If I want to listen to my music, I just grab a Bluetooth speaker and I do it for my phone. I just type in it on my phone and I listen to it. We listen to music all the time with it. We'll be hanging out and we play. I still just do it for my phone, though. We've got a couple of radio stations that we like. There's one out of Des Moines that's awesome. The rap one? No, 100.3 The Bus. You just ask it and it's on iHeartRadio, right? Yeah. i do like the concept of iheart radio because of that yeah or you could listen to what kind of music it's like uh like 100.7 the fox like it's all that it's like everything yeah it's like one of those like so um but it's just amazing like everybody that has been to our house it's like when we'll play it on playing games or whatever and they're like what is the station is i heard it free or like the one yeah yeah because i i just signed up setting up the podcast and so i was like like well that's interesting because like i think about like cheap's games like could i potentially get the radio station streaming the broadcast yeah what was that program that everyone listened to for a while where it just played but it kind of made it depending on what you disliked and liked on it and you could skip songs but you can only have so many skips and spotify no well are you're thinking i mean are you thinking like pandora that's oh pandora Yeah, same concept.

Spotify, Apple Music, they've all tried to do the same thing. Oh, see, I never knew Spotify did that. Pandora did better on the like-dislike. Yes. But now Spotify's added the dislike. Because it'll build your out- It would only be like, you could only upvote. You couldn't downvote. Yeah. Now they've added some of that stuff. So it's a little bit weird, but like, yeah. I wish the same thing because I've listened to a lot of Spotify, a lot of Apple Music, and I'm like, they introduced me to something and I was like, nope. Yep. Yeah, exactly. Sometimes it's great. I don't use it a lot, but sometimes I need that note button.

Sometimes you need a note. I mean, and it's like way into that before the podcast started, we were talking about how our phones are always listening to us and it is driving me crazy. I mean, you talked about, what were you talking about? Yeah, we were just talking over Easter about like teardrop campers and stuff. And all of a sudden it's on my TikTok now. Yeah. So mine does that all the time and I don't like it. And they say they're setting. So like the kids think I'm stupid, but when they leave my house like you know because i have them one week on when one week off but i unplug all the alexis i don't use them i feel like they're listening to me and i know that makes me sound like they are listening to you that's what i'm i know they are because i'll talk about things and then it pops up on my fucking phone all the time and i don't like your phone's listening to you too i but i can't turn that off you know what i mean yeah but let's say that's a that's a total grandpa move like get off my i know but but also i just don't i just don't use them so i'm like what do I care? But they'll come home and they'll be like, why the hell is this unplugged again?

I'm like, I don't know. I'm just not that good. We came back to the not cool again. Well, you know. Good lord. We are a full spectrum of things. Sometimes we are cool. A lot of times we're not cool. One minute we're chugging out a baseball bat. The next minute we're like, God, turn off that Alexa. It's following.

God damn it. Someone plugged it back in. They're out to get me. Some goddamn chemtrails in the sky. fuck dude that's what we should talk about one of these days not this one because i i could talk a while about like either your favorite doesn't mean you believe it conspiracy theory or even one that you maybe do believe a little bit because there's so many there's so many there's i should save that one yeah that could be well because now there's shit coming out about like you know i mean let's be honest i called it the jfk thing they're like we're gonna release the files i'm like they're not going to fucking tell you anything right it's going to be millions of pages of redacted information and that's exactly what it was i didn't do anything because they're at the end of the day anyway i see i'm already going so nope we'll do that next time we we yeah i will say for the baseball bat thing though we have to have walk-up songs when we do it so just so you know guys this is exactly how this podcast gets put together we sit around and drink and we start hey you know what we need to do know we need to do yeah but we usually follow through yeah but we are now it's recorded so remember a little bit you know but people i've had people ask me like oh do you guys like plan out everything you're talking about i'm like loosely like yeah i'll be like like we started today he's like do you have anything to talk about like a little bit this is that you too we don't plan it like we just go off i don't really plan we have some ideas and then when we do try to plan it out we don't stick to the script at all at all when we try to do the movie one and that just turned into something else which so if you love it we really appreciate it because we know this is

like an adhd nightmare right but that's that's how our minds work so i think it helps i think there's i mean there's a reason why ashley loves it you know she's like perfect for a lot of people that this is this is the way they're this is the way it goes their brain works yeah well it gets so much worse you know not being cool at 40 years old my memory just it was never great but now it's bad i use my calendar so much because if i don't i'll forget like there's no way i'm gonna remember everything that's why even like you'll say oh do you have something to talk about from this week i'm like i don't really remember i did this so i guess i didn't have that crazy of a week you know what i mean right i'm trying to be better about making notes throughout the time or that's what that's why i use our text thread a lot to throw stuff in there that even if it's yeah nothing to talk about but just so i can go back and look at it but so you talk about that like when so me doing my own d start my own business running off that and not shout out clear day solutions right yeah thank you um which uh yeah let us know um but no for real like i would always use my outlet calendar so much and it was so tied in everything i did that then i was using like yahoo and i was using you know i had like a google account and they're just not the same yeah and i am finally got myself eric help me out give me right on the right page shout out resident it guy right so you know he'd look something and laughs like you idiot this is what you need but anyways hold on i gotta

say quick he does the same shit to me today he's like i need to get into youtube i'm like oh like i can find the password because i made all the socials but i was like fuck i tied it to my gmail and he's like okay how about the we're still cool right email the gmail i was like oh okay oh i think I tied that to me. He goes, no, you didn't. You can't. And I was like, okay, here's what I have. We'll talk to you later. And he's like, I got to figure it out. Bye. Let's see. From now on, we just need to let him set everything up. And then, well, I mean, that's enough though. I don't want to know. I know. Yeah. I like posting on social media, but I'm just not like, you know, the password and the tech side of it. I don't know what ties to what it's like. I am the oldest man ever. Every time a fucking password, I can never get it. Ashley just rolls her eyes. And it's like I do. I use it now, but then I never fucking update it or it's not working for something or something else comes up and I can never get in. Like I just, it's, I'm like my blood just God fuck You know what it is I like that all right I mean Erik been doing this stuff so long This freaked Logan out years ago He I don know he needed your email for something And he goes what up with Erik And I was like what do you mean And he's like, there could be a lot.

He's like, yeah, there's a lot of things. Was he drinking? Yeah, I was like, buddy, sit down. And let me grab a whiskey. And he just goes like, have you seen his email? And I had to think for a second. I'm like, oh yeah, it's like emailing it. But he's like, it's at like his name.com. I'm like, dude, he's an IT guy. He just made it. I don't know. how they do that you know what i mean but that blew his mind he's like i can email eric at eric allen.com i'm like kind of like i don't know yeah so i don't know how that stuff works back in the day before like gmail and all this shit was prevalent like when you switched internet providers yeah you changed email addresses yeah i was like fuck that so i made my own domain so that way i never changed my email address so do you own eric allen.com eric w allen.com So what can we do on that? Hey, we're gonna get into this for just a minute because oh, there's look at him look at the There's some motherfucker I don't know him This guy his name is Christopher Erickson Allen he owns Erik Allen calm No, if it ever goes for sale like he forgets to renew his shit I will own that because I have us like a pay on it Like if it becomes available I'm buying that shit. So it No, but isn't I assume he goes by your account So I don't want to say a motherfucker, but like no I'll come when I when I went to look for it I was a little pissed because I was like Erik Allen calm Erik with a K See see is more common. Sure. Sure. Like Erik with a K is gonna be available

This is back before the internet boom and say this is like what? Early two thousands shit so will it alert you if he if he doesn't pay up yeah for sure that's crazy you know all that it stuff is still just magic to me even and you're like time in the day like figuring out domain names like that when you think about that stuff now dot coms have become really rare but like that edu other other stuff is way available and you just it's like 30 bucks a year well and i i remember I had heard like right away when you know.com or whatever became popular and there was building websites people went out and bought like Pepsi all the huge brands so then they had to buy them out was that you?

No I still have a couple. Shut up tell me what's your favorite one? So I bought a bunch around Hawkeye tailgating because I was big into like tailgating for Iowa and like people were making websites to sell the parking spots and so I bought a bunch around that. And you still have them? I let some of them go because it's not a thing anymore. Yeah. There's different ways to manage that. But people still do that. They buy websites and it ends up turning into something. No, you're good. I was just messing with that. I was a little bit behind the big boom in that space. Yeah. See, my brain does not work that way.

Me neither. I'm still trying to get through the fucking password to get online. And he's got my domain name off. I bought Shaun.com 27 years ago and I forgot the password. You'd be that guy who has like a million dollars of Bitcoin, but you're like, I can't get in. Fucking no idea. Have you heard about like those people? Like a guy through a hard drive away that had his Bitcoin code on it. And it's worth like 50 million dollars or something like that. And he said he was going to buy the landfill and try to go through it to find it. Yeah. Because the landfill is like a few million. And it's but I'm like you're never gonna find it. It's literally a needle in a haystack I don't know I don't understand how you Like do that like get rid of it. Yeah, I don't understand You buy something like think about it like I buy lots of Certificates today like that maybe is like a little more simple thing, right?

Like maybe you bought stock in your local bank. You're going to put those in a safety deposit box or like in a fire safe or something, right? That's true. Yeah. Same thing with crypto. If you get that fucking key, put it on the USB thing and throw it in a fire safe. A lot of the ones I ever were in my desk drawer that was locked in my office. Are they still locked in there? Just think about it like this. If you had a stack of $10,000. Now everything's electronic. now you don't even they don't even give out cert most don't even give certificates if you had cash cash money yeah would you set it in your destra or would you put it in a safe no i that's what i'm saying it's the same thing it is but but in that guy's defense when he probably owned i know what you're saying it's the same thing but for that guy i bet it was worth pennies when he did it yeah he probably never imagined bitcoin was gonna i had so many opportunities i should have bought into bitcoin like way early and i didn't i made a little bit of money well can you recognize the next one so we can be rich dude i always feel like this i'm always behind the eight ball on this shit like i make i can make a little bit because i recognize it just early enough to make a little bit but you're never the first guy in fucking bitcoin i saw friends telling me i should buy that and i was like that sounds unstable and scary and i don't have a lot of extra money well because some of it is is scary and unstable like do you remember nfts when they those look for like a hot minute and it was the dumbest fucking thing hey how about the hawk to a girl yeah where she made her little pump and dump yeah but you know maybe when we're still cool right podcast goes big we

could just like make a meme coin that that that that shit folks that's one thing you can count on us for we are we won't do that no i'm just saying we're in it together we're in it together that is a scheme you know it's a rug pull scheme like that's like the shittiest I don't I don't Bitcoin and I'm not defending this chick but I don't think she knew like God you know that'd be like Erik come to us be like this we're gonna do and be like oh oh we would totally agree yeah but then also she wasn't friends yeah yeah that's bullshit it's it's fucked up and it's even worse when it you fuck over a bunch of stranger well it's don't fuck over anyone but yeah i i think someone gets in those rich people's ears goes hey promote this i mean hey they get rich and they bounce and then the only person that's left to be mad at is the one that you went for so i i understand it yep but don't fall for scams don't do that shit have either of you ever people stop being dicks but also don't buy stupid shit from stupid people like i mean and as much as that whole like her notoriety like i just saw that as what which is still like i was entertained as fuck by all the videos and all that shit like me too i was so happy for her that she like you know she went viral up or something she raised like millions of dollars for dog shelters but i was like i was like that's amazing i'm not you know the the message whatever it doesn't matter but it was like amazing that's great for her as soon as she did the

meme coin i'm like fuck like you're fucked like don't do shit like that like don't fall for that shit yeah the only thing we're gonna sell is uh drinking bats yeah dimensional brewing and you should go to dimensional they'll probably give you one of these drinking bats but you should buy one buy some dimensional brewing just buy their beer right yeah tell our friends at dimensional that you heard it from us the only other thing we are kicking it's not gonna get you anything but let i'm not hearing from us we do we are working on some merch uh we need we're working on a logo but if anyone knows any good graphic designers yeah that you know you have a hookup there um we're floating or if you're interested and you can do it but honestly even if you have a great idea of a logo anything like that send your ideas and we'll we'll talk about them or if you yeah if you want to be a part of it email us if you if you want to give a shot give us a quote to do it like we're we're all for it yeah we have some good friends that are interested in helping but they're also are very busy and you know i would love to get money too i'd love to get people's ideas that listen to the show like what they think they've listened to the show what do you think a good logo would be like i floated the idea because i always call you the man pulling the strings as a joke but i thought like him the puppet master having us on puppet strings would be hilarious but if someone comes up with something please email us because we'd love to hear it we'll float all ideas yeah and also email any ideas we emails are probably our favorite thing to read because it's actually just gives us we don't have good topics to talk about well we just don't know

what's going to come in and i like the unknown i like just the best thing we do is talk off the cuff yeah so i just i don't want to go in with a plan speaking that i had some fun this weekend with going to eastern listen to people that were or talk to people that listen to the podcast that like it. And okay. You can stroke me. You go there. I got some comments. It's funny. Cause everyone's like, I love it. You know, cause it's like the closest people to you that, you know, would do it. And they're like, I would just love your podcast. I laugh so much. Have you ever thought about this? Have you ever thought, you know what I mean?

And it's like, it's cause I'm like, all right, we got you thinking you like this. You want to make it better. But it was, yeah. So then there was somebody there that I didn't know. Cause we were at like a big family one. So I was like, there's lots of people. Was this your side or ashley said it was my side okay okay um and so but then i had like we were at my aunt uncle's house but then it was like then their family you know there's lots of people there it was just huge yep and we're talking about it in this um this older gal was was asking me do you have a what now and i'm like oh it's a podcast you know and she's like really well what's the name of it and like tell her she's like well i'm gonna have to start listening and in my head i'm like that would be fucking amazing if like do you really know what it is or you're not like i mean she seemed to be cooler than us older than me the coolest but she had figured out and i was like so um so shout out to you honey i don't know i never caught your name but if you did listen to it i i'd love it and it was it was uh at easter where we talked about it afterwards send them a text message or like send them a like video chat that says alexa play we're still cool right right there you go there you go place everybody's got one right like everybody has one now they got something yeah yeah maybe our first guest should be someone that's like 65 plus years old okay why not i mean i mean you probably assume that's like me and somebody that i like like honestly sean i just

So you're thinking about something else instead of listening to this. I'm kind of shocked you caught that. That's a good joke. I mean, the weller over here is distracting me a little bit about, you know, like... God, I know. We do just want to rip into that, don't we? Thank God for... We still got to do bat chugs. So maybe we'll do both. Tonight? Yeah, we can make a video after this for the socials. Okay. For the socials, Mike. For the socials. Shout out to my boss when I call in tomorrow. It's for you. It's for you guys. it's actually for you guys it's like brian adam says which this should be our our motto everything we do we do it for you do we have a timer on this one where are we at uh we're pretty close we could do a dad i think it's time for the dad joke unless you had it did you have anything else on your no i had a couple stories but those can wait like they're not they're not yeah tune in last stories on the way shout out to nicole for my favorite sticker she's everybody remember it's not an Addiction till you suck dick for it. There you go And with that Now I have to say I watched him look this up and it was the first one he just started giggling So I did see him giggling like but to the points where we're like, what's he up to?

And yeah, I thought he was fucking like okay, I'm ready to go. I found the dad Like I was putting clown faces on you guys or something. Yeah Hold on you had said you have a gift for us and then you started laughing your ass off five minutes later I was like, oh, fuck. We're done. Hit it. All right. Dad joke of the day. Okay. I saw an ad that said radio for sale, $2. Volume will not change.

I can't turn that down. Oh, my God. Dude. Before the end of it, I'm like, I don't get it.

When he said volume will not change, I'm like, I don't understand it. I didn't know there was I can't turn that down Yeah, thank God you finished because I was like I was going to go, you giggled at that I have no idea what the fuck you just said Well, there is some You should know. You've been with me to a few comedy shows Yeah, if they're bad, I'll still laugh Because I can't handle it And I'll laugh a lot I'm just like, oh yeah Yeah We got to get to a good one this year We do need Is Penguin still around, by the way? so is there even there's nothing i mean theo i saw he's coming so yeah theo's coming a lot of them do like paramount and stuff well they've been pushing yeah but but they're just like the local sir is where is the closest club around here anymore so they're i'll have to look into it i don't want to shout it out because i don't know if it's open there was there was a place open called the lucky cat they closed yeah but then i've heard they're still doing comedy and comedians like local ones out of somewhere but i don't know yeah i heard it michael what i saw with them is they were like they'll just pop into places oh okay be like more because they did one at field day like kind of one of the ghost kitchen type things but for more of like let's do it at a bigger venue that people are there anyway yeah type of thing and they did one at field day uh just recently man if anybody here that knows that stuff let us we would love to be a part of love to like we're not gonna do stand-up but like we're huge fans of it and love to promote it you know whatever it's always been on my bucket list to do but i i'm just too scared

uh my buddy did it i know keaton did it so he wants to talk he wants to come on and talk about i think we should let him eventually but wait hold on kate wants to talk yeah that's crazy hey chris we love you i love you anyway so we do have some guests potentially coming up we do we want it to be like specific to the show not just like yeah we're not just gonna have our friends or whatever which is fun but that's totally fun and we i mean and we probably will do that because we can talk about us and most of our friends we're all friends with and we all have known each other forever so it's fine but yeah we do we have some we have some good things cooking so oh i was gonna share with you guys too i got a message the other day that from a family friend that we have inspired her to start a podcast because she's been listening to us since we started and she's like i'm just having so much fun listening to you guys and then she's like okay how do i do this and i was like well you need an eric okay like this is really what makes this happen because the idiots that talk the most of mike and i like we just have a bunch of things to say but the key to making this all work is an eric so you need an eric and at least one other person that won't shut up so i mean for for nothing else we inspired can i ask who or should we not say oh yeah shout out to carol yeah okay yeah i was curious who was in uh in omaha so that's awesome yeah she's dude been a big listener like and right away like she was one of the first comments that we had like about how she just loved it you guys are so funny you know and had that and

then she's like well we want to do outside of us two talking what else can we do and i'm like the technology side is the hardest thing anyone can really i've learned not everyone can just sit behind a mic and talk but you know luckily we can yeah but that's the thing is we said we're going to do this no matter what we do this for fun we do this for us we us three have a great time doing it we're not looking at anything but whatever happens happens but we're having a blast we're gonna keep doing it what did we say episode one whether you listen or not we're gonna keep doing it we're gonna keep doing it there it is i and like sean brought this up but carol like is not here local but if anybody's in the cedar rapids area and is looking for something mango mustache we can we can help i'm i'm not an employee but we can definitely help make something happen.

If you guys want to reach out to us, we can get you a connection. If you email us, we can help connect you too. We're learning and we're willing to share because it is fun. Let me say that one more time. Please, any ideas, anything you want us to say on the show, anything you want to know if it's still cool, anything about logos, we'd love to hear from you no matter what it is. We're still cool, right? At gmail.com. There it is. Alright, guys. We'll see you next week. Love you. Bye. I bet we all do