I got a guy for that...
Well, if only we had a guy for that. A guy who can do shit on our website. My guy's Claude. Claude's my guy.
Drinking Jelly Donut
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Common Drinking Sayings / Myths
Does this episode get your mahogany moving?
Drinking South Side
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We get all nostalgic on gas stations
I only have a good sound and a bad sound.
Drinking La Louisiane
the full transcript
What crazy stuff would you do if you were all of a sudden single?
For those playing at home, the first person that got me on dating apps was Shaun.
Drinking Blueberry Pancake Bourbon
the full transcript
Running is for the birds... and Mike I guess.
Shave your thighs too. Gold Bond spray does wonders.
Drinking Go Chiefs
1 secret band name and the full transcript
Game - Who Said That?
I like Gatorade. I also like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Drinking Penelope Blackberry Old Fashioned
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How do you feel about NIL in college sports?
Sometimes we like to throw shit at Mike.
Drinking Drunken Monkey
the full transcript
Cake Toppers all day...
The cakey got bakey.
Drinking The Last Word
the full transcript
Working on sound clips for the show!
He just has to play 19 sound effects in a row and then he's ready to go.
Drinking Green Chartreuse · Black Velvet Toasted Caramel
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Recap of the Annual Ozarks Adult Trip
Everyone should get naked in the Ozarks and wear cowboy hats.
Drinking Lucky Bomb
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Cleaning out the booze tote!
Guys, we're idiots and Logan's keeping us in line.
Drinking Pineapple Whiskey Sour
the full transcript
Our buddy Clint stops by and we talk about movies!
The longer he's gone, the more I forget him.
Drinking Gin Rickey
the full transcript
Blind Ranking Game
He's rubbing his cargo shorts. He's getting all the sweat off his hands.
Drinking Dimensional Vigo Imperial Stout
the full transcript
Dude fashion, Ticks, Taints and Bidets Oh My!
There's almost never anything on it, but you just feel clean.
Drinking Blackberry Whiskey Mule
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Do we swear too much? Fuck it let's talk about it...
Quack. Quack. Oh, wait. That's hockey. Never mind.
Drinking Manhattan
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Smash or Pass - Part 2
Dude, we're your aunt and uncle's favorite podcast. They just don't know it yet.
Drinking Blood in the Water
the full transcript
That World Cup Feeling...
No matter what, it's going to be fun to watch. I'm here for it.
Drinking Long Island Iced Tea · Weller Bourbon
the full transcript
Game Shows!
My mind went somewhere real dark, and I was like, I'm so glad this is Patreon right now.
Drinking Giant Gummy Bear
1 punchline and the full transcript
If you could have sex with anyone throughout history dead or alive who would it be?
That's for the Patreon. We do the motherfucker for the Patreon.
Drinking Blueberry Smash
1 punchline and the full transcript
You guys can tell us what you think of our new sound clips ideas and submit your own!
Don't call Shaun. That's a bad idea. Call me.
Drinking Underberg
the full transcript
Turn the music down Barry!
If Todd wins again, I will laugh my ass off. Hey, Todd, don't win this one.
Drinking Old Fashioned
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What would your life look like if you made $150k / year and didn't have to work?
It sounds like there's a giraffe dying over there.
Drinking Blackberry Wine and Lemonade
1 punchline and the full transcript
Mike was a little premature on this one...
So anyone listening, when you find out we died, just know it was Erik's fault.
Drinking The Lindsay Lohan
the full transcript
What's your favorite names for Genitalia?
This hamster's way off the wheel.
Drinking Strawberry Negroni
the full transcript
TV Shows that are ahead of their time...
Watch The Pit. Literally the best show on TV right now.
Drinking Chocolate BuzzBallz with Guinness
the full transcript
Mike's Notebook Returns
The Patreon is the equivalent of unprotected sex. We're raw doggin' over here.
Drinking Busch Apple Drop Shot
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Smash or Pass - Inmate Edition
Thank you so much for being Patreon subscribers. We really hope you enjoy all the debauchery.
Drinking Skittles Bomb
the full transcript
What was your cringe worthy screen name or gamer tag?
I found a list online. Glitter Fart 69.
Drinking Boilermaker
the full transcript
What does calling twice in a row mean to you?
You know what? I don't think your opinion is worth anything.
Drinking Lunchbox
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What Chaps Erik's Ass This Week?
We promised a bonus episode, not a bonus dad joke.
Drinking Staggering Gentleman
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Conspiracy Theories Part 2
If they want to hear the most unhinged stupid shit in their life, this is us with no filter.
Drinking Manhattan
1 punchline and the full transcript
Mike's New Hobby and What Celebrity Do You Want to Fight
He's been 100 my whole life.
Drinking Tropical Leprechaun
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Hottest Female Characters in TV or Movies
No, I'm side of the road good-looking. Like, you pass me, you go, that was probably a pretty good-looking guy.
Drinking The Revolver
the full transcript
Our First Patreon Only Bonus Content!
There's going to be 15 to 30 minutes that no one else will hear. You can only hear it on Patreon.
Drinking Pork Twisky
the full transcript